Wood Eye Lie two U? S03E06 part 3

[whiskerstherock]

Am i the only one who noticed that the liar of the week is always in the same seat?

[forgivensign]

Lee should've said he just ran out of orange stickers

[KonijNx2]

She licked his fucking plate clean, what a massive creep. If a bloke had done that, he would be put on some kind of register!

[Oxpost]

Never before has a person been so deserving of the title "Thundercunt" as Janet Street Porter.

[xthlon]

@Oxpost davina does as much if not more

[Oxpost]

@xthlon Not even close. Davina can be funny on occasion, also she's not hard on the eyes. Porter is just a cunt, through and through.

[MoonbeamBucket]

I love David's perturbed little 'hm' as he turns away at 6:44

[Murdock129]

Janet Street Porter is a horrible woman who should never had been placed on TV in the first place, let alone continued to be put on comedy shows, who are the BBC gonna be signing in next? Anne Widicom?

[LordOgargd]

God the woman in the yellow dress is shit

[S45or1]

My answer to her "could you speak" question:

Yes, because I'm not a vapid moron, which apparently is commonplace in your world.

[AnnerzInSpace]

I'm going to make a 'LEAVE DAVID ALONE' video now. :(! God I hate Janet.

[lilmissie15]

I Hate Janet.

[TwwIX]

Janet Street Porter is an atrocious woman.

[GingeOi]

david's shirt is lovely.

[PointsofData]

Ok, barely a minute in and I take back what I said on the last video. Janet should die.

[saskid100]

That bitch is poison.

[PineappleTreeTrunk]

Haha Lee's rant at the end <3



[StripeyBeanieHat]

Omid was very subdued, then again most people would be if they had that old bag on their team. Shame she brought the tone of the whole show down.

[WalterLiddy]

@StripeyBeanieHat I was going to say the same thing - I suspect she's the reason he seems kind of down.

[khasab]

I was going to say something about porter but you all seem to have read my thoughts.

[pinkriffic]

OH LOL I love how Davina protected David when Janet was stomping over to mess with him. I'd do the same; I'm giving props to her for that. XD

[metalfreakenwierdo]

On episode that has davina McAll it's nice to see they got someone who Genuinely deserves to be despised by us all and in case your wondering who that is its the one who a rapist with incredibly low standards look at her and said you know what better give this one a miss

[WritingJenny73070]

She needs to be escorted into a ward.

[KevClynes]

Porter at the start of this clip...the most cringeworthy thing ever recorded

[theemeraldhour]

Porter is such a bitter worn-out fucking cunt.

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

Janet isn't funny or even tolerable

[DirtyyChimp]

fuck off janet

[xStarsAndAshesx]

what was happening with Mitchell's eye at 3:17? :L

[shwwnn]

Janet is trying to be funny like all the male panel are always doing. But when a woman does it, they think she's actually serious and don't laugh. But if a man does something just as unfunny the audience and the panel laugh. She's at least trying to be funny unlike all the other female guests on the show. But some morons w/o a sense of humor actually don't get it.

[jadeaustraliavideos]

@shwwnn maybe it just isn't funny, just a thought

[shwwnn]

@jadeaustraliavideos she's trying to be funny. But others don't even get it that she's trying to be funny. They think she's serious. But for some reason they get that the guys are trying to be funny and therefore not serious. Even when the guys are just as unfunny as Janet.

[paranoidnutter]

@shwwnn she is never funny, she is an all round boring idiot

[denkok]

@shwwnn she is shit at being funny. there was nothing humourous about her in this entire episode.

[Thegunsl1ng3r]

I like how Davina jumped whenever he mentioned her name like she was off in her own little world :)

[fingerprint211b]

She licked the plate? Who the fuck does that?

[JoeStunner]

Ketamine: A drug for only fools and horses.  And Janet Street Porter.

[NefariousAltitudes]

I have the same carpet as David, feeling good :D

[lyingserbian]

I Googled Janet Street Porter and a related search was giant panda teeth. :D Not even joking!

[Lolznator]

They realized inviting Janet was stupid, so they brought in Davina and Sadie to counteralance with their hotness.

[TheSobek]

I had to look up who Janet Street-Porter is as I don't live in the UK. Extremely surprised Daniel Craig was at her party, she sounds quite B-List (C-List?) to me.

[FrankDallasUK]

Janet Sreet-Walker is a proper bellend.

[vnissgbklkj]

sit the fuck down bitch

[jan290382]

Ugh! That Janet broad strikes me as being absolutely uncouth. 

[GreyPersona]

I love how Lee just could have said the one colour repesents the servicestations he liked and the other the ones he didn't.

[Ernestiqus]

Too bad Frankie wasn't there to take the piss out of this Porter character.

[theJagaJazzist]

I was expecting Lee to say, "How's the foot?" as the guest walked off ...

[forgotmeballs]

Porter..... never invited again

[binscent1]

Anyone else think Sadie looks a bit like Cameron Diaz?

[JoshFOB]

Also, Lee's outburst about his ridiculously hard lie was hilarious.

[JoshFOB]

Janet seems like the type of person who, when in an argument (whether having a logical point put towards her not), to just throw a hissy fit and make frequent use of swearing. Firstly, it's a comedy show, cope with a little bit of humour. Secondly, learn how to handle debate.

[damselwithadulcimer]

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...

[LukeGeoDude]

I really thought Porter was going to do something terrible when she stood up. and like mentioned, Davina protecting Mitchell was so sweet indeed, she almost became my hero.

[Sindre1]

Don't think that Porter lady is that bad :/

[hkk321]

Am I the only one who thought Janet meant that David had had sex on the carpet? His facial expression seems to agree. Lee took it in the piddling on the carpet like a puppy direction.

[MissingSirius]

@hkk321 Probably to make it less horribly awkward.

[hkk321]

For heaven's sake. I think Janet was just trying to be hilariously outraged. It came across awkwardly, yeah, but the way people talk about it online, you'd think she'd tried to kill David.

[cypher3103]

I'd tap davina

[bondfool]

Sorry about that. Anyway, she's a bully, and her friend Sadie is creepy.

[bondfool]

Janet is a hyped-up bul

[lubzbie]

David's face at 3:15 is soo sweet ^_^

[rza1m]

Janet street porter had a good point. the point being shes like a crazy horse on crack. calm down woman!

[LuckyBreak89]

Janet Porter doesn't deserve any airtime at all as she's not interesting or funny or witty . Who the hell does she think she is?

[MattyMcGregor14]

Janice Street Porter is simply a waste of sperm

[ghostmadlittlemiss]

@Sessioner11 - It's to make the videos harder to find so they're less likely to be taken down because of copyright.

Kayleigh

[xsingsthesorrow]

@Sessioner11 obviously it's a joke the uploader knows how to spell -_-

[danieldrhhall]

@Sessioner11 I think it's a way of hiding the show on Youtube. They get taken down if the proper name is used.

[megabyteme64]

Porter is just a asshole, she can't think 1 third as fast or as good as David Mitchell so she just goes to aggression.

"You're annoying me now." Yea well everyone on this show hates you but you don't see them lowering thierselfs to aggression do you? No they are too busy running comedic rings around you.

That whole " I'm 'ard" act is pathetic she needs to grow up or fuck off on a boat with Jeremy Kyle and Pierce Morgan to a tribe that eat people.

She gives Londoners a bad name, bitch.

[FlumblesMum]

I stop at petrol stations at the beginning of a long journey all the time.

[SuperYellow1989]

urgh i hate when people are so agressive like janet, just because shes "workin class" doesnt mean she has to stand up to EVERYONE who makes a bloody JOKE at her......................

i dont get how people can live their life that way...its so cringe worthy!

[cadburymonkey]

lol Poor Lee

[Torrigans]

So many griefers tbh the rest of us don't give a shit she's sure as hell earning a lot more money than you are so get over it

[syiannakis]

The producers seem to give lee the toughest lies to bluff. Still, he aint that bad with most of them. Wish i had that skill!

[intaminmyles]

DAMMIT JANET street porter

[painingulliver]

"Yes, it's uphill!" :D

[painingulliver]

"very bright beige" brilliant!

[Salma448]

@painingulliver Aww, isn't David Mitchell THE cutest??

I really thought it was true, before he admitted it..

Only he'd do something like that, hehe =]

I love this show! x

[SourExplosion]

what the fuck is up with that woman

[chrstphrw]

The "yes, it's uphill!" bit gets me every time. Something brilliant about the timing.

[MsMegabrick]

that woman is a BITCH, leav david alone and fuck off

[MsMegabrick]

that woman is a BITCH

[nigelbunny]

She needs to be shot. I bet Lee just died when he found out she was going to be on his team.

[25PattyCake25]

Hahaha, everyone's face when she went. "Have you met anyone famous in your career?"

[badmovebaker]

OMG David's face at 3:16, lmao

[TazSilvercat]

god that woman is a t Total Twat!

[SeventhEve]

"You're going to be laughing out the other side of your face when in the next round, I say that I am color blind."

[Vanguard448]

1:42

I love how easy it is for Rob to get away with things like that...

[MrTranscendence]

Lee's service station story is probably my favourite on this show so far, hilarious every time.

[alazrenda9]

Dunno who Janet Street Porter thinks she is, talking to David like that. If he wanted, he could've terribly humiliated her and she'd have to go into hiding forever because she'd be that embarrassed, but because he has more decency than she will ever experience having, he let it slide. What a man!

[DreamCastleMagic]

@alazrenda9 i'm fascinated by someone who could write a comment like that and not be joking, do tell me--you were joking weren't you, you were being ironic or something terribly sophisticated which i don't understand?

[SleepyChocolateNinja]

@alazrenda9 If he had done that, it would've saved the world a whole lot of annoyance though

[ahenmaxtae]

lol... love it when david stammers. 3:08.

[Vanguard448]

Janet is incredibly irritating.

[kulkarnirishabh]

@Vanguard448 I dont know why they keep inviting her on panel shows...she sounds like her mouth's full of toothpaste.

[aspirezakura]

That Sadie chick is such a freak!!! It's kinda hot..

[pmadie]

David has brown pants. I don't know why that blows my mind!

i<3brownpants

But Lee's right. They give him the hardest bloody questions. I'm not surprised he went wanker.

[Rich7714]

Got to give it to Lee Mack, he can hold his own when Mitchell and Gorman are ganging up on him!

[SmoshkliandZubble]

What a bitch...

[WelshDood]

After some quick searching on T'internet (type in janet street porter into Bing), I found a rather interesting article, written by Janet Street-Pensioner concerning the evils and dangers of social networking sites e.g facebook, myspace and the like, and what was the search result beneath that article? Yup, her Myspace Page Lmao. Hey Porter, Hypocrite much? Anyways, Sillygillybean Sums her up perfectly :D

[detination101]

Lee should just of he ran out of orange stickers and only blue were in the shop :L

[TheLibertyLion]

@detination101 Or just that he didn't stop at a service station during every journey :P

[omglolwots]

His face at 3:17.

[saintcasper91]

Love Lee's rant 7:42-8:04

[Murdock129]

Janet's an unpleasant angry psycho bitch

[theenlightened1s]

Now that I think about it... all the guests with the exception of Davina were boring..

[PurushaDesa]

I'm probably the only person who's reminded of the mythical Aberdeen business trip in Peep Show.

[hobbes71002]

Davids face at 3:17 is great!

[ElectrexOnline]

Smile Omid! Why is so serious lol!

[hopeathlete]

To my great surprise, this was actually quite a funny episode. Despite JSP.

[yetanothergoodyfan]

I love the way Davina tries to protect David; it's so sweet. How could that woman try to intimidate him?

I'd also like to say that I'd be far more star-struck by David Mitchell than Daniel Craig.

[WritingJenny73070]

@yetanothergoodyfan Who's Daniels Craig?  (I'm not joking)

[gayathrik1611]

@WritingJenny73070 Daniel Craig is a Hollywood movie star- famously known for James Bond in Casino Royale but he comes loads of other movies as well :)

[existenceisrelative]

Okay I've now watched all three bits of this particular episode and read surprisingly hate-filled comments towards the saggier female in the group. And while I agree that she was quite abrasive, I could also see that at least some of it is an act. I don't know how much of it. And I don't know anything about her that isn't in the episode. But I completely failed to see what was supposed to be so horrible about her.

[Ugrimugri]

@existenceisrelative As somebody who, like you, knows absolutely nothing about her that isn't in this episode, I have to say I don't hate her, but she does manage to make herself difficult to like. Basically because she tries to intimidate David Mitchell. He is just too intelligent and too likable, and I really don't think there are very many people who'd side with her rather than him, if it came down to that. JMHO, though.

[existenceisrelative]

@Ugrimugri Yeah, that was great! He remained very firmly unimpressed. Then immediately made fun of her for the move. That man is made of pure awesome.

[faenorflame]

It'd be hilarious if Porter came on this show to try and improve her image. If so, well done. *Rolls eyes*

[topsyish]

Look at Davina McCall´s face when Lee says he is the most scared. Sympathy mixed with relief that she is not in that position!

[DefinitelySurely]

Aw, look at Davina attempting to protect David while that ugly hag walked over.

[greatscot24]

David and Lee handle her complete mess up very well.

[dylandior123]

3:47 I love when Davina went to give David a low 5, but then David proceded to shake her hand lol :-p

[janeeyre1990]

@dylandior123 I didn't even notice that before! He's so delightfully awkward. ^-^

[dylandior123]

LOL :-p

[dylandior123]

I love Janet "...he's done something on that carpet..."

lol :-p

[maromma]

Janet just totally embarrassed herself. It was a real struggle to watch through the video. (this comment is in no way related to the comment about porn.)

[Dormyr]

I love the way everyone wants Janet dead! It's like reading comments from people who were trying to get off to the ONLY porn video available and she was in it....."Yeah well I came but it wasn't easy! I had to distract mysef by thinking of wasps.

[terrorblades]

*Old Hag storms over*

David: "You Want Some?!"

Damn I have no idea who that hag was... but she is horrible...

[tombraidertrailerman]

i like how davina protected david from the big bad bitch, lol why would anyone want to go to janets party anyway?

[DayDreamtoSleep]

i think that sadie is very brave to even go into the same room as that woman let alone hug her.

[357Snowball]

Janet is such a BITCH!! She ruined this for me.

[Avanniel]

Finally hearing a rant from Lee, and about something that we've all thought for a long time now :)

[oceandwell]

Oh my. Something suddenly makes sense. I have watched Not the Nine O'clock News since I was a kid... And I remembered a sketch where Pamela Stephenson plays this obnoxious woman with glasses and an awful accent, interviewing Billy Connolly. Well ta-daaaa... Finally I know who she was impersonating!

[furubafan4eva]

I love how if you look at David when Janey gets up he just doesn't even seem to care, like move back slightly or anything.

[carrotcake247]

janet porter sit down shut the fuck up and loosen up cause your clearly not getting any :P

[KalashnikovAli]

Janet is a weird old bitch. She's not suited for a show like this.

[REMnut12]

what exactly was the point in her walking across the stage? In order to back up her argument?

She is a horribly uncivilised himan being, and a moron to boot. She has obviously missed the point of the game entirely. If she had (shock horror) behaved like a normal human being, they probably would have won a point.

[REMnut12]

what exactly was the point in her walking across the stage? In order to back up her argument?

She is a horribly uncivilised himan being, and a moron to boot. She has obviously missed the point of the game entirely. If she had (shock horror) behaved like a normal human being, they probably would have won a point.

[kaybee624]

"yes, it's uphill!"

i laughed so hard XD

[benanr90]

that old hag's voice is fuckn annoying

[ImBringing30Back]

So, Dave Gorman was just there for decoration or what? I would rather have heard what he had to say instead of that woman with the wig. Quite a shame they've cut his bit out... (I'm assuming)

[Lexclamation]

I absolutely LOVE from 6:30-6:55 how Mitchell and Gorman walked over to study the map. Mitchell walking back to his desk with a thoughtful finger to his lip, Gorman shouting an accusation. They should have their own detective show called David and Dave.

[ImBringing30Back]

@Lexclamation HAha I agree! Somebody should pitch that to BBC. I'd watch it!

[ska2808]

I commented on the previous part that JSP sounded like your common chav - and after watching the first minute of this part, it's clear that she acts like one too! Seriously, walking over and trying to intimidate a man who is far more intelligent, far more famous and far more popular than she is?! What a CUNT!

[Shadowflame15863]

Mitchell vrs Street-Porter, place your bets!

[panzered4180]

WTF was the point of that 'Alan Partridge' moment? God, Janet Porter is the most boring annoying old bag on TV. She's like that co-worker everyone dreads working with and makes you contemplate calling in sick so you don't have to. You know the type.

How the hell is she still working in TV??

[buttonsandcrayons]

WAYYY.... i thought she was going to punch David...

[jjibril]

lool

atlantic ocean

[dnizabhad]

david and davina make such a nice couple :)

[bleedblck]

i love how Davina goes to defend him lol he's like a little kid

[PLupa2]

"bright...beige..." :)

[LondonPride25]

Everyone just looks so uncomfortable and embarrassed after Street-Porter's David Brent moment. She's kind of disgusting.

[beepandbop]

I LOVE how David was thinking "uhh...was that an act, or is she just a fucking attention whoring wannabe lunatic," in a SECOND.

And then he decided on the latter.

[proposals]

I love that Davina put herself in front of David to defend him from the scary woman.

[sianchild]

She got to put her arm round him too. I'm rather jealous!

[Chariset]

We'd all do the same, though.

[Mick342]

Porter made this more Cringe Worthey than "The Office"!!!! Why is she Working?

Why On The BBC?

I've never watched ANYTHING that made me cringe so mutch.......The World hates You Jannet.

Remember that next time you talk to your Agent.

[129potato]

@Mick342

get over yourself

[puzokutya]

how much of lameass weirdo do you have to be to lick someone's plate clean?

Pity they weren't having fish, she would've choked on the fishbones, that'd teach her a lesson. Why didn't she just do the rational thing and give him a blow job?

[matmoose]

I think she's more of a lame-ass weirdo for associating herself with that fucking harridan.

[predator535]

Porter tries way too hard ot be funny. And she fails.

[sillygillybean]

What an unpleasant woman...

[LuxVertas]

@sillygillybean She is a horrible waste of organs!

[kivenevik]

@sillygillybean Agreed, I didn't know who she was, so I just read a bit about her on Wikipedia under the 'controversy' section, and now I wish death on her.

[MckaysProductions]

@sillygillybean agreed....

[PurushaDesa]

LOL. They worked out the map one ages ago - they're just torturing the poor man.

[Unlocktube]

You are an ass.

i suspect Dave sincerely hopes he doesn't have to share a TV set with Porter again.