Mortal Kombat threatens to deplete male protein reserves in 2011

[handysmurf210]

some time after CS dies i think

[thscjrox]

love the Ronald Jenkees music at the end of this video!!!! Awesome.

[cartoonslooneyness]

what is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss!!! lmao!!!

[darknesdon7]

nice

[tansii]

couldn't sit through the video due to the worn out editing style

[sterguy22]

WIN for having Ronald Jenkees' music!

[poopybaby100]

i dont like u kid....stop talking and making these stupid videos.....i willl buy ur book just to shit on it then burn it

[TheKangarooGuy]

This is...er... was awesome. Like that, Phillip?

[dummie84]

ugh i want 4:47 minutes of my life back

[schassis]

arrrgh this is frustrating where are the babes!!!?

[Jakecoolio123]

Focaccia

[head2fiststyle12345]

ATHENE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS GAY CHANNEL YOU ONLY GET VIEWS BY TRICKING PEOPLE

[EricsTechTalk]

To sum it up, you're talking out of your ass and making stupid implications based on absolutely nothing. Stick to talking about tits and video games and stop wallowing in your mincing, know-it-all, pseudo-rebellious faggotry as you pretend to have a single iota of a fucking clue about what the military is doing and why.

[EricsTechTalk]

Okay, you hinted at the whole "blood for oil" thing, and then showed a map of Libya. How delusional are you? We never even invaded that country; it was pretty much solely an air force operation. The only ground troops we even put there were a handful of spec ops to help gather intelligence and coordinate the air strikes. We flew over a country a few times and bombed the shit out of its military infrastructure after it started turning on its own citizens. Surely, we're interested in their oil.

[RandomAsanGuy4]

Charlie Seen is like a cancer LOL

[KennedyOddMarie1414]

I cant wait for your book! :D :O i better be able to get that shit in Canada *serious face*

[SimplyEggsAct]

Thanks Phil... You've just reminded us how badly we have been blinded by Charlie Sheen's idiot moves... It's kind've like doing the hokey pokey just to stab yourself around... Around what??? I don't know...

[FALKENd0wNFALL]

kindle

[supernazicommando]

Yes, Paul W.S. Anderson has agreed to do Mortal Kombat 2 according to the current writer of the film's screenplay. Chuck Norris will play Shao Khan and Elvira will be his Queen Sindel!

[supernazicommando]

I want Tia Carrere to play Mileena in Paul W.S. anderson's Mortal Kombat 2.

[77thNYSV]

Its Jan. 27, 2012 and I think the world is over Charlie Sheen.

[finxil]

@77thNYSV Read the date when this video was pasted. Herp derp.

[finxil]

@finxil posted*

[samoanwarchild]

NEEEPPPLLLLEEEEZZZZZ

[bri7775]

interesting vid...im watch more...



[Samtheteen16]

My wife and next door neighbor's wife like playing Mortal Kombat, can be fun for girls too

[cwsspring]

Well, it's been months since I heard a damn thing about Charlie Sheen, so I think/hope/pray we're done already. Please?

It'll be okay, remote laser turrets can be put on every Washington, D.C. street corner to burn drunk driver douches into charcoal. >:D

Indonesian People: GET A ROOM! Gawd...

Hot cosplay chicks dressing as Mortal Kombat characters...pure win! :D

[u0216797]

when the world stops have troll babiz

[syrianarab95]

When he stops doing drugs so never

[TheStaceface89]

Indonesian type people

[jamforlife2010]

I believe charlie is most likely over when ran off the stage. Time for him to retire. So you said you have a book what is it about?

[Bennyboards]

Lol your wearing Makeup

[laxboy1023156478b]

very random coment

[emmanue1tv]

I hope I win the kindle. dfbgjbgerghjerjhbgbregjhrbjhgb­gbrjgbrjhgbjhbj HA

[emmanue1tv]

currently commenting: currently commenting.

[nywhitemikeny]

I came to see mortal kombat chicks. What I got was a douchebag talking about shit nobody cares about. You suck sxephil.

[yondaime297]

@nywhitemikeny I was expecting that too..

[powwow23]

@nywhitemikeny that what i cam to see too..

[nfejnfreefffffffffff]

hey i live in china , yeah u stupid predjudice sometimes ur opinions are just stereotypical

[yondaime297]

@nfejnfreefffffffffff How are you on YouTube then...

[nfejnfreefffffffffff]

@yondaime297 proxy , i'm no idiot

[JOEitsjustJoe]

I used to bomb at the Radio City Music hall. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

[dinoboy201]

The red girl is Mileena

[BunnyKing95]

How sad is it that the minute the sexy women came on my cat sat down in front of me and started watching this?

[DVarelatenors]

i like the editing, mixes things up a bit. its never the same every time

[screwlewse]

Even with the weird Kaptian Kirk accent and time saving editing job.. I really liked the show. :)\

[utero00oli]

Regardless,This Kicks Ass just like US

[thumper409]

yo china

[ElfinHilon10]

this choppy editing is horrible.

[maksimum654321]

I just skipped whole vid just for find that picture.

[freatza182]

Interesting news pieces. Love Mortal Kombat. Need me some lasers. Does make me think of "Ask a Ninja". Going to go watch some of those now. ;)

[sirjesscam]

this is F#cking stupid.

[hjsaucedo]

WTF?! That is my whole reaction to this, but I couldn't stop watching it and I liked it, I do not understand why! That is why my reaction is....WTF?! :P

[vangaurdan]

this is my first show, interesting

[darksteel1]

dude not bad first time veiwer and i like the mortal kombat stuff

[morganblair095]

has anyone ever told you that you look like ryan rynolds

[TheXtacular]

I have to poop.

[EJEproductions65]

The choppy editing was interesting 2 years ago.

[Smullet90]

@EJEproductions65

I never liked the choppy editing. So annoying.

[BoxCarRacer2011]

@EJEproductions65 thank you for speaking the truth.. it's completely unnecessary and is only done because the actual content is boring as fuck so they overcompensate with the cocaine addled editing style

[EJEproductions65]

@BoxCarRacer2011 LOL...

[jesh4622]

@EJEproductions65 Wow, I'm not the only one.

[UndeadAssassin63]

@EJEproductions65 Would you rather an extra 4 mins of him going "hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm" or "uuuuuuuuummmmmmmm" or "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

[gunter84]

your gay

[mickey197769]

anyone ever say that the way you edit and talk makes you seem like captian kirk having a seziure

[teammarshal]

u know whats funny first what the **** bud after a wile he sed what the fuck

[j42882]

CHICKENSSSSSSSSSSSSS



[davidledington]

China really? They may be right but WTF , thats like kicking the bully first.but since we owe them possibly more than what we are worth, they just dont care.

[Lathox]

I'm not saying America has a great foreign policy. Far from it. But I think most of us will agree that America has much better human rights policies than China.

[BS66yonex]

btdubs, China is in the Sudan(one of the most violent civil war/genocide countries in the world) for the same reason we involve ourselves in any oil rich countries' conflict, they also have been providing weapons to worsen that conflict, who cares if china didnt get involved in the libyan revolution, they're already sittin pretty in their future oil supplier, they can be hypocrites too

[rooipropwyn2]

words fall from your mouth like shit form ass.

[SGTCxELiTExTBC]

@rooipropwyn2 Learn2Spell lol

[nickyrho]

i just finished watching the crow.... stopped the video halfway just to watch it... if they remake it there will be murder

[colombian352]

this was awsome

[SoaDimka]

говно

[fruitbane]

God, the spastic editing is frikkin' obnoxious. Talk about low attention span theater.

[DukeNeedles]

Whats a Kindle?

[Gaminggod400]

The world of Mortal Kombat!

[thegameables]

hopefully now, probably not though... guess i'll just go you know, cry in a corner.

[LordHannigan]

What if you win the Kindle but you cannot read?

[HazMaTeX]

Why would this vid get flagged? They have lady gaga videos on YouTube.

[Maddluv4eric]

hhahaahahaahhahahahahahahaa!!!­! Things that are wierd sex?? REALLY?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ii love you.... lets have offspring

[dirtchik17]

hahaha that made me laugh. awesome!

[icryforulol]

she had crabs... but it was worth it^^

[bluskwirl]

Check out Thisishorusho

[UnderworldVengeance]

this was awesome

flagged

[titatho]

3:05. Agreeeeeed :D

[LyleVertigo]

Do you drink coffee? lol

[cay1021]

WHY THE FUCK DO ZEBRAS HAVE STRIPS??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

[whitefire1997]

@cay1021 Why don't you?

[BLACKxOPSxHERO]

any body else horny?

[OhhGavin]

@IndigoWarrior12 Fail lol.

[forgotmylogininfo]

Zebras have stripes, not strips.!!

[BandakaKush]

Flagged as shit.

[danndiaz1]

more easy just visit this to get some free cash now

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[ZakkW1985]

two minutes into the video and he's still not talking about mortal kombat. next.

[sarvarus91]

Why do you fragment your talking so much? every 3 words you cut it. It looks like your having a serious problem talking. The mortal combat chicks are hot.

[ninjawing1]

Like your shark week t shirt.

[Leoofmoon]

"It shoots lazer for miles and blows shit up" I want that as a ring ton or a t-shirt

[Dbangs8]

Just curious, but did this video remind anyone of "Ask a Ninja" videos from all the sporadic editing and same humor? Very funny stuff all the same. Thanks.

[jeffary18]

too much fcking talking

[evansdustin]

i'm from kansas... there is plenty of room. just bring the hot chicks... we're sort of lacking.

[lilwayneencore]

dam u edit urself a shitload of times

[setonas23]

Masturbating is wrong you say? but it's good for prostate you know :) that's why i do it :)

[psypher101]

I just heard of you. Nice stuff man. I look foward to seeing more.

[THEUDP]

meet you in Kansas... haaa

[TanzAnimer]

i love this host!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kendeuce]

I too was lulled in by the cleavage, but was happy to watch your video :) I love LASERS too. would love to win the kindle to look up some crazy Indonesian porn on :) Keep up the great videos man...

[mrSmiler93]

-in 2012

[MegaGeek89]

fucking dumb american

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@MegaGeek89 fuck off asshole

[twiztidlestat]

Why not just talk about your stupid non funny jokes, leave MK to the professionals. Idiot

[rahjnich89]

Your sporadic style of news delivery is interesting... lol

[PojesMiKurac]

fucking faggot!!!!! 

[deltaalphacharlie]

how is this still on here its freakin two years old alreaady what the heck.

[Gzilla13]

... When ever Charlie Sheen is over with the world.

[rockhaze]

this was the biggest waste of my time ever.

[picklecork]

DeFranco is getting FAT.

[doomway]

I came to your video like some of the tittle but I ended up liking this even though its not what i thought it was going to be and it was a pretty cool video

[toddalwave]

Can I sue you for false advertising? Out of everybody that falls into your trap to watch you grow your stupid ego, I am sure that someone can find a way to sue you.

[MegaAplauz]

mf piece of iritant shit

someone will kill you on sight for these videos

[thebluntandonly]

I think we should watch this guy make love to an ugly while narrating it

[LIBERTYDOGG77]

I think the right question is when will Charlie Sheen be over himself.

[sciomancy6]

5:29. You're welcome.

[urgirlfrnddigzme]

@sciomancy6 Thank you! :D

[HLGpanda]

@sciomancy6 Thank you

[ThePyrobastards]

haha nice man, america is like that (from america, so its not nationalist!) :D

[TheJSW047991]

The world will never be over Sheen until he stops FUCKING UP!!!!

[MrWings360]

whats srs



[jtru24]

5:01 Mortal Kombat

[smcneal057]

Mother fucker....MK please....

[MattyDante]

The chick in the red is Mileena dude. Yes I have done my homework on the subject of Mortal Kombat porn... And I want that fuckin kindle.

[crazzyguy77]

so why do you make jump cuts every 3 seconds or so?

[tcapri]

just curious: who first made it okay to do this jerky editing thing that vlogs do now? and why does everyone else feel the need to do it too?

[ainverproden]

i think mortal kombat should only have girls...... really no one cares about the guys in the game anyhow.

[earthstar411]

Just as Mortal Kombat has learned how to advertise, so have you. Wow. I hope its an advertising craze that catches on, although at the same time I hope it doesn't get too out of control either.

[c0mpuipf]

is that a poke at rwj in the beginning with the instead of content...?

[rmamutd8]

yes i got 30,816th!! my life is complete

[MabusZero]

So I don't want your Kindle, then? Sweeeeeet.

[fitnesschaser01]

ewww why did I even click on this clip. I should have read who made this video.

[CosinusPW]

this was awesome

[amanworthy]

what a f@ggot. Kill yourself.

[nickshitt]

i find it pathetic how people have to trick other people into watching their videos with fake tites.

[verynice420]

FLAGGED!

[yoCasmu]

my penis is tiny (srs)

[edgar83957]

@yoCasmu what srs?

[Seized7x]

It's funny how people always complain about Phil's video titles being misleading. Seems like people never learn.

[GuiltyGearRockYou]

-.-

[TenshiTamagoKidd15]

ugh.

[Pishool27]

he you faggot the one that made this video who has no life but make you tube videos get a life man your not funny

[KornAliveforever]

@Pishool27 Hey u guy who tells people to get a life on youtube, get a life!

[tonywrestles2]

@Pishool27

Who is more in need of a life--the one who makes YouTube videos, or the one who bitches about them like a little girl?

[MonstersNightmare]

Why does this guy have so many views on his videos? I've tried watching a few and they're boring. I'm asking so someone can help me understand.

[tonywrestles2]

I really hope Jon Stewart is subscribed to this guy. There should definitely be some Daily Show in his future.

[rider90652]

never

[ShadowHawkblack]

ok .. so , for some reason I thought that the new mortal Kombat game was going to female Kombatants only. um.. I caouldnt even get through his vlog before he said anything about mortal kombat....

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

I flagged for misleading.

[tonywrestles2]

@ThatHockeyMaskGuy I flag you for having no sense of humor.

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@tonywrestles2 I flagged you for flagging me for flagging a misleading video title.

[TheSk640]

BS....

[seanzoz]

I WAS naked while watching this btw.....