Metallica - Ride the Lightning - MISHEARD Lyrics (Read description)

[zurwin3510i]

you heard my pingas. i heard white negas

[kickmybowls]

no i got a better one for 1:41 "my penis gripped with fear"

[csguitarsk8dude]

hahahahaha

"MY PINGAS"

5/5

[maiduteinmata]

There's someone else rick-rolling me :)) that was funny

[RockandMetal999]

0:47 someone else keeps trolling me

[Dualshock21]

fucker ruined the whole song

[yootesa1515]

dude your prett funny

[IronicoAlmeiden]

I don't agre on the "We love you Lars" thing. No one loves that shitty little prick, the rest, a blast..!

[Akriloth2160]

@IronicoAlmeiden

Well, it's definitely your opinion, so I'm perfectly happy with that. Actually, I only put that phrase in out of assumption, because I made this before I entered that phase in my life when I got to know the band.

[HeavyMetalSkater11]

@IronicoAlmeiden lars is awesome at drumming so shut up

[HeavyMetalSkater11]

Lars looks better when he has shaved

[DDDDOOOOMMMM]

Oh, Mayo!

[kozmon0t]

misheard lyrics isn't funny if the lyrics don't really sound like that.

[Snyarhedir]

What is that video game with the airplane?

[Akriloth2160]

@Snyarhedir

Pilotwings.

[somerednek]

by the way kirk's not in this song. Do some research before you do something and make yourself look like a moron. you moron. p.s. still funny.. you moron lololololololz

[NitroDNK]

MY PINGAS DRIPS IN FEAR, WHAT HAMMER DO WE HEAR

[megadethrow]

0:05 - i'd rather say GO MUSTAINE, cause he's the one playing this particular song (RTL) and all the riffs and solo in this song come from him, NOT KIRK.

[MrAndreasting]

For once these missheard lyrics actually are what they sound like and not just trying to be funny.Go metallica :D

[metallicarulz12345]

you mean what the hetfield

[firejack126]

You.

skipped.

the solo.

Too bad about you not wanting to tie.

[Streetking412]

LOL 1:18

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[Jonathannovak1]

lolololololol "OOH! MAYO!" I died from laughing. This is AMAZING!

[MasterMetallica010]

man you're are the worse listener ever!!!!! you rockkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

[MetallicaSlipknotRok]

lol i love it so funny! :D

[cyclone927]

Dude your videos are funny but those boxes are annoying as fuck!....Keep the vids coming...without the boxes on screen of course.

[Akriloth2160]

@cyclone927

Thanks, but keep in mind that the little speech bubble icon on the video player is there so the annotations can be turned off.

[cyclone927]

@Akriloth2160 I didnt know that, thank you man...keep'em coming!!!

[goodyeareaglegt]

@Akriloth2160 you obivously havnt seen power gig rise of the 6 string

[johnthegreek178]

it should be "crash before my fries", it would be funnier

[godsmack35363]

1:35 love that movie

[godsmack35363]

@godsmack35363 and dave mustaine was the guitar player for this and many other albulms not kirk

[CantGetEnuffff]

"Kirk is all I see"

JAMES IS GAY!

LOL

[icametorock1]

now thats freekin funny. misheard lyrics (leericks?) with pictures. like a thrash metal coloring book. 

[DjHika111]

My pingas drip with fear!

[killerkev594]

its called a riff dumb shit not a solo

[Romo2WittenTD]

1:40

[dennymcf]

not gill tea is charged it sounds more like "YOUR DISCHARGE"

[Bacinari09]

Ride the Lightning = best Metallica album ever!!!

[RavenholmHunter]

"HOPPING ON XBOX LIVE AND TEABAGGING GENERIC SPACE MARINES 500 TIMES PER SECOND!

" Hahhahaha i lold like hell man, 5/5

[taleisyn]

nice monty python references.......... LMAO

[yfm4450]

I read you cut out the solo, and still felt like writing this.

[zeldaootmm]

Guitar hero is just a game. Its funney you say go out and play a real guitar. If You said the same for grand theft auto, would i have to go out and kill people I mean come on guys its just a game

METALLICA 4 EVA!!!!!!!!!@!#!~$!@#$!$!~~~~~­!!!!!

[RavenholmHunter]

Hhahahahahahahah Epic video man ! Subscription 4 u !

[MrAssassinjack]

oooh mayo!!

[smeshee]

0:58, i died LOLLLLLLLLL

[ShadedVoid]

OOH MAYO!!

Hahaha this made me laugh xD Like he's really hungry for some mayo xD

[madnessnevada619]

I see you're a die hard Metallica fan

[MetalSk8Shred]

HAHA! Where did you get that "Stress reduction kit" pic from!?

[Akriloth2160]

@MetalSk8Shred

I googled "bang head here" after seeing it somewhere else on youtube.

[T0p4p4]

I LOVE THE "MY PINGAS!!!"

[zilch1823]

PINGAS!

[TheUberditto]

next time try not to cut the solos i mean thats the best part of the whole friken song!

[Akriloth2160]

@TheUberditto

I don't think you noticed the annotation link made for people who complain about that thing. It clearly says, "If you're planning on complaining about how I cut the solo". I'm not going to talk about it here - I'm going to let the linked video do the talking.

[391001023]

@TheUberditto Then go listen to the original

[XxXScrewUx]

@TheUberditto Agreed

[WoopsyDudes]

I bet i can do all the solo's metallica have ever made... I've done them on Guitar Hero so why not on real guitar ?! WHO'S LAUGHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[iwasfredfredburger67]

instead of tim burton,i would've used cliff

[horserider567]

Haha, this made my day!

[MEGAMANIABOY5]

that was fun:)

[undertakerfreak1127]

How about you take the annotations off the side so we can see the whole set of lyrics? Not the brightest crayon in the kid's mouth, I see.

[Akriloth2160]

@undertakerfreak1127

Ooooorrrrrr....you could just turn the annotations off. I put them there so that people would stop complaining about certain things in the video.

[undertakerfreak1127]

@Akriloth2160 I sincerely doubt anyone cares about your defenses. Don't shove them down their throats in annotations - if they care to hit "read more," they will.

[Trakheed]

now i feel like going to an indonesian craftshop

[HarvesterBob]

burton in my grain :P

[miniwyred]

lol my pingas!

[DemonioPenguino]

i totally agree with your video description.

[tomdabom713]

LMAO, "bang head here"

[Fishywizard5]

This song is so easy for Rock Band.......

[oliverjanssen]

0:47 is someone else rickrolling me :P haha great

[ch1ck3nm4nj3nk1nz]

awesome, simply awesome

[emadhatter]

Burton in my grain... lolz!

[Demonman26]

That doesn't even look like Lars in the Simpsons.

[MrPsyKOlogical]

There is a big part of this comment that i couldnt say becasue its too much, so ill say the main parts. I saw the rant, i respect what you had to say. harmless fun. Think about it this way, you are right! its nothing like real guitar. If more people play guitar hero than real guitar, because its fun. video games are not yet relatively old. music might die out.

[MrPsyKOlogical]

try playing it with a real guitar.

[maxdude4567]

i play both gh and real guitar but i play ghm because theres drums and theres songs i cant play in real

[jonasbrosuck10]

i agree with you on the solo thing, some idiot i saw posted misunderstude lyrics for orion... -_-.... hes an idiot. ITS A FUCKING INSTUMENTAL! THERE ARE NO LYRICS!

[CreepingDeath14]

OH MAYO!!! xD

[DudemanClide]

oh...my pingas drips with somthing else....

[brevkurt]

I love playing Guitar hero!!! But i love playing real drums even more!!!!!

[PrehistoricPinup]

Misheard lyrics don't really work with Metallica, James is one of the clearest singers in metal.

[Akriloth2160]

I somewhat agree there. Actually, I got the idea for this video after repeatedly listening to the song. Misheard lyrics are pretty hard to find the right artist for, I know from experience.

[Traedeer]

The best misheard metallica lyrics are in battery

MANTA RAY!!!

[zackjp]

yeah next to like scremo u cant hear shit maybe one lyric in the whole song

[connorchapman1]

@PrehistoricPinup except for fuel.

[XplosivCookie]

@PrehistoricPinup Oh yes they do, search for "Battery" and "Enter Sandman" i think it was... Well the 2 missheards from greenboy27 (The bar on the right >)

Sorry to reply after four months..

[Megatallica12]

@PrehistoricPinup And what's sad is it can still be hard to understand him.

[likesbongsmoke]

@Megatallica12 why? are u deaf?

[Megatallica12]

@likesbongsmoke No....maybe/

[likesbongsmoke]

@PrehistoricPinup I agree, an he cut the solo... tsk tsk

[takingdaggers]

@PrehistoricPinup I'd think your right, very few misheard metallica vids work. I don't remember which song, but one had "icy turd on a rail" or something like that, I couldn't stop laughing, that's one exception.

[pancrasio27]

LOL at 1:43...

I think I heard number 3...

Great vid, man! Keep it up, please!

[elementpollo]

wipeout fusion was nice

[Akriloth2160]

@elementpollo

Normally, I'd say your opinion would be misinterpreted as a way of exaggerating for comedic effect, but if we're both talking about the same wipeout fusion with cars that exploded when brushing against even the softest of surfaces, confusing weapons, sticky handling which makes it awkward to move away from the sides of the track, no health restoring powerups, and an obnoxious difficulty curve, then I will have to say that you are wrong.

[elementpollo]

@Akriloth2160

i just have a soft spot for those kind of games

[Swanton619OfDX]

"Burton in my grain"

Why did you choose Tim and not Cliff WTF?

[Akriloth2160]

I already had that discussion further down in the comments section, but I'll repeat it again, since it's pretty far down. I actually made this when I was only just getting into Metallica and had next to no idea of the band line up. That and when I heard the surname Burton, Tim Burton was the first one who came to mind. That's just me.

[peterwasshhs]

lmao, that was ingenius!!!

[steltek71]

this is brillant, but its hard for a non native speaker to understand all the fun even I know the orginal lyrics ^^ great job, hope to find more of this

[JakTunner]

How the hell says screw the solo, you blow

[championnils]

1:17 is from a movie, but I can't seem to remember the name xD...

[shadow24746]

monty python holy grail you idiot

[TheDarkPrince360]

monty python black knight?

[Oscarskate1001]

Guitar hero = wannabe Guitar players...

[Akriloth2160]

....but then again, all it's meant to be is a bit of fun. Or haven't you noticed the glaring annotation telling you to read the note from the management in the description?

[Oscarskate1001]

Guitar Hero is great but i am just so sick of all the guitar hero nerds... like i can play 50 GH songs on hard.. LOL

[zackjp]

my pingas drips with fear made me LMFAO

[chrisjo77]

Brilliant man, fuckin bravo!!!

[magugreech]

fucking awesome intro!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do love metallica

[SourApplez1211]

Was Metallica on the Simpsons.

[Samfisherofwoe]

@SourApplez1211 yes

[zackjp]

yep they played the start of master of puppets on the back of mole mans truck it made my lol

[theistobias]

this is good you are good to this

[Piecannotdie]

I was wrong before. THIS is the best misheard lyrics in english ever. Would suscribe, but taking out the solo kinda changed my mind. I'll watch one more of your videoes and suscribe if it's good, just to be fair.

[CHASERAMTOR]

HEHEHE VERY FUNNY

[WETTER122]

@DeadlyFallout1408

I think that´s from shawn of the death

[TheMetallicaGods]

shawn of the DEAD

[emonerd826]

SnooPING AS usual, I see........

[chesterroadmoe]

0:37 I`ve got that poster, and its awesome!

[justynfogarty1]

i can play it ;P

[zatak0warrior]

1:17 hey mighty pythons of the holy grail just watched that movie.

[DeadlyFallout1408]

1:36 I think that's from Hot Fuzz...

Just sharing...

[Akriloth2160]

Nearly. It's actually Shaun of the Dead. But you were close.

[TheBipolarBullet]

I laughed so hard at "MY PINGAS drips with fear!!" xD

[LyricMan09]

Lol:D Nice try (again) I play real guitar and drums :)

[caesirian]

3:00 HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[LyricMan09]

I play Ride The Lightning about 96% on guitar and drums EXPERT

[toredens]

talk about what percent your're playing in real life.Fuck all tthat guitar hero shit. Thanks to it, thousands of fools who think they are actually playing guitar will raise.

[Akriloth2160]

I will admit that those who shower themselves in glory for making their way to the tops of online leaderboards need to really get a life rather than working their way towards achievements without any real prizes. Though then again, I say the same for any game with a leaderboard, even the awesomeness that is Rez HD.

[toredens]

yeah you're one of them,too. We'll have imaginary bands whose members are guitar hero experts on internet in near future then, and maybe you could be one of the managers of that bands. Go have fun.Just do whatever the fuck you want with guitar hero

[felipe3600]

i play it on real bass, fuck you :)

[Akriloth2160]

Nice try, but I also play real bass.

[yaroowtjuh]

0:21 the tourbus broke down, otto would give them a ride if bart had not just stolen the school bus, and since the guy in front has been a real good guy (slept with james mother back in the '60s) they would go with him instead of walking the rest.

no really. watch the episode.

[bml106]

@yaroowtjuh  you mean lars grandmother

[yaroowtjuh]

oops, ah well. still good guess, hadn't seen the episode for ages.

[CroatianPantera]

4:00

hahaha

[MiniMeeshy]

Lol a chicken left for you! I lol'ed rly hard on that one:)

[krazydrummer]

agreed, you showed the wrong Burton. shame shame shame

[Akriloth2160]

Hate to break it to you, but someone already pointed that out several pages down. You have to consider that I made this when I was only just getting into Metallica.

[xxmeggie4everxx]

LMFAO. this made my day. [x

[DDSvlogs]

why didnt you show a picture of cliff for "burton is my grain?"

[bogdantheislander]

1:36 - Shawn of the Dead XD

[PlugRunner]

That's funny

[BetterLeftUnkown]

This isn't really a misheard lyrics song. I understand all the lyrics pretty well and some of your lyrics I could totally tell you actually knew what they were saying. However the ending was hil ar i ous. But seriously, you revolved it too much around video games. We can tell what you was trying to do. But good job.

I'm not gay I just brush it off my shoulder and i'm also about halfway to prodigy level. P.S I like girls girls like me and I just brush choda off the garbanzo bean.

[KvSwooo]

no one cares, everyone thinks your a overweight kid who should pick up a real instrument

[Akriloth2160]

Nice try, but I have picked up around 3 real instruments, 6 if you count all four types of saxophone. Next time, consider your arguments more wisely.

[elluigi93]

nice dude! you have a wide variety of musical knowledge... this douchebag thinks that just cause i play rock band i dont play real instruments...

[elluigi93]

dude i know this song on real guitar dumbass... and who are you to talk about overweight, i bet you have to move around on a wheelchair since your legs wont support your body... i also play drums and piano... what do you play?

[elluigi93]

uhmm... ive played guitar for three years now... and drums for one... so stfu

[Akriloth2160]

Exactly, and I've been playing sax for 8 years, and am about to take a grade 8 exam in March, after which I can start playing it profesionally. So KvSwooo, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP!

[elluigi93]

nice dude! good luck on the exam!

[mcunnigham1995]

1:37 my pingas dripps with fear?! I almoast died!

[TheBladeEdge]

3:08 .....So Haily, fish-god Haily.....

[ToxicAphid]

shouldve had cliff not tim

[liukang0221]

What was that game at :52? Looks familiar.

[Akriloth2160]

Ah, that'd be PilotWings.

[jonbalrules]

BANG BANG BANG!! That Sucks!!

[Akriloth2160]

Sorry, what?

[jonbalrules]

What I Say: BANG BANG BANG!!! That was RICKROLLING!!!!!

[punkaxer]

My pingas drips with fear Hahaha

[martytejada]

man, you do it bad, the solo is like what a fuck .. but you say it is misheard LYRICS

good job

[Akriloth2160]

Finally, someone who isn't wanking off over the instruments!

[shawnkilledyou]

haha good job

[popZoro]

1:33 SPOT!

[bradizcool45]

guitar hero is nothing like real guitar!!!

[Akriloth2160]

Read description. I've already covered that phrase.

[Fukincool123]

hot peanuts! w-w-with beer

[timmy3344]

i loved this vid, untill you skippd the fucking 2nd solo!

clicked it right away! fucker..

[Akriloth2160]

Read: Misheard LYRICS, not misheard MUSIC! Christ, you're even worse than reff335!

[MetalRulesOverAll]

I very far from love lars ): But funny as hell video. And amazing song :P 5/5

[Rave4Techno]

whoa wtf tenchu is a great game

[Akriloth2160]

I've heard the ps1 original is the best one, and I can accept that. But I've played Wrath of Heaven, and it's not good.

[Rave4Techno]

actually i think wrath is the best one.

[Swanton619OfDX]

best song ever!

[ossibossi100]

MY PINGAS!!!!

[BaseballGod710]

me and my dad play the intro on our guitar and it sound sweet

[ryanreyesskates]

¿if you dont want any1 to talk about guitar hero or rock band y did u write try this song on xpert huh?

[Akriloth2160]

Because a few months after I uploaded this video, that's all people ever seemed to talk about.

[G4m3rFr34k1337]

1:26 lmao my boss told me to change this stupid sign so i did

If this is true just letter.... B!!! XD hahaha