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it doesnt have to ryme and each line is in order according to the syllables. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. three lines makes up the poem but if you want to add on to it you can. it goes 5, 7, 5, 5, 7, 5 then.
Five Syllables first The second has seven And then five again Once,upon a time For a moment that is now I dont know what else..... Im bored too Maybe more than you But what can i do? Ha i made alot I dont think they will read this Im so bored...Good-bye
lol your videos are almost like my ideas and videos. But my vfuture videos are going to weird as heck. It's just that my friends want to make serious vids for now
Lol thats not even a haiku ever year I have beeen in school the make us write poems and i dont like haikus im mean the teachers treat us like were babys is annoying!
The dog pillow first its a little off to your right, then its behind you then its off to your left at the end of the video. Nice trick joey. I saw that on the first day, but i thought it was a joke lol
doesnt a haiku have 3 lines 5,7,5? and didnt yours have 2 lines? testing my memory since i cant watch it again right now because it will use too much internet usage.
Joey, you know about that Joey account that the person never goes on....well if you got the account it wouldnt be the same. You know, uncuthashbrown and hashbrowns on the food network, it all works.
Made no sense, LOL.
Your haiku was amazing. seriously. LOL i joined poetry club to help my writing. So we can make that movie, Lucas is going to be in, he should be a doctor in the movie! You will direct ofcourse, and Joey R will um gett some part. what does he like to do or want to be?
ur best work in my opinion..i freakin love this vid
Nitro192 6 months ago
hello i am teddy
i like u
i am teddy
EruptionProduction1 8 months ago
haiku's can be fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
edanaBANANAZ 9 months ago
I didn't know you were into martial arts had my dying laughing for like 5 minutes straight xD
Key2MyHeart13 10 months ago
I am a dude
i like food
whats a frickin haiku
ihavevideos45 1 year ago
you are really cool
so I'm writing a haiku
I hope you like it
MegaMysterychick 1 year ago
Uncuthashbrown
made interactive playground
Uncuthashbrown
Skatingismylifestyle 1 year ago
Joey is funny
but yet a talente guy
Joey is the hashbrown man
wolf101able 1 year ago
Joey is awesome
a funny talented guy
Joey rules all hashbrown foodnetworks
wolf101able 1 year ago
hi, my name is pie...
pie is yummy bra... wait... yo
well... my name is pie!
ButrScochMonks 1 year ago
conin o' brian
your hair gives me bad night mares
conin o' brian
thats my hiaku
elizabeth17797 1 year ago
That hash brown looks good.
I want to eat it right now.
I am a fatty.
:D
0kbaby0 1 year ago 2
hahahaha(:
LaceyLambert 1 year ago
isn't a haiku like 5 syllables, 7 sylllables, 5 syllables?
well here's one
joey (hashbrown dude)
is incredibly awesome
and he's also cute [:
haha
squeakysquiddles 1 year ago
my haiku:
uncuthashbrown rocks
my dog talks like goldie locks
i told you, you rock!!!
elizabeth17797 1 year ago
CUTE
SuzumiyaHaruhi0 1 year ago
heres my haiku or whatever =]
i like pie
pie makes thw owrld go 'round
i like pie
KGCashproductions 1 year ago
its the food network XD
skaterkid3650 1 year ago
haha =P
brandy333333333333 2 years ago
heres my hiaku:
I am so very broke
So broke it makes me wanna choke
I am so very broke
Babyspice821 2 years ago
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316frightful 2 years ago
wasn't a haiku had 8 syllable not 7
FishingNinja1 2 years ago
haha. =]
MashleyFace 2 years ago
@x0volcom uncuthashbrown is funnier and his videos are a lot better than Nigahiga.
luvit579 2 years ago
oh great hashbrown
You are awsome so very awsome
oh great hashbrown
ya like my hiaku
SuperGal4EverNEver 2 years ago 2
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I am never black
and neither are you asshole
so suck my big cock
lokovodo 2 years ago
omg act normal please!!
brrrul 2 years ago
hahaha..that was funny.
and sorry, im on christmas breakk right now, and when i hav a break, my brain shuts down^_^. lol
drtbikegrl16 2 years ago
what is a haiku
it is an asian poem
what is a haiku
whatTHEnutella 2 years ago 5
hahah now i want a hashbrown!!! lol
19lorynda95 2 years ago 2
joey with the black shirt, you have REALLY pretty eyes
oliviamm14 2 years ago 7
i sat and watched your video today, then i realized your ass was... hey, want to get some yogurt?
Lokiismyname 2 years ago
hash browns a haiku by me
hash browns are awesome
i wish the food network would
show them more often
hugesbspfreak 2 years ago 3
that haiku was bad
its missing a syllable
so try it like this [:
krysdidididle 2 years ago
actually its not missing a syllable.
"co-nan o-bri-en
your hair gives me bad night-mares
co-nan o-bri-en"
littleriddles95 2 years ago 2
Nobody needs to no about your shit and other shit. Omg halarious and hott
chicksareawsome1997 2 years ago
I Like Taco Bell.
It gives me real smelly farts
and burning poos, too!
AAR0NisRand0m 2 years ago
can you two make out now?
trt14 2 years ago
Ahchoo, that's not a hiiku for you
bluelightnintheone 2 years ago
im making haikus.
but i dont know why .
so zip upyourfly.
bitch.
MickeyDeezBro 2 years ago
im watching youtube
coz i have food poisening.
your videos rule.
lol =p
AnnAof92 2 years ago
I didn't understand your name until this video!!
love2laff22 2 years ago
haha you should make more of these
ChuckleALOT 2 years ago
1 minute and 35 seconds of weird-ness. d(o. o )
VioletWolf24 2 years ago
haha!!
x3vballchic10 2 years ago
Your vids are awesome
peanut butter jelly time
i like being random
now THAT was (not) good!
deadendrock 2 years ago
YOU SUCK A BIG DICK
COZ YOUR VIDEOS SUCK ASS
DUDE IM JUST KIDDING
don't ask........i was just bored.......lool your vids dont suck :P
TheDinaroTV 2 years ago
kk lets see haaha mine is called justin bieber
justin bieber
sexy and cute
this is for making babies with
yeah my friends jdasdas;dhas; are hs did this srry theyyy r with meeee plzz peoplelelelellenfd srryyy sd
babymgurl4444 2 years ago
that is stopad
leandro321148 2 years ago
Classic
emotionalpunkboy 2 years ago
that was awsomely funny
langtay100 2 years ago
My haiku is called cheese and yogurt:
Cheese, and yogurt.
These things are food.
SPOON!
mrsjustinbeiber26 2 years ago
to make a haiku
i will count the syllables
a haiku i've made
^^ahh that sucked . .
WeCouldBeInseperable 2 years ago
this is the same as HAIKU
doublepickle99 2 years ago
haha um no my old teacher from when i was in 4th hated mine rofl well at least i think she did lol...
Deathcabforcutie9 2 years ago
ill give you a haiku as soon as i know how to do one and make one up
doublepickle99 2 years ago
it doesnt have to ryme and each line is in order according to the syllables. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. three lines makes up the poem but if you want to add on to it you can. it goes 5, 7, 5, 5, 7, 5 then.
pinkeygurl 2 years ago
OK so like this
I love hot popcorn
Movie smelly or not bad
i love hot popcorn
doublepickle99 2 years ago
yeah! perfecto! lol
pinkeygurl 2 years ago
Mine sucked lol but im ok wif it!
doublepickle99 2 years ago
lol your so funny no matter what how many times we watch any of your vids we just might pee lol
doublepickle99 2 years ago
My haiku fo' you!:
Yo sup, Joey, dog
I know what a haiku is
I do them class
XD That turned out better than expected!
KelseyBeePink 2 years ago
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Its still kinda lame... but its getting there
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superhollowfox 2 years ago
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blink 182 sucks
somedoodudontno 2 years ago
i know that
uncuthashbrown rocks
my socks off!
ilu xx
TheHolzyDolzy 2 years ago
best haiku ever lol
SOAD1973 2 years ago
lol nice
Crazycatlover101 2 years ago
Lol nice vid, hey can u turn up the volume a little bit
BeachWiggaz 2 years ago
lol the random rhymes
ajjb741 2 years ago
Yu guys are funny
sumocna 2 years ago
nice
M4RC5S 2 years ago
LAMO!!!
19674438 2 years ago
you are so crazy
but thats what makes you awsome
and you are so hot.
lmaoo idk xD
taylorlaunterswifey 2 years ago
Clicked on video
Wanted blink-182
But this is great, too.
BananaHP 2 years ago
Conan O'Brien FTW!
agirlnamedbrett 2 years ago
thought this would be a vid about blink 182....... FAIL
CaminDaR 2 years ago
Cool vid.(:
aquagirlrox 2 years ago
LOL so so so funny
bckitty21 2 years ago
its so weird
i dont know how to do haiku
so that sucks ass
fam0usboy 2 years ago
lolololololololololol
you make me rofl !!
eyeratevideos 2 years ago
that hashbrown looked sooooooooo good! u made me hungary lol!
CiNdYcAsHeWlOvEsFrEd 2 years ago
My haiku is this....
Catnip is crazy
you are too thats what I think
ha ha ha ha ha!
siscodog33 2 years ago
haikus by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
a lightning flash- what i thoght were faces
of plumbs of pumpous grass. the long rains-
silkworms sick in the mulberry fields.
xo77777 2 years ago
two sepreate haikus up ther
xo77777 2 years ago
Rox, which reminds me Kangaroo, u made my night, lol!
7Fernand7 2 years ago
Idk who i like better...uncuthashbrown or nigahiga...
tictac268 2 years ago
Definitly Nigahiga,but uncuthashbrown is still pretty good.
x0volcom 2 years ago
haha "it's the food network." clever
SASUKEMARCO 2 years ago
Joey wat ever ur name is...
ur a wierd kind of funny
joey wat ever ur name is...
sickstuff96 2 years ago
not sure if that's a compliment, but good haiku! lol
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
that was kinda funny ??
1231jonasgirl 2 years ago
i dont get it......
yaniselmasri 2 years ago
Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
darkwater2691 2 years ago 2
U r hawt...
O noes!!! I r a fan girl.
run away from meh!!!
majeta8 2 years ago
what the are you saying!!!
doublepickle99 2 years ago
I dunno...
O.O
sorry I was eating chocolate again.
majeta8 2 years ago
it wasnt supposed to b a REAL haiku...and u ppl should make a vid of u ppl trick or treating or somthing!
tictac268 2 years ago
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you wrote the same thing twice
doublepickle99 2 years ago
It wasnt really supposed 2 b a REAL haiku..u should make a vid of u ppl trick or treating!
tictac268 2 years ago
you wrote the same thing twice
doublepickle99 2 years ago
you should make a vid of you ppl trick or treating! that would b awesom!
tictac268 2 years ago
it wasn't really supposed to b a REAL haiku :P
tictac268 2 years ago
I HAVE SWINE FLU!! AND I MADE A HAIKU WHILE I WAS DYING!!
*ahem*
I AM DYING AND I HAVE THE SWINE FLU
PEANUTS ARE YUMMY
I LOST MY SIX CATS!
isn't it lovely?
tictac268 2 years ago
as lovely as that was, it's not really a haiku. a haiku goes 5, 7, 5. yours was 7,5,5. but it was still very beautiful :)
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
what does it mean it has to be 5,7,5
i try but it lawyas rymes and has 22,6,22
doublepickle99 2 years ago
who has swine flu?
sillystrings29 2 years ago
i DON'T!! LOL my friend got the shot! everyone said she will die and i don't belive them!
doublepickle99 2 years ago
lol
funny vedio
i love it
harris0810 2 years ago
you spelt video wrong! lol
doublepickle99 2 years ago
sorry lol
harris0810 2 years ago
hahahahaha
i think this is a very
funny video
well, yeah, thats my haiku
PhoebeCheerioTV 2 years ago
OH JOEY GUESS WHOS BAK FROM GETN KIKED LET ME GIVE U A HINT REMBER "HEY U GAY EMO STALKER UR A GAY FAG IF U STILL DUN KNOW ITS spartan x89
GAYTONY1111 2 years ago
Can i have 1:35 seconds of my life back
solidsnake0706 2 years ago
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he added me as a friend and HE invited ME i feel so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RandomStuffCentral 2 years ago
Lol U are so funny :)
fuxmesidewaylol 2 years ago
i can't make haikus
They are wat too hard for me
Haikus are pointless
(get it?) :) i love haikus
usastar101 2 years ago
hey all you people help me become more better plz dont spam
doublepickle99 2 years ago
cute =)
Thatsgirlsindy 2 years ago
SwtBoricua51 2 years ago
haha :P
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
cool video i love them this one is the funniest i have ever seen besides fred but thats funnt lol
doublepickle99 2 years ago
haikus are easy
but somtimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
inlovewithadonai 2 years ago
HAHA omg that is the funniest thing i've heard in the past 4 and a half days.
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
Good stuff. :)
maintoc 2 years ago
lol funny vid keep doing your thing guys
leroux510 2 years ago
haha, nice one :)
ule2300 2 years ago
this video got featured.
Good Job!
90mil3swim 2 years ago
hi uncuthashbrown
Cute2lute 2 years ago
There are no tubes
Yet YouTube lives on!
Clever marketing
van11111 2 years ago
that isnt a haiku lmao it has to be
5
7
5
while urs has
4
5
5
Aznk1d4 2 years ago
no dumbass listen to it again......
CO NAN O BRIAN
YOUR HAIR GIVES ME BAD NIGHT MARES
CO NAN O BRAIN
TheDinaroTV 2 years ago
I wasnt talking bout his dumb ass, i was talking bout Van11111's stupid bitch,
His was:
There are no tubes
Yet Youtube lives on!
Clever Marketing
Dont fucking Call me a dumb ass if u dont kno what the fk ur talking bout fking asscrackerr
Aznk1d4 2 years ago
haha loved it
candylipglosslove 2 years ago
LOL! ( :
cooliseo 2 years ago
Blink182 LOL!!
Caspianor 2 years ago
Haha
CAn you turn it up?
But yea I emeber having to write allot of haikus in like fifth grade....
schnauzersrock00 2 years ago
LOL funny! Great writing.
van11111 2 years ago
thanks! :D
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
this video is so sweet!!
longdisturb 2 years ago
Hai Ku, is that a offshoot of Flung Poo. I have a brown belt in flung poo !!!
ETericET 2 years ago
lol your videos are almost like my ideas and videos. But my vfuture videos are going to weird as heck. It's just that my friends want to make serious vids for now
WierdmanProductions 2 years ago
I am so awesome
This video was awesome
keep up the good work
TADA!
otakuhime000015 2 years ago
better the 5th time!
rushingspirit28 2 years ago
Lol thats not even a haiku ever year I have beeen in school the make us write poems and i dont like haikus im mean the teachers treat us like were babys is annoying!
~Corinne~
CorinneandLaina 2 years ago
hahahahah, Can I just watch the hashbrown hahahahahaha
ETericET 2 years ago
As i watch the night
I look up at the pretty stars
Witch look like firefly's.
aha theres my best one :]
and the random hash brown was an amazing idea :D
spaffy14 2 years ago
which*
RandomK1d12 2 years ago
Ahah woops ;]
spaffy14 2 years ago
nice.......HASHBROWN FTW...!
VideogameExpert2 2 years ago
obama is great
obama is good
i like cheese
uncuthashbrown
:P
CheezyBeenz123 2 years ago
LOL
xoSarahWasHerexo 2 years ago
haha Blink 182 and Chuck E. Cheese.... i can see how they go together!?
luvsbball4eva 2 years ago
way up in the sky
diamond like snow is falling
don't lose faith in me
thats my best haiku i came up with
TristonRogers 2 years ago
actually do you one better since don't lose faith in me makes no sense
way up the the sky
diamond like snow is falling
down down down they go
I have tons of stuff for the last line.
TristonRogers 2 years ago
great haiku :) a lot better than mine haha
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
the conan obrien thing was in a tweet
although I can't tell if it is relevant or not
TristonRogers 2 years ago
i would say the dog pillow but thats cheating isnt it?
KobezBro 2 years ago
the joy with the hood and the 3D glasses is thinking but u can hear him while the other joey is talking, witch u can hear too :D
200odd300 2 years ago
The dog pillow first its a little off to your right, then its behind you then its off to your left at the end of the video. Nice trick joey. I saw that on the first day, but i thought it was a joke lol
90mil3swim 2 years ago
ur wearing a diff. shirt then the finger lickin idk...the dog pillow does move :P
WebkinzTrading101 2 years ago
hmm I don't know then... was it the hashbrown on the tv or the did the guy next to you look like Conan?
CallofKJ 2 years ago
the dog pillow moves :)
corncat28 2 years ago
Nice vid, :)
Is the trick that you moved the dog pillow from behind you to next to you?
bumper318 2 years ago
Your hoodie strings are so odd! Sort them out!
Nice vid. Did yuo get the youtube partnership?
lottydog13 2 years ago
the dog pillow moves closer to you?
AznCentral 2 years ago
yup you got it :)
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
doesnt a haiku have 3 lines 5,7,5? and didnt yours have 2 lines? testing my memory since i cant watch it again right now because it will use too much internet usage.
CallofKJ 2 years ago
is the trick that the Haiku poem is not a haiku?
CallofKJ 2 years ago
nope, it really is a haiku :)
Conan O'Brien (5 syllables)
Your hair gives me bad nightmares (7 syllables)
Conan O'Brien (5 syllables)
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
but isnt a haiku an aspect of nature?
90mil3swim 2 years ago
very nice :-)
nicholastomas2 2 years ago
hearts and loves forevers!!
OliviaWearsCrocs 2 years ago
i love you videos sooooo much!!! make more! <3
OliviaWearsCrocs 2 years ago
Nice - very smart. Please keep them coming.
mistrARE 2 years ago
amazing! haha
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
0:19 haha priceless!!
this is one of the funniest videos on youtube!!
and I have seen many thousands.
ridingboy 2 years ago
thanks! :D
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
awesome. I completely love this video!
ridingboy 2 years ago
LOL, i didnt know ur into martial arts,,,lol
yeahimryan01 2 years ago
haha i love ur alterego.... or how ever u spell it! lol! ur videos are great!
luvsbball4eva 2 years ago
thanks :) but he kinda annoys me sometimes :/
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago
Joey, you know about that Joey account that the person never goes on....well if you got the account it wouldnt be the same. You know, uncuthashbrown and hashbrowns on the food network, it all works.
Made no sense, LOL.
Your haiku was amazing. seriously. LOL i joined poetry club to help my writing. So we can make that movie, Lucas is going to be in, he should be a doctor in the movie! You will direct ofcourse, and Joey R will um gett some part. what does he like to do or want to be?
NJJmylove 2 years ago
haha
well joey r plays football?
uncuthashbrown 2 years ago