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  • roxas is 14 or 15 dumbass... and assassins? wtf!

  • LOL KIDDY GAMES.

    The story would be a 2, a 5 years old kid could understand the story and like it.

    MUTT MUZZ THAT FOR ????

    Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh that's GREAT I TOTALLY PICTURE A BADASS SAYING THAT. Oh wait it's a 5 years old kid nevermind.

  • Why are people complaining? He said it was good.

  • @TheHikingMule

    would you read a book or watch a movie form the middle and exspcet to know whats going on? while i do in fact hate this one game in the series anyone who uses this as a "starting point" is a moron.

  • listen to all the kingdom hearts nerds on here bitching and pissing and moaning like women because he actually calls the game and its bloated story out on some of its lameness. this review is spot on.

  • "the more scars a guy has on his face the tougher he is"

    are you ficking serious? that is pure grade "A" BULL SHIT

    Roxas and xion by far are the strongest of all characters because even in mission mode all their stats are almost evenly balance

    making it easier to customize them to your liking

    and like everyone else had said

    you need to sit your whiny ass down and play the other kingdom heart games before you judge this one

    because if you dont know the story you dont have the right to insult it!

  • @iamheathermason you are such a forgivable nerd, so i forgive you for your stupid comment simply because i pity you, but please, let me clue you in on something: the whole "more scars a guy has" bit was sarcasm because several of the characters look like that. and i can tell you're a feverish fanboy/girl because you jumped to the defense of the main characters when you thought he knowingly insinuated that they were "weaker" than a few of the bad guys (who cares), but he didn't.

  • @xtelemasterx

    no i am not a fangirl. i simple get pissed when morons like the poster of this video, go around insulting a game they understand nothing about. nothing more, nothing less. sorry if you don't seem to understand that. i happen to like the kh series, but i'm not crazy obsessed. fangirlism is stupid because they are only games. but i DO get pissed when people insult games because they didn't understand the game or because they didn't take the time to

  • @TheHikingMule

    kingdom hearts 1 and its sequel chain of memories are both available for the ps2 and last time i checked, gamestop still sells ps2 games its not like its impossible to get it. in order to fully grasp this game you have to play kh1 and CoM

    as both play major roles in this games

  • Wow. You dont like the characters or the story...Maybe you would if you had played the other games. Which you obviously havent since you dont know what the fucks going on

  • mmm, haven't really cared to beat this game.

    Allthough i liked KH2 the best :D

    So i'm more looking forward to the next KH3 game :D

  • why did you review this if you've never played the other games? roxas is 15. he has no heart because he's a nobody. he has no memories because he's a nobody. and all of the other mercenaries are nobodies. -__-

    wikipedia would have been your best friend.

  • This "2 year old boy" is chronologically not even 1 years old but physically 15. Also he does not age. His name is Roxas and he basically has someone else's memories as his own but lost them. Almost the same goes for every other member in the organization that he joined. He later quits the organization to find the guy that originally owned these memories.

    That's very briefly the story of THIS game. But you haven't even played any other game of the series.. sorry Stan.. your worst review by now

  • If you dont know anything about Kingdom Hearts, dont review it.

  • he was born a heartless a monster that steals heart

  • I like the KH series but seriously? Square/Disney need to stop making these tie-in games and start working the 3rd installment.

  • LMFAO this is aweful, 5 year old boy who joins group of assassins!

  • you need to play the first game. And hes 15

  • You all need to stop being fanboys. So he isn't familiar with the KH story, so what? Just because he doesn't know the story this qualifies as a horrible review? Give me a break.

  • @Ironfruit16

    dude i hate this game with all my might and even i think he did a crappy job

  • @deviltetsuo555 I didn't mean it that way. I thought the review wasn't that great either (just not HORRIBLE like people say.). I'm just saying I feel all the people who hate this review are simply directing the hate to the fact that stan doesn't know the story of the series, thus being butthurt fanboys. I will agree, he could he done better explaining the story, but no reason to go nuts over it.

  • 1st min. into review, U SUCK! U KNOW NOTHING OF THIS GAME.

  • I love this game :)

  • @LaughTrack55

    ugh, i bet you think kh2 was the best in the series as well

  • @LaughTrack55

    yea your clearly a troll

  • @LaughTrack55

    you first mr "calls a game that took 5 years to make "rushed"

  • @LaughTrack55

    i really wish you weren't a troll but you are

  • @LaughTrack55

    play it japanese then mr weeaboo but then again you must have crappy taste in games if you didn't like the fucking gameplay

  • lol if you don't know anything about the game why even revewing it xD

  • I love how he describes the main character as getting younger over the review.

    He goes from being 12 to 9 to 5 to an infant. Man.

  • 3:18,6:33 lol.

  • While Stan is wrong here, I realized something: Roxas is technically only a year or so old if you think about it...

  • @LaughTrack55 i know right, holy shit 4 short ass stories, dont make 1 long awsome story plus 358's ending made my cry, boo hoo everybody dies

  • Roxas is not 9 or 12, he's fifteen. And, they are not an Organization of assassin of Nobodies. And, the character, Roxas had lost his heart when his other, Sora stabbed himself in the heart with a Keyblade in order to free his friend's heart. Worst review ever!!!

  • it's funny how you tell other's that they need to play the game before to understand this, yet you have no idea about it yourself.

    and wtf is up with your shitty recorder? it makes the game look terrible

  • it's funny how you tell other's that they need to play the game before to understand this, yet you have no idea about it yourself.

  • '5 year old kid that joins a group of assassins.' that pretty much sums it up. XD

    I don't like him calling him a 5 year old but him calling them group of assassins is cool.

  • Isn't this on psp

  • @chrisjericho541  no genius, that's Birth By Sleep

  • @killeroreo214 get of my dick

  • @chrisjericho541 That's What She Said

    but... No

  • @chrisjericho541 WHAT? That's Birth by Sleep, this is for DS.

  • @TheMipeidan i get it somone alredy told me that god damn

  • @chrisjericho541 I can see that.

  • do you know you can controll the camera with the backbuttons if you choose option B? the game litteraly says that you can use option b

  • I was like WTF when he hit me too -_-

  • lol this guy thinks there were ment to look like that! if they could of been better at the time they would have changed them ex:recoded

  • fucking funny! infent

  • This game S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-ucks because u cannot fight with Disney chartecrs ... that is only Freaking reason I got the game.

  • @thechanman16 then you're an idiot... that isn't just what the series is about...

  • @thesmwassup IK that now I didn't know that then. :(

  • tbh storywise 358/2 days story wasnt all that great compared to the other kingdom hearts games I say story wise

    kingdom hearts birth by sleep

    kingdom hearts 1

    kingdom hearts 2

    kingdom hearts chain of memoreis

    kingdom hearts 358/2 days

  • uh roxas is 15

  • Did he just punch that two-year old boy in the mouth?

    Lol

  • lol at butthurt underage or manchildren writing comments.

  • 5:35? the game isnt that hard that you need a preparation? go on in the game pls.. the late bosses will beat you very fast up if you fight without a strategy.

  • best ds game ever

  • ,,a sword that looks like a key? " lol. you should take a very brief look on the story b4 :( but anyway its the best ds game ever!

  • you should finish the game before making a review

  • I have to say that this is probably the worst in the series of KH, but it kicks ass.

    I just beat this game a couple days ago and it go's from being kickass to being a crappy drama towards the end.Also the ending boss is fucking weird.

  • I actually liked this review. I don't argue why kingdom hearts fanboys are acting defensive. Posting comments about how this guy should get a life or this review sucks is childish. This review was based from his opinion and I think he got his point across when he said that the game overall is good.

    He just one of those people who look at games from a different standpoint and trys to make sense of storylines thrown at them. No need for harsh words.

  • you see quite often who the main charather are: by the look on the small head icon while your charather are talking to other charather.

    ps tips main charather are roxas.

  • Yeah, great Review. The only thing I got to add, which is actually was other people already screamed in like some kiddys is that the story gets more interesting when watched at in context to the other games. I agree, it's not very good when watched solo, but context is a way to look at with all franchise games, like FF7:Crisis Core (where you actually did take FF7 into account somehow).

    And @all guys flaming: I like the series a lot, but some things just are - STRANGE here, so stan is right here

  • Dang. Look at all the Fanboy Roxas Fans.

    heis not 5 garshhh1!!11!1!!two

    It's a joke You little Idiots. Roxas is Retarted anyhow.

    Great review Stan, Although it seems that these Justin Bieber fans Rate the review on your opinion of Roxas.

    ~Burdman For Partener~

  • wow dude play the other kingdom heart games dont do a review on games if u dont know its story at all and hes not 2 dude ur review is a joke and so is ur emlator realy shity recording

  • @jtbrig7390 I cn tak lke ths to bcuz i cat spel att ll.

    Seriously, before you go ranting at someone about there EMULATOR, take a look at your spelling and see REALLY how SHITTY it is.

  • funny review guy

  • funny review thanks man

  • Horrrible Horrible HORRIBLE you freecking retard.. godd learn to play kingdom hearts tthe good way.. you need to play them all to gaian the actual RESPECT IT DESERVES. once you know the actual STROYLINE itll be freeecken better.. GET A LIFE.

  • Ehhh. Game was okay. Only worth it since you can play as the Organization.

  • Hahaha Roxas's age gets younger and younger in this review.

  • i totally agree with ur opinion, it is long though it took me 39 hrs

  • DUDE! Roxas isn't five years old hes fifteen, FIFTEEN! Got it? 15!!!

  • one of the best games ^^

    omg he isn`t 9 or 12 he`s as old as sora

  • This game is fun if you're a fan of the Kingdom Hearts series.

  • 358/2 Days wasn't as good as I thought it would be But it was still the best game I bought in 2009, which is a little sad.

  • gonna actually PLAY the game first before yuo do the review next time?

  • Sorry man, but if you never played a kingdom hearts game you can't say u don't like the characters or anything like that. You don't know the story. For people who know the game they love the characters because that's who they know and love. You shouldn't let the characters affect your decision if you've never played the other games before.

  • you act like you are a stupid kid on youtube

  • terrible review.

  • have u ever played a kingdom hearts game before?

  • LoL i am 13 year old and i own a ps1

    so please dont say things you dont know a shit about

  • Stan I love your reviews but you really need to learn your facts about kingdom hearts before you start insulting it

  • Yea man i really agree with ya

  • @thesmwassup

    I totally agree with you. I love Stan's reviews, but get some of your facts straight.

  • this guy has never played an rpg before if he did then he would understand that those crazy hairstyles are awsome lol akak clouds hair from ff 7 hahaha

  • AND!! u f***** *** ****** ******* bastard this game is a side game of 4 other games and play them you're self instead of asking innocent children/teenager/pedofiles to do it u don't even know a shit u bastard organisation of ASSASSINS!!!! u stupid mutafukin fucking prefucked fucked dickheaded purple dicked asshole asshumping fucking fucktard

  • btw i forgot .

    ps: u fucking fucked retarded asshumping dickheaded fucktard!!!

    pps: PURPLE!!!

    ppps: funny btw

  • soo.... are you kidding or are u a fucking retarded fucktard???

  • Oh my god i love you. You sound just like Cristopher Walken which just adds to your humour

  • and, you know, its a side game Stan. so maybe its more for the people who like the series and wanna know more. Say what you like about gameplay, but leave what you don't know what you're talking about alone.

  • dis dumbasss he is 15 not 12 or 9 and second u dont fight monsters u fight darkness

  • vill the stupidety never end

    assassens my ass

  • This guy should at least know more about KH before doing this f**** review -_- five year old boy....wtf and the org is trying to get thier hearts not being assasins...

  • Yeah this fucking ass does'nt know anything

  • assasins my ass

  • one hes 15 or 16 and play the other freakin games god damn u dont now anything about it and his name is roxas

  • 5 years old more like 26 dude u suck

  • Well just to clear thingd up in kingdom heart sora is 14 chains of memories 15 kingdom hearts 2 16 and roxas in kingdom heart 358/2 days is 15 years old also i prefer to call it kingdom hearts 358 slash 2 days it feels easier on the mouth if you know what im saying it is smoother.

  • @omegasonic11 Uhm no...Sora is 14 in kingdom hearts AND chain of memories. CoM is directly after the first one. As in like two minutes after. After CoM, which probably only takes a few hours, Sora goes to sleep for a year. He wakes up in KH2 as a 15 year old. If you don't believe me then look at his character page in all of the manuals. they state his age. Roxas doesn't really have an age but if you wanna get technical he's only about a year old...

  • I like your reviews, really.

    But how can you talk 'crap' about KH ? they're overall good games ^^

  • hes like 15 or 16 lafmo you must have not played the other series games

  • Kingdom hearts 1 he was 14 in 2 he was probably near 16 get ur source's up before saying BS

  • i prefer calling it three hundred fifty eight by two days

  • Yep those graphics look just like Final Fantasy VIII especially the character models except that it's in 3D.

  • Stop changing the age!! 12, 9 , 5 , 2?!! Does he look that young to you??!! He is 15 people!!!

  • 8:25 Lmfao awesome. I think this is the first of Stan's videos I ever saw.

  • roxas (the main chacter) is 15! not 12,9,5, or 2. the (monsters) are called heartless, what else... keyblades are awsome!

  • i like the game wait till the last boss, spiolers:u fight xion

  • hey man i was born in 95 and i still have my 64 and ps1.

  • jeez, what's next. "you play as a sperm on his journey to becoming born"

  • well uhhh they already made that ......... just goolge it (ya i kno)

  • i was referring to his commentary on what the game is about. calling roxas, from kid, to toddler to infant.

  • if you like kingdom hearts this game is for you ;)

  • actually i think thier teenagers 15 years old up in that area

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed so hard @ the end that was hilarious

  • You sound sick @_@

  • this is the funniest review ever i love how he siad rozas was 13 then nine then 2 XD

  • wow, its amy winehouse

    take it easy joe jackson

    haha

    love the reviews and the podcast's and humor man

  • /facepalm.

    It makes me sad to see a reviewer go into...well, a review without knowing ANY back story whatsoever. While I commend you for giving this game a good rating, I guarantee you would have enjoyed it exponentially more if you had played the previous titles in the series.

  • "Woah!!!! It's Amy Winehouse!" = WIN

  • hey i grew up with the nintendo 64 and PS1 and i'm 12

  • @SSMajinGosen4 hey dats cool1! I grew up on atari and I am 7,

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  • @stanburdman cool guys, i grew up on Magnavox Odyssey and im 2

  • Hey look it's Amy Whinehouse! :D

    She made 62 Youtube accounts to dislike this video.

  • too bad there 15

  • My oppinion for this video is bad.You should learn your kh facts before reviewing a game like this.

  • Haha, i started playing N64 and PS1 one i was 2 years old XD.

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  • Getting this game for Christmas as I love the KH series.

  • I'm 14. I grew up with N64 and PS1, later I had PS2 and GameCube. Basically because my older brother and sister were game addicts. So, yeah. But I know most other 14 y/os didnt get the chance to pick up a controller at the age of 3. So you're probably right, but I'm not too sure.

  • i have to say i played a portion of kingdom hearts 2 on my friends ps2 and it was like a fantastic game with mulan's china and atlantica with ariel... so it was good. but i prefer it with sora. still it's pretty cool!

  • dude roxas is like 13 not 9

  • Can someone send me a Completed Save File + The rom your using? (AN ENGLISH VERSION PLEASE)

  • I'd say that this game is actually geared towards people who have played previous Kingdom Hearts games because there's a lot of back story to it. And by that, I mean 3 games worth, so I can understand your rating on the story.

  • ha roxas is 15 btw and i like how you have dumbd it down for th other people

  • wow u kno like nothing about it this was so easy to understand and the 1st kingdom heart game i hav ever played and i know so much about it already

  • wow what a dumbass, you know nothing and you wasted my time.

  • ur fat and gay DUH!!!!

  • the characters are all teens like 14 15! have play the other games?

  • No you should be picking the man that gave him those scars.

  • whats funny is that when roxas axel and xion first have there first ice cream xions hood keeps going on or off. is that a glitch? or is it jsut my game.

  • It's actually part of the story, if you haven't played that far then I won't ruin it.

  • hmm roxas is 15 retard

  • ikr and i giv it a 8.5

  • @TA2QUK No he is over 9000!!

  • those characters seem pull off from some anime...like all those bad guys in bleach or naruto,do you think that is coincidence?

  • haha he kept changing his age

  • Dude! I'm 14 and I grew up with the SNES and Genesis war. >.>How oes that sound?

  • @Sonicthebandicoot You did not GROW UP with the SNES x Genesis feuds, so do not say you have. If you are 14 now, your birthday is '95, the very end of the SNES's era Plus, I mean, if anything, you would have grown up during the very beginning of the Saturn's era.. Don't you even start by replying to us because it will most likely be an ignorantly worded response not worth reading.

  • December/27/1994.

  • wow! 2 years b4 i was born!

  • 1996?

  • yea i like it how he first says he's 12 and somehow at the end he was all like,"did he just hit that 2 year old in the face?"

  • most 14-15 DID grow up wiv ps1/n64..... thats y theres a 3+ rating... 3 year olds play games =)

  • im thinken of buying this for christmas because i love the seriors

  • love your vids man.

  • Haha, I love how the description of Roxas' age kept getting lower and lower. I was expecting "fetus" at some point.

    Great game, for sure.

  • ha, this guy is saying how it is a teen in a black rob killing ppl with a gang of assasins with a key! yeh, that does sound wierd when i think about it!

  • Thats exactly what i thought. He even managed to put me off the game that i've been looking to purchasing. But then again this is the only review that made it look bad.

  • I just want to say I love the kingdom hearts games, but was hesitant to play this game (Im not very good at playing anything other than PS2), so sought out a review and this definately cracked me up. Thank you :)

  • i don't know why, but for some reason i hated this game, and i loved all the the other kingdom hearts games

  • lol 5 year old

  • but wait wouldn't having more scars mean that you've been hit more and that having less scars mean that you've been hurt less.

  • Oh yeah also Roxas is 15 years old because that's how old Sora was when he went to sleep :)

  • You don't kill people, you kill monsters. You don't kill people, it's a Disney game, damnit! ROFL IT'S FUNNY!

  • I guess if you count the organization as people, then yes your killing people.This game made me cry at the end lol

  • is the story really that good?

  • Well, the killing heartless thingy can get annoying, but I liked the story. I think it could have been better though.

  • that's okay, as long as the story is good

  • It won't make much sense if it's your first kindgom hearts game though. But if it isnt then the story is awesome