GTA:SA - Funny Cutscene

[CKPresentz]

Shit, man damn

[stidza98]

Wu Zi is pwning noobs lol

[butterballqueen]

lol 0:17 and 0:23

[MysterionSP13]

He lost to a blind guy. CJ is a noob

[KoesKoes99]

''Heheheheheeeeee!''

[FanDeLoquenderos]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!! XD

[Gunner74100]

Shit by cj is most epic

[foteee123]

his asian.

thaats all.

[XdjdaleyX]

lolol black people cant swim

[ilovemj3796]

I was mad as hell when that happened to me. Do you know how long I had to stay in the water? I just put in the "infinite long cheat" and it still wouldn't work. But, it was an easy mission so I wasn't mad afterwards. -Markeisha Pope

[ilovemj3796]

@ilovemj3796 Sorry, folks. That was supposed to be "infinite LUNG cheat".

[jm42fun]

Heheheheheh heeann

[crispes12]

14 people were unable to increase their lung capacity

[BigBForBoss]

The funny thing is,Woozie is blind.

[EnigmaXx730]

@BigBForBoss In the words of CJ, "...No shit!" lol

[roseaman22]

Dat ain't even funny

[OmgALeaf123]

it is a real freaking cutscene just dont use any cheats cheaters and dont increase ur lung capicity by the way MCSimRUS he said can he swim well not can he swim

[TheGator2000]

not a cutscene....

[speeddemon701]

@TheGator2000 yeah

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@TheGator2000 What. Yes it is.

[TheGator2000]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow it isn't..it is a video that you get if you don't have enough lung capacity

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@TheGator2000 Alright then, what would YOU call a cutscene then?

[MCSimRUS]

CJ is a fuckin' liar because he says that he can't swim.

Woozie is a fucking' liar because he pretending that he blind.

[zxdfsdfsdfxdfhh]

Lol epic laugh

[dmng825]

0:22 trolled lmao xD

[elRenanexe]

cj NOOB

[mczr00]

no no..this one is real, ive lived through it man

[y9rscp9s]

I think they are playing vice city because Cj can't swim o_o

[mczr00]

@y9rscp9s in 1992 yeah :D

[kbvgbknm]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!

[zzzz7889uil]

I think they are playing DRIV3R. 'Tanner, you sucks!'

[Tlody08]

Woozie mand cj lose

[getlostupig]

Wow, that is so funny. Ha...ha....ha.

[Vlad777boss]

woozie is son of chuck norris

[xlaider]

he he he he he heEEE

[Whisperingtothefire]

he mi favorite character =D behind Cj of course xD

[juankair1]

love it how the controller is almost bigger than CJ's head

[KyleWesker]

Black ppl cant swim :P

[MrCambry]

woozies laugh had me rolling

[ledawg1138]

Got beaten by a blind guy.

[VM38]

those are some awful clothes, no class

[CharlieBorrows]

2 fave characters

[LiLRAPPER24]

Haaah Haaaay I Like He's Laugh LooooL

[ItsThemGuidoCoppers]

course the black man can't swim... LMAO

[luvffx4life]

of course this scene is real! what idiots would think otherwise!

[TheLukicho]

xbox controller

[HarrisSpinos]

he must be korean.

[elmackis]

its not as funny as the one with the two chips and this is a real cut scene

[MrSAMPFan]

Woozie is blessed with good fortune even though he's blind so thats probably the reason he won

[MrMcmigedy]

I remember this cutscene! I spent like 3 hours swimming to get the Lung capacity skill up. It was bullshit.

[TA1LGATER]

Im stuck in this mission!!!!

[majinimouth98]

If CJ can get beaten by a blind guy a video games he must be even worse than my dad at games!!!!!!!

[tommymartin2001]

who knows the game there playing? if not guess

[Aeltrius]

@tommymartin2001 Battletoads.

[Tiamat583]

@Aeltrius

no its a racing game, i hear tire screeches and engines.

[cys98]

@Aeltrius  what mission is this

[TheJedimanman123]

@Aeltrius for WII :DDDD Because teh nes version ish hard

[Univer3eTwist3ers]

@tommymartin2001 Big rigs:Over the road racing

[Tiamat583]

@tommymartin2001

some isometric 2d racing game a cross between rc pro am and rock n roll racing.

[ssssssssssssssssss50]

@tommymartin2001 super mario

[LSBonnPower]

@tommymartin2001 Driv3r

[TK60100]

@tommymartin2001 chicken invasion

[opielicker96]

Heh heh heh heh hehhhh!

[abbadeen]

yo dawg, so i herd you like video games. so we put a game in your game, so you can play while you are playing. :]

[xXaerooff2Xx]

yea - its isnt fake - im too wath this in my gra ;]

[MISANTHROPY647]

No wonder I never saw this scene, I spent a lot time in the water.

[Armis37]

my top characters of GTA SA :

1. CJ

2.Woozy,Cesar Vialpando

3.Sweet

;D

[petacavanagh]

This scene is sooo fake. Aeltrius.. I KNOW you spent $100,000 on animating this scene & then another $20,000 hiring the right voice actors.. Just so you could pass this scene off as real :O lmfao.

[Valkyrie1965]

@petacavanagh This scene isn't fake. If you have barely spent time in the water and have a low lung capacity, it won't work. It took me forever just to get the capacity level high enough to be able to do the mission.

[petacavanagh]

@Valkyrie1965 My comment was sarcasm...

[oneleg5]

@petacavanagh its real it happened to me only happens when u dont have enough lung capacity so why dont u try it b4 making a comment like that -.-

[petacavanagh]

@oneleg5 OMG.. Get the sarcasm... I'm not actually accusing him of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on faking a fucking video.. Jesus.... GET. THE. SARCASM.

[oneleg5]

@petacavanagh sorry thx for being that way about it, u no b4 u post somthing sarcastic why dont u type ( sarcasm ) cause u cant read sarcasm anyways im sorry

[petacavanagh]

@oneleg5 lol don't worry, I figured accusing him of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on faking this cutscene would indicate sarcasm...

[oneleg5]

@petacavanagh oh i literally thought u were serious cause even if there arent ppl out there with out money pretty much theres still a couple rich ppl so i thought u were saying he was one of the rich ppl in the world and he did all that.....nvm i just sounded stupid

[petacavanagh]

@oneleg5 lol don't worry mate, I found this whole situation funny :)

[oneleg5]

@petacavanagh lol

[DarkWizard931]

Thumbs up for kickasschris12's comment ! i do the mission and when the cutscene over it said you must have more lung capacity to do this mission

[Winter12345100]

Woozi's laugh sounds like mine...

Eh heh heh heh, heh....

[Dsmaster135]

i loled so hard when he told carl he was blind and carl says "No shit?" XD

funny little game

[xxxCasperxxx1]

0:20 =)

[2007excalibur2007]

I NEVER swim the first time I played this game up to this mission. Then I get this cutscene and I actually swam for the first time. Lol. :P

[yc389]

it is real

[InternetSurfer1996]

Imagine Woozie's laugh in chimpmunk ... Euurrgghh

[kingstomman]

this is a true cutscene

i remember i didint have no lung capacity and i had to swim alot just to do this mission

[styledfresh]

Lol @ 0:24

[hamerton97]

Yea it's true in fact I skipped the real one =(

[theperson11100]

the laugh is creepy XP

[Turismoracer]

yeah really how does Woozi do that when hes blind

[irxkill3r]

@Turismoracer In the game, one of Woozie's men tells CJ that he is blind and CJ asks how he was racing in the mission before this cutscene. Woozie's henchman tells CJ that Woozie was blessed with unbelievedly great luck in which he shows throughout the game

[lmcgregoruk]

@irxkill3r Of course in other cutscenes where' he's playing against CJ, Woozie's henchman give him a little hand with his luck :-D

[MrIfailatlife]

asians will always own you at games

[Einvestigator96]

@MrIfailatlife

Even if they are blind. EPIC FAIL

[MrMuhammadJunaid]

@MrIfailatlife Yup ;)

I ish asian, FTW!!!

[RashoJ123]

that's weird cj lost to blind guy

[marxman47]

out of all the contacts Woozie is the best

[XxGamemaster2009xX]

he he he heeee xDDD

[themateo808ify]

Fuck. That's bull shit. CJ must SUCK at games!

[alperenaaa]

whahaha cj got pwned by a blind chinese

[elimelis1]

lol the end is funny

[performancepoo]

lol, what idiots thought this was fake?

[mafia101011]

He got owned by a blind man

[GMPGIRI]

I usually wear the same green outfit!

Grove 4 life!

[kj293]

this happened to me that's why i had a hard time trying to swim under water

[07amaskell]

Real coz I can't get my lung capecity high enough. Wb

[TheSUPERGTA]

CJ loser

[xtazy115]

jeez cj.u blast on balla' fools but get beat at video games by a blind guy.lolololololol

[awsomedude231]

good one

[awsomedude231]

wooies laugh is priceless

[dodes387]

hahaha cj lost to a blind guy

[gritynity]

i think that is suppose to be a sega genesis :P

[PwnedDragon]

Carl Sucks At Video Games

[Maduesky83]

Love Woozie! Chunky Carl looked funny in that outfit.

[lixyna]

it isnt a cutscene on x-box :D i heard it thousand times still funny how cj freaks out :D

[Interioroutbreak69]

it seem, the sound like they are playing noob game xD

[devlin0497]

wtf i got 3 thumbs down for saying this is real?!?!?! what the fuck is wrong with you people i even got this cutscene

[joseph591]

its funny cuz hes blind lol

[Xjreme18]

Lol, silly me, I just didn't understand what devlin0497. My bad.

[1992BoneThugs]

I USED INFINTI LUNG CAPACITY

[M0thaphucka]

hahaha me too

[pimpinswagg]

didnt work fo me

[akeel456]

Damn, I used to get so sick of this cutscene! Getting the lung capacity up took up my time badlyyy.

[devlin0497]

wow this is obviously real cause of the voice acting and the scene wow whoever said this is fake is a total idiot

[ZachTheFurryFox]

yea, i gots that one, i dun have enough lung capacity, its my favorite cutscene the way wuzi laughs XD, well besides the drive thru cutscene, that one is pretty funny :D

[dblack25]

its definitely real I've done it b4 like it says in the information box if you dont have enough lung capacity b4 the mission then you get this screen and you'll keep getting the screen if u dont have enough lung capacity

[gonesparta]

qe tiene de gracioso

[carlosraba2]

@gonesparta que woozie (el tipo de negro) es ciego

[gonesparta]

@carlosraba2 ya lo se tio,tengo este juego y lo se,pero no me parece muy divertido...

[peasantboy9]

I know for a fact that this cutscene is real, because I even went back to it a couple of times because it was kinda funny.

[GoldenSlurpee]

He got pwned by someone whos blind! xD

[zulnaim09]

wow? his blind and how can he win? LoL

[julianrocks11]

the controllers look like the original xbox controllers

[nikkiprock]

you get the cutscee when you have 0 lung in stats

[H3llian667]

I remember this cutscene hehe- right when i got this my 2nd playthrough i was like "crap i forgot to upgrade my swimming"

[youngtay1426]

woah u a man of ur word and i seen tht so all yall out there saying its fake its not it a bounus mission

[sbonge]

lol cj got his ass kicked in games by a blind guy xD

[jigovani]

yeah lol and howd u do that? O_o xD

[tornado1014]

you have to start the mission amphibious assault with no lung capacity.

[URKIND4L4DY]

Haha,, this scene happened to me and I was like "FUHHHH!!"

:DD

[Fab4RPGJ]

woozies laugh = priceless

[kickasschris12]

this scene isnt fake. aslong as you have no lung capacity it will work

[mriaborat9]

@kickasschris12 i dont get it???

[niccn4cc]

CJ has a PS2 wireless controller.I got 1 just like that.

[mikeysa]

I doubt it considering the game's set in the early 90s

[Aeltrius]

You're right. It's also possible for for one man to kill hundreds of cops with a pistol and steal a tank from armed military personel.

[sorafinalforn]

may i know wats funny?

[IiKeiI]

@Aeltrius Pwned :D

[jeffreycoley]

@Aeltrius hey i did it

[explicitkiid]

also it looks more like a sega megadrive controller

[Xegethra]

@explicitkiid with playstation button pad....they are playing the mega station >_>

[cankarales]

better one is when woozie is talking to phone and then some strange sound and then: what the fuck was that?xD

or when cj says: one last thing... u do know that am black. and not chinese right?

woozie: i'm blind carl not stupid xD

[Cheetanaruto]

Can, that's the same custscene as this except you have better lung capacity.

[kenny1mcormick]

its not cut scene all you need to do is not swin till u get to that bit

[SP13337]

no. It's when your lung capacity is too low. if it's lower than 70%, then you'll have this cutscene.

[XXXDEVILBOY]

lol this is the first time i see this cutescene because i download 100%savegames from web lol

"Shit!. Man, How you do that?"  so funny

[Maxx299]

The funniest cutscene with Wozzie is in the first mission in SF

[jlw1967]

That shirt you wearing is fucked worst shirt in the game

[cooz4]

haha mint that was xbox version coz on ps2 version there playing on ps2 coz ot controll mint tho lol

[JohnSASR]

i got the pa2 ver and no matter what system you play on they use xbox controllers

[SarahPilko]

Hooray for Woozie! LMAO! "SHIT! Man, damn!"... "How you do that?!!"

[Ty51000]

Impressive!! haha. Wu Zi Mu, really proud of him

Yes, he is blind. But he has a very good sense of racing, playing video game, and golf.

[voter96]

he isnt good at golf, in that cutscene, his lackie moved the cup so the ball rolled in.

[MarionDark]

lol, i really love Woozie and the "Shit!. Man, How you do that?" jajajajaja Its very funny =3

[5copfxqt]

hahahaha i love this scene is very funny

[godofwar0678]

i love Woozi's laugh lol cracks me up!

[bloccked]

is u dont have lung capacity what happens in mission?

[okonline665]

nothing just the cutscen you haveto get mor lung capacity an then go there and there is another cutscene and you do the mission

[godofwar0678]

if you dont have the lung capacity i believe from what i remember it says you have to build your lung capacity more and when you think its high enough then go back and try the mission again.

[KruisinKrud]

Its was funny. Ignore the fact that he's blind,Rockstar!

[vinto34]

if you dont have enough lung capacity you will get this scene usually if you have high capacity you get the mission scene.

[WilliamH2K8]

it aint fake it happened 2 me

[GoodOldBismarckTV]

thta isn´t a fake. I had this cutscene too and i can´t believe that people are so stupid and think thi is a fake. omfg.

Video= super

5*

[XZAPPERGAMER]

that cutscene happend to me too!