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  • ur best work in my opinion..i freakin love this vid

  • hello i am teddy

    i like u

    i am teddy

  • haiku's can be fun

    but sometimes they don't make sense

    refrigerator

  • I didn't know you were into martial arts had my dying laughing for like 5 minutes straight xD

  • I am a dude

    i like food

    whats a frickin haiku

  • you are really cool

    so I'm writing a haiku

    I hope you like it

  • Uncuthashbrown

    made interactive playground

    Uncuthashbrown

  • Joey is funny

    but yet a talente guy

    Joey is the hashbrown man

  • Joey is awesome

    a funny talented guy

    Joey rules all hashbrown foodnetworks

  • hi, my name is pie...

    pie is yummy bra... wait... yo

    well... my name is pie!

  • conin o' brian

    your hair gives me bad night mares

    conin o' brian

    thats my hiaku

  • That hash brown looks good.

    I want to eat it right now.

    I am a fatty.

    :D

  • hahahaha(:

  • isn't a haiku like 5 syllables, 7 sylllables, 5 syllables?

    well here's one

    joey (hashbrown dude)

    is incredibly awesome

    and he's also cute [:

    haha

  • my haiku:

    uncuthashbrown rocks

    my dog talks like goldie locks

    i told you, you rock!!!

  • CUTE

  • heres my haiku or whatever =]

    i like pie

    pie makes thw owrld go 'round

    i like pie

  • its the food network XD

  • haha =P

  • heres my hiaku:

    I am so very broke

    So broke it makes me wanna choke

    I am so very broke

  • wasn't a haiku had 8 syllable not 7

  • haha. =]

  • @x0volcom uncuthashbrown is funnier and his videos are a lot better than Nigahiga.

  • oh great hashbrown

    You are awsome so very awsome

    oh great hashbrown

    ya like my hiaku

  • omg act normal please!!

  • hahaha..that was funny.

    and sorry, im on christmas breakk right now, and when i hav a break, my brain shuts down^_^. lol

  • what is a haiku

    it is an asian poem

    what is a haiku

  • hahah now i want a hashbrown!!! lol

  • joey with the black shirt, you have REALLY pretty eyes

  • i sat and watched your video today, then i realized your ass was... hey, want to get some yogurt?

  • hash browns a haiku by me

    hash browns are awesome

    i wish the food network would

    show them more often

  • that haiku was bad

    its missing a syllable

    so try it like this [:

  • actually its not missing a syllable.

    "co-nan o-bri-en

    your hair gives me bad night-mares

    co-nan o-bri-en"

  • Nobody needs to no about your shit and other shit.  Omg halarious and hott

  • I Like Taco Bell.

    It gives me real smelly farts

    and burning poos, too!

  • can you two make out now?

  • Ahchoo, that's not a hiiku for you

  • im making haikus.

    but i dont know why .

    so zip upyourfly.

    bitch.

  • im watching youtube

    coz i have food poisening.

    your videos rule.

    lol =p

  • I didn't understand your name until this video!!

  • haha you should make more of these

  • 1 minute and 35 seconds of weird-ness. d(o. o )

  • haha!!

  • Your vids are awesome

    peanut butter jelly time

    i like being random

    now THAT was (not) good!

  • YOU SUCK A BIG DICK

    COZ YOUR VIDEOS SUCK ASS

    DUDE IM JUST KIDDING

    don't ask........i was just bored.......lool your vids dont suck :P

  • kk lets see haaha mine is called justin bieber

    justin bieber

    sexy and cute

    this is for making babies with

    yeah my friends jdasdas;dhas; are hs did this srry theyyy r with meeee plzz peoplelelelellenfd srryyy sd

  • that is stopad

  • Classic

  • that was awsomely funny

  • My haiku is called cheese and yogurt:

    Cheese, and yogurt.

    These things are food.

    SPOON!

  • to make a haiku

    i will count the syllables

    a haiku i've made

    ^^ahh that sucked . .

  • this is the same as HAIKU

  • haha um no my old teacher from when i was in 4th hated mine rofl well at least i think she did lol...

  • ill give you a haiku as soon as i know how to do one and make one up

  • it doesnt have to ryme and each line is in order according to the syllables. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. three lines makes up the poem but if you want to add on to it you can. it goes 5, 7, 5, 5, 7, 5 then.

  • OK so like this

    I love hot popcorn

    Movie smelly or not bad

    i love hot popcorn

  • yeah! perfecto! lol

  • Mine sucked lol but im ok wif it!

  • lol your so funny no matter what how many times we watch any of your vids we just might pee lol

  • My haiku fo' you!:

    Yo sup, Joey, dog

    I know what a haiku is

    I do them class

    XD That turned out better than expected!

  • i know that

    uncuthashbrown rocks

    my socks off!

    ilu xx

  • best haiku ever lol

  • lol nice

  • Lol nice vid, hey can u turn up the volume a little bit

  • lol the random rhymes

  • Yu guys are funny

  • nice

  • LAMO!!!

  • you are so crazy

    but thats what makes you awsome

    and you are so hot.

    lmaoo idk xD

  • Clicked on video

    Wanted blink-182

    But this is great, too.

  • Conan O'Brien FTW!

  • thought this would be a vid about blink 182....... FAIL

  • Cool vid.(:

  • LOL so so so funny

  • its so weird

    i dont know how to do haiku

    so that sucks ass

  • lolololololololololol

    you make me rofl !!

  • that hashbrown looked sooooooooo good! u made me hungary lol!

  • My haiku is this....

    Catnip is crazy

    you are too thats what I think

    ha ha ha ha ha!

  • haikus by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    a lightning flash- what i thoght were faces

    of plumbs of pumpous grass. the long rains-

    silkworms sick  in the mulberry fields.

  • two sepreate haikus up ther

  • Rox, which reminds me Kangaroo, u made my night, lol!

  • Idk who i like better...uncuthashbrown or nigahiga...

  • Definitly Nigahiga,but uncuthashbrown is still pretty good.

  • haha "it's the food network." clever

  • Joey wat ever ur name is...

    ur a wierd kind of funny

    joey wat ever ur name is...

  • not sure if that's a compliment, but good haiku! lol

  • that was kinda funny ??

  • i dont get it......

  • Haiku's are easy

    But sometimes they don't make sense

    Refrigerator.

  • U r hawt...

    O noes!!! I r a fan girl.

    run away from meh!!!

  • what the are you saying!!!

  • I dunno...

    O.O

    sorry I was eating chocolate again.

  • it wasnt supposed to b a REAL haiku...and u ppl should make a vid of u ppl trick or treating or somthing!

  • It wasnt really supposed 2 b a REAL haiku..u should make a vid of u ppl trick or treating!

  • you wrote the same thing twice

  • you should make a vid of you ppl trick or treating! that would b awesom!

  • it wasn't really supposed to b a REAL haiku :P

  • I HAVE SWINE FLU!! AND I MADE A HAIKU WHILE I WAS DYING!!

    *ahem*

    I AM DYING AND I HAVE THE SWINE FLU

    PEANUTS ARE YUMMY

    I LOST MY SIX CATS!

    isn't it lovely?

  • as lovely as that was, it's not really a haiku. a haiku goes 5, 7, 5. yours was 7,5,5. but it was still very beautiful :)

  • what does it mean it has to be 5,7,5

    i try but it lawyas rymes and has 22,6,22

  • who has swine flu?

  • i DON'T!! LOL my friend got the shot! everyone said she will die and i don't belive them!

  • lol

    funny vedio

    i love it

  • you spelt video wrong! lol

  • sorry lol

  • hahahahaha

    i think this is a very

    funny video

    well, yeah, thats my haiku

  • OH JOEY GUESS WHOS BAK FROM GETN KIKED LET ME GIVE U A HINT REMBER "HEY U GAY EMO STALKER UR A GAY FAG IF U STILL DUN KNOW ITS spartan x89

  • Can i have 1:35 seconds of my life back

  • Lol U are so funny :)

  • i can't make haikus

    They are wat too hard for me

    Haikus are pointless

    (get it?) :) i love haikus

  • hey all you people help me become more better plz dont spam

  • cute =)

  • Five Syllables first The second has seven And then five again Once,upon a time For a moment that is now I dont know what else..... Im bored too Maybe more than you But what can i do? Ha i made alot I dont think they will read this Im so bored...Good-bye
  • haha :P

  • cool video i love them this one is the funniest i have ever seen besides fred but thats funnt lol

  • haikus are easy

    but somtimes they don't make sense

    refrigerator

  • HAHA omg that is the funniest thing i've heard in the past 4 and a half days.

  • Good stuff. :)

  • lol funny vid keep doing your thing guys

  • haha, nice one :)

  • this video got featured.

    Good Job!

  • hi uncuthashbrown

  • There are no tubes

    Yet YouTube lives on!

    Clever marketing

  • that isnt a haiku lmao it has to be

    5

    7

    5

    while urs has

    4

    5

    5

  • no dumbass listen to it again......

    CO NAN O BRIAN

    YOUR HAIR GIVES ME BAD NIGHT MARES

    CO NAN O BRAIN

  • I wasnt talking bout his dumb ass, i was talking bout Van11111's stupid bitch,

    His was:

    There are no tubes

    Yet Youtube lives on!

    Clever Marketing

    Dont fucking Call me a dumb ass if u dont kno what the fk ur talking bout fking asscrackerr

  • haha loved it

  • LOL! ( :

  • Blink182 LOL!!

  • Haha

    CAn you turn it up?

    But yea I emeber having to write allot of haikus in like fifth grade....

  • LOL funny!  Great writing.

  • thanks! :D

  • this video is so sweet!!

  • Hai Ku, is that a offshoot of Flung Poo. I have a brown belt in flung poo !!!

  • lol your videos are almost like my ideas and videos. But my vfuture videos are going to weird as heck. It's just that my friends want to make serious vids for now

  • I am so awesome

    This video was awesome

    keep up the good work

    TADA!

  • better the 5th time!

  • Lol thats not even a haiku ever year I have beeen in school the make us write poems and i dont like haikus im mean the teachers treat us like were babys is annoying!

    ~Corinne~

  • hahahahah, Can I just watch the hashbrown  hahahahahaha

  • As i watch the night

    I look up at the pretty stars

    Witch look like firefly's.

    aha theres my best one :]

    and the random hash brown was an amazing idea :D

  • which*

  • Ahah woops ;]

  • nice.......HASHBROWN FTW...!

  • obama is great

    obama is good

    i like cheese

    uncuthashbrown

    :P

  • LOL

  • haha Blink 182 and Chuck E. Cheese.... i can see how they go together!?

  • way up in the sky

    diamond like snow is falling

    don't lose faith in me

    thats my best haiku i came up with

  • actually do you one better since don't lose faith in me makes no sense

    way up the the sky

    diamond like snow is falling

    down down down they go

    I have tons of stuff for the last line.

  • great haiku :) a lot better than mine haha

  • the conan obrien thing was in a tweet

    although I can't tell if it is relevant or not

  • i would say the dog pillow but thats cheating isnt it?

  • the joy with the hood and the 3D glasses is thinking but u can hear him while the other joey is talking, witch u can hear too :D

  • The dog pillow first its a little off to your right, then its behind you then its off to your left at the end of the video. Nice trick joey. I saw that on the first day, but i thought it was a joke lol

  • ur wearing a diff. shirt then the finger lickin idk...the dog pillow does move :P

  • hmm I don't know then... was it the hashbrown on the tv or the did the guy next to you look like Conan?

  • the dog pillow moves :)

  • Nice vid, :)

    Is the trick that you moved the dog pillow from behind you to next to you?

  • Your hoodie strings are so odd! Sort them out!

    Nice vid. Did yuo get the youtube partnership?

  • the dog pillow moves closer to you?

  • yup you got it :)

  • doesnt a haiku have 3 lines 5,7,5? and didnt yours have 2 lines? testing my memory since i cant watch it again right now because it will use too much internet usage.

  • is the trick that the Haiku poem is not a haiku?

  • nope, it really is a haiku :)

    Conan O'Brien (5 syllables)

    Your hair gives me bad nightmares (7 syllables)

    Conan O'Brien (5 syllables)

  • but isnt a haiku an aspect of nature?

  • very nice :-)

  • hearts and loves forevers!!

  • i love you videos sooooo much!!! make more! <3

  • Nice - very smart. Please keep them coming.

  • amazing! haha

  • 0:19 haha priceless!!

    this is one of the funniest videos on youtube!!

    and I have seen many thousands.

  • thanks! :D

  • awesome. I completely love this video!

  • LOL, i didnt know ur into martial arts,,,lol

  • haha i love ur alterego.... or how ever u spell it! lol! ur videos are great!

  • thanks :) but he kinda annoys me sometimes :/

  • Joey, you know about that Joey account that the person never goes on....well if you got the account it wouldnt be the same. You know, uncuthashbrown and hashbrowns on the food network, it all works.

    Made no sense, LOL.

    Your haiku was amazing. seriously. LOL i joined poetry club to help my writing. So we can make that movie, Lucas is going to be in, he should be a doctor in the movie! You will direct ofcourse, and Joey R will um gett some part. what does he like to do or want to be?

  • haha

    well joey r plays football?