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  • Hilarious....lmfao I mean the cussing wasnt neccesary but hilarious.. I was born here but ethinically from PK. lol

  • These guys are fuckin awesome

  • Get Some MARINES!

    

  • You don't know what sarcasm is you retard. But the video was funny. It's a joke not sarcasm.

  • i dont blame these guys because i would fucking hate it to and everyone over there and they have to joke around to stay sane so my hat off to you guys i love all the marines no matter what you do or who you joke with so fuck everyone who is talking shit about them

  • its fucking predator ahahah

  • probably all got a dishonorable discharge

  • little bastards...

  • This is hilarious! I totally know the Afghan kids had a great time with you guys. I couldn't be prouder of you guys, and if this is how you kept your sense of humor during a beyond-difficult time, while providing us with a glimpse of what you guys go through, you have my applause....and my gratitude!!! (My son in law just came back from Afghanistan. My son is on subs.)

  • private Pile... u joined.. stop fucking with little kids & go kill bad guys & stop bitching about walking thru mud... girly ass bitch. Can't win a war doing stupid shit all day & hiding in a Bunker. Hard charging marines... gimmie a fuckin break.... LMAO

  • @ohgeewizable the little kids run up to them u fuck. and clearly u missed this quote. "its christmas eve we just got in a firefight. what do u think?" "I pissed myself" "I shit myself". they film when they have the freetime hes not gunna film a gunfight. hes kinda busy protecting his own life. dont say hes not doing his job

  • life of a marine CUNT.... LOL

  • ITS FUCKING PREDATOR!

  • u joined jitbag... shut up & do your job jarhead ass !!!!!

  • @ohgeewizable your an idiot

  • Good times Sangin 2010

  • you talk like a black man.

  • i miss pussy!!!! ahahaha awesome video.

  • lol good times Nowzad 09

  • I can tell this is parody. This Marine is just making the best of a bad situation. Thanks for protecting our country. Few men have the balls to do what you do, me included.

  • What you're actually thinking about: Turbo S2000's

  • LMAO Fuck ya! WEED EVERYWHERE

  • Lmao don't care if they get killed. Then stop commenting. Because if they all get killed you don't have freedom of speech mofo

  • @oooshitman9 If your logic was true, then everybody in the Marine infantry who went home on leave would be running around scalping old folk's heads at retirment homes and shooting dogs and little children while they play in the Mcdonalds play pens. Last time I checked, and I never killed a kid playing in a McDonalds play pen. Have a little more sense man.

  • @oooshitman9 shut the fuck up because you're too much of a fucking pussy to go out and risk dying for you're country and they're fighting for you while you sit at home and jack off to gay porn and eat fucking potato chips

  • @oooshitman9 yeah im brain washed you're an idiot

  • @oooshitman9 : Im a Marine,and a grunt and where the hell do you come up with us being brainwashed...over there its Kill or be Killed..and all you have is the Marine next to you. and the Dead babies, but thats just Decoration

  • @oooshitman9 fuck you u piece of shit this video made me crack up. these guys get shot at all the time there in a country where nobody likes them already and yet they make the most fun out of it. trained killers is definately the wrong term to use. i call them trained defenders. defending your rights as an american, defending our homeland from terrorism. you cant measure the bravery these guys have they have balls ten times the size of yours.

  • @oooshitman9 you are a piece of shit. get out of my country. they DIE for our country and your stupid dipshit ass insults them. fucking move to canada you waste of space. they are doing what they can to keep sane over there by joking around. bet YOU don't have the balls to go there now do ya :)

  • @oooshitman9 If you don't think this is funny, it's because you've never been to AzzCrackistan.

  • @oooshitman9 Youre a disgrace to the world. I cant stand idiots like you

  • hahaha this is comedy

  • Brock you are amazing! Miss you

  • You that?.....its the fuckin predator. >.>

  • Lol

  • @M16musicc This is a great video

  • this is hilarious in a fucked u kind of way but lol

  • LMAO "Its Fuckin Predator"

  • Soon to be my life.

  • To Puppydog9:

    We have a representative government. If we are going to toss around moral blame, then it belongs to you and to me, ultimately.  If we continue to elect poor leadership and tolerate their unconstitutional actions, then you and I, the people of this nation, are to blame.

    Julia Gwin

  • False Assumption no. 2:

    Marines trained to kill and destroy will be abusive husbands to their wives.

    Truth: Marines are taught to serve and protect, with deadly force if necessary. They are disciplined, masculine men. I would prefer a husband who is protective and disciplined to a whining pantywaist who is incapable of self-sacrifice and clear thinking.

  • @jcgwin1 i agree. thank you.

  • Puppydogg9: Your failure of coherence and logic makes impossible any fruitful discussion. I do not mean this as insult as much as explanation.

    Following is a list of your false assumptions:

    1. Marines have monied interests in Afghanistan. Marines have ruined the country. Marines are therefore morally reprehensible.

    Truth: The marines are obeying ill-defined orders. Blame lies in the abuse of war powers at executive and congressional level. You fail to see the root cause.

  • Miami woooo :D

  • These fine men are trained to kill and destroy to protect us. To require nation-building behavior from them is beyond stupid. I am ashamed of every American who judges them while enjoying the freedoms and opportunities they guard. Those of you who whine about their morality and conduct are unworthy of their protection. God bless these men! I love them! Julia Gwin

  • @jcgwin1 They're invading to 'protect' monied interests. Mainly for poppies and a pipeline. And since they (and the Soviets) have completely ruined the country, expecting a little 'nation-building behaviour' (since that is the purported mission) wouldn;'t exactly be entirely 'stupid'. If you love these guys so much, would you like to be married to a person like this when they come back? If so, you would have no right to complain about domestic violence and drunkenness.Morality/conduct is all.

  • very interesting

    nice english lessons for kids

  • Happy veterans day!

  • Very, very depressing.. they don't even realise how depraved they are :( That little boy who was saying no when the marine was telling him that his country is a piece of sh*t has ten times more dignity.

  • @miriams76 negative. you just feel sorry for him so it SEEMS that way. i'll give you just a few months over there to experience what we have, and then you can come back and tell me what you learned

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  • @miriams76 going from America to that.... i would consider that a piece of shit country

  • @miriams76 they can't understand english, idiot...he could've been saying anything and the kid wouldn't have known wtf he was talkin' about.

  • ahahhaha finally some real shit

  • ALL THAT WEED!!! I hope you denied the enemy.

  • Lmao this video is fucking awesome! Yea this is back when we were in the good ol Hindu Kush

  • thats funny as shit haha,

  • Its fuckin Predator! LMFAO

  • The most realistic potrayal of Afghanistan I've ever seen...I love it!

  • if this video offends you, GTFO

  • Lol this is funny as hell. I'm thinking about joining up or being a cop. Idk.

  • lul. I'm in the Army Reserves DEP, trying to switch over to the USMC Infantry Reserves. Worth it or no? I have a fucking POG job with the Army, so I want to switch over.

  • I will love this video forever. Went out last year with 1 MEF/1st Intel Bn doing my POG ass job but keeping the boots on the ground alive! YUT!

  • hahahaha funny shit

  • Lol how bored were you guys out there, anyone with a sense of humor would of done the same exact thing. The people that write your wrong should join the military and see for themselves LOL

  • The great part... you hear that?... its fucking predator! Great video! I miss being an 03grunt even all the shitty moments where memorable! What is it about war torn countries and all the fucking kids? Kosovo, iraq and croatia was the same way when I went there...kids everywhere and no adults seen for days!

  • ahhaha 4:30 its preadator ahahhahhaha

  • @dinerosrt I'm scared Poncho.

  • hahahaha!!! 1:24 you smell like ass too!!!! haha poor kid lol

  • after watching a very disturbing video

    i could care less if these people are mean , jerks or what not i am glad that i live in the usa and that it took selfless men to defend this country from extremists

  • 2nd week gtfo of here!! aha

  • how is he racist? **

  • com/watch?v=MKKiVxYC-8Y&featur­e=related check out the asshole thats using this portion of his video and calling him racist. how he is he racist?

  • @GOGORAT131818 There have been countless people who have made my vids into something ignorantly serious for propaghanda. Truth is I just laugh at them b/c only me & other grunts know this is all one big sarcastic joke that not only makes fun of them, but also indirectly makes fun of ourselves & the USMC- none of which to be taken seriously. Those kids actually love us & know we're joking, but others will always turn this into something bigger than its worth so sit back & enjoy the show lol

  • Great marines smoke weed and navy guys do meth nice. When I was in we had a meth lab on our boat some dude were making mad money selling that shit until they got caught. haven't slept in two days this will help you snif snif good to go!

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  • awesome, sleeping then boom lol

  • "You hear that?"

    *Rattle sound*

    "its the fucking predator" .. I laughed out loud. Literally out loud.

  • dude i fuckin love this video!!!! i hope i dont have to go there

  • speak the truth bro !

  • yo were you a combat correspondent?

  • From 2:26 to 3:24 was Hilarious LMFAO!

  • they all wana be on video, like theyre ever gonna see it LMFAOO!!!

  • THERE'S WEED EVERYWHERE! That is true my good brother! I get stoned to this all the time and enjoy it everytime. Sincerely A Terminal Lance FOREVER 1st Btln 3rd Mar B Co - Afghan 2006.

  • ahhahahaaha the marine is sleeping and then the IED wakes him up

  • Lol Your Freaken Hilarious Subbed

  • MIAMIII WOOOOOO

  • Shit dont change. Then you come back and the Mochs try to kick your ass at the zanzibar and you throw a fucking beer bottle at em

  • hahaha 11b Bang! Bang!

  • remember guys books are a depiction of ones views not always the truth. And yes i do read a lot. DOD policy in the past was very different than it is now. I am a Marine but i work with Army guys all the time. I do not say one branch workd harder than the other. What i do say is that if you are on a year long deployement your combat action is at a minimum. Even the Army guys i am with only deploy for 6 months. Everyone stay saf and healthy.

  • what did you'll smoke the weed with?

  • Hi,can you telle me the name of the song at six minutes

    Thank you

  • 3:20 i almost pissed my pants, he's like smile, and his face gets all pissed hahaaa

  • I'm rick james bitch!!!! hahahaha, cracked my shit up. Please tell me you smoked all that bud.

  • ''You smell like ass too''

    That guy is hilarious.

  • ROFL!!! "Hear that, its fucking Predator"....just lost my mind becuase it really sounds like it....

  • Freakin great!! Reminds me when I was in.

  • Dude the predator and weed portion was funny ad hell bro! Dude you deserve to race your heart out when get back home

  • Everyone here talking shit is either a) In the DEP program or b) Never deployed at all c) A Marine/soldier fresh out of boot camp who thinks they know all the answers based on what they learned in 6 months

    Be humble and learn something from those who came before you and appreciate the comedy because in the end the people you are with in the service will become closer to you than your own flesh and blood relatives

    OIF I Veteran

  • 4:29 (FAVORITE PART) Har that?...fuckin predator

  • ahahahaha xD Hurah!

  • "I I Like Like Pussy Pussy" LMAO

  • My husband is a usmc grunt and everything you said or did on here is pretty much how he summed his combat deployments. Lol you gotta have a sense of humor to be in that mos and i found this fucking hilarious.

  • "This is worth your life" LOL

  • Semper fi hahah fucking awesome

  • I luv our little branch beefs. Does anyone seem to notice how us Marines dont seem to give a shit. Everyone already knows that we dont fuck around there, Go Army. Its not about how much combat youve seen its how well you fight and how hard you train. And the comedy show is tremendous in the Corps. So once again kiss Chestys mofuckin ass. OORAH!!!

  • weed everywhere!

  • aaaaahhahahahaha man i can really relate to this..we did the same shit

  • which province is this?

  • 6:40...dancin with a cond. 3; we would get SO fucked up for that!

  • @Rememberthe18 thats the point.

  • Haha love this vid

  • Haha the Marine 2:38! Too funny

  • at 2:55 were you smoking?

  • @TheCrazyItalian14 No man i was eatin a t-bone steak sun tanning when i shouldve been on post fuck that

  • @M16musicc ahaha nice

  • @M16musicc Hey, would you recommend someone join the Corps? Did you hate it or just some of the B.S.?

  • @1lilcuz: Army, Marines, AF, Navy, Coast Guard, Reserves, they all have a bunch of dumb shit to deal with. If you're single and no kids, it can be a great time though.

  • :59 drake lol

  • ha this is great i just hope that these guys come home oh and try to not get eatin by predator it would ba a horriable lose to lose u guys espescally when u can admitt that u pissed and shit your selfs u.s.m.c. for life

  • This is the funniest video i've seen in a long time.

  • I find this video hilarious and two of my exs and my best friend are all in the marines. Thank you all for doing what you do and keeping us safe. Who cares if they joke around. They are people too <3

  • @M16musicc I don't think I've ever heard this many Marines bitch lol that's why I'm army

    I'm just shittin' ya. Ooh-Rah and Hoo-Ah to all the Marines and Soldiers on the front lines

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  • this shit needs to be put into theaters its the best bro hahahaha........lol.....anyway im thinking of enlisting and i wonder is it worth it?

  • Marines...elite? Probably not...but entertaining for sure.

  • Great Video , thank you

  • Great Video , thanks you

  • funny ass video why people gota try and be buzzkills saying kids are being killed and this is mean well idk whats up there ass or who pissed in there cornflakes this morning but this video had me laughin like hell and all my friends too so get a sense of humor buzzkills and pull your head out your ass too

  • Haha, Funny shit. Motivate! 6-27-11 MCRD SD, CA. GET SOME!

  • do you ever regret not joining the army instead?

  • Fucking LOL @ 4:17

  • no point to argue with extremist's, they dont contribute to anything anyways all they do is open their mouth and complain, great vid man thanks for everything :)

  • LMAO!! Damn, I joined the wrong branch. Now Im stuck on some dumbass aircraft carrier sweeping decks

  • rah Camaraderie through misery. why didn't yall have plate carriers?

  • rah Camaraderie through misery.

  • Well put. Many of your comments seem to reflect very light-hearted and easygoing humor, despite having had such a very serious occupation. Do you think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is something that inevitably affects all combat veterans to a certain degree, or just certain individuals? Despite having been in a warzone, you don't seem to fit the stereotypical "Apocalypse Now" type strung out battle shocked war veteran that Hollywood and the general public seem to constantly expect.

  • @believe1god ................I know, right? fuck those marines! You are smart. I'm guessing you're another extremist because of your screen name and because of how smart you sound. We definitely need more people like you in this world. Look around. the world is definitely statistically so much better with you guys. Can I be your friend? Where can I sign up to be an extremist? Where can I sign up to be smart like you? please, tell me! allahakbud

  • @M16musicc Are you MOS 0311?

  • @hsucohn13 Yea, 6 years ago

  • @M16musicc Ya I'll be shipped to boot camp in Jan. Long fuckin wait

  • @believe1god you're too ignorant to insult.

  • @believe1god All I can say is good luck.

  • @believe1god Cool story, bro! A dead Muslim makes me giggle in joy!

  • @believe1god Sir, where do you get such a hatred from? You obviously take your American freedom for granted and the fact you state that marines kill without cause and without reason is just straight up ignorant. I bet you would love the marines if the enemy was marching down your street and you needed someone to save your ass.

  • @believe1god fucking fag !!!!!!

  • @believe1god You are by far one of the dumbest fuckin people iv ever heard. Show some fuckin respect you fuckin idiot. first off capitalize that M in Marines. dick fuck! You have United States listed as your country so show some fucking respect for the men and Women that fight for your fucking freedom. Your a fucking pussy that has no respect and no appreciation for what is givin to him.

  • @believe1god dumb bitch

    

  • any advice for a 17 yr old looking to join the marine infantry after graduation?

  • @YoyosTransformation stay out of trouble with the police

  • yes please what should i be prepared for?

  • You seem like a well-spoken individual with a quick wit, and your intelligence is easy to see. I'm curious .... if you could go back eight or nine years and do things over again, would you join the military again, or instead get a jump start on college or some variant of further education (grad school, law school, medical school, etc.)?

  • @Aorticax Thank you. If I could go back, I would do exactly the same. I would advise to join the military first, and then do college afterwards. The benefits you'll receive after the experience are very privileging, it establishes a particular maturity to begin real life, and it stacks your resume up BIG TIME. In laymen's terms, it sucks while you're in, but it's great when you're out. The benefits that compensate for the BS one experiences in marine infantry are more than enough.

  • @Aorticax But remember, my perception is just one way to do it. Everyone is different so some things will work better for others while some things won't. If you consider all the variable differences between people, theres really no one way to do it right.

  • Damm you make me not want to join anymore :/

  • Dude who is killing children...? Chill lol it was a funny video enjoy something

  • you will die soooooon mother fucker...fuck you ,,you hater

  • @MrBradlycooper Please, PLEASE get an education. You're not making yourself look very bright. thank you

  • @M16musicc are you still in the marines

  • LMAO get that fucking camera out of my face

  • lol im thinking about joinin should i? and was that real bud? hahah

  • HEAR THAT? ITS FUCKING PREDATOR!

  • @TzekeT I just about laughed out loud out of my chair.

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  • @BAMSK33Z Love you too man. We shoot grab a beer sometime

  • @M16musicc fuck u you children killers,,fuck your mom , eat my shit all of you who get side of this asshole and mother fucker..you are all heartless..no feelings for others but your self..shame on you white trush

  • @MrBradlycooper Ladies and gentlemen, introducing "Irony." Thank you for the example mr. cooper.

  • @MrBradlycooper you are about dumb as shit no children are getting killed they are getting made fun of cause these marines are board and there young thats what normal people do is have fun its no harm they will prolly grow up to blow us up one day anyways so why not make fun of em why there young get a sense of humor get over whatever you got up your ass and laugh cause this is some funny shit thanks dipshit

  • haha loved it, you guys make me wanna join the marines even more :p