Actually, Yahweh to hell, the Genesis account TOTALLY skips the first 2 1/2 billion years of earth's origins.... There is NO mention of the earth's molten stage... Whatsoever... It starts out by talking about "WATERS"....
@IvanIcecock Exactly my point. A Jewish legend claims that Eve was Woman Mark 2.0. That Adam had a wife named Lilith before Eve. But she wanted to be on top. So she left Eden and hooked up with Satan. Be nice if the Bible said this!
I always ask my Dr's to wait til I take my nap when undergoing major surgery. I wake up, it's over - nice
msprettynikki31 3 months ago
@msprettynikki31 Oh i missed this....mmmm so you're not aware of much when you're napping then? I can't fucking wait :)
YAHWEHtoHELL 2 months ago
"And insects and shit!" Oh this is gold -- I can't stop laughing. =)
BianchiRoadshow 3 months ago
is ye relo of BobHardnut geeza?
1:32 I love the smell of pheremones in the morn'.
the nectar drips from the honey pot
hoodzzeee 3 months ago
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hoodzzeee 3 months ago
And God said, "I wanna create some shit." LOL!!!!
Devilock07 3 months ago
Actually, Yahweh to hell, the Genesis account TOTALLY skips the first 2 1/2 billion years of earth's origins.... There is NO mention of the earth's molten stage... Whatsoever... It starts out by talking about "WATERS"....
WWZenaDo 3 months ago
:)
smashbeans 3 months ago
hahahaha :() it sounds like batman !
jwFairyTale 3 months ago
Thank u for such fantastic entertainment! Looking forward to part 2.
stepfordescapee 3 months ago
laaaver and sulpheer and rocks and shite like that. I love you sooooo much
Ribcagehacksaw 3 months ago
@Ribcagehacksaw ello :)
YAHWEHtoHELL 3 months ago
Idam was man laydy?
IvanIcecock 3 months ago
My Ken doll doesn't have one
Lambieschmoo 3 months ago
Oh my there is a part 2 on the way hahaha i'm blushing already ( * '.' * )
SpecialPioneerSmerf 3 months ago
Off topic, but I was listening to that song like 2 days ago! xo
hilldiggity 3 months ago
and the first words out of eve mouth to god was... and I qout; size really does matter god damn it..
clnmyjts 3 months ago
Been considering that myself. If Eve was an after thought, did Adam have the proper um tools?
RadarKat73080 3 months ago
@RadarKat73080 If he did.....Eve can't have been an after thought
IvanIcecock 3 months ago
@IvanIcecock Exactly my point. A Jewish legend claims that Eve was Woman Mark 2.0. That Adam had a wife named Lilith before Eve. But she wanted to be on top. So she left Eden and hooked up with Satan. Be nice if the Bible said this!
RadarKat73080 3 months ago
@RadarKat73080 Aaaaah Lilith, mmmmm she was a right slut!
IvanIcecock 3 months ago
LMFAO!
TheRecoveringZombie 3 months ago