The perfect girlfriend - Jim Beam commercial

[TheCardJoker09]

Ok, that would be like the prefect girlfriend ever!!!!

[ivancasey13]

hmmm this is so good to be true.. i guess she got a gender reassignment

[knieveljaja]

except she talks a lot with a super annoying accent and sounds super stupid...but besides that

[technofreeek]

It's sarcastic, it's not serious doh

[sweetcottonsbff]

This is funny,retarded and a lie(im a girl!)

[Trzciciel]

Ale wizualnie bardzo mi się podoba . 

[Trzciciel]

Jakie to było sztuczne ... a prawda jest taka że facet jak nie zarobi to baba na lodzie by została , tylko marny procent kobiet daje sobie radę , reszta to szuka frajera co będzie je utrzymywać .

Mnie osobiście by taka dziewczyna wkurwiała , wole jak by mówiła szczerze co lubi a czego nie , a nie gadając "jest wszystko w porządku , lubię wszystko , jestem otwartą osobą " aha ...pewnie ,wszystko cacy ..... a co do samej powyższej dziewczyny , irytuje mnie jej akcent jak i sam głos .

[martinbbor]

Captain Price!! xP

[Szopen271]

Pewnie ze tak byle jej chlopak za wszystko placil to ona zniesie wszystko i na wszystko ie bedzie zgadzac.

[vanraya]

thats a strange looking kitchen...

[TruhbleMan]

@vanraya Where do you see a kitchen?

[iwillkillyaall]

@TruhbleMan dont you understand?

[TruhbleMan]

@iwillkillyaall Understand, what? The entire commercial or the kitchen comment?

[1Loqiteq1]

Damn!

Why people dislike this?

All the dislikers are women I think...

[tylkojakja]

ruchał..,bym!



[GreatAmericanSXtoy]

I fart a lot. I wonder if she's ok with that.

[danning1]

@GreatAmericanSXtoy She'll put up with anything from you, including your big giant gaseous farts, if, IF....

you keep the money rolling.

[BlueStrikeP]

DAMN IT! Im caring, compasionate and understanding! Not what she wants! MOTHER! YOU RAISED ME WRONG!!!

[0neRing]

@BlueStrikeP I totally get you bro , I am too a cheap and selfish bastard .

[TheBorys1234]

This women ist perfect

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

I'm not like the man she wants at all :(

[cubeface21]

Wait, so she's retarded?

[aclock2]

This girl got AIDS 

[budfanno8]

she dont care if he does what he wants cuz shes gettin hers from some one else

[jaXattaXxXx]

She's ugly as fucckkkk... what a butterface

[0532MOET]

@jaXattaXxXx Are you serious? What's a butterface anyway?

[maffiadaan]

But she can fuck so she dont have to talk

[CaffeinatedAnonymous]

The person behind the camera threatened to rape her.

[hexeanatolina]

wow. I'm perfect girlfriend!

[Mattisebastian]

so.. that means she gets drunk with that bottle and cheat on the guy or what?

[AIFRANCHISE1]

Goes to buy a crap ton of Jim Beam./

[sonicshot55]

She doesn't care what a guy does, something doesn't feel right

[isha7866]

SHE COPIED FOUSY TUBE

[OXOChart]

THE CHARTS ARE HERE!

connect. connect. -----you.

oxochart.com

[PITOAKABIGBOSS]

MY DREAM WIFE

[DeniseInChains]

clever commercial.

[planetary109]

So... she loves Americans?

[vk732]

@planetary109 fuck, why do we always get picked on. Damn the world must still really hate us.

[planetary109]

@vk732 Well technically I too am American. I'm just making fun of our stereo type. Like how every guy says "Women belongs in the kitchen XD" they don't really mean it.

[OuraMagz]

arnolds version definetly tops this

[shielaluvz2talk]

SHE FORGOT TO SAY I LIKE GUYS WITH BEARDS!!

[LittleRubberSquare]

@shielaluvz2talk lool, I like guys with beards :D

[DeniseInChains]

@shielaluvz2talk i like bearded guys.

[shielaluvz2talk]

@DeniseInChains I LIKE IT TOO. :)

[LOL4Polio]

Was that an australian accent in a kentucky whiskey commercial???

[Teqo7]

Too good to be true.

[OkeenoUnleashed]

lol this is good thing

[SWIFTzTrigger]

She dont care and she likes em fat and hairy as long as they come with a fat wallet

[TheObamican]

Shes only saying that so the guy can marry her and she can be legal. Immigrants nowadays...

[blbmissdaddy]

I dont get it -_-

[SweetyGirl3121]

@lifediesyoung

Why would you hate that ?

I mean i would hate it but that's because i don't like girls xD

[Nat4Brendan]

I'm Australian, but does that guy's accent annoy anyone else? It really irritates me for some reason. :\

[DjfunkmasterG]

Why is she not in the kitchen?

[sniperu2]

@DjfunkmasterG

she is having a break

[DjfunkmasterG]

@sniperu2 - No breaks...

[MrHoover81]

boskie

[2010dragonprincess]

That sounded really rehearsed. Like in a bad way.

[karolciaoo]

that's means.. perfect girlfriend is stupid girlfriend...xD

[pawlito213]

jak ja bym ci dal to bys z wyra nie wyszla

[devilshomie]

I have a feeling she just wants a green card

[LocoGroove]

@devilshomie hahahahahahahaha best comment ever. THANK YOU

[pratikh]

You too can have a girlfriend like this! Just call 1-800-MAIL-ORDER.

[TheMaebious]

I think the end of the video was cut off.

"He can do whatever he wants, i mean, i don't care ... because when he's out I'm busing fuckin other guys and emptying his bank account."

[Tuniatunia]

@TheMaebious haha exactly:)

[priyadarshianu]

i need some work down there...

[lifediesyoung]

i would hate to be in a relationship with her

[killersteven1991]

she must play cod all day.

[Minu1988]

you can have this w8-ting home for you everynight if u drink enough

[bigfatdick5000]

SO FAKE, THAT ACCENT. JUST DO HER, IF SHE TALKS THAT WAY ON MY SOFA, irritating.

[hazardouspunch]

her way of talking drives me mad :@

[hazardouspunch]

her way of talking is driving me crazy! ughh

[hazardouspunch]

her way of talking is driving me crazy! ughh

[rrow10]

The girl is a lie

[Aizen1122]

it's a trap

[popaddict]

Is the bad acting on purpose? what an awful ad. She looks like a hooker.

[paragtime]

@popaddict duh..you're quick...lol

[pikulasss]

i like you if you hawe brain :D

[mriphone1000]

I'd cut that cake. Lol

[devilshomie]

She's probalely a guy or an ax murder

[sporepid]

shes isn't even that hot and it would suck to have a girl who wanted fat

[eman2k3]

LMFAO HAHAHA

[mitsuruigi]

DAYUM shes fine. :O

[TehVag]

THE MASTURBATION GOES UNLIMITED.... !

[ContagiouslyParanoid]

She is not that hot. Too slutty.

[surfer2042]

fuck that bitch. i don't trust her!

[doug666doug]

Is Kentucky Bourbon as good in Australia as it is in America

[keg77105]

@doug666doug bourbon cant be made anywhere else in the world except kentucky.

[eyp1990]

goddd! hear my voice, i wanna that girl

[l3bstyle69]

shut the fak up will you.

[ilovethaatkid]

she can't speak english and doesn't know what she's saying..

[so4pl4nd]

Learn from her, girls, because she's exceptional...

[xtmreef]

Of course she will do all that butI'm sure she will also drain your bank account :D

[Pofop]

I don't get guys. You want hot chicks to go for you no matter what you look like but when they say they want to do that (albeit in a commercial) you get all suspicious? What's goin on!

[YTwatchdawg]

@Pofop The women in my past: Ex wife of 15 years used xanax in my food to knock me out so she could go do what she wanted though I never made issue what she did. Ex girlfriend, publically humiliated me in front of friends on a regular basis because she had self esteem issues though I constantly told her how beautiful she was. Another ex girlfriend, told me all the things she felt I needed to hear then was sleeping with other men. I know they arent all bad. I am just cautious now.

[Pofop]

@YTwatchdawg I apologize on behalf of the female gender for what those females did to you. Seriously man, sorry.

[YTwatchdawg]

@Pofop Its ok. Guess Im just getting all the bad apples out of the way before I find the good one.

[msecilia7]

@YTwatchdawg nah, they are all bad.

[YTwatchdawg]

@msecilia7 Im starting to think your right.

[dsxcleb2nv]

@YTwatchdawg Wow, thats got to suck...but trust me there are good girls out there..you'll find!

[msecilia7]

@Pofop yeah, cause we know theyre full of shit

[danning1]

@Pofop Those of us who are suspicious are intelligent. Haven't you ever heard the cliché "if it sounds too good to be true it probably is?"

P.S. Any guy with money or power or what not who was smart would see a very large red flag if they met a girl like this one portrayed in the commercial

[Pofop]

@danning1 Guys get screwed by gold diggers all the time. Must not be very smart.

[A3RI3]

Wow. ROFL so to get with her ya gotta be fat, have a hairy back, cheat on her, watch too much football and go out to get drunk with the "boys". DUMBSHIT hehe

[janin101]

every time this comes on I just feel like decking her! LOL her voice just gets on my nerves

[wilknight12345]

@janin101 ya, i feel like decking her with a load of hot gooey cum

[janin101]

@wilknight12345 that sounds gross

[mfhjk]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is a god

[massman7586]

shes evil

[Sjeweett0ch]

didn't know heaven had movies playing here on earth ;)

[pashipash]

i wouldn't trust this bitch

[xxaehyoxx]

@pashipash

it's a trap :O

in a few months shes a bitch and want your money, and want children, house, car and all that shit xD and then she throws out you ps3/xbox...

[deathmike1987]

@pashipash me either

[pashipash]

how is this a perfect girlfriend if she doesn't care about her man???

[rskelton862004]

DASASDFSDASADASDASDASDASDASDAS­D

[lipglossbarbi]

hahaha, my boyfriend told me to go watch this commercial, cause he said "you're like the Jim Beam girlfriend. i love it"

haha(:

[1988Dinah]

@lipglossbarbi

My boyfriend just told me to watch this! He said i need to be more like that! lol

[KoiGreg]

Ok, i want.

[texaz2step]

She is so damm cute!

[tharwpoop]

if i had a girl like that would i want to go to the stripclub?? or "hangout with the guys" for that matter lol

[bunchesOhugz]

This commerical is offensive to women and men! It goes without saying that you girls that are saying "I want to be just like that" and "why are people getting all worked up" are an embarassment. You guys saying you want a girl like that should think about what you're saying! You're admitting that there's nothing more to you than football, fat, strippers, and hairy backs! I'm embarrassed for all of you, and I'm embarrassed that I'm associated with people like you.

[drotheill]

@bunchesOhugz I don't think anyone is telling anyone how to live. If a person doesn't feel the way that this states then they won't feel that way. This isn't going to change people to act that way and it doesn't mean all men are that way.I don't realize how people can immediately judge someone else for something like a commercial . It's like if you saw something on TV, that doesn't mean it is real. Anything is offensive to anyone who takes offense to it. Any of us can do that, its harder to not.

[bunchesOhugz]

This commerical is offensive to women and men! It goes without saying that you girls that are saying "I want to be just like that" and "why are people getting all worked up" are an embarassment. You guys saying you want a girl like that should think about what you're saying! You're admitting that there's nothing more to you than football, fat, strippers, and hairy backs! I'm embarrassed for all of you, and I'm embarrassed that I'm associated with people like you.

[ManD3rZ22]

this is a commercial is soooooo funny how everyone gets worked up over it wtf? lol i love this commercial! i love her accent, shes adorable! i wanna be a gf like this haha

[yunus1338]

Shit i want that gf. Sorry hunny lol

[tattedcountryboy]

i just wanna know why a kentucky bourbon has an australian commentator on its commercial, kinda doesnt fit

[jcbeane53]

@tattedcountryboy  Everyone understands Australians. Few understand those from the Commonwealth. I'm just sayin...

[exxxtra1980]

she seems to be perfect but there appears a question: what she's doing while you in striptease club or watching the game, huh? BTW I love her accent!

[gymbag123]

very funny! but also a real sad commentary on the american man...

[rrrevan]

@gymbag123

Well, according to the wsj 1/3 of this country is now obese (with a body mass index of 30), so jim beam knows their demographic with this commercial

[Thunderdoom09]

Love her accent,,, so funny when she says s trpt tease,, looooool

[Dunford00]

perfect moron

[sraams123]

thats not a girlfriend...thats a nympho lol

[jcbeane53]

@sraams123 You say that like it's a BAD thing!

[zMiNdGaMez]

shes hot

[leoamar4385896]

I cant imagine how cool it would be to have a girlfriend like that in real life.

[hankiepanky]

Will she be at home waiting for you or will she be having tons of fun too...lol

[TheRitchie351]

more jimmy adds

[nabs307]

That's me! :)....I will have a girl like this soon!

[ONEPISSEDOFFMAN]

Clearly this girl is from an alternate universe ... I wish we had these in our world ... dating would be a whole lot simpler lol

[3271494]

hahaha..

[ojjanstyle]

ooouuu its so silly :d

[tokyogirl2000]

lol because she loves him so much.

[orc1987baby]

shuttttttttttttttttttttttttt upppppppppppppp i like guys blah blah blah ur voice is eww sounds like a crazy mexican who knows english ju craaazzzyy

[OS253]

I agree with you. She sounds like a Mexican idiot with no brains! I can't stop laughing!  This is so funny!

[isaacvanfanel]

oh yeah, cuz that's how a mexican sounds like, u should really get a life, cuz ur just pathetic

[nabs307]

ha..dont you wish you had a girl like this....you fucking...tool!

[ubervoorhees]

especially since she's greek/australian. so that's why she must sound mexican to you. and what does the man sound like?

[MrRunei]

I`LL TAKE U TO THE STRIPTEASE BABES

[MrRunei]

If all da girls would be like that............

man i need a girl like that.

[wnunoc]

MARRIE ME HUNN :P i am just like you want.

[BestPiperonMars]

but watch out, she will cut your 'doodle' off in your sleep...

[Hansmaulwurf19]

i love her

[C00Lcat69]

LOVE the aussie voice proud tio be an aussie

[MonkeyBonkers]

I'm actually pretty much like this chick.

Well, except that if you're fat and/or hairy you can just get the fuck out.

Oh, and I can speak English.

[cybervince6]

good for you ;)

[ImCool415]

DIDO! lol

[Nikiterzts]

can you have my babies?

[koushymama]

stfu bitch, ur just like very othe whore

[MonkeyBonkers]

Your motor skills seem to be impaired.

Do you suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome or are you just typing this one handed while you jack yourself off to the thought of me?

[koushymama]

i suffer from 'jizz on every dumb hoe bag like you' syndrome..

now get your face out of the paper bag so i can unloaddd on u..

[MonkeyBonkers]

LOLOLOL.

That took you 5 months to come up with?

[koushymama]

keep your mouth shut, your gonna drown in my cum..

[Nikiterzts]

wish my gf was thinking like that.....she said everything that my gf doesn't like

[rap1800]

I would lick every shitty pewb hair from her ass..... Then drink her urine.... ya get my point

?

[YonanBarkho]

amen my brother LOL

[pmgamewinner]

haha. fact

[shahblood]

oh my god..

[mollie2810]

*lol* I like this commercial, too. I know how sad and hurt you guys are - watching this and knowing it's not real. That makes me happy. :D

Keep dreaming ... but then ... you still have Jim Beam! *rofl*

[thatoldgeezer]

not real? she looks pretty real to me, its not a cartoon, it makes u happy that she's not real? ..ok then. drugs are bad nnnkay