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  • This movie is awesome but the trailer sux!

  • Haha, actually a pretty funny movie!

  • this bitch nervous me.fucking bitch this film sux

  • This movie is more of a comedy hahah

  • yeah, this is the shit i need :D

  • My god, how girl's voice can be that scary O.O

  • I am

  • Anyone else searching almost a hour for a good movie to watch ?

  • i love this movie!

  • We're all gonna die!

    Way to be positive.

  • I love the fact this film is not meant to be serious all i have to say its a good time watching the film I recommend it to people who want to see blood guts and gore props to adam green great director. :D

  • dude this movie had some hardcore killings, but they where sick!

  • The acting and staging was absolutely terrible. It was almost comedic.

  • "The next icon of horror" - HAHAHAHA. This was a hilarious comedy, however!!

  • Shiitttss , my name is Victor:|

  • Kids in horror movies always creep me the fuck out espicially when they start singing.

  • This movie was so funny

  • This movie was so stupid but i almost pissed myself like twenty times with my friend the things that happen in this movie were hilarious o and there were only three scary parts

  • wow. a little girl reading intros yeahyeah how horrofying

  • Mum got me this for xmas cause it was in a boxset with hostel 1 and 2... this shit should have nothing to do with hostel 1 and 2.

  • "Stay out of the swamp" You dont gotta tell me twice!

  • doesn't look very real ...

  • @sophiawebberxxluv Yeah because using Hollywood effects for ripping a woman's skull apart just isn't real enough. Maybe we should just do it for real next time. hurr durr

  • @roxas1321 alright enough of the sarcasm i just thought it was a video that didn't particularly appeal to me so no need to get patronizing jeez.

  • freddy and jason kick Azz but victor would kill them

  • LLLMFFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Why this film have so many awards? And a next icon on horror? This is just a rip-off of Friday the 13th.

  • @sleepingm0nster I know and jason can't ev er die but crowley can die again so jason just pretty much beat rcrowle's a** down.

  • victor is a zombie... eh i guess...

  • Victor is on steroids lol

  • big ass motherfucker

  • I used to be a hatchet just like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Too retarded

  • worst horror movie I've ever seen. Just disgusting and bloody. crap if you ask me.

  • @NattiEverything I like it cause its just disgusting and bloody (:

  • please recoment me a very good horror movie....

  • is this film good? having a horror day with mates and wondering wheather this could be an option?

  • Fucking scary

  • When is THE ICE GORILLA book coming out? Long live hatchet, the real one.

  • Never heard of it.

  • i came to look for some thing from the book!!! not some horror trailer movie!!!

  • Why do I watch this shit before bed......?

  • Great movie, made MUCH better by Hatchet 2 (Hatchet 1 doesnt end, Hatchet 2 completes it). I imagine the people that didnt like this didnt like the way the first wrapped up or simply wasnt around for the horror movies of the 80s this paid tribute too.

    If you DO love those slasher flicks of the 80s though, Id also recommend Behind The Mask. Its a brilliant blend of slasher/comedy and is a must watch at least once.

  • OMG!!! IS REALLY,REALLY,REALLY...BAD I HATE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

  • aww but i like the swamp

  • Kane Hodder brought me here.

  • This reminds me a bit of Friday 13..

  • This movie is so bad omg xD

  • Victor must workout 1:14 0_o

  • Kane Hodder Lives!

  • just got this on DVD cant wait to watch it is it really fantastic?

  • Hatchet

    Laid to Rest

    Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

    The Hills Run Red

    The Strangers

    Cut

    Valentine

    House of Wax (2005)

    See! There are still some pretty decent modern slasher flicks out there these days!

  • @11poketrainer house of wax LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • @11poketrainer I couldn't beileve that Paris Hilton was in House of Wax!!! But I luv the Strangers and the Hills Run Red

  • This was the goriest comedy I've ever seen.

  • seriously why do people like this movie, I've seen a lot of like ''top10 horror movies'' lists and this film is on many of those lists!! I mean the trailer looks awesome, when I first saw it couldn't wait to see the movie and then.. I saw it -.- and it's one of the WORST horror film ever (not even horror), it looks so fu**ing bad, it's not exciting and it's just a shitty movie..

    if you like this movie then can you please tell me why.. WHY??

  • theme song for this shoulda been "Mr Crowley" by Ozzy

  • god dammit i thought this was about the book

  • @Agmw210 ya same i bought the movie without noticing and boy was i dissapointed.

  • @TheMrmattpizza78 hahahaha i almost did the same thing but then i watched this trailer =P

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  • La ando mirando y no tiene pinche madre :L.

  • I am SO going to tell Victor's story at my halloween party!

  • this movie was hilarious

  • it just a other movie just like friday the 13th and nightmare on elm st

  • @TheBox293 Well it's a tribute to those movies and stars the stars of those movies, so...

  • any relation to Aleister Crowley? the satanist? hehehe im high

  • those are some scary overalls

  • Adam Green's films always have the best extra features. You can tell he learned a lot that way before he made his break-through film.

    His films helped inspire the new thriller "Web-Cam" you can see the trailers on this channel: webcamthemovie1

    Gessica, who works as a cam-girl is pushed to the limit when held hostage by an unknown gunman.

  • this isn't the book -___- disappointment

  • i thought the book?

  • I love bad horror movies! Tongue in cheek, it's mental when people go on a rant about it, it's not trying to be anything else! So if you don't like it, don't watch! simple as really!

  • Of course it has to be a little girl reading the intro, it freaks me out every time i hear a small girls voice reading something in a horror movie

  • @MW23aglez Same here! haha.

  • @MW23aglez

    ME TOO!

  • @oforijoycelyn i know right? fucking creepy as hell >:D

  • @MW23aglez

    tell me bout it!

  • Press 7 repeatedly..

  • NightmareRH brought me here =)

  • @MrKyoii SAMEEEE the video from today lawl

  • Wat a piece of crap movie

  • @knight905306 I couldn't agree more. I thought it was just me. This is one awful piece of crap movie. I can't imagine why anyone would think this is a good movie. Clearly they've never seen a good movie. Poor writing, poor acting, gore for no reason.... stupid humor that wasn't any funny... just awful. They need to stop with the comedy/horror crap.

  • @kpdc26i think youre taking this movie too serious. acting was good ,some parts were funny. of course there is gonna be gore. if you watched this and expected a meryl streep movie well you are mistaken. i saw this movie for the gore and to be entertained. better than most movies that are out right now.

  • @BEARARMZ Nope, I'm not taking it too seriously. We simply have a difference of opinion. This movie was the worst. If it was billed as a comedy/horror and not a based on the classic horror movies of the 80's, I would have never purchased it. Like I said, bad writing, acting, everything. I don't mind gore but this movie was all around stupid. If you're entertained by that, then so be it. And no, I didn't expect Meryl Streep, I don't like her either, lol

  • what did i just watch...

  • I laughed my ass off.

  • this was the most disgusting ,bloody , sick , gory ,movie ive ever seen. and i loved it!!

  • you wanna go home? fuck that i'm ready to kick some ass!

  • That Tale gives me chills!

  • What the fuck did i just watch xD

  • theres a book called hatchet and its about a boy a plane crahs and surviving but its not horror

  • @mileyfandeb Yeah I know my school made us read it then they went onto you-tube to show us the movie and it came up with this they clicked not knowing what it was and they ended up letting us watch it anyway. That was the best class I ever had.

  • thumbs up if your watching this coz of nightmareRH

  • @EminemEdany fml i watched Hatchet || first -.-

  • ? I thought this was the book. Now im kinda upset cause i wanted there to be a movie about the book.

  • who makes a movie about friggin pig?!?!?!?!?

  • @MatheusLover06 babe?

  • @MatheusLover06 babe?

  • @BEARARMZ what?

  • @MatheusLover06 babe the movie about the pig

  • This girl talking is scarier than the actual movie.

  • I wish they actualy made a hatchet from the book Hatchet

  • Domestic Total Gross: $175,281

  • you know videogames are now scarier than this

  • still prefer the old and awesome friday the 13th.

  • He's that big that old and that creepy..... And he still crys out for his daddy

    Awwww poor wittle Vicky is tired from mudelating innocents and now he wants a glass of warm milk and a bed time story

  • this movie was funny. yes funny lol

  • I loved the two bimbos in this soooo funny

  • Oh.....I thought hatchet as in the amazing book....disappointed.

  • very gory..nuff said

  • also Jason ripoff. but i might still see it.

  • the little narrator is Strawberry Shortcake. so cute.

  • best horror movie i have seen in over 10 years the end was freaking beast i love how the movie doesn't try to take itself serious and that just adds to the class if you're a horror fan give this movie a watch

  • Friday the 13th and Wrong turn?

  • Worst Movie Ever

  • Love slasher movies like this!

  • great movie, MUCH better than Hatchet 2..

  • i saw both hatchet 1 &2

  • this is lame, i can already tell

  • This movie was LOL, but.. *SPOILER* didn't apprieciate that they killed Kenny. v-v

  • This movie was hillarious

  • It looks exaclty like 'Wrong turn'

  • so SCARyy.!!!!!!!!

  • Looks similar to "Friday the 13th", haven't seen this movie since yet. Hope it's good, I know there is a sequel too.

  • @germansuse It's even more similar to Friday than you think; Kane Hodder, who is billed here as playing Victor Crowley (and in fact plays his father in the movie as well), is best known for playing Jason Voorhees in no less than *four* of the Friday the 13th films. (And P.S.-- it isn't good, it's *great*.)

  • Awwww poor guy needs a hug, and probably to get laid :-(

  • Damn it! I thought this was the movie version of the book, and I got really excited. :'(

  • @catalystick lol, that's how i found this!

  • @catalystick Yeah I was like ALRIGHT! I Want to see the actor playing Brian! THis is going to be.... oh.... well... shitballs

  • @catalystick me too

  • @catalystick haha, same here... I loved that book in 6th grade. One of the only ones in school I really enjoyed.

  • @catalystick IKR I LOVED THE BOOK

  • @catalystick  me 2

  • @catalystick yea

  • @catalystick what, hatchet by Gary paulsen? i liked that book.

  • @catalystick You mean the one about the guy who gets stranded from that airplane crash.

  • @catalystick me 2, i luved the book, i luv it so much! i got SO happy & excited!!!!

  • ummmmmm nothing looks nothing like the book my 6th grade english teacher read me

  • LOL he looks like Sloth from the Goonies!

  • When i was 4, i watched this with my family at about 10 O'clock p.m. Now, looking back, it would be a bad idea to watch this movie and go to bed right after, unless you want your bed to smell like puke and pee. ugh...

  • Is it just like the book?

  • @shockbudd No! What do you think?

  • @G4homeonline well in the book, there was a plain crash and they had too survive around the lake and i remember their was a plain in the lake and in this trailer its some stupid horror movie...

  • @shockbudd haha thats just called Hatchet. Thats a really good book and theres a movie too. i dont know if its on youtube though.

  • *POSSIBLE SPOILER* the ending of this movie really fucking disturbed me

  • did i see Robert Engulnd at 0:50

  • yeah someone sent this to me years ago :/

  • @harliette k

  • "we're all gonna die" thanks for the spoiler...

  • There's nothing more creepy than a little girl talking in horror movies...except a little girl in a white nightgown with long straight dark hair standing infront of you about to kill you

  • In 3 quarters of these horror movies the bad guy isnt the bad he is just pissed victor crowley he didnt do anything wrong, Jason was killed by some one else, mary shaw was murdered with out actuall evidence, leather face it isnt his fault he kills his family disturbed his intelligence, yes some are just created evil chucky, freddy, the people from hostel

  • scariest movie i've seen, cause i saw it when i was 8 years old, the face...urgurruururugrggurguuu.­..good movie...but the monster's face is wat's scary...

  • @2bizzydrawing Thats not bad...I was watching Survivorman episodes and got dragged here.... wth

  • wow i was looking for the book hatchet trailer.

    ahhahaha. fail.

  • "September 7" OMFG THATS MY BIRTHDAY...

  • i lol @ how Victor kills everyone in a different way...he tries to be creative..muhahhaha...i think the best death scene though in both Hatchet 1 and 2 is that fat bitch...that scene looks so complete... ;)

  • 0:36 - 0:40 what is she saying?!

    

  • @pichugirl110 ''... he didn't know Victor is pressed against the other side...''

  • First i thought Victor was a pig, then a gorilla, then a deformed man, and finally i was just like.. maybe everything combined -_______-

  • jason kicks his ass

  • Lol the plot is the same as Friday the 13th, a deformed kid hated and died and rise from the dead killed people blah

  • @Necr0Cys2topsY Yeah, but Jason's mom would kill for him, whereas Victor's dad 'killed' him.

  • @Necr0Cys2topsY haha and who do you think play's victor crowley? the hocky-masked killer himself.

  • @Necr0Cys2topsY well victor is played by Jason so it doesn't surprise me lol 

  • @Necr0Cys2topsY That's probably why the killer and Jason are played by the same guy.

  • @Necr0Cys2topsY yeah but Kane Hodder is the killer in this n he was jason so it is kewl

  • 1:18-1:19 lol

  • If I lived in a swamp I'd be fucked up too........dude probably has no girlfriend, has to walk one hour to get to a grocery store, and unless he grows his own, the weed is probably shit

  • @mfentruck LMAO.

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  • trailer is more scary than the movie... more interesting too.

  • This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen... end of story... Seriously, I laughed my arse off through the whole thing.