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  • conformation on the cancellation lol

  • i dont get it... how do they get the number to cal... and how does this guydo this?

  • Wrong number turn into a huge life mistake!

  • "This is a confirmation call on a pizza deliver" Lol

  • that sound prolly scared the shit out of her lol

  • the hold music is maybe my favorite part of these videos

  • I don't get it.. Like how did they get the number...

  • @BepeLovesYou his number is one number off of papa johns or something

  • LMAO@the music when she was "put on hold"

  • the sounds sound like a baby toy

  • I need confirmation on that cancellation. :P:P

  • this video is like a breeding ground for trolls.

  • the holding song cracks me up everytime :)

  • @bluecoloredjellybean hhahaha yes you are right

  • look up examples of anthropomorphic objects and you'll often see that they have smiley faces just like that. When someone puts a smiling mouth and cute eyes on a ice cream it's intended to convey familiar human emotions. It's not intended to represent elephants, frogs, donkeys or spiders. Clean the sand out of your reproductive tract and admit you're wrong.

  • NICE HOLD MUSIC LMFAO

  • lmfao 

  • i cant stop laughing!

  • "I need confirmation on that cancelation ma'am" lol

  • hahahaha i like pissing off girls to hahahaha

  • 2 liters of coke and a blowjob for $5.50 lol

  • the hold music was hilarious!!!

  • LMAO, love this shit.

  • calling them back so many times is kinda weird.

  • okay, this video is soo wrong. I don't like it when you call them back... that's just creepy.

  • I knew a blow job was going to come into this call at some point ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

  • "dormitorium"

  • just wanna say jack is the man!! lol.

  • my name is suk on my dick or a night special balls

  • wdf? @ 1:10 ._.

  • Jack Dee (a comedian) had a section of his comedy similar to this, except it was an indian restaurant... which ended up getting shut down because of complaints. :P

  • @Maca68 link?

  • @UntitledBand2011 Type in "Jack Dee live and uncut - second half part 7" and skip to about 2:10

  • He has the perfect voice for this.

  • just wow

  • confirmation is important

  • Dumb bitches.

  • kept Calling her xD

  • Good taste in hold music, rockin' Beethovens 9th symphony.

  • i need conformation on that cancelation!

  • she sounds like a dumb bitch

  • You may wanna get a phone other than a cordless, they uh, the static volume on them are alot uh, less direct.

    uhu.

  • i Know, how could u just order that?

  • lol

    wtf is with the noises at 1:08?? did he do that or what?

    either way this chick sounds like a fucking cunt

  • dangg

  • "i can throw in a 2 liter of coke and a blowjob for $5.50" lol

  • We might want to lay off the sticks for a while.

    What kind of sticks 8-0

  • I hate to say this, but you can do better that this. Your Fucking Jack Fucking Stratiff man! wtf? The game is how long you can keep them on the phone, with your wit. Which by way, you a ton of. So smart and funny.

  • lmao this is great

  • stupid bitch wants breadsticks delivered ? fuck that

  • RICK OR SCOTT

  • @AMpufnstuf lol rick scott runnin 4 governor in florida

  • who the hell just eats breadsticks?

  • @cafeledavid I was just thinking the same thing!

  • the main location ma'am. lol

  • This girl is so dumb!!

  • you may wanna lay off the alcohol maam lmfao this guy is awesome. I work at Papa John's and always get the urge to mess with customers like this hahahaa

  • lol I need confirmation on the cancellation

  • Love the Hold Music.

  • Main Papa John's Breadstick Office LMFAO!!!

  • lmao....the MAIN OFFICE

  • LOL " I need a confirmation on that cancellation maam" What pure wit!!!!

  • who has the ballsack to order bread sticks only, I would feel like real piece of work doing that.

  • @jxwhee

    I know right?

    I would definitely check my breadsticks for spit after wasting resources like that. o.o

    People who make my food intimidate me, because some of them can be really fucking immature XD.

  • @jxwhee in my experience vaginas make people even more obnoxious than ballsacks.

  • @kyebean in my experience penises make people more of obnoxious assholes than bleeding vaginas. u mad?

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 I bow to your experience of penises, considering: 1. your channel is titled "penis" 2. your wallpaper is anthropomorphic ice cream cones 3. your only video is a unicorn saying "woohoo" 4. Your name is "DoctorRainbow" P.S. Why did you have to throw in the "bleeding" bit, I'm trying to eat some fucking beets bro.

  • @kyebean You say it like you even have any knowledge at all with vaginas. Says the virgin who probably only has seen his mother's. Look up the definition of anthropomorphic, ps. Bleeding vaginas with yeast infection. Cry some more.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Don't worry, I know my way around a vagina and since you're bringing mothers into this, I should tell you that I spend so much time in your mom's vagina that I put down a welcome mat and moved in my couch. So seriously you're tellin me that you aren't gay? What's wrong with my usage of "anthropomorphic"?

  • @kyebean First off, you call me gay yet you know not of my gender, sexuality, or who I even am. Secondly the 'your mother' joke is old as fuck, and invalid in this instance. Really, virgin? Who's was it, the 5 year old girl you raped or the fat ugly old woman who really didn't want you? You would know if you knew the definition. Try harder.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 sorry if you really want me to know your stats feel free to divulge. But I think it's appropriate to assume someone with your name and channel is a gay male or a very strange preteen girl lol. This is really funny that you're accusing me of not knowing the definition when you're obviously the one who doesn't. If a non human object has human features it is perfectly correct to call it anthropomorphic. Don't involve me in your fucked up masturbation fantasies please.

  • @kyebean Exactly, since when was eyes and a mouth human features? Keep trying smartass.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Wow nice try, but the fail whale is circling for the kill. There's no escape now.

  • @kyebean If that's the best you have you've obviously lost.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 I don't think you ever understood "anthropomorphic" before this conversation, and you thought I was as dumb as you, so you tried to pretend you knew the definition. Haha now you've looked it up, realized you're an idiot and are trying to weasel out of it. Of course those eyes and mouth are human features, what the fuck do you think they're based on, an armadillo?

  • @kyebean Eyes and a mouth are not human features. Almost every living creature has eyes and a mouth. I think you've failed hard here, bro. Now go cry in a corner, and maybe end your life.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 you guys are in the most pathetic argument in the history of youtube

  • @SamusAbe Oh, trust me there's a lot worse. People like you, for instance.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 haha i'm not gonna turn this into a flame war but just look at your previous comments and what you guys are arguing about. i'm merely pointing out how childish the diction of your conversation is, with the penis vagina etc...have a nice day!

  • @SamusAbe Childish? I hope a child wouldn't be talking about such vulgarities, but who knows, maybe you were raped and abused by daddy during your childhood.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Doctorrainbow sounds like a troll, he was probably abused by his dad and raped.

  • @DuhyatheSecond Aww, you were abused and raped by your dad so you're imaging others were too.

    Too bad, you're the only faggot who likes it up the ass from daddy.

    Try harder, canadafag, eh.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 You brought it up first so you obviously have had those thoughts in your mind.

    I know im feeding the trolls but umad?

  • @DuhyatheSecond It's funny how everything you say just makes you look like more of an idiot.

    Keep digging your hole, faggot.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 It makes you look more like a idiot due to your blatant name calling and unwarranted self importance.

  • @DuhyatheSecond It makes you look like a huge idiot since you don't even know what the definition of blatant is. You use it wrong, to try and make you look smart. Great job, moron!

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Herpa derp why would you need to look smart in a arguement, the point im trying to sell you on is that you pick fights and are trolling, which is pretty obvious to any third party watching this arguement. I'm done anyways, enjoy calling people on the internet names and picking fights, i'm sure it will fill the gaping whole in your life.

  • @DuhyatheSecond Haha, It's really funny how you have nothing better to say so you make up bullshit like this. I think we are done here, and you're a pathetic loser. Cry harder.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Ha, i guess theres no winning with people who always believe they are right and calling names will make their opinion better. Bye kid :)

  • @DuhyatheSecond There's no losing to a hypocritical imbecile like you.

    You are not ever right, and pretending you didn't cuss over and over won't make you look like any less of the 10 year old kid who was raped too much that you are.

  • @DoctorRainbow8321 Look at my posts and see the only thing that can be taken as a cuss is "idiot." Good job pulling evidence out of your arse though.

  • @jxwhee My friend and I have done it several times and we feel like manly men every time. :D

  • sir....I JUST TOLD YOU i didnt place a order

  • the main papa johns cheese stick office XD

  • yeah I just calling to tell you that there has been a delivery block placed on this number because of an invalid order entry.

  • 2 litres of cola and a blowjob:P

  • @judopathoftruth ya lol

  • @judopathoftruth LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @judopathoftruth for about 5.50?

  • lol she sounds sweet

  • he called back like three times XD

  • How does he get people to call his house thinking its papa johns?

  • He said in one of his other video descriptions that his number was one digit different to the number of the pizza place

  • @NosoCOMINSOON thats waht i want to know !! lol

  • @graydays79 His phone number is (was) one number different from the local Papa Johns. When he picked up the phone, he would record it and answer it like he was an employee. I just hope he didn't make a fool of himself if he answered it and it wasn't someone trying to get a pizza. "How can I help you?" "What? Jack what are you talking about?" XD

  • @Rex8855 HAHAHAHA :> right thats funny lol

  • @Rex8855 - That wouldn't be as embarassing as you think.

  • @BayviewFinch Ah? Maybe not to him, haha.

  • delivery block for an invalid entry.lol

  • The cinnamon sticks... instead of the cheese dicks

  • well, gee... I would have taken advantage of one of the late night specials

  • haha Rick and Scott... lol which one was it that liekd the voluptuous women again?

  • Jack sounds drunk at 4.27

  • so thats what happens when he puts people on hold..hits the bottle lol

  • The dormatorium

  • The hold tone sounds like pokemon xD

  • ode to joy.

  • sound like ode to joy to me...

  • i fuckin lost it at "a 2 liter of coke and a blowjob for 5.50"

  • haha, how many people must go a night without a meal coz of this guy

  • You may want to think about laying off the alcohol, also. CLASSIC.

  • She sounded hot it has to be said

  • this guy is a comic genius!!

  • ha a 2 liter coke and a blowjob funny shyt

  • 1:07 - 1:20 WTF!!! So funny

  • Lmao! This is funnyy xD

  • lol funny as hell

  • lol for once you laugh after someone hangs up

  • a 2 liter coke and a blow job

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  • I need to have a beer with jack.

  • lmfao i love your vids they make me jizz

  • l0l

  • hilarious

  • I always excited to hear these videos!

  • prank call my friend on (904)-501-9631 on weekends or on weekeays after 3:15 (Estern time)

  • stfu

  • Sounds like a b & p session at the ol' sorority whore house

  • i love it!!!!!!

  • XD He keeps on calling.

  • You're my hero, Jack! ^^

  • whata cunt

  • was that a good 5 times he called back? haha

  • Rick, the delivery man, is gonna pop a cheesestick in yo ass.

  • Uh you shouldn't let her put down the phone lol, except maybe I like you older posted vid styles much better, ie making them pick up the pizza on their own, and finally tit size? That was 10/10 for real. Haha, maybe fetish meal deal is a much better option. ROFL, I like the left over deal though.

  • I wouldn't have joked on the girls. I would have said to wait and keep them waiting. (;

  • if only everybody were jackstratiff

  • i loved this one very funny he kept calling back if i were that lady i would have either called da cops or went to the papa jons 2 ask what was the guys problem i think Jack's calls r very funny wish i had da guts to do dat upload more

  • lol

  • Kind of slower paced than the other one. Plus, her voice is tres annoying

  • keep calling back, she might go for that bj

  • And so Papa's John loses another customer to Dominos :)

  • you are awesome

  • omg she hangs up like a million times

  • Funny as hell!!!!

  • haha

  • this one is bomba

  • You are the greatest, Jack and we would like to see more of this from you.

  • oh man this wins so much, thank you..

  • Hahahahahahaha!

  • He calls her back like 10 times haha

  • lol hahaha... I'll give them some nice warm breadsticks

  • i need confirmation on that cancelation hahahahaah

    it sounded so funny

    youre a genius !!

  • LMAO good one!

  • Jack, more please! Upload them all!

  • i like the part when you say that she needs to leave the alcohol alone.....lol....she laughed through it all......Jack i miss you pranking angry people......make them angry....lolllllllllll

  • she sounds like she needs to get laid

  • I'll gladly serve it to her

  • w00t

  • Best pranks ever

  • That made my day.

  • nice work...i would have told her to go ride on a stick as well lmao :p

  • Ditto !!! Thnx again

  • THanks for the new vid man. your my fav!

  • Thanks for the new one here so quick!

  • Yeah, nice!

  • awesome!

  • ow my ears at like 1:05