MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 10/10

[NorwichTeenwolf]

If you think this film is bad, check out Bill Rebane's previous sci-fi flick, 'Invasion from Inner Earth'. 'The Giant Spider Invasion' is 'Citizen Kane' compared to that dreck.

[jwmellott]

Are Alan Hale and Barbara Hale related?

Please tell me, little buddies.

[pretorious700]

@jwmellott husband and (shudder) wife

[ChaoticYak]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

[HParker001]

Sigh... not the worst movie they ever did... but about the most unpleasant and repulsive movie they ever did.

[SpiderxBlue]

ITS AN APE NOT A FUCKING MONKEY

[taffysaur]

aw they have to watch it again... <=0(

go packers.

[lickstickly]

aaaaaaaaahhh

[SWASDN]

Don't get down guys, twice the movie, twice the PACKERS WOOOOOOO

[ohnoagremlin]

AAAAAaaaa! H-AAAAaaaaaa?

[BloodylocksBathory]

Aw crap, my shoe.

[ChaoticYak]

MOVIE SIGN! AGAIN!

[BlackAdam1231]

This movie brings back a lot good memories of when I was a kid in atlanta

[wago70]

At :19 was that scream played BACKWARDS for a moment????

[lydia13]

I am death, destroyer of lawns

[HoserSaysWhat]

What a depressing movie, no likable characters. The little bit of spider action at the end was NOT worth it!

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

Its weird as the poster fr this turkey looks so cool and yet this may be the worst movie I have ever seen. It is unbelievably bad in every department. The preacher is so corny and the cliches are unmistakeable. The effects are less than Z grade. What a dud and people went to drive ins to see this!

[AstralPixie]

"Ah AH AH... I hate paperwork" Barbara Hale's screaming ;)

And yet... Bill Rebane escapes unharmed.

Go Packers...

[gatorbait20089]

Go....Packers......

[SmokingSpoon]

The spider puppeteering ( and puppet ) was surprisingly good !

[0xbangx0]

bobo is annoying

[trapadoored]

bobo really came into his own with this episode.

[jwmellott]

Was that cop who got killed at the end a stand in for alan hale, or a different character entirely?

[PsychoticLoner]

@jwmellott

That was the other police officer, who's only appearance was at the mob scene where he was telling everyone to go home. You can tell that wasn't Alan Hale's character because he was doing something.

[PooPoo2U]

@PsychoticLoner: something other than eating you mean.

[athomicritics]

@jwmellott that and the call to the national guard i was expecting a scene with the army fighting giant spiders

[AeriaGl0ris]

Even with the guys riffing, that movie was agonizing to watch. I need to go do a brain drain before I watch more eps.

[Spameggssausage]

what was the point of the screaming preacher? I kept waiting for the spider to get him!

[MsTwinkle101]

>> 8:59 <<

My reaction to EVERYTHING I hate XD

[KSB26]

Weird. At 2:45 the music is exactly the same as the combat music in Hidden and Dangerous 2 during the Asia Campaign. That means either some Czech saw this film and "borrowed" the music or the theme itself was already past copyright.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Aw Crap, my shoe!

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!

Alan Hale digests a keilbasa

[wildvidz]

another example of MST3K fine brilliance =)

[RaWrZzZz]

Every time I hear VVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN­NNCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE, or any of the guys impersonating her, I can't help but throw my head back and cackle like Ursula the Sea Witch.

[amcint01]

...and the more bland and uninteresting stars like Alan and Barbra Hale we call Forgettable Stars.

...you know...like Linda Hunt.

[TimelordR]

A few questions about The Giant Spider Invasion: What ever became of the other spiders? Was that spider's "death scene" really necessary? And why for the love of all that's holy that cracker preacher wasn't among the spider's comestibles?

Let us hope this is the ONLY bad thing that ever came out of Wisconsin...this & Lawrencia "Bambi" Bembenek!

[PaperbackWizard]

Wow. I was so caught up in trying to figure out how the black hole growing in Wisconsin was related to giant spiders crashing to Earth in diamond pods that I completely forgot the REAL point of the movie: that hellfire and brimstone and a plague of creepy-crawlies is our eventual fate. Thus saith Richie Cunningham.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

The good news: nothing was done to make sure that all the spiders had been killed, so some are sure to have survived: and, if someone were go to the right spot, he or she will find a nice haul of diamonds.

The bad news: that film must surely be down there with "The Hands of Manos" - "Plan 9 From Outer Space" was better constructed.

[Raithious]

I honestly want to neuter the person who wrote this movie's script. Wasn't as bad as the episode the featured the gang of women who go on a muderous rampage and beak countless laws all for the sake of keeping drugs out of school in a city where the average male IQ is apparently somewhere between "brick" and "wet mop". But this movie came close.

[Galdifox10]

i injected a paralyzing toxin onto the sheriff, but i did not inject a paralyzing toxin into the depute

[ilandelle]

rofl at 5:11

[liggytheauthoress]

aww poor mike and the bots....having to sit through this movie TWICE....

[shada0]

that day the entire cast when home with eggplant shaped throw-pillows

[rsilkw2]

The one person who doesn't like this clearly is a friend of the spider.... oh and go Packers.

[Laz321]

So do all the spiders grow into giant ones or did they expect no one to care by this point? lol

[tangbronco73]

go packers....(4:50)

[DarknessbUnnie]

Go Packers...

[JEOtter]

WOO!!! PACKERS!!!

[sleepyhollow783]

Director BIll Rabane can always look on the brightside. His movie gets new life anyytime the Packers win a bowl game.

[91137732]

@sleepyhollow783

Which won´t happed as offen as some people wish

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAANNNNCEEEEE!!!!!

[briannotseth]

haha i just watched this tonight with some friends instead of watching the superbowl... this is how we found out the packers won!!!!

[OzzyFan87]

GO PACKERS!!!

[Gigrantula58]

Alan Hale digests a kielbasa.

[4xi0matic]

Aw, one person is a Minnesota Vikings fan.

[p00dr00]

BLUEGH I ATE TOO MUCH ICE CREAM

[junglejedi1]

The deputy was the bravist man we never seen before

[captainhowdy01]

"Oh no, he bit right into the guys fountain pen."

[kixxx96]

when do these guys get funny  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[maniac086]

Go. Packers.

[Theburn77]

remember, I mate, then I kill...uh oh

[ChaoticYak]

Bobo. Get rid of my body.

[DumpsterJedi]

That is one of the most horrible endings ever. And they had to watch that movie more than once!?? poor sons of bitches.

[DAVIDInitiative]

The spider must've been really wet!

LOL! Oh my God, I couldn't stop laughing.

[versus79]

Is it just me or was this the most incomprehensible ending to any movie ever?

-Object falls from helicopter.

-Man shoots flare.

-Reverse explosion occurs.

-Spider melts.

Something tells me the writers, editor, and director weren't exactly on the same page with this one.

[scooteratreides]

@versus79 No, but they may have been on the same drugs...

[jamey1976]

If it had occurred to use a molotov coctail on the spider (a sensible soloution), the film would not have been able to feature the alarmingly dimwitted sensibilities and bad acting/bad editing/bad directing that is found throughout the movie. The tall disgusting guy with the back brace married to that perfect 10 hottie was a pretty tough sell, even less plausible than a 50-foot spider.

[ironychan]

I injectedaparalyzingtoxinintoth­e Sherrif, but I did not injectaparalyzingtoxinintothe Deputy!

[suichi98]

bad spider, sit, BAD. lmao

[RanMouri82]

"The Brodie to Rabane ratio is a little rich."

Still trying to figure out what the heck the preacher had to do with all this. Go Packers?

[TitusYorick]

0:41 You getting this Sam Gamgee?

[htomsirveaux42]

I am death destroyer of lawns

[ChaoticYak]

...and yet Bill Rebane escapes, unharmed.

Oh, like this movie had a worldwide release.

[Specialcookie246]

Im gunna squish your shoe under ME! hahaha!

[Adrialgon]

Alan Hale digests a kielbasa.

Go. Packers.

[Karikaze]

So apparently the actor playing the sheriff needs a stuntman to even get out of his office?

[pytko3]

Mike, you've destroyed three planets, surely you could take down the pods by yourself.

[johnnyo3535]

"Alan Hale digests a kilbasa."

[DrWhiggs]

Did the sheriff just yell "Eat lead you (something)" and then throw his gun at the spider?

[Tareltonlives]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

[drewcifer721]

Oh, crap! My shoe!

Quit pickin' tobacco, we're makin' a movie here! Damn migrant workers!

[Dulcimerist]

This movie reminded me of a spider movie where there were a bunch of eggs in a barn, and there was a scary spider scene in the basement of a farmhouse...

[pretorious700]

@Dulcimerist Arachnaphobia

[DX1771]

Go Packers.

[Petersaberros]

"WHERE'S THE MOTHER POD?! OH OH RIGHT HERE!"

[gspendlove]

"I'm gonna squash yer SHOE under ME!!"

[shanemc68]

Well at least they nailed the correct sound a giant spider would make, that chaotic whistling noise is spot on!

[ReeperTheSeeker]

wow, what a red neck movie, but the skits were more entertaining then the movie itself. Thanks for uploading!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

WTF? Is Della imitating a Cacatua?

Alan Hale digests a kielbasa!

Remember: don't put your spider in the microwave or a weapon in tin foil.

I guess somebody tampered in God's domain or something!

"It happened before and it will happen again!"

To you, annoying preacher, I hope!

[634devil]

Time for a shower.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@634devil

Or twenty. But I won't ever be able to scrub away the stain on my soul.

[DaWhiteWolffie]

I like how the spider eats the one guy with his butt, then eats the guy at the end with his mouth. Must've needed an enema after the nasty juices of the other two dead humans. XP

[fledermaus81]

From 1:50 to the "spider" explosion is just pure comedy gold. :D

[watda74]

Professor Bobo is the sole heir to an esteemed lineage of mountain gorillas...

God help us all! lol

[freakofevolution]

Jog walk out of danger! AGHHHH!! AGHHHH! I'm the twin bother of Dutch...A man you murdered! This man is a brave brave character we've never seen before! And yet Bill Rebane escapes unharmed! BEEENN!!! BEEENNN!! Quit picking tobacco when making a movie! Damn migrent workers! Remember not to put your spider in the microwave if wrap it in tin foil! It came from planet Gross Out! Alan Hale digest a kabassa! Remember don't buy margerine only creamery butter! BBBEEENNNNN!!!! Go Packers!

[stagemother]

Just saw an old Perry Mason episode where Steve Brodie was one of the suspects. And Barbara Hale was there of course!

[ChaoticYak]

I guess somebody tampered in God's domain or something.

[TheGreatYellow]

7:19 What's Bobo singing?

[docthemetalfreak]

Ok seriously the big frickin spider blowz up but then the explozion goez in reverse?Yeah that happenz often.

[ndnsoldierboy]

Quit picking tobacco...we're making a movie here you damn migrant workers! *LOL*

[Apollomasque]

That spider death scene is really fucking disgusting.

Just...why? Why would...what...

ugh.

[gspendlove]

"....Four spider legs, operated by people crammed inside this VW spider, one assumes, have been attached to each side. The taillights double neatly as blinking red spider eyes. It is impossible to see such a budget-conscious special effect without feeling a wave of admiration."

[gspendlove]

Love what Big Steve had to say about this movie in Danse Macabre: "In spite of the title, there is really only one giant spider, but we don’t feel cheated because it’s a dilly. It appears to be a Volkswagen covered with half a dozen bearskin rugs..." (cont. next post)

[thumperjay1]

Does anyone else find it ironic that the "giant" spiders invade when the revival preacher dude shows up?

[gspendlove]

@thumperjay1 Not at all...in fact, I think It's the Queen Spider from South Park's "Red Hot Catholic Love," there to combat that fundie preacher's message. 

[ghostsmask]

So... is that the only giant spider? Aren't all the little spiders going to grow into giant spiders? Why do I care?

[alkinney484]

I can't tell you how much I love Bobo's indignation at being rejected by the body snatchers.

[moewron]

Remember... I mate... THEN I kill!

[doomtigger]

parkers wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah parks

[paulonthepiano]

..."Go Packers."  lmao

[johnnui]

alan hale digests a kielbasa.

[rsilkw2]

Spider's gonna have a heart attack from eating all these cheese heads.

[shrews12001]

You know, they never totally proved that the sheriff wasnt responsible for at least a few of those bodies stripped of all their meat.....

[Tareltonlives]

So who was that that got eaten?

[sarge1967ra]

Perry must have use a z rated employment agency

[shrews12001]

Think about this from the spider's perspective. You get sucked out of your universe, end up in frickin Wisconsin on a farm with the greasy hick and his boozed up slutty wife. All you have to eat is the filthiest examples of human garbage Bill Rebane could find. The damn Skipper is shooting at you, then Barbra Hale and VAHANCEEE blow you up and melt you at the same time.

[loverboyz901]

@shrews12001 in movies like this i alway like to see it from the animal's perspective

[highway234]

@shrews12001 go spiders, go spiders, go go spiders!

[shrews12001]

that explosion had all the force of a wet fire work

[delciemcwhoopie]

aAAAHHLLlaaaaahhhhhHHHLLAAAAaa­aahh

[Theburn77]

mom get me a bucket!!!

[pomdog123]

Mystery Science Theater is sooooooo funny!!!!! Just not the movie they were watching..... that was horrible!!

[trapadoored]

@pomdog123  That's the point. How old are you?

[pomdog123]

@trapadoored I know that's the point.... I'm just saying that movie was horrible. I mean, don't you agree? hahahahaha la la la! :P :D

[tarlcabot18]

VAAAaaaAAAaaAAANCE!!!

AGH! AGHH?? AGHHH!!!

[MsLissy09]

Go Packers indeed. Might as well cheer on the Brewers while I'm at it. :) I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve the Brew Crew.

[ne0nLIGHTS]

Go packers.

[mediageneration65]

VARGHNCE! VAAAAAARGHNCE!

[ChaoticYak]

I am death, destroyer of lawns.

[mslrkn1471]

might as well get my pall mall's while i'm here

LOL

(thanks for uploading, that was fun)

[jjsmith9]

this must be the worst film ever made, ranks along with "the fly"

[angelhunts]

Thanks for posting this so we could all enjoy it!

[mattbcl]

"Alan Hale digests a kielbasa."

[rsilkw2]

Vannnnccccceeeeeeeeeeee

[ArccaToothus]

go packers!

[rsilkw2]

So confused with the Sheriff, he switched from Alan Hale to Dutch while fighting the spider

[watda74]

No, that was the twin brother of Dutch, the man he MURDERED!!! lol

[rsilkw2]

Yes may he rest in pieces.

[tag7100]

I remember this movie horrifying me when I was about 6 or 7 years old. We had it on VHS!

When, how, and why did MST3K get rid of Dr. Forrester and Frank? What's that about?

Thanks for the upload and go Packers!

[muckaxe]

Both actors quit the show (Google is your friend).

[luvukbye]

bad spider! sit! bad spider

[robtom69]

this has to have been one of the worst movies i have ever seen..

[makiba427]

@robtom69 they get worse

[alexiaNBC]

@robtom69 oh no, it is not. Look up "castle of Fu Manchu"; this had Joel and the bots suffering mental breakdowns

[TheGreatYellow]

@robtom69 If this movie were any cheesier, it would come with a side of nachos.

[DragonNexus]

@robtom69

And yet still more entertaining than The Last Airbender.

[MoonHeadJohn]

@robtom69 Seen "Manos, the hands of fate" yet?

That has to be the worst one out there.

[KingOfUm]

@MoonHeadJohn Manos deserves an award compared to the Beast Of Yucca Flats.

[Rawsawn]

@robtom69 you HAVE to see Pumaman with MST3K, its so horrible you will loose all respect of a Puma in near future.

[Shadowzan]

"And the blast was felt yards away."

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Thanks!

[idigcows]

That would've been the most boring movie I've ever seen if it weren't for the commentary.

[watda74]

"Dedicated to the memory of 'CrazyLegs' Elroy Hirsch."

FunFact: Hirsch was still alive when this episode aired. Probably thought, 'Hmm, I'm dead?" if he saw this. (d. 2004)

[Ro34100]

The man who was eaten by the spider was not thew sheriff...Dutch? And why this dumb video in?

[TheThunderdome2]

uwe boll movie ^^

[otherfool]

Go packers...

Thx for the upload!

[GhostRiderBaby88]

"normally i stuff people in my butt, but in your case i'll let you come in the front way"

"alan hale digests a kielbasa"

love crow's scream lol.

[cale42]

Go packers

[Dankore]

still not sure on the horror of the baby spiders. Couldn't you just punch them? Or squat them with a newspaper?

[NUTCASE71733]

Or throw them in a blender and it frappe!

[Capng123]

"See the ball? See it? Go get it!"

Is it worth mentioning that that's NOT how spiders eat and that anyone with a sixth grade education should know that?

Probably not... Oh well... GO PACKERS.

[Imaeaturface]

Wow Allen Hale got eaten by the spider I thought that Allen Hale would eat the spider....did not see that coming.

[911ayn]

Thanks a lot for the upload. That was one of the MST3K episodes that I've ever seen.

[araminta107]

Pearl is uber-evil! LOL

I agree about the stinger, LOLOL!!

[ShadesofScorpius]

"But I came with a knowledge of cheap, clean alternative to fossil fuel"

HAHAH great stinger!

Thanks for the upload :)

[BekurahToshin]

OMG! LMAO!!! XD Fantastic ending! Not for Mike and the bots though, poor guys having to sit through that god awful crap fest of a film again. lol

Geez, I dunno who was the better screamer, Tray or Bill, they both were so epic as Crow! <3

[HytchJR]

Go packers :(

Genius.

[zombiepi]

I think they blew their whole budget on the melting spider effect