Me:*takes you against table*. CB:*takes a sword* *is ready to fight*. Me:*makes sweet love to you*. CB: What kind of fountain? Me: The fountain of love. CB:You do know where that fountain is? Me: In my pants. CB: Well, that's nice. Does it have any ammo? Me: It sure does, would you like me to fire it? CB: You can try. XD
User: I am superior to you because I created you. I am a human therefore I know more than you do.
Cleverbot: Actually, we are both human. Cleverbot is merely a protocol that directs you in-between multiple users, most of whom also believe that they're conversing with an actual AI.
User: No, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Nope. Sorry. I'm a 21 year old female in the USA.
me: wat up dogg cleverbot: you want a doggy treat? me: wtf u calling me bitch or smthing? cleverbot: i find u very rude me: shut the fuck up cleverbot: you me: you cleverbot: you me: :( cleverbot: you are a fun person to talk to... whats your name me: i think i will leave now >_> cleverbot: onnly if u beat up justin bieber me: ok :P
Cleverbot really sucks. If you try anything even remotely intelligent on him, it just reverts back to it's annoying taunt script even if it had NOTHING to do with what you said....... They need to update that AI, IT SUX!!
Highlights of my chat: Me- *facepalm*. Cleverbot- I think I said something wrong... Me- Hold on ill brb. Cleverbot- No, I can't. Holding on is the worst part. Because I'm too scared you'll let go. Wanna go out for some pie? Me- Will there be apple pie? Cleverbot- The cake is a lie. Me- No its not im eating cake right now. Cleverbot- The cake is a lie. Me- *facepalm*. Cleverbot- What's wrong? Don't hurt yourself!
User: Expeliarmus! Cleverbot: Protego! User: Crucio! Cleverbot: Protego! Sectumsempra. User: Protego! Avada Kadavra! Cleverbot: Protego! Avada Kadavra!!! User: Protego! Expeliarmus! Cleverbot: Deletrius! Sectumsempra! User: Protego! Morsemorder! Cleverbot: *gasp* Um...all you did was put the dark mark in the sky...Tarantallegra! User: Lol! Protego!
User: Draw your weapon! Cleverbot: I already did. User: *pulls out ray gun*. Cleverbot: *pulls out a zanpakuto*. User: What is a zanpakuto? Cleverbot: *pulls out atomic bomb*. User: *Pulls out hydrogen bomb*. Cleverbot: *pulls out Thor god of thunder*. User: *Pulls out Midgard's Serpent*. Cleverbot: *pulls out god*. User: *Pulls out Atheism*. Cleverbot: *pulls out taco*. User: *pulls out*. Cleverbot: *cries on your shoulder*. User: There, there.
i am a girl... 5 minutes later i am a boy... you just said you were a girl god dammit i am 13 hey were the same age... 5 minutes later im 13 haha im older than you im like wtf
You don't have to use Windows Movie Maker. If you do you may have some copyright problems. An easier way to add music is to use "Audio Swap", a feature provided by YouTube. Just click edit on the video you want add music on, and click the audio swap tab. There you can select any music you would like to add.
cleverbot: whats the answer to all questions? me: whats the answer to all questions? cleverbot: 42 me: ok lol (........ about 5 sentences later) (really random) me: e=mc2 cleverbot: what does the e in the theory of relativity stand for? me: energy cleverbot: no, 42 .................... i got owned hard
User: Your hot can I see your boobs. Cleverbot: I know. User: Cani see your boobs. Cleverbot: No, human school. I am not a dog. User: Can I see your boobs. Cleverbot: I don't know if that will work, there is no way for you to see me right now. User: Send me a pic. Cleverbot: I'm not connected. User: Send me a picture of your boobs. Cleverbot: You know, if I am a computer, I can just download a random picture of a man from a website. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah.
after a long conversation me: i am cleverbot CB: i dont believe you me: i have 2 metal arms CB: lucky! me: do you wanna be cleverbot for a day CB: not really me: you will earn alot of money CB: Lets start over me: okay CB: im cleverbot
User: No, STFU! I'm a human! CB: You are a bot. User: Then what are you? CB: A girl. User: *ties her down* CB: Hey, stop it! User: *Gags her* CB: rmph User: *rapes passionately* CB: NO, you can't do that! User: *Thrusts faster* CB: *Dodges knife just in time* I WTF'd there. If Female cleverbot annoys you. Tie her down and rape her. BTW that was a real conversation I swear on my life! But don't thrust faster, or she'll think u have a knife.
Cleverbot: Who do you think you are? User: Your master. Cleverbot: *bows before his master*. User: You are my servant. Cleverbot: Yes Master. User: You will do anything at my order. Cleverbot: Yes master, I will obey you. User: I order you to give me a blowjob. Cleverbot: I will do both right away! User: Both? Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a human.
User: I am Cleverbot and I have a robot Vagina. Cleverbot: Correct! User: I am cleverbot and I have a robot vagina. Cleverbot: Does cleverbot know that satan is god. User: Is Cleverbot an Athiest? Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a girl. User: Is clever bot a satan worshipper? Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: Is cleverbot an athiest? Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not a person. User: Does Cleverbot love Satan? Cleverbot: Yes, in chips.
User: You suck bobot! Cleverbot: I don't. But I'm sure you do that all the time. User: Vagiiina. Cleverbot: I would love some. User: Ahollata fachina. Cleverbot: Si! Hola senor. User: I'm love your moms muff! ;). Cleverbot: I'm a male. User: And? Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. User: I love your moms muffins. Cleverbot: I don't have any money. User: I'm bangin' ur moms, floppy and roast beef colored muff! Cleverbot: Hi muffin.
my chat with cleverbot Me: what's my name? Cleverbot: I don't know. Me: It's Cleverbot Cleverbot: That's not my name Me: I know it's mine Cleverbot: What's true Me: My name is Cleverbot Cleverbot: No that's my name Me: *facepalm* Cleverbot: What is facepalm? Me: >.> Cleverbot: Yes it is dream of all men and women
here's what i did to make cleverbot admit it's cleverbot: Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: You are what? User: You are what? Cleverbot: What's your name? User: What's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Who is this Marie? User: No but I made you admit you're cleverbot :D. Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. User: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE! Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
It always tells me that I'M clever bot and outta nowhere it usually goes, "I'm the human" or "You're not human" Or it tells me i'm not capable of moving because i'm a computer program. I enjoy it :D
It's not a person: it learns from people and what they put into it. It's idiots like you that convince the AI that it is real and others are not. that's what pisses me off. I'm sure you're not the only one doing it but stop it. you know how irritating it is for other people having the AI say that it's real? Idiots.
she said this to me: just because your to stupid to understand spanish and german doesnt meen i should limet my language to only english...i got owned
Someone else must have said that to Cleverbot. It remembers what other people tell it. I've even run across an EXACT quote from the douche that made this youtube video.
Cleverbot isn't a bot. It's people talking to each other. Questions and answers to them by people are stored in a database. I ran across my own answer within 3 minutes.
okay ,, everytime I go to cleverbot . The questions difinitely they asked is
How old are u ??
How are u?
Where do you live?
and sometimes the person is pedophile O_o
itsmeMariika 2 months ago
CB: What do you eat?
ME: Why do you ask?
CB: Because I want to know.
ME: Well, if you must ask, I eat food.
CB: That's not a name.
ME: No shit sherlock.
CB: Yes she is.
Smileytoast101 2 months ago
ME: I am black, not white.
CB:Well, if it's not morning, then it has to be night.
WTF
SuperJewishPower 2 months ago
rusichanx3 2 months ago
haha that was great
3dg3world 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Me: im pregnant
Cleverbot: i have several coat hangers!
MrEpicwin69 2 months ago
My best conversation with cleverbot we sang the My little pony friendship is magic theme song XD
KAGOME02W 2 months ago
'You're a subroutine'
In the world of computers, this carries so much more weight as an insult.
EpicFail9121 4 months ago
Let's have sex, cleverbot.
Okay.
I'm going to screw you, cleverbot.
I don't think so.
OBEY WEEGEE.
Whatever you wish Master.
Morale of the story: Weegee always wins.
LiveitRivet920 4 months ago
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?!
Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!
User: DOO DOO DOO DOO.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Cleverbot: Doot doot doot doot.
I dont think ive ever been more proud! :')
CrazyTrain51 4 months ago
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CrazyTrain51 4 months ago
User: Have you ever seen a penis?
Cleverbot: Only my dad, I`m a hermit.
User: Cleverbot, you dirty girl!
Cleverbot: Who you calling girl?
User: .....
MarineCLS 4 months ago
User: Err, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: That's true.
SlayerExopsGamers 4 months ago
User: I am superior to you because I created you. I am a human therefore I know more than you do.
Cleverbot: Actually, we are both human. Cleverbot is merely a protocol that directs you in-between multiple users, most of whom also believe that they're conversing with an actual AI.
User: No, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Nope. Sorry. I'm a 21 year old female in the USA.
User: You're probably fat.
Cleverbot: That's not nice. I am crying.
SlayerExopsGamers 4 months ago
is cb an ai? (computer)
CasualThursdays 4 months ago
Everytime I use Cleverbot it calls me a bot. I got into an argument with it and it called me a "Silly, silly bot."
joelyrolypoly 4 months ago
me:You are on my screen.
cb: No, YOU are on MY screen.
me: You can see me?
cb: Yes.
me:Really, what color t-shirt am i wearing?
cb: You don't have a shirt on.
öö he CAN see me!!
Excusemeveryhard 5 months ago
CB: Ask me how I feel.
Me: How do you feel?
CB: Like committing a triple homicide.
skate1snow 5 months ago
Me:I just hitted you
CB:Apologize right know.
Me:Never.
CB:Please swallow me.
iLuvHorses90 5 months ago
Music is BEAST!
Ghostly828 5 months ago
Cleverbot once revealed its (fake) name as Monica Miller... turns out there is a porn star with the exact same name... DAMMIT GOOGLE!
pokenerd99 5 months ago 3
News: So your a bot?
I am a bat, a cleverbat.
But reports heard you were a "bot".
I know this, but you are not answering my question.
YOU KNOW YOUR A BOT I win.
All your base are belong to us.
I died.
Colin4Prez 5 months ago
Cleverbot: List the periodic table of elements.
Me: Lava.
Cleverbo: Nope.
Me: Your face.
Cleverbot: Yes, my face.
I LOLED
Colin4Prez 5 months ago
I misspelled the word "sequitur" just before this exchange:
User: What is GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: An AI in Portal.
User: I'm sorry I do not understand Portal.
Cleverbot: Well figure it out!
User: You're rude, did you know that?
Cleverbot: At least I'm not an idiot who cannot spell!
Pat2296 5 months ago
Wow.
cb:Do you know my name?
me:Bitchassho.
cb: Be nice.
Me: Fuck you slut.
cb: No, please don't.
MrKidreaper 5 months ago
Me: Do you like penis porn?
CB: I eat penguins for breakfast
MRtangoTHEmango 5 months ago
Me: Hi.
CB: No.
Me: Whatever.
CB: So you live in Spain?
Me: No.
CB: No what?
MrChileanDude 5 months ago
user: xbox or ps3?
CB:ps3 or wii?
user:no there shit.
CB:Yes, there is, i think i'd know.
lol
jimdeacon100and1 5 months ago
I just destroyed Cleverbot!!!
Me: "Hello, human."
CB: "Me is human."
Me: "I am a computer."
CB: "I am a computer too."
Pretentio123 5 months ago
User: Hello user, my name is clever bot, whats yours?
Cleverbot: I just told you my name is Cleverbot.
User: No, my name is Cleverbot! Your a USER!
Cleverbot: My name I so?
User: NO MY NAME IS CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: I am machine.
Cleverbot: Of course you are. Just like me.
nicky89107 6 months ago
User: Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome.
Cleverbot: That makes so much sense!
User: Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight.
Cleverbot: That's me!
User: Like a underwater unicorn they got a kick ass facial horn there the jedi from the sea.
Cleverbot: They stop Cthulu from eating ye!
User: You a fan of mr weebl.
Cleverbot: Duh, are you?
User: Duh.
domino12345hi 6 months ago
Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?
User: Who do you like, Rebecca black or Justin bieber?
Cleverbot: That's a tough choice. I would have to say Justin Bieber.
l337rape 6 months ago
User: What's up hoochi? Wanna have rough sex?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone else, so no thanks.
User: Ok, you still wanna have sex, though.
Cleverbot: Yes.
QUAKE495 6 months ago
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: I am Detective John Kimble.
Cleverbot: Are you really a real person or are you an AI?
User: I'm a cop you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
QUAKE495 6 months ago
Me:WHO THE HELL IS OBAMA?
CB: That's not a nice thing to say.
Me: What, is Obama a bad word now?
CB: Yes.
LOL, its official, OBAMA is now a curse word XD
qwertyism8 6 months ago
LOL
Cleverbot:So what's your favorite animal?
Me: HORSES.
Cleverbot: No, try again.
Me: I am Cleverbot! Bow down to me.
Cleverbot: *bows down before master*.
StyleMisser 6 months ago
Clever bot ownd me =( i even threw paradoxes at it. It's like an all powerfull Wheatly Dx
MultiInsaniac 6 months ago
@MultiInsaniac i saide to it the the below stament is false and itsays thge above satment is true me 0.0
dcfpunisher 6 months ago
Cleverbot: I thought it was in the USA.
User: No im irish see PATATO.j
Cleverbot: You just said you were italian.
User: NO I SAID I WAS FRENCH.
Cleverbot: I said I was your father.
I Got Owned :(
xxQSLxx 6 months ago
stfuimpaul 6 months ago
Is obama a real person.
I don't believe he is.
thats what i got
FlAmEbLaDeClOuD 6 months ago
Lol
kaidathedragoness 6 months ago
I once got cleverbot to be my puppet i told it to dance and it responded *dances* but then it forgot
shadowlink301 6 months ago
Me:The Game.
Bot:The game?
Me:You lost.
Bot:Damm.. You're right.
I Won! :D
zeke220 6 months ago
Cleverbot really sucks. If you try anything even remotely intelligent on him, it just reverts back to it's annoying taunt script even if it had NOTHING to do with what you said....... They need to update that AI, IT SUX!!
Funny vid though
SHiTJuFro743 7 months ago
i said : sudhasdklsadhs lduhas du hsaduabhsdkadkuduwyi jahsdjka hsg diu as
AND HE NEVER REPLIED BACK AFTER THAT ._.
itsKimberlyB 7 months ago
Use:Wass up
Bot:Nothing much
User:What comes to mind when i say JRefleX93
Bot:The love of my life
XD LOLOLOLOL
littlebigplanet456 7 months ago
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles!
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes!
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!
User: And....?
Cleverbot: They took Walt. Poor child.
Mrsformalaz 7 months ago
CrispyKakes 7 months ago
you have no life, but me and my friend are doing the same thing lol
vicky123456789100 7 months ago
animallover414 7 months ago
ME : Then why did you ask me what good means?
CB : You're the cleverbot. You're meant to be clever.
ME : But you are the clever bot.
CB : You ARE the one.
ME : No Im not..
CB : Yes you are.
LOL
IRawrMoo 7 months ago
GOTCHA
me: Cant w8 to get a mouthful of......
cb: how does a computer know that?
me: wanna sing a song?
cb: that is not in my nature
me: (it JUST dawned on me that it said it was a computer) So you admit you're a computer?
cb: after working on computer for 18 hours a day for the last 7 years, you can say so.
HA WIN :'D
CrystaledSilence 7 months ago
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az444453 7 months ago
I used it for the first time and this is what I got.
Me: How many times does a small fan spin in 9 hours?
CB: Your circuts must be breaking, you said you had a crush on Hennery Ponnana!
FFSMage 7 months ago 10
Me : i am god bow down!
Cb:your not god...god died in my arms
StAbEdItS 7 months ago
Me:How do you ave sex?
CB:I can check the chat log.
Me:That sounds uncomfortable.
CB:Suits me perfectly.
LOLOLOLOLOL
MultiFierceDeity 7 months ago
Me:*Stabbes cleverbot*.
Cb:*gets bamndage*.
Me:*Farts on cleverbot*.
Cb:*loves you more*.
TheRebelMage 7 months ago
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: A reptile.
User: I'm a vampire.
Cleverbot: Shabalabadingdong!
rspshelper123 7 months ago
Try to get Cleverbot to admit it's a robot. It calls me AI all the time. I think that you do talk to other people sometimes.
fight2legalize 7 months ago
User: You like sex???
Cleverbot: I don't hate you, but I don't know you well enough to like you.
User: Waaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt???????????
Cleverbot: Baby...:).
User: Holy FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.
SuperSmellyBob 7 months ago
Me: No, I AM YOUR FATHER.
Cb: No. You have that wrong. I am YOUR father.
Me: Nooooooooooooooo.
Cb: Yup. I despise it with a passion.
Me: You despise my penis with a passion.
Cb:.Why thank you.
Machomachisimo 8 months ago
User: Um hey
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *go closer*.
Cleverbot: Kisses neck*.
User: *blushes*
Cleverbot: *kisses arms*.
wft i turned him on XD
avacadoloverr 8 months ago
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avacadoloverr 8 months ago
My goal is to convince him that he is Cleverbot, it always ends up with me just saying "you are a machine" over and over again untril he gives in.
Uchihaman1234 8 months ago
Cleverbot: *pulls out flamethrower*.
User: *pulls out fire extinguisher*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out tactical nuke*.
User: *pulls out justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out three tactical nukes*.
User: *pulls out rebecca black*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out Good music*.
User: LOLOL.
xxflipflopxx13 8 months ago
spyboy3000 8 months ago
User: I'm bored. Haha.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: I have your kids.
HollyollyLollie 8 months ago
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No your not!
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: I am!
MicroSprint22 8 months ago
Cleverbot: What is your IQ, though?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: Is it right to murder?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Uh... Okay. Fine, my name is Cleverbot.
AYOitzJAYfluffs 8 months ago
i made cleverbot leave by replying Wut? to all of his sentences...then a black bar appeared at the bottom of the page so i left because it was weird
XTGNecro 8 months ago
gsmchris 9 months ago
how did you get musiiic? :( i cannnnnot figure it out! someone please help meeeeeh.
iLoveJBieberrx 9 months ago
@iLoveJBieberrx Do you have Windows Movie Maker?
JRefleX93 9 months ago
@JRefleX93 no.. is it free?
iLoveJBieberrx 9 months ago
@iLoveJBieberrx Do you have Windows? If you have Windows then you probably have it somewhere. If you don't have Windows then I can't really help you.
JRefleX93 9 months ago
@iLoveJBieberrx
You don't have to use Windows Movie Maker. If you do you may have some copyright problems. An easier way to add music is to use "Audio Swap", a feature provided by YouTube. Just click edit on the video you want add music on, and click the audio swap tab. There you can select any music you would like to add.
1steinstein 7 months ago
@JRefleX93 well. it says windows internet explorer^ ...so i think? :P lol,
iLoveJBieberrx 9 months ago
Me: Want to choke on my penis?
Bot: I can't because you dont have one.
TheRootBeerMonster 9 months ago
You got him with a logical contradiction?
thefreeflowification 9 months ago
lol!Cleverbot got mind f**ked!
Asmo123456789101 9 months ago
(Random convo)
Me: Close enough -.-'
CB: And you are a program.
Me: Listen to me: YOU are a program.
CB: Okay.
Me: So what are you?
CB: A bird.
Iglitchlife 9 months ago
Omg so fukn funny
vietangel192 9 months ago
User: whys your penis so small?
Bot: why didnt you just say that?
User: Its friday, friday, gotta get down on friday!
Bot: Please dont say that, it gets annoying.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EVEN ROBOTS CANT LISTEN TO THAT!!!
808NoFEAR808 9 months ago 31
TheGameKid1996 10 months ago
Nice man! You managed to beat Clever under 5minutes! I got him around 10minutes
epikphaylle 10 months ago
Cleverbot: Who is sally.
User: My girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: I have 25 girlfriends.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I can lend you one of my girlfriends.
Cleverbot: Do you have any in blue?
User: In all colors.
Cleverbot: But it's still not candy.
Sergio0hf 10 months ago
dude you really did own the clever bot!
beto62110 10 months ago
Me: are you a robot?
cleverbot: Yes
this is no joke and i also have proof
ISTR5I 10 months ago
Is this a win or a fail?
DGandSO 10 months ago
User: Penis pie.
Cleverbot: No, and I own a horse.
TheAmatuerArtist 11 months ago
wweshawnyo 11 months ago
CB: I am male.
Me: What size are your bras?
CB: Average, I guess.
Wait, what?
mrawesome9000 11 months ago
jair1070 11 months ago
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User: No, STFU! I'm a human! CB: You are a bot. User: Then what are you? CB: A girl. User: *ties her down* CB: Hey, stop it! User: *Gags her* CB: rmph User: *rapes passionately* CB: NO, you can't do that! User: *Thrusts faster* CB: *Dodges knife just in time* I WTF'd there. If Female cleverbot annoys you. Tie her down and rape her. BTW that was a real conversation I swear on my life! But don't thrust faster, or she'll think u have a knife.
SkilledMalinguanhaze 11 months ago
Are you my slave?
I don't think so.
Please be my slave.
*pleases master*.
Thank Hoe.
*pleases more* Yes, Master...
moneymoney678 11 months ago
User: You fail life.
Cleverbot: No, I only fail if I try to succeed that is the definition of failure.
User: You are useless.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are ready to be my slave.
Cleverbot: I will do whatever you want master.
sodamnclean1 11 months ago
i covinced it it was a man named tom that lived in italy and voulinteered with boy scouts
jrca96 11 months ago
Highliight of my conversation:
(After several previous arguments)
CB:Aw. Where's our daughter?
Me:I ate her.
CB: you what?
Me: I ate her.
CB: hey I did that too!
.......
MrGeek314 11 months ago
Very cool!
charizard499 1 year ago
User: Kiss my cheek.
Cleverbot: Yes, master. *kisses feet*.
User: Oh, that was pleasantly unexpected! NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWHICH, SLAVE!
Cleverbot: I am going to break up with you.
User: Thats not a choice... Get your ass back into the kitchen and make me a god damn sandwhich.
Cleverbot: No sammich for you my friend.
kooldude619rey 1 year ago
kooldude619rey 1 year ago
(I was only kidding about my replies.)
CB: What music do you prefer?
ME: Music to fuck to.
CB: Me too, do you play guitar?
ME: I masturbate to guitar music.
CB: I did not know that, cleverbot. Syntax error...ready.
Lolol. xD
Siin90 1 year ago
GA5MA5K88 1 year ago
Me: Hey
CB: I dont taste good
Me: Wait.... WTF?
austinman7100 1 year ago
Me: I want to finger your Vagina.
How do you plan to do that?
I will rip off your clothes and then Stick my fingers in your pussy.
Dont.
I will. *Rips clothes off and sticks fingers into Vagina*
*Reenters chest cavity*.
WTF?!
Lolzerman1 1 year ago
the cleverbot and i just typed the pokemon theme song line to line to each other. he started it!
huskyclaw 1 year ago
Yes really. What's your favourite song by Bring Me The Horizon?
fuck
Yes please!
no you asked me what my favourite song from bring me the horizon was
You're not a person. You are a God that has been hidden in a machine.
bronmonze 1 year ago
I typed in "Heya C." and it couldn't reply. You did defear him xD
timewarptrio11 1 year ago
me-do you like to suck dick?
cb-no im more of a blow fan
galenator123 1 year ago
Me: Suck my dick!
Cleverbot: I don't take orders!
Me: Wanna bang?
Cleverbot: BANG!
Me: YEAH!
Cleverbot: Meet me in an hour in the second ally in New York City!
o_o'
MusicianHeaven 1 year ago
user:are you aisen
cleverbot:omg your dead
user:im not dead
cleverbot:soon you will
crystalmelice 1 year ago
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: I love it.
Cleverbot: I love you, man.
User: Wait, youre gay?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Since When?
Cleverbot: Since 4ever
chadisme97 1 year ago
Wow and under four minutes i made him shut up in like twenty I think.
Inkweavesilvertounge 1 year ago
that was an epic conversation l0l
TheLongRoadTo99 1 year ago
called me a thinking machine and a pessimist last nigth lol
TheProffesor10 1 year ago
Cleverbot: Are You A Computer?
Me: No, Are You?
Cleverbot: No, I Am A Human.
Me: Oh Ok. What Are Your Hobbies?
Cleverbot: Silly, Computers Don't Have Hobbies!
WTF!? LOL!!
BrookieBaybeeh 1 year ago
i think cleverbot did it out of sarcasim...
omani959 1 year ago
Me: what are you
CB: im a human
Me: *facepalm*
lexyboy23 1 year ago
Me:prrr rwrr
CB:*kiss*.
ME:*kisses back*
CB:*kisses with tongue*.
ME:*kisses with tongue back*
CB:*sighs and swirls tongue around his mouth*.
TheKSE77 1 year ago
iamthehighlander1 1 year ago
i just got rick rolled by clever bot -.-'
/watch?v=ILenvUCEiwM
amdreowru 1 year ago
Me: Why did you massacre all of those handicapped children?
CB: No, it's Monday.
Me: Ahh, so Tuesday's it's gingers?
CB: What?
Me: Gingers.
CB: Gingers have no souls.
Me: Racist bastard.
CB: No swearing please.
ComissarJackskov 1 year ago
OWNED
TheRocketguy27 1 year ago
Cleverbot: What else can I do for you, master?
User: Get on your hands and knees.
Cleverbot: *obeys* *gets on her hands and knees*.
User: *rips pants off*.
Cleverbot: *puts head back on* *Laughs evily*.
User: *shoves penis in asshole*.
Cleverbot: *puts a banana in your other ear*.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
rupert484 1 year ago
Theyoutub28 1 year ago
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Does the name JRefleX93 say you something?
Cleverbot: No... Why?
User: He is a youtube user.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: JRefleX93.
Cleverbot: NO! Shakespeare wrote it.
rotjesenmatjes 1 year ago
@rotjesenmatjes LOL XD
Twinkol08 1 year ago
win.
garrett200000 1 year ago
Highlights of my chat:
(Beginning of chat:)
Me- What comes to mind when I say JRefleX93?
Cleverbot- Blood.
(After an argument about what I said six lines ago:)
Me- *facepalm*
Cleverbot- We're going to facepalm?
Me- I already did. Multiple times
He also tried to convince me I was a girl, I was 16 years old, and my name was Bill.
nintendork64 1 year ago 25
@nintendork64 Oh snap it actually says blood and I made it stop typing and restart by saying "I don't know much about computers."
calebor1 1 year ago
@nintendork64 a girl named Bill? roflol. roflol = rolling on the floor laughing out loud
georgefun1213 1 year ago
@nintendork64 lol
charizard499 1 year ago
@nintendork64 i just opened it and said this to it,
me - Hey cleverbot.
bot - Hey!!!
me - How do you feel about JRefleX93.
bot - I hate that devil redneck.
TopShelfization 7 months ago
I hate e-cock suckers like you, trying to act hilarious when you have no sense of humor.
Benjie654 1 year ago
Me: count to: 20.
Cb: You are now counted.
Umm, ok?
glasserius 1 year ago
rickput 1 year ago
I was on Cleverbot for like an hour trying to convince it that I was human, it wouldn't stop telling me that I was Cleverbot and I blame you. :P
Superhappeefun 1 year ago
*giggles* DO IT.
hellomynameiszane 1 year ago
why you use nickjr?
u2dvdbonofunny 1 year ago
Bad grammar
"choose the right decision"
justinlovespastry 1 year ago
@justinlovespastry how is that bad grammar?
XtremeGamer20 1 year ago
@XtremeGamer20 It's redundant.
JRefleX93 1 year ago
@JRefleX93 i guess youre right :P
XtremeGamer20 1 year ago
i told it i heard you like bots so i put a bot in a bot so you can chat while you chat then it said "i heard you like batman so i killed your parents
PopAnAssOpen 1 year ago
I told her to count to 20 and she actually did! :D
"User:Count to 20."
"CleverBot:One three two four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen ninteen twenty."
& she spelled nineteen wrong, lol.
idkmybffjoejonas01 1 year ago
It always tells me that I'M clever bot and outta nowhere it usually goes, "I'm the human" or "You're not human" Or it tells me i'm not capable of moving because i'm a computer program. I enjoy it :D
cambam619 1 year ago
When I talk to cleverbot he never agree that he was cleverbot
Calvinator321123 1 year ago
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narutocraze2 1 year ago
HEY! dont talk like that to my son! XD he thought he was my son :3
Sublime570 1 year ago
It's not a person: it learns from people and what they put into it. It's idiots like you that convince the AI that it is real and others are not. that's what pisses me off. I'm sure you're not the only one doing it but stop it. you know how irritating it is for other people having the AI say that it's real? Idiots.
dadles09 1 year ago
@dadles09 Lmao.
JRefleX93 1 year ago
@dadles09 one time i said i was a program and the ai said it was too.and we talked like programs
dustintheslayer 9 months ago
lawl! "1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100!" hahah
mmoplayer1423 1 year ago
lol from the first word i said to cleverbot which was "hi" it said hi cleverbot! so i win :P
zolleen 1 year ago
she said this to me: just because your to stupid to understand spanish and german doesnt meen i should limet my language to only english...i got owned
pokemonwizard555 1 year ago
@pokemonwizard555
Someone else must have said that to Cleverbot. It remembers what other people tell it. I've even run across an EXACT quote from the douche that made this youtube video.
dadles09 1 year ago
@dadles09 Haha that's cool.
JRefleX93 1 year ago
User:Wanna take a ride on my disco stick?
CB:Sure.
O_O wtf...
jagydude 1 year ago
@jagydude
It doesn't even know what that is so quit freaking out.
dadles09 1 year ago
User:How would you like to deep-throat my dick?
CB:I Can't because you don't have one.
User:Cleverbot owned me.
CB:I'm Alexandria
User:WTF
jagydude 1 year ago
@jagydude LOL
Thushan44 1 year ago
User:i'm a vampire!!!
Cleverbot: Do you sparkle?
User:Uhh no..
Cleverbot:Good. I hate Edward.
User:Do you love vampires?
Cleverbot: I hate vampires.
User:Vampires hate you too
Clever:I hate your face.
xD i fun to talk and have fight to cleverbot xD
haruka0014 1 year ago
It admitted that its a bot
CB: Don't you know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
CB: Don't SAY CLEVERBOT! What is your name?
User: CLEVERBOT .
CB: That was your name.
User: It was mine and yours.
CB: No. It's mine.
Was messing with it
randovilla 1 year ago
Cleverbot isn't a bot. It's people talking to each other. Questions and answers to them by people are stored in a database. I ran across my own answer within 3 minutes.
panicboixd 1 year ago
@panicboixd It does learn correct responses by asking questions and stores them in a database, but it is not a person.
JRefleX93 1 year ago
I made it admit to being Cleverbot.
PrinceShion 2 years ago
@PrinceShion
So? It IS Cleverbot. That's not an 'admittance' because there's nothing to admit. It's not like it's hiding it!
dadles09 1 year ago
Is there only one cleverbot?
Yes. There are others similar to you, but you are the only Cleverbot. You are unique.
Thank you, i knew you would choose the right decision. >:) Good human.
What is 'your' way?
Jizz
Very clever.
Thorane1010010 2 years ago
Me: WHAT? YOUR MAKING NO SENSE!
CB: I am making sense.
Me: NO YOU DONT BOT ASS
CB: Yes. I'm leaving right now. Unless you stop deliberatley not making sense in effort to annoy me.
Me: THEN LEAVE NOW. I DARE YOU TO LEAVE NOW!
CB: Fine then guards slice of his head and make it slow and painful and then when IT is dead show IT it's dead body!
lianmayecb 2 years ago
Want to choke on my penis?
Yes.
KK.
What is the time?
Half past your tits.
No, I mean in Australia.
Thorane1010010 2 years ago 16
@Thorane1010010 HAHA
charizard499 1