Escort Mission : Foamy The Squirrel

[shitiloveme]

She showd play the flud levels on halo3

[AmyLeeBasshunter]

nana why don't you get a job?

[teeheeman21]

no worrys germaine, lollipop chainsaw is coming out soon.

but instead of ripping off heads of zombies with the main characters hands she uses a chainsaw!

[Mattz511]

lol damn AI

[NemmyLadyZombie]

HAHA she's playing Resi Evil 4.

[AnimeChika101]

Resident Evil 4.

[100PercentOJ]

Please make me a video with her completely naked. And that mute/deaf chick too. Just because I know everyone on the planet is thinking the same thing.

[kotsia5742]

the most annoying thing in a video game is when everything is going great you suddenly get killed by something.I mean come on dude like super mario =you passed the half level without killing yourself and then there are several bullets coming towards you and you get killed

[ExtremeRulez13]

The one thing that pisses me off in a video game more than anything, Escort Missions

[sheisthearsonist]

germaine needs to play lollipop chainsaw. that would be the game for her ^^

[killer13324]

wow uploaded on my b-day

[Megafail260]

Elastic what now?

[xtremesammy]

i love the Escapist "HA!" at the end!......made my day

[Takeshi1232]

Can someone tell me wtf happened to germaine. I mean seriously!! When did she get fat!!!

[pharaohjamie]

@Takeshi1232 it happened over many episodes shes got fatter and fatter part of her charicter develop ment but its all been rebooted now so the newer episodes she wont be fat so subscribe if you havent already (Y)

[runstygge]

thats pretty good, thinking, when you ahve to save a person from zombies WHY WHY WHY! ehy can't they run from the zombies, you have to kill all the zombies before the stupid woman or man relais that by sitting a foot in front of the other they can run, its fucking stupid... run u bitch DANMIT

[madroxide1991]

or dead island



[2TailedKitsune]

O_O I guess the people who make Foamy like Escapist Magazine....

I noticed the HA at the end and i bet $100 its the same one that escapist uses

[TikiFoamy38]

Is Ada a size 0?

[andiesilly12]

Sounds like she's met miss luscious in dead rising 2.

[BrightpurpleM0nk3y]

HA! I guessed 36! before she said it

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

HA!!

[chaor627]

check out overlord 2 50% or more of the people there are chuby and I mean super fat

[Fearstrike10500]

AAWHHHH! at 0:04

[ginastarke2]

Germaine needs to play WOW "I'm not fat, I'm  a Dwarf!"

[blabtv]

I agree with the fat chicks thing but after watching Zombieland, you know why fat people don't survive long...though Coach from L42 is somewhat big and he survived so maybe it is possible but realistically it depends on smart they are toward them.

[csboy1123]

has Germaine heard of lolipop chainsaw? lol

[Spjungen]

germaine's hot...

[keniakittykat]

1:01 - AGREE 100% agree! Like we have the massive overweight human male characters like Mario, wario, Dr eggman, Ganru, bob, etc. Who are fat but awesome and kick-ass.

The only fat woman In the entire history of video games who wasn't ridiculed for it, in any way, was the Oracle of ages/seasons incarnation of Impa.

The other overweight women in games are either always the center of ridicule, or are so unlikable and mean/weak spirited you just want to punch them in the face.

What the hell?!

[demonmonkeysoda5563]

You playing Dead Rising 2?

[raidramon0]

Ah yes. Remember Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4? Remember how much of a pain in the ass it was to drag her throughout a good chunk of the game? Getting past a locked door in Salazar's castle to get a Magnum and other goodies, and pointing out obvious tips, were the only bonuses she ever had. Other than that, all the puzzles and what not involving her were mandatory.

[TJsands223]

@raidramon0 Agree 100% also with the armor Ashley gets in the PS2 version, you can leave Ashley behind with the monster's and villagers while you do your missions and junk!1 :3

[DJkittymewmew]

is she playing dead island?

[Catwomen4512]

Ugh i so agree with Germaine

[CAWGregoryBlack]

I couldn't agree more with Germaine...Escort missions are the bane of my videogame existence and when I have to do them, the person I need to protect aimlessly wonders around, gets killed, and makes me wish I killed them first.

[chibichick9]

her hair its crazy!

[Kingofcorrect]

the first C-word!

[dakommander1]

is this dead rising 2? :O

[DRarKAngEL5551239]

Lol I only fit in a size 0. The size 1s look retarded on me if I jump they fall down. But I am I'm grade 8 tho lol

[FlyingV1000]

@DRarKAngEL5551239 Good job attracting pedophiles -thumbs up-

[trappedjesus475]

Ha, She's probably playing Dead Rising 1.

[DarkCrusader27]

@trappedjesus475 No she's playing Resident Evil 4

[Majin13David]

she must be playing dead rising

[ENC13officialband]

hahahaaa resident evil 4

[RealityLovesDespair]

XD fat chicks don't belong in games

[spleefrog9]

sounds like she's playing RE4. LOL!

[cj45drago2]

thats why my cousin hates resident evil 4 the game that most likely germaine is playing

[28880]

i went from 44 to 20 :)

[assassintwinat8]

Oh man, there are so many of those in Kingdom Hearts. And why do all the princesses I'm trying to save insist on running infront of me?!?!?! DAMMIT SNOW WHITE!!!!! STAY THE FUCK BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[JDahlHD]

@assassintwinat8 all she does is run forward while people are struggeling with the other unversed. It's good you shouldent kill Vanitas while keeping someone alive.

[sattler1990]

@Kruegerlot you half to beat assailment Ada to get the armer for Ashley so ya it's understable

[karkkiliininam]

Dead rising!

I agree with Germaine..

is it good or bad?

[OfWarriorsAndDice]

that "HA" is that Photographer from Dead rising 1!!

[muffinthewitch]

HAH!

[MartyredxMaiden]

lol! i hate games with dumb girls too! haha thats why i write.

[lorddarkshadow0]

Sounds like she is talking about deadrising all the fucking escort missions brrrrrr (shakes) fucking hate that shit

[Pershingtank]

Is her stomach growling at very beginning and 1:25?

[KruegerLot]

She playing RE4?

Understandable, why can't Ashley ever shoot a GUN?

[sattler1990]

@KruegerLot you can at least get the armer for her so she cant get kidnaped or killed makes things a lot easer

[KruegerLot]

@sattler1990 I don't think people have the patience to get the armor, I think they rather speed through the levels that involves Ashley than grind for the armor.

[knightace2002]

@KruegerLot there's parts where it's part of the storyline when she gets kidnapped and u have to rescue her from this sort of..."demented kid" and then escape

and if ur annoyed by that then play Evil Dead they never move until it's clear to do so (the football coach a few rescuees etc.).

[CadaverousCadaver]

She actually looks around a size 17 (something like that).

[TsulaLupin]

Yeah.. why IS it that the idiots you have to rescue always, without fail, run right into the damn things they want to get away from? Seriously, what the hell?

[teenteamcomics]

oh dear lord... really?

[prorogue1]

Biig Boobs ^^



[Stargeek2006]

I'm anti annoying helpless bitch who runs in to a pack of zombies like a stupid cunt then goes "Oh, help, zombies!" NO SHIT ZOMBIES YOU DUMB BITCH. Run AWAY from the zombies, AWAY!

[rebelm1k]

foamy must have fucked her hard ....so her bobs sized getting bigger and bigger

[AshdensSweetheart]

@rebelm1k Or she's lazy, eats too much, and spends too much time playing games or online. You know, like most Americans. That would explain it, too.

[rebelm1k]

@AshdensSweetheart ohh god i commented on this video a week ago

[AshdensSweetheart]

@rebelm1k I figure if a comments there to read, it's there to reply to. That's the basis for writing literature papers, anyhow. And that commentary is well over a week old.

[rebelm1k]

@AshdensSweetheart commentary hahahahhaha ... i am not narrating hahahhaha...... by the way m comment is weeks old urs not

[sithlordrevan6661]

Notice how Germaine said "A pack of zombies." correction wolves hunt in packs zombies in hordes... just sayin'

[AkiraxKirishiro]

@sithlordrevan6661 Does it really matter? It's still just another word for "a big group of..". Just sayin'.

[silentangel123]

i scream stufff like this at the tv during horror movies my friends laugh

[asdlom]

Sometimes I headshot Ashley in Re4 Just cus I'm bored. xDD

[alidan]

@asdlom she was better then sheva, i never died because ashley was a moron and didnt know how to get the fuck out of the way, sheva... my god, first 5 minutes of my controlling her she died, first chainsaw, she died, god i hated 5

but 4 after i beat it ashley gets a suit of armor, never need to worry about her again.

[darkangelghost69]

@asdlom Been there :D

[Milhail]

@asdlom i like looking up her skirt and shooting her in the cunt

[darkartsmaster16]

@asdlom fuckin a! lol hell you can shoot her in the foot and still kill her

[JDroneX]

lol, i just use the person im escorting as bait sometimes, while the zombies attempt to eat the btiches ass i blast the hell out of them!

[amusment666]

ashley: i think its a good idea to run away from leon aka my only hope of surviving and run into a dead end hallway that could potentially have a secret kidnaping system that could only be activated if i am in an exact possission and have leon go through all of this shit just because i was a whinny bitch

leon: damn it

[KinaHamaru]

If you know where the "Ha!" is from at the end of the video then like this post. Rock on fellow gamers!

[descentsband]

Fucking Ashley in re4 -___-"

ashley: LEON HELP!

Leon: SHUT UP BITCH!!

[Stevenwhite0992]

The worst escort mission? Sheva in re5



[Shadowwolf8645]

Ah so Germaine took my copy of Resident Evil 4

[GhostKitten92]

Lmao. I love Germain!!! Foamy kicks ass!!!

[RuneRenXP]

fat people would die first in zombie apocalypses.

hopefully stupid people die just as fast.

[GoldenBlue437]

@RuneRenXP

Rule Number 1: Cardio

[RandomMindz]

@GoldenBlue437

Number 2 Double Tap

[xXEmeraldstarXx]

is she playing resident evil 4?

[KrazySpydrLady]

HA! The game laughed at her failure!

[InuyashaFanatic13]

0:35 to 0:49 is my favorite part!

No shit zombies!!!! XD

[TheSpawnfan]

I hate scort missions, don't even remind me of RE 4, danm Ashley, always died or let herself be taken, danmmit, if you see a Ganado, run, stupid girl

[jamboCno1]

load the vid watch it once rewind press three enjoy :)

[flashfire401]

lol at the use of the escapist hah

[SonicBob1018]

0:31-0:38 that part had me cracking up.

[kyubiblaze]

Sounds like MGS2... X_X

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

I remember when I was play Legend of Zelda FOUR SWORDS, I had to escort Fucking MALON WITHOUT GETTING HIT!AND SHE ONLY HAS ONE CONTAINER OF LIFE

[drapion1029]

the first time i saw this ep. i thought her boobs were saying hah

[Pepprjack92]

know what's hilarious? back in the good old days where everyone had played N64, the games were legitimately difficult, yet nobody complained. More recent games are much easier in general, and when someone (like Germaine) actually gets to a hard part in the game, all they do is complain about how it takes more than one try to beat. Screw you, you're terrible at killing zombies, and that annoying bitch who keeps running into them is trying to teach you to get better at it.

[Sparrowspider004]

Germaine is a lot hotter now. She just needs her hair.

[Subject140]

I have a feeling she's talking about Dead Rising 1 or RE4.

[Caleger88]

Dead rising 1,2 and resident evil 4 was a pain!!!!!! 

[aaronq256]

@Caleger88 know how ya feel about RE4

[Snakebiteloo]

any and all escort missions involve escorting someone who is incapable of using weapons. if they could use a gun and maybe be half intelligent AI i might be happy

[IceyWolf19911]

dude. y is it that she keeps getting fat?

[rence234]

haha she is talking about resident evil 4

[YMangaka]

@rence234

FAIL ! XD

there's no zombies in RE4 ! ^^'

but nice try. ;P

[Shadowninjacowette]

I hate escort missions as well! Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess has maybe three or four of them and I was screaming and cussing for a very long time during and after the missions.

[Kathari199]

dude isn't the "HA" at the end from zero punctuation? or is it unskippable? dude require research.

[doubleroft]

gooooo elastic clothing!!!

[kaldicuct]

Personally, I liked the escort mission on Assassin's Creed 2 with Rosa, she actually ran with an arrow through her leg, fought, and you only carried her like, maybe 1 city block worth. By then you had other theives helping. Granted, shed trashtalk, but I like her anyway. Fun game.

[Tinker13ee]

Was that the "HA!" from the escapist? 

[1loverants]

@Tinker13ee Indeed it was! Lol.

[ShadowEvangel]

@Tinker13ee Certainly sounds like it

[Hazufrazen]

@Tinker13ee omg it is! i know cuz i watch yahtzee's video just b4 this one

[25Rush2112]

@Tinker13ee yes i believe it was

[megasearch3]

@Tinker13ee yep

[draahgon]

@Tinker13ee It sure is! Dunno if The Escapist is the original source but it could be :)

[catiecat101]

@Tinker13ee Yes, yes it is. Well.. this is very much like Yahztee's complaints about Dead Island. Something tells me Yahtzee and Foamy would get along. 

[DemonMasterAnsem]

Everyone, And I mean EVERYONE hates escort missions. Helloween has proved it.

[BenB998765]

I don't like the escort missions in the suffering. They literally run into headshots.

[blackrose10467]

48 people love escort missions -.-

[xXmercutiosocietyXx]

Yeah either a Dead Rising game or RE4....or MGS2...friggin E.E...

[jacktheripperrules]

@xXmercutiosocietyXx theres no zombies in MGS2

[xXmercutiosocietyXx]

@jacktheripperrules I was referring more so to escort missions in general

[jacktheripperrules]

@xXmercutiosocietyXx oh ok

[picatsoforfma]

Germain fails math.

[halodoomhpf15]

ashley from resident evil 4, i get stabbed, burned, and dynamite blown up in my face, but if i get knocked down anywhere near your skirt, u call me a pervert? fuck you bitch!

[RyuzakiL117]

When did germaine get like this

[SinerAthin]

Germaine complaining about other girls not running?

I'm not sure if she could do anything more than rolling herself ^^

[gso619]

@SinerAthin like we didn't see that coming. arent fat jokes about germaine getting a bit old?

[haby3r2112]

love the JAH! at 1:32 hahaha

[lixechan]

that little 'Ha!' at the end sounds like the same noise that The Escapist magazine uses for its little advert <3<3

[rapidfire21]

@lixechan I dare say it is!

[MovieTributeArtist]

wow germaines got sexy well......minus the baldness.....lol

[Demyxsbabe2]

escort missions are the game programers way of trollin' the players...

[theblackcatofchronos]

Hmmm... 00:26 sounds very familiar... O.O I know! She must be playing Resident Evil 4!!! XD

[PictureBoys]

@theblackcatofchronos LEON!! HELP!!

[dexdex1560]

the escapist ha?

interesting.

[FurubaGirl08]

yeah, like having to carry Toad all the way to the end of the course; the only thing he does once u let him go is walking back and forth xD Rather useless lol

[AllHailVenom]

was that the 'HA' from yahtzee's vids?

[The1Enigma]

you know, germaine is absolutly right.

[snowonyx]

Was that scout at the end? lol

[queenofeveryone]

48 people's brains need improvement

[TransformerslNC]

When did she get fat?

[hi63302]

she must be playing deadrising 1 or 2 :D

[hi63302]

@UnversedSong or dead rising 1 or 2 :D

[insanityisgolden2]

... sadly she wanted to see my past 3 gf's.... fuck i date horrible things *-*

[crazydriver1978]

1:29 eye twitch. classic.

[chocolatebar2]

lol XD i b*tch like Germaine sometimes while my friend plays video games XD 

[SpecialKay666]

DEAD RISING?!?! D:

[knightace2002]

is germaine talking about that rlly hot chick from res evil 4? man she's so badass

[IronTate7]

@knightace2002 Her name is Ashley Graham. She's the President's daughter, and yes, she is hot, and she wants it...bad! Just a very small spoiler - at the end of the game she asks Leon if he'd like to go back to her place for some "overtime", and stupid f***cking Leon says "no"! What the hell man? F***cking tap that s**t!

[SarItachi79]

Is she playing Dead Rising?

[greenremixv2]

Germaine needs to play Dead Rising 2 case west...or just Dead rising 2 on its own

[serviceman613]

"it leave room for improvement" yeahr! btw wat happened to the mute

[serviceman613]

"it leaves room for improvement" yeahr!

[LikaLaruku]

Replace "helpless bitch" with "old woman" & "zombies" with "orcs" & you have the LotRO escort missions.

Isn't that "Ha!" at the end from "The Escapist?"

[yaoi4evandnevayuri]

@LikaLaruku yes, i noticed that too, I just started going to "The Escapist' website...

[tabby4109]

im not the only one that heard the 'HA!' right?

[fallthenrise]

"No shit zombies you dumb bitch. RUN AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES"

[tnuoccaeht]

something here, provoked me to go on the escapist.

[SharinganVertigo]

This is how i feel when playing pokemon on my ds. PLZ DON'T JUDGE ME!!! X3

[crazyjak56]

@SharinganVertigo you have just been judged!

[SharinganVertigo]

@crazyjak56 ... mmmkay... -_-' LONG LIVE THE CULT OF FOAMY!!!! XD

[spamplayfan]

is she playing resident evil 5?

[misteryman5]

@spamplayfan sounds more like dead rising to me

[leif011]

ha, liked that sound at the end from the escapist videos. ^_^

[canihealls]

well in deadrising 2 u have to escort people but if u give em weapons they will kill zombies! =D

[InsaneXmas]

This reminds me of Jabu Jabu in Zelda Ocarina of Time... The dumd bitch said "Fine then carry me! >.<" Bitchy princess...

[Shahal1]

I hate escort mission to.

[wakablam]

must be playing dead rising 2

[iNvictaStudios]

@wakablam

Especially the first women. SHE CAN FUCKING BITCH SLAP THOSE ZOMBIES.

[empireatwar2]

@wakablam no, dead rising 1. the AI in that game sucked as much as a vacuum cleaner. They would run into zombie hoards, then yell "FRAAAAAAAAANK!" and expect you to save them

[thevashfan12392]

@wakablam no she's playing dead rising 1 cause they literally run into zombies