The Chronicles of Chris-chan: FOR MY OWN [10/25/09]

[MistressRebekah]

He sounds so sincere.

[Christhefireshark]

I can practically smell his dirty, crapped briefs just by watching this.

[trufuknplaya]

oh my god it looks like his face is half-paralyzed

[albee1000]

@marknazzaro1 Then, ultimately, the crawlspace.

[albee1000]

Never noticed the belch before. Sheesh ...

ITS CALLED DOING ANOTHER TAKE, YOU BULBOUS, BALDING, GIANT BABY!

[dacianavamp]

Jesus Christ, LOOK INTO THE FUCKING CAMERA! I can't stand how his little piggy eyes constantly dart away or focus on something other than the camera. Talking to him in person must be infuriating.

[Udany147]

@dacianavamp Well, he IS autistic and poor eye contact is classic autistic behaviour. I think it's one thing you can't be too hard on Chris for.

[dxjrules5]

@Udany147 Or he could have written a little script for this and has it next to the camera.

[KiraShake]

I'm asking you out

through a youtube video

That'll make you want me.

[Shadoboy]

@KiraShake And burping in the video, too.

[JohnMooreification]

Well, Kacey, I'll be asking you out!

[stelkin656]

0:18 "I will take you on as my girlfriend"

More like take her on the backseat of his car.

[didjargo]

At least he didn't try to add the "We'll do each other riiiight" line. Save that gem for the third date.

[444Tazer]

Several things wrong here. He's asking her out in a YouTube video, and he's claiming her for himself, like she's a fucking object.

[sexhaie]

translation: *burp* bitch get yo ass back here to me and back in dat kitchen if you know whatz gud fer ya...

peace.

[nucleardeath07]

"But Kasey, I WANT YOU FOR MY OWN. And I am capable of doing all the things, and more..." I wonder where that thought was going?

[gokugetem]

I love how he deigns to allow Kacey to be his girlfriend, when in fact, she's doing infinitely better than he could ever hope to. Listen to any of the calls that they have together, and you can tell that she deserves a fucking medal for putting up with his shit for as long as shit did.

[mrbob091]

Ladies Man

[nitemaricv2]

@gillalwayssayscomeon if you've seen his first vid nazi would be a corect word

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm surprised more people don't burp during their great 'I love you' speeches...

[FromBrazilWithLove]

This guy has some serious game. No wonder Ian gets all the China!

[anonUK]

watch?v=Z6dnJPmOk2g

[CPcomix]

um chris, there's a device called the phone, you could use that rather than posting this on youtube

[TrustabilityLost]

Kacey's awesome dad was right.

He does basically treat her like a pair of tits and ass.

And also as a bootycall.

He clearly doesn't know how love works. Unwarranted lust, yes, but not love like he omg-claims.

[epiclulz66]

Chris' treatment of in real life is very much the same as in the comic. I recommend downloading the Emily date audio from the Cwcki. summarized, for the first 50 minutes out of the 70 minutes she's there it seems like she's on a date with Bob Chandler. immediately after Chris and Emily go off on their own Chris makes several grabs at her including one grab where Chris requests to "grab her bum"

[epiclulz66]

@epiclulz66 women* in real ife

[aryoshie]

If someone burped at me RIGHT before they asked me out? .. Haha.

[sonic1285]

@aryoshie But thats sooo romaantic

[aryoshie]

It is, pretty sexy actually.

[sonic1285]

@aryoshie you're a girl right? but yeah lol

[aryoshie]

Lmfao not even close.

[sonic1285]

@aryoshie kay I just wondered lol

[sonic1285]

@aryoshie he learned his moves from Godbearjesus

[CKO92]

@sonic1285 More like Satan.

[CharlieOKane]

0:43 - *BUAARP*

why does he always do something disgusting in videos where he's expressing his love to femanons? farting for JULAAAAY, burping for KACAAAAY, drinking semen fot IVAAAAY...

[Aldrasio]

lol, 0:39 "We don't need to bring him in da volve."

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

Chris is a master of seduction.

[BlackNoir]

Hopefully not a master of abduction.

[lukevash]

roflol thats a win

[celestialsalamander]

does chriss just post these publicly?

[ghettoprince187]

At 0:31 when he says that and has his hands out.....omg, he looks like hes ready to pounce.

Run for your life ladies!! Chris wants you for his own!!!

[BlackNoir]

So he keeps telling her that he loves her.

And he's never been on a date with her.

[XxraebodepxX]

Poor Kacey, she's obviously not long for this world. Chris' gal pals are like Spinal Tap drummers...

I'm guessing an unfortunate kiln explosion.

[PrickledMantis]

omg i hope he gets caught by chris hansen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EpilepticDiarrheaV2]

Enjoy your troll Chrissy.

[InfiniteTechnique92]

Kacey better be carrying pepper spray at all times.

[PoBitta]

more like a .357

[Tails9000]

KACEY RUN HE'S GOING TO RAPE YOU

[Useless2112]

He's willing to take her on. Wow.

I would pay good money to witness Chris-Chan get married. It'll never happen of course, but it would be a beautiful clusterfuck.

[Axismagnus]

No thanks, we already got the Fake Wedding and that ALONE was a clusterfuck of ages.

[Syzydeh]

Asking a person out.

On the internet.

With youtube.

For millions to see.

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[IamKidKash]

delicious isn't it?

[temprise]

At the end, he asks this girl out, then furrows his brow and curls his lips into a grimace of what looks like revulsion.

[goatmagnum]

It's likely a physical reaction to openly committing something his subconscious knows is wrong. However, he's too much of an autistic manchild to know the difference between right and wrong. So all he can do is grimace and continue with his failures.

[gothkamikaze]

Alright, at first I found this guy to be a sad and pathetic lolcow. But, after seeing this he's truly making me sick to my stomach. I mean..you know what, fuck it. Everything about Chris has already been said. Egh.

[LolXHax]

But it's hilarious. I laugh at the thought that he might rape a girl and go to prison. I think that's our most precious plan.

[eighthcircuit724]

Capable of murdering you Kacey...

[adudehere]

hes "willing to TAKE HER ON as his girlfriend"

nice choice words there faggot

[TauEmpier]

Ugh. I don't care if Kacey is a troll, she shouldnt even pretend to like CWC.

[sagia2]

where is your blazer?

[NiggerBitchFucker]

lmao

[Edgemaster000]

Troll or not, I'm starting to grow a personal hatred for this guy but I don't know why.

[goatmagnum]

If you hold your mouse on the time bar right where :44 starts and let it play just before :45, then click it back to :44, you see what it would be like to have sex with Chris.

[scttscoodoo]

The Saga Continues.

[thirteen3]

They better meet up and have someone properly record the whole thing on video.

[goatmagnum]

Only a real man could ever approach a woman and display his primal dominance with any success. Unfortunately for Chris, he is no real man.

[Hellboy19584]

Holy god watching this makes me wana an hero..

[Caydiem]

Don't do it!

That's the purpose of his videos!

Once you go apeshit you lose!

[Hellboy19584]

Trying...to..resist...urge..ca­n't..stray..away..from..knife.­..

HALP ME!

[NewAngel4eva]

Chris will not approve of you trying to seduce his fiancee, Ian. Mark my words.

[MuffinOfFun]

Wow you would think at this point he would know that 99.9% of people who he wants to screw are trolls. Oh well Chris have fun with the Pickle Suit.

[Aultmanb]

0:43 - 0:45

Did that sick fuck just burp? You can't burp and ask a girl out at the same time....

[bobbert54]

I think he did. Holy dumb fuck, he's a retard.

[StasisDesigns]

"KASEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!! 0:44"

[Booshibonton]

make him better... :c

[nowais]

lol I love how he burps in the middle of the video as he's trying to "seduce" Kacey

[Sillmech]

I don't see how any woman, no matter how ungodly ugly or retarded she is, would look at Chris and think: 'Hmm, I would really like to go out with him'.

I think Chris should just face the fact that he's a fat autistic pig and accept that getting laid is virtually impossible. Not even the most desperate prostitute in the world would want to have sex with him for any amount of money.

[EdwR1]

What the fuck.....

[LAVATORR]

Whenever people try to guilt me for watching the CWC saga by degrading it to "poking a retard", I usually remind them that Christian Weston Chandler is, objectively, a dishonest, manipulative, selfish, and otherwise bad dude masquerading as a helpless victim.

Then I watch a man with a mental disorder ejaculate inside a blowup doll. What a beautiful century.

[BootyFister]

@LAVATORR What's wrong with poking a retard????????

[IRAwEsOmE]

This has gone too far...Doesn't he realize Kacey is the man in the pickle suit!?!?

[TubularMonkey]

You had me at "hmmm okay".

[Lyph3]

"But I feel, like, you know, we definitely should hang out with eachothermorofen."

In 5 days, it will be the two year anniversary of CWC discovering the ED page, meaning CWC has known about trolls and their trolling of him for two fucking years. And he still hasn't figured this shit out.

[thespiritofjazz123]

Now all he need is an Al Green soundtrack and WHAMMY!

[icollectsponges]

He didn't get a new camera, then why do I still hear constant stammering and awkward pauses -OH WAIT

[Gamewitzer]

I think he wants to make a woman suit.

[JLSTHERAT]

here we go Again!!

[Kytescall]

Is this guy horrifyingly easy to manipulate or what?

[froggycompany]

kacey a troll rite?

[macintoshgermany]

sure is.

like JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY­YYYYY

[bainaka]

-_-... i just woke up do i really have to deal with retard logic? SHE IS THE REAL CHRIS' FIANCE, SHE PRACTICALLY MADE HER MIND UP FUCKTARD SHE IS NOT AN OBJECT NOR A TROPHY TO BE WON ALLOW HER TO STICK WITH HER OWN BLOODY CHOICE AND STOP TRYING TO SWAY HER OVER TO THE RETARD SIDE SHE ISNT GOING TO DO IT sorry for the bold letters i find it helps when the voices in my head all agree

[MINISLASH0]

I WANT YOU FOR MY OWN

[iyasaekki]

He deserves the same degree of respect that he shows toward women.

[bainaka]

wait.... is that in the good way or the bad way? you dont make it clear

[iyasaekki]

Since when does he have good intentions for women?

[bainaka]

hmm fair point.... how do you see this ending?

[GregPollard]

I see it ending with Kasey saying she'll be with chris, more videos of him naked and sex talks leaked to the web, then she tells him shes='s a troll

[bainaka]

ah the usual, but i personally want this ending with chris being "punk'd" in a matter of speaking as in hide ome camera guys and have kacey break his heart and upload the videos all over the place we see him cry he runs off everyone laughs the world is a little better for a while then chris does his emo shit again on his emo couch

[JacobTails123]

Did he look at himself in the mirror and say "Oh yeah she wants me"

JUST LOOK AT HIS MEDALLION AND BEDROOM

[DieSchwartzmann]

This really does seem like rape. Before Chris was just desperate and pathetic. Now it seems that he really is going to do something whether they like it or not. We've heard the Megan stories but the woman who was with Kacey when Chris met her experienced this as well. You brave souls- is it really worth trolling someone who will do this to you without warning? Well, i guess he will still wonder why no one wants to go near him after this. Plus, if he does rape her, he's still really a virgin.

[BlueKewne]

HELLO K-K-Kasey

(Secret Nazi Chris Chan?)

Also, his camera isn't skipping...did he buy a new Playstation Eye?

[JohnKiller118]

Probably. And with YOUR tax dollars no less!

We need to stop Chris Chan, or sink the monthly tug boat.

[ghettoprince187]

Or just knock his ass out and steal his stuff, and sell everything

[JacobTails123]

No....He stole it

[die1die2die3die4die5]

Is it just me or are his eyelids droopier than usual?

[NidaALT]

I agree, lol

[ALogTV]

Earth to Kacey...

RUN!!!!

[N734NJ]

Well, at least he fixed his damn sound problems. Everything else is fail. It's just now we can hear the fail correctly, now.

[ILoveShinyStuff]

Something tells me that if he were to try and rape Kacey, she could kick his ass.

Afterall, we've seen his exhibitions of "strength" before. Lol.

[Lyph3]

CWC touched Kacey's arm when they met in person at the mall. She developed a rash and had to get injections to deal with the reaction.

Physical contact with CWC causes staph infections. The faggot's a walking biohazard.

Hell, he uses hand sanitizer to clean his face, instead of soap and water. You've seen his shower, it's more black mold than tile.

[ILoveShinyStuff]

Agreed.

[BlueKnightNight]

"I would take you as my own"

Well done, Chris. Nice way to objectify a person by trying to possess her. Also, form what it is seen, Chris, seem to never learn, does he?

[SgtJohnson369]

Nice hair fagg o t

[TyphoonBling]

kacey if you see this: go to is house, get him out and break his heart , then post it on youtube and give me the link

[FlippyKrueger]

I'm just here to wish you a happy Halloween, I see it as my mission being a mr. horror. Don't let my pals Michael Muyers or Jason get to ya.

[TyphoonBling]

speaking as a girl, i find you nasty

[Aultmanb]

Oh shit Ian... Chris is gonna beat your ass.

[TyphoonBling]

yeaa burping in a confession love video - got to be a turn off, but a turn on for trolls

faggot

[metalgodaragona1986]

I can imagine what steve Wilkos will say

[steppres]

It's becoming more and more obvious that Chris will eventually rape some poor girl.

Look at those eyes, they are the eyes of a filthy rapist. He is a monster in the making.

[WolfeReborn]

Seriously, this is fucked up even for Chris. Proves that it's all about the 'china.

[swampmcgee]

I don't think this is fucked up for Chris, it's totally typical of his latter stage china chasing mode.

[WolfeReborn]

Someone should plot his desperation over the time it takes him to find a china to touch.

[CelGamer]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff JOFIAS&#& aw duck i just broke the key o my keyboard son o a bitch

[shinobicorg]

what i wonder is why he always talks to individual people through videos.

[calmnovember]

And so it begins....... again...

[bsartist]

And a new troll saga begins in earnest. This should be a good one.

[10191927]

This is getting really disturbing with Kacey. I wish someone would take a bat to his skull.

[southwestwardly]

ground floor

[RichardChaosYT]

This won't end well.

[CaptainWin123]

Chris and the real girl 2

coming soon!

[myez]

The man(child) sees women as just sex objects like always. If he somehow spawned a daughter, I wouldn't put it passed him to think the same about her too. I wish he would be institutionalized before he actually acts on his sexual frustration.

[ljyong21]

Fucker's got a new camera, huh?

[Psycatalyst]

funded by your tax dollars

[ChevalierAguila]

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[Aldrasio]

New camera?

[AngryClaxon]

This is sort of like a dating sim but with a retard as the main character who never learns.

[RebelTaxi99]

I say he's more like a Twisted Metal Black character.

[sukingeggs1]

i love how he seems to be acting like:

its ok! you don't have to be shy! i accept you!

when she probobly wont be with him because,

HE SUX

[Cars2Bots]

Thank raptor jesus he fixed his cam. What an asshat

[PoBitta]

Chris worships GodBear ... the taxpayers may have bought him a new one

[MagneticLehrak]

IM READY TO CUMMMMMM KACEEEEYYYYY.

[AlexStrife89]

Kacey says fuck off.

[TheYoshi2021]

Oh, and how is the true CWC going to fight back to this?

[TheYoshi2021]

KASEY is the newest JULAY!

[KingTigreChannel]

hahahha Ian Brandon Anderson.

[hprdg284]

Bitches don't know bout my sweetheart search

[WooZackWooAttackWoo]

he's such a tard.