George Carlin... THE best comedian... Not only is he funny but in all his HBO specials he talks about things that people wouldn't dare say... Most of them are somewhat deep and make you think about things... Giving us a different perspective on our society... What a great man
empty:George is suffering in Hell for his unbelief. How do you know he didn't believe & this is just his comedic routine, and since you speak for God, perhaps YOU'D better be polishing up YOUR pitchfork,.
And ya know why he had so many problems? Because the state, the church, and the corporate motherfuckers don't give a fuck what you're going through. They're full of shit.
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Wouldn't this place be peacefully quiet if Mrs. Carlin and aborted little Georgie Carlin? After all, he seems to have had soooo many problems with the world.
God kills every one. Man is not made for this world, but for the next. You mistake man for being the equal to God (or at least suggest that he ought to be). From God, nothing is hidden. You cannot use the same concepts of time and morality for God and his creatures. Why don't you complain when the lion rips the neck out of a zebra? That is cruel, no?
yes God does kill every one but when u bring nature into the equation its completly unheard of. First off the Lion ripping the neck out of a zebra is nature and a need for survival its the natural way of things. God killing oteh simply because they act on there own accord and killing others just because they don't agree with him is not natural that's being proud and jealous. And who's to say we aren't fit for this world? If god gave us free will he wouldnt kill us based on our actions.
in fact if this god did understand the concept of free will he would not intervine on his own accord and repamand us. Your argument is based of faith and religion mine is based of logic. U mix natural ways with religious genocide from a celestial being. And also i would like to add that if man isnt made for this world please prove to me the exictence of a god or even the afterlife thats not faith based because that right there using faith makes it invalid. have fun proving it
What is nature but God's cteation. There is a reason for the recurring themes of death and rebirth in nature. It was placed there by God. You have missed the fact that God is the author of life and death. God is not a concept, he is a being. The Surpreme Being who demands obedience. The real God is not a candy-coated, slighty confused nice guy. He is the creator of all that is and the destroyer of all that displeases him.
i understand the concept of it but if god gave humans free will why would he intervine? if he can kill when he feels displeased then he is no better than Stalin correct me if im wrong but didnt he kill them people out of fear and paranoia and because they displeased him? He did Look at Saddam Husain killed because people displeased him. So if your saying god demands obedience after he gave us free will and kill us on his own accord? why do we have free will and mutiple religions?
and would have god killed them all since they dont believe in him? if anything god is nothing but a bully who is jealous and proud. Last time i checked i thought god accepted others and was comapssionite. well i guess not from your description. Apperantly by your standers were to be slaves to a being you cant prove to exixst. If god is what you say he is there would be mass genocide and millions murdered in his name... So much for the god people think as nice and compassionate...
yeah...i like to think that if the later is true the world is kind of like the sims video game and god just gets entertainment out of watching our stupid human antics here on earth
•Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
Hitler was a Christian, dipshit and he validated his holocaust on his belief in God. Try reading Mein Kampf before you attempt to lie to educated people here.
As for any other atheist, trash, atheism isn't a set of rules. Its one acknowledgment: There is no god. All ethical values are up to the individual atheist to come up with and validate on their own. So no atheist can ever really be blamed for the actions of any other atheist.
Don't be silly. Hitler was born Catholic, and rejected his childhood religion for what can only called a curious mixture of Teutonic myth and paganism. He said lots of things to curry favor and hide his true intentions. Good gosh, man, this is Hitler we are talking about!
"Hitler's references to providence and God and the ritualistic pageantry of Nazism were more than likely pagan than Christian. (The Third Reich: a New History, Pan, 2001)
and how many did the church kill my friend? If anything the church is no better than those dictators. and not to mention how many people has the god of the old testament killed assuming your a beleiver. for example
God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighbor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexualtechniqs
No shit. If men had to push a watermelon-sized tumor through their assholes which, without medical assistance, would KILL one in five men who went through this procedure. They would be aborting these things the moment they learned about it infesting their bodies.
If conception is a unique individual born of sperm and egg, then this process has already aborted the other million sperm who would just have easily become their own unique individuals upon conception.
"If men could have babies, abortion would be LEGAL...men wouldn't be able to take the pain of childbirth."
I'll rather say abortion would not be an option to most guys/men, since they would do anything possible to avoid pregnancy out of presumption horror;) But then hey, goodbye overpopulated world. Please as a guy I cannot even coax my male friends to become blood donors, how on earth would they be able to survive pregnancy;) Thank god I dont have to know if I would survive pregancy;)
AmericanTrash07, do as you will, but I, unlike Carlin, have not spent my life spewing out hatred and bigotry. For a man who did not believe in God, Carlin spent an awful lot of time thinking about him. Almost like God kept calling him, and Carlin reacted like a child in tantrum.
Fuck you idiot. Acknowledging your invisible sky genie doesn't exist is one thing. Striving against those social fuckups, like yourself, who not only believe in this nonsense but bring it into social and political application is another.
Your inability to see this reality makes you and every other theist like you a boil on the ass of humanity.
You should have your children taken away from you.
Your speech betrays you as a know-nothing. You appear to be one of those misfits who scream bloody murder when their opinion is opposed, but are too frightened to explore the issue. Carlin is dead and I'm glad he can do no further harm.
Oh yes, its not like there's this technology that would allow people record and watch Carlin well after his death or an open forum where these recordings can be viewed for all time.
Xerock, don't show yourself to be an ass. I said he can to no FURTHER harm. His existing "work" is here for dummies to watch, but he can do no further harm. Learn the language before you comment to me again.
I attack you because your claims have no merit. Carlin makes his own claims and has his own merit.
"The fool says in his heart, There is no God." - the only book that says there is a god, parroted by social retards who wont question it.
The atheists will always have the potential to be more ethical than those that believe in G/gods. Anyone who uses "G/god told me to" to validate a beneficial action only allows anyone else to use the same spiritual conjecture to validate any abusive action.
Him being dead has nothing to do with anything—at all.
And no, I'm not establishing "rules". The rules are already there. If you want more info., look up "Burden of proof" in Wikipedia. Apart from applying to law, it also applies in an argument.
First of all, no one can prove a notion to be true or false. But I can show more evidence that your stupid sky genie doesn't exist than you ever will be to show that it does.
1. There is nothing in the "how the universe came to be" that suggests there was ever a conscious decision was involved to warrant asking "why the universe came to be".
2. the lack of evidence theists have for their god existing acts as exclusionary evidence which removes any possibility of your god existing.
In other words, you have nothing to suggest there was a conscious decision and just like any fuckup who doesn't want to question the existence of his own god, you're going to go run and hide. End of story.
Wish harder, idiot. I'm sure someday a human soul will appear on a CAT scan.
@Xerock WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND HOW YOU ARE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ALLANDAN500 ,I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING (IN THE LINE OF FIRE ) YOUR DIGNITY. IT'S ALWAYS THE DRUNK SLOBS THAT BEAT THERE WIFE , THAT CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT USING PROFANITY !!! WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE XEROCK !!!!!!! BURN IN HELL SLOB..!
@Xerock@Xerock WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND HOW YOU ARE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ALLANDAN500 ,I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING (IN THE LINE OF FIRE ) YOUR DIGNITY. IT'S ALWAYS THE DRUNK SLOBS THAT BEAT THERE WIFE , THAT CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT USING PROFANITY !!! WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE XEROCK !!!!!!! BURN IN HELL SLOB..!
I don't believe that life is all high and mighty and important, people die for nothing every day, but you have to put life down as pretty important. As important as anything else really. Nothing at all matters in and of itself.-
ano:My life is pretty sacred to me. Thats only because you have a brain that can imagine that to be true. A rat would do the same if he had your brain...then, which one wouold be the TRUE "sacred life"?
I agree, nothing in of itself means anything, but for all intents and purposes, life is sacred, my life is sacred to me as is yours to you, that's just the way we are wired. The only thing that pisses me off is when people take the sanctity of life to absolute extremes, like not allowing euthanasia.
There is a set that came out on Christmas 2008 called "All my stuff" it goes for about $150. It has all his HBO special and classic routines. He rules...
George Carlin is so ignorant. I'm not Christian or Muslim or anything, but the past actions of any institution should be thought of within the cultural context of their time.
HITLER had so much potential, Yet So little results! HE could have fixed the faggot problem! ATHEISM is the leprosy of the mind! atheists are so fucking disgusting,atheists
should suicide! HOPE your in heaven HITLER, that will be JUSTICE!
we all die. dumb, smart, rich, poor. maybe he's trying to joke and help really closed minded people not be so serious about themselves. With child abuse, racism, genocide, "religious" wars and crime, maybe all of our hateful old traditions need to be questioned.
Join the freak show losers! These damned atheist manage to disgust me so effortlessly! I'm going to throw up now.... I should vomit on fucking faces atheists!
How true George... tolerance and compassion, that's where it's at. Whatever you believe in, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone or yourself, what's wrong with it? Who's to say who's right or wrong? We'll never know until we're gone. But, then it won't really matter will it?
It is interesting to notice a person who can both read and write but still believes that women's right to medically safe abortion has anything to do with evil dictators.
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Banning religion would make people commit crimes because there is no higher authority than us(God). Having said that, believing in a religion and killing for a God makes people do bigger crimes than believing in NO God because LEADERS of the world believe in a God and because of this, they wage war on one another whoever opposes them.
So either way, people will keep on killing each other no matter if they believe in god or not.
Look people....time is getting short and the bullshit is getting deep in the world. Getting to the main subject and the reason why I came here, George Carlin is a great comedian and philosopher, but as all of them he is not always correct. I came here for the fun...but I see by comments people are taking him too seriously. Yes nice opinions, but opinions are like assholes! We all have one! Yeee HA HA hA
wolfgange63 hw have the atheists killed millions if not billions in the past 10 years. even if u include abortions (which were not cos that is NOT the same) atheists are nowhere near close especially when you consider the religious body count is increasing with the jiihad and christian atrocities worldwide (witch children fore example) so dont say atheists are mass murderers with nothing to back it up
Fetuses and boogers are alike: they are both essentially useless clumps of cells. So imagine an abortion (of an unwanted pregnancy) as blowing your nose. You don't want that booger? Get rid of it!
Lol religion has done more killings then any other things on this planet(the Crusades,the spanish inquisition,and the witch hunts)so keep that in mind when you talking about abortion....
Do you think that girls who was raped should also have a baby with someone they would never have chosen by themselves??? religion is evil in my opinion and thanks to democracy im alowed to have one
Also Ama...religion is not who God is. Religion is just another man made idea like scientology, humanism,Atheism and alot of those other isms out there. It is all another philosophy of man. To understand God is to look at all things away from mankind's philosophy cause we have not been around long enough to know shit!! Just like the rest of these dumbasses who compare a baby to a booger. As far as the "abouguetofblackroses" response goes...too bad you wasn't the batch your Mom swallowed! HA HA!
i could definetely understand why he was angry with God, I was like that for a long time but im glad that i understood that God doesnt condone all the horrible things done in His name and that he really doesnt want people to suffer. when i wasnt believing in God i felt that nothing was wrong or right and felt so strange cuz i thought "whats the point of life if nothing is wrong or right?"
God was introduced into life for one purpose, to limit suffering and stop people from murdering each other. Your right, life has no meaning, it's a natural accident and we evolved into humans from apes millions of yrs ago. But of course if you do the wrong things the you go jail. :)
Ha HA HA ...you go on and keep making yourself believe that. I think it is amazing that people blindly look at the universe and the marvel of all things and still not see the design of it all. All this human supremacy in action, thinking there is nothing better than us, we are top of the line. There couldn't possibly be any superior intelligence out there involved in our creation. Just everything was just...ooops...an accident. An accident that somehow put everything in place. WOW!!
pappabear: Life is a natural accident? Man, how can you just give up on reason like that? I don't care how far you trace back our origins and try to chalk them up to random mutations, the universe was created by someone. There is something outside it's barriers. Science's inability to begin to explain it doesn't make it any less of a truth.
How do you know that someone created it? An invisible man created the universe? Get a reality check buddy. Your not a scientist, your probably someone that believes the bible. Anyways, Space always existed, it cannot be timed, why? because it's open space and time cannot be measured. Life has no meaning.
George Carlin... THE best comedian... Not only is he funny but in all his HBO specials he talks about things that people wouldn't dare say... Most of them are somewhat deep and make you think about things... Giving us a different perspective on our society... What a great man
jjmurph22290 3 years ago 4
he looks like hippie trash great man give me a break bow down to you god puppet
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Sin is the leading cause of death!
George is suffering in Hell for his unbelief.
emptywithoutjesus 3 years ago
Oh shut the hell up.
tlonmaster 3 years ago 2
sin is the lading cause of death, eh? haha. prove this, please :D
Starsetsky428 3 years ago
youre a fucking moron. keep living in fear you feeble minded sheep.
AxisBoldAsLove1967 3 years ago
empty:George is suffering in Hell for his unbelief. How do you know he didn't believe & this is just his comedic routine, and since you speak for God, perhaps YOU'D better be polishing up YOUR pitchfork,.
sueezee 3 years ago
My god has a bigger D**K then your god! LOL. Classic...
AjaxtheWerewolf 3 years ago 2
George Carlin never fails to make me laugh RIP
daydreambelieverrr 3 years ago
my God has a bigger dick than your God....:DDDD
teculture861 3 years ago
"You belive in god? No.. Boom dead!"
"you belive in god? Yes.. You belive in my god? No, BOOM DEAD" :D lol
Music4AII 3 years ago 2
another dead hero =[
Holyfukinshit25 3 years ago 2
EXACTLY! Right on the money here! Carlin is a fucking GENIUS!
hybridhuman017 3 years ago 4
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this is absolutely ridiculous!
this man is seriously screwed upp in the head
& he finds it humerous to mock God
SMRsoccer 3 years ago
Your belief in a fictional god deserves to be mocked.
Xerock 3 years ago 3
well it is....
Davetts92 3 years ago
fuck off god
8MunchenBayern8 3 years ago
Calin is a legend!
srlinski 3 years ago
Respect to this man! He is greatness on a grand scale....
BlackRainGraffiti 3 years ago 3
takemybrea - go fuck yourself with your religious BS. or go talk with a brick wall about it instead ok? ^^ GL
elhama90 3 years ago
i'm alive and i dont care about the sanctity of life
Mokenofrs 3 years ago
MY GOD has a bigger dick than YOUR GOD!! Genius!
nickrd182 3 years ago 2
Jesus approves of him!? I approve of him!
JMKeynes123 3 years ago
Agreed xD
RikuHawkeye 3 years ago
And ya know why he had so many problems? Because the state, the church, and the corporate motherfuckers don't give a fuck what you're going through. They're full of shit.
SouMelhorQueTu 3 years ago
LMAO!! This guy was great!
GiaAndScott 3 years ago
2:58 and sometimes were hungary!
shockisallinyourhead 3 years ago
i love this guy R.I.P
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Wouldn't this place be peacefully quiet if Mrs. Carlin and aborted little Georgie Carlin? After all, he seems to have had soooo many problems with the world.
Allan500 3 years ago
jesus approves of you
shadovar123 3 years ago
yes i do lol
guitardude217 3 years ago
And you are a born twit.
RikuHawkeye 3 years ago
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
so really Allan500 god is no better than the dictators you mentioned... So much for the sanctity of life...
inu200521 3 years ago
God kills every one. Man is not made for this world, but for the next. You mistake man for being the equal to God (or at least suggest that he ought to be). From God, nothing is hidden. You cannot use the same concepts of time and morality for God and his creatures. Why don't you complain when the lion rips the neck out of a zebra? That is cruel, no?
Allan500 3 years ago
Why are you here? Shouldnt you be at church?
RiZiYFoShiZZiY 3 years ago
RiZiYFoShiZZiY, my brother, you are a born wit.
Allan500 3 years ago
yes God does kill every one but when u bring nature into the equation its completly unheard of. First off the Lion ripping the neck out of a zebra is nature and a need for survival its the natural way of things. God killing oteh simply because they act on there own accord and killing others just because they don't agree with him is not natural that's being proud and jealous. And who's to say we aren't fit for this world? If god gave us free will he wouldnt kill us based on our actions.
inu200521 3 years ago
in fact if this god did understand the concept of free will he would not intervine on his own accord and repamand us. Your argument is based of faith and religion mine is based of logic. U mix natural ways with religious genocide from a celestial being. And also i would like to add that if man isnt made for this world please prove to me the exictence of a god or even the afterlife thats not faith based because that right there using faith makes it invalid. have fun proving it
inu200521 3 years ago
What is nature but God's cteation. There is a reason for the recurring themes of death and rebirth in nature. It was placed there by God. You have missed the fact that God is the author of life and death. God is not a concept, he is a being. The Surpreme Being who demands obedience. The real God is not a candy-coated, slighty confused nice guy. He is the creator of all that is and the destroyer of all that displeases him.
takemybrea 3 years ago
If he is omnipotent how come he has to get grumpy by stuff?
rtrenary16 3 years ago 2
fuck you!
killmonkey50h 3 years ago
Bollocks! Amen.
beerbu 3 years ago
(That one was for takemybrea)
beerbu 3 years ago
i understand the concept of it but if god gave humans free will why would he intervine? if he can kill when he feels displeased then he is no better than Stalin correct me if im wrong but didnt he kill them people out of fear and paranoia and because they displeased him? He did Look at Saddam Husain killed because people displeased him. So if your saying god demands obedience after he gave us free will and kill us on his own accord? why do we have free will and mutiple religions?
inu200521 3 years ago
and would have god killed them all since they dont believe in him? if anything god is nothing but a bully who is jealous and proud. Last time i checked i thought god accepted others and was comapssionite. well i guess not from your description. Apperantly by your standers were to be slaves to a being you cant prove to exixst. If god is what you say he is there would be mass genocide and millions murdered in his name... So much for the god people think as nice and compassionate...
inu200521 3 years ago 3
In the words of Carlin: God either doesn't exist, or just doesn't give a shit about us.
SmashingJack420 3 years ago 4
O i agree.
inu200521 3 years ago
yeah...i like to think that if the later is true the world is kind of like the sims video game and god just gets entertainment out of watching our stupid human antics here on earth
likeacidonthebrain 3 years ago
That's what I like about the sims. It allows you to play God, and there are no reprocussions in the real world if you do a horrible job ;D
SmashingJack420 3 years ago
hahhaa word up man
likeacidonthebrain 3 years ago
•Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
inu200521 3 years ago
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
inu200521 3 years ago
If Allan500 has knowledge of any kind of logical fallacy, he has yet to show evidence of it.
Xerock 3 years ago
Some numbers for the now-dead George Carlin to think over in hell:
Mao killed about 50 million people.
Stalin killed between 20 and 100 million people.
Hitler killed about 11 million people.
Allan500 3 years ago
Unfortunately for you, Hell is a man-made concept that has almost no possibility of existing.
Atheismrulez 3 years ago
Hitler was a Christian, dipshit and he validated his holocaust on his belief in God. Try reading Mein Kampf before you attempt to lie to educated people here.
As for any other atheist, trash, atheism isn't a set of rules. Its one acknowledgment: There is no god. All ethical values are up to the individual atheist to come up with and validate on their own. So no atheist can ever really be blamed for the actions of any other atheist.
Its called reality. Try to get a grasp on it.
Xerock 3 years ago
Don't be silly. Hitler was born Catholic, and rejected his childhood religion for what can only called a curious mixture of Teutonic myth and paganism. He said lots of things to curry favor and hide his true intentions. Good gosh, man, this is Hitler we are talking about!
"Hitler's references to providence and God and the ritualistic pageantry of Nazism were more than likely pagan than Christian. (The Third Reich: a New History, Pan, 2001)
Allan500 3 years ago
and how many did the church kill my friend? If anything the church is no better than those dictators. and not to mention how many people has the god of the old testament killed assuming your a beleiver. for example
God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighbor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexualtechniqs
inu200521 3 years ago
If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
bumper sticker...
If men could have babies, abortion would be LEGAL...men wouldn't be able to take the pain of childbirth.
5150bythenight 3 years ago
No shit. If men had to push a watermelon-sized tumor through their assholes which, without medical assistance, would KILL one in five men who went through this procedure. They would be aborting these things the moment they learned about it infesting their bodies.
If conception is a unique individual born of sperm and egg, then this process has already aborted the other million sperm who would just have easily become their own unique individuals upon conception.
Xerock 3 years ago
"If men could have babies, abortion would be LEGAL...men wouldn't be able to take the pain of childbirth."
I'll rather say abortion would not be an option to most guys/men, since they would do anything possible to avoid pregnancy out of presumption horror;) But then hey, goodbye overpopulated world. Please as a guy I cannot even coax my male friends to become blood donors, how on earth would they be able to survive pregnancy;) Thank god I dont have to know if I would survive pregancy;)
Baal1985 3 years ago
He is right on point with his comments.
He may be gone, but his words are not, so he lives on.
radicalathiest 3 years ago
Yep its all true....
ShellyDrift 3 years ago
I want a shirt that says Save the Tumors.
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Thank God George was taken out of this life. His infamous stupidity was offensive.
Allan500 3 years ago
maybe your just afraid of his logic. lets hope your kids die in a car fire. pussy.
SteveTheVajina 3 years ago
hey, FUCK YOU.
xxkixxllxxerxx 3 years ago
xxkixxllxxerxx, you do yourself proud with your wit and wisdom.
takemybrea 3 years ago
Allan500,
Tell your family to email me when you die, so I can thank God that you're dead and will no longer spread your infamous, offensive ignorance.
AmericanTrash07 3 years ago
AmericanTrash07, do as you will, but I, unlike Carlin, have not spent my life spewing out hatred and bigotry. For a man who did not believe in God, Carlin spent an awful lot of time thinking about him. Almost like God kept calling him, and Carlin reacted like a child in tantrum.
Allan500 3 years ago
Fuck you idiot. Acknowledging your invisible sky genie doesn't exist is one thing. Striving against those social fuckups, like yourself, who not only believe in this nonsense but bring it into social and political application is another.
Your inability to see this reality makes you and every other theist like you a boil on the ass of humanity.
You should have your children taken away from you.
Xerock 3 years ago
My children?
Your speech betrays you as a know-nothing. You appear to be one of those misfits who scream bloody murder when their opinion is opposed, but are too frightened to explore the issue. Carlin is dead and I'm glad he can do no further harm.
Allan500 3 years ago
Way to sidetrack the issue, dipshit.
"I'm glad he can do no further harm"
Oh yes, its not like there's this technology that would allow people record and watch Carlin well after his death or an open forum where these recordings can be viewed for all time.
Are you sincerely so stupid?
Xerock 3 years ago
Xerock, don't show yourself to be an ass. I said he can to no FURTHER harm. His existing "work" is here for dummies to watch, but he can do no further harm. Learn the language before you comment to me again.
Allan500 3 years ago
Its a good thing Jesus is dead, because we all know he can't do any further harm either.
Oh wait, you're still here making an ass out of yourself.
Xerock 3 years ago
Xerock, you attack me because you cannot defend Carlin's viewpoint. You attack me because you have no ability to detract from Christianity.
The fool says in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds,
there is none who does good.
Allan500 3 years ago
I attack you because your claims have no merit. Carlin makes his own claims and has his own merit.
"The fool says in his heart, There is no God." - the only book that says there is a god, parroted by social retards who wont question it.
The atheists will always have the potential to be more ethical than those that believe in G/gods. Anyone who uses "G/god told me to" to validate a beneficial action only allows anyone else to use the same spiritual conjecture to validate any abusive action.
Xerock 3 years ago
I'd be happy to debate you on whether God exists--right here.
Your cornball philosophy is just you talking, and talking and talking without thinking.
Go ahead, give me a proof for your disbelief of God.
Allan500 3 years ago
"Go ahead, give me a proof for your disbelief of God."
Burden of proof is on the one making the initial claim. In other words, the believer.
Atheismrulez 3 years ago
Atheismrulez, who are you, the rule maker?
In any case, Carlin made the first remark. He's dead. His maggot-fulled body can't do much talking. Feel free to cover for him.
Allan500 3 years ago
Him being dead has nothing to do with anything—at all.
And no, I'm not establishing "rules". The rules are already there. If you want more info., look up "Burden of proof" in Wikipedia. Apart from applying to law, it also applies in an argument.
Atheismrulez 3 years ago
Atheismrulez, good-by.
Allan500 3 years ago
First of all, no one can prove a notion to be true or false. But I can show more evidence that your stupid sky genie doesn't exist than you ever will be to show that it does.
1. There is nothing in the "how the universe came to be" that suggests there was ever a conscious decision was involved to warrant asking "why the universe came to be".
2. the lack of evidence theists have for their god existing acts as exclusionary evidence which removes any possibility of your god existing.
You lose.
Xerock 3 years ago
If you can say this: 1. There is nothing in the "how the universe came to be" that suggests there was ever a conscious decision was involved..."
You're pretty much useless. End of story.
Allan500 3 years ago
In other words, you have nothing to suggest there was a conscious decision and just like any fuckup who doesn't want to question the existence of his own god, you're going to go run and hide. End of story.
Wish harder, idiot. I'm sure someday a human soul will appear on a CAT scan.
Xerock 3 years ago
Xerock, I'm sorry, but you're a waste of my time.
Allan500 3 years ago
Well you're about as useful to society as Mad Cow Disease is to cattle farmers, dipshit.
Go lie to yourself elsewhere. No one cares what you think here.
Xerock 3 years ago
@Xerock WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND HOW YOU ARE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ALLANDAN500 ,I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING (IN THE LINE OF FIRE ) YOUR DIGNITY. IT'S ALWAYS THE DRUNK SLOBS THAT BEAT THERE WIFE , THAT CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT USING PROFANITY !!! WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE XEROCK !!!!!!! BURN IN HELL SLOB..!
takemybrea 1 year ago
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@Xerock @Xerock WATCH YOUR MOUTH AND HOW YOU ARE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE ALLANDAN500 ,I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING (IN THE LINE OF FIRE ) YOUR DIGNITY. IT'S ALWAYS THE DRUNK SLOBS THAT BEAT THERE WIFE , THAT CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITHOUT USING PROFANITY !!! WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE XEROCK !!!!!!! BURN IN HELL SLOB..!
takemybrea 1 year ago
If you disliked him so much, why did you even watch the clip and comment? It seems to me that you're just trying to incite arguments.
shadowystarfire 3 years ago
shadowystarfire, what do you think Carlin was doing? Think before you write,
Allan500 3 years ago
"shadowystarfire, what do you think Carlin was doing? Think before you write,"
Why, oh, why are people never willing to heed their own advice?
You are a waste of space and time. Your mind is clearly well-rested.
AmericanTrash07 3 years ago
"what do you think Carlin was doing" Stating his opinion to people who paid to listen.
jayers2 3 years ago 2
"my god has a bigger dick than your god" jajaja hilarious
janohermano 3 years ago
I don't believe that life is all high and mighty and important, people die for nothing every day, but you have to put life down as pretty important. As important as anything else really. Nothing at all matters in and of itself.-
anobody911 3 years ago
My life is pretty sacred to me.
anobody911 3 years ago
ano:My life is pretty sacred to me. Thats only because you have a brain that can imagine that to be true. A rat would do the same if he had your brain...then, which one wouold be the TRUE "sacred life"?
sueezee 3 years ago
I agree, nothing in of itself means anything, but for all intents and purposes, life is sacred, my life is sacred to me as is yours to you, that's just the way we are wired. The only thing that pisses me off is when people take the sanctity of life to absolute extremes, like not allowing euthanasia.
anobody911 3 years ago
There is a set that came out on Christmas 2008 called "All my stuff" it goes for about $150. It has all his HBO special and classic routines. He rules...
dduran375 3 years ago
Which Carlin HBO special is this, I want to buy it.
Draeka 3 years ago
GEORGE CARLIN ROCKS!!!!
MaryElizabeth4289 3 years ago
George Carlin is so ignorant. I'm not Christian or Muslim or anything, but the past actions of any institution should be thought of within the cultural context of their time.
postmodernteatowel 3 years ago
And how about the current God vs. God battles going on across the world?
christianwackjob 3 years ago
Alright I love George Carlin, probably my favorite comedian, however this reel make half to no sense at all.
IrishNickO 3 years ago
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MY GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
scarmullet 3 years ago
MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR GOD!
patriotprilep 3 years ago 5
MY God has a vagina.
Pr0t0sz 3 years ago 3
well MY GOD HAS A BIGGER VAGINA THAN YOUR GOD !!!
MetallicA83to91 3 years ago
My god is an hermaphrodite! Suck it!
iamthekid1234567890 3 years ago
National burn your bible day December 25th 2012
interested976 3 years ago
Really?
iloveg25 3 years ago
lol isent that the day th eworld will end lol hope it does then a lot of retards wil lthink god wil lsave them lol i mean jesus
valles666 3 years ago
My absolute favorite. Fuck bless him.
PukularExplosion 3 years ago 2
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HITLER had so much potential, Yet So little results! HE could have fixed the faggot problem! ATHEISM is the leprosy of the mind! atheists are so fucking disgusting,atheists
should suicide! HOPE your in heaven HITLER, that will be JUSTICE!
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
we made the whole fucking thing up! how true.
CobbleDin 3 years ago 5
If virus aint living organism. so does ticks and fleas. needs host. or we are not living things. cuz we derive from sperms and eggs. need host.
reignsupremacy 3 years ago
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someone tell mr carlin that viruses are not living things
FuzzMasterX 3 years ago
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george carlin is dead dumb fuck
lepricon989 3 years ago
sounds like something george would say. LOL
we all die. dumb, smart, rich, poor. maybe he's trying to joke and help really closed minded people not be so serious about themselves. With child abuse, racism, genocide, "religious" wars and crime, maybe all of our hateful old traditions need to be questioned.
kmangum1974 3 years ago 3
that's debatable
TheOrangeFondler 3 years ago
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FREAK SHOW=atheist community
Join the freak show losers! These damned atheist manage to disgust me so effortlessly! I'm going to throw up now.... I should vomit on fucking faces atheists!
Go and suicide atheists!
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
that is wery christian of you
Dreamerx47 3 years ago
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Obama wants to remove the word "God" from his upcoming presidency!
immortalmutation 3 years ago 2
i sure hope so
Dreamerx47 3 years ago
lol,funny stuff!I know this guy died,but when was it?
lopli321 3 years ago
coupple months ago :-? Like in June or sth like that
anhnguyen13 3 years ago
hey lopli i didnt know you liked george carlin
jfhgksjdhfk 3 years ago
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Joy to the world
George Carlin is dead
He sucked, he blew, he died!
He was the worst comedian
He obviously wasn't too smart
And all his jokes really sucked
And he himself did too
It's a good thing now, George Carlin is dead!
47854632456 3 years ago
Do us all a favor and die with him.
ThePsychoMike 3 years ago
Some people (paulo, skaarj..) are more idiot than the crazy comedian Carlin
seventhdecember 3 years ago
How true George... tolerance and compassion, that's where it's at. Whatever you believe in, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone or yourself, what's wrong with it? Who's to say who's right or wrong? We'll never know until we're gone. But, then it won't really matter will it?
12kaylee34 3 years ago
A comedian takes a stab at ethics and philosophy. Yep, pretty funny, and a real train wreck.
EnonimusTransmission 3 years ago
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HITLER also thought in religion like you. And he killed 15 million people.
STALIN also thought in religion like you. And he killed 20 million people (for him, "a simple statistic").
MAO TSE-TUNG thought in religion like you. And he killed 100 million people.
......
In China it is said: "A country without God will be a country of beasts".
......
Would you like to know why? Because:
All of you, who hate religion are ASSASSINES of human beings!
God bless you.
aliceann76 3 years ago
It is interesting to notice a person who can both read and write but still believes that women's right to medically safe abortion has anything to do with evil dictators.
frilans 3 years ago 4
Blah blah blah typical argument about atheists blah blah blah
"Atheists are bad because some bad people were atheists." That logic, sir, is failed.
PauloLosbanes 3 years ago
FUCK GOD
SkaarjScythe 3 years ago 10
yeah, fuck him
PauloLosbanes 3 years ago 2
Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
who? What toys you play with in your spare time is up to you.
fibbsabaddy 3 years ago
I was responding to someone who posted "FUCK GOD".
So I quoted Carlin.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
sorry. I still get confused with whos talking to who on these fucking pages sometimes.
fibbsabaddy 3 years ago
No problem.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago
so are some Christians and Jews plus Muslims
so just be quiet
Rammstein17717 3 years ago
was that directed at me? You do realize that I was commenting AGAINST what aliceann76 said, right?
PauloLosbanes 3 years ago
actually..hitler was a catholic
Satan bless you
noneofyerbiznezz 3 years ago 3
god, the adults imaginary friend
Paniro123 3 years ago 8
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Banning religion would make people commit crimes because there is no higher authority than us(God). Having said that, believing in a religion and killing for a God makes people do bigger crimes than believing in NO God because LEADERS of the world believe in a God and because of this, they wage war on one another whoever opposes them.
So either way, people will keep on killing each other no matter if they believe in god or not.
immortalmutation 3 years ago
"Banning religion would make people commit crimes because there is no higher authority than us(God)."
Are you saying if you found out God was as imaginary as the Easterbunny you'd go on a shooting spree?
buffdaddy3144 3 years ago 11
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no but some psycho who dislikes his life probably would. :/
immortalmutation 3 years ago
hopefully they'd off themselves before they hurt anyone.
buffdaddy3144 3 years ago
Look people....time is getting short and the bullshit is getting deep in the world. Getting to the main subject and the reason why I came here, George Carlin is a great comedian and philosopher, but as all of them he is not always correct. I came here for the fun...but I see by comments people are taking him too seriously. Yes nice opinions, but opinions are like assholes! We all have one! Yeee HA HA hA
wolfgange63 3 years ago
wolfgange63 hw have the atheists killed millions if not billions in the past 10 years. even if u include abortions (which were not cos that is NOT the same) atheists are nowhere near close especially when you consider the religious body count is increasing with the jiihad and christian atrocities worldwide (witch children fore example) so dont say atheists are mass murderers with nothing to back it up
ragordon168 3 years ago 2
Really how does it matter? The so called people who love people and God are the same as the one who kill in the name of "Who Gives A shit!
Look ...the true children of God and Life know who they are. We are the ones hanging around till the poison is cured.
wolfgange63 3 years ago
You mean the lazy?
prof5759 3 years ago
Fetuses and boogers are alike: they are both essentially useless clumps of cells. So imagine an abortion (of an unwanted pregnancy) as blowing your nose. You don't want that booger? Get rid of it!
abouquetofblackroses 3 years ago
Lol religion has done more killings then any other things on this planet(the Crusades,the spanish inquisition,and the witch hunts)so keep that in mind when you talking about abortion....
Do you think that girls who was raped should also have a baby with someone they would never have chosen by themselves??? religion is evil in my opinion and thanks to democracy im alowed to have one
AmA261 3 years ago 4
Yes religion has done about as much killing in thousands of years as the Atheist religion has in just 10 years.
wolfgange63 3 years ago
How?
ronthemoron 3 years ago
Care to explain this statistic?
MeltyBloodShiki 3 years ago
Also Ama...religion is not who God is. Religion is just another man made idea like scientology, humanism,Atheism and alot of those other isms out there. It is all another philosophy of man. To understand God is to look at all things away from mankind's philosophy cause we have not been around long enough to know shit!! Just like the rest of these dumbasses who compare a baby to a booger. As far as the "abouguetofblackroses" response goes...too bad you wasn't the batch your Mom swallowed! HA HA!
wolfgange63 3 years ago
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George Carlin committed suicide! FUCKING LOSER!
THE LOSER took an overdose! That's what atheists
do when they finally realize how FUCKED up they are! SO FUCKING SAD!
Devilfulfillsme 3 years ago
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ABORTION:
-is an ILLEGAL
-HOMICIDE
-of INNOCENT BABIES
-by CRAZY and KILLER people
God bless you
aliceann76 3 years ago
It's not illegal.
ronthemoron 3 years ago
jerj kerlin
2012MUSTANG 3 years ago
i could definetely understand why he was angry with God, I was like that for a long time but im glad that i understood that God doesnt condone all the horrible things done in His name and that he really doesnt want people to suffer. when i wasnt believing in God i felt that nothing was wrong or right and felt so strange cuz i thought "whats the point of life if nothing is wrong or right?"
patriciacarrasco 3 years ago
God was introduced into life for one purpose, to limit suffering and stop people from murdering each other. Your right, life has no meaning, it's a natural accident and we evolved into humans from apes millions of yrs ago. But of course if you do the wrong things the you go jail. :)
pappabear888 3 years ago
Ha HA HA ...you go on and keep making yourself believe that. I think it is amazing that people blindly look at the universe and the marvel of all things and still not see the design of it all. All this human supremacy in action, thinking there is nothing better than us, we are top of the line. There couldn't possibly be any superior intelligence out there involved in our creation. Just everything was just...ooops...an accident. An accident that somehow put everything in place. WOW!!
wolfgange63 3 years ago
pappabear: Life is a natural accident? Man, how can you just give up on reason like that? I don't care how far you trace back our origins and try to chalk them up to random mutations, the universe was created by someone. There is something outside it's barriers. Science's inability to begin to explain it doesn't make it any less of a truth.
conservefreedom98 3 years ago
How do you know that someone created it? An invisible man created the universe? Get a reality check buddy. Your not a scientist, your probably someone that believes the bible. Anyways, Space always existed, it cannot be timed, why? because it's open space and time cannot be measured. Life has no meaning.
pappabear888 3 years ago