Douchebag Jar - New Girl ★DSVL★ David Spates

[iceduckz]

There's a website and an application called Douchebag Jar.

If you have roommates, you should check it out.

[15heartz]

keep been nice will pay off in heaven.

[rodriguez4548]

Fuck that bitch

[aceofspades19891]

nope



[blackiechan252]

i think u should explain urself to thye dumb bench cuz she probably doesn't know any better. she sounds like a dumb motherfudger

[unfittedcornet]

what you should do when you see her is wait until she gets to the gate and get behind her and see if she will open the gate for you if she doesn't.slap a biatch....i mean just look at her the way she looks at you

[thelyonsden1001]

I would have held the door open for her and then said "your welcome" really loud

[DorkBoyzdreamfly]

No u not you just nice but if she going to do that dont open the doors if she dont no respect than u dont need to do it i no i am a really nice guy got it from my mom blood

[Gengstaboy978]

she had that ship comin sorry

[beeftodeath]

you are right man .. you are right

[gilligan106]

@ dyeary69 bright spot or not a simple thanks goes a long ways. I feel insulted whenever I do something nice for someone and then their rude by not acknowledging my act of courtesy!

[gilligan106]

Hell no its not. If she can't extend you the common courtesy of a thanks. Well then that bench can open her own door!!!!!!!

[belfast479]

you're right ..it's easier for her to say thanx than for you to hold open the door ..douchebag

[MrJeffShine]

Definitely not a douchebag move.

[dyeary69]

You say you hold the doors open because that's how you were raised. I was too. Would you have done the same thing if you're mom or dad that raised you that way was there? Not all of us were raised right. Who knows, maybe you were the one bright spot in that lady's morning that she came to count on somebody else do something nice for her.

[bellivan07]

you had to teach her a lesson, so no that was no douchebaggey...

[candy2645]

love you dave, you are sooo funnnyy !!

[clearcoast]

No it wasn't a douchebag move Dave. You're right. I've also held doors open for people and not gotten a thank you or even been acknowledged. You should not feel bad. People have done worse. Love the vids Dave!

[navyderick]

You should let her kid in and shut the door on her. Sends a funny message...

[Walkonby19]

I would just keep holding the gate either way. You didn't do anything wrong, I just think that I would keep holding the gate anyways, I mean worse things could happen than dirty looks from dbag mothers.

[Jamaicangurl81]

nope, not at all.. i woulda done the same ship. If she wasn't such a damp bench, things woulda went differently

[mamanwifey]

nope she should have been more appreciative than she was when you were holding the gate open for her.

[theAfamous]

funny as shit

were can you get the shirt email me

Sammyanis@hotmail.com

if ur going to spam me ill go through your computer and kill your in your sleep

[Ashleylovesyou191]

Nawww you good. It was good you did that so her bitchass will know to say thank you.!

[Erock34jkl]

It was sorta a db move on both ur parts if u ask me

[coolnick4472]

hell no

[LovelyLilMissLady]

You should do it again

[crazycasey1ify]

nope you was god she was bench

[Thundergiant13]

Good move Dave

[CyberSpaceman81]

Totally on point again David. She has some nerve to act annoyed for you not opening the door for her then when she has shown no appreciation for you doing so before. It isn't your job to do so for her. As Rocky Balboa line said "you do because you choose to do". LOL So she has no legitimate right to act upset. There is nothing harsh about what you did, you just checked her with reality and she didn't like it. You act in the clear sight way of old school "well raised" manners and intellect.

[redhood444]

no she acted like you didn't need you to do it until you stopped

[ItsTerryTime]

That's something I HATE. It's just BASIC manners, right? I remember once going through doors in college with this woman behind me, and she was even taking her time. I went through five doors holding them for ages, not a word for each one.

The sixth, I let that slam in her face. All of a sudden she lets out this offended "THANKYOU!"

I guess she did know the word, after all.

[ShadowTh3Reaper]

oh and u all lost the game

[ShadowTh3Reaper]

i would have turned around and said 'umm excuse me but when was it written like a boss

[ShadowTh3Reaper]

i would have turned around and said 'umm excuse me but when was it written into law that i have to hold the door for ur ass, im sorry'

[Gris15Reaper]

Dave you good its her fault

[deandremayfield5]

LOL.....but for real though, David you shouldn't have done that, but she's wrong on her part as well. If you haven't done this, do it the next time you see her: Hold the gate for her and wait for her to respond. If she doesn't say thank you or become nice to you, ask her what's wrong, and ask her if there's anything that you did wrong. If you do that, she'll becaome an adult and tell you what the problem is and apologize to you.

[degree60]

well 2 wongs dont make a rite

[justloco]

I would've step to the side and made her hold it open for me, but then again, I'm a duche bag.

[elewie916]

fuuuuuuuuuuck no it wasn't a douche bag move. I do that ship every day and people don't appreciate it. So now when someone else is near me I just walk really fast and open the door for myself. I give that little cushion so it doesn't seem like I don't want to hold it for them (even though I don't hahaha)

[Darrylnaarden]

Fudge that spanish chick i would do exactly the same. Motherfudger douchebags

[lucky88shp]

Hell no!! Dave, Hell no, its not a douchebag move, thats exactly what i wud do!!

[MrBignik13]

Hell No you're not in the wrong. If she doesn't act polite and say thank you, like a lady would, then the bench don't deserve to be treated like a lady. And if the the bench is reading this......Kick rocks Beeee-ennnch!!!!

[izziebella7]

Uh y is he holding a pair of sun glasses...? O.o

[bpmurphy138]

You're not in the wrong. Bench needs to learn some manners. I would held the gate, waited for her to not say "thanks", then i'da been all " ahem...you're welcome, skank. " but that's just me.

[animalman345]

Naaaa

i do it too but

wenever i dnt ppl have problems with it im like

"What"

so i thnk u did ur thang

[robokilla586]

Nope it wasn't, I hold doors open for people and I usually always get thank yous and I say thank you when someone holds the door open for me.

[BabyDulow120]

nope

[LEETOQUILES]

noooope shoulda shown her mother fudgin appreciatin D:< if thats how u spell it

[uzamakisando]

Hell no it was all that bench

[GhostNappa10]

no. she seemes like an ego-infested bench

[legalizeit2day]

oh heck no it wasnt douchebaggiesh!!!!!!!dat bench deservd wut she got!!!!

[flatLineStudios]

I think you have met the product of an entitlement society, or she needs a boot in her 'mutha fudgin' anus with a sprinkling of 'glitch slap'...

(subscriber and long time viewer, thanks for the morning cheer ups, and gut bustin laughs)

[romarcus0609]

that damn bench.....

[m1r4m4x]

seems more like swift justice.

[clue942]

Your only a douche if she doesn't speak english. Even then she can at least say "dank u" like most people with broken english do...

[1insertusername1]

she's an ungrateful bench- not your fault at ALL :)

[chrisn1234567890]

Dave aint no fudging doorman

[wesellflagpoles]

what a motherfudgin bench.

[damien30294]

IVE GOTTEN CUSSED OUT BY SOME UNGRATEFUL BENCHES IN MY DAY FOR HOLDIN THE DOOR OPEN WITH COMMENTS LIKE " NINJA I DIDNT ASK YOU TO HOLD THE MUTHAFUDGIN DOOR" SO I WOULD MAKE IT IT A POINT TO STICK AROUND UNTIL SHE LEFT AND LEAVE RIGHT BEFORE HER AND SLAM THE DOOR SHUT ON HER ASK AND SAY YOU KNOW YOURE RIGHT YOU DIDNT ASK ME TO HOLD THE MUTHAFUDGIN DOOR BENCH HOWS YA NOSE

[trenton366]

Nah david ur not a douchebag because it wasnt right for her to just look at u in a

nasty way, I mean come on ur being respectful by opening the gate. David ur not the only one that goes through this, i open the door for girls and they dont even say "thanks"....some of them do-u-.

[bernirn]

Why Dont you Do us a little favor and throw yourself into the douchbag jar? Thanks!

[TheChris1122]

man hell no dave she got what she deserve

[CeiliAllorien]

She's got a real entitlement issue and I feel sorry for your poor son having to grow up with her daughter, who YOU KNOW is going to turn out to be a douche like her mother. Who else is that girl going to look up to?

[TheKamakafari]

man dat bench aint got shit on ship on u man u know wat fudge her

[7SaintsRow]

Man fudge that bench...let the fence hit her where the good lord split her

[YoungBossMajor]

Douchebag

[livvlivingintokyo]

You could say to her - "I hold the door everyday for you and you never say thank you, so I figured you didn't care whether I held it open for you or not. Sorry about that. Have a great day!" and just walk away. Douchebags feel even more douchebaggish when you're super nice to them.

[prophetreggie]

nah you right she is a bench!

[shadowDXS]

If she can not take the time to show the common courtesy to say 'thank you', why should you be expected to perform an act of kindness to her. The only reason i would continue to do such, is due to the fact she has a child with her.

[rogue0emo]

i always say thank you cause i know they dont have to do it their just being nice.i would have shut the door in her bitch face too...and maybe turned around and smiled and evil smile

[HICKS5TYLER]

no it wasn't do it again on her

[5fingerjohn]

hell naww it wasnt shipppppp i would do the same good damp thing

[perryinjax]

It kinda was.. Only because you had created a precident by holding it open in the past.. and maybe she does not thank you because she is afraid of you, or maybe she is the type of chick that is tired of douchebags hitting on her everytime she tries to be nice to them and speak, or maybe she has some crazy vietnam flashback havin' jealousspying boyfriend that would freak out if she spoke to another dude, no matter how innocent, and she is only trying to protect you from his crazy drunken rage :-)

[gusto1978]

u did right,... don't open doors for inappreciative people.

[0baka01]

Haha that funny as ship yes you were doing the right thing man I mean like I open the door everyday for you and I never got a thank u know I'm going to have to slam the door in your face right

[knifecalledlust1337]

The bench had the ship coming to her....nuff said....

[ChaYsuh]

not at all homie. if she Neva say thank u I'd do it too! dat bench!

[Dirtysouth171]

No she had it coming

[bigjr1991]

hey Dave, I Would like to know what kind of camera you use. I'm thinking about going big with my little brother @zaniel80

[sk8er3500]

yes

[masterofcola]

dave i had to pause the video to post this BENCH!!!! hahaha that is great new curse word haha

o and by the way dave whenever someone doesn't say thankyou when i hold the door i say your welcome and then if they here they feel like real asswholes hopefully they will thankyou next time :D

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

@laughandpeealittle dave she must either be deaf or worse she must be a racist mutha fudging bench

[713alexrr]

I feel you, David. Ship happens to me. Yes I'm hispanic but my mom also thought me well. It just the fact that some people don't have manner. So fudge that bench. I hate it when people don't say "thank you". Like come on! It's just two WORD!!! Mutha Fudge!!! Ha! Well I'm gone and respect.

[CTFAL14]

Hell No she should have apprecaited you holding it open for her, FUDGE there is only so much SHIP us guys can handle from women lol

[RyderIsTheBest1]

NO IT WAS NOT YOU DONE THE RIGHT THING TO THAT BENCH

[Magny80]

Btw, not being racist here because even I am mexican as well, but all mexican women that are in their 30's and older are rude as ship like they are queens of the block/world.

[Magny80]

NaH bro, what u did was right. If she wasn't being polite and respectful, then you shouldn't have to be to her. She says somethin bout it, tell her off. Hell I had the same situation, I told her off and why I did what I did. She then turns and tell me that she was sorry and that I was right. Ever since, she held the door/gate for me when she was there before me, and I did the respectful thing and thanked her for it and she appreciated it.

[iusedtolovehim]

whats up with the sunglasses?

[onefstdraw]

David drop a fake cockroach on the ground Have Donovin stomp her pinkey toe like hes just killen the bug.

[JWgameplays]

That was one nasty bench, david

[netraven5000]

No, there's nothing douchey about what you did.

[virginiagirl779]

I think you are right. Sometimes in order to get a douche bags attention...you have to speak their language or do douche bag activities to get your point across . Well played

[Intlinsanity]

You did right, David

[xBrandoNFresHx]

IIT WAS THE SMARTEST MOVE ANY ONE MADE IN AMERICA!!

[terasha99]

NAH DAV THAT BENCH DESERVED IT

[5231989]

let me think about tha.... NOOO!!!!! quick question , why were u holding shades?

[AdorzAaliyahSince94]

I'm on your side, you're not Ralph the Doorman...As they say...you don't miss your water, until the well runs dry...she deserved to be a little thirsty that day... maybe she'll start appreciating that gesture.

[NerdStarrPower]

I like those glasses you're not holding

[jeffthecoder]

sad thing is that the lady prolly didnt understand that u let the door close on her because she hadnt been sayin thank u..cuz shes that dooshy

[NakedAvanger]

she deserved it

i wasnt raised like a REALLY gentle person (still i am a gentle person) but i would slam the door into ther face if she would say "ugh" to me

[lildsax]

NOPE!!!!



[TheSupercoolness]

Aint this some ship!!

[TheSupercoolness]

Man hell nah if hefas cannt say thank you !! Then yall aint got tah hold no door open ! Mayby now she will say thank you !

[singleton234]

holding the door is common courtesy you either get a thank you or nothing it just standard so don't let one person get you down but it is kinda douche baggy to response negatively to a negative person cause than you get to a problem next you see i suggest you try to talk in friendly conversation

[bitchassniggas1234]

hell nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo

[harr77]

Dude you're in LA you're lucky for the ones that thank you fudge the one that doesn't.

[luis04141996]

the bench deserved that ship

[CVGina]

Nawww u wasn't wrong!! I woulda done it like bench, close a motha fudgen door in her face!! Lol...

[jimster586]

That bench is a douche bag for being rude and disrespectful to you Dave!!

[mhy102]

Dont let that bench get to you she needs a slap in that face like that

[PureNatural206]

Not at all!!

[AaronBeastOnTheTrak]

dave ur move was not a douchbag move big che-che need 2 remember 2 be respectful Benches

[MDstatus]

NOPE!!!!NOPE NOPE YOU DID RIGHT!!! CUZ I DEFFFINITELY WOULD DUN THA SAME THING DAVE!!! cuz she was outta line, n disrespectful 2 ya, that wasnt a douchbag move on ur part at all!

[opuil]

first wat school yo son go to that preschool cost 500$ a month n to answer yo question no that dont make u a douchebag i wouldve slamed it in her face look back n said "hope u dont let da door slam!!! Bench!!!"

[Bromleyking]

HELLL NOOOOO

[brentkillian]

No Dave you were in the right

[macmotion9000]

I Feel Your Pain Dave My Daughters Pre School Is $600 A Month In N.Y.C.  F in Ridiculous!!!

[fidrat24]

I have been all over this country in some of the rudest places on earth. You did the right thing. She got what she gave.

[musicamw23]

and it was wrong, you should still do it anyway because it is right to do it. Like my great grandma used to always say Do right, because it's right to do right"

[musicamw23]

you said she's a spanish chick. she might not know how to speak english well.

[RickySouthwell]

no that was not a douche bag thing on your part, if some one is being a bitch to me then i stop being nice to them

[taffyana]

no it wasnt u, u right

[AM19eE62LaNG]

You totally did the right thing - has happened to me many times. Have you ever tried being polite in NYC, holding the door for someone when someone is behind them, and someone else is behind the second person? They move through the door quickly so you HAVE to slam the door on someone, as no one offers to be the next one to hold the door. Not only do you get treated like a doorman, they look at you like you are some kind of loser for holding the door!

[RickySouthwell]

@AM19eE62LaNG come to canada, if you hold the door open for some one here about maybe 98% of the time you will get a thank you or atleast a smile ;]

[2pac2050]

Hey david spates big fan of yours and wanted 2 see your colorful commentary on Beyond Scared straight clip from last week. Little girl takes a swing at a prison guard.

[phoniexkai]

she got what she deserve i meet alot chicks wtf a thank u is nice

[kusindan]

You did the right thing Dave.

[darriusdre]

Nope matter fact you should of slammed it

[TreseMason]

Dave you should be who you are. Being a gentlemen is who you are. Always do what's right, and it will come back to you. Maybe not in that instance, but it will return to you. ( You already know that though ;)

I talk to douchebags everyday. It seems that basic manners are becoming obsolete in our society today--unfortunately.

[crownimperialmusic]

Dave you are not a douchebag, she is a son of a Butch!!!

[TheJuniorMassacre]

Its not a douchebag move

[majixone77]

Sorry Dave but yes it was a douche bag move! Remember you started the story saying you do it because of the way you were raise. Well... Did your upbringing change? No matter how much a Bench she is you still got to be who you are. A good person! So keep opening those doors with a smile! To be clear I live in Seattle were some of the rudest woman on the planet live so I understand your pain. One lady told me it was sexist of me to open the door for her. Really? Don't let em change you brother.

[GFunkEra1992]

if this story is true you did nothing wrong D , if it's too difficult to say thank you , than she can open the god damn door by herself i mean this is showing you no respect " Keyword " {RESPECT}

[williambrown007]

Its good to be a gentleman and be kind to people but don't be no fool either.That just my opinion.

[CharliGirl868]

Nope Dave, not a douchbag....she is tho...that heffa!!!!

[xYzItsMehzYx]

I like Ur use Of the word Heifa . lls

[rushdamian]

She's the douchebag!

[waynesworld112]

ungrateful he-bench

[MoesDreads]

I would have done the same Ship!

[itsChaldean]

she sounds like a spoiled bench

[MrZach5252]

if that was me i would have let my son walk though the door and closed that damn door right behind me.

[BlackSistaLove2]

yeah that was wrong. even though she was bein nasty dont mean u have to be. a man is suppose to be a gentleman towards a woman no matter who it is or how nasty they r. IF U REAL GENT KEEP ACTING LIKE ONE!

[spwolftech]

nope man, she deserved it, if you can't be considerate to others, why should they be considerate to you.

[Mark2520]

if she didn't appreciate it, it's no longer your job to do it (then again it wasn't your job to begin with, but mad props for the country gentleman in you for that courtesy of holdin the door).

[joshuadaran]

dat was the right move dave...

[squirrelsinmykoolaid]

Not really a douche bag move...

[mrshaitian509]

nope cuz she deserved it

[Jalito0]

No dave it wasnt she didnt appreaciate you for doin that

[ButterflyDragon9]

Yes Dave, that was a douchebag move by you. Two douchebaggeries doesn't make a right.

[kiloloko310]

she probably grew up not talking to....

[kiloloko310]

everyone is being harsh to the lady :O

[lilnike10]

the bitcher deserved it!

[TGene14]

fudge that ungrateful bench. thats how i feel about it.

[IBleedMusick]

Total douchebag move Dave because you knew what you were doing but that ship was funny and she deserved it so if my math serves me correct two wrongs dont make a right but 3 wrongs make that ship funny as hell.

[gamerZxTM]

hell no that heffer deserved it

[ONLYREALHIPH0P]

maybe if you hold it open now the bench might know better and thank your anus

[RedliwSolez]

Not a bad move on your part, that's just how some people are. Sometimes people are in too much of a hurry or distracted or something to say thanks, if it's a one time deal, and it happens, but when people constantly acting like that, just got to ignore them back like the heifer they are.

[tiilli]

fuckkk no fuck that BBBBBBBBBB

[MisterSawParkour]

i would spit her in the face, don`t let this kind of people put you down, i had a similar situation with a girl back in highschool, damp that motha fudger was nasty !

[NocheeseSherlock]

Not a douchebag move but still Dave you don't need her thank you for ship bro u r the bigger man by been polite enough to just do it. But then again u have the right to also do what you did too. Like you said its not in ur job description XD

[hoboishjoeishme]

next time POOP ON HER!!! THEN SLAM THE DOOR IN HER FACE!!!

[HazeHazeDotCom]

The only duchebag here is that chick!!!!!! Don't even waste your time trying to understand those kind of people! Keep it moving!  Now cut to the baby!(LOL!)

[PsychDesign]

I don't think so. You've been nice before holding the door open is an act of kindness and chivalry. All you wanted was a thank you and I don't think thats too much to ask for.

[crochetwannabe]

NO

[MsExoticBliss]

No not at all. You'd be a douche to yourself if continued to hold the door open for her ill mannered arrogant ash.

[ghost31298]

Is she cute

[ebonknight]

Personally I would open the door and look her in the face and say hello. Eye contact and if she doesn't say anything then you just say " Your welcome" Why on earth would you let someone that does not know what etiquette is let alone spell it bother you?  Your time is much too precious to be bothered by someone of that ilk.

[mc15cp]

Me thinks $500 is to much for the little star :D

But ay, perhaps she's deaf :D