Not-So-Quick 2010 Christmas Message from Max (NSFW)

[ldit1]

omg lol max you are loved.and by the way your videos are awesome

[NatePsychotic]

Holy Christ, you sounded like Duke Nukem slightly.

[CillBinton]

Stop loving yourself man!

[IngloriusBastard11]

Happy New Year Max. Keep the laughs coming. You do a great job.

[aoxomoxoa88]

Anal probe Santa? You must be mad! If you get a contract, insist on a sanity clause. But then, who believes in a sanity clause? [Marx Bros] Happy New Year Max....!

[DJhiphouse]

Standing by Uncle Max

[pmoney200]

Hahaha!!! Even though it's a week too late hope you had a great Christmas and new years and what not! And that santa ending had me giggling like a school girl! Best Christmas video that said there was no Christmas video ever!

[IntoTheFace]

Dont leave your fans on youtube if you get famous :(

[1373anthony]

max you hshould listen to 2pac

[McGoiter2]

Love ya, Max! Always have, always will.

[deomartinez77]

Awesome Max. I am soooo glad that somebody in Hollywood finally spotted your talent. Its truly about time.

[BowlerHat]

@deomartinez77 EXTREMELY kind of you to say, my friend. Lots of work still to go but we're gettin' there.  Happy New Year! - MAx

[audionautix]

Congratulations on what you've got cooking for 2011. Would be very interested to see your YouTube story. Ever hear from "Benny"?

[BowlerHat]

@audionautix I assumed he died! Poor bastard. - Max

[noigraud]

i'm one of those die hard fans get well soon brother, i hear honey , resting your voice and drinking lots of water helps out

[BowlerHat]

@noigraud Will do, thank you! - Max

[batboy62]

Merry Christmas! :D

[BowlerHat]

@batboy62 Hope you had a great one. - Max

[gazmetal]

Have missed you this year, Max. Hope you're well dude!

[BowlerHat]

@gazmetal Really? I figured you'd be SO sick of me on Facebook by now! I miss your poor cartoons. But I'm loving the piano struggles... - Max

[gazmetal]

@BowlerHat Not at all. I've got some new poor cartoons coming soon. Just need to find the time/motivation.

[BARRIEMOREBARLOW]

I wonder if Max has ever listened to Phil Hendrie?

[BowlerHat]

@BARRIEMOREBARLOW I have heard some Hendrie. Amazing. - Max

[ginothehitman4]

Max,Don't forget your flax and don't step on any cracks.....happy Xmas and merry new year.....miralax works the best.......Gino

[BowlerHat]

@ginothehitman4  Gino!!! Thank you, brother. May your holidays be rum-soaked and drenched in good cheer. - Max

[BARRIEMOREBARLOW]

It will be worth the wait

[BowlerHat]

@BARRIEMOREBARLOW I'm planning a video about a very severe pervert so I'm not so sure but thank you! - Max

[BowlerHat]

@bristle15 Whatever you're talking about, I like it. And thank you for being here. - Max

[jeb31415]

Wow, congratulations on the panda cartoon! Too bad, your Christmas video last year was hilarious.

[BowlerHat]

@jeb31415 Aw, thanks. Yeah, last year's most likely couldn't be topped anyway thanks to the camera work and editing and direction of Russell Arch. - Max

[tylerdurden4495]

There is no need to apologize for anything Max. Rock the holidays!

[BowlerHat]

@tylerdurden4495 You, too, baby!! - Max

[PierceScan]

Merry Christmas Max, hope u have a good one brotha

[BowlerHat]

@PierceScan Louie!! You know it. I hope Santa brings you the hottest scanner out there... - Max

[mj9collins]

What the hell?! I've missed like 6 videos despite being a subscriber. Damn you Youtube!!!!!!!! Oh well, now I have 6 videos to watch :)

Yay max!

No stress about xmas video. I am Grinching it up this year so no dramas from me!

[BowlerHat]

@mj9collins I can ALWAYS count on you for being completely awesome. - Max

[waltandrus]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Max!

Blessing and Congratulations on your latest REAL projects!

Your WONDERFUL TALENT is appreciated!

All My Best,

Walt

[BowlerHat]

@waltandrus  Thanks, Walt!! - Max

[JordyLicht]

Thanks for the Christmas message, Max. No worries and no haste for new videos; all the stuff you already have online will keep me laughing for months on end.

Enjoy the holidays and a happy new year; looking forward to Bowler Hat's 2011 surprises. Congratulations with the Kung Fu Panda series, which will probably be dubbed over here, but thanks to the wonderful world of the internets, I'll be able to find some clips somewhere.

Season's greetings from across the pond - Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

[BowlerHat]

@JordyLicht What an honor to hear from Jordy in Amsterdam. Thank you. - Max

[oUcHcro]

Glad you got a nice gig max, from what I hear its hard to get work as an actor.

[BowlerHat]

@oUcHcro It's a BITCH, man! SO much competition. Good thing persistence pays off sometimes. Thanks for the message. - Max

[TheSIKKS66]

If I didn't despise the concept of Facebook so much, your page would be the first I'd go to haha.

Merry Xmas Maximilian

PS. Anal probe Santa kicks ass.

[BowlerHat]

@TheSIKKS66 Ha!  Thank you loads... - Max

[noxgta]

There's totally gonna be a Christmas video. He's just setting us up for the big surprise.

[BowlerHat]

@noxgta You ALMOST had me making a video after all. Cheers to YOU! - Max

[lancelottodd]

that dick clark quickie made my week. thank you.

[BIGMXI]

all that casting down the drain :P

nice to hear that you're so busy though

"merry poppins" to you too!

[BowlerHat]

@BIGMXI  Merry Poppins! - Max

[fobroth0236]

What a guy- no time to make a Christmas video, yet he sends us a Christmas video. The 'kiss yourself on the cheek' sentiment will , hopfully, keep me busy enough spinning in circles that anal probe santa won't catch a bead on me.

Merry Christmas to you, Max and the max o millions of fans out there!

[BowlerHat]

@fobroth0236 You ROCK! - Max

[theslimeylimey]

The perfect souvenir for TSA agents to hand out at airports to bring joy to the weary holiday travelers.

[BowlerHat]

@theslimeylimey Where would I be without the Slimey Limey? Nowhere fast. - Max

[Sultansangel]

Merry Christmas!

[BowlerHat]

@Sultansangel And to you as well! - Max

[Donjohnas]

Happy christmas Max (Merry even) haha

[BowlerHat]

@Donjohnas Thanks, Donjohnas! - Max

[Donjohnas]

Happy christmas Max

[draussie]

Hahahaha....loved the anal probe santa. I hope thats not wrong. Look forward to your next video when you get it up. The video that is. Hohoho. Have a great one Max.

[BowlerHat]

@draussie THERE HE IS!! You have a great one, too, draussie! - Max

[hxcmetalhead]

Congrats on the nick show Max! Happy Holidays! Anal Probe Santa is outrageous!

[BowlerHat]

@hxcmetalhead Thank you, loyal badass! - Max

[counterclockwise123]

Max, you are the greatest. Merry Festivus.

[BowlerHat]

@counterclockwise123 No, YOU are!  - Max

[rodferro]

Merry Christmas

[BowlerHat]

@rodferro And Happy New Year! - Max

[tommy41339]

This is bull shit ah brow i hope u get ur done merry christmas

[BowlerHat]

@tommy41339 Ha! Sorry, buddy. Merry Merry to ya. - Max

[m4ffe]

Merry Christmas, dude!

[BowlerHat]

@m4ffe Dude! Right back atcha! - Max

[Jex2112]

Anal Probe Santa is nasty.. :D

[BowlerHat]

@Jex2112 OMG, he's so gross and wrong.  - Max

[kaosgoblin]

I was just wondering where you were, good to see you again :D !

[BowlerHat]

@kaosgoblin  Good to be seen, kaosgoblin (love that name). - Max

[sephrider]

Merry christmas Max! Real happy for ya about the nickelodeon job. -And don`t worry `bout the fans, me and my friends are still laughing our asses off to you gary busey, old geezer, the pirate and the rest of you exellent characters.

[BowlerHat]

@sephrider Yeah, I put a LOT of crap up over the past few years. So appreciative that you choose to even look at it. - Max

[MrTommypops]

Your the best bro!!!!! keep it up !!!!

[BowlerHat]

@MrTommypops Thanks, Mr. Tommypops!! - Max

[lednighthawk]

I see the Xmas tree and I say to myself..."Hmm, I, for some reason, thought Max was Jewish." Koch sounds German, Einstein came from Germany, Einstein was Jewish, therefore all Germans are Jews. So clearly one can deduce your Jewish ethnicity from that fact that you are in the Hollywood business, you clearly are rich because all you do is sit around the house making videos, and you are quite the self-loathing type. Does any of this offend you? No, of course not, your name isn't Mel Gibson. -Tyler

[BowlerHat]

@lednighthawk Tyler!!!! - Max

[MrPiejacker]

lmao

[BowlerHat]

@MrPiejacker "MrPiejacker". That rules. - Max

[melvinwhitewest]

Have a good one Max.

[BowlerHat]

@melvinwhitewest Thank you, you, too! - Max

[saverio1e]

no prob Maxie baby!!! ur buddy from the D

[BowlerHat]

@saverio1e  Whoo-hoo! - Max

[Zavarzin]

No problem Max, I'm patiently waiting. And... can I be frank with you? I was hoping to see some Sopranos in this video :D I know you're probably thinking "Go fuck yourself", but I can't help it.

You're the best Max, keep it up man.

[BowlerHat]

@Zavarzin When I take in the series again, I'll no doubt be inspired. Again. Someday. Meanwhile, thanks for the kind words! - Max

[2paccos]

It's OK Max, you're still the master of awesome.

[BowlerHat]

@2paccos Very kind of you, 2paccos! - Max

[MilitiaMackMusic]

lol !

I DIDNT GET THE MEMO !!

Well Max it's awesome to see hear on what your going to plan in the future =D

[BowlerHat]

@MilitiaMackMusic You've always been so cool to me! - Max

[MilitiaMackMusic]

@BowlerHat Ofcourse man You deserve Respect for what you do & from what i can see your good person

Enjoy Christmas Man . =)

[somegreybloke]

Made me laugh. Happy Christmas Max.

[BowlerHat]

@somegreybloke When I make YOU laugh, I'm most likely doing SOMETHING right.  I prob'ly have told you this already... - Max

[Hartjesz]

Merry Christmas Max :) Looking forward for your videos Next Year :D You make really good impersonations I just love it keep up the good work and have a good Christmas and a Happy New Year Max :D

[BowlerHat]

@Hartjesz Thank you so much! Merry Christmas! - Max

[BowlerHat]

@remotedog1  You, too! - Max

[BowlerHat]

@ColourMK7 I kinda dug it. - Max

[chaingangsergeant00X]

It's cool, I don't think anything could top last years video.

"You better touch your foot, you better eat your eye, you better not cry because I'm gonna take an ax, I don't care much for buildings that are bigger than me."

The lighting, the shooting, the Gary Busey, everything about that video was perfect you didn't miss a beat and whoever you had shooting that vid did an amazing job.

[BowlerHat]

@chaingangsergeant00X Exactly!!  And thank you! The director/editor of the 2009 Christmas vid was Russell Arch. - Max

[UltraLoc]

I'm disappointed, you hear what I said, you disappoint me. I should put you in a dumpster. What is this, no Christmas video? Christmas is saturday. Whats wrong with you? When are you going to do the Christmas video then? July? That doesnt make any sense. Whats the matter with you.

[BowlerHat]

@UltraLoc Everything's the matter with me. Merry Christmas. - Max

[IntoTheFace]

i dont call 4 and a half minutes quick!

[BowlerHat]

@IntoTheFace Ha! I'm with you. Maybe I should change it. - Max

[EliteF50]

Merry Christmas, Max!

[BowlerHat]

@EliteF50  And to you as well! - Max

[sylarfan1]

Ah, Max! Always been a fan of you for.. well, since the first video I saw.. well, a year or two ago... And I must say, It's been a joy watching every single one of your videos.. And yeah, I must say.. you should be a talk show host or... a actor or a famous comedian, not some mildly talented youtuber' no offense intended or anything, But I wish you the best of luck with all your endeavors ! And I'm thrilled to hear about the show on Nickelodeon! Anyhow! Merry Christmas!

[BowlerHat]

@sylarfan1 Thank you so damn much.  Merry Christmas to you as well! - Max

[Slapnuts6931]

your voice is going. guess you better work on your mime skills. thats where the moneys at anyway. merry x-mas. slap

[BowlerHat]

@Slapnuts6931 Slap!!! - Max

[BigBadassR]

Do what you gotta do Max, we'll be around. Congrats on Kung fu Panda. And Merry Christmas.

[BowlerHat]

@BigBadassR  Thank you so much, BigBadAssR! - Max

[billa107]

It's all good bro. Your Ghastly Geezer vid will keep me laughing until you make another vid.

[BowlerHat]

@billa107 I am SO happy to hear that, you have no idea. - Max

[himynameischris15]

No problem sir, thanks for the update. I get a lot of entertainment out of your Facebook posts, so I'm satisfied.

[BowlerHat]

@himynameischris15 So honored to have you over there. - Max