Battleship - Global Teaser Trailer

[Zoshi235]

Looks like someone made Dutvutan mad.

[augustocroppo]

Before: Finally! A film about real battle of warships. Perhaps a WWII battle?

After: Oh no, one more waste of special effects about hot women, aliens and... oh, yeah, the USA always save the world while the other nations remains watching...

[Apollo11222]

@augustocroppo the US has a larger Military Dua dude

[SAINTSEVO15]

Yrj

[SAINTSEVO15]

If the makers of transformers helps make this then it will be cool...the alien looks like halo elites

[TheCCXREdition]

Don't know what the movie is meant to be about. They would stand no chance at all

[benebrius]

Sweet jesus. Who the fuck pitched this movie--and kept a straight face? Fuck off.

[Xgcvd]

New transformers movie?

[Henkka008]

-firing d4

-miss

[devilmaysinX]

First top gun now this lol

[MrSixsa]

This exact same trailer could be used for a transformers 4

[EJStoner18]

@Dixonherbox

5a Transforming robot-ship hybrid - very original

6 Hot Chick

7 Plot you could drive a battleship through (with room to spare)

[mmparedesa]

Colombian´s flag!! 0:33

[joesomebody01]

Only watch it for Liam.

[MeloDiiiZ149]

0.49 มีธงชาติไทยด้วยอ่ะ 

[dlenyc1]

L00KS Awesom3

[MattyIce4o4]

yall some haters...every one of you are gona see the damn movie so stop acting like you wont

[arcanecraft2011]

if charlize theron is the hot piece of ass in this movie im defintely seeing it

[MattyIce4o4]

@arcanecraft2011 its brooklyn decker

[vinnyvasquez]

So, Transformers In Water. Basically.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Rip off ALL THE MOVIES

[thedescent666]

I'll never forget watching this trailer for the first time in theaters. Everyone busted out laughing. You know a movie's gonna suck when that happens.

[scyllaandcharybdis]

Finally a robot big enough to make Megatron its little bitch! Forget transformers!!! this movie looks amazing!

[maybefrozen]

I was an an adventurer like you, but then I took the alien robots to the ocean. 

[caledonianish]

NO Sam WikiKI...or is it..Wakiki...or ...WekWek

[aunthepaki]

@caledonianish whitwiki u funny fukka hahaha!

[pingon55555]

BRING OUT THE GUNDAMS DAM IT!

[plvrzr]

Lol it's actually based on the game!

[toxicnoodle64]

B7

[thekazik]

They shouldn't have droppped Megatron into the ocean...

[happydappyman]

@Dixonherbox you should become a writer!

[ONlSan]

Okay, the movie actually kind of looks entertaining in further trailers (in that Transformers-ey kind of way), but when my friends and I saw this in theaters for the first time, we were just like "...What is this."

[MeRkDaTLiLbUsH]

Heres how to get top comment (insert battleship board game joke here)

[Molly13gymnast1]

omg RiRi is in it :)

[brandonefron2064]

0:16-0:28 - Who portrayed the sexy girl in the movie Battleship?

[KrakatoaCoo]

What's next? CANDYLAND: THE MOVIE IN 3D

[brandonefron2064]

@KrakatoaCoo and another parlor game turned movie - how about Chutes & Ladders, Twister (not again) or Mouse Trap (DreamWorks' Mouse Hunt was a total flop)?

[ByakkoSeishin]

@KrakatoaCoo Actually, that would be kind of epic. Haha

[KrakatoaCoo]

@ByakkoSeishin i bet them kids are on acid.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

@KrakatoaCoo Actually yes

Adam Sandler's name will be tied to it somehow

[banido]

FIRE EVERYTHING

[AnZJm]

1:40 yall just gonna let a nigga fly over and diss u like that at least shoot the bitch

[studentdebts]

Looks good fun, chill out man.

[TRIGZ310]

sinking my battle ship, thats  a paddling..

[Markovs86]

finally, the first "alien invasion movie" this year... but, wait a minute...

[ultraepicman]

yep, they're officially out of ideas

[benos]

Obviously the main character will get powers from that thing, and he'll know how to beat them, using strategy.

[AserHapi]

@benos either that or he'll figure out the aliens hid their 6-space battleship along the bottom right corner

[AnZJm]

1:14 OMG HE CAN WALK ON WATER

[dappadandy]

You sunk my battleship!

[yetisfeet2]

my reaction to the movie title: i guess the child's game isn't child's play any more

my reaction to the trailer: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRAP!

[MightyDancer80]

Oh my God! That thing that jumped out of the water, Its a rejected "Transformers" character. That giant machine/robot couldn't be in Transformers so its in Battleship.

[blade10000]

I'm going to watch this, simply because how crazy this whole thing is.

[tweedlebeetles]

ALL OF THE WEAPONS, FIRE THEM.

Meme inbound.

[MrAppleseed88]

they really fuck the shit out of these movies by adding a worthless plot to them. We just want to see shit blown the fuck up. Just massive non stop killing and death, mankind kicking the holly fuck snot out of ET. That is all we want mother fuckers.

[TheLionKiller101]

Hollywood is officially batshit.

[troubl3somez]

3vs3.... you sunk my battleship.

[AwesomeA321]

@macavity1981 HOLY CRAP I THINK YOUR RIGHT! XD

[TakingShapeCreations]

Oh and Rhiana is the gunner on the boat.

[BodyHarvest64]

Dumbest movie idea in years. But why am I so excited to see it?

[85Damix]

gonna be bullshit

[weathers459]

@HortonofDOOM uhm, Top Gun?

[YUNGLUEY25]

Man this is going to be so big

[long0800]

nuke hollywood

[TheGTIAMHIJKLM15]

did anyone else think for a second that the alien ship would transform into the Battleship grid?

[lilsan54]

Iceman! if anyone's seen generation kill you'll know who i'm talking about lol

[MsAKSfan]

@lilsan54 I just hope they give the Iceman enough face time... cause he is the ONLY reason I will go see this in a theater! LOL Just not my style... but ASkars is always my style...

[LayeoMenace]

I jizzed at 1:42

[DemoonFX]

I like to watch Movies in English but 2:00 sounds so much better in German :)

/watch?v=3ujxZmtqYYo

[antiHUMANDesigns]

at 1:44, I said "oh, hell yeah" out loud. :P I'm gonna be entertained by this movie.

[MrOneDr]

I want snakes and ladders!

[harshlight7]

This looks like a huge shit-covered suckfest. Which is why it will make $600 million at the box office. Sigh...

[Reach008]

I dont remember the ships being able to turn into that...

[JONRTHELOL]

i loled...

[benos]

The trailer is better then Swagger Jagger

[stoykaks16]

@1:51 "WHAT THE F***??!!!"

[MrThatguy122]

the robot ship sounded like a transformer, lol

[Tarik360]

I for one am glad that I get to see some simulated modern battle-ship action!

[brainsick213]

fuckin liam nesson again

[MrPiff17]

she's sooo hott

[4playin69]

@Manbeast222 were you abducted but aliens is that why you want hollywood to stop with them its a movie get over it

[jarrod6935]

'you sunk my battleship'

[Annihilator27]

The next boardgame to get a movie is "Life" Im calling it.

[SubzeroedMind]

Hollywood spam with bullshit FTW...

[kvelas1]

AWWWWWWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Manbeast222]

I'm pretty damn tired of Alien movies, that's all you see today: fighting aliens. I can guarantee you that this movie would have been better as an all-out action flick between two HUMAN Naval fleets, possibly in the 50's so using Battleships makes sense, just an idea. But seriousy, stop with the aliens. Being in the Navy myself, I feel obligated to watch this -____-

[napsteraja]

i just came...

[trueshinobi01]

200 million dollars...for this!?

[milan4554]

that SpaceShip looks like METAL GEAR from MGS1 LOL

[chivenyc]

D5 - HIT AND SANK!

[Jonathandavis83]

Yea guys I hate movie because we've seen it already....oh wait no I haven't, none of you have, so dont hate on a fucking movie you havent seen yet DDERRP

[marshmelows]

OMG Its like MODERN STRIKE WITCHES

[dwatts64]

1:40 FREE WILLY!!!!

[WheresPoochie]

Why does this have more "Likes" than "Dislikes"?

[SuspenseSmith]

1737 people don't care that the movie industry has lost all sense of originality or art and will burn in hell for being complete morons for liking this thing.

[xg27radiox]

@SuspenseSmith Burn in hell for liking the trailer!........ Your on talking probation.

[SuspenseSmith]

I never ever, ever say this but...

GOD DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!! GOD DAMN YOU!!

[SuspenseSmith]

0:29 "What is wrong with you?" What I'd say to the people who came up with this pile of money grubbing scum.

[bangarang182]

UGHHHHHHHHHHH...it's so bad my heart hurts!

[Qwikz100]

If you Pause it at 1:45 I swear thats Rhianna wtf she doing in this Film loooooool

[NCPIOLIN]

@Qwikz100 OH YES SHE IS...  MISS RHIANNA ...

[ricepaddy69]

@Qwikz100 You're correct. She is definitely in this movie. They think she'll attract a wider audience, I suppose.

[jimi1180]

BLACK KEEEYYYYSSS

[harima9597]

Battle L.A.

Cowboys&Aliens

Battleship

That's show of how good the american people are in combat

[ApocDevTeam]

"sorry we can't fight you, our economy ain't doing so well"

[gators8769]

my favorite part in this trailer is @ 1:55. the birds-eye view reminds me of Battleship the board game :)

[4getfulness16]

The next movie about a game: Pacman

[NightPhoenix117]

I love America at how good thier army is we can even beat aliens I would like to say E.T. bring it America got something waiting for you!!!

[MrGokufan1998]

The movie better have a feature saying..

"YOU'VE SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!!!"

[citrine376]

Alex Skarsgard in uniform... yumm ;D

[Ryan11B]

We dont even have battleships in service anymore.....



[lonestarfriend]

How about Stratego: The Movie next? Spies, field marshals, bombs,... could be interesting.

[gc3k]

MILTON-BRADLEY PRESENTS

[SuspenseSmith]

@gc3k we want you're freaking money

[sinistercharlie]

holy fuck this is terrible, this has to be a joke

[meliketalaugh]

@sinistercharlie Yeah, the punch line is Hollywood.

[Communist2012]

hey ! you sunk my battleship ! -_-

[TheAndychrist37]

the missiles......are red pegs......you have got to be shitting me.

[daveibukun]

Is that rihanna with the gun on the boat?

[greenleif]

Eels & Escalators™ too  plz ^^

[macavity1981]

Next up is Monopoly: the movie.

[DatMuffin]

@macavity1981 actually dude i read up on some info and just to tell you if you don't know but a Monopoly movie is on its way i kid you not its been green lighted and thats all I know about it lol

[hevele]

@macavity1981 XDDDDDDD

then jenga and scrabble too

[JBXyooj]

@macavity1981 Is it about a lowly Peon who rise from the streets of the ghetto and claim all for himself? :D

[brainsick213]

@macavity1981 wouldn be bad.....but i think oliver stones wall street is monopoly

[DJcla210]

@macavity1981 It's funny cause its true.

[DrNSoos]

@macavity1981 no it isnt..its Mousetrap 

[rohirrim11rider]

I will have a fan-gasm when Tim Burton makes Candyland...but this just looks awful...

[ToinetteCastaneda7]

@ilovehighbpm

WOW!!! thanks a lot......

[harima9597]

1:25 Set the table

1:30 Jam the Radar for Blind Shoot

1:54 Mark Set Alien Shoot First

2:04 A2 B5 D15

That's how Alien play battleship

[jruwing87]

HA HA HA OH WOW! Aliens! Holy shit, when you just think things can't get any more retarded than a movie about Battleship - Aliens! In a movie about Battleship! Wow, I think my brain wants to crawl its way out of my skull because of that amount of stupidity.

[Thelondonbadger]

@jruwing87 i predict straight to download,not even dvd worthy, one of many shitty films with no plot an big explosions that 2 decent scriptwriters could turn into a masterpiece -__- this is why hollywood is dieing, theres no plots at all in these "B" movies.

[lozry]

gulf of aden??

[AngryPunish3r]

Nahh,,,,,, Battleship yamato is Better!!! xD

[evilblurabit]

Can't wait for the snakes & ladders movie

[bigkiller18]

well this means people are going to make board games movies......cant wait for mouse trap and hungry hungry hippos. oh shit seth green put that on robot chicken. ha!

[WuanMedison]

August 20th 2011 Please Donate $20 for the RON PAUL Money Bomb. We have to spread the truth. We need to equip Ron Paul to win.

[Shadowcha0s]

Typical hollywood blockbuster bullshit.

[litetheory]

One of those stupid brainless movies wherein you shouldn't analyze or it would just ruin it.

[tkinmar]

Does anybody know the song beginning at 0:32 when his head is being shaved?

[PartyWithMaracas]

If this movie is coming out I demand to see a Connect 4 Movie

[jademm]

@PartyWithMaracas

Can you imagine the premise for a Jenga movie? Trailer scene begins with a family seated together at the kitchen table, eating breakfast; suddenly the ground underneath shifts and the house's foundation mysteriously rises to sit on top of the roof; stunned & terrified family members discover they are now in what is effectively the "basement". Ooooh!! Captivating drama!! Hand me my writer's royalties, please. :p

[orniver]

Wow... Hollywood. What's next? Tic-Tac-Toe?

[echo707]

Hate myself, still want to see it.

[cognomenalpha]

I'll watch this cause of Liam Neeson.

[Zant5976]

B8.

C3.

A1.

G5.

Any hits?

[sevless]

@Zant5976 nope they struck out at the box office haha get it (=

[Zant5976]

@sevless You sunk my Battleship joke.

[Xarello111]

@Gilch30 Two words, Liam Neeson... Besides, It's just an opinion, no reason to get so touchy.

[all0006]

YOU SUCK MY BATTLESHIP!!!

[whopperjr916]

Sorry Liam Neeson 

[whopperjr916]

I saw this preview in the theater and So I'm thinking, wow this movie looks badass!!! Leeam Neeson, US Navy, Aliens, what could go wrong with this!? Then BAM theres the title of the movie... FUCK! R U Serious? They even have the little pegs you put in the little ships! If this isn't a comedy just forget about it right now.

[icedanilzation]

@KevinPatrickCarey It was great. In the alien genre, I'd put it up there amongst the likes of "Aliens". It's a shame to see so many movies where directors aren't using their brains, either that or they didn't have the intelligence to begin with.

[benos]

what....the....heck....is.....­thaaaat?.

[AnZJm]

@benos its funny how he says that haha