Chuck Norris vs Bruce lee, (not so)Real footage

[jesseheath22]

Fake

[CloudsBeyond]

Chuck Norris once Bottom Burped so violently he blew a guys wig clean of his head. Chucks cahoonies are so big he hires a dump truck to carry them.The circumference of Chuck's Bell-End was measured as same as the Equator.Chuck is the only man alive that with the longest hair in the human body the eye lash (that is why when ypu pull a hair out your arse your eyes water!) can pull them out without flinching. When Chuck takes a dump they don't hire a plumber they call the Army Bomb Disposal Unit.

[99681655]

wonderfull fake

[propheci]

LOL!! Aw that's fucking crazy!! Good post havanissa. Thanks.

[13LuciusArchangel]

bullshit! bruce won this fight

[5369048]

Bruce lee can destroy any1 in a fight!...FKIN PERIOD.

[5369048]

Rruce lee can fkin destroy any1 in a fight...FKIN PERIOD!

[h32956]

@stevenmiles lmfao 

[sdog2006]

LOL Loved it

[TheKwaFm15]

put mike tyson in there for 5 minutes then call the funeral company for a bruce lee and chuck norris removel

[MeTaLdUdE02]

lol.i liked it!

[catman1233]

yo wtf?(at the end)

[Yugiohrocker189]

lmao!

[Blazinfistsoffury]

Last few seconds were made by a person who probably heard some Chuck Norris jokes. Here's what really happened: Bruce Lee flexed his muscles. Chuck Norris fled.

[TallicaArmy1]

chuck norris!

[Lopezs777]

If Chuck Norris could EVER have beaten Bruce Lee, the very fabric on the Universe itself would have been torn apart. Therefore, this didn't and couldn't ever happen.

[Blazinfistsoffury]

100% agreed.

[Fangsta94]

did they really fight?

[ButtonHeadGames]

yup, thats how it happened alright

[phildisma]

The sound that kitten makes at the beginning cracks me up.

[Niragan]

BRUCELEE PWNED CHUCKNORISS!

[daniel9940]

agreed chuck can explode nobody would care

[scottla78]

suprise suprise ,,,a couple of yanks argueing over who sucks cock the best..

[Abraxas20012]

go watch the real one this one sucks

[sarahharris101]

OMG someone makes a joke video and then people start calling each other gay over it. Is being gay a bad thing, then? What do you care who fucks who. I wish there were more lesbians in the world cus there wud be more single guys then. This vid was funny. Bet no one wud have a prob with it if chuck had exploded. whats the diff?

[Abraxas20012]

its not a joke video

[sarahharris101]

Well, I don't remember Bruce Lee exploding in the original movie.

[vue084738]

You're dumb. What in the world are you referring to? You're still dumb as ever.

[sarahharris101]

Okay. Watch the video, then, instead of trying to be clever, and you will see that Bruce Lee explodes at the end, whereas, in "way of the dragon", he does not. Get it now?

[vue084738]

Does it matter? Oooooh.

You're still a moron.

[vue084738]

Hey, got anything else, "sarah"? :)

[vue084738]

Sarah, do you get it now? :)

Oooh, Bruce explodes...well, I farted...does count for an explosion too?  Therefore, I exploded as well.

[vue084738]

sarah, where are you? :)

[sarahharris101]

Hi! Sorry I haven't been hanging out on youtube much, lately. Been doing a lot ov overtime. Plus the weather's been nice, so I've been out a lot. You see, I have friends. Find someone else to have one of your boring youtube battles with. I'm not fat enough, or disabled enough to spend very much time talking to you. I'd only disappoint you by not giving you enough attention.

[vue084738]

Hey Sarah, no worries. Don't sell yourself short of anything. Glad to see you have friends and presumably a social circle to validate yourself. Wonderful foundation to your esteem.

Don't fall short on your own assessment...I think your quite meaty and heft, along with the mental deficiency that accompany such sloth-like manner, or mannerisms.

Please, please, please, give me more attention!!! I can't live without you! In fact, I love you!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Go have a Blizzard. :)

[vue084738]

So Sarah, being that you're putting in "ov overtime", are you part of the government hiring quota based on not being "disabled enough"?

(your own words here) I hope you're having a great, great day. Watch out for idiots on YouTube. XD :S

[vue084738]

So Sarah, why did you have to say this to me on a PM?

--- why you so afraid to die bitch? come to wisconsin bitch i will meet you by the waste water treatment plant in appleton bitch ---

I'm gonna cry. :(

[Freedom1337Juice]

lol Bruce Lee's original students could beat chuck norris... chuck is just a talented redneck who got lucky enuf to be noticed by sum1 with real fight potential whos respectable name could never be dishonored.. especially by this bullshit video creator lol...

[alumrock1000]

what an idiot

[dougerber]

yeah chuck!

[Lyricalstar7]

Your all idiots, this is a half ass compilation of that one fight scene, go watch the real one, it ends in bruce lee snapping chuck norris' arm and leg, and then his neck. some clown took out bits and pieces of it and made it look like chuck had a chance lol

[Darealyst07]

what tha fuck is this bullshyt put the real 1 on this lil bitch bruce lee kick ass and chuck norris no it

[crack941]

Nice editing o wait that aint efiting thats wats happens when u mess with norris

[crack941]

Nice editing o wait that aint efiting thats wats happens when u mess with norris

[crack941]

Nice editing o wait that aint efiting thats wats happens when u mess with norris

[jman77777778]

this isnt the entire scene

[Saladtallica]

i watched this thinking that i would see a scene from the movie. please change the title to something like, "chuck beats bruce lee" so that other people dont make this mistake

[1982Jigsaw]

This is not real footage!!!! This is just a movie!!!!

[reno93535]

@1982Jigsaw Some Bruce Lee fans think it's real. Hahaha...

[vergilkilla]

lol dude I love Bruce but this is epic hilarious

[2ninja4]

Don't disrespect Bruce Lee especially now that he has passed.

[theconqueror]

i wonder why people think this is real hahahahaha damn

[NinjaPebble]

Okay now were entering reality guys. Bruce Lee would of been able to be Chuck Norris at the time Lee was living. But Chuck is a really good fighter just Bruce Lee was the best at that time.

[Gibix]

It was the most expensive scene in the world to make it look like Chuck Norris lost.

[DoKu69]

fagggs!!!! chuch noris lost this fight!!! it was totally gay!!

[havanissa]

you'r gay!

[TheRsNolifer]

@havanissa Dude wtf? where is the end part where bruce lee beat the shit out of chuck norris?

[GrapeFruit0point2]

its not meant to be accurate towards the movie. its obviously just meant to be a joke......... and bruce lee was the best in the world and could still kick ass if he didn't die of brain swelling..

[DoKu69]

i think it's really gay -.- even chuck noris said that bruce lee would have kicked his ass in a real fight, :D theres a documentary on youtube about it ^^ and both of them were really good friends so chuck would think this is disrespectful to bruce because of his death, and people should respect that....but most people in the world are inconsiderate hicks... -.-

[GrapeFruit0point2]

though many would agree with what you said, i think its disrespectful to be offended by a joke that really doesn't hold any offensive material. and you are deciding what is offensive to chuck or the memory of Bruce lee, so in reality....your the one that is being offensive....shame on you deciding whats what and the whose who.......but that just my opinion, for all i know chuck does find this offensive

[beanbagger62]

your gay

[reno93535]

@DoKu69This isn't a fight. It's acting. That's what Bruce Lee did best. Act. You could probaly kick his ass.

[davincent98]

@DoKu69 Of course Chuck Norris Lost. That's why Bruce Lee was taken from us, so Chuck could have no competition.

[jrzy49]

@davincent98 Bruce Lee told him to lose because it was his movie.

[iPodGenious]

LOL THE ENDING WAS SO FUNNY

[bitchasswolfboy]

yeah when i saw it i was like "hahaha, wtf!"

[ultramantiga320]

wtf its so fake, bruce lee won in the end ... u edit it so much

[anthony111997]

wtf fuck happened in the end holy shit some special fucking affects

[wakizasshi]

This is a movie scene. an EDITED movie scene, that is on here too damn many times

[izany1990]

stupid....this video is stupid..

[metalman111]

The cat could kick both their asses.

[RezViper]

this is missing a scene: the part chuck does 5 hit combo, body slams bruce, then bruce rips the hair from his chest.

[taburde]

Where's chuck's beard?

[DrRockso99]

He only grows out his beard before POW rescue missions in Nam to deflect the bullets.

[taburde]

Okay...

[MightySaturn5]

Actually I believe its been scentifically proven that Chuck Norris's beard does infact injest or "eat" bullets that are fired into it

[havanissa]

There's a reason why they built the large hadron collider. It's to test the impact of bullets traveling at the speed of light, hitting the beard of chuck norris.

[DrRockso99]

lol good stuff

[bekastarr]

THANK YOU!!

[Crimewave9]

lol!

[BalanceFairTruth]

haha...

[dafrog491]

LOL I was on the edge of my seat at the end.

[StreetPayne]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kwonmiceder]

bruce lee won that fight/... and i beat up chuck norris

[rockinroller25]

BULLSHIT! bruce lee can destroy chuck norriss

[chaosting]

@rockinroller25 That is physically impossible

[rockinroller25]

@chaosting its possible and has happened Bruce Lee FTW!!!!!!

[urielly]

@rockinroller25 Because your wet pussy says so? Ok, will take your word for it...

[rockinroller25]

@urielly because Chuck said so himself he would never last in a real fight with Bruce, if your gonna be a total fan boy of Chuck Norris you might as well know the REAL facts about him and not some bullshit jokes on a website

[cdogssj2]

@rockinroller25 hell ya past his prime wile norriss was still in it they fought for three days straght and he still won

[reno93535]

@rockinroller25 Norris was a 6 time champion. Lee was a 6 time movie maker.

[rockinroller25]

@reno93535 but Bruce Lee was the first one to combine several martial arts and to what we know of it today as MMA read a book next time before you say Bruce Lee is weak because Bruce Lee won many tournaments also

[reno93535]

@rockinroller25 Bruce Lee never entered or won any tournaments. He occasionnally performed at exibitions. I never said Bruce Lee was weak. Do some research before you come back and say he won many tournaments. Or list a source. He fought a couple boughts as a amatuer when he was a kid. No tournament wins. Chuck Norris was for real, and proved it. You can only wonder what Bruce Lee would have done in competition.

[rockinroller25]

@reno93535 Bruce Lee was and still is superior no matter what you say because tournaments mean nothing to quote Bruce Lee "Showing off is a fools idea of glory" so winning tournaments mean nothing because Bruce will always be the fastest and deadliest fighter

[reno93535]

@rockinroller25 And that is based on what? His movies? He never fought anybody. "Showing off..." is all Bruce Lee ever did. That's not a knock on him. But he wasn't a real fighter. If I'm wrong, I'd like to see him on film in any true competition. Not just exibition.

[rockinroller25]

@reno93535 *sigh* your just a Chuck Norris fan boy who knows nothing of true martial arts Bruce Lee created an entire style to what shaped MMA today and inspired all martial arts and those big crowds of people he fought in his films he really did hit them and if you study Bruce Lee you'll see that the film crew had to slow Bruce down and tell him to not go so fast so just get off the Chuck Norris bandwagon and come to realization that Chuck Norris doesnt have shit on Bruce.

[reno93535]

@rockinroller25 I was a black belt, and runner up at the Santa Monica finals in '84. So I do know a little when I see it, having stduied the Martial Arts for likely longer than you have. Norris was a true champion, 6 times, under the point scoring system. I don't care for Norris or Lee, but facts are facts.

[rockinroller25]

@reno93535 here on youtube everyone knows parkour, martial arts knows all culture, and have travel everywhere and knows everyone so its a common thing for you to be that

[d34dl34f]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[mistanature]

that was funny

[allbike13]

WAIT A MINUTE

THIS IS FAKE!

[cioccolatosexy]

You are so stupid.

[DioandMaiden]

wtf die for making that ending

[4re5tah]

far out chucks a hairy bassssstard.

[shengchenfan]

too much time on your hands

[yosvany2556]

i was wondering why the coments said lol and roflcoptor and wtf and i have to agree WTF? lol

[AUInnocent]

Chuck Norris, while he was a world champion, was actually asked once by a reporter how he would do in a fight against Bruce. He replied, "I would lose. I would never catch him, he's too fast."

[carddealer758]

XD ROFL

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

xD 

lolcopter

[smokeyhoodoo]

FUCK THAT. and fuck you too.

[tkken2004]

wtf

[tsjoencinema]

lol