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  • Just watched it 3 times! Love the end!

  • wow this was ........ interesting haha

  • wow this is.... interesting haha

    

  • hahahahahaaaa...damn great!!!!

  • YOU ARE A ROBIT-GOD AMONG HUMANS.

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  • ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY ZOLTAR !

  • thats ace :D

  • for a robot with no eyes, I give a thumbs up :)

  • beautifully hilarious you just brightened my day

  • I think its great you cover your face, so people don't bust your stones when you go outside. It's gonna take a lot more than a Geddy Lee bass to improve this god awful playing.

  • You are an inspiration to the suckiest bass players there are. You restore hope to them. Now they know they are not the only one....

  • Wow I lawl at the fags who bash on this video.

  • Zoltar... you rock.

  • the best bass video

  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­aa

  • YOU BOX-BASS player)) gg

  • oh my...:P

  • so thats how they came up with the shitty seinfeld theme... huh.

  • LOL.

  • I've heard about Zoltar before. I thought he was from the planet Funkzolafommabalola, but I'm not really sure.

  • wow i would be lying if i complimented you in any way because that sucked dick and you should kill yourself, fag

  • can you see cause your bass sounds shit

  • Maybe if you put as much time into your act as you did playing this would be a decent video

  • Im at a loss here!

  • DORK!

  • LOVED it!! Laughed outloud more than anything all day!!!

  • lol on the box 'my name is zoltar' that vid fucking amazing. ZOLTAR IS MY HERO

  • Lol the costume is necessary...

    cuz the playing blows.

  • loving the costume its friggen hilarious. bass pretty weak though.

  • That was too much fun! Loved it!

    Geddy Lee Jazz or '74 (or is it '72?) Reissue?

  • woah!  tabs plz!!!!!

    ;)

  • Reminds me of the video for Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, heh.

    I could just see Claypool doing something like this too.

  • hahaha too fun

  • pretty good for someone made entirely of card.

  • is he taking the piss

  • wtf

  • Zoltar is my favorite super hero :)

  • I think funky bass music just took on a whole new meaning.

    Keep rockin Zoltar!

  • ahahahhaha! fabolous!

  • you suck zoltar

  • Wow, nothing more to say..

  • a walkin box playing bass hey?????

  • wtf????

  • i'll have some of whatever he's on=)

  • .......

  • I have now seen everything... dang!...

  • mmmmmmm

  • Zoltar rules!!!!! yeah! keep rocking!!

  • WOW..!!transformers playing bass guitar..

  • Funny stuff. How do you sound with your arms free and being able to see?

  • hahaha thats awesome xD

  • oh shit

    great job zoltar hahaha

    thats hilarious

  • really funny :)

  • HEY i hv tht same bass...Geddy Lee jazz bass

    fukin idiot such a good bass and he sux 2 da core

  • this is awsome

  • ashame he has a nice bass...

  • Thank god! I lol'ed myself.

    Mission Complete.

  • this video is for laughing and all you guys can do is nag about his slapping sucks...

  • the sound of the box moving around is better than the guitar

  • YOu suck!!!

  • I agree with 73805

  • i agree with 73805

  • Imagine having the time to piss away doing this. MUST be a musician.

  • I Think I Just Died Inside... =[

  • he's wearing the box to draw attention away from the fact he sucks....

    my best bet

  • its a joke dude.., he cant see

  • lol

  • that makes me want to cut myself

  • disrespect to slap bassists everywhere.

  • hahahahaha. nice.

  • lmao

  • Since you're already in a box, could your friends dig a hole for you and kick your dumb ass in it? You're making a mockery of musicianship!

  • Its boxhead, buckethead's prodigy.

  • WTF?????????????

  • Jeez..

  • if only his playin was as gd as his costume it might b worth listenin 2

  • Zoltar kicks bass! I mean slaps... no kicks... no... dang, Zoltar has messed with my head using his mindcontrol... must.. slap... Zoltar... No I mean bass... must slap bass... have no bass... does not compute... exterminate... exterminate!

  • what a waste of youtubes space

  • XD

    RAKENROLLLL :DDDDDD

  • have you got any fanclub????XDD

  • stupid asshole

  • great box

  • Muahaha.. thats the funniest shit Ive seen on Utube to date... awesome. I'll start my own slap bass bot and we will conquer the galaxy.

  • ghhahahahah

  • lol you are the MAN lol

  • ibang klase!!!!!

  • Zoltar rules!.

  • i wonder if you know anything for bass guitar

  • vai a lavorare!!!!!!!

  • i believe you are the mentor of victor wooten,alain caron and marcus miller.

  • you are the best box bassist in the history of mankind!!!!

  • wow, that's good if he can't see, i mean just look at what ray charles acomplished. There's alot of comments about this video, considering it's a funny clip of a cardboard robot bassist on youtube! I found it shallow and padantic, just kidding Zoltar! Please don't enslave the human race!!!

  • cant you see its a joke? just because hes having fun and not trying to rip off victor wooten or something doesnt mean you should just shit on him. (and i respect and enjoy victor wooten to no end, and understand that slap and pop bass is very hard. and no, i cant do it.)

  • nice box

  • vai a kakareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

  • ur a w3irdo and u s\/ck /\sshole

  • ASU

  • you fuckin suck, give up bass youre making the rest of us look bad

  • i know d00d, isnt it sw33t

  • its a joke because he cant see dumbass.

    and you look bad no matter what you cock sucker

  • lol i said that is all twice, ha. well, now that is all.

  • hmm, i suggest that u improve ur technique, get those stupid boxes off, and get some rhythm b4 u shame all bass players. thank you, that is all. it was funny for the first 3 seconds. then it was pathetic. thank you, that is all.

  • thank you, that was all

  • goon

  • I heard of this band, its the boxtops

  • that was fucking awesome! I love you!!

  • wow! i might wear a couple of boxes and see if i play any better.... xD weird.

  • wtf!!!!!!

  • wow.....im,well for the first time I have nothing to say....the box is gay and the slapping sucks horriably

  • haha thats not the point of the video or anything

  • that was fucking awesome...

  • damn that was funny !

  • I really appreciate this video. I love the failed attemp at behind the back playing and the sezieur Zoltar has after popping. And the ski mask was a wonderful touch.

  • best. youtube. video. ever.

  • Was the box really necessary lol?!

    Funny though =]]

    And good playing

  • Yes, Do it again! LoL!

  • shit, i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zoltar rules!

  • good!

  • Rofl, thats awesome

  • Lmao! I love the spazzing out bit at the end... excellent touch.

  • lol how can you even play in those boxes

  • great. your drunk outa ur head and still cud slap. im amazed man. doin that wen your so pissed outa your head. more please. any primus?!..

  • yeash. i didnt know wot u where getting at. does it have speeds? all kind of speeds? ssssshhhhhhpppeeeeddddss?

  • its kinda wierd u slapp at the bridge,but that was halarious

  • For all you bastards saying that this is bad, or its not funny..

    you try playing slap bass in boxes! hahaha

    love it.

  • best job ever at sucking. hilarious hahahaha

  • is that a geddy lee jazz bass?

  • Best vid ever! This is art!

  • This is great. Kind of personifies my view of people today: "LOOK AT ME! I CAN SLAP! I'M A GREAT BASSIST NOW!!!" This was hilarious. Rock on, man.

  • Sounds like bird shit but its funny

  • eres poko tonto pijo

    anda ke komo t vea por la calle t arreglo

  • Zoltar Slap! Hell yer!

  • ha ha ha very funny!!!

  • hahahahahahhahhahahahahaahahaa­ah!! What a motherfucking crazy thing! xD!! LOL!!

  • haha i love 1:23

  • bass sounds good. you should clean up your room.

  • that was fucking awesome

  • Work on it and maybe you'll be like some sort of Bass Buckethead.

  • Whats in the boooox??!!

  • ha ha ha ha LO FAG!!!

  • cool what type of bass is that?

  • its a geddy lee jazz bass

  • Your a weirdo but thats good,

  • I love at the end when he's sustaining the notes and shaking his arms... so funny. :D

  • That was IMMENSE!

  • jajajajajajaja solo? he must be so "solo" in this world to do this kind of things, yeah, I agree... he's funny, and that's all.

  • Not bad, considering it must be tricky ass hell to hold the bass properly when you're wearing cardboard boxes.

  • its funny cos ur in a box

  • Cool!!!

  • i guess its not bad for not being able to see...i guess....

  • you suck :P but it's a nice suit :P

  • I payed more attention to the suit more thatn the playing.

  • i particularly like the arse solo. or was that just a misplaced bass? or am i drinking too much?

  • There are 20 angels in this world

    10 are sleeping

    9 are playing

    1 is reading this

  • Take the box off, you will play better :)

  • not bad, very miscoordinated... look it up Zoltar

  • SOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!! HAHA

    I was crackin up, I actually looking at Victor Wooten bass video and you were next up...alright on the bass, pretty good stuff

  • yea, thats how i got here too

  • may be dumb but made me laugh

  • what is with the cheap box suit??

  • thats what happen if you smoke to much of forbidden things...

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH a men brother.

  • You must see a doctor!!!

  • very stupid asshole!

  • aheuasehausehaseu funny.. : )

  • what the fuck is this shit?looks like sponge bob playing bass

  • hahahahahahahhha amen brother

  • i dunno zoltar, i think sometimes you're just TOO good. Tone it down, man.

    X

  • OK... It is settled.. ZOLTAR sucks Ass...

  • ROFL!!

  • lol..I like how he kept adusting the head.."there,now I don't look goofy" killer stuff :)

  • what a groove lol :D

  • Oh shit. You are my hero :D

  • hahahaha 5 stars!!!!

  • why r u wearing boxes

  • HAHAHA