look up examples of anthropomorphic objects and you'll often see that they have smiley faces just like that. When someone puts a smiling mouth and cute eyes on a ice cream it's intended to convey familiar human emotions. It's not intended to represent elephants, frogs, donkeys or spiders. Clean the sand out of your reproductive tract and admit you're wrong.
Jack Dee (a comedian) had a section of his comedy similar to this, except it was an indian restaurant... which ended up getting shut down because of complaints. :P
I hate to say this, but you can do better that this. Your Fucking Jack Fucking Stratiff man! wtf? The game is how long you can keep them on the phone, with your wit. Which by way, you a ton of. So smart and funny.
you may wanna lay off the alcohol maam lmfao this guy is awesome. I work at Papa John's and always get the urge to mess with customers like this hahahaa
@DoctorRainbow8321 I bow to your experience of penises, considering: 1. your channel is titled "penis" 2. your wallpaper is anthropomorphic ice cream cones 3. your only video is a unicorn saying "woohoo" 4. Your name is "DoctorRainbow" P.S. Why did you have to throw in the "bleeding" bit, I'm trying to eat some fucking beets bro.
@kyebean You say it like you even have any knowledge at all with vaginas. Says the virgin who probably only has seen his mother's. Look up the definition of anthropomorphic, ps. Bleeding vaginas with yeast infection. Cry some more.
@DoctorRainbow8321 Don't worry, I know my way around a vagina and since you're bringing mothers into this, I should tell you that I spend so much time in your mom's vagina that I put down a welcome mat and moved in my couch. So seriously you're tellin me that you aren't gay? What's wrong with my usage of "anthropomorphic"?
@kyebean First off, you call me gay yet you know not of my gender, sexuality, or who I even am. Secondly the 'your mother' joke is old as fuck, and invalid in this instance. Really, virgin? Who's was it, the 5 year old girl you raped or the fat ugly old woman who really didn't want you? You would know if you knew the definition. Try harder.
@DoctorRainbow8321 sorry if you really want me to know your stats feel free to divulge. But I think it's appropriate to assume someone with your name and channel is a gay male or a very strange preteen girl lol. This is really funny that you're accusing me of not knowing the definition when you're obviously the one who doesn't. If a non human object has human features it is perfectly correct to call it anthropomorphic. Don't involve me in your fucked up masturbation fantasies please.
@DoctorRainbow8321 I don't think you ever understood "anthropomorphic" before this conversation, and you thought I was as dumb as you, so you tried to pretend you knew the definition. Haha now you've looked it up, realized you're an idiot and are trying to weasel out of it. Of course those eyes and mouth are human features, what the fuck do you think they're based on, an armadillo?
@kyebean Eyes and a mouth are not human features. Almost every living creature has eyes and a mouth. I think you've failed hard here, bro. Now go cry in a corner, and maybe end your life.
@DoctorRainbow8321 haha i'm not gonna turn this into a flame war but just look at your previous comments and what you guys are arguing about. i'm merely pointing out how childish the diction of your conversation is, with the penis vagina etc...have a nice day!
@SamusAbe Childish? I hope a child wouldn't be talking about such vulgarities, but who knows, maybe you were raped and abused by daddy during your childhood.
@DuhyatheSecond It makes you look like a huge idiot since you don't even know what the definition of blatant is. You use it wrong, to try and make you look smart. Great job, moron!
@DoctorRainbow8321 Herpa derp why would you need to look smart in a arguement, the point im trying to sell you on is that you pick fights and are trolling, which is pretty obvious to any third party watching this arguement. I'm done anyways, enjoy calling people on the internet names and picking fights, i'm sure it will fill the gaping whole in your life.
@DuhyatheSecond Haha, It's really funny how you have nothing better to say so you make up bullshit like this. I think we are done here, and you're a pathetic loser. Cry harder.
@DoctorRainbow8321 Ha, i guess theres no winning with people who always believe they are right and calling names will make their opinion better. Bye kid :)
@DuhyatheSecond There's no losing to a hypocritical imbecile like you.
You are not ever right, and pretending you didn't cuss over and over won't make you look like any less of the 10 year old kid who was raped too much that you are.
@DuhyatheSecond "Doctorrainbow sounds like a troll, he was probably abused by his dad and raped." I think that's as bad as cursing, if not worse. Try harder, fail troll. You are such an idiot it's funny.
@graydays79 His phone number is (was) one number different from the local Papa Johns. When he picked up the phone, he would record it and answer it like he was an employee. I just hope he didn't make a fool of himself if he answered it and it wasn't someone trying to get a pizza. "How can I help you?" "What? Jack what are you talking about?" XD
Uh you shouldn't let her put down the phone lol, except maybe I like you older posted vid styles much better, ie making them pick up the pizza on their own, and finally tit size? That was 10/10 for real. Haha, maybe fetish meal deal is a much better option. ROFL, I like the left over deal though.
i loved this one very funny he kept calling back if i were that lady i would have either called da cops or went to the papa jons 2 ask what was the guys problem i think Jack's calls r very funny wish i had da guts to do dat upload more
i like the part when you say that she needs to leave the alcohol alone.....lol....she laughed through it all......Jack i miss you pranking angry people......make them angry....lolllllllllll
conformation on the cancellation lol
Koopa512 3 days ago
i dont get it... how do they get the number to cal... and how does this guydo this?
safabecker 4 days ago
Wrong number turn into a huge life mistake!
cgountanis 1 week ago
"This is a confirmation call on a pizza deliver" Lol
Xeron05 1 month ago
that sound prolly scared the shit out of her lol
Showbert1 2 months ago
the hold music is maybe my favorite part of these videos
pr00de 3 months ago
I don't get it.. Like how did they get the number...
BepeLovesYou 4 months ago
@BepeLovesYou his number is one number off of papa johns or something
politicaltruth42 1 month ago
LMAO@the music when she was "put on hold"
eldiablov2 4 months ago
the sounds sound like a baby toy
TheLoneWolfInMySoul 4 months ago
I need confirmation on that cancellation. :P:P
naseermohsin 5 months ago
this video is like a breeding ground for trolls.
NIch43 6 months ago
the holding song cracks me up everytime :)
bluecoloredjellybean 7 months ago 9
@bluecoloredjellybean hhahaha yes you are right
ROUGHDIAMONDS1 7 months ago
look up examples of anthropomorphic objects and you'll often see that they have smiley faces just like that. When someone puts a smiling mouth and cute eyes on a ice cream it's intended to convey familiar human emotions. It's not intended to represent elephants, frogs, donkeys or spiders. Clean the sand out of your reproductive tract and admit you're wrong.
kyebean 7 months ago
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@kyebean you guys are in the most pathetic argument i've ever seen
SamusAbe 7 months ago
NICE HOLD MUSIC LMFAO
angelmonroe143 9 months ago
lmfao
honkytonk900 9 months ago
i cant stop laughing!
AlkalineDyl 10 months ago
"I need confirmation on that cancelation ma'am" lol
ahmadnajee 10 months ago
hahahaha i like pissing off girls to hahahaha
MegaDemonte 11 months ago
2 liters of coke and a blowjob for $5.50 lol
zepps88 1 year ago
the hold music was hilarious!!!
Jra9008 1 year ago
LMAO, love this shit.
gdub6933 1 year ago
calling them back so many times is kinda weird.
shawnio 1 year ago
okay, this video is soo wrong. I don't like it when you call them back... that's just creepy.
Sepharite 1 year ago
I knew a blow job was going to come into this call at some point ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
gaozhi2007 1 year ago
"dormitorium"
canucks16 1 year ago 2
just wanna say jack is the man!! lol.
interpol007 1 year ago
my name is suk on my dick or a night special balls
xskittlezx96 1 year ago
wdf? @ 1:10 ._.
TheDAses10 1 year ago
Jack Dee (a comedian) had a section of his comedy similar to this, except it was an indian restaurant... which ended up getting shut down because of complaints. :P
Maca68 1 year ago
@Maca68 link?
UntitledBand2011 4 months ago
@UntitledBand2011 Type in "Jack Dee live and uncut - second half part 7" and skip to about 2:10
Maca68 4 months ago
He has the perfect voice for this.
rocaho001 1 year ago 20
just wow
conker19 1 year ago
confirmation is important
YouFailHah 1 year ago
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Dumb bitches...get off your ass if you want some breadsticks.
refuckulate420 1 year ago
Dumb bitches.
Cralfinsamhiemnater 1 year ago
kept Calling her xD
shawnb1003 1 year ago
Good taste in hold music, rockin' Beethovens 9th symphony.
superwowie111 1 year ago
i need conformation on that cancelation!
LucasKBize 1 year ago
she sounds like a dumb bitch
stopnope 1 year ago
You may wanna get a phone other than a cordless, they uh, the static volume on them are alot uh, less direct.
uhu.
emoscreamohxc 1 year ago 2
i Know, how could u just order that?
TheHAMMER77777 1 year ago
lol
wtf is with the noises at 1:08?? did he do that or what?
either way this chick sounds like a fucking cunt
emoscreamohxc 1 year ago
dangg
chem77 1 year ago
"i can throw in a 2 liter of coke and a blowjob for $5.50" lol
zepps88 1 year ago 2
We might want to lay off the sticks for a while.
What kind of sticks 8-0
ultimaxx9 1 year ago 2
I hate to say this, but you can do better that this. Your Fucking Jack Fucking Stratiff man! wtf? The game is how long you can keep them on the phone, with your wit. Which by way, you a ton of. So smart and funny.
analyzingfunny 1 year ago 2
lmao this is great
Satisfocalypse 1 year ago
stupid bitch wants breadsticks delivered ? fuck that
younghippo 1 year ago 3
RICK OR SCOTT
AMpufnstuf 1 year ago
@AMpufnstuf lol rick scott runnin 4 governor in florida
dangnuggets1 1 year ago
who the hell just eats breadsticks?
cafeledavid 1 year ago 2
@cafeledavid I was just thinking the same thing!
BstrangerUK 1 year ago
the main location ma'am. lol
TheFooey 1 year ago
This girl is so dumb!!
GetItRight222 1 year ago
you may wanna lay off the alcohol maam lmfao this guy is awesome. I work at Papa John's and always get the urge to mess with customers like this hahahaa
ravensfan4life521 2 years ago
lol I need confirmation on the cancellation
swissbones8mm 2 years ago 6
Love the Hold Music.
XxArahonxX 2 years ago 5
Main Papa John's Breadstick Office LMFAO!!!
FirgineSnake 2 years ago
lmao....the MAIN OFFICE
royfudgloy 2 years ago
LOL " I need a confirmation on that cancellation maam" What pure wit!!!!
shawnlavon2 2 years ago 5
who has the ballsack to order bread sticks only, I would feel like real piece of work doing that.
jxwhee 2 years ago 74
@jxwhee
I know right?
I would definitely check my breadsticks for spit after wasting resources like that. o.o
People who make my food intimidate me, because some of them can be really fucking immature XD.
AntiEtc 1 year ago
@jxwhee in my experience vaginas make people even more obnoxious than ballsacks.
kyebean 8 months ago
@kyebean in my experience penises make people more of obnoxious assholes than bleeding vaginas. u mad?
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 I bow to your experience of penises, considering: 1. your channel is titled "penis" 2. your wallpaper is anthropomorphic ice cream cones 3. your only video is a unicorn saying "woohoo" 4. Your name is "DoctorRainbow" P.S. Why did you have to throw in the "bleeding" bit, I'm trying to eat some fucking beets bro.
kyebean 7 months ago
@kyebean You say it like you even have any knowledge at all with vaginas. Says the virgin who probably only has seen his mother's. Look up the definition of anthropomorphic, ps. Bleeding vaginas with yeast infection. Cry some more.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Don't worry, I know my way around a vagina and since you're bringing mothers into this, I should tell you that I spend so much time in your mom's vagina that I put down a welcome mat and moved in my couch. So seriously you're tellin me that you aren't gay? What's wrong with my usage of "anthropomorphic"?
kyebean 7 months ago
@kyebean First off, you call me gay yet you know not of my gender, sexuality, or who I even am. Secondly the 'your mother' joke is old as fuck, and invalid in this instance. Really, virgin? Who's was it, the 5 year old girl you raped or the fat ugly old woman who really didn't want you? You would know if you knew the definition. Try harder.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 sorry if you really want me to know your stats feel free to divulge. But I think it's appropriate to assume someone with your name and channel is a gay male or a very strange preteen girl lol. This is really funny that you're accusing me of not knowing the definition when you're obviously the one who doesn't. If a non human object has human features it is perfectly correct to call it anthropomorphic. Don't involve me in your fucked up masturbation fantasies please.
kyebean 7 months ago
@kyebean Exactly, since when was eyes and a mouth human features? Keep trying smartass.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Wow nice try, but the fail whale is circling for the kill. There's no escape now.
kyebean 7 months ago
@kyebean If that's the best you have you've obviously lost.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 I don't think you ever understood "anthropomorphic" before this conversation, and you thought I was as dumb as you, so you tried to pretend you knew the definition. Haha now you've looked it up, realized you're an idiot and are trying to weasel out of it. Of course those eyes and mouth are human features, what the fuck do you think they're based on, an armadillo?
kyebean 7 months ago
@kyebean Eyes and a mouth are not human features. Almost every living creature has eyes and a mouth. I think you've failed hard here, bro. Now go cry in a corner, and maybe end your life.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 you guys are in the most pathetic argument in the history of youtube
SamusAbe 7 months ago
@SamusAbe Oh, trust me there's a lot worse. People like you, for instance.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 haha i'm not gonna turn this into a flame war but just look at your previous comments and what you guys are arguing about. i'm merely pointing out how childish the diction of your conversation is, with the penis vagina etc...have a nice day!
SamusAbe 7 months ago
@SamusAbe Childish? I hope a child wouldn't be talking about such vulgarities, but who knows, maybe you were raped and abused by daddy during your childhood.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Doctorrainbow sounds like a troll, he was probably abused by his dad and raped.
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
@DuhyatheSecond Aww, you were abused and raped by your dad so you're imaging others were too.
Too bad, you're the only faggot who likes it up the ass from daddy.
Try harder, canadafag, eh.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 You brought it up first so you obviously have had those thoughts in your mind.
I know im feeding the trolls but umad?
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
@DuhyatheSecond It's funny how everything you say just makes you look like more of an idiot.
Keep digging your hole, faggot.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 It makes you look more like a idiot due to your blatant name calling and unwarranted self importance.
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
@DuhyatheSecond It makes you look like a huge idiot since you don't even know what the definition of blatant is. You use it wrong, to try and make you look smart. Great job, moron!
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Herpa derp why would you need to look smart in a arguement, the point im trying to sell you on is that you pick fights and are trolling, which is pretty obvious to any third party watching this arguement. I'm done anyways, enjoy calling people on the internet names and picking fights, i'm sure it will fill the gaping whole in your life.
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
@DuhyatheSecond Haha, It's really funny how you have nothing better to say so you make up bullshit like this. I think we are done here, and you're a pathetic loser. Cry harder.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Ha, i guess theres no winning with people who always believe they are right and calling names will make their opinion better. Bye kid :)
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
@DuhyatheSecond There's no losing to a hypocritical imbecile like you.
You are not ever right, and pretending you didn't cuss over and over won't make you look like any less of the 10 year old kid who was raped too much that you are.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@DoctorRainbow8321 Look at my posts and see the only thing that can be taken as a cuss is "idiot." Good job pulling evidence out of your arse though.
DuhyatheSecond 7 months ago
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@DuhyatheSecond "Doctorrainbow sounds like a troll, he was probably abused by his dad and raped." I think that's as bad as cursing, if not worse. Try harder, fail troll. You are such an idiot it's funny.
DoctorRainbow8321 7 months ago
@jxwhee My friend and I have done it several times and we feel like manly men every time. :D
QKlilx 3 months ago
sir....I JUST TOLD YOU i didnt place a order
RussianMindControl 2 years ago 3
the main papa johns cheese stick office XD
truantw16 2 years ago
yeah I just calling to tell you that there has been a delivery block placed on this number because of an invalid order entry.
howedo189 2 years ago
2 litres of cola and a blowjob:P
judopathoftruth 2 years ago 51
@judopathoftruth ya lol
dangnuggets1 1 year ago
@judopathoftruth LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
hahawzz 1 year ago
@judopathoftruth for about 5.50?
TBProductions321 1 year ago
lol she sounds sweet
daniibaby500 2 years ago 5
he called back like three times XD
MabiX7 2 years ago 2
How does he get people to call his house thinking its papa johns?
NosoCOMINSOON 2 years ago
He said in one of his other video descriptions that his number was one digit different to the number of the pizza place
saspurs444 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
read his profile
iam2danditiscool 2 years ago
@NosoCOMINSOON thats waht i want to know !! lol
graydays79 1 year ago
@graydays79 His phone number is (was) one number different from the local Papa Johns. When he picked up the phone, he would record it and answer it like he was an employee. I just hope he didn't make a fool of himself if he answered it and it wasn't someone trying to get a pizza. "How can I help you?" "What? Jack what are you talking about?" XD
Rex8855 1 year ago
@Rex8855 HAHAHAHA :> right thats funny lol
graydays79 1 year ago
@Rex8855 - That wouldn't be as embarassing as you think.
BayviewFinch 1 year ago
@BayviewFinch Ah? Maybe not to him, haha.
Rex8855 1 year ago
delivery block for an invalid entry.lol
mikescott27 2 years ago
The cinnamon sticks... instead of the cheese dicks
StevieBoy21 2 years ago 2
well, gee... I would have taken advantage of one of the late night specials
StevieBoy21 2 years ago 3
haha Rick and Scott... lol which one was it that liekd the voluptuous women again?
StevieBoy21 2 years ago
Jack sounds drunk at 4.27
andrew1984uk 2 years ago
so thats what happens when he puts people on hold..hits the bottle lol
acdcrocka 2 years ago
The dormatorium
allusernamestaken12 2 years ago
The hold tone sounds like pokemon xD
Starlynx 2 years ago
ode to joy.
Grensley 2 years ago
sound like ode to joy to me...
prallworks 2 years ago
i fuckin lost it at "a 2 liter of coke and a blowjob for 5.50"
BrandonTheRemix 2 years ago 3
haha, how many people must go a night without a meal coz of this guy
ALiicKz 2 years ago 5
You may want to think about laying off the alcohol, also. CLASSIC.
mikefutureherping 2 years ago
She sounded hot it has to be said
andrew1984uk 2 years ago 8
this guy is a comic genius!!
MrMACHOMAN84 2 years ago
ha a 2 liter coke and a blowjob funny shyt
brawlamike 2 years ago
1:07 - 1:20 WTF!!! So funny
b3a2w1 2 years ago
Lmao! This is funnyy xD
kennedyjayleighbaybe 2 years ago
lol funny as hell
xxXThebudXxx 2 years ago
lol for once you laugh after someone hangs up
warlord1994 2 years ago 2
a 2 liter coke and a blow job
SkaterPlNK 2 years ago 4
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toamatoro614 2 years ago
I need to have a beer with jack.
TheChicagoComedian 2 years ago
lmfao i love your vids they make me jizz
0mgWhiteboy 2 years ago
l0l
mercanaries3 2 years ago
hilarious
jeg622 2 years ago
I always excited to hear these videos!
tubeparker23 2 years ago
prank call my friend on (904)-501-9631 on weekends or on weekeays after 3:15 (Estern time)
Iondal1 2 years ago 2
stfu
barbarianerik 2 years ago
Sounds like a b & p session at the ol' sorority whore house
lintxxxxx 2 years ago
i love it!!!!!!
8hollowtip8 2 years ago
XD He keeps on calling.
MabiX7 2 years ago
You're my hero, Jack! ^^
mrdwyndwyn 2 years ago
whata cunt
popwarskatemore7 2 years ago
was that a good 5 times he called back? haha
RemedyDrive1 2 years ago
Rick, the delivery man, is gonna pop a cheesestick in yo ass.
RedDaVincy 2 years ago 5
Uh you shouldn't let her put down the phone lol, except maybe I like you older posted vid styles much better, ie making them pick up the pizza on their own, and finally tit size? That was 10/10 for real. Haha, maybe fetish meal deal is a much better option. ROFL, I like the left over deal though.
GTRFireMan 2 years ago
I wouldn't have joked on the girls. I would have said to wait and keep them waiting. (;
TerryFilming 2 years ago
if only everybody were jackstratiff
ebonyflesh69 2 years ago
i loved this one very funny he kept calling back if i were that lady i would have either called da cops or went to the papa jons 2 ask what was the guys problem i think Jack's calls r very funny wish i had da guts to do dat upload more
PJBrown48dahornet828 2 years ago
lol
jhaze918 2 years ago
Kind of slower paced than the other one. Plus, her voice is tres annoying
Brainstrain 2 years ago
keep calling back, she might go for that bj
apengsanjuan 2 years ago 5
And so Papa's John loses another customer to Dominos :)
xtronicx 2 years ago
you are awesome
mcgroobber 2 years ago
omg she hangs up like a million times
hbkhhh21 2 years ago
Funny as hell!!!!
dwt66 2 years ago
haha
LuFFyStRuM 2 years ago
this one is bomba
DoubleOhSevenBaby 2 years ago
You are the greatest, Jack and we would like to see more of this from you.
onurzin 2 years ago
oh man this wins so much, thank you..
DeltaFoxCommando 2 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!
colorina1980 2 years ago
He calls her back like 10 times haha
franky442 2 years ago 4
lol hahaha... I'll give them some nice warm breadsticks
patzivota22 2 years ago
i need confirmation on that cancelation hahahahaah
it sounded so funny
youre a genius !!
haithy 2 years ago 4
LMAO good one!
jacobkimgary 2 years ago
Jack, more please! Upload them all!
DreamEclipse 2 years ago
i like the part when you say that she needs to leave the alcohol alone.....lol....she laughed through it all......Jack i miss you pranking angry people......make them angry....lolllllllllll
LatinaLady30 2 years ago
she sounds like she needs to get laid
fallenfluxer 2 years ago 6
I'll gladly serve it to her
andrew1984uk 2 years ago
w00t
SilentKillayou 2 years ago
Best pranks ever
darylghghgh 2 years ago
That made my day.
ChrisSniped 2 years ago
nice work...i would have told her to go ride on a stick as well lmao :p
stevema2 2 years ago
Ditto !!! Thnx again
DragonovSVD 2 years ago
THanks for the new vid man. your my fav!
sktslime 2 years ago
Thanks for the new one here so quick!
frankiegallanger 2 years ago
Yeah, nice!
djchozen91 2 years ago
awesome!
theray1115 2 years ago
ow my ears at like 1:05