W.M.D. PSA

[21robertman]

has anyone noticed this video has 1234 likes? thats awesome

[AnimeChic127]

WERE ALL THESE UPLOADED ON THE SAME DAY? XD

[preflighthawk97]

@AnimeChic127 yes

[AnimeChic127]

@preflighthawk97 win.

[purelyawsome]

YEAH! No comercials this time!!!!

[redarmo25]

ermmmm what's a psa?? i'm guessing a is advice...

[Tylerandskye27]

@redarmo25 Public service announcement

[gunzmstr]

violence iz never a 2nd resort i use it az my 1st

[BiggyIsVerySmalls]

Best exscuse 4 killing someone:

i didnt do it, the gun did

[AdmiralOfTheAir]

Violence is never the answer.

Unless the question is, "What is never the answer?"

If you answer with violence, then you wrong!

Because violence is never the answer.

[gunzmstr]

my fave W.M.D. iz the bluez(reds suck bluez rok)\m/

[AlphaDogFilms]

Why doesnt Sarge talk, you can't hear him

[snipesnrifles]

I stock pile mass amounts of vfx nerve agent

[proudn00b77]

Dang it! One of the speakers in my headphones is out!!!!!

[WeAre4RealGamers]

@proudn00b77 same here

[asdfjklasdfjklish]

Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs kill people



[TehHotRoD]

"But today weren't not here to talk to you as famous actors"- Dick Simmons

"That's right *dick* " - Dexter Griff

[enjoiskater323]

you cock bite hahaha

[MarkVIOperator]

with head phones, Grif is in the left headphone and Simmons is on the right headphone

[Kzzori]

@MarkVIOperator same thing w/ 2 speakers :P

[Pyrosity]

@MarkVIOperator Uh, yeah. It's stereo. So what?

[Quin881]

@MarkVIOperator So that's why I can't hear him.

[SocialDeth]

"cock" bite" "Rooster" teeth"

[plymouthdodgewrecks]

Did Grif forget his script or something? I can't hear him at all...

[MrWhateverTHATmeans]

i can only hear half :(

and transcriptions come up as a bunch of crazy nonsense. seriously turn them on its like reading a mexican's english assignment

[MrWhateverTHATmeans]

i can only hear half :(

[OmegaBlue69]

Come on, nerve gas is fun for parties!

[Redmoon963]

omg i wish u hadn't put there voices on one speaker my left one is not working so... yea

[Bestmanme08]

Google "Saddam's WMD:Discovery and Denial" and see there were wmd in Iraq!

[naraku578]

the easiest way to solve a problem is to kill all those who oppose you (it always works but may create more problems)

[TheWaluigiman1]

The only time Church's sniper rifle ever hit something was when tucker nailed tex in the ass with it. Bo chica bow wow.

[ChaosZero102]

@TheWaluigiman1 no, there was also that time where in Reconstruction where Church nailed The Meta in the ankle after some major bouncing.

[C0n1um]

Dear RedvsBlue people, i've decide not to waste time by telling you how many of your videos i like, so unless i give a thumbs down (oh, like that will happen), i like them all, except when Sarge kills Grif (displace anger toward father issues).

[IamKoreanMan]

0:01



[Elevatorshere]

W.M.D. = Weapons of Math Distraction, plus, are you telling me no one else here stockpiles nerve gas, am I the only one?

[stupidmonkey7777]

@Elevatorshere I stockpile nukes, does that count?

[Elevatorshere]

@stupidmonkey7777 nukes are good when the zombies invade, but what are you gonna do when your neighborhood gets invaded by Soviets? that is why I go with nerve gas

[stupidmonkey7777]

@Elevatorshere I don't have to worry about the Soviets. They are no longer around! But nerve gas would be useful if the Chinese decide to invade us.

[Elevatorshere]

@stupidmonkey7777 THAT'S JUST WHAT THE SOVIETS WANT YOU TO THINK!

[sdmitch16]

@Elevatorshere I thought radiation created zombies :-? Napalm destroys all!

[commanddoc09]

Grif comes out the left earphone and simmons comes out the right and Chruch does too

[MrVickdude]

thumbs up if you hate thumbs up comments

[adamkc0]

@MrVickdude i do hate them...but dont you see the paradox youve created with your comment?using thumbs up comments to eradicate thumbs up comments isnt the way to go.dont sink to their level!

[tehubernessofuber]

You cockbite!

[SeanMusicFreak]

God damn you Google ads!

[kalabquake]

@SeanMusicFreak oh at first i read google aids

[snowfox95]

Lol they each speak thru the different headphones so now i can block simmons out :)

[Soundwaveification]

love how grif responds to church's red suck blue rules

[Soundwaveification]

love how grif responds to church's red suck blue rules

[InvaderTex]

Why wasnt simmons making any sound?

[Ph4rQ]

I see you, oh yea!..I see you up there buddy! lol

[tobiis1]

LOL you cock bite

yea i bet that one hurt

[Twismyer]

WAIT did church actually hit someone with the sniper?

[SGRezca]

Yes he did, or at least it is implied that he did. However, he DID hit Wyoming in the head, but Wyoming's special skill 'reset time' and he never remembered it happened. He also landed a fluke ricochet hit also.

[ChaosZero102]

@SGRezca Yeah, when he hit the META in the ancle in Reconstruction wasn't it?

[steelJ4RV1S]

@SGRezca he hit 3 things with a sniper? lol thats better than i am :(

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

I was expecting a WMD to be unleashing on the sniper :P

[VIOLASftw]

i LOVE 0:19 when griff says, "that's right dick." i keep forgetting that's simmon's first name. i always die of laughter at that part.

[hjw1906]

if you listen to this with headphones on griff speaks in one ear and simmons in the other.

[delisarnie]

I only had 1 on and I was like...Why is simmons only talking!!!

[Faridmanafov]

i kno i put the volume to the max and put it on my ear, until grif talks...

[Genisisephiroth1]

0:36

Hey Reds, You Suck! Blue Rules!

[Senbonezakura]

Son of a Bitch!

[ds81693]

WMD = Weapons Of Mass Destruction

WMD= Windows Media Device

[nikolai60]

win

[slrmclaren2346]

go that right chaoszero102

[brotendo912]

"jump off a- SON OF A BITCH" lol xD

[darkjak124]

i remember a episode when it was a cop and he had to get the characters from red vs blue to help him i forgot what it is called message me when u know

[Senbonezakura]

Red vs Blue Reconstruction

[TaeKwonDoGuy24]

YOU COCKBITE

[halouser9]

lol

[2The0Camera0Crew9]

hmm...for me i cant here griff

[ekul123114]

in order to hear it you need a working right and left speaker...i think...

[scdisp200]

Griff is on the left channel at the beginning, then switches to right when he runs across the screen....hope this helps you troubleshoot

[Dart11112]

yeah. rooster teeth needs to fix this

[handleydan]

Violence is never the answer..... riiiiight..... LOL

[ChaosZero102]

Violence may not always be the best answer, BUT IT SURE IS ALWAYS THE MOST FUN!!!!! ANYONE AGREE???

[handleydan]

Here here!

[sonicfan1996]

@ChaosZero102 violence isn't the answer, it just helps you forget the question

[ChaosZero102]

@sonicfan1996 That's not what I was saying, I was saying that even if it ain't the answer, it is the most fun option whenever it is isn't it???

[Kzzori]

@ChaosZero102 lets see...take this flag from them and take it to my base? so i shoot em all???

[JamesMuliz]

@ChaosZero102 Violence is not the answer. It is the question. The answer is yes.

[gunzmstr]

@ChaosZero102 u r rite on that my good friend \m/

[mackalexd307]

Wait did church actually hit somethings?!

[brettj001]

public service announcements

[ICExKOLDxKILLA]

what are this PSA episodes?

[AJRead2]

They're sort of non-canon spin-off episodes Rooster Teeth make using the Red vs Blue characters.

[shadow3d1]

Public Service announcements

[TheDeadWarriors]

are the cd's real?

[Rockstarcarter]

great job guys

[KlxAssault]

some one tell me what season 0 is they dont have to do with the story right?

[TheGuardianOfHalo]

season 0 is just some other stuff rooster teeth did with the rvb guys, it has nothing to do with the story

[KlxAssault]

oh

thanks dont understand why they have to make it all confusing tho

[zoeymegmeg]

....i have.. TWO speakers?? O_o;;;

[ReaKtionary]

Two audio channels... Interesting.

[TheBestBrawler]

omg this sux (not the video) but my main speeker dont work and apparently both need to work to here em both

[MBeats64]

lol the first sniper shot scared me

[tnhl77]

strange enough me to i thought it was just me.

[Marianis2305]

I can't hear Simmons.....

[alexwaddell08]

how do i got on this show lol

[pbaby123456]

holy crap!!!!!!

church hit something with the sniper rifle!!!!!!!

[SirCheezey]

@pbaby123456 What are you talking about, church always hits something with the sniper rife... It just so happens 99% of the time itʻs the ground or a wall.

[chibirobo99999]

@pbaby123456 Blasphamy!

[theshawkatman]

@pbaby123456 your gay who ever you are

[killehoho]

@pbaby123456 NOOOO CABOOSE IS SMART I PROMISED MYSELF THE ONLY TIME CHURCH HIT SOMETHING CABOOSE TURNED SMART

[onikjohn3]

more like the web.

[darkflare598]

is it just me, or can no one else hear simons? it's getting pretty annoying 4 me

[halokingmm]

simons come the right speaker so your right spreaker must be broken

[ShinyRayquazza]

I can't hear him either. But my right speaker is broken, so that must be it.

[TopHatKid46]

its just you

[commander9431]

I can hear Simmons, but not Grif.

[Adun4184]

when you say hear do you mean hear him at all or do you mean understand what they are saying?

[pjreddig]

One of your speakers must be off.

[Carcinogenesis]

No, they made it so that the guy on the right talks with the right speaker, and the guy on the left talks with the left speaker. It's pretty neat.

[littleboylitt]

They come from both sides. One guy's voice comes from my right speaker, the other the left, so make sure both speakers are working.

[commander9431]

The wird thing is: both my speakers ARE working, all the time. I hear simmons all the time, but only sometimes I hear grif.

[lhsxcountrychamp]

there is something wrong with either your audio input, or your output.

Both your speakers may be working, but it is the way they are recieveing the sound that is your problem. If they are external... just check your wiring...

If they are internal, try checking or updating your drivers.

That's my guess.

[commander9431]

Okay, thanks.

[jesstheshocker]

I'm so confused... what is this about, exactly?

[danhaan]

calm down haha

[DogLuverMusic81]

is that vic mignogna???

[xboxAlex01]

er there is halo conbat evoved and halo 2 both on pc and i think mac you retart

[Rr1i0o7t]

lern såm inglisch ju, retart.

[croatiandomination]

lol at 0:33 sounds like fry from futurerama

[P90trigger]

what game is that?

[awesomeness4441]

halo

[firekitty222]

halo for PC i belive

[juggalodx4life]

Halo isn't on PC.

[eastkilla5]

lol u dipshit, it is for the Pc go look it up

[FoxHoundX]

WTF ARE You Talking It About Halo and Halo 2 are both for PC

[juggalodx4life]

woa sorry i didn't post that that was my sister bein a dipshit sorry didnt mean to piss peple off

[firekitty222]

Sorry didnt read this until after i send that comment

[firekitty222]

Fucking idoit yes there is, i have it look it up

[squirrelkj]

wat happen to church and the other light blue dude?

[Weapon01]

Church is the one shooting, the other one is probably  doing noting as usual.

[JDDragon2009]

WTF?!?!? i cant HEAR SIMMONS except for when he was screaming!

[bonzoboie]

simmons is on my left ear bud.

so either only one of your speakers works or your using ear buds and only had the right one in

[beko909]

mine is other way round, simmons on right, griff on left

[Hippy10000]

one of your speakers is probably not working

[pctopgs]

kinda brings back memories of Halo CE

[abbiea600]

Simmons reminds me of Donut doing his 'anti-drug lingo'

[disturbedisbetter]

this comercial bullshit is fucking weak utube is making money over everything

[HousecallDoc]

Yeah, fuck those guys for trying to make money off of the free service they provide to the public so they can keep the service free! What jerks!

[jerimiahy]

We could always go back to watching TV. I forgot how much fun it is to sit through commercials 5 min at a time. Bathroom break!

[jerimiahy]

Don't you realize it costs money to bring these licensed TV shows, movies, etc. to us for free? They have to pay royalties for the use on there website. They have to pay there employees. They have to pay for the web host and url. And... of course they want to make a little profit.

[vonte4eva]

Season 0?

[kageyasha12]

Basically the side stories and lessons taught by the cast, not counting reconstruction and the other ones after season 5

[StrikerAver]

Fuck yeah, 777 ratings over here.

Supposedly, that's a number for good luck.

And today is a good day indeed.

New episode will be coming out for Recreation.

[RunAndRat]

well beeer then 666

[PlasmaGodzilla]

I didn't understand a thing Simmons said.

[shadowblade145]

no he says im getting my rifle.

[Contempt619]

it sounds like hes saying rofl but hes saying rifle

[lerbbabes]

i can not understand anythink any1 is saying

can sum1 pleased help???

[Blythe31]

wtf are you talking about? are you illiterate or something?

[lerbbabes]

i meant on the vid fucktard

[cruelht]

rifle

[itubeyoudont]

now i think he says rifle XD

[gh0stcrash3r]

To sugar833

Simmons is saying

"In our show, Red vs. Blue, we poke fun at things such as the military lifestyle and weapons of mass destruction." Sniper shots "Im sure some of you have encountered weapons of mass destruction in your daily lives. In fact, you may have some freinds that think its 'cool' to stock-pile on VX Nerve Gas. They may say 'Everyone is doing it' but if they told you to jump off a- Sunova Bitch!" The rest is retty easy

[Thedeadlyspoonmaker]

no lol, he says "I'm getting my rifle" =)

[Robloxfan888]

it does sound like "rofl" lol

[sugar833]

can anybody tell me what simmons is saying?

[xXPunkMauXx]

244th coment lol

[Kakashirules1]

Hahaha funny i am amused

[Penguinspark]

icant here simmons some times

[jewjistu72]

woh. 666 ratings 0.o

[WilliamBonneau]

LIE! look at it now :P

[THEIRISHSKR]

i guess i should stop stock piling nerve gas and sell it on the black market be4 i get caught then is that right?

[DATurner1000]

wait a minute, so i shouldn't be stock piling VX nerve gas? haha that was hilarious

[ENEXETHECOLD]

T_T he didnt shoot simmons

[ToaFlipyap]

Cockbite=LMAO.

[ilovefunnyamv2nd]

wow, did church actually hit a target? @_@

[montyurl158]

dick simmons 0.o

[Moonlight150]

Dick was a popular name back in the 70's and 80's and a little in the 90's, ever since halfway through the 90's and especially in the 2000 era, dick has been given as the name for a penis. thats why you dont hear the name Dick anymore unless you watch a old tv show or movie

[SuperStormtrooper124]

what does PSA stand for?

[ANIMEMASTER1111]

Public Service Announcement.

[xxUFFxx]

whats WMD?

[k2ller2abc]

weapons of mass destruction