Touhou Soccer 2- Remilia's Master of Red Sun

[zaros21]

Remi used her foot.

Red card.

[CybeastID]

Yo, dude, how do you run this? I've been searching Google, no luck, I find NOTHING saying how to run this game. I have a packages folder with Game.pak, Game2.pak, Image.pak, and English.pak

I have outside the packages folder a game .ini, and a config.exe. NOWHERE is there anything to run the game. So, how do i run the game? Google gives me crap results of downloads, and more downloads, and questions about errors WHEN IT'S RUN, but nothing about how to run it. So how do i run it?

[BBsgalore]

FOUL

REMI KICKED THE BALL

[takulu64]

flans a good girl just has emotional unstability so if remilia dies gensokyo is doomed

and who said flans not allowed outside

[Animemaster11nf]

0:15 Red the Nightless Castle?

[CristalFighter]

I wanna see Edward doing something like that.

[tanith117]

@CristalFighter I want to see edward get hit by that

[Dnll55489]

Which twin isthe evil on? Flandre or Remilia? =/

[ninjaian]

@Dnll55489 Flan is Batshit, and Remilia is a manipulative trickster. take your pick!

[BakaofLulz]

@Dnll55489 flandre just wanted to play with reimu and marisa

remilia blocked out the sun with scarlet mist

which sounds more evil?

[Dnll55489]

@BakaofLulz Okay... Flandre, now my fave, it is! O_O

[BakaofLulz]

@Dnll55489 actually, some people actually like the more evil ones, but remilia had a reason.

she's a vampire who wanted to do day strolls, but since shes a vampire, she had to do something about the sun.

[Maiindeg]

It's called "when a deitys play soccer game" I wouldn't wan to be the goalkeeper there...

[killerkirbydude]

It was so awesome, the net broke... the wrong way.

8D

[anemaul]

Remilia is so strong that an umbrella is all it takes to survive the sun....any shade at all is enough.

[strawberrychronos]

She kicked the ball foul blah blah blah . . .

Can we make more creative comments then that?

[ShinyMoogle]

@strawberrychronos

This is YouTube. Any creativity worth some degree of merit promptly gets set upon by thousands upon thousands of rabid users who spread the same exact comment - with minor, often detrimental modifications - to ten thousand other videos in a mad rush to claim a spot in the fabled "top comments" section, the preexistence of such a comment be damned.

[ThePandaCoco]

Twilight jokes aside...

FOUL!!! SHE KICKED THE BALL!

[TARDISES]

@ThePandaCoco

How come Ran escapes such comments?

Or are you jsut in awe she splits it?

[ThePandaCoco]

@TARDISES O.o

Because kicking the ball, in Gensokyo rules, is foul! Nuff said! >.<

[chelseafcrocks82]

0:15 I think I am having of death now.

[Spazman100]

What the fuck is that green thing anyway? I see that in almost every touhou soccer video and I still don't know what the fuck it is.

[ThePandaCoco]

@Spazman100 Kedamas, or FOEs, for short. See FOE Song vid. :3

[SonicMario777]

Sakuya: Anyone who dares say that the mistress kicks the ball shall be punished severely!

[Zeno0010]

Anyone else notice the back-blast DESTROY THE FREKING MOON!!!!?????

[cubeblast]

the moon broke when she kicked the sun, guess it could not handle Remilia.

[lordkiller14]

the guy in the armor deserves a medal only for trying to block that!! O.o!!

[fawfulfulfury97]

FALCON KICK!!

[C0DESUB]

SHE KICKED THE BALL

[twentyfourpurple]

It...it's just soccer!!

[Ushiodama]

I thought she was supposed to be the master of the red moon. I guess I was wrong. o-o

[dewybmt]

hey guys remember when the image of vampires wasn't ruined and you always pictured bad ass when you thought of vampires? don't you miss those days? i mean now when you watch a video related to vampires like this one with remilia who we all know is awesome, you see twilight spam in the comments and dozens of comments about twilight instead of comments about the video or about the actual character. and im not saying "yea you guys" i mean like in every video vampire related trilight is involved. =\

[YukkuriAteMyBaby]

@dewybmt

I remember when vampires sucked blood, not cock.

[dewybmt]

@YukkuriAteMyBaby yea. vampiriation by cock sucking is disgraceful. thankfully there are the few vampires that do it right. like remilia and flandre. =)

[Byaukugan01]

@dewybmt "Big Sis, I made a huge mess of this Sparkly thing!" "Oh, dear little sister. Normally, I'd castise you for wasting food, but in this case, you did a good thing. Now let's get Patchouli to cast Royal Flare on what's left".

[Shintear]

@Byaukugan01 "Yay! BBQ!"

[RandomSweetness279]

@dewybmt e.o

[ThePandaCoco]

FOUL!!! Kicked the ball!

[DJstagen]

I wonder what Okuu~ Nevermind I cannot fathom the amount of nukes Okuu would use to blast that ball through the goal and straight to hell...

[xTsuRyux]

Meanwhile, the ball had burst aflame, speeding into the spectators benches and sheered the body of Edward in a full combustion. Thus, following with the Cullens sitting nearby him to disintegrate horribly.

[suckyskater21]

@xTsuRyux the cullens dont disintegrate, they sparkle

[shinkukage09]

She just Red the Nightless'd the poor ball,.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Remember kiddies! Blowing up the world is always the answer in Gensokyo!

[xxRekixx]

Someone actually kick a ball O,O

[8BitManiac]

2 Dislikes were Edward trying to catch the ball but was instantly disintegrated to a pile of... Sparkles

[TrollAgainstTrolling]

Is Remilia the only one in the game to actually KICK the ball?

[shikamaru990]

@TrollAgainstTrolling Umm,I think that Aya and Reimu kick the ball in their shots.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@TrollAgainstTrolling Maybe. The only closest is Ran, who CLAWED the ball.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@TrollAgainstTrolling

Aya, Remilia, Reimu, Wriggle, Meiling, Tewi, Mokou, and myself all kick it.

I've asked, and it seems the consensus on Chen is that her special is a lot of kicks and headers in rapid succession.

Keine runs with the ball, and I can't decide whether or not holding it with horns is legal.

Cirno/Letty is technically legal despite being impossible.

And you can't see it, but I'm pretty sure Eirin kicks it as well.

[Bigbattle22]

@RanYakumoShikigami Chen uses the Sonic "Spin dash" on the ball. I don't think using your body as a ball to hit a ball is illegal.

Keine isn't using her feet so that's legal (Not adding the fact that she'll run over anyone near her with that move)

I don't even know what was going on with Cirno/Letty's move but it's legal (I think)

[pikmin00]

For a moment, I thought she would fire a Spartan-esque Laser from her EYE! But, the KICK was BEASTLY nonetheless!

[imsuikaibuki]

hey wait a second! she KICKED THE BALL!

[theloltimatecold]

this isnt foul,as if no any [Twilight] Vampires can kick that fireball

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

...^_^;;;...question.... WHO THE HELL WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT DX

[theUTAUfan]

RED sun? Ugh... wasn't that ball colourfull?

[Draconis941]

that has to be cheating...

[ColdDraga]

Red The Nightless MotherF**ker!

[ShadowkingSonic]

@ColdDraga Isnt that from that Walfas comic?

[ColdDraga]

@ShadowkingSonic Close. I got it from Touhou Nekokayou

[ShadowkingSonic]

@ColdDraga That's what I meant XD forgot the name.

[imsuikaibuki]

WOW! she actually kicked the ball!

[Shintear]

@imsuikaibuki FOUL.

[ShadowkingSonic]

Remi says that stuff behind her is danmaku. YIKES

[spores4us]

Someone disliked this, he already got raped to death by Remilia

[ShadowkingSonic]

@spores4us Remilia:  Actually yes.

[TheElvesblood]

The problem with this game is that Remilia and Flandre can't survive in the sun...so they can't be playing soccer unless its nighttime...still Remilia and Flandre over do it every time they shoot, but its pro

[doujinftw2]

@TheElvesblood sun block ftw

[CzMDavid]

@TheElvesblood Remilia casually goes out during the day, shielded only by parasol. Touhou vampires are different (better) from others.

[chira00chira]

No vampires on Twilight can defeat the Scarlet

[royokihokage]

0:21

Goal- I got it ! I got it !!!!

*woosh*

Goal- WEEEEEE

[lunaticflan]

I don't see your vampires doing that Stephenie Meyer! Flan and remi FTW

[GentlemanAeon777]

Crap, actually, now that I think of it...

The Goalie>The Ball

Its his obligation to guard the goal FROM the ball, even though he gets hit shitloads of times, he still comes back.

[kiyomiku]

ok....Remilia, what are you doing under the sunlight playing soccer in the first place?

you are a vampire, get to some shade =|

[jagus12]

FOUL

SHE KICKED THE BALL

[Bigbattle22]

@jagus12 You want to go out there and tell her that?

[gillstar34]

@jagus12 that cant be a ball,the thing she kicked is a dwarf star(?),no one can kick it but only her

[gered92]

To much charisma for a soccer game.

[weasel4442]

Remi is cheating!

She kicked the ball !

[krisslanza]

Remilia actually references G Gundam in this attack, according to the English patch. I don't know the exact text, but I remember she says:

"This ball of mine is burning red!"

Then something about friendship or something and victory I think.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@krisslanza In the english patch, she says:

"Can you remember all of the goals you have scored until now?"

It was a reference to what she said in EoSD.

"Can you remember all the times you've eaten bread?"

[mstrswrd]

@GentlemanAeon777

Which is in itself (the bread thing) a refernce to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (There's a lot of JJBA refernces in EoSD. Like Sakuya, who doesn't just Stop time and throw Knives (Dio Brando), but even strikes Dio's pose when moving side to side) .

[fawfulfulfury97]

The ball was found later, behind remilia.

[craigchafrii]

Yor doin it wrong.

You kicked it.

[gameboi9321]

@DumbWolfTengu edward : ok retard........ FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!! *world gets blown in half*

[GentlemanAeon777]

Lets see those Twilight faggots do that. XD

[GamerTBDF]

REMILIA KIIICK

I can't believe nobody made that reference yet xD ...

[Seiryuu18]

@GamerTBDF

I think everyone's too afraid of Remi to say anything about it.

[GamerTBDF]

@Seiryuu18: But that does not explain my point D: .

[AkaBob22]

@GamerTBDF HANDS OFF MY BELOVED LUNATIC SISTER PUUUUUUNCH

[gered92]

To much charisma for that : 22

[maravalhassilva]

@DumbWolfTengu

Since the ball is GOD! They would die at the first contact with the ball!

[Mechazaurus]

That guy with the purple armor must have the largest balls in history to try and block that.

[Ariamaki]

I am pretty sure that the giant green ball had to BE one of the biggest balls in history to even chase that.

[XGluon]

@Ariamaki

I think that was an F.O.E. .

[Ariamaki]

Well crap, that is even WORSE.

Because now we know what MoRS does to an F.O.E., and it is not good.

[narusasu444]

no only mannosuke has the biggest balls

[Reiner1028]

@Mechazaurus hehe balls (get it cuz he was hit by one)

[GentlemanAeon777]

AMEN!

[DDRNutter]

While I won't argue about the boost a vampire gets in regards to physical power, the reason why I hold that Remilia would be far more powerful is that she essentially cast the Blood Magic equivalent of a Grand Cross.

[DDRNutter]

In order to fire something like that off, you'd have to stalk orphanages for virgin blood for tens of thousands of years just to use it once.

The fact that Remilia has that kind of energy to burn, on something as pointless as a soccer match and can use it multiple times, all without becoming fatigued, gives rise to serious ramifications about her power.

[Abderian]

Between pausing awkwardly, staring vacantly into space, stalking, brooding, telepathically spying on their loved ones, and being lavished with awe from their adoring 12 year old fans, I don't see how Twilight vampires would have time for soccer. If they ever did play, they'd end up hurting the goal to "protect" it. *zing*

[Manonthe3up]

Do my eyes decieve me?

A complex a civil conversation on YouTube?

Meh, given the ones involved in the conversation, I expected as much.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@Manonthe3up

That's nothing. What's amazing is that Twilight is being defended by a person who's not all "OMFG EDWARD IZ HOT HE COULD DESTROY THE STADIM WITH HIS SPARKLIEZ".

That is amazing in and of itself. I like Twilight as a book series, but I can't stand the rabid fanbase.

[rogglefroggle2]

@Manonthe3up

I haven't seen one of these since last year! O.o

[RanYakumoShikigami]

I did, though I suppose that's more of a subtext. That's what I meant when I said it'd just be a normal superpowered kick instead of the epic superpowered kick that is the Master of Red Sun.

As for the Twilight vampires, kicking a ball that hard would be about as effortless as it was for Remilia-san. But that's all it'd be, a kick with possibly enough force to break a soccer net. No red background, no firey cross, just a ball moving at terminal velocity toward the goal.

[vortexreaper]

@RanYakumoShikigami

Did you take in mind that the soccer net in Touhou is not normal either? Youmu used an attack that can cut the entire moon in half and yet that attack didn't pierce through the net. So in the end, the Twilight vampires could only break a normal soccer net, not Touhou's soccer net.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

What does the net have to do with the kick? Remilia kicked the ball with enough force to break the net. I kicked the ball IN TWO and the net remained intact. Chen's Soaring Bishamonten broke the net.

Point in case, the net isn't normal, you're right about that. But my initial argument didn't concern the net, but the kick itself.

[RanYakumoShikigami]

I can't believe I'm about to say this.

Given the fact that this is really just a superpowered kick (and the last thing you'd ever expect knowing Remilia), the Twilight vampires probably COULD do that. Only differences are that it would just look like a normal superpowered kick instead of an epic superpowered kick. And, unless their ball was also made indestructible, the Twilight vampires would destroy their soccer ball. At the very least, you'd be looking at a flattened ball in the end.

[devilmaycryagency]

@RanYakumoShikigami

comparing a pesky twilight fagpire to remilia... tsk tsk

its like saying edward could do a scratch on alucard from helsing or even the castlevania one...

sir or ma'am you will end up in the deepest dephs of hell...

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@devilmaycryagency

What you failed to catch on to was the simple fact that I am not a Twilight fan and I in no way care for Edward as a character. In my opinion Jacob's character concept was better planned; Edward was made out to be so perfect that no one could possibly hope to relate to him, and as a guy (and literary realist) I know better than to try.

Really though, the way you posted gives me the impression you hate Twilight because it's the new "thing". Have you even read the series?

[devilmaycryagency]

i hate twilight because its really overrated and really has no unique literary qualities, its just a romance novel, i've read much better that arent given enough credit, i've read much better books overall and the movies are garbage, i also really hate how stephanie meyer ruined the concept of vampires and werewolves, especially if you've known them from youth as "scary" and you've played the castlevania games,

so in reality twilight sucks...

[GentlemanAeon777]

IKR!!!!!

Twilight Vampires are nothing compared to vampires like Alucard (Hellsing and Castlevania), Remilia, or Dracula (Castlevania). Not to mention that Twilight is possibly one of the STUPIDEST books ever thought of.

[GrtrThnClnD]

@GentlemanAeon777 I'm afraid that 'stupidest' is not even a proper word mate. :|

[Archimonde259]

@devilmaycryagency Please. Don't come down to the level of the Twilight fanbase. We must remain better than them.

[devilmaycryagency]

@Archimonde259 agreed *fixes tux*

[royokihokage]

The goal was owned

[hikarisalterio]

Yeah! I wanna see if those /b/tards from twilight can do that!

[Brickey8]

She actually KICKED the ball? Man, Remilia is sure lazy.

[dingzhu]

YOU KICKED THE BALL. FOUL!

[RaveXanaike]

@DumbWolfTengu

Best comment ever  :D

[Mima109]

Here, here!

[samus098]

second

[ScarletFlameFlandre]

She set the friggin ball on fire....

WHY IS IT NOT DEAD?!?!?!?

[regalstar]

Someone probably put it in a bucket of Hourai Elixir by mistake.

[OmegaChosen0]

That ball > Anyone in Gensokyo..

I mean everyone attacks it with EXTREME!OVERKILL and the ball is like-0 damage biatches!

[kiyomiku]

@OmegaChosen0

i have seen over 10 videos on the soccer and that goalie there got smashed on his face every time, i think he's stronger than that ball cause he can at lease move on his own...

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@kiyomiku It's funnier when the goalie isn't there.

[littleryry2005]

@OmegaChosen0 It's totally an Extra Stage boss. That explains everything!

[OmegaChosen0]

@littleryry2005 Nah that boss is BEYOND LUNATIC

FINAL CONFRONT

BALL VS DRAGON GOD

BALL WINS PERFECT

[Concrist92]

@littleryry2005 Extra Stage? More like 3 LEVELS BEYOND PHANTASM.

[WoWMyrrh]

@OmegaChosen0 One single word: Deathbombing... And the Ball has an infinite Bomb Cheat...

[Casandraelf]

...anyone else think she's related to alucard? she sure as hell looks like she's his baby sister or something with this shot

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Which Alucard, Castlevania or Hellsing?

[Casandraelf]

hellsing. the dracula from castlevania is not actually vlad tepes

[DarkAdonisVyers]

If that's the case, it's like this. Remilia CLAIMS to be Alucard's (Hellsing) daughter but really isn't. Actually, according to Tsukihime, vampires exist, but the vampire known as Count Dracula does not. He is a nightmare-made-real born from the fears of the people of Walachia (the province that Transylvania is in) and the powers of the Tatari.

[OmegaChosen0]

Silly Mid-Boss

Touhou has a Sense of Logic that it is completely different for any type that you have ever seen

[OmegaChosen0]

She says she is Dracula's descendant

But ZUN confirmed that she isn't it is more of a running joke if anything with my wallpaper being

Alexander vs Remillia

[Archimonde259]

@OmegaChosen0 : where did you find a wallpaper of Alexander vs Remilia? Me wants to see =)

[OmegaChosen0]

Danbooru is a Touhou Fan's friend my good companion

Besides Disgaea and Touhou must be on the same power edge..I mean Zetta destroyed a book that took out his entire netherworld!

[Archimonde259]

She's not related to Dracula, Alucard or any other famous vampires.

She'd like us to believe that, but she's not.

Besides, she's more epic than most of them. And her sister can blow up the world.

[sn0w8litz]

Are you sure? According to many unofficial Gensyoko Dictionaries and such they say they are semi-decendents of such. Though they are not hurt by holy magic (Does talismens count as holy? or anti-evil?) or bright light thingies. Since...in this attack, Remilia enchants the ball with an energy of a star and kicks it :D(me thinks)

[Archimonde259]

Uhm, I'm pretty sure ZUN has stated Flan has no relation to Dracula whatsoever, I might be wrong though.

Besides, how can she have a relationship with him? Dracula lived on Earth, Remi lives in Gensokyo. Unless Yukari messed around again.

[sn0w8litz]

Well I heard from somewhere the Scarlet Manor came from beyond the border but was enveloped in it as it got bigger(yet to be confirmed?) I have no clue where I got this info but I'm just throwing it out there~

[mechacassarenas]

Yeah, the SDM came from outside the barrier. I think that was the first canonical use of the spellcard laws.

[Nazuiko]

Yukari messed around with Dracula resulting in the Scarlet Sisters? That explains everything. :O

[ZepherENocora]

they wish she was related to her lol or maybe the other way around?

[JonRavenfield]

reminds me of Tecmo Cup soccer game for NES :)

[KamilaDewhurst]

awesome.

[TheStickFigureMaster]

Reminds me alot of the big Disgaea main character specials...wow...you know what? They should make a TouHou turn-based strategy, and keep all these epic moves! :D Ya...that'll be the day...

[DragonsteelNinja]

They did make a teaser for it on April fools day

[Bashinzu]

Funny thing is, I can actually see Remilia trying to become the next overlord.

[TheStickFigureMaster]

LOL

Thatd be an epic battle...

Remilia vs. Laharl

[Nazuiko]

and Flandre Vs. Baal :P

haha.... sadly, i think the Scarlets would win in a matter of minutes

[TwiliAezure]

That would mean Flan is The Tyrant Overlord. Let's see how someone with antennae would like that.

[Nazuiko]

well, Laharl killed baal first, so he's the Tyrant. sorry flandre, you're stuck at Lady Mistress (Lord Master, only feminine)

[AnimeFanADDICT]

Am I the only one who would do anything to see a Disgaea vs Touhou game?

[Clone394]

somehwere in deep in the interent the game exist....somehwere

[chocobolord3]

@AnimeFanADDICT i was thinking that myself while watching these xD

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Hm? But I thought Shinki was the resident demonic realm ruler.

[Archimonde259]

0:11

She'll find you.

And drink you.

Nothing you can do about it at all.

[TheTheguy1]

this looks like an interesting game, it is like the MK fatalities, but in the middle of the game.

Tis trippy yp.

[saiyaman87]

it reminds me of super mario strikers anyway

[TheTheguy1]

heh, in a way it does. Nice call

[jagus12]

Yeah its like an MK fatality...

A x999999 more devastating fatality :D

[jagus12]

OMG I cant believe it, someone ACTUALLY kicked the ball!!!

[omgimodio]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, somebody finally makes a smart comment!

[DevilBaby626]

Wow! Remilia must be the smartest character ever!

I mean, she's one of the only people that knows "Okay, this is soccer, i am meant to KICK the ball"