THE RISE AND MANY FALLS OF CHRIS-CHAN

[TheCaptainLulz]

Hes doin tranny stuff now. Hes a natural at it and I hope he keeps it up.

[SuperMarioman11]

@444Tazer i went on the CWCi the other dae and learned that his little medallion was forced to be burned and shoved up his ass!

[SuperMarioman11]

u kno wat? all of u suk! leave him alone!

[444Tazer]

@SuperMarioman11 NOU

[bigc5544]

@SuperMarioman11 FANBOY ALERT. FANBOY ALERT. FUCK YOU

FATASS SONICHU

[PoliticalBoondocks]

mgs soundtrack ftw

[clawsthewolf]

he had a rise ? o.o

[JohnMooreification]

@clawsthewolf Madman rising?

[clawsthewolf]

@JohnMooreification oh i didnt know my bad

[JohnMooreification]

@clawsthewolf Then again, even that's a massive failure on Chris' part.

[Bob0p]

Lawlz you have died want to retry: Nope.

[Urmean15]

THIS IS GOOD

ISNT IT

[vjm3]

If I see a dick, I will appreciate it...

[Feralbreed]

Citizens of the internet, where is the original version?

[toyy7675]

Cyber-bullying has been defined as "when the Internet, cell phones or other devices are used to send or post text or images intended to hurt or embarrass another person",[2] or as "when an electronic device is used to attack or defame the character of a real person. Often embarrassing or false information about the victim is posted in an online forum where the victim and those who know the victim can see it publicly."[3]

[dxjrules5]

Haha what's the song?

[7InchGrowerDick]

if I see a dick I will appreciate it!!!! aaaahahahahahahahaha

[Popanator2010]

I'm jealous of this assburger faggot! He's got bigger tits than I do that jiggle!

[MisterShuckle]

This guy gives fat people a bad name. XD

Also "I will" and "hanky panky" had me literally LOLing. XD

[Funkybob2]

@MisterShuckle

He gives a LOT of people a bad name, from Lego enthusiasts to masochists, but the three main groups he gives a bad name to are autistics, fat people, and cross-dressers.

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@Funkybob2 that comment was fucking awesome.

[Steelzmeister]

Fucking awesome.

[Numinous123]

I would like to point to this stupid, fat, racist, bastard, that the world "Chan" in Japanese, is used to refer to a "FEMALE" that you are friends with.

In other words, a boy who refers to himself as "Chan", is most likely very gay.

Noth that there's anything wrong with that.

[MasterofPirates]

@Numinous123 It can refer to a female or a child, it's used because Chris is extremely immature, nobody uses it in an affectionate gay way.

[JohnKiller118]

lol@Big Boss parody

"This is good, isn't it?"

[uching]

that is gross he has bigger breasts then i do....and i'm a chick....oh and he is disgusting and creepy, he looks like he hasn't bathed in a year.....

[094176]

@uching I don't think he has bathed ever :\

[krazydude34]

Haha one of my favorite bands(Red Hot Chili Peppers) to one of the biggest losers online XD

[SteffersFavourites]

0:24 - 0:50 was epic xD lol even hankey-pankey

[tw1stedgrudge]

"The rise and many falls of Chris-Chan."

You are mistaken, vivitheg!

Christian rose only in the aspect of FAIL. And afterwards, he fell. But he is STILL falling, and will continue to do so. Long after my grandchildrens grandchildrens grandchildren die and the sun explodes from the sheer weight of time, Chris will STILL be falling. : D

[darkgomugomu]

People wouldn't talk about his bedunkadunks if he didn't wear shirts that were so friggin tight.

[AquaHedge93]

Chris Chan is not many things.

[EltBerserker]

how the ac transit and boxxy videos rose in 200000 views in 1-2days while cwc remains at ~30000 views after 3 years?

i think this is good. more time to play with the specimen before it gets torn apart by too many hands.

[darkgomugomu]

"such tenderness"? the second he gets a real girl (not his mom) in his house, im pretty sure tenderness aint gonna be the first thing on his mind

[Octane64]

@darkgomugomu can you say, rape murder?

[OdaNoOwari]

This is good. Isn't it?

[barbedwirebat111]

even Hanky panky.

[vjm3]

"If I see a DICK...I will appreciate it."

Oh god now my Chunky Chili Roadhose chili is all over my keyboard.

[DictatorOfEngland]

:D I found this surprisingly funny

[MrFlylice]

Chris's milkshake brings all the Sonichus to the yard.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

he's got bigger titties than my ex girlfriend

[ZylnorWrath]

he has bigger tits than most pornstars.

[Napalmxxx2]

at least the pornstars are the ones you wouldnt have to pay to sleep with and most of the time they are willing to sleep back and you would be famous for being in a pornographic video at least, unlike this douche whose famous because of the failure.

[Somethingreat]

Why can't I stop watching this?? XD

[SchedeenIndeed]

I love these.

[RabidSaxon420]

red hot chilli peppers FTW!

[jtominc]

"if i see a dick i shall appreciate it!"

hahahahahahahahaha!

[ShinyMarshtomp]

It's been over a year since this was made.

It's still amazing.

[SubtleDemise]

Indeed. Classics never die.

[dannydevitopranks]

What is the song from 1:48 to the end called? Is it from Cave Story?

[SuperMarioMoonshine]

yes.

[RocMegamanX]

Cave Story FTW...except for the Final Caverns. And the TRUE final boss. Who is cheap.

[thunderheartxi]

I sort of want to punch you in the dick for ruining the majesty that is 'Father and Son' with Chris-chan's voice but I'll let this one slide.

[M3646]

Too bad Vivtheg is a woman.

[imfernando2]

1:12 WHAT IS THAT SONG??!?!!??!?!?!?

[LovelyYTRocks]

And where is that Chris Story game from?

[SonicPsycho]

It's a parody of Cave Story.

[LovelyYTRocks]

If I see a dick, I WILL appreciate it.

[DestroyedDimension]

that line is full of lol

[Zero2562130]

"Citizens of the internet, I am CWC. Re: Dykes Dykes China!"

[JenkNekro]

That game is more like how HE perceives the world. In reality, there is no field of death spikes keeping him from his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart, there's one pit of spikes, and it's behind him, but a troll convinces him to jump in every time, and he never thinks to just ignore the troll and go forward.

Deepest videogame metaphor EVER

[vivitheg]

yeah, there is a field of death spikes for chris

it's called being disgusting, lazy and overall unpleasant

trolls are really just bats in the cave, you can shoot them down, but you can't shoot down...spikes...or something.

[JenkNekro]

The way I see it, fatness, disgusting habits, laziness, and no social skills would be like the dungeons or bosses in the game. All those things could be overcome if he FUCKING TRIED.

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

fucking yeah extended vidya gaem metaphors.

can we just say chris sucks and needs to jump in a spike pit? cause I'd pay to see that

[JenkNekro]

Wait, what if we tried this in real life? Maybe the next troll can get him to try to jump an ACTUAL flight of spiky stairs!

[Arkham456]

Vivian, I have been following this whole story for quite some time since it first appeared. I really am confused to no end as to what to do. I was considering to play white-knight but after I saw all the futile attempts to knock some sence in his head (also saw yours which was quite accurate) I have started loosing faith. Apparently "talking" is not the way to go. Here are some questions though, do you think there is another way and do you think that he is irreperable? Cheers New Big Boss.

[xallbeautymustdiex]

someone needs to make a Chris Chan pick up line video like the Chris Hansen one...

[ricochetmassive]

"I should know by now...I'm NOT STRAIGHT."

[WolfClanner]

He should get outta the mirror, and find a boyfriend.

[Edgemaster000]

1:07, oh my god...I remember hearing that "theme" from Parappa The Rapper.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

CHRIS STORY <3

[drewswift]

awsome

[breathingair]

"If I see a dick, I will appreciate it."

[DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

thisisgood,isntit?

[breathingair]

lol someone's space bar's broken.

[krilc]

FUCK YEAH JAMMER LAMBY

[keyburrito]

Parappa the Rapper set me up for Cave Story, which fucking killed me.

[kurukururock]

YOU...YOU...YOU DORKS

Chris-chan, you win and fail. But mostly, fail. :D

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

MGS4 was so awesome. I hope it come out on the hex-bawks; I don't have the jew gold for a PS3.

[coscientology]

it will, habeeb it

[MysteryAC]

lol no

[coscientology]

yase

[MysteryAC]

Yase? Ew. Those things are ugly. Get a vase instead.

[LosandaAE]

I want your babies, chandler.

[prisonwine]

lololol cave story

[bissonnettekoff]

I love the MGS references!

[markspeed]

Unrealistic Expectations.

[markspeed]

Thanks for being fat.

[markspeed]

Thanks for ruining summer.

[markspeed]

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.

[jeIIystar]

Whoa. Um Jammer Lammy.

[markspeed]

What's with all these turds floating around? Just when you thought things were fixed.

[markspeed]

This is good,

Isn't it?

[RewolfJ]

You only need one dick. No... The world would be better off without dicks...

[stabslice]

I've seen that game somewhere else... What's it called?

[TGSean]

Cave Story

[RaptorJChrist]

OH MY GOD I LOL'D

[AngerFist333]

you sir, amused me greatly.

kudos

[DrCarl]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn­nnnnnnnnnnn booooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbb­ssss

[hottiee96]

LEAVE CHRISSY ALOOBEEN

[shellme91]

If I see a dick I will appreciate it.

[TheMystero]

This is good.

[MajorIronwood]

Isn't it?

[TheMystero]

HANKEY PANKY.

[asdasdaf007]

lol cave story

[MandragGanondorf]

fuck yeah cave story.

[HaiiroXE]

Cool story, bro.

[Laramas]

*heart* Cave Story spoof. :)

[SpadeHand]

No cuttin' corners, now

[MajorIronwood]

1:41 - 2:02

Classic.

[thesallok]

What game was that part of the video taken from?

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Cave Story.

[simplyshrimp53]

if i see a DICK, i will appreciate it

[NerfenLied]

DYKES

[EntertainedWatcher]

oh wow that brick i shat was quite a big one thx

[BlueKewne]

<3 the Metal Gear homages, dude. :D

[mololol]

even HANKYPANKY

fucking lol'd at that.

[clank98]

I'm straight 'cause I am not homo.

I love 'cause I am not shit.

I hate 'cause I am not a dumbass.

You....you....YOU DORKS.

This is good, isn't it?

[ShinyMarshtomp]

What's the song at 1:12?

[vivitheg]

keep your head up um jammer lammy

[Cd7up]

This - is - good is - n - t - it?

[zero10999]

Cracked up at "This is good, isn't it?"

You sir, are my hero.

[b00ners]

fuck I can't stop laughing at this video..shit!!!

[cptwinky42]

Sonichu, history will never know what he did. No one will ever learn the truth. His story... his debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything he did, he did for his mall. He sacrificed his sex life and his dignity for his native land. He was a real pedofork. He was a true autistic.

[AQeatsbabies]

Shed fucking manly tears.

[Aginor27]

fuck he's so fat at the beginning.

donate to ED.

[YoungUnicorn]

Even, HANKYPANKY. If I see a dick, I will, appreciate it.

[Syphro21]

If I see a dick, I will appreciate it.

[girlhitsbus]

Words to live by.

[Teirtu]

;_____; beautiful

[GUInterface]

"this is good... isn't it?" hahahahahah oh god

[LegionsOfAnon]

~sniff~

Manly tears, broseph. Manly tears.

[Gregunit]

If I see a dick, I will appreciate it.

[Horus998]

oh god wat

[orly444]

That no good Adam Stackhouse foiled his plot to give a PSP to a boyfriend-free girl.

[Spookoyuko]

This is in real danger of winning teh interwebz.

[DES765]

This is awesome

[ShinyMarshtomp]

I like the first part the most.

I LOVE 'CAUSE I AM NOT SHIT

And the gay part with the romantic music in the background. I like it all.

[SpadeHand]

This is good.

...Isn't it?

[danzig87]

cwc's greatest video to date!!

[edwardhav]

i hope chris would give me a CQC hug

[DottorePeste]

this is edited.

you can tell because his glasses keep alternating between being on his face and on his chest.

no, but srsly. funny stuff. haet this bastard. and sonichu.

[hurderpdurrr]

Oh god Chris Chan ;_;

[Theovenman]

let it go Chris

Time for you...to put aside the Sonichu...and live!

[Typhoon6666]

This is made of win.

[Travistouchdown1234]

He was a true patriot

[kklol7]

He was a true patriot.

[Venidictus]

DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!

LMAO

[sibuyaolian]

CHINA!

Gets me every time XD

[Revenge22]

Hanky panky!

[Anonystar]

/r/ Chris Story ROM

[Zemiouss]

Goto 4chan, fag

[Anonystar]

too much cancer these days, fag

[Nameless2032]

LOL GREAT