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  • George Carlin... THE best comedian... Not only is he funny but in all his HBO specials he talks about things that people wouldn't dare say... Most of them are somewhat deep and make you think about things... Giving us a different perspective on our society... What a great man

  • he looks like hippie trash great man give me a break bow down to you god puppet

  • Oh shut the hell up.

  • sin is the lading cause of death, eh? haha. prove this, please :D

  • youre a fucking moron. keep living in fear you feeble minded sheep.

  • empty:George is suffering in Hell for his unbelief. How do you know he didn't believe & this is just his comedic routine, and since you speak for God, perhaps YOU'D better be polishing up YOUR pitchfork,.

  • My god has a bigger D**K then your god! LOL. Classic...

  • George Carlin never fails to make me laugh RIP

  • my God has a bigger dick than your God....:DDDD

  • "You belive in god? No.. Boom dead!"

    "you belive in god? Yes.. You belive in my god? No, BOOM DEAD" :D lol

  • another dead hero =[

  • EXACTLY! Right on the money here! Carlin is a fucking GENIUS!

  • Your belief in a fictional god deserves to be mocked.

  • well it is....

  • fuck off god

  • Calin is a legend!

  • Respect to this man! He is greatness on a grand scale....

  • takemybrea - go fuck yourself with your religious BS. or go talk with a brick wall about it instead ok? ^^ GL

  • i'm alive and i dont care about the sanctity of life

  • MY GOD has a bigger dick than YOUR GOD!! Genius!

  • Jesus approves of him!? I approve of him!

  • Agreed xD

  • And ya know why he had so many problems? Because the state, the church, and the corporate motherfuckers don't give a fuck what you're going through. They're full of shit.

  • LMAO!! This guy was great!

  • 2:58 and sometimes were hungary!

  • i love this guy R.I.P

  • jesus approves of you

  • yes i do lol

  • And you are a born twit.

  • •God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)

    •God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)

    so really Allan500 god is no better than the dictators you mentioned... So much for the sanctity of life...

  • God kills every one. Man is not made for this world, but for the next. You mistake man for being the equal to God (or at least suggest that he ought to be). From God, nothing is hidden. You cannot use the same concepts of time and morality for God and his creatures. Why don't you complain when the lion rips the neck out of a zebra? That is cruel, no?

  • Why are you here? Shouldnt you be at church?

  • RiZiYFoShiZZiY, my brother, you are a born wit.

  • yes God does kill every one but when u bring nature into the equation its completly unheard of. First off the Lion ripping the neck out of a zebra is nature and a need for survival its the natural way of things. God killing oteh simply because they act on there own accord and killing others just because they don't agree with him is not natural that's being proud and jealous. And who's to say we aren't fit for this world? If god gave us free will he wouldnt kill us based on our actions.

  • in fact if this god did understand the concept of free will he would not intervine on his own accord and repamand us. Your argument is based of faith and religion mine is based of logic. U mix natural ways with religious genocide from a celestial being. And also i would like to add that if man isnt made for this world please prove to me the exictence of a god or even the afterlife thats not faith based because that right there using faith makes it invalid. have fun proving it

  • What is nature but God's cteation. There is a reason for the recurring themes of death and rebirth in nature. It was placed there by God. You have missed the fact that God is the author of life and death. God is not a concept, he is a being. The Surpreme Being who demands obedience. The real God is not a candy-coated, slighty confused nice guy. He is the creator of all that is and the destroyer of all that displeases him.

  • If he is omnipotent how come he has to get grumpy by stuff?

  • fuck you!

  • Bollocks! Amen.

  • (That one was for takemybrea)

  • i understand the concept of it but if god gave humans free will why would he intervine? if he can kill when he feels displeased then he is no better than Stalin correct me if im wrong but didnt he kill them people out of fear and paranoia and because they displeased him? He did Look at Saddam Husain killed because people displeased him. So if your saying god demands obedience after he gave us free will and kill us on his own accord? why do we have free will and mutiple religions?

  • and would have god killed them all since they dont believe in him? if anything god is nothing but a bully who is jealous and proud. Last time i checked i thought god accepted others and was comapssionite. well i guess not from your description. Apperantly by your standers were to be slaves to a being you cant prove to exixst. If god is what you say he is there would be mass genocide and millions murdered in his name... So much for the god people think as nice and compassionate...

  • In the words of Carlin: God either doesn't exist, or just doesn't give a shit about us.

  • O i agree.

  • yeah...i like to think that if the later is true the world is kind of like the sims video game and god just gets entertainment out of watching our stupid human antics here on earth

  • That's what I like about the sims. It allows you to play God, and there are no reprocussions in the real world if you do a horrible job ;D

  • hahhaa word up man

  • •Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)

    •God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)

  • •God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.

    •God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.

  • If Allan500 has knowledge of any kind of logical fallacy, he has yet to show evidence of it.

  • Some numbers for the now-dead George Carlin to think over in hell:

    Mao killed about 50 million people.

    Stalin killed between 20 and 100 million people.

    Hitler killed about 11 million people.

  • Unfortunately for you, Hell is a man-made concept that has almost no possibility of existing.

  • Hitler was a Christian, dipshit and he validated his holocaust on his belief in God. Try reading Mein Kampf before you attempt to lie to educated people here.

    As for any other atheist, trash, atheism isn't a set of rules. Its one acknowledgment: There is no god. All ethical values are up to the individual atheist to come up with and validate on their own. So no atheist can ever really be blamed for the actions of any other atheist.

    Its called reality. Try to get a grasp on it.

  • Don't be silly. Hitler was born Catholic, and rejected his childhood religion for what can only called a curious mixture of Teutonic myth and paganism. He said lots of things to curry favor and hide his true intentions. Good gosh, man, this is Hitler we are talking about!

    "Hitler's references to providence and God and the ritualistic pageantry of Nazism were more than likely pagan than Christian. (The Third Reich: a New History, Pan, 2001)

  • and how many did the church kill my friend? If anything the church is no better than those dictators. and not to mention how many people has the god of the old testament killed assuming your a beleiver. for example

    God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighbor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)

    •God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexualtechniqs

  • If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?

    bumper sticker...

    If men could have babies, abortion would be LEGAL...men wouldn't be able to take the pain of childbirth.

  • No shit. If men had to push a watermelon-sized tumor through their assholes which, without medical assistance, would KILL one in five men who went through this procedure. They would be aborting these things the moment they learned about it infesting their bodies.

    If conception is a unique individual born of sperm and egg, then this process has already aborted the other million sperm who would just have easily become their own unique individuals upon conception.

  • "If men could have babies, abortion would be LEGAL...men wouldn't be able to take the pain of childbirth."

    I'll rather say abortion would not be an option to most guys/men, since they would do anything possible to avoid pregnancy out of presumption horror;) But then hey, goodbye overpopulated world. Please as a guy I cannot even coax my male friends to become blood donors, how on earth would they be able to survive pregnancy;) Thank god I dont have to know if I would survive pregancy;)

  • He is right on point with his comments.

    He may be gone, but his words are not, so he lives on.

  • Yep its all true....

  • I want a shirt that says Save the Tumors.

  • maybe your just afraid of his logic. lets hope your kids die in a car fire. pussy.

  • hey, FUCK YOU.

  • xxkixxllxxerxx, you do yourself proud with your wit and wisdom.

  • Allan500,

    Tell your family to email me when you die, so I can thank God that you're dead and will no longer spread your infamous, offensive ignorance.

  • AmericanTrash07, do as you will, but I, unlike Carlin, have not spent my life spewing out hatred and bigotry. For a man who did not believe in God, Carlin spent an awful lot of time thinking about him. Almost like God kept calling him, and Carlin reacted like a child in tantrum.

  • Fuck you idiot. Acknowledging your invisible sky genie doesn't exist is one thing. Striving against those social fuckups, like yourself, who not only believe in this nonsense but bring it into social and political application is another.

    Your inability to see this reality makes you and every other theist like you a boil on the ass of humanity.

    You should have your children taken away from you.

  • My children?

    Your speech betrays you as a know-nothing. You appear to be one of those misfits who scream bloody murder when their opinion is opposed, but are too frightened to explore the issue. Carlin is dead and I'm glad he can do no further harm.

  • Way to sidetrack the issue, dipshit.

    "I'm glad he can do no further harm"

    Oh yes, its not like there's this technology that would allow people record and watch Carlin well after his death or an open forum where these recordings can be viewed for all time.

    Are you sincerely so stupid?

  • Xerock, don't show yourself to be an ass. I said he can to no FURTHER harm. His existing "work" is here for dummies to watch, but he can do no further harm. Learn the language before you comment to me again.

  • Its a good thing Jesus is dead, because we all know he can't do any further harm either.

    Oh wait, you're still here making an ass out of yourself.

  • Xerock, you attack me because you cannot defend Carlin's viewpoint. You attack me because you have no ability to detract from Christianity.

    The fool says in his heart, There is no God.

    They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds,

    there is none who does good.

  • I attack you because your claims have no merit. Carlin makes his own claims and has his own merit.

    "The fool says in his heart, There is no God." - the only book that says there is a god, parroted by social retards who wont question it.

    The atheists will always have the potential to be more ethical than those that believe in G/gods. Anyone who uses "G/god told me to" to validate a beneficial action only allows anyone else to use the same spiritual conjecture to validate any abusive action.

  • I'd be happy to debate you on whether God exists--right here.

    Your cornball philosophy is just you talking, and talking and talking without thinking.

    Go ahead, give me a proof for your disbelief of God.

  • "Go ahead, give me a proof for your disbelief of God."

    Burden of proof is on the one making the initial claim. In other words, the believer.

  • Atheismrulez, who are you, the rule maker?

    In any case, Carlin made the first remark. He's dead. His maggot-fulled body can't do much talking. Feel free to cover for him.

  • Him being dead has nothing to do with anything—at all.

    And no, I'm not establishing "rules". The rules are already there. If you want more info., look up "Burden of proof" in Wikipedia. Apart from applying to law, it also applies in an argument.

  • Atheismrulez, good-by.

  • First of all, no one can prove a notion to be true or false. But I can show more evidence that your stupid sky genie doesn't exist than you ever will be to show that it does.

    1. There is nothing in the "how the universe came to be" that suggests there was ever a conscious decision was involved to warrant asking "why the universe came to be".

    2. the lack of evidence theists have for their god existing acts as exclusionary evidence which removes any possibility of your god existing.

    You lose.

  • If you can say this: 1. There is nothing in the "how the universe came to be" that suggests there was ever a conscious decision was involved..."

    You're pretty much useless. End of story.

  • In other words, you have nothing to suggest there was a conscious decision and just like any fuckup who doesn't want to question the existence of his own god, you're going to go run and hide. End of story.

    Wish harder, idiot. I'm sure someday a human soul will appear on a CAT scan.

  • Xerock, I'm sorry, but you're a waste of my time.

  • Well you're about as useful to society as Mad Cow Disease is to cattle farmers, dipshit.

    Go lie to yourself elsewhere. No one cares what you think here.

  • @Xerock WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND HOW YOU ARE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ALLANDAN500 ,I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING (IN THE LINE OF FIRE ) YOUR DIGNITY. IT'S ALWAYS THE DRUNK SLOBS THAT BEAT THERE WIFE , THAT CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT USING PROFANITY !!! WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE XEROCK !!!!!!! BURN IN HELL SLOB..!

  • If you disliked him so much, why did you even watch the clip and comment? It seems to me that you're just trying to incite arguments.

  • shadowystarfire, what do you think Carlin was doing? Think before you write,

  • "shadowystarfire, what do you think Carlin was doing? Think before you write,"

    Why, oh, why are people never willing to heed their own advice?

    You are a waste of space and time. Your mind is clearly well-rested.

  • "what do you think Carlin was doing" Stating his opinion to people who paid to listen.

  • "my god has a bigger dick than your god" jajaja hilarious

  • I don't believe that life is all high and mighty and important, people die for nothing every day, but you have to put life down as pretty important. As important as anything else really. Nothing at all matters in and of itself.-

  • My life is pretty sacred to me.

  • ano:My life is pretty sacred to me. Thats only because you have a brain that can imagine that to be true. A rat would do the same if he had your brain...then, which one wouold be the TRUE "sacred life"?

  • I agree, nothing in of itself means anything, but for all intents and purposes, life is sacred, my life is sacred to me as is yours to you, that's just the way we are wired. The only thing that pisses me off is when people take the sanctity of life to absolute extremes, like not allowing euthanasia.

  • There is a set that came out on Christmas 2008 called "All my stuff" it goes for about $150. It has all his HBO special and classic routines. He rules...

  • Which Carlin HBO special is this, I want to buy it.

  • GEORGE CARLIN ROCKS!!!!

  • George Carlin is so ignorant. I'm not Christian or Muslim or anything, but the past actions of any institution should be thought of within the cultural context of their time.

  • And how about the current God vs. God battles going on across the world?

  • Alright I love George Carlin, probably my favorite comedian, however this reel make half to no sense at all.

  • MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR GOD!

  • MY God has a vagina.

  • well MY GOD HAS A BIGGER VAGINA THAN YOUR GOD !!!

  • My god is an hermaphrodite! Suck it!

  • National burn your bible day December 25th 2012

  • Really?

  • lol isent that the day th eworld will end lol hope it does then a lot of retards wil lthink god wil lsave them lol i mean jesus

  • My absolute favorite. Fuck bless him.

  • we made the whole fucking thing up! how true.

  • If virus aint living organism. so does ticks and fleas. needs host. or we are not living things. cuz we derive from sperms and eggs. need host.

  • sounds like something george would say. LOL

    we all die. dumb, smart, rich, poor. maybe he's trying to joke and help really closed minded people not be so serious about themselves. With child abuse, racism, genocide, "religious" wars and crime, maybe all of our hateful old traditions need to be questioned.

  • that's debatable

  • that is wery christian of you

  • i sure hope so

  • lol,funny stuff!I know this guy died,but when was it?

  • coupple months ago :-? Like in June or sth like that

  • hey lopli i didnt know you liked george carlin

  • Do us all a favor and die with him.

  • Some people (paulo, skaarj..) are more idiot than the crazy comedian Carlin

  • How true George... tolerance and compassion, that's where it's at. Whatever you believe in, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone or yourself, what's wrong with it? Who's to say who's right or wrong? We'll never know until we're gone. But, then it won't really matter will it?

  • A comedian takes a stab at ethics and philosophy. Yep, pretty funny, and a real train wreck.

  • It is interesting to notice a person who can both read and write but still believes that women's right to medically safe abortion has anything to do with evil dictators.

  • Blah blah blah typical argument about atheists blah blah blah

    "Atheists are bad because some bad people were atheists." That logic, sir, is failed.

  • FUCK GOD

  • yeah, fuck him

  • Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick.

  • who? What toys you play with in your spare time is up to you.

  • I was responding to someone who posted "FUCK GOD".

    So I quoted Carlin.

  • sorry. I still get confused with whos talking to who on these fucking pages sometimes.

  • No problem.

  • so are some Christians and Jews plus Muslims

    so just be quiet

  • was that directed at me? You do realize that I was commenting AGAINST what aliceann76 said, right?

  • actually..hitler was a catholic

    Satan bless you

  • god, the adults imaginary friend

  • "Banning religion would make people commit crimes because there is no higher authority than us(God)."

    Are you saying if you found out God was as imaginary as the Easterbunny you'd go on a shooting spree?

  • hopefully they'd off themselves before they hurt anyone.

  • Look people....time is getting short and the bullshit is getting deep in the world. Getting to the main subject and the reason why I came here, George Carlin is a great comedian and philosopher, but as all of them he is not always correct. I came here for the fun...but I see by comments people are taking him too seriously. Yes nice opinions, but opinions are like assholes! We all have one! Yeee HA HA hA

  • wolfgange63 hw have the atheists killed millions if not billions in the past 10 years. even if u include abortions (which were not cos that is NOT the same) atheists are nowhere near close especially when you consider the religious body count is increasing with the jiihad and christian atrocities worldwide (witch children fore example) so dont say atheists are mass murderers with nothing to back it up

  • Really how does it matter? The so called people who love people and God are the same as the one who kill in the name of "Who Gives A shit!

    Look ...the true children of God and Life know who they are. We are the ones hanging around till the poison is cured.

  • You mean the lazy?

  • Fetuses and boogers are alike: they are both essentially useless clumps of cells. So imagine an abortion (of an unwanted pregnancy) as blowing your nose. You don't want that booger? Get rid of it!

  • Lol religion has done more killings then any other things on this planet(the Crusades,the spanish inquisition,and the witch hunts)so keep that in mind when you talking about abortion....

    Do you think that girls who was raped should also have a baby with someone they would never have chosen by themselves??? religion is evil in my opinion and thanks to democracy im alowed to have one

  • Yes religion has done about as much killing in thousands of years as the Atheist religion has in just 10 years.

  • How?

  • Care to explain this statistic?

  • Also Ama...religion is not who God is. Religion is just another man made idea like scientology, humanism,Atheism and alot of those other isms out there. It is all another philosophy of man. To understand God is to look at all things away from mankind's philosophy cause we have not been around long enough to know shit!! Just like the rest of these dumbasses who compare a baby to a booger. As far as the "abouguetofblackroses" response goes...too bad you wasn't the batch your Mom swallowed! HA HA!

  • It's not illegal.

  • jerj kerlin

  • i could definetely understand why he was angry with God, I was like that for a long time but im glad that i understood that God doesnt condone all the horrible things done in His name and that he really doesnt want people to suffer. when i wasnt believing in God i felt that nothing was wrong or right and felt so strange cuz i thought "whats the point of life if nothing is wrong or right?"

  • God was introduced into life for one purpose, to limit suffering and stop people from murdering each other. Your right, life has no meaning, it's a natural accident and we evolved into humans from apes millions of yrs ago. But of course if you do the wrong things the you go jail. :)

  • Ha HA HA ...you go on and keep making yourself believe that. I think it is amazing that people blindly look at the universe and the marvel of all things and still not see the design of it all. All this human supremacy in action, thinking there is nothing better than us, we are top of the line. There couldn't possibly be any superior intelligence out there involved in our creation. Just everything was just...ooops...an accident. An accident that somehow put everything in place. WOW!!

  • pappabear: Life is a natural accident? Man, how can you just give up on reason like that? I don't care how far you trace back our origins and try to chalk them up to random mutations, the universe was created by someone. There is something outside it's barriers. Science's inability to begin to explain it doesn't make it any less of a truth.

  • How do you know that someone created it? An invisible man created the universe? Get a reality check buddy. Your not a scientist, your probably someone that believes the bible. Anyways, Space always existed, it cannot be timed, why? because it's open space and time cannot be measured. Life has no meaning.