I think its great you cover your face, so people don't bust your stones when you go outside. It's gonna take a lot more than a Geddy Lee bass to improve this god awful playing.
Zoltar kicks bass! I mean slaps... no kicks... no... dang, Zoltar has messed with my head using his mindcontrol... must.. slap... Zoltar... No I mean bass... must slap bass... have no bass... does not compute... exterminate... exterminate!
wow, that's good if he can't see, i mean just look at what ray charles acomplished. There's alot of comments about this video, considering it's a funny clip of a cardboard robot bassist on youtube! I found it shallow and padantic, just kidding Zoltar! Please don't enslave the human race!!!
cant you see its a joke? just because hes having fun and not trying to rip off victor wooten or something doesnt mean you should just shit on him. (and i respect and enjoy victor wooten to no end, and understand that slap and pop bass is very hard. and no, i cant do it.)
hmm, i suggest that u improve ur technique, get those stupid boxes off, and get some rhythm b4 u shame all bass players. thank you, that is all. it was funny for the first 3 seconds. then it was pathetic. thank you, that is all.
I really appreciate this video. I love the failed attemp at behind the back playing and the sezieur Zoltar has after popping. And the ski mask was a wonderful touch.
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter!its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
Just watched it 3 times! Love the end!
cappel95 9 months ago
wow this was ........ interesting haha
Elizamarie12 1 year ago
wow this is.... interesting haha
Elizamarie12 1 year ago
hahahahahaaaa...damn great!!!!
DavidWerhoru 1 year ago
YOU ARE A ROBIT-GOD AMONG HUMANS.
vagrantsoul32 2 years ago
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Naxxx 2 years ago 2
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY ZOLTAR !
Lollertron 3 years ago
thats ace :D
Adeyy1 3 years ago
for a robot with no eyes, I give a thumbs up :)
nova0052 3 years ago 4
beautifully hilarious you just brightened my day
bassman31793 3 years ago
I think its great you cover your face, so people don't bust your stones when you go outside. It's gonna take a lot more than a Geddy Lee bass to improve this god awful playing.
Hotler88 3 years ago 2
You are an inspiration to the suckiest bass players there are. You restore hope to them. Now they know they are not the only one....
whitechoc17 3 years ago
Wow I lawl at the fags who bash on this video.
poopnorris 3 years ago
Zoltar... you rock.
GFunknumber1 3 years ago
the best bass video
ellucco2999 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Xavlogic 4 years ago
YOU BOX-BASS player)) gg
IvchenkoS 4 years ago
oh my...:P
joren1990 4 years ago
so thats how they came up with the shitty seinfeld theme... huh.
bombtrak15 4 years ago 2
LOL.
chokeslap 4 years ago
I've heard about Zoltar before. I thought he was from the planet Funkzolafommabalola, but I'm not really sure.
freedok 4 years ago
wow i would be lying if i complimented you in any way because that sucked dick and you should kill yourself, fag
ttr4827 4 years ago
can you see cause your bass sounds shit
funkyjunky1232 4 years ago
Maybe if you put as much time into your act as you did playing this would be a decent video
mattyjulien 4 years ago
Im at a loss here!
simply6foot2 4 years ago
DORK!
dethking2 4 years ago
LOVED it!! Laughed outloud more than anything all day!!!
bultaco111 4 years ago
lol on the box 'my name is zoltar' that vid fucking amazing. ZOLTAR IS MY HERO
treasurewm1234 4 years ago
Lol the costume is necessary...
cuz the playing blows.
AlexConley 4 years ago
loving the costume its friggen hilarious. bass pretty weak though.
myiasis13 4 years ago
That was too much fun! Loved it!
Geddy Lee Jazz or '74 (or is it '72?) Reissue?
cygnusx211268 4 years ago 2
woah! tabs plz!!!!!
;)
fryBASS 4 years ago 2
Reminds me of the video for Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, heh.
I could just see Claypool doing something like this too.
eventhoriz0n 4 years ago
hahaha too fun
Nakor01 4 years ago
pretty good for someone made entirely of card.
lavinus 4 years ago
is he taking the piss
bassfunkjazz 4 years ago
wtf
mgdlgu 4 years ago
Zoltar is my favorite super hero :)
Fabyo222 4 years ago 2
I think funky bass music just took on a whole new meaning.
Keep rockin Zoltar!
almostlikable 4 years ago
ahahahhaha! fabolous!
myrageforyou 4 years ago
you suck zoltar
werjol 4 years ago
Wow, nothing more to say..
MaximLabordus 4 years ago
a walkin box playing bass hey?????
TheClown9317 4 years ago
wtf????
selenawannabe 4 years ago
i'll have some of whatever he's on=)
blooddrake20 4 years ago
.......
6youngfretshredder9 4 years ago
I have now seen everything... dang!...
GVike 4 years ago
mmmmmmm
rikdeepthepimp 4 years ago
Zoltar rules!!!!! yeah! keep rocking!!
t3t0m3d1n4 4 years ago
WOW..!!transformers playing bass guitar..
firounce66 4 years ago
Funny stuff. How do you sound with your arms free and being able to see?
brichterman 4 years ago
hahaha thats awesome xD
Skipioza 4 years ago
oh shit
great job zoltar hahaha
thats hilarious
sangsaratrip 4 years ago
really funny :)
kurcatovium 4 years ago
HEY i hv tht same bass...Geddy Lee jazz bass
fukin idiot such a good bass and he sux 2 da core
ikonxp 4 years ago
this is awsome
Ferrekk 4 years ago
ashame he has a nice bass...
INFORMALBLUESCHANNEL 4 years ago
Thank god! I lol'ed myself.
Mission Complete.
wooferwrecker 4 years ago
this video is for laughing and all you guys can do is nag about his slapping sucks...
bettes 4 years ago
the sound of the box moving around is better than the guitar
drewmesenchuk 4 years ago
YOu suck!!!
Pepperfan123 4 years ago
I agree with 73805
cib6404 4 years ago
i agree with 73805
cib6404 4 years ago
Imagine having the time to piss away doing this. MUST be a musician.
MoGreensEye 4 years ago
I Think I Just Died Inside... =[
73805 4 years ago
he's wearing the box to draw attention away from the fact he sucks....
my best bet
PP89089 4 years ago
its a joke dude.., he cant see
bathroomman 4 years ago
lol
animeloving2000 4 years ago
that makes me want to cut myself
sab1009 4 years ago
disrespect to slap bassists everywhere.
ddrma1 4 years ago
hahahahaha. nice.
xastos 4 years ago
lmao
Hiteryan 4 years ago
Since you're already in a box, could your friends dig a hole for you and kick your dumb ass in it? You're making a mockery of musicianship!
thumbs4bass 4 years ago
Its boxhead, buckethead's prodigy.
gnarkillbill 4 years ago
WTF?????????????
expressionality 4 years ago
Jeez..
EliasMohr 4 years ago
if only his playin was as gd as his costume it might b worth listenin 2
blastbar 4 years ago
Zoltar kicks bass! I mean slaps... no kicks... no... dang, Zoltar has messed with my head using his mindcontrol... must.. slap... Zoltar... No I mean bass... must slap bass... have no bass... does not compute... exterminate... exterminate!
vinny142 4 years ago
what a waste of youtubes space
iplaybassguitar 4 years ago
XD
RAKENROLLLL :DDDDDD
szidorpeter 4 years ago
have you got any fanclub????XDD
txorizo 4 years ago
stupid asshole
alekschon 4 years ago
great box
Prowlerslave 4 years ago
Muahaha.. thats the funniest shit Ive seen on Utube to date... awesome. I'll start my own slap bass bot and we will conquer the galaxy.
Spynetwork 4 years ago
ghhahahahah
murphykaas 4 years ago
lol you are the MAN lol
fordxg 4 years ago
ibang klase!!!!!
cristianbass2001 4 years ago
Zoltar rules!.
HellaMayo 4 years ago
i wonder if you know anything for bass guitar
piggybass 4 years ago
vai a lavorare!!!!!!!
unzalive 4 years ago
i believe you are the mentor of victor wooten,alain caron and marcus miller.
ice9fetus81 4 years ago
you are the best box bassist in the history of mankind!!!!
ice9fetus81 4 years ago
wow, that's good if he can't see, i mean just look at what ray charles acomplished. There's alot of comments about this video, considering it's a funny clip of a cardboard robot bassist on youtube! I found it shallow and padantic, just kidding Zoltar! Please don't enslave the human race!!!
marekzutano 4 years ago
cant you see its a joke? just because hes having fun and not trying to rip off victor wooten or something doesnt mean you should just shit on him. (and i respect and enjoy victor wooten to no end, and understand that slap and pop bass is very hard. and no, i cant do it.)
RDE138 4 years ago
nice box
ironmaiden55555 4 years ago
vai a kakareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
joeyfukers 4 years ago
ur a w3irdo and u s\/ck /\sshole
clutchchuck 4 years ago
ASU
cahbagus 4 years ago
you fuckin suck, give up bass youre making the rest of us look bad
fraleyro 4 years ago
i know d00d, isnt it sw33t
steamymexfilms 4 years ago
its a joke because he cant see dumbass.
and you look bad no matter what you cock sucker
reynolds101 4 years ago
lol i said that is all twice, ha. well, now that is all.
psbass5 4 years ago
hmm, i suggest that u improve ur technique, get those stupid boxes off, and get some rhythm b4 u shame all bass players. thank you, that is all. it was funny for the first 3 seconds. then it was pathetic. thank you, that is all.
psbass5 4 years ago
thank you, that was all
steamymexfilms 4 years ago
goon
fantastick123 4 years ago
I heard of this band, its the boxtops
poisonsunshine 4 years ago
that was fucking awesome! I love you!!
gerardbass1989 4 years ago
wow! i might wear a couple of boxes and see if i play any better.... xD weird.
KaMakaZeDaN17 4 years ago
wtf!!!!!!
crAZNimal 4 years ago
wow.....im,well for the first time I have nothing to say....the box is gay and the slapping sucks horriably
onebetter07 4 years ago
haha thats not the point of the video or anything
steamymexfilms 4 years ago
that was fucking awesome...
themafia006 4 years ago
damn that was funny !
daniloandres6 4 years ago
I really appreciate this video. I love the failed attemp at behind the back playing and the sezieur Zoltar has after popping. And the ski mask was a wonderful touch.
DynastyLang 4 years ago
best. youtube. video. ever.
Plushboy17 4 years ago
Was the box really necessary lol?!
Funny though =]]
And good playing
JAJ100 4 years ago
Yes, Do it again! LoL!
sonic1to1 4 years ago
shit, i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
malmustaine 4 years ago
Zoltar rules!
Therealzander 4 years ago
good!
kopenkeigo 4 years ago
Rofl, thats awesome
PrivatePancake 4 years ago
Lmao! I love the spazzing out bit at the end... excellent touch.
Hickory420 4 years ago
lol how can you even play in those boxes
wupyourass 4 years ago
great. your drunk outa ur head and still cud slap. im amazed man. doin that wen your so pissed outa your head. more please. any primus?!..
hilytrinity 4 years ago
yeash. i didnt know wot u where getting at. does it have speeds? all kind of speeds? ssssshhhhhhpppeeeeddddss?
hilytrinity 4 years ago
its kinda wierd u slapp at the bridge,but that was halarious
motoxchamp321 4 years ago
For all you bastards saying that this is bad, or its not funny..
you try playing slap bass in boxes! hahaha
love it.
Joe1215 4 years ago
best job ever at sucking. hilarious hahahaha
lostinouterbass 4 years ago
is that a geddy lee jazz bass?
skrfrk 4 years ago
Best vid ever! This is art!
desertshield 4 years ago
This is great. Kind of personifies my view of people today: "LOOK AT ME! I CAN SLAP! I'M A GREAT BASSIST NOW!!!" This was hilarious. Rock on, man.
Muaguana 4 years ago
Sounds like bird shit but its funny
bk21meh 4 years ago
eres poko tonto pijo
anda ke komo t vea por la calle t arreglo
llamamem 4 years ago
Zoltar Slap! Hell yer!
sikth66 4 years ago
ha ha ha very funny!!!
polpocari 4 years ago
hahahahahahhahhahahahahaahahaaah!! What a motherfucking crazy thing! xD!! LOL!!
CoTeCiOtm 4 years ago
haha i love 1:23
sliterchery 4 years ago
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter!its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
dookiebl 4 years ago
bass sounds good. you should clean up your room.
norik2 4 years ago
that was fucking awesome
Jewbread 4 years ago
Work on it and maybe you'll be like some sort of Bass Buckethead.
Unreal305 4 years ago
Whats in the boooox??!!
oluap84 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha LO FAG!!!
spikydemon 4 years ago
cool what type of bass is that?
spanky790 4 years ago
its a geddy lee jazz bass
smoozatron 4 years ago
Your a weirdo but thats good,
Bassmanjohnson 4 years ago
I love at the end when he's sustaining the notes and shaking his arms... so funny. :D
vic2587 4 years ago
That was IMMENSE!
because88 4 years ago
jajajajajajaja solo? he must be so "solo" in this world to do this kind of things, yeah, I agree... he's funny, and that's all.
ANKTSUNAMUNH 4 years ago
Not bad, considering it must be tricky ass hell to hold the bass properly when you're wearing cardboard boxes.
thomgreenwood 4 years ago
its funny cos ur in a box
bluesrocker1991 4 years ago
Cool!!!
Gigibidon 4 years ago
i guess its not bad for not being able to see...i guess....
lakaigne 4 years ago
you suck :P but it's a nice suit :P
Jirloow 4 years ago
I payed more attention to the suit more thatn the playing.
gamey91 4 years ago
i particularly like the arse solo. or was that just a misplaced bass? or am i drinking too much?
fasteddiecooper 5 years ago
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
xXnishikigoiXx 5 years ago
Take the box off, you will play better :)
Jahmas001 5 years ago
not bad, very miscoordinated... look it up Zoltar
Ijustneedthatsong 5 years ago
SOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!! HAHA
I was crackin up, I actually looking at Victor Wooten bass video and you were next up...alright on the bass, pretty good stuff
untuchubul 5 years ago
yea, thats how i got here too
MURPHY151 4 years ago
may be dumb but made me laugh
Mazzoball 5 years ago
what is with the cheap box suit??
Judders227 5 years ago
thats what happen if you smoke to much of forbidden things...
fretless407 5 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH a men brother.
xxxstoner666 5 years ago
You must see a doctor!!!
pippozzolo 5 years ago
very stupid asshole!
pippozzolo 5 years ago
aheuasehausehaseu funny.. : )
dark282 5 years ago
what the fuck is this shit?looks like sponge bob playing bass
explosiongalactica 5 years ago
hahahahahahahhha amen brother
xxxstoner666 5 years ago
i dunno zoltar, i think sometimes you're just TOO good. Tone it down, man.
X
stagfromTOS 5 years ago
OK... It is settled.. ZOLTAR sucks Ass...
DemiMegan 5 years ago
ROFL!!
rioted 5 years ago
lol..I like how he kept adusting the head.."there,now I don't look goofy" killer stuff :)
bloodsling 5 years ago
what a groove lol :D
pandakeisari 5 years ago
Oh shit. You are my hero :D
adamgordon 5 years ago
hahahaha 5 stars!!!!
RedbackDrummer 5 years ago
why r u wearing boxes
BlindRio23 5 years ago
HAHAHA
InterpolMatar 5 years ago