you never said you were sorry you just left that morning taking your martini glass and your smoking jacket with you...that smoking jacket you wore with the gimp mask...i loved you you bastard i loved you but you spat me out like a chap motel whore........call me?
The reason why many relationships fail is because the wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend wants the other back so badly that they accept a dramatic, fake, seemingly-real dramatic apology as long as they are held by the hand when it happens. The next thing you know, WHAM! You're in the same place, apologizing for something you've already promised you wouldn't ever do again. Many people keep their promises, but many don't. Just something to keep in mind.
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK!!!
before watching this video I was wondering why ppl found such a serious video funny, now that I have watched the video "I am really, deeply, objectively,horribly sorry, that I thought that, so people please forgive me because THIS VIDEO REALLY IS AS FUNNY AS HELL" hahahahahahhaha!!!
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looks like a fatter Robert Redford.... just holding a piss martini giving piss advice.... expert village WTF.... do they actually make money off this crap ?
what the fuck!!!!! please boycott this expert village channel. it has nothing but amateur people trying (very hard) to sound like they know what the fuck they are talking about.
Sometimes sorry is not enough. you must offer something that is as much worth or as hard for you to suffer as it was for your partner when you wronged her/him.
camera is all shaky and blurry, even the camera man is drunk now cuz of the magnetic influence of Mr. Paul making him drink so much
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DOctor paul you should have a video on how to be Deeply boring cause you make heck of a candidate!!
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The reason why many relationships fail is because the wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend wants the other back so badly that they accept a dramatic, fake, seemingly-real dramatic apology as long as they are held by the hand when it happens. The next thing you know, WHAM! You're in the same place, apologizing for something you've already promised you wouldn't ever do again. Many people keep their promises, but many don't. Just something to keep in mind.
NeverMind88888 1 year ago
he said use an adjective lol.he was useing adverbs.adverbs end in "LY"
shootdomain 2 years ago
...and there is NO "E" in "USING" professor.
eraffel 2 years ago
@shootdomain adverbs describe verbs. sorry is not a verb. im terribly sorry.
nolareaper 2 years ago
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK!!!
iAmTheQuam 2 years ago
He should have beautiful women next to him as he's saying his advice.
Akoa0013 3 years ago
nvm..... I just know your gay
77KANG77 3 years ago
seriously are you GAY ?
77KANG77 3 years ago
Yeeeeah, yeah is good advice man.
Makes sence to me! XD cheers for the tip
cheekymonkey69er 3 years ago
You are good!!!!!!!!!!!
mtfune 3 years ago
When saying you're sorry, make sure you've got a nice lukewarm glass of piss in a martini glass. It can't hurt can it?
guyfawkes13 3 years ago
lol XD
MissPerversium 3 years ago
BE BELIEVABLE
1613solja 3 years ago
You tha man!
logikorganik 3 years ago
fuck guy ! go to bed NOW !
siuchunlung 3 years ago
before watching this video I was wondering why ppl found such a serious video funny, now that I have watched the video "I am really, deeply, objectively,horribly sorry, that I thought that, so people please forgive me because THIS VIDEO REALLY IS AS FUNNY AS HELL" hahahahahahhaha!!!
By the way... who says OBJECTIVELY??? LOL
physicalzone 3 years ago
im objectively sorry that i watched this,funny as hell though.check out the cheesy smile at the end
BringMeToLife911 3 years ago
I think people should say it in their own way, be honest and really mean it ^^
Not copy the ways others say sorry.
Say it, and mean it, in your own way =)
Godz92 3 years ago
i dont know why but this video made me laugh so hard!! Is this douchebag drunk or what? I could picture will ferrell doin this video fo sho
genesis204 3 years ago
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ahhahahahahahaha
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this is hilarious.
questionmark110 3 years ago
hahaahahahahha i know wtf is this.. really?????
zachstigall 3 years ago
Im deeply bored
damienbaits 3 years ago
well just go up and say sorry OMG
cdp182 3 years ago
What the hell does this dude know about relationships when he gets paid to hold a damn martini he won't drink??
Geerafferman 3 years ago
hahahhhahahhaahhahahahaaaahahahaahhaaahahaa
galliance 3 years ago 4
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takurouzamaki 3 years ago
looks like a fatter Robert Redford.... just holding a piss martini giving piss advice.... expert village WTF.... do they actually make money off this crap ?
77KANG77 3 years ago
what the fuck!!!!! please boycott this expert village channel. it has nothing but amateur people trying (very hard) to sound like they know what the fuck they are talking about.
rorro1988 3 years ago 2
sigh. this guy is so classy. wish there were more such people. thank u.
notcoolagain 3 years ago
im sorry that you post videos on apologizing while drinking a martini. FATTY!!!
oh now im sorry. (wait I need an adjective)
Im sorry purple
Wholefood123 3 years ago
honestly? i dont think he even drinks that martini i think it was just for show
UndeadSoulz 3 years ago
i'm truly objectively sorry this doosh has a means of mass communication.
nathan11886 3 years ago
hahahahahaha agree
rorro1988 3 years ago
now youtube will recommend me videos of this guy and im deeply sorry for that
iwao72 3 years ago
is this for real??????
ashleyroberte 3 years ago
what the fuck people get paid for this? I'm deeply sorry i watched this...
gayface19 3 years ago
Use an adjective? You mean adverb?
nhox1 3 years ago 2
hahaha good one!!! i didn't notice that till you said something
GregoryGraveyard 3 years ago
Im sorry i watched this!
blackforest270 3 years ago 2
"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who gives a shit."
It works for me and I'm still very happily free and single.
Conan568 3 years ago
what a creeepeerrrr....
thatsbalone 3 years ago
imma shit on his head lololololololololol
seanofthesissons 3 years ago
bitches aint shit it anyway!!!
Jobbaenokul 3 years ago
Sometimes sorry is not enough. you must offer something that is as much worth or as hard for you to suffer as it was for your partner when you wronged her/him.
0the1happy3person 3 years ago
Check the cheesy smile at the end.
KiaOra53 3 years ago
lol that was great
BringMeToLife911 3 years ago
youre a fag
Cattaneopapa 3 years ago
I'm sorry about your hair, doc.
dirthpool 3 years ago 2
I'm really truely objectively sorry I saw this... cheers doc
andrewfontana 3 years ago
i shit on all this and i mean it
avrilmedia 3 years ago
I believe people can relate to his message in a positive way. Why do YOU post a narcissistic comment? You are not persuasive at all.
AnotherSuperDay 3 years ago 2
wow this video has saved my marriage thousands of times lol
rheathhall 3 years ago 9