I have been having sex with a bearded man all weekend.... I only do bearded men and if they don't have one when I meet them... they soon do awaken to growing one. As the old adage goes: A kiss from a man with no beard is like an egg with no salt.
Oh that was freakin fantastic. Good on Dave for getting into the action... literally by the looks of it. My favourite clip already in 2012! Outstanding effort boys :)
Shaving is for pussies... if you know what i mean.
VesterDude 1 day ago 2
WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS AWESOME!
kitedh 3 days ago
This is the best thing ever since sliced bread!
ProRageQuitHD 3 days ago
I never knew Zack Galifianakis was in the beards?
TheRagoShow 4 days ago 2
@TheRagoShow lol i was thinking the same thing
NikoVlogsGud 3 days ago
I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to.
IAMPAPERCLIP1 5 days ago
"It's not gay if you both have beards" - The Beards.
MORTOhi 6 days ago 7
I need this as my ringtone.
nerfherder1986 6 days ago
awesome song, obviously inspired by 'smack my bitch up'
gjhoward 1 week ago
That song is fucking awesome xD
xambackwards 1 week ago
Well this is the new soundtrack for my life
PoultreeGeist 1 week ago
3:46 OH SNAP A PLOT TWIST!
QuestionmarkX3 1 week ago 2
Does the keytar getting bigger symbolize getting a boner?
bassfu 1 week ago 3
Gay sex with a bearded man! WOOT
lolpervs 1 week ago
I feel disturbed
BaileyInTheBlood 1 week ago 2
lmao. that was awesome.
jgarc199 1 week ago
Joe Biden sent me here
DaYungPaperChaselol 1 week ago
17 people realized they had sex with someone with a fake beard on..... Now they have the CLAP
FlingueurProduction 1 week ago
I found my new favourite band.
PandaTV0 1 week ago
Thank you Harley
MrMasterFloh 1 week ago 49
MY Heros
AscendantGaming 1 week ago
what up the prodigy!
BashIpsen 1 week ago
Ahah, epic parody of a prodigy's videoclip!
fauntpingu 1 week ago
I just can't stop listening to this amazing song. BEARDS!!!!!!!
Sumphikt 1 week ago
this vid is pretty much the same as smack my bitch up by the prodigy. but with an even bigger twist at the end. made me lol alot
stfanani 1 week ago
Is that Dave Callan at the end?
Swivelist 1 week ago
@Swivelist yep.
hugeackman 1 week ago
am i the only one whos started to let grow his beard?
brainboss14 1 week ago
video parody of the prodigy?
AidansVlog 1 week ago 9
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This didn't rip off The Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up video at all............ *sarcasm*
hobofuture 1 week ago
WHAT A TWIST!
tuesdaysbaconbag 1 week ago
Press 7 repeatedly for Keytar awesomeness
nokenwari 1 week ago
Thith ith the coolest thing I've ever theen...eh huh huh eh huh huh
kswannie 2 weeks ago
just realised the venue they're playing is Jive.
todderizer2000 2 weeks ago
Play Sonisphere UK please
SnorkyO 2 weeks ago
I have the beardest boner right now.
TheMattinator 2 weeks ago 25
9 Beardless losers
Hellsaint1 2 weeks ago
Bearded man reporting in, hit me up ladies.
ChrisPwns 3 weeks ago 2
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ChrisPwns 3 weeks ago
what
ApplPi3 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Passion pop FTW!!!
MarshallOfMetal 3 weeks ago 2
this reminds me of a reverse "Smack my bitch up" by Prodigy..
wilcotreesloth 3 weeks ago 4
@wilcotreesloth Definitely an intentional parody.
ellwoolf 2 weeks ago
so much booze in the begining o.O
Chickan50 3 weeks ago
I was laughing so hard!
You got a growing number of german fans, guys xD
5thEgg 3 weeks ago
@5thEgg Indeed! A german tour just HAS to happen!
PreachX 2 weeks ago 3
DAVE!
TheMattozzie 3 weeks ago
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GO BEARDS!!!!
benderrodrigrez 3 weeks ago
GO BEARDS!!!!!!
benderrodrigrez 3 weeks ago
not sure if srs.
rustynuggets 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
He took off in the middle of his own concert to get laid. This guys got his priorities in order.
MrUnsteddy 3 weeks ago 2
what... what just happened? I am so confused... my pants are much too tight to think now...
drj9487 3 weeks ago
I've had sex with a bearded man... and I'm never going back to non-bearded men
KawaiiPeachFungStuff 3 weeks ago
Smack my beard up
SirRowsty 3 weeks ago
haha he pants slowly disappear along with his "key-tar" get bigger and bigger. nice touch
swoboda1 3 weeks ago
When can I download this clip on iTunes!!!
TaniaLouise79 3 weeks ago
HA! Loving the song, loving the band, loving the Smack My Bitch Up parody in the video - All excellent :D
cliftonkid 3 weeks ago
my beard wants to have sex with a bearded man
nixatnite 4 weeks ago
what a twist!
Tuthur 4 weeks ago
Great song and great video clip. Loved it:)
dinisnunes1970 1 month ago
i want a beard now..
BlainePistolle 1 month ago
@BlainePistolle GROW ONE!
crazed1mp 1 month ago
@crazed1mp ...... the idea is a possibility, never entertained it..
BlainePistolle 1 month ago
Holy crap, my beard is bristling with excitement having just watched that
pjtonline 1 month ago
Hahaha as a bearded man I approve of this message...
almightynassar 1 month ago 4
3:30 is when I suspected something fishy is going on here.
Nellufy 1 month ago
5 people have 2 beardless mums
JonScrivin 1 month ago 4
Did these guys perform the Campbells Fully Loaded can ad? Sound the same.
soadguitarboy 1 month ago
i used to have an 18 inch long beard. ...this is making me consider bringing it back
the16th6toothson 1 month ago
He must channel all his body hair into that glorious beard!
Catacosmica 1 month ago
HAAHAH
ut2k4wikichici 1 month ago
are they playing at Jive in this video?
Lettee 1 month ago
@Lettee I thiugbht it was the Crown and Sceptre in Adelaide. the white pointy lights above the stage give it away
nixatnite 4 weeks ago
its so jive! the purple and red out the front gives it awayy! maybe.
Lettee 4 weeks ago
I want this song at my funeral....
ash123is123awsum123 1 month ago
Epic
BoostedBF 1 month ago
I.... um... what...
My pants are missing.
Gorfob 1 month ago 89
I love that beardy man goes for a kebab and a vom before the terrifying sex sequence! Genius!
amberfug 1 month ago
5 people don't have beards
214timmy 1 month ago 4
I have a beard and I approve this message.
makemydayofficial 1 month ago 2
The best part about this video is imagining Dave Callan swigging Passion Pop whilst driving the streets of Melbourne!
squiddyfilm 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
WIN!
1:11 wasn't even part of the video. It was just some clean-chin that got in The Beards' way!
BottleRocketDJs 1 month ago
Great vid...also congrats on making hottest 100!!
ViCMerco 1 month ago
My Beard rocks out!
00ironYman00 1 month ago
hahaha. Go Callan! great job guys.
juliefaye78 1 month ago
Oh shit, i have that stereo!
AwesomeAidey 1 month ago
Thumbs up for Passion Pop!
noodpan 1 month ago
This would've been the weirdest video to film.
LocIan373 1 month ago 58
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carlman99 4 weeks ago
@LocIan373 type in The big bad wolf by duck sauce
treeable1 3 weeks ago
@LocIan373 You didn't spell 'best' correctly, mate.
Icanhackyou345 2 weeks ago
@LocIan373 eh helmet cam mystery solved
TheAlyward 1 week ago
hahah ryan callan
42kang 1 month ago
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so excited for you guys! (and massively excited about my tiny, tiny appearance! yay)
traceface77 1 month ago
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traceface77 1 month ago
definitely one of the best and wisest songs Ive ever heard.
whiterabbit360 1 month ago
I dont know but him singing in the care gets me each time
Bourkes15 1 month ago 2
go the passion pop.
ashiex94 1 month ago
Oh god I was almost to scared to watch on at 3:17
fucking funny song and vid :P
ChannelBravo 1 month ago
it really is the little things that count, that bottle of Passion Pop pushed this video to legendary status
Peaceriver47 1 month ago 4
Nice work.
DJignyte 1 month ago
WAS THAT PASSION POP
LEGEND
Bourkes15 1 month ago 2
The keytar solo made me spontaneously orgasm and I do know why.
jazzman425 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheBeardsAustralia 3
4 people dont like sex with bearded men.
MegaLordKingOfMetal 1 month ago
(and the beards of course!!!)
CrustySpam87 1 month ago
Love the keytars!!
CrustySpam87 1 month ago
PASSION POP.
heathenappeal 1 month ago
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I know you guys are Aussies, but I would love to see you guys come to the US.
WhoFan2020 1 month ago
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I know you guys are Aussies, but I would love to see you guys come to America.
WhoFan2020 1 month ago
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Loved it. I know you guys are Aussies, but I would love to see you guys come to America.
WhoFan2020 1 month ago
Loved it. I know you guys are Aussies, but I would love to see you guys come to America.
WhoFan2020 1 month ago
hahaha, good one guys - I'm in as long as you don't have a carpet back....LOL
CONGRATS on the Triple J Unearthed....yeah!
HelenRomeo 1 month ago
smack my beard up
barbs19788 1 month ago 4
Another triumph!
ubergine 1 month ago
Well.. im fine being the one bearded man in bed :P
Hadmin 1 month ago
How can I get one of those posters?
woodus55 1 month ago
bearing beards and all
MrChickenlasagne 1 month ago
I'm loving the throwback to the Smack My Bitch Up video from the Prodigy. That ending made me think ... all sorts of things.
BarelyMyself 1 month ago 4
@BarelyMyself Ha, I thought of Smack My Bitch Up straight away!
Kapper2310 1 month ago 2
@BarelyMyself like having sex with a bearded man?
ThatOneSentinel 1 month ago
@ThatOneSentinel I am the bearded man! :-)
BarelyMyself 1 month ago
loving the 3 different keytars!
pvtpunch 1 month ago
So... What's Martin Gore doing at 1:10 to deserve that kind of treatment?
LRAJ88 1 month ago
You catch his jap's eye!
gazmetal 1 month ago
FULL KUDOS TO DAVE CALLAN!!
Xynai 1 month ago
at 35 seconds is me repping my sexiness.
Kantankerous666 1 month ago
@Kantankerous666 There was only one guy at 35 seconds watching the camera, He had a head like a smashed crab though!
bigdaddytizzle1 1 month ago
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Kantankerous666 1 month ago
"he'll leave you with pash rash between your thighs"
PabloMepalusa 1 month ago
Veni.
drtazzle 1 month ago
love the passion pop bottle too.
Burninator44 1 month ago
@Chrisler18 everyone who comes to this video leaves.
Derekmf23 1 month ago
MASTURBATING TO THIS FOREVER.
durkinator27 1 month ago 4
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this is pussy shit. come back when your beards and music are as cool as ZZ Top
Derekmf23 1 month ago
@Derekmf23 You're the one who came to this video, so maybe you should be the one to leave.
Chrisler18 1 month ago
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breezenz 1 month ago
That was strange sex.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 1 month ago
absolutely crying with laughter, esp when rest of the band appeared in the sex scene
candlemoth 1 month ago 5
My beard has a boner
EngliscHerewulf 1 month ago 5
Amusing video, a homage to 'Smack My Bitch Up' by The Prodigy?
simond10 1 month ago 23
Me and my beard approve!
Pickendi 1 month ago 3
Head on over to Buzzfeed and get this video trending worldwide. Search for "bearded man"
ThePelz 1 month ago
2 men don't have beards
unicron000 1 month ago 5
@unicron000 Actually, they wouldn't be men now would they?
dmtdude 1 month ago
I was imagining dave callan the whole time... epic clip beards
keenly 1 month ago 3
no words to describe how Awesome this filmclip is.... No beard, no sex!
upsilonarts 1 month ago
love the wide angle lense
QuietPopAustralia 1 month ago
oh man, it is so weird watching a film clip set in Adelaide
HailHydra27 1 month ago
lol this reminds me of all the bar men at the courthouse hotel in Newtown sydney.. they all have a beard like Ned Kelly
lilkim112 1 month ago
I'm sure i was wearing pants at the start of this video.
Jaskan0 1 month ago 79
possibly the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. <3 the Beards.
Burninator44 1 month ago
Dave Callan! Best Clip Ever!
madskillzsparrow 1 month ago
Nathaniel popped up at just the right moment lol.
TheMetalMoogle 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
HOLY S*%$ I THINK THE PRODIGY IS GOING TO SUE SOMEBODY !!!!
RockinRickard83 1 month ago
Is that Dave Callan?
Penitration 1 month ago
hahhahaha omg I have never laughed so much in my life!
this group is so into beards it's gay
nixatnite 1 month ago
@nixatnite Have you heard their song Beard Love?
TheMetalMoogle 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TheMetalMoogle yes even more gay but who cares! funny stuff lol
nixatnite 1 month ago
My girlfriend has sex with a bearded man all the time... I'm ok with it because he has a beard
kynanelliott 1 month ago
Ladies please. Contain your BEARDgasams !!
bigredraddish 1 month ago
My name is M. Night Shyamalan and I approve of this twist.
ThatThingByTheShed 1 month ago 6
My dream is also to have sex with a bearded man, while three other bearded men watch and sing.
JAMGAME1 1 month ago 4
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I have been having sex with a bearded man all weekend.... I only do bearded men and if they don't have one when I meet them... they soon do awaken to growing one. As the old adage goes: A kiss from a man with no beard is like an egg with no salt.
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luludevreeze 1 month ago
I have the beardiest boner right now.
Scottyjoe9 1 month ago 61
Holy shit that was THE SEXIEST thing Ive ever seen!!
azrai96 1 month ago
1:44 there is a chick in the crowd with an awesome fucken beard !!! who ever she is one day she will have my bearded children.......
Guruver 1 month ago 2
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
DaftOtaku1 1 month ago
i came
lizardman177 1 month ago
Im so happy i could cry
Zombifiedabortion 1 month ago
Sex with me. That's the key.
NakedWombatStuff 1 month ago
Oh that was freakin fantastic. Good on Dave for getting into the action... literally by the looks of it. My favourite clip already in 2012! Outstanding effort boys :)
mammashazam 1 month ago
Love it guys!!!
nigelbunganar 1 month ago
I'd rather do it with a bearded women haha!
drquartz1970 1 month ago
Bringing back nightmares of Passsion Pop hang overs.
Aidz82 1 month ago 2