old fashioned - processed then mixed add hoc ! home made - industrially for your home, home style - the style you are told you need to make you feel at home, what about things like family butcher?
@yash55281 You are earnestly attacking American food which Carlin does top to bottom in this clip (and who can disagree, and there is no pun when he mentions Bangladesh). However, instead of being funny you're using it to put yourself over others over the sake of meaningless culture. You're inhumane and you're an idiot, please isolate yourself accordingly.
So, I guess you were lucky to be born in the place that has the best food in the world, eh? It can't be that you prefer native food because you grew up with, right?
@yash55281 For the love of God, please try to use more punctuation and write a little clearer. Re-read your comment out loud to yourself and tell me if it makes any sense. If you can't write in English, you certainly can't understand it, so YOU misunderstood him and decided to take his comment personally. A person like you who has broken English cannot possibly argue with me - there's a language barrier.
Dude. Get over yourself. You whine about some supposed dissing of your food and you turn right around and diss American fast food. Well done, hypocrite.
You're an idiot. He said it tastes like something the Bangladeshi THROW AWAY. He didn't say "something the Bagladeshi eat." You wouldn't throw away good-tasting food, would you? Clearly he's implying that the processed food tastes like garbage - bad food that is being THROWN AWAY. Now try and argue with that moron.
Late 2006. Discovered Carlin, listened to everything I could.
Mid 2007. Found his 40 Years of Comedy Skit, listened to it all the way through.
"...Well, whose home are we talking about? Jeffrey Dahmer's? Believe me, there's nothing home-styled about the boiled head of a Cambodian teenager, okay?"
Don't know who Dahmer is, laugh at the absurdity anyway. Forget to look it up.
Early 2008: Playing the Wikipedia game. Come across Jeffrey Dahmer. Think back to comedy skit.
I can't agree more I work @ a supermarket and wonder the same thing. Most people have a deficiency for weeding out all this advertising rhetoric that's being fed to them in a can. It's sad but it's true.
@Rubberman202 He has more contradictions like that. In one video he complains about people interfering with nature, in the other he laughs about people trying to save the planet.
@TheKatoom Actually yes. There have been reports on this type of thing where people have gone into random homes and asked if they could test their food in their fridge and see if it would qualify for an establishment. Most people's food contained 10 times the amount of bacteria and other microorganisms that any food inspector would say is the threshold from safe to unsafe. People have to be qualified for cooking in order to do it professionally and most people aren't.
Finally! Someone else in the world shares my idea of the word "natural". George Carlin, why ever did you have to die? You should be ruling the planet, sir.
He was the greatest Public Service guy in the modern history of America. He taught people to be critical to EVERYTHING while making it fun. Thats the way to get a point across today. Great.
He mixes the concept of Environment and Nature. Nature means the phenomena of the physical world collectively , including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations. On the other hand Environment, the surroundings or conditions in which a person, animal, or plant lives or operates
@suatcamillo No! The idea that we are somehow not part of 'nature' - f**ked up as we are - is precisely what he's taking the piss out of. It's human vanity, & semantic or etymological arguments like yours only prove you've missed the point he's making...
Holy shit I have said all of this before, and never realized he had already. That everything is natural is something I have said various times. I wish I could have met him. He was a great man, and I believe I would have gotten along well with him.
wow. at 6:00 when he started talking about "natural" things that is exactly how i think. Ive thought that since i was kid and argued it but everyone always thought i was nuts
We cannot accept that George Carlin died.... He simply outlived his previous body's expiration date and is now in a different one.... George Carlin truly cannot die.
replace organic for gourmet nowadays... if you eat any meat, organic doesn't mean shit, what's more important is that it says grass fed, no antibiotics/steroids just FYI
5:52
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qpSubZeroqp 3 days ago
"I don't care how much the amphetamine driven waitress with the Marlboro lines reminds you of your mother..." LOL
MrSpemat 5 days ago
"Time" is human, not natural. So is "Love". You could say that the ability to think like us is natural...<_<
Nerevarineownsyou 2 weeks ago
old fashioned - processed then mixed add hoc ! home made - industrially for your home, home style - the style you are told you need to make you feel at home, what about things like family butcher?
DecencyPOLICE 2 weeks ago
Who wants some Deep Dish Yak Dick? It's home made!
TeenageNintendoGamer 2 weeks ago
I never understood beef flavor hamburger helper...
Kopihucky 1 month ago
@yash55281 You are earnestly attacking American food which Carlin does top to bottom in this clip (and who can disagree, and there is no pun when he mentions Bangladesh). However, instead of being funny you're using it to put yourself over others over the sake of meaningless culture. You're inhumane and you're an idiot, please isolate yourself accordingly.
TheKingofBastards 3 months ago
Holly shit, sounds like Don LaFontaine :O
norge696 3 months ago
@yash55281
"I don't give a fuck the false official growth rate nor I boast about my culture or brag about India just because I live here"
Um, and I never said you did care about those things.
"I say whts truth although most of it is inappreciable but not this"
So subjective taste is a matter of objective truth? And you call yourself a skeptic? It must be convenient being the arbiter of taste.
smaakjeks 3 months ago
@yash55281
So, I guess you were lucky to be born in the place that has the best food in the world, eh? It can't be that you prefer native food because you grew up with, right?
Fucking douchebag.
smaakjeks 3 months ago
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@yash55281 For the love of God, please try to use more punctuation and write a little clearer. Re-read your comment out loud to yourself and tell me if it makes any sense. If you can't write in English, you certainly can't understand it, so YOU misunderstood him and decided to take his comment personally. A person like you who has broken English cannot possibly argue with me - there's a language barrier.
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TemnayaVlast 3 months ago
@yash55281
Dude. Get over yourself. You whine about some supposed dissing of your food and you turn right around and diss American fast food. Well done, hypocrite.
smaakjeks 3 months ago
DEEP DISH YACK DICK XDXDXD
mohiahmed1 3 months ago
@mohiahmed1 it's more funny coming from george than you
stagm3 3 months ago
@yash55281
You're an idiot. He said it tastes like something the Bangladeshi THROW AWAY. He didn't say "something the Bagladeshi eat." You wouldn't throw away good-tasting food, would you? Clearly he's implying that the processed food tastes like garbage - bad food that is being THROWN AWAY. Now try and argue with that moron.
TemnayaVlast 3 months ago
i say tangy
IzzyInc27 3 months ago
6 people didn't go home and eat grapes
IzzyInc27 3 months ago
6 people are advertisers.
Konicava 4 months ago
Still laughing can barely type this out..ROFLMAO !! RIP George Carlin..
TheRiceowlex 4 months ago
no FUCKING chocolate!
speedballink00 4 months ago
@speedballink00 LOL !!! That and the "eat some grapes" ROFLMAO !!
TheRiceowlex 4 months ago
"I don't care how much the amphetamine driven waitress with the Marlboro lines in her face reminds you of your mother, it is not homemade…"
MrSpemat 4 months ago
Deep Dish Yak Dick, mmm... Gourmet.
12potatochip 4 months ago
I miss you Georgie. R.I.P.
mapleleaf2013 4 months ago 4
deep dish yak dick HHHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Shinsatsusama 4 months ago in playlist George Carlin 1997 "40 Years of Comedy" 9
@Shinsatsusama The best kind is "Chicago-style".
GoblinXXX 4 months ago
Late 2006. Discovered Carlin, listened to everything I could.
Mid 2007. Found his 40 Years of Comedy Skit, listened to it all the way through.
"...Well, whose home are we talking about? Jeffrey Dahmer's? Believe me, there's nothing home-styled about the boiled head of a Cambodian teenager, okay?"
Don't know who Dahmer is, laugh at the absurdity anyway. Forget to look it up.
Early 2008: Playing the Wikipedia game. Come across Jeffrey Dahmer. Think back to comedy skit.
Laugh my ass off.
Repeat.
Dethenger 5 months ago
This bit is zesty! And tangy too!
Makoto7494 5 months ago 4
this man is a genius
nirvanafatal 5 months ago
FAMILY STYLE.
RickRomo 5 months ago
Hahaha I've always thought the same thing when I saw "Homestyle" Never anything like how the food is made at my home. George Carlin is the king!
crackflick98 5 months ago
this guy was a great philosopher man, watching this stoned is enlightning
rtdPrestiGe 5 months ago
haha Tim Hortons...
scottie520 5 months ago
Everything is natural. I'm glad I'm not the only person who has discovered this truth. RIP, George Carlin.
e6f6e616 5 months ago 2
I wonder what Carlin would have to say about the new "Reaction" feature on youtube.
jacksparrow20111 5 months ago
I can't agree more I work @ a supermarket and wonder the same thing. Most people have a deficiency for weeding out all this advertising rhetoric that's being fed to them in a can. It's sad but it's true.
brx360x 5 months ago
@brx360x I also work in a supermarket, and I know exactly what you mean. It's depressing.
YouthEnergy 5 months ago
Lemony?...That's Right, No fucking lemons LOL
brx360x 5 months ago
NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE
Zobzon69 5 months ago
"Real chocolaty goodness, know what that means, NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!"
LYFAO funny.
metalsusa1 5 months ago
Christ do I miss George Carlin. He was the master.
metalsusa1 5 months ago
Being a person of the restaurant industry; I confirm that we are amphetamine driven.
drakionx 6 months ago
this video is NATUREAL
5tocks 6 months ago
George Carlin always wakes my brain up. He is so hilarious but he also inspires me to a closer look at things accepted but uninspected.
MrTubeMeToo 6 months ago 6
Deep dish yak dick.
Richaadokiichigo 6 months ago
i thought from the title of the vid that bill hicks stole his "marketing" bit from this but they're both different and both awesome
mechanoid2k 6 months ago
haha gang green on his hands
qwertyytrewq71 6 months ago
This insightful skit put me into a six minute bout of milk out the nose hysterics...;-) Just now recovering...;-)
newmac 6 months ago
Oh, great! Now I'm going to start saying "pullin' your prick" to people...
yashamoto 6 months ago 2
" foods taste like things the bangladeshis throw away " - epic.
nazbites 6 months ago
NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE.
mattoita 6 months ago
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"Old style goodness. What does that mean? NOTHING. It means nothing." lol
blaman6 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Advertising is what made America great and it will again.
glimmer2158 6 months ago
What is this from? Is this a special? I've never seen it before.
Thycid 6 months ago 18
@Thycid its from George Carlin: 40 Years Of Comedy
everyoneisondope 6 months ago 20
@Thycid Or just get "All My Stuff" for like $150. It's worth it.
Carbon762 2 weeks ago
Omg that guy in the audience his laugh at 0:05! Its making me laugh!
capricorncoool 7 months ago
can someone pm me or reply the name of this show? its one of the few i havent seen.
TomGezen 7 months ago
I want his brain.
NorthWestRegionRep 7 months ago 5
DEEP DISH YACK DICK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
floetry613 7 months ago in playlist george carlin
The only funny-man I've seen lately who comes close to Carlin's way with words is David Mitchell
GeneralGuitFiddle 7 months ago 4
@GeneralGuitFiddle He doesn't even come close.
and I fucking love David Mitchell.
TweekDash 7 months ago
Wait, didn't George Carling encourage being dirty and unhygienic? It toughens the immune system.
Rubberman202 7 months ago 7
@Rubberman202 He has more contradictions like that. In one video he complains about people interfering with nature, in the other he laughs about people trying to save the planet.
HelenaXVI 7 months ago
@HelenaXVI *cough*those are the same thing*cough*
ThePhantomPixel 7 months ago
i dont believe how funny this guy is.
optimussentinel66 7 months ago 3
Dogshit... is natural!
PrinzessinRamode 8 months ago
My favorite is when you go to buy something like Tahitian Treat and it says "100% ALL NATURAL FLAVORS"
Then you see "Contains 0% Fruit Juice" ; /
timberwolves100 8 months ago 7
this is real zesty!and tangy to!
edichkaa 8 months ago
Choclatey.. you know what that means? No fuckin' chocolate
eragon2121 8 months ago
NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
Zobzon69 8 months ago 3
DEEP DISH YACK DICK!!
PistolPacknBystander 8 months ago 5
Dog shit is natural. Its just not real good food
eracelmier 8 months ago 4
What special is this from?
gamaradiation2 9 months ago
@gamaradiation2 40 years of comedy.
TheJtpond 9 months ago
He has a good point about the Dog sh*t being natural.
Hylaeosaurus 9 months ago
It is safer to eat at a restaurant then it is to eat at home. Especially since you have an easier time suing if you get sick.
MacabreManifesto 9 months ago
@MacabreManifesto Any sort of basis for this claim? Or just a platitude?
TheKatoom 9 months ago
@TheKatoom Actually yes. There have been reports on this type of thing where people have gone into random homes and asked if they could test their food in their fridge and see if it would qualify for an establishment. Most people's food contained 10 times the amount of bacteria and other microorganisms that any food inspector would say is the threshold from safe to unsafe. People have to be qualified for cooking in order to do it professionally and most people aren't.
MacabreManifesto 9 months ago
The natural stuff got me thinking. I've never heard of un-natural vitamins.
CounterNerd 9 months ago
I suddenly want grapes o.o
ixisxrxmrxhappy 9 months ago
Hearty as in heart attack... [cries].
lordtalon69 9 months ago 2
This is so funny. Its so true. Its so sad he died. He was a great comedian.
Tiger5672 9 months ago
Finally! Someone else in the world shares my idea of the word "natural". George Carlin, why ever did you have to die? You should be ruling the planet, sir.
SchizoSchematic 9 months ago
I'm so glad I live in this time in history, where I can listen to words of wisdom from the man himself even after he's gone :)
xhellonhighheels69x 9 months ago 2
DOG SHIT is natural. doesnt mean its good food.
hunterxjumper1 9 months ago 3
"deep-dish yak dick"
icannotfly 9 months ago
You know what that means - NO FUKIN CHOCOLATE!
Hilarious
PaulJuliusSokoloff 9 months ago
6 people eat all natural dog shit.
antgly 9 months ago 3
This is one guy that honestly makes me LOL. Not type "LOL," but really, really makes me LOL. He's the best.
TorontoBoi 9 months ago 3
@TorontoBoi Same man. He's the real deal.
losermonster 9 months ago
"this is so zesty" "and tangy!"
I lost it there xd
joezetank 9 months ago
Every brainwashed, tree hugging, Gore acolyte needs to take the last :50 seconds to heart. I'm not holding my breath though.
tripleheshy 10 months ago
deep dish yak dick....ROFL
1x93cm 10 months ago 2
hey zesty, I got somethin tangy for ya!!
xhellonhighheels69x 10 months ago
then go home and eat some fucking grapes LMFAO
SuperIzzy95 10 months ago 67
5 people think dog shit is real good food
ishouldplayzelda 10 months ago 2
He was the greatest Public Service guy in the modern history of America. He taught people to be critical to EVERYTHING while making it fun. Thats the way to get a point across today. Great.
MissMaybellen 10 months ago 7
actualy george carlin did die of heart failure
Treylogan218BR 10 months ago
Wish he would have lived to call out the saturated fat/cholesterol myth making people fat.
xyzoneon 10 months ago
He mixes the concept of Environment and Nature. Nature means the phenomena of the physical world collectively , including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations. On the other hand Environment, the surroundings or conditions in which a person, animal, or plant lives or operates
suatcamillo 10 months ago
@suatcamillo No! The idea that we are somehow not part of 'nature' - f**ked up as we are - is precisely what he's taking the piss out of. It's human vanity, & semantic or etymological arguments like yours only prove you've missed the point he's making...
CRIMINALSUICIDELTD 10 months ago
THE BEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MonacoRocha 10 months ago 3
Hearty = heart attack
Fuck my chest is sore from laughing!
RICKYMDOGG 11 months ago 2
Try turning the computerized captioning on :P It's fun
Aurudin 11 months ago
NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE
Bigtigerpetter 11 months ago 5
Toasted snail penises
DoctorWho1983 11 months ago
How about organic (when he talked about paying an extra 80%)?
broalonzo 11 months ago 3
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Thrasher44 11 months ago
that was very zesty!!!
songotenz02 11 months ago
Deep-dish yak dick, lol.
sspremier08 11 months ago 6
I laughed until my sides hurt. :D
MattyDienhoff 11 months ago
4:23
cheeseshoes 11 months ago
"deep dish yak dick".......lolol! :)
MsElecia 11 months ago
i wish he was my grandfather
TheHurff 1 year ago
What show is this?! I have his 'all my stuff' collection, but this show I don't know. Can someone help he out here?
viragemasta 1 year ago
5:39-5:54 <3
geovega 1 year ago
Holy shit I have said all of this before, and never realized he had already. That everything is natural is something I have said various times. I wish I could have met him. He was a great man, and I believe I would have gotten along well with him.
PSNDonutDude 1 year ago
@PSNDonutDude Yeah, he was one of the few people in the world that had any sense.
Cinj216 11 months ago
mmm, toasted snail penis
EnergizerBunny804 1 year ago
Ye you look at it after he’s eaten the chicken flavoured dog food then tell me that shit is natural.
darkblood626 1 year ago
carlins my fuckin hero
B00nd0ck21 1 year ago
i almost pissed myself
brendoncardinal 1 year ago
homestyle
"whos home are we talking about?"
ROFL!
writertrump 1 year ago
4:46 R.I.P George ! =(
TheGreatGAMER1855 1 year ago 2
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TheGreatGAMER1855 1 year ago
Go home and eat some fuckin' grapes.
crocswsocks 1 year ago
...In a can.
YouthEnergy 1 year ago
deep dish yak dick! xD
ErinC1991 1 year ago
wow. at 6:00 when he started talking about "natural" things that is exactly how i think. Ive thought that since i was kid and argued it but everyone always thought i was nuts
o1o1s1 1 year ago
This is real zesty!
RevanXIII 1 year ago 2
@RevanXIII ... and Tangy too!
xJarlanx 1 year ago 2
reminds me of working at the honeybaked ham
speedballink00 1 year ago
Perfection !
Ultraevil88 1 year ago
Go home and eat some fuckin' grapes.
crocswsocks 1 year ago 3
3 people like old-fashioned, home-style, gourmet, hearty, zesty, tangy, natural bullshit.
pumarunner88 1 year ago 156
@pumarunner88 in a can.
starcrafter13terran 9 months ago
@pumarunner88 In a can.
MitchyTheKiller 8 months ago
3 ppl need to be executed
vikingsreturn 1 year ago
George Carlin and I share the same birthday :-D
Chelseaness09 1 year ago
I agree with the "natural" part so much XD
greendaylover12345 1 year ago
i want to like this but like is at 420 and i wolnt be the one to fuck that up
Unclecreepy69 1 year ago 2
@Unclecreepy69 Two guys just fucked it up...Just Like it already!
rawrtities 1 year ago
no fuckin chocolate
barleythere83 1 year ago
actually "100% orange juice " labes are approved by the FDA so the label must be accuragte information hence it really is orange juice
terrodar19 1 year ago
@terrodar19 From Concentrate
PicoriPi 1 year ago
deep dish yak dick lololol
mistaphill 1 year ago
LOL I just realized the new Mcdonald ad used Zesty . I miss this old fuck
vietbuhletz 1 year ago 4
Jeffrey Dahmer XD
vietbuhletz 1 year ago 4
@vietbuhletz --even if you sprinkle parsley on the hair :P
barleythere83 1 year ago
5:36 I died laughing
Crezth 1 year ago
just like the juices -> "100% orange juice"
yeah... wright... 100% bullshit in a bottle....
Cnupoc 1 year ago
how did he die??
terrodar19 1 year ago
@terrodar19
Heart failure:(
TashaRichardsonFan1 1 year ago
he looks wired in tuxedo :(
BudrikEntertainment 1 year ago
We cannot accept that George Carlin died.... He simply outlived his previous body's expiration date and is now in a different one.... George Carlin truly cannot die.
picassopainter2 1 year ago 3
@picassopainter2
Carlin is immortal. Even routines he did 40 years ago ring just as true today as they did then, and things he said can be applied to everything.
chaoszieg 1 year ago
Chocolately-flavored goodness. You know what that means? NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!
00cherry001 1 year ago
Who's in the mood for some candied mooseballs?
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago
@ilovetogofast88 Rocky Mountain Oysters?
SSXtrikE 1 year ago
I'm hungry now.
Recraw7 1 year ago
"hearty as in, Heart Attack!"
nofxmike06 1 year ago
replace organic for gourmet nowadays... if you eat any meat, organic doesn't mean shit, what's more important is that it says grass fed, no antibiotics/steroids just FYI
baihbalm 1 year ago 2
Deep dish, yak dick.
YouthEnergy 1 year ago 2
lemon flavored drink - NO FUCKING LEMON!
PrincessBellanator 1 year ago
I've seen the word gourmet on a box of jelly beans...
Werewolf47 1 year ago
@ 4:50. Just totally George, the ultimate attitude.
snhtown9 1 year ago
He forgot "organic"
d3fil 1 year ago
George Carlin was fantastic. Really sad I didn't hear about him til after he'd gone. R.I.P
MysticVilla 1 year ago
.... then ya go home and eat some fucking grapes
wowspare 1 year ago
I saw natural lemon tea on the bottle of the ice-tea. NO FUCKING LEMON!
TashaRichardsonFan1 1 year ago
How about crunchy LOL
TashaRichardsonFan 1 year ago
Deep Dish Yak Dick. a real old fashioned, New York style, gourmet treat.
jamesdouglastx 1 year ago
The guy with the weird giggle is pissing me off.
TheSchimmi 1 year ago
@TheSchimmi Why the hell did you make me notice that! You bastard!
Norgesmann 1 year ago
I laugh so much that i can't breathe.
TashaRichardsonFan 1 year ago
My favorite comedian ever
R.I.P George
captianmorgan1000 1 year ago
my favorite line from this special was, "take a little of the cuffs and cut his nuts off"
artistsandbox 1 year ago
Right on George! I don't eat processed shit anyway
Fuck you McDonald's
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago 2