Chicken John on Fox News

[DarwinsGauntlet]

There's a reason they invited these non-threatening personalities on their show. Chicken John is a little slow on the uptake. He could use a few hours in any library.

[hillbillyroseify]

Chicken could blow you bitches to smithereens by looking at you slightly sideways, if he should stoop to.. On this particularly pointless page, that I came across and couldn't help but look at like one can't help a glance at a fender bender impacting one's crawl in deadlocked traffic, I am reminded of one of Chicken's heroes, Barnum of course, in saying ",“Never give a sucker an even break.” (You polite folks who posted, are exempt from any and all of the commentary above).

Thanks y'all,

[ElectricShark]

That newsanchor has a nasty attitude towards the nudist.

She cut him right off as he was talking!

What a bitch!

[RaBBitInThaMooN]

chicken john fag GG Allin wuld still beat ur fucking ass u coward

[tyronesmith666]

chicken john couldnt handle being in the murder junkies, pussssssyyyy

[Vulcanscienceacademy]

@tyronesmith666 Oh, and you could - shit for brains?

[tyronesmith666]

@Vulcanscienceacademy i would give gg a blowjob

[ritualeileen]

Chicken isn't so bad, really. Unlike everyone else who got old and irrelivant, he's still doing the same stuff as he was 25 years ago. He still does free shows. He still is involved in politics. He is still a prolific writer. And he's still a pain in the ass. He doens't have many fans, but he has many many friends. When his dog died, 400 people came to pay respects. That's WAY more then any of you losers are gonna get at your funerals, and that was just for his dog! Lighten up, Chicken's cool...

[blastingcaps]

@ritualeileen People like my dog more than they like me, so..they doesnt say a whole lot.

[scatcoitus]

people only know who chicken john is because of his ex-membership in the murder junkies. if it wasn't for gg allin, this guy would be a no body.

[blastingcaps]

@scatcoitus THAT is very very true.

[deathbirthisafaggot6]

fuck chicken john GG beat your bitch ass up and replaced you with a real guitar player

[Druffmaul]

"Chicken John: are you going to serve chicken at the inaugural?"

I was hoping he would answer...

"No, Jane. The 'chicken' in my name refers to the fact that when I lived in NYC in the late 80s, I used to hang out on street corners and sell my body to middle aged gay men."

Which is true.

[ChokingOnFrozenTurds]

Art Fag.

[IamUberStein]

I wish Chicken John would punch himself in the face like he did in the GG Allin documentary.

[deathfuckinghaze]

Wow!!! I always knew San Francisco was anti-conservative, but I had no idea it was this liberal, to even allow such characters to run as candidates! A little different from where I am, Toronto.

[negrowithabrain]

I see why Gavin Newsom IS STILL mayor!

[HorribleButUgly]

When she said a clown i thought she was talking about chicken john, that lame fuck.

[neverwasapunk16]

The nudist looks like a pedofile. He made chicken jon look ridiculas ! id vote for cj..

[EyeLuvGaeSekzz]

Is this the MURDER JUNKIES guy???

If so, he was a puusy-bitch ass ho back then, and not much has changed...

[kingofstupid]

yeah thats the same chicken john that played with gg.

[inksac]

Hell, for Second Place? I'd definitely vote for Chicken.

[ConcentrationCamping]

Wow... what a lame fuck.

[dwyanewadeflash3]

chicken john for PREZ !!

[clearmenser]

Go go Chicken John Rhinaldi ! Oh when did we loose the philosopher King as an ideal? Vote Chicken, vote smart.