Great clip...It started a craze with my friends and me...anytime we have the misfortune to have to travel across the border to England we always get the windows on the car down and shout "Poofs!" as we pass the border sign post. Great for breaking up the journey and the kids love it! :D
because after England forced incorporating Union with the Scots in 1707 their history and language were decimated and within a century the diaspora of Scots would take place. They aren't 'normal' as you suggest because they weren't allowed to know their own history or culture thanks to England's dominating and controlling ministerial policies.
I know this from working on my PhD in Scottish history. It's time the Scots got back their pride and honour and I hope in some small measure to help.
Yes, with your help and the grace of god, these poor downtrodden scotsmen (who now run the uk, get free healthcare and university education paid for by the english (who dont also enjoy these benefits) will somehow manage to drag themselves up out of the mire where they have apparently been languishing and resentful for only THREE HUNDRED YEARS after the events that so badly affected them.
I think you might find that many of them have luckily managed to "move on" without your help though.
@gug1970 It would be only fair to mention that the so called 'benefits' from england are most likely paid for by the North Sea Oil revenues...which were so disgracefully claimed from the Scots that discovered it, by an english Thatcher government...and of course buried from the public under shouts of "union, union" as a pish excuse for englands pigfaced greed and oppression it is so famous for WORLDWIDE. face it..... england - pooooooofs.
@notenglishandproud I think if you came south you'd realise that probably the majority of the english agree with scottish independence.
I think you'll find that "your" north sea oil and gas was known about from the 1970's onwards. I suppose thats the cunning english tricking you out of "your" oil 300 years earlier so you wouldnt suspect our cunning.
Oh, those english devils oppressing the poor wee scots !
i'm English and i fucking love McGlashan and Absolutely....I favourited this clip long ago as it never ever fails to crack me up. Genius.
albion7000 1 year ago
People commenting are aware that this is a piss take, right?
socrateswept 1 year ago
POOFS!
jimziky 1 year ago
What exactly does he shout? "Prrrrrrrr....what?"
funlivelife 2 years ago
he shouts 'poofs'
mikederob 2 years ago
lol you can watch the amazing Absolutely prog on 4OD, if found it the other day and i still say its the best scetch show ever made
keflar5 2 years ago
lmao theres tons like him
varangianway 2 years ago
Great clip...It started a craze with my friends and me...anytime we have the misfortune to have to travel across the border to England we always get the windows on the car down and shout "Poofs!" as we pass the border sign post. Great for breaking up the journey and the kids love it! :D
gmurrayscott 3 years ago
Can anyone remember "Mac"
BottomBoosh 3 years ago
Years later i still piss myself at this and many other Absolutely clips
albion7000 3 years ago
sadly there are many scots like him
mattwsims80 3 years ago
auch away and shite ...its a bit of fun...
fionaandalan 3 years ago 4
Aye and your point is?
TartanBear 3 years ago
why can't they be normal
mattwsims80 3 years ago
coz ur a twat
skedsojunior2k8 2 years ago
because after England forced incorporating Union with the Scots in 1707 their history and language were decimated and within a century the diaspora of Scots would take place. They aren't 'normal' as you suggest because they weren't allowed to know their own history or culture thanks to England's dominating and controlling ministerial policies.
I know this from working on my PhD in Scottish history. It's time the Scots got back their pride and honour and I hope in some small measure to help.
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gug1970 2 years ago
Yes, with your help and the grace of god, these poor downtrodden scotsmen (who now run the uk, get free healthcare and university education paid for by the english (who dont also enjoy these benefits) will somehow manage to drag themselves up out of the mire where they have apparently been languishing and resentful for only THREE HUNDRED YEARS after the events that so badly affected them.
I think you might find that many of them have luckily managed to "move on" without your help though.
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JediMasterCheryl 2 years ago
@gug1970 It would be only fair to mention that the so called 'benefits' from england are most likely paid for by the North Sea Oil revenues...which were so disgracefully claimed from the Scots that discovered it, by an english Thatcher government...and of course buried from the public under shouts of "union, union" as a pish excuse for englands pigfaced greed and oppression it is so famous for WORLDWIDE. face it..... england - pooooooofs.
notenglishandproud 1 year ago
@notenglishandproud I think if you came south you'd realise that probably the majority of the english agree with scottish independence.
I think you'll find that "your" north sea oil and gas was known about from the 1970's onwards. I suppose thats the cunning english tricking you out of "your" oil 300 years earlier so you wouldnt suspect our cunning.
Oh, those english devils oppressing the poor wee scots !
gug1970 1 year ago
Still hilarious after all these years :D
Glampers 3 years ago
Go on McGlashan! Love Absolutely, this is class stuff, pishin masel.
telboy1966manu 3 years ago 2
Absolutely are great! really funny. Love McGlashan and stoney bridge!
OverlapFilms 4 years ago
A did this from a Train when a wiz 18!! Except it was another word hehe...
NokturnalCelt 4 years ago
The Wee Looks Over the Shoulder when he rides off are classic as well!
Dave1297 4 years ago 3
one of the funniest things ever
lutonlutonalltheway 4 years ago 2
Roars with laughter...I love , love, love McGlashan xx
johntomthebomb 4 years ago
and thats funny how
danjleigh 4 years ago
lol
youngrussianfollower 4 years ago
LMAO Pishin' masel
RoryBhoy1957 4 years ago 2
I always wanted to do that!! lol
HighlandFilm 4 years ago
Well said McGlashan
sophieewohaa 4 years ago
haha tremendous!!! lol
Estragones 4 years ago
hahahahahaha oh im laughing hard :P good one
indigocat25 5 years ago
superb!!
ttazi 5 years ago
lmao this is really funny i love absolutely
headworx5 5 years ago
hilarious
mety33 5 years ago