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  • -_-yea uh good luck with that have fun with whatever ur doing

  • 15 people need to calm down.

  • All the best in Zimbabwe Michael :-)

  • michael winner is a fucking twat

  • you went into the back

  • when he twitches in the car its hysterical

  • 16 people had someone go into the back of their new car.

  • eeeeeeeeeeeee-sure! love it

  • She sounds so weak at 1:30 i dont even know what shes saying

  • There needs to be a David Cameron version of this.

  • I love the way his suit changes over and over throughout the commercial.

  • h.h.h.h.h.h.h.hello mum

  • @Jasey2007 you should of told him to calm down dear lol XD

  • I loved his jizz face

  • So good.

  • JAZAKiD does it again. Simply hilarious.

  • @Fagottron the techno trash beat is pure win :D

  • JAKAZiD forever! -From California

  • hahaha the techno beats sounds like hamster being stepped on repeatedly...

    oh snap its Pauline Fowler from eastenders 0:36 lol

  • LOL

  • This song doesn't make me Calm Down :P

  • C'est une tuerie!

  • Did you go to South Downs College? I remember when u did this

  • @Rachzika

    South downs? I live in hastings :D

    sorry dont confuse me for the guy but I just know the college XD

  • i seen this back it 1984 when it first came out but stumbled upon it again and thought its worth a replay. haha. lovely bumper action! :D

  • 1:21 is he saying pauly shore? lol

  • 1:45  !!!!lmao

  • "YOU SHOULD BE TOO"

    Right.

  • As is so often the case the remix is better than the original

  • Jakazid pwns

  • michael winner FTW

  • how he do dat? split in two liek dat...ne1 else c dat shit?

  • esure, esure, e-e-e-e-e-esure

  • this vid is a work of art

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • lol

  • Why does no one ever give credit to JAKAZiD, the original creator of this video?

  • i love the start

  • wtf

    That is the base beat from "All Your Base Are".

  • "esure, esure, e-e-e-e-e-esure"

    haha CRYING :')

  • Genius

  • They don't want,they don't want,they don't want you! Lol

  • I'm only acting.... You hit me! lol calm down dear...

  • car insurance car insurance car insurace car insurace!

  • lmao literally the best thing ive ever seen, the cars at the end.

  • try cillit bang remix

  • calmdowndear calmdowndear calmdowndear

    its a commercial

    quality video well done,

  • calm down dear,,we the company that never pays out!

  • this is sooooooooooooooo funny xD

  • the best thing to come from Michael Winner since Death Wish lol

  • (L)*

  • his face at 0:08 ♥

  • Genius.

  • JAKAZiD is amazing

  • that beggining bit was funny where he crashed

  • Michael Winner's expression at 1:57 will be the subject of ridicule for years to come

  • 1:56 LOL his face

    This is quality and so well done =)

    Michael Winner ftw

  • This is the JAKAZiD remix ^^

  • roflrofl!!

  • i love michael winner, hes a legend!

  • This is awesome stuff.

  • They dont want, they dont want, they dont want you lol

  • i have honestly watched this so many times and everytime i laugh my ass off

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololoololololol­ololololoololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lollololololololoolololloololo­lloloololololololol

  • SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK heavy

  • i showed this to michael winner and he had a heart attack... he is hospital recovering

  • You mean he isn't dead yet?

  • @Jasey2007 Lmao

  • amazing!

  • 0:58 * xD

  • whats so funny about 58? its nothing special at all

  • 0:48 xD

  • LMFAO Funny as hell when you have had a little smoke of some greenery :-)

  • LOL

  • lol

  • LMFAO!!

  • You hit ,me !

    Calm Down Dear !

    xD

  • You hit me !

    Calm Down Dear ! xD

  • Back music.

  • holy shit i gotta see this high haha

  • lmfaoooo

  • lmfao love it

  • This is great

  • quality

  • Lol!!!!!!!!!! :-P

  • "Insure your car with us today and receive a FREE bottle of water, and pack of chewing gum!"

  • hahahaha omfg

  • 0:39 CRASH ORGASM XD

    This is classic

  • This should have been the actual advert.

  • This is exactly the sort of shit that needs to be done!

  • LEGALIZE IT!!! CALM DOWN DEAR

  • This should be the ad on tele XD

  • they dont want, they dont want, they dont want YOU!

  • LMFAO!

  • LOL ? thats weird and funny

  • This is the right way to sell insurance XD

  • I love this. It's on my iPod. I forgot where I found the mp3.

  • love this remix soo fucking great..lol

  • hahaha mike winner, direct another death wish

  • 0:39 i cant stop laughing, he looks like hes taking a fit! RANDOM MOMENT, lol

  • amazing vid very funny well done

  • Haha how can i get this on mp3 ??

  • Right click the video then select Export as Audio file then select Compression Settings (you can choose MP3 format here)

  • thats how to make a real fuckin commercial

  • snakebite9876: haha, yeah - I wonder why no adverts are like this? Maybe they are restricted from using such abrasive/loud music

  • now this would sell insurance

  • lol, the bit at the end where his head judders gets me every time

  • I like the part where he says calm down dear.

  • calm down ppl its a video

  • who is that guy in the advert

  • Michael "Epic" Winner

  • is he famous

  • he's annoying

  • Ha!

  • This is still the funniest thing on internet in my opinion!

  • i like the bit at 1:31 its funny :)

  • wats black?..........the tire mark i leave on esur guys face!!

  • tht mutha fucker should die

  • 01:09 Lollllllllllllll

    "They don't want YOU!"

  • My favourite part is at 1:00

  • its funny but i still find da guy annoyin lol

  • i mean 1:55

  • 1:46 that guys face was so retarded XD

  • Haha - I found this years ago at the same time as I found the Cillit Bang one. It's proper good crack. ;))

  • faaabulous

  • 1:45: Car porn xD

  • Funny shiz. :)

  • omg rofl rofl rofl rofl ROFLMFAO!!!! fucking brilliant :D

  • LOLOL.

  • I laughed so much i cried xD

  • amazing has me in stitches everytime i watch it...

  • I COULDNT BREATHE.

  • ROFL, best video around

  • You hit me! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you went into the back of my NEW CAR!!!!

  • hahahahaha

  • 1:30 lol

  • I guy i know of did this song, he is so cool aswell as his music.

  • PAUSE AT 00:52 LOL

  • this never fails to make me laugh. just brilliant.

  • it names

    Come Down Therenot Calm down Dear!

  • This is literally the funniest remix since the bananarama parody of panorama. And his face when he hits the car-priceless :D

  • waw lol that was great

  • LOL that was f*****g terrific!

  • Did anyone notice how he crashed the car in a black shirt + jacket then when he gets outs its a blue and cream combo!

  • Yh! lol i did :)

  • wicked love it

  • Haha, I love gabba.

    Michael Winner should have his meds replaced with cyanide.

  • guys, guys, guys.

    type in this is sparta techno remix.

    you won't be disappointed.

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

  • haha, that is great. 5/5

  • I want this on cd!!!

  • its well funny well after th 10th time u want to nok him out and drive the car right up his u no wat

  • this is flippin quality!!!!!!!

  • If this were in the charts it would get to number 1 no problem. Its even more irritating than crazy frog. MICHAEL WINNER RULES!!

  • FUCKING LEGEND!!!

  • i hate this guy!

  • *Saves to favourites* This, and the Cillit Bang mix, is unbelievable.

  • that is one funny video

  • WOOHOO so funny

  • calm down dear,calm down dear,calm down dear,calm down dear, its a commercial,

  • thats too funny

  • esure esure esure eeeeeesure

  • this is hevii

  • lmao

  • Hahahahaha I can't stop watching it, it's hilarious! Me and my friend wonder around Uni now saying "Calm down dear" randomly to people, it's so funny! Plus, his face when he hits the car is just classic.

  • LOL yeh that face cracks me up love the slow mo

  • OMFG! i want to see this ad on the TV xD

  • The cars are having sex ;;

  • you hit me! - im only acting - lmfao

  • does anyone know if this was done by the same person who did the cillit bang one?

  • Yep, it's by jakazid also