Phoenix Nights - Sammy The Snake

[JollyJosh99]

its only get one eye :0

[kooldude121858]

Sammy snake!? It's only go one eye, hilarious

[HelmutVillam]

get me Zantac Kenny

[deadlyviper99]

"one guy from bury came" I live in Bury

[spr66]

What about the balls.

[murfy83jm]

your twistin me melon man!

[Iamcompletelybored]

Its almost as big as mine that, classic

[kbarbdamnit]

Wow, just noticed, the 240p audio is the original audio and the 360p audio is the commentary. Pretty odd. :)

[elldeegee]

@kbarbdamnit Well spotted. Thank you! That would appear to resolve the problem. Cheers!!

[elldeegee]

If I watch this exact same video on an iPhone, it plays with the correct audio, NOT the commentary track. Can anyone please explain what is going on? Cheers!!

[kbarbdamnit]

@elldeegee Maybe the original file you uploaded had dual audio and when youtube upgraded the site it used the other audio track instead?

just a theory.

[elldeegee]

@kbarbdamnit Thank you! That makes perfect sense. I should have thought of that myself.

[carlmorson]

WHERE HAS THIS COMMENTARY COME FROM , I HAVE HAD THIS FOR ABOUT 12 MONTHS AND NEVER HEARD THIS BEFOR

[dave41184]

@carlmorson It's on the DVD - select it in the menu

[carlmorson]

@dave41184 but i havent got it on dvd and i'm not watchin it on dvd, i'm watching it on youtube !!!!!!!

[orrow4]

wtf is that voice about in the background fuk it off!!!!!!!!!!1

[elldeegee]

@orrow4 someone (not me!) has switched the audio. Sounds like they've used the commentary track from the DVD. Don't know how or why this has happened, or how to change it back. Any suggestions, anyone?

[purplenurps]

@elldeegee You've uploaded it with the commentary you idiot, no one esle could of changed it.

[elldeegee]

@purplenurps - thanks for the reply, but I'm afraid you're wrong. I uploaded it 3 years ago, with the normal audio. I DIDN'T upload the commentary, so someone else has somehow changed it. Look at all the earlier comments - they're all referencing the dialogue from the clip itself. Any constructive comments welcome...

[W1ggLesshow]

@orrow4 you cant have a go at him hes uploaded jsut thank him i dont c u uploading it

[ThisSiteIsSilly]

It's only got one eye.

[GARYRPOTTER]

LOVELENGTH

[gamerzndplayerz]

my dad was a dj and used to work in that club =) GM ftw!

[MRANT215AS]

almost as big as mine that

[youngdones]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[hooverbob]

Oh my god! Sweet Jesus and Nazareth

[livingjoi]

Love lenth! hahaha

[MegaReggieReggie]

The cocks optional wackk it down get tarpolin ehhh prestoo its sammy the snakee !!!

Its not how looks man its a 20 ft cockk and balls mann its nothin else !!!

[kurtdiablo]

your twistin ma melon man! lmao

[93ginger]

Comedy gold :D

[MrTheriot10]

cant we disgise it lol

[TheCheabs123]

@MrTheriot10 OMG F***ING FAIL!!!! CANT U SPELL!!!! JESUS!!

[AndrewOfHell]

@TheCheabs123 Stfu Grammar Nazi

[jamends1220]

ROFLMFAO @ Transcribe Audio. This scene is funny as fuck on it's own but with the subtitles that make no sense it's just pure comedy gold.

[1uninvitedchromosome]

Turn On The CC It is v. crap at translating Northern Accents

[jamends1220]

@1uninvitedchromosome

How did it translate "There's kiddies running around, you can't have them jumping up and down on a love length!" to "The state is in Iraq, it's not about jobs about the gas."

[1uninvitedchromosome]

@jamends1220

Try the Only Fools and Horses Clip of Del boy falling through the bar. It has CC as well

[TheArcticmonkey94]

Legendary

[deanliverpool666]

its now how it looks?

its a 20 foot cock and balls man

it dont look like nothing else

[iainrudge1991]

It's a 20 foot cock and balls man!!

[SweetDistortion10]

Thats nearly as big as mine that makes me laugh.

[1980Grafik]

I've seen Bernard Wrigley live in my local club. Brilliant entertainer.

[JRobertish]

It's a 20 foot cock and balls man it don't look like nothin else!

[FunkChicks08]

"It's not a castle"

"You never said a castle"

"I said i wanted an inflatable"

"It is an inflatable"

"It's inflatable filth, thats what it is"

Haha i love this

[bangzvidz]

"We will put a wolly hat on it and say its you" LMAO

[sadas25]

''its only got one eye'' lmfao

[dazlookin]

every ime i see his i makes me laugh

[bfcsam66]

Oh well carnt we discise it ah yeah well put a wollie hat on and sey it's you hahaha

[EverythingBen1]

"theres kiddies runnin around they dont wanna be jumpin up and down on a .................. love length" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SmoothMoonWalker]

it's a 20 ft cock n balls man !

[MrWombatPPC]

It always make me laugh. Trust Peter to come out with these fab jokes

[billsy69]

but BRIAN!!!

[charlieyt13]

"lovelength" xD

[ccoleeds]

how they kept a straight face during this scene when recording i dont know haha genius comedy

[indiewithhisstrat]

they didnt haha, thats genuine laughter. they do well to keep half of it in though id have been rolling on the floor

[rams9]

absolute class love lenth

[mushroomheadxx1]

inflatable filth!! lmfao

[M4x3dPK3r]

Young Kenny: Cant we Disguise It?

Brian: Yeah Yeah we will put a wooly hat on it so it looks like you

xD lMAO

[PeterAndrewH]

'It's nearly as big as mine that'

[Grymligast]

Kenny, get me zantac. Awesome.

[padraigomuireagain]

it's just as well everybody decided to rewrite the script down here in the comments because i couldn't make out what they were saying myself

[dojj1968]

Very funny coming from an Irishman - it took me at least 20 viewings of the commitments before I understood the dialogue. Very very funny film now I understand what they are saying!!!

[padraigomuireagain]

lol i hope you realised i was being sarcastic

[dojj1968]

I didn't at first, but now I do - you are too quick for me padraig

[ibanez777vbk]

LOVE LENGTH LOL

[strangeboybrad]

"What about the balls?"

"Snakes eggs."

xD, epic.

I wish they would bring this back, it was an epic series.

[hayjayjess]

wish they would bring this back pure quality

[xDeepPurpleDreamx]

"It's a 20 foot cock and balls, man! It don't look like nuthin' else!"

[gags24601]

"Oh my God! Sweet Jesus of Nazareth!" LOL!

[shokuwarrior]

the number of times I've used that line in real life after hearing it on this show, you would not believe!

[jammygamer]

Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans!

[vitusdoom]

I love this scene!! amazing!! the cocks optional hahahaha!!

[xRebecca123x]

"We'll put a wooly hat on it and say its you!"

Lmfao!

[warriorofpool]

I agree....I lmfao everytime I see that part...the look on his face is a pisser! brilliant!

[jonodexkai19]

i just love phonix knights i got the 2 dvds its just amazing!

[wire90]

''its only got one eye'' lmao !

[deanliverpool666]

its a 20foot cock and balls man lol hahah

[bfcsam66]

Nearly As Big As Mine Lol Pisses Me Up This

[21pperZ]

This never fails to cheer me up when I am depressed, Peter Kay rocks!

The dirtier something is the funnier it is!

[001macka]

Love length!

[BLACKSPORT53]

Its only got one eye. lmao love lenght lol

[wire90]

''its almost as big as mine that'' lol !

[bozwell1232]

its a 20ft cock and balls man!

LOL!

[ricey79]

It's inflatable filth.

[MichaelG99864]

"stick a wooley hat on it and say its you" xD rofl

[wmmpictures]

haaaaaa love length ....on a whaaaa

[001macka]

Love length!

[BunnyBoo1659xx]

lets put a wooly hat on it says its you!

C.L.A.S.S.I.C XXXXxxxxXXXX

[Wagwanjelly]

lmao look at my phonix nights remix.

[DannyJamesRead]

1:14 hahahahahahaha hilarious

[dan93iel92]

It's Inflatable filth. lol

[MrLewBoy]

"Well? What'dya think!?"

[PeteGeeza86]

Brilliant.I love Phoenix Nights and im from the south!

" Sammy snake ! "

" Sammy snake? "

[LILLEHVIT]

tis comedy gold! laughed fer days

[squazastokie]

twistin ma melon man lo

l classic

[tinners1235]

oh my god! sweet jeuses of nasra

[alex131194]

" Its a 20 ft cock and balls man, it look nothing else!" PMSL!!

[SoccerAMVideos]

"It's only got one eye"

Classic!

[wackojacko2222]

"love length" hahaha

[jordle88]

This vid is the best comedy series ive ever seen

[HullYorkshireEngland]

class

[ncfcgaz]

ay its nearly as big as mine that is!!

Kenny senior what a legend!!

[funkychikkin]

Inflatable filth

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

It's only got one eye

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[KurtDrfc08]

"can we not disguise it" yey yey will put a wooley hat on it n say its you " LMFAO

[vectrasri]

haha love

length

[SPRMSSVBLCKFOTSEN]

the cocks optional

[greatgames145]

sweet jesus of nazeruth lol

[the5adpunk]

hey presto sammy snake

[gortonator]

"can't hav little kiddie runnin around on a .. love lent" lol

[chillichappy]

HAH I PISS MYSELF EVERYTIME !

[droopycomedian93]

"its almost as big as mine that"

brillant

[onions9]

LOL! Oh I remeber when I watched this for the first time on DVD I almost wet myself!!

[v666edd]

"you cant havem jumping up and down on a love length" "Its a 20 foot cock and balls man"" Bloody priceless comedy!!!!

[fulhamfcfan]

it's only got one eye! PMSL!!

[russelltrigger]

Classic, when the lier said its almost has big has mine and also i blown one up single handed!!

top class!

[jayunderscoresetford]

love length

[suznm1]

kids LOVE reptiles!!!

[stags4ever44]

20 foot cock and balls

[wardyleedslad93]

This is probably my favourite moment in the whole of phoenix nights lol i love it

[shokuwarrior]

This is the episode that got me hooked on Phoenix Nights!

"Oh my god! Sweet Jesus of Nazerath!" LOL!

Absolutely brilliant series, I would do anything to see a Series 3!

[ColsterUK]

"get me zantac kenny" lol

[Yid11]

That's is gold. Pure gold

[natalierose91]

its a twenty foot cock and balls man

it dont look like nothin else!

theres kiddies runnin round they cant go jumpin up up and down on a love length!

fucking classic

xx

[Vertman3000]

Can we not disguise it?

[Mad2k5]

No, we will put a wolly hat on it and say its you! lol

[sexycon97]

Sweet Jesus of Nazerath lol :)

[nealpeel]

its almost as big as mine that! lol best ever!

[HeatProtection]

hahah love length

[IkkleKitty28]

Young Kenny - Can we not disguise it?

Brian - Oh yeh, we'll put a wooly hat on and say its you!

Lmao brilliant =P

[McCameronGiles2k8]

its a 20ft cock and balls lmfao!

[ctb1989]

"s'inflatable filth. that's what it is."

[TankiesYank]

"It don't look like nothin' else!" Hahahaaaaaaa....

[clumsyclara99]

i got the full set so funny

[MrWombatPPC]

Awsone. Funny Shit. :-)

[pachero4711]

Yeah, that's ROYAL - stupid, nice % duff

##Z - long lives tfQ

[DroneStarProductions]

"ya twistin me mellon man!"

lol

[AbsoluteShambles]

The cocks optional!

[J3551CAP3DL3Y]

'its a family fun day man you can't have kiddies jumping up and down on a love length' lmao peter kay your a legend

'not how it looks it a 20 foot cock and balls man' lmao

[alexander1999922]

lol holy mary's face I love this sketch

[joemufc2]

its only got 1 eye

[heafipat]

It's...inflatable filth! That's what it is!

[Samage89]

"It's not what it looks....its a 20ft cock and balls man! it looks like nothin else!!"

That bit has me in stitches everytime. That and the lovelength :D

[MCTOfCTL]

loooool 'its a 24 inch cock and balls!!!' and 'ye we'll put bobble hat on it and disguise it as u' funny as fuck

[PokeYoshi94]

lmao

[honey057]

' we cant have kiddies jumping up and down on a LOVE LENGTH ' lmao :D

[keetsmay]

snakes eggs....kids love reptiles!

[houghton538]

ohh sweet jesus of nazerath

[geddstock]

SO FUNNY IT HURTS

[MDP91]

why do people always repeat lines from the video in the comments box?

[russelltrigger]

because were think its funny!

[simmy2004]

"can we not disguise it?"

" yes yes we'll stick a wooly hat on it and and say it's you"

lmao pheonix one of the best shows ever.

[TokyoXplorer]

"It's not how it looks Brian!"

"It's not how it looks?It's a 20 foot cock and balls man,it don't look like nothing else!"

[TokyoXplorer]

"Its nearly as big as mine that is."

lol i love this episode,cheers for uploading!

[TokyoXplorer]

"I said I want an inflatebale."

"It is an inflateable!"

"It's...Inflateable filth,that's what it is."

LOVE IT!!

[Sazz12]

'They can't go jumping up and down on a....love length' LOLLLL. I actually fucking love peter kay!

[gags24601]

LOL! Peter Kay is MINT!

[tonisaparasite]

"oh yeah, we'll put a wooly hat on it, say its you."

i love this!

[77gerbils]

can you enlighten us ?

[Moneski1000]

"Can we not disguise it?"

"Yeah, yeah, we'll put a wooly hat on it and say it's you!"

I love that part!!! :D

[AlexDCl]

"How about that, you all want one don't ya" Lol.

[AlexDCl]

"How about that, you all want one don't ya" Lol.

[catweazlerules]

go on bernard !!!

[fishyfish2000]

the tall guy is allan

[padraigomuireagain]

anyone know what the tall guy behind dave spikey is called?

[painterbiglad]

love length - quality!!!

[everyone06]

i bet he had a massive grip on it.

[killercrisps2004ltd]

This could possibly be the funniest thing i've eva seen.. phoenix nights was amazing!!!

[stagsfan2]

this is a classic and the best video ever!

[TreeHugged]

Its just inflatable filth

[Ridley276]

I love it when Brian goes "get me zandat kenny" and the two kennys look at each other, shrug and just ignore it lol

[Coerlin]

love length

haha

[baggiesfan777]

lol

[gbread1978]

"Can we not disguise it - yeah we'll put a wooly hat on it and call it you!"

"It's not what it looks? It's a 20 ft cock and balls man, it don't look like anything else! Get me Zantac Kenny!"

Inflatable filth!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL - the genius of these people, formostly Peter Kay - absolutely awesome!

[dinkyfriend]

Oh my God, sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

Well, what do you think?

:-)

[rafa52005]

nice one kenny!