This is why I don't use eBay. Losers like these in this video show that you never know what you're buying. By watching this video, I lose many things, some of which are: 8 minutes of my life, my opinion of Americans, and some of my sanity. Congratulations.
I'd be sadder with only 11 subscribers and really bad manners, but I am delighted to own 3 top tier Macs and then get to blow up a bad one once every 10 years.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
ALL computers suck.... but even when they get really smartt like HAL they have big problems. But Macs are BY FAR the best. And with Leopard due out in October Microsoft is back in SERIOUS catch up mode.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
All comps don't suck, only macs and mac users do. One word, linux. Linux alone beats ANY mac os on the market, and its free. Dont you think its pretty sad that your shitty ass mac needs to run a competitors os just to run apps. I would rather die than run a mac os. I work with cs3 in a mac and windows environment; my pc has never locked up but the macs lock up EVERY day. For games/fun, dualboot linux/windows; fuck you macintosh. BTW you give absolutely no evidence of why macs are the best.
Considering the industry probably would still be stuck in a land of MS DOS 19.3 now without the Mac to lead the way, I think that speaks enough. And, a Mac that is properly configured should only be crashing sometimes around the 12th of each Never.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
I'll admit apple did give a push in right direction but that dosnt mean they have any kinda of edge right now. A properly configured pc would have the same effect; its usually the user that causes the crash, not the software or hardware. My pc's are case and point. No matter what you say you cant dispute the fact that macs suck for gaming. Show me a mac with good specs and ill show you a pc thats less money and overclockable(cant overclock on a mac).
Indeed the Macs don't work as game machines. Although an 8 core Mac Pro with bumped up video card and Windows Vista under boot camp should do good for $7k.... BUT it's been years since I played games, and for games the Macs always come in last... but for other things they are quite great.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
And with that 7k setup you cant even overclock. I can build a pc setup to run anygame on the market, right now, for $1800. But in the end it comes down to preference. My friend has been using macs his whole life, he dosn't know how to use a pc properly. Me, personally, cannot use a mac as i feel i cant tweak it enough to do what i want it to do.
Being Unix under the hood it is very tweakable, but not so obviously so. And, yep, PCs win and games machines hand down.... but for Final Cut, Motion, After Effects, Photoshop etc, the Mac rules. But, unlike in the days of the VERY funny Windows 3.1.... it is no longer a no brainer Mac advantage. But living COMPLETELY free of viruses etc on a Mac is great.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
Indeed, but on a Windows machine you MUST knock on wood, have antivirus software AND be lucky. On a Mac you have to do NOTHING but be carefree and worry free and ALWAYS NONinfected. The COMPLETE lack of viral threats is now the biggest advantage of Mac.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
There is actually one trojan out for the mac, but that is not the point. Macs sometimes crash, without any apparent reason or cause. On a pc a crash could be a virus, so you scan. It could be a system or hardware failure, so you run diagnostics. The downside of having a chance of viral infections on a pc is far over weighed by the sheer power and control you get.
Ah, but the leftovers are so, so good. And my mommy does all my laundry. Actually it's been 15 years since I lived at home......but i think that was maybe a mistake to move out.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
Indeed, since fact is distinctly different from fiction it will make a great VLOG when the cops come to the door trying to convict for a fictions YouTube crime. Send them on over.
you guys are fucking retards I would blow it up better and using fuck coal is retarded try something like batteries that will literaly fucking exploded and some gas lol my way is dangerous and funner
Ah, watch the WWDC video on Apple's web site at Steve Jobs keynote there were KEY announcements from Electonic Arts that this was going to change. And also, via Boot Camp and Parrallel's you can ALSO install XP or Vista and run ANY game on the planet. But for th real work and the real surfing [where its safe] alll things but games should be left to the Mac. Look at the Leopard demo..... WAY cool.
This video was for the purposes of entertainment. Stuff like this is worth $429, and plsu Apple computers are NOT good machines, so you're completely wrong there.
thanks for he comment.... and this was all for fun. but have you seen Leopard and 8core Mac Pros? Those make a killer combo.... a combo like that should never be burned.... at least not for another 4 years till its all obsolete.
Ah, for true nausea the best way to invoke upchucking is to simply use a Microsoft Operating System. Even the worst Mac hardly causes a blip on the upchuck scale next to 95, 98, XP, Vista and the likes.
Don't you think that selling the parts could have been more convenient. Taking in mind the bad feedback you get now from "the YouTubers who like to see destruction"? I don't know. Why not help another poor person whose LCD screen just broke? Or someone that is in terrible need of a Hard Disc?
indeed, all computer work should be done onmacs. all vlogs edited in imovie and all real stuff in final cut. but bad, baaaaaaad macs that won't start up should burn, baby burn.
Indeed I am a nerd, I have Palm Pilot poems, am famous for portraying the Commodore 64 and have had DOZENS of Macs since my 1st 128K Mac in 1984. And while you can say that Linix -> Windows, clearly it is < Leopard.
Hey there Mr. Reed.... 12,000 hits on our silliness. And an amazing number that REALLY believe we shipped a burnt Mac to some ebAy sucker named Eric Alan. How has all been?
Ah, indeed, OSX and many things about the Macs suck. I am still waiting for my own Personal HAL9000 [minus the rebellious instincts]. But at least Macs only suck 5% as much as Windows Machines which really are proof of how bad an OS can be screwed up [& infected].
If it were fact, the indeed that would be true. But since works of fiction have no crimininal consequences, I think the only price to pay is some chuckles. And maybe dancing a bit to the groove of Tina.
How does it happen that someone that isn't a bitch ACTS so bitchy? And Sweetie and I just make the Bed Vlogs but we have yet to make any about water sports. We are so sorry to dissapoint you.
Ah, I have to pen any orgies in my poetry, but I did have Ron Jeremy write a blurb for my book [and that actually is NOT a joke]. There are perks to working on Troma Films and being friends with Lloyd Kaufman and the Toxic Avenger.
Ah, well not all of us can have the mind of Marvin Minsky. Although on the set of "PC Talk Radio" I did one take a few goofy photos with the main holding that most magnificent mind.
Excuse me on this technicaility. But, I think as the records will prove, I posted a goofy funny fictional video and then someone will less than proper manners started the hate email.... hmmm something is not well in the State of Denmark.
Ah, I would urge you to research fact and fiction. There never was a Dark Star that was blown up. And, now that you mention it. Didn't the Ebay customer in this video have a name rermarably similiar to that National Slam Poet that holds events at Barnes & Noble bookstores nationwide. Hmmm... the plot thickens.
Ah, did you say OPUS, I am so, so excited... You just ade me think of Richard Dreyfus... and it seems he left an alien amoungst us with a youtube account and rude emails.
try to seduce me as you will.... but I am already spoken for. And I don't think you would do as well as Sweetie on Bed Vlogs. I'm sure, with your charming ways, you will find that certain special someone.
Ah, I have read many of the classics.... but MYTHBUSTERS was not on my lesson plan. I opted for Vonnegut instead. I will leave the pile of steaming idiocy in your breakfast bowl. And, as they say, SO IT GOES!
Fucking a Macs are fucking shit the all deserve that fate but if i did buy one off ebay and it came to me like that i would hutn the guy down that sent it and lite him on fire lol
NO! But i am totalLy retarDed. I have no TARTS in anything but my poetry. But i do alwaays carry a DICKtionary around when typing on YouTube to reply to all the comments from smart [or was that ASS] people. Send us a postcard when you graduate the 1st grade.
Ah, the gay angle does put the BED VLOGS in a whole new light! And I hardly think young iBook is owner is that fat. Not all can be as thin as my 6'5" sveltness. Love and hugs.... don't ever stop being your charming self.
pretty sad how many of you get all worked up over what someone else is doing to their own computer. you tell him to get a life? why dont you get a life instead of being an internet pussy. keep destroying faulty Macs. And i type this on my macbookPro
Indeed, I have much to learn about Macs. But then again I have only had 23 years of professional experience with them as a consultant. I'm hoping in another 2 years on my 25th anniversary as a Macintosh consultant I will start to have a clue.
Trust me, this iBook tortured me and my client for many, many hours. I have saved hundreds of laptops... this one simply the one bad Apple of the bunch. The best it could do was to burn to the beat of Tina Turner.
Indeed, I am truly digging my MacBook. And in 6 months when there is MS Office 2008, Leopard and Adobe CS3 I will be truly pumped. I am also hoping to replace my G5 desktop with an 8 Core 3GHZ+ Mac in September or whenever they release a next Gen Intel desktop. It will be a LONG time before I burn any of these baby's.
I am sure I will be underwhelmed, and I know it does NOT have the Windows 2007 RIBBON interface.... BUT, it is a must, since I use Entourage for it's PROJECT features to help me book my touring dates. And it is SLOW AS HELL in Emulation now and also has Sync Services bugs that cause INSANE problems.... so for Entourage tweaks alone I NEED it soon.
for rosetta to run its faster i think you need 1gb ram or more thats what steve jobs when he was using the first intel mac he said for it to run almost at real speed
But, if I shot myself in the head that surely would stain the carpet! How inconsiderate would that be? And, as much as I am fond of you and your family I would never want to watch tapes of your mom. Oh, dear me, your insanely rude email made me make a "yo momma" joke.
I am patting myself feverishly on the back now as we speak. I had almost forgotten to celebrate myself and all my varied talents today... Thanks for reminding me.
I know it's sad to see a Mac burn.... but 20+ years of Mac fix-it experience [since 1984] proved to me this Mac could do NOTHING be be a burning sound track to a great TRAMPS tune.
i just made a post on another video saying that it was the worst thing i had seen on youtube... that was until i saw this. this is so fucking lame. you are the nerdiest most pathetic ginger piece of shit i have ever seen.
Oh, dear me, I do sooo long your way with words, wit, language and speling to... I need a cold shower... how do you manage to move me so with your wonderful way with words?
wow it sounds to me like ur a peace of shit teen that needed to beat more by ur stupid ass parents u worthless peace of shit go get a job and pay for your own shit u stupid fuck then break it fuckin mommas boy bitch
Ouch, I may need to cry now. At 42 thanks making me feel all youthful, though... the skin cream must really be doing it's job. I highly recommened Dove soap.... and do have a lovely day.
Artistically speaking this is no competition to your "Master Jim" VLOG entry. I am drooling with artistic jelously. But I can dream sometime of such artistic heights. I will certainly nominate you for multiple Vloggies. Oh, and btw, have a wonderful day.
Hmm, that would be so wrong. I do have to admit the name of that EBay buyer did sound strikingly similiar to that YouTuber known for doing BED VLOGS with his sweetie. I knew I should have been more suspicious about that.
1. I am using my mac, to view the destruction of this mac. 2. You better have refunded that guy's money. 3. You should have shipped it before you destroyed it, so you wouldn't have to refund him. 3. You showed the world what you did, so the Californian guy has access to all the proof to sue your ass. All he has to do is show the lawyers this video on Youtube. You are stupid.
1st lesson of YouTube [and all video art]... fact vs. fiction. There never was a dark star to be blown up. And you will notice the ebay customer has a name that oddly resembles some sort-of famous National Slam Poet
Ah, come on, I saw the cat using the toilet video... That has to be the dumbest video of all. And I've also read many comments that show that America's educational system needs to work a bit overtime. Oh, btw, thanks for the comment and the sharply constructive criticism.
""Trust us, we did you [and the whole world] a MAJOR favor my destroying this laptop. It was giving Apple a bad"" dude apple already has the worced name only lil oussie nerds like u use them why would people wanna look like u and use a mac witch in turn they suck ass they ran to intel for help and intel are worce and all u mac nerds used to hate intel now u geeks love it get a life build a pc
That was pretty stupid. For a cheap laugh you've gone and polluted the environment with a product using a battery containing mercury, not only endangering yourself but being stupid enough not to give it in to be refurbished and resold to someone who could use it for something better than burning. Nice job.
Trust me that when I take my cinematic wrath out a Microsoft product it will be oh so real!!! While I love Apple and Macs and this video was just fun with an already dead computer.... I hate Microsoft and all flavors of Windows with a passion that makes Darth Vader look like a asthmatic sissy.
u r so fucking sad
zypexblade 4 years ago
Ah, but the burn made me so, so happy.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
lol ok i see your point but destroying stuff couldnt you fix it or upgrade it??
zypexblade 4 years ago
This is why I don't use eBay. Losers like these in this video show that you never know what you're buying. By watching this video, I lose many things, some of which are: 8 minutes of my life, my opinion of Americans, and some of my sanity. Congratulations.
marktech101 4 years ago
How sad are you!
zypexblade 4 years ago
I'd be sadder with only 11 subscribers and really bad manners, but I am delighted to own 3 top tier Macs and then get to blow up a bad one once every 10 years.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
did you migrate your data
pontiacgto9 4 years ago
There was no data loss, but a LOT of frustration before this baby had to burn.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
fucking hillarios!
=]
Kittykat2552 4 years ago
The terminally ill Mac was a trajedy before it burned. But, the flames made it all better.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
mac sucks
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
ALL computers suck.... but even when they get really smartt like HAL they have big problems. But Macs are BY FAR the best. And with Leopard due out in October Microsoft is back in SERIOUS catch up mode.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
All comps don't suck, only macs and mac users do. One word, linux. Linux alone beats ANY mac os on the market, and its free. Dont you think its pretty sad that your shitty ass mac needs to run a competitors os just to run apps. I would rather die than run a mac os. I work with cs3 in a mac and windows environment; my pc has never locked up but the macs lock up EVERY day. For games/fun, dualboot linux/windows; fuck you macintosh. BTW you give absolutely no evidence of why macs are the best.
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
Considering the industry probably would still be stuck in a land of MS DOS 19.3 now without the Mac to lead the way, I think that speaks enough. And, a Mac that is properly configured should only be crashing sometimes around the 12th of each Never.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
I'll admit apple did give a push in right direction but that dosnt mean they have any kinda of edge right now. A properly configured pc would have the same effect; its usually the user that causes the crash, not the software or hardware. My pc's are case and point. No matter what you say you cant dispute the fact that macs suck for gaming. Show me a mac with good specs and ill show you a pc thats less money and overclockable(cant overclock on a mac).
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
Indeed the Macs don't work as game machines. Although an 8 core Mac Pro with bumped up video card and Windows Vista under boot camp should do good for $7k.... BUT it's been years since I played games, and for games the Macs always come in last... but for other things they are quite great.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
And with that 7k setup you cant even overclock. I can build a pc setup to run anygame on the market, right now, for $1800. But in the end it comes down to preference. My friend has been using macs his whole life, he dosn't know how to use a pc properly. Me, personally, cannot use a mac as i feel i cant tweak it enough to do what i want it to do.
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
Being Unix under the hood it is very tweakable, but not so obviously so. And, yep, PCs win and games machines hand down.... but for Final Cut, Motion, After Effects, Photoshop etc, the Mac rules. But, unlike in the days of the VERY funny Windows 3.1.... it is no longer a no brainer Mac advantage. But living COMPLETELY free of viruses etc on a Mac is great.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
I run cs3 on my pc just as good, if not better, than a mac. And as far as viruses are concerned I've NEVER, *knock on wood*, gotten a virus.
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
Indeed, but on a Windows machine you MUST knock on wood, have antivirus software AND be lucky. On a Mac you have to do NOTHING but be carefree and worry free and ALWAYS NONinfected. The COMPLETE lack of viral threats is now the biggest advantage of Mac.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
There is actually one trojan out for the mac, but that is not the point. Macs sometimes crash, without any apparent reason or cause. On a pc a crash could be a virus, so you scan. It could be a system or hardware failure, so you run diagnostics. The downside of having a chance of viral infections on a pc is far over weighed by the sheer power and control you get.
KoroshiSama 4 years ago
I <3 what you do to this. And i love apples
l4mb0r9h1n1 4 years ago
i would like u to move out of ur parents house
impulsekid111 4 years ago
Ah, but the leftovers are so, so good. And my mommy does all my laundry. Actually it's been 15 years since I lived at home......but i think that was maybe a mistake to move out.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
400? worth every cent!
EatPieItIsTasty 4 years ago
Thanks mucho. A good laptop burn is worth a few bucks.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
lol destructions fun..last computer that failed on me i unscrewed the side panels hit it with a golf club then threw it outta a window XD
ezekielkorr 4 years ago
Classic Hppy Gilmore treatment.... did you video it?
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Hello I bought an apple on E-bay and it never came...I now know why, you will be subject to negative feedback. BTW ur retarded...that is all.
Nitsua036 4 years ago
No mail fraud involved. Fiction, not fact.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Hey is this illegal?
r3445v 4 years ago
fun fake youtube videos should never be illegal.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
LUNIX
yay
phazonxl 4 years ago
Lunix beats crap out o f Windows.... but Mac OS stilll rules.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
is anyone capable of spelling Linux?...
L-I-N-U-X
not linix, not lunix..
kcah44 4 years ago
It must have been someone with a Windows machine that typed that. Clearly all make users are equipped withh a fur bitter spill chucker.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Now I know who you look like beware i just called police to scan video.
numantunak 4 years ago
Indeed, since fact is distinctly different from fiction it will make a great VLOG when the cops come to the door trying to convict for a fictions YouTube crime. Send them on over.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
this is cool I guess but no offense you gotta be pretty stupid to destroy a laptop but its cool!
Starfindergirl15 4 years ago
trust me, this laptop was no good for anything but flames, I make a living fixing them and this was one ONLY burnable.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
you guys are fucking retards I would blow it up better and using fuck coal is retarded try something like batteries that will literaly fucking exploded and some gas lol my way is dangerous and funner
bussell101 4 years ago
Indeed we were wary of Fire citations and days in court, so we played it safe.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Did you get in trouble from eBay?
nemosubvoyage 4 years ago
rest assured no mail fraud was involved. this was simply a video made for fun with no fraud involved.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
basterdes
zakDHR 4 years ago
since this was all done in jest, we were merely jesters ad not bastards.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Macs suck they have no games
Dookman26 4 years ago
Ah, watch the WWDC video on Apple's web site at Steve Jobs keynote there were KEY announcements from Electonic Arts that this was going to change. And also, via Boot Camp and Parrallel's you can ALSO install XP or Vista and run ANY game on the planet. But for th real work and the real surfing [where its safe] alll things but games should be left to the Mac. Look at the Leopard demo..... WAY cool.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
To GuySmiley1984-
This video was for the purposes of entertainment. Stuff like this is worth $429, and plsu Apple computers are NOT good machines, so you're completely wrong there.
Very funny
ChroniclesOfUbar 4 years ago
thanks for he comment.... and this was all for fun. but have you seen Leopard and 8core Mac Pros? Those make a killer combo.... a combo like that should never be burned.... at least not for another 4 years till its all obsolete.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
So your saying someone paid you $429 bucks to have this laptop destroyed? What a loser plus thats a complete waste of a good machine and money.
GuySmiley1984 4 years ago
no one paid them any money, they broke the machine thn they sent it.
wair138 4 years ago
well that sucks. i hope the guy didn't want it that bad. if he really really wanted it then it sucks to be him.
dragonfstbldr 4 years ago
the intended ebay buyer is very greatful that we discovered this machine was terminal before sending it out.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
useless
JoriSsz 4 years ago
indeed it was!
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
U (pause) R (pause) Retarded!
dreanwetter 4 years ago
Hmmmm.... flattery will only get you so far.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
i think im going to be sick
ctdblazeg4 4 years ago
Ah, for true nausea the best way to invoke upchucking is to simply use a Microsoft Operating System. Even the worst Mac hardly causes a blip on the upchuck scale next to 95, 98, XP, Vista and the likes.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Don't you think that selling the parts could have been more convenient. Taking in mind the bad feedback you get now from "the YouTubers who like to see destruction"? I don't know. Why not help another poor person whose LCD screen just broke? Or someone that is in terrible need of a Hard Disc?
Didn't like it that much. Sorry.
radium05 4 years ago
Where would the fun in that be?
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Why didn't you fix the Logic board by using the fire trick, by melting the solder points under the graphics card? That fixes it :P
iApple4000 4 years ago
Fresh out of solder irons. And had plenty of lighter fluid. Plus, i really, really love that song, it needed a visual soundtrack.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
MACS SUCKS,DESTROY ALL THOSE SHITS
jpszink 4 years ago
But if all the Macs are destroyed what will happen to Microsoft's R&D department. Since Apple IS Microsofts R&D department Apple needs to stay safe.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
THAT WAS EDITED ON IMOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
DavidDude96 4 years ago
indeed, all computer work should be done onmacs. all vlogs edited in imovie and all real stuff in final cut. but bad, baaaaaaad macs that won't start up should burn, baby burn.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Amen. Macs suck
poiaffliction 4 years ago
this mac sucked and had to burn.... but99% of macs prove that steve jobs deserves to be voted emperor of the known universe.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
You are such a nerd.
Macs are terrible. Lunix > Mac
newerest1 4 years ago
Indeed I am a nerd, I have Palm Pilot poems, am famous for portraying the Commodore 64 and have had DOZENS of Macs since my 1st 128K Mac in 1984. And while you can say that Linix -> Windows, clearly it is < Leopard.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Hey there Mr. Reed.... 12,000 hits on our silliness. And an amazing number that REALLY believe we shipped a burnt Mac to some ebAy sucker named Eric Alan. How has all been?
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Lol keep destroying macs guys u r the best
GameonLinux 4 years ago
hmm. .you did a great job
but mac really does suck big ones
vidkidd1392 4 years ago
Ah, indeed, OSX and many things about the Macs suck. I am still waiting for my own Personal HAL9000 [minus the rebellious instincts]. But at least Macs only suck 5% as much as Windows Machines which really are proof of how bad an OS can be screwed up [& infected].
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
that is just stupid man! you should be arrested for such a bad thing!
Chiefbigtree 4 years ago
If it were fact, the indeed that would be true. But since works of fiction have no crimininal consequences, I think the only price to pay is some chuckles. And maybe dancing a bit to the groove of Tina.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Indeed, ALL of the suffering retold in ALL the tragedies of Shakespear are CLEARLY your fault. World hunger and global warming too. Shame on you!
-- Eric ZORK Alan
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
The Ebay sale in this video is as fabricated a work of fiction as Darth Vader and the Dark Star.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
How does it happen that someone that isn't a bitch ACTS so bitchy? And Sweetie and I just make the Bed Vlogs but we have yet to make any about water sports. We are so sorry to dissapoint you.
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Ah, I have to pen any orgies in my poetry, but I did have Ron Jeremy write a blurb for my book [and that actually is NOT a joke]. There are perks to working on Troma Films and being friends with Lloyd Kaufman and the Toxic Avenger.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [ StolenSnapshots . com ]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Ah, well not all of us can have the mind of Marvin Minsky. Although on the set of "PC Talk Radio" I did one take a few goofy photos with the main holding that most magnificent mind.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [ StolenSnapshots . com ]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Excuse me on this technicaility. But, I think as the records will prove, I posted a goofy funny fictional video and then someone will less than proper manners started the hate email.... hmmm something is not well in the State of Denmark.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Glad to know you are not in heat. Sweetie was a it worried that you might try to take her place on the BED VLOGS.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Ah, I would urge you to research fact and fiction. There never was a Dark Star that was blown up. And, now that you mention it. Didn't the Ebay customer in this video have a name rermarably similiar to that National Slam Poet that holds events at Barnes & Noble bookstores nationwide. Hmmm... the plot thickens.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Ah, did you say OPUS, I am so, so excited... You just ade me think of Richard Dreyfus... and it seems he left an alien amoungst us with a youtube account and rude emails.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
try to seduce me as you will.... but I am already spoken for. And I don't think you would do as well as Sweetie on Bed Vlogs. I'm sure, with your charming ways, you will find that certain special someone.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
indeed I ERRed not!
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Are you trying to be Jamie off of Mythbusters?
Cuz your not...idiot.
CricketTheMenace 4 years ago
Ah, I have read many of the classics.... but MYTHBUSTERS was not on my lesson plan. I opted for Vonnegut instead. I will leave the pile of steaming idiocy in your breakfast bowl. And, as they say, SO IT GOES!
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Fucking a Macs are fucking shit the all deserve that fate but if i did buy one off ebay and it came to me like that i would hutn the guy down that sent it and lite him on fire lol
darkkillet321 4 years ago
good things there was no mail fraud the in this fiction. But all Macs are GREAT.... but this one HAD to burn.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
are you totaly retarted?
darkkillet321 4 years ago
NO! But i am totalLy retarDed. I have no TARTS in anything but my poetry. But i do alwaays carry a DICKtionary around when typing on YouTube to reply to all the comments from smart [or was that ASS] people. Send us a postcard when you graduate the 1st grade.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
STOP PUTTING "Eric Zork alan, pro poet, please visit my shitty website, im an ugly DOUCHEBAG!!!"
Chocaholic76 4 years ago
Sure thing,
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
FUCK U QUEER! tell ur fattass friend he is...a fattass. and a nerd. i h8 u.
Chocaholic76 4 years ago
Ah, the gay angle does put the BED VLOGS in a whole new light! And I hardly think young iBook is owner is that fat. Not all can be as thin as my 6'5" sveltness. Love and hugs.... don't ever stop being your charming self.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
But the burn of a bad bad book is also a beauty!
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
pretty sad how many of you get all worked up over what someone else is doing to their own computer. you tell him to get a life? why dont you get a life instead of being an internet pussy. keep destroying faulty Macs. And i type this on my macbookPro
vigil 4 years ago
you seem like you don't have a clue about macs lol
Rjnicko 4 years ago
Indeed, I have much to learn about Macs. But then again I have only had 23 years of professional experience with them as a consultant. I'm hoping in another 2 years on my 25th anniversary as a Macintosh consultant I will start to have a clue.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
if you are really a consultan then why are you torchuring a poor laptop you bully
Rjnicko 4 years ago
Trust me, this iBook tortured me and my client for many, many hours. I have saved hundreds of laptops... this one simply the one bad Apple of the bunch. The best it could do was to burn to the beat of Tina Turner.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
well i belive you since i read that there were alot of iBook G3 that had really bad logic boards But the new intel Macs are so much better
Rjnicko 4 years ago
Indeed, I am truly digging my MacBook. And in 6 months when there is MS Office 2008, Leopard and Adobe CS3 I will be truly pumped. I am also hoping to replace my G5 desktop with an 8 Core 3GHZ+ Mac in September or whenever they release a next Gen Intel desktop. It will be a LONG time before I burn any of these baby's.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
cool
Rjnicko 4 years ago
do you no what MS office 2008 will look like on OS X
Rjnicko 4 years ago
I am sure I will be underwhelmed, and I know it does NOT have the Windows 2007 RIBBON interface.... BUT, it is a must, since I use Entourage for it's PROJECT features to help me book my touring dates. And it is SLOW AS HELL in Emulation now and also has Sync Services bugs that cause INSANE problems.... so for Entourage tweaks alone I NEED it soon.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
for rosetta to run its faster i think you need 1gb ram or more thats what steve jobs when he was using the first intel mac he said for it to run almost at real speed
Rjnicko 4 years ago
whats funnyis im on a MAC and i feel the same way...Its burning just like paper thats crappy macs 4 ya
princekiwi05 4 years ago
Its funny becasuse he thinks cool.
Unicyclediablo 4 years ago
idiots' Mothers are always pregnant...
gon1m0l4 4 years ago
It's just because of people like you that we all should shame... You make me shame to be human in front of everyone else in this universe...
I hope someone would do the same to you!!
YOU MUST SHAME!
ZioRiP 4 years ago
you are a criminal idiot, more idiot than criminal, probably you're son of a broken condom
tokyosan1 4 years ago
I hope you got banned from eBay for this.
adcuz 4 years ago
Yeah, please just die all of you little fucks. Especially that fucking piece of shit kid. And I hope you burn baby burn in fucking hell.
RotaryDrift 4 years ago
fuck dude go shoot your self in the head for being so retarded.
you must be one of those kids who well never get laid and fucks him self each night to animal porn.
shawnsteemke 4 years ago
But, if I shot myself in the head that surely would stain the carpet! How inconsiderate would that be? And, as much as I am fond of you and your family I would never want to watch tapes of your mom. Oh, dear me, your insanely rude email made me make a "yo momma" joke.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [ StolenSnapshots . com ]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
You are the biggest idiot I know.
Congratulate yourself for being a fuckup.
thawkk 4 years ago
I am patting myself feverishly on the back now as we speak. I had almost forgotten to celebrate myself and all my varied talents today... Thanks for reminding me.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [StolenSnapshots . com]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Next time you plan on doing this contact me IL take it off your hands and use it(instead of destroying it).
bigB141 4 years ago
I know it's sad to see a Mac burn.... but 20+ years of Mac fix-it experience [since 1984] proved to me this Mac could do NOTHING be be a burning sound track to a great TRAMPS tune.
-- Zork
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
i just made a post on another video saying that it was the worst thing i had seen on youtube... that was until i saw this. this is so fucking lame. you are the nerdiest most pathetic ginger piece of shit i have ever seen.
osrone 4 years ago
Tell you what, while im at it, you are one selfish, spoilt fagot, i mean jesus get a life you retard.
BloodAngel2k6 4 years ago
Can i get a "who needs to get laid"
BloodAngel2k6 4 years ago
You might want to consult the Bed Vlogs... maybe someday you can have sex....
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Sorry, but im not the one whos ginger, or 5ft wide, plus your voice sounds like a cat being analy raped
BloodAngel2k6 4 years ago
Oh, dear me, I do sooo long your way with words, wit, language and speling to... I need a cold shower... how do you manage to move me so with your wonderful way with words?
-- ZORK
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
que webs
Cancunchito 4 years ago
Hmm, can someone say "supernerd?"
insaneiaq 4 years ago
wow it sounds to me like ur a peace of shit teen that needed to beat more by ur stupid ass parents u worthless peace of shit go get a job and pay for your own shit u stupid fuck then break it fuckin mommas boy bitch
skipper19123 4 years ago
Ouch, I may need to cry now. At 42 thanks making me feel all youthful, though... the skin cream must really be doing it's job. I highly recommened Dove soap.... and do have a lovely day.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
that sucked on so many levels. It was a waste of bandwidth, time, money and explosives. Seriously, you guys rooted after you shot this.
wayoftheextreme 4 years ago
Artistically speaking this is no competition to your "Master Jim" VLOG entry. I am drooling with artistic jelously. But I can dream sometime of such artistic heights. I will certainly nominate you for multiple Vloggies. Oh, and btw, have a wonderful day.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
hmmmm something tells me that was fake...
SUBMACHINE139 4 years ago
Hmm, that would be so wrong. I do have to admit the name of that EBay buyer did sound strikingly similiar to that YouTuber known for doing BED VLOGS with his sweetie. I knew I should have been more suspicious about that.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
1. I am using my mac, to view the destruction of this mac. 2. You better have refunded that guy's money. 3. You should have shipped it before you destroyed it, so you wouldn't have to refund him. 3. You showed the world what you did, so the Californian guy has access to all the proof to sue your ass. All he has to do is show the lawyers this video on Youtube. You are stupid.
bigboi2929 4 years ago
1st lesson of YouTube [and all video art]... fact vs. fiction. There never was a dark star to be blown up. And you will notice the ebay customer has a name that oddly resembles some sort-of famous National Slam Poet
-- Eric ZORK Alan [StolenSnapshots . com]
iamnotapoet 4 years ago
Stupidest video ever
mickey4741 5 years ago
Ah, come on, I saw the cat using the toilet video... That has to be the dumbest video of all. And I've also read many comments that show that America's educational system needs to work a bit overtime. Oh, btw, thanks for the comment and the sharply constructive criticism.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
That black&white cat doing at the toilet was so much fun. shut up.
andrefcury 5 years ago
""Trust us, we did you [and the whole world] a MAJOR favor my destroying this laptop. It was giving Apple a bad"" dude apple already has the worced name only lil oussie nerds like u use them why would people wanna look like u and use a mac witch in turn they suck ass they ran to intel for help and intel are worce and all u mac nerds used to hate intel now u geeks love it get a life build a pc
carney2k7 5 years ago
Did I ever say I use macs? I'm using a PC right now. I've been using one forever.
mickey4741 5 years ago
yikes. windows vista... i will have worm infested dreams for weeks.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
what the fuck is a poetry "slam"? How does one slam a poem? talking loud and spasticly? writing it down and slamming the paper into someones face?
the phrase "delusions of grandeur" comes to mind alot while looking around here.
--Cock SMOKE smoker
[stoptryingsohard . com]
pontolones 5 years ago
Dude, that's funny. Did the guy like his new iBook? I wish I could have seen his face when he opened the package.
adonian 5 years ago
Rest assured no actual mail fraud was involved. But blowing up the dead Mac was fun.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
u sould of just left the hole tin of liter fuwid on ther so it blow upp stupi pussy
tullythebmxrocker 5 years ago
Then I would have burned down the whole block and all the brain cells that would control al mi spiling scillz. Bit tinks forr the smurt advize.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
haha :p lol that guy is fucking funny
maxterlanner 5 years ago
omg ure so damn ugly and stupid, u cannot speak properly. get a life and lern how to speak
peedschgo 5 years ago
Re: "ure lern"
oh, indid i wud luv to lern speling speach, grummer and manerz from so a find academic az u.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- Professional poet
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
Damn...Brown University of Blowing Shit up is a fuckin hard ass school to get into. Your GPA must being ridiculously high.
metaldemonlord 5 years ago
My GPA is SMOKIN' HIGH!!! And we're talking centigrade
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
LOL you're the man!
metaldemonlord 5 years ago
Mr. R,.. R of retarded,... macs are more usefull than u
tsenkai 5 years ago
Ah, and I would dare to calcuate that you have all the usefullness of a nice Window 3.1 machine. Not all of us can aim so high as you.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [ StolenSnapshots . com ]
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
thats fucking mint!
skezza 5 years ago
sometimes it does feel good to burn a good book or two.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [ StolenSnapshots . com ]
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
WTF does the dyslexic ginger bastard speak like doctor evil?, Heloooo we have flammmes, Yu fucking dumb american cunt!
p3nN673 5 years ago
Ah, does Ms. Manners and a mother with soap for mouth washing not live in the UK? The Queen should be so ashamed of her minions manners.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
That was pretty stupid. For a cheap laugh you've gone and polluted the environment with a product using a battery containing mercury, not only endangering yourself but being stupid enough not to give it in to be refurbished and resold to someone who could use it for something better than burning. Nice job.
RedSoxOrtizRox 5 years ago
REALY?no darth vader?no death star??damn!you`ve destroyed my dreams along with that old mac{looooooollll}
it was a funny video anyway..
i wish you could destroy microsoft too!windows vista suck!oups..windows in general suck!
sixstringmania 5 years ago
Trust me that when I take my cinematic wrath out a Microsoft product it will be oh so real!!! While I love Apple and Macs and this video was just fun with an already dead computer.... I hate Microsoft and all flavors of Windows with a passion that makes Darth Vader look like a asthmatic sissy.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
believe me man..if I were the buyer i would guarandee that your breathing proccess would seaze permanetly... What happened to the guy that payed it?
sixstringmania 5 years ago
lesson#1: fact vs. fiction. IE: There is no darth vader and there is no death star to blow up.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
looks like you realy used your head you pathetic lo life worm,humanoid,..you are a waste of oxygen on this planet
sixstringmania 5 years ago
Ah,, but all the carbod monoxide I expell is GREAT for the trees!! I offer you a big cyber tree hug.
-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]
-- StolenSnapshots . com
iamnotapoet 5 years ago
Grammar police here:
"carbon"
also:
hair dye, razor, and trim-spa.
pontolones 5 years ago
As a red head I don't think I would ever dare die, Amen to the razor & trim-spa,,, if only sloth weren't my favorite sin.
-- Eric ZORK Alan
iamnotapoet 5 years ago