How To Calm a Crying Baby

[MikeTap4321]

Step 1: Get Chuck Norris to come over

[summygym78]

wait, how did they make the baby cry?

[LuvDiva1000]

No duh you will need a crying baby

[Musky0310]

You will need:

A voice and a baby

Step 1

SHUT UP!

Do you know that this is a comment?

[Fefitaization]

@Musky0310 Asshole. 

[Musky0310]

@Fefitaization Thanks I loved the comment :))

[TheCustomAnimation]

Its so beautiful what our mothers do for us!

[kirstielynnx3]

i will need a crying baby... well no shit!

[PeanutsCraftsFashion]

Was it just me or does it look like someone is shaking the bed at 0:19 ????

[WhiteOfficial1]

2:00 I see nipples..

[zachattack088]

female 13-17.........only in america

[Peoplepopo]

Oh! You need a crying baby...let me go smack mine.

[CTinSeattle]

So my friends colicky baby responded to this everytime and still does when she cries - this song... a beautiful song and it was the only thing that stopped her from crying. They started videoing her cause it was sooo amazing. So maybe it will help you too! Those with crying babies. Search ' jake walden crying baby ' read and watch... good luck!

[missmaximaaltje]

shoot, i don't have a crying baby..... WAIT!!! let me just hit it in the face!!!

i'm just kidding. i love babies <3

[14GlitterGlam]

You will need a crying baby. Dang it, I was going to use a goat.

[Cricketheads12]

A VACUM CLEANER?!

[Cricketheads12]

"you will need, a crying baby"

Jeez, they act like you can buy 'em at a store...

[masterassassin7]

Someone shut that baby up for i shake it! Im sure everyone has felt this in their life either form 7-60

[tinycrown8]

If the baby is over 6 months go on The Sims 3 and put on the kids channel on the radio. It'll work.

[themenaceanish]

Wow, that is one ugly baby. If I were the parents I'd give it up for adoption.

[masterassassin7]

@themenaceanish Obviously you are a fat hairy old man living with his mother who hads no life and has a face only a mother could love, or your a kid and will grow up to be one if all you do is pick on babies.

[blazer640036]

The baby is so cute :}

[brandonk5297]

@woodcutter048 you must have a mental illness

[brandonk5297]

@BMPmw2Haxor you have a mental illness go fucking get help

[brandonk5297]

@TeamTacticalMining01 do you have any history of mental illness

[hotroxxy144]

Omg a crying baby I was gonna use my dad lol

[ihateuglybabies]

or you could slam the baby against a wall. that'll shut the stinky turd up real fast

[Denabella]

@ihateuglybabies and go to jail for murder. I hope you never have kids. You'd kill them.

[Fefitaization]

@ihateuglybabies You were a baby.. xD Probably the most ugly baby of ever.

[Kelseyforever1996]

A Vaccum? Are You For Real..

Itd Probably Cry More!

Good Thing I Dont Know You..

[Bigmitch111222333]

How is a vacuum soothing? lol

[STUP1DD0G]

Step 1: Give it candy.

[shaququ]

@STUP1DD0G youre setting it up to be fat and have a binge eating disorder later in life if you give if food whenever the baby is unhappy. emotional eating anyone? lol

[STUP1DD0G]

@shaququ Lol you know i was joking.

[JessieSmithTV]

Of course ill need a baby. what are you going to stop crying a grown man?

[WaffleBrother]

Step 7:

plug in your electric guitar

crank up the amp.

and rock out ! ! !

out noise the bay-beh !

[ChrisOwen96]

just strangle the little bastard

[lolzabubbles]

patience???

DAMN

[80dollarmagicman]

step 1: turn the cieling fan on

[MusicLoverSMCRS]

a vacuum..that is what makes a little sister cry

[sunglassgirl4eva]

a vacuum cleaner is soothing

[NaRuTaRdEd08]

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[thedevilprincess87]

@MissPAGrandSupreme That makes completely no sense. You are the stupedist person ever. You do not get straigh A's fucking dumbass. Just stop trying to win over this conversation, cause uhm guess what, you have nothing against me. "dummy"? WOW. If that is the best you can come up with, then how old are you really? Let me guess, 8-10? HHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[GFORCEpackattack]

LISTEN TO STATIC EVERYONE KNOWS THATS WHITE NOISE  YES LETS HAVE R BABIES LISTEN TO DEAD SOULS COMMUNICATING THROUGH THE DEAD AIR WTF

[likeasomeboodeebic]

@MissPAGrandSupreme eh i dont understand the situation whats wrong n what was your firsat comment n second n stuff

[CokedUpPuppy]

A vacuum cleaner?! Dude, when I was little that sound MADE me cry!!!

[courtnee212]

@thedevilprincess87 I agree with you this chic need to learn how play the dozens( flamin)!

[thedevilprincess87]

@MissPAGrandSupreme HAHA, you should really be a stand up comedian! i swear your hilarious!

MAKE me shut my mouth. you think just because you tell me to shut up i will shut up. exactly. stupid peice of shit.

AWE! thank you! i hope you die too! You're funny and kind! thanks that means so much to me. HA!

Yes, i love potato chips thank you very much! who doesn't?! they are tasty!! oh i love the one that tastes like sour cream and onion! what is your favourite kind?! and ugly bum? HAHA dumbass.

[RUL1S88]

Step 1: grab your baby's legs.

Step 2: Swing it all some wall.

Step 3: If he's not crying anymore, put him to bed, if not, swing few more times.

[Fefitaization]

@RUL1S88 U need mental help... seriously. xDDD Looser

[RUL1S88]

@Fefitaization

Try it yourself, I guarantee this will work.

[chriss380]

Why can't you never shake a crying baby?

[lol22936]

@chriss380 Cause It Can Cause Brain Damage And Extreme Cases Kill It

[thedevilprincess87]

@MissPAGrandSupreme LOL, you don't know how HARD that made me laugh! How old are you? 5? Cause that is the WORST, FUNNIEST DISS OF ALL HISTORY! nerd store? OMFG, Please tell me that you're not serious! And YOU are the one who is stupid here. You are the one who thinks there is only one way to stick a pinky in your mouth. .Officially the stupidest person EVER:D LOL i JUST showed this to my friends and they are dying on the floor, laughing! LOL, you're funny! Fucking dumbass bitch.

[suzspen1]

Please do not encourage bottles of all things to calm a crying baby. This seriously needs some work.

[tysong2010]

lol, theres a-real book i saw on Amazon's website, and its a bedtime story called:

-"I Thought You Little Feckers Were Asleep Already"-

all parents will relate to that! look it-up!

[Rowanwilleatyou]

@tysong2010 you should search 'go the fuck to sleep, read by samuel jackson' funniest bedtime story around :)

[MrFUNNYJOSE]

@tysong2010 do you put that on every baby video

[AngelPrincess56]

My mom tried doing the vacuum cleaning humming sound and it scared the life out of my baby sister

[ScreamingAri]

@tysong2010 There's also one called "Go the fuck to sleep" XD

[thedevilprincess87]

@MissPAGrandSupreme Dude common sense here, its not rocket science. I dont think its the video not making sense. its you, stupid dumb cunt.

[Brunomarsdabestest]

@A4L1000 it's suppose to work for every baby

[A4L1000]

What if it's a boy? Will this still work?

[RokkStarr224]

lol wtf vacume cleaner soothing?

[JoeyZichler]

WARNING: Shake Well Before Calming

[supersentiger]

OOOOOH, see i thought that my method with the C4 was effective

[HaligonianType1]

How do you calm a colicky vacuum? Run the baby.

[sweetestvaliumhigh]

A pillow works too..

[Fefitaization]

@sweetestvaliumhigh With u I hope XD

[r3gie831]

I would keep that baby in a fridge

[Fefitaization]

@r3gie831 You can put yourself in a fridge... please.. let me know if u pass away! :)

[ArminWoW]

We´ve got a MILF situation here :)

[Burgerphile]

Step 1: Beer in the baby bottle.

[superfanoKeyofawsome]

u need a crying baby u can also use a crying old man

[fergman90000]

wait, why am i watching this??? im 15 :D

[superfanoKeyofawsome]

@TheLostMyBrain lol

[insaneninjabunny]

@TheLostMyBrain WIN!

[lbelle44]

Why do the people who have f&@ked things to say even watch this?

[brandonk5297]

@lbelle44 i dont know but it really pisses me off

[aroraayaan]

the mom was sexy. :*

[MrZombieslayer108]

Aww the baby was so cute

[lazezaa]

h have avery crying baby

may baby making me crazy i really need quiet

[BMPmw2Haxor]

You will need: a crying baby and a strong punch.

Step 1: Ball your hands into a fist.

Step 2: Punch very forcefully right at the babies temple

Problem solved

[Fefitaization]

@BMPmw2Haxor You will need.. mmm.. u need to think about suicide xDDD poor little insect

[nerdyus101]

Aww cute baby

[rtyutA1]

You will need: 1.Fist 2.Baby Optional:Hammer

[Fefitaization]

@rtyutA1 You need a hammer to kill urself.. freaky!

[MissNatapink]

You will need: A crying baby.

Alright. *punches baby in the face*

(Oh no that's just wrong lol)

[CleverCommentGuy]

you will need: a shovel, a baby-sized plot of land, and loose morals.

[Dariseywolf]

If a baby has colic, that means it's allergic to cows milk. Instead letting the baby suffer until it "probably outgrows it", cut out dairy from your diet so that it doesn't go through your breastmilk. Human baby's digestive systems are not designed to drink cow milk so a lot of problems can occur. Humans and cows are very different animals. Colic solved.

[woodcutter048]

step one:throw the ball at the baby

step two:open you trunk and put it in it

step three:find a river and put the baby in it

[Janneiry0]

"you cant shake the baby" what the heck YOUR DOING NOW !

[harrygoozee]

you will need:

baby

duct tape

step 1:duct tape the babys mouth

step 2:job done!

[marko94serbia]

u can train on baby born.

[hockeyftw11211]

So you cant shake it?

[nurbenzin]

AliciaLovesLuke dont calltheBobobot stupid :(

[girlhood1989]

What if you fall off the exercise ball UH OH

[sjsully]

The first thing you will need is a crying baby. Check. Wait a minute - huh? I need a crying baby to soothe a crying baby? Step two. Mental note: never rock a baby mildly because it can cause severe brain damage. Okay. Wait a minute - huh? she does the same type of movement and says it is okay . Huh? Then she bounces the baby up and down on damn exercise ball. WTF, lady? Are you schizophrenic or something? This is maybe the worst how to video I've ever seen. I'm very, very confused now.

[Navitrolla]

You will need:

A crying baby...

what the *****

[CollageMusicPDX]

What a ridiculously good looking woman.

[TheLostMyBrain]

This is why you use a condom.

[12nabbia12]

you shouldn't let your baby scream because sometimes when they scream or cry they end up holding their breath, and of course that is bad

[maruda38]

Tazers are the best

[slipknotmetaljunky]

shake it it will stop crying i guarantee it XDDDDDDDDDDDDD no seriously dont

[nugagim]

Woah woah woah, the first thing 'you will need', what's that all about? My baby was crying so, following *your* prioritised list, I went and got a crying baby -didn't help AT ALL. If anything it made things worse -and now I've got to deal with the parents as well who've been pounding on the door for AGES, yelling and carrying on. Sheesh, no wonder their baby was crying if this what they act like with people they've never even met, at least I'm acting patient (2nd on your list).

[54321thedeathbed]

beautiful baby <3

[Molothetwo]

slap it

[virgoptrex]

I love babies.......cute......however 1:54 is very odd to watch esp after visiting porn websites - it looks disgusting while holding a baby!

[sugarbear394]

How can you have maxium patience on little to no sleep?

[Pizzamail]

to calm a crying baby you will need one pillow. gently put it over the baby's face and wait until it stops crying.

[MikeTap4321]

where can i buy a crying baby

[PABLOthecookie]

@MikeTap4321  oh yeah

[tzfatsummer]

This is a way easier way youtube.com/watch?v=rrpJUrEnaZ­A

[thetemeangel]

at 0:26 a vacuum cleaner i can never sleep with tht on

[thetemeangel]

at 27 a vacuum cleaner i can never sleep with that

[MRTOBERZ]

Optional A Foot Lol Jk No Seriously Jk

[bluehawka0]

It is probably a good idea to invest in a pair (several pairs) of good ear-plugs.

Not so much to give you a peace of mind but to soften the punishment on your ear-drums (and maybe your migraine).

[Fosax]

"You will need: A crying baby"

No shit?

[princemansoor111]

@Fosax LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! That was so stupid and hilarious!!!!!

[cyncynunix123]

A VAcuum is soothing??!?!

[Pe2805M]

@cyncynunix123 yes, babies like a monotonous noise :)

[babeesquid]

You will need: A baby

[zachsworlds]

"You will need a crying baby"

[wolfgirl2478]

ugh these christians are annoying me with there christian talk lol no offence

But still just message them instead of commenting and maybe try ignoring them instead of listening to them. god.....

[marcovl89]

so shake the baby or not ?? lady im focused?? i should stick withe books..

[Tsutaaja001]

alright fist i need a baby...... :D

[Tsutaaja001]

optional: A GUN, A plastic bag, a knife, and dymamite

[jrv55]

shes pretty

[Emsywemzy1]

never even shake a baby? 0: 32 she is shaking the baby to show them how not to handle a baby because it gives them brain damage!

[mattiasbrand]

Al this things a father or mother know...

[SweetSpiritsu282212]

VACUUM CLEANER NOISE IS SOOTHING? xD

[prettytamil]

that baby is way to cute!!

[MrsNotbob8199]

You could always use a pillow... ;)

[eatought]

I never wanted a crying baby, why would I get go one?

[AnnaAnonymousWasHere]

you will need: a crying baby

no freaking duh

[fishesofd00m]

lol "offer her a breast or bottle" sounds so dirty.

[chippers34]

that is just LAME!!!!

[liloboy911808]

Step 1: yell out saying SHUTTTT UPPPPP

[cheetawakeboarder]

kick it

[ali12666]

you will need a crying baby !!! really?

[StormSlayer7]

hi5s fish11001 from jail lol

[StormSlayer7]

Im a guy, should I still offer the baby my breast? im confused =/

[fish11001]

@StormSlayer7 lmao i think you can offer a baby something else;)

it's a win, win right?

[damartin1503]

my wife and i are trying our best. we have only been home for about 20 hours now and the baby won't let us put him down or he will cry. we still can't fully get the swaddle thing down. this is a very tough job. there was no sleeping last night. tensions are running high. my wife is very emotional. she is very scared. i think we are doing great but she still thinks the baby is not happy. hellllpppppppppp!

[paprichaat5]

@damartin1503 what sucks is that we women cant wait til the baby is here, but when its here nobody warns you how hard it is. message me privately and i can discuss it with you in further details. usually when the baby is crying baby is hungry even if its fed about 10 mins before. or a burp thats stuck can really be painful so they cry alot for that too. ask someone to help w the baby if you can as much as you can. its not easy. thats why alot of women get baby blues cuz its so overwhelming.

[tweengirl11]

the baby was sooooo cute

[manerky]

you will need: a crying baby .... lol :D

[Dorkyxchiq]

@manerky HAHA i was just thinking that...AND in case you dont have a crying baby...and pillow or small baby like object will work too!! Lmao!

[kialop]

@manerky lawl XD

[MADDiExLiZ]

Give him some bob marley to listen to, that will soothe him

[i8mud4you]

@MADDiExLiZ rwj?

[realdrummer110]

Well they at least got the mother to demonstrate. Your going to hate me for saying this but. It's her job. She's best at it..

[TICABELLA23]

is true. Is women job to do that.

[guitdude09]

Sometimes a crying baby needs something to focus on, to take their mind off of whatever is upsetting them, unless its physical discomfort, sometimes i've found that just whistling will work, but sometimes the bub is just determined to give it everything it has, the goal of course is to give you a migrane and keep you up all night, i babysit my brothers baby now and then, thats enough for me, i dont know how parents do it, but i bow down to you all haha.

[Savafan313]

@guitdude09 ..Your right Jack..I especially bow down to your mother..I can't even fathom what it must have been like to push out a baby with a head the size of a bowling ball!!! LOL!!!!!!

[guitdude09]

@Savafan313 yes well i'm not interested in some silly flaming war with you, but thanks for showing people the mentality behind your insults, you did the work for me, but i guess you don't care, you get hate mail every day so you're used to it, Last response from me, dont clog up this forum with dumb insults at me that are unrelated to this topic, people don't want to see it.

[Savafan313]

@guitdude09 ...Jack, LOL!!!!! You said the same thing an hour ago!!! LOL!!!!! You can't resist me Jack...I am in your thoughts 24-7 because you are mentally weak..

[Savafan313]

See Jack, you're doing it again...Is your diaper wet?

[guitdude09]

@Savafan313 whatever you say, you're the one that went to a "How To Calm a Crying Baby " forum and all you did was start running me down, people can judge for themselves who has the defective brain, i wont respond to a troller anymore , bye bye now.

[Savafan313]

Will this work on guitdude?? He cries all the time....

[guitdude09]

@Savafan313 so I cry all the time do i, what are you doing here complaining about me for then, people dont know who i am, so you're just crying to people about a stranger, and telling them that I cry all the time, thats called irony dumbass, but heres a few links to show people what the average youtuber thinks of you watch?v=tTjlYYsVFdA&feature=re­lated and watch?v=jBnK7fC4yj0 and watch?v=mB16uk9wLPA&feature=re­lated LOOK AT THE TOP COMMENTS.

[cycon666]

170 people liked this, half of them were probably pedos trying to see a baby with no shirt

[Guessmylevel]

She might be wet..

..

LOL

[camwoodstock]

Step 1: Scream "SHUT UP!!!" To make it worse! :D

[TheBobobot]

0:34 don't shake the baby

1:41shake the baby?

[mortdepeur13]

@TheBobobot i think its because the baby is calm :S