Fear of a Brown Planet - White People

[SezRanz]

I love him!!



[takadi]

hahaha awesome....fuck whitey

[ohsnapiam59]

He's pretty funny.

[prettiblackbuttafly]

Dude had me rolling, lmao! "You don't have a white friend?? You should definitely get one." I was dead.

[nimra85]

I want to share this on facebook but im so scared i'll offend someone! But u guys are hilarious, cant believe this is the first time im watching this stuff!

[nimra85]

Just randomly found your vids, bloody hilarious! I have to see your show live

[MsClyde57]

unfortunately we all see the worst things is any culture not the good things. Not all aboriginals have a drinking problem, not all Muslims treat women badly, not all while people are racist "nazis". Why don't we all just judge each other as individuals, not enmasse.

[dadaddymak]

25 white australians didnt like it lmao

[NoWhiteGenocide]

Every white country on the planet is forced to become multicultural and multiracial. EVERY white country is told to end its own race and culture. No one asks that of ANY non-white country. Immigration and intermarriage is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries.

Anti-whites call themselves "anti-racists", but their actions lead to the elimination of one race and only one race, my race, the white race. The true goal of anti-racism is to wipe out my race.

It is genocide.

[SCFili]

gold! keep up the good work, and dead prez ftw!

[Micrsiro]

haha its so funny how whites have so many 'harmless' jokes about blacks and asians, but as soon as someone puts any shit on us we freak out and start calling them racist.

[eHoysted]

they are good :) so true

[MrJuide]

This guy is half nigger, he should be ashamed.

[rafsta001]

@MrJuide that's racist!

[weiyuho]

@MrJuide ur mum wasnt afraid riding him last nite

[agents1986]

@MrJuide subhuman white person detected

[dadaddymak]

@MrJuide and you are a stupid aussie lol

[TheUndertakerSaysRIP]

@MrJuide how is he half black... just because his skin is dark it doesn't mean he is black... Chinese have light skin, does that mean they are Caucasians?

[mazeightysix]

LOL last parts the best xx

[mazeightysix]

DEAD PREZ xxx

[NickSoTalented777]

Lol thisndude is funny

[whutps]

ok , im not even going to bother reading all the comments , but STOP with the my race is better bullshit . every time you say something like that . your race will become worse than the one your competing against because of your lack of tolerance . equality for all . every race has its ups and downs , and to think one is superior is comparing apples and oranges .

think before you post

[whutps]

@ktwppl stop with this pride bull shit , equal rights , if you want to encourage "demonic white people " to act this way , keep posting single minded , racist comments like this . stop promoting the vicious circle . dick

[tubeyoube66]

yeah this guy is right! white people are racists alcoholics who beat their wifes. I hate racism that's why I hate white people cause they all the same, racist.

Lets bring in more Pakistanis and Bangladeshis and civilise these racist rednecks

[wendycopeland100]

Wow. Most of you folks seem pretty scary. And the ones who make the claim of being tolerant too often say something racist in the next breath...white, black, & brown alike. Best of luck with that. Peace from Whitey :).

[Superstrat1990]

@MrSatanXx That muscle doesn't count for shit we are the ultimate species on earth monkey boy :)

[PakehaRabbit14]

Tell us,anti-whites, why is it "good" when white cities are flooded with millions of? non-whites until white people become minorities and then disappear from an area entirely?

They are doing it to the Tibetans it is called Genocide.

They are doing it to the? Palestinians it is called Genocide.

When they do it to white people, it is called "anti-racism" "Celebrating Diversity" "Looking forward to the Inevitable Brown Future".

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white

[PakehaRabbit14]

Black countries for the Blacks,

Asian countries for the Asians,

Isreal for the Jews and only the Jews or you are an anti-semite,

and of course every White country and only White countries are for everyone or you must be a evil racist.

Anti-whites say they want "diversity" but what they are really supporting is the genocide of MY race since they only want it in every white country and only white countries.

anti-racist is just a codeword for anti-white

[MrVeesworld]

Check my latest video 'White People ask Black People ((STUPID STUFF)

[munaa93]

hahahahah 'cultural food, weetbix' hahahahh

[truckart]

first time coming across this...this dude's AWESOME... love his delivery, and content...just hilarious!

[kjhgfydkt]

season finally of home and away!!!! i love it!!!!!

[clownbaton]

Wow. Imagine if a white guy got up and said racist jokes? Double standard. I like how you "jokingly" completely disregard that nearly every major advance in the modern world was by whites. Seriously, you probably get this a lot, but if you don't like it here leave. Wait, wherever you're from is most probably a hole.

We may very well use your number system but we've done more with it than the rest of the world combined. I'm so sick of this anti-white garbage.

[malcolmgarveyhueyy]

White people would know nothing if it was not for brown people...literally.it was a 'gift' from Indians.White people didn't ameliorate the inventions; only took credit for what black, brown and other ethnicity's did... and really?"a hole"?im sure you could have come up with a better description than that with your 'white superiority' and all.why are you watching ethnic muslim humour anyway: purely to hate?...oh right so that we can admire your 'intelligence'!Narcissistic xenophobe.

[KumarZimmerman08]

@malcolmgarveyhueyy Oh im sorry did Africans invent planes? what about electricity did they have electricity in their mud huts? oh yeah they definitely invented space shuttles too.. inferior white people just stole the advanced knowledge of the black man in the mud huts right ? ;)

[truckart]

@clownbaton all white ppl did was invent bombs and commit mass murder.... they're v. good at that. Go travel the world and broaden your horizons, and get out of your own hole.

[HybridD91]

@clownbaton "I'm so sick of this anti-white garbage" Hmmm..I wonder why there's anti-white sentiment? You have your ancestors to blame for that but of course I don't blame you because you didn't do anything, just like you didn't contribute anything you take credit for.

[MrShayneOneill]

@clownbaton Dude, I'm a white guy too, and I think this is hilarious, and a bit true too!

Its comedy dude, its not pulling its punches but you don't have to commit suicide over it, just think bro.

[KumarZimmerman08]

@clownbaton Yeah a brown world = 3rd world. Look at Africa and Haiti thats the future of the brown planet.

[Souljah808]

@clownbaton how about this .. if you dont like us making fun of you .. gtfo out of our lands .. yes we get to make fun of you and in return you get to rule the fucking world and commit mass murder, participate in world conquest and genocide. You wanna switch roles ... racist jokes for racist acts of violence .. keep your advancements, i'll gladly trade this laptop in for freedom, independence, and autonomy in my ancestral homelands

[tanoAE86]

@clownbaton dont like it? then leave.

[angeltears87]

@clownbaton

Lol we hear racism against muslims from everywhere including parliament. Including Gillard praising Israeli for bombing palestinian civilians.

Double standards? You can start whinging when you get bombed for your skin colour you racist piece of shit.

Oh and I am white :)

[mavriksfan11]

@clownbaton There are plenty who do that. In fact, I saw a big fat white guy do race jokes in a pre-dominantly black room. He got lots of laughs.

I know it's so hard to be white in the 21st century but try and realize that it's not what you make it out to be.

[xSYNDICATEDx]

In yo face wiggas

[snoiprocs16]

Hi's comedy is very intelligent.

[VinnyCons]

He's hot.

[18744cal]

'some of my best friends are white' lmao i thought that was a british racist thing, just shows racist people are the same everywhere they are. The amount of times you hear that line 'im not racist some of my best friends are black and brown' lol this dude is the bomb! lol keep keepin it real man

[661Sunshine]

we should fucking lynch this nigger

[MrHowToDoIt]

@661Sunshine

Way to prove his point retard...

[KingOfForest22]

@661Sunshine lol what a cute troll, good luck with that.

[Samuel115s]

is that guy indian

[hiatusinc]

@Samuel115s Bangladeshi. 

[HaideryJatt]

@hiatusinc Pakistani.. dont mislead people.

[smutda15]

This guy is hilarious. Love the sharp, smart humour, so ironic. Wish we had funny comedians like this in Canada.

[sabiha96]

@smutda15 this guy's great, and im from Aussie so im hell proud! :D but Canada does have awesome comedians too! case and point- Russell Peters! :D

[dukeluke2000]

@smutda15 we do russel peters

[smutda15]

This guy is hysterical. Such smart, sharp comedy! Love the irony of it :)

[MrPenis1989]

If I were to do what he's doing, I'd be called a racist!

[sandinyourshoes]

@MrPenis1989, are you white?

[MrPenis1989]

@ktwppl wtf?!

[magneticdreamer]

@ktwppl lol, you sound like a nazi stuck in a brown body :P plz dont make us brown people sound as agro as the whites mentioned in the video ♥

[artyomjackson]

Good commentary on prejudices

[thepatelll]

suuuuuuch a cutie

[zaazi123]

@ktwppl oh shut up you ignorant fuck and stop spouting bullshit

[aaa333ify]

We Caucasians are not the ones with the problem. He seems to have a problem with us.

[justcallmejoeable]

hahaha ya!!! fuck white ppl!!!

[misscamara12]

He's cute. I usually don't like the aussie accent, but he has a good accent.

[SuperCrazyIdiot]

i was there when he did this! :D

[avaAVAava]

Funny gug but a little misiformed. the muslims didn't "invent" numbers and math and science . The "Arabic" numerals came from the Hindus.

[QuranTafseer]

@avaAVAava Muslims introduced them to the world and also the english numbers are now called "arab numerals" since they resembe them e.g. 1, 9 , 10 etc are still used in arabic also 3. I do agree with you but people fail to realise that "algebra" and geometry are more or less islamic inventions, lol i will see if i can send you a link : )

[curiouswill76]

very cool

[jbody19]

Amazing..suck it haters..y'all losers.

[tonybarry100]

OMG i couldnt stop laughing!

[trev1049]

This guy is Aussie as I went to Uni with him, and he is one of the friendliest and sincerist guys, comedians are there to test boundarie and point out flaws in humanity and he does a brilliant job at it!

[AbuTajAlDeen]

@trev1049 I've met Aamer on one occasion too (Same with Nazeem, but a different time and place.) Masha'Allah both are awesome and laid back guys, very genuine.

[TopazRah]

Hilarious! :)

[ethengar11]

to all who say aussies are racist. this is in australia. i'm a white australian and this is funny.

[msquestionmark]

he's so un-funny!

[syeda92]

@msquestionmark i guess you're white

[Sharn33babee]

hey aamer guess what im gunna stabe u

btw i dnt have a drinkin problem nah joke lol

xx

[breakaway07]

he's cute.

[bintabi]

He says, to white people in the dark audience, "Look at you, you're beautiful...you're glowing."

[08AMANI]

I'M AN AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN PROUD TO BE. THIS IS TO FUNNY BECAUSE THEIR IS TRUTH IN WHAT HE IS SAYING LOL. KEEP THEM COMING LMAO!

[banginlikean808]

dead prez :) one.

[narcissusnarcosis891]

this is hilarious i am a proud australian its still funny shut the fuck up and have some tolerance

[SpikyDane]

@narcissusnarcosis891 sadly most whites are like you.

[hilletehnoob]

@narcissusnarcosis891 "Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society" Aristotles

[rojezo666]

hes funny. sydney riots were a long time coming tho.

[topsidesoul]

Shut the fuck up aussie and proud.

Change your fucking tampon you whiney bitch!

Were you that dickhead all of triple J were laughing at because you threatened to shoot them (from the audience) with a sawn off?

Ahhh open threats youll never have the balls to do.

[MJforever5690]

hahahahaha 'not much of a dancer though'

[aussieandproud]

Fear Of A Brown Planet = Racist as all fuck, seriously if white people is all you can talk and rant on about i think it's time you migrated back to india, but no you wont cause Australia is better and you know it, cause our culture gives us a better country, your culture is the reason your parents left India dickheads.

[irightwrongs]

@aussieandproud your reaction to foabrownplanet only confirms what he's saying. Sure foabrownplanet may come across as racist, but I don't see how being racist yourself really justifies anything that you say...it sort of undermines it.

I mean I just watched your video's and you seem resentful of other cultures. I was just as taken aback with your video's as you probably were with foabrownplanet. I hope you realize one day that not all people from other cultures are threats and are nice people.

[lebuuu]

@aussieandproud - Hahahaha.

Get your facts right. Just because he is brown does NOT mean he is Indian.

Go hit yourself with an encyclopedia :)

[aussieandproud]

@lebuuu He directly targets white people in the Audience, by the way he is indian he even says his indian relative if he acts aussie blah blah in one of his videos, he is the racist loser plain and simple, i could get up on stage and say heard of that stand up show... Fear of an indian telemarketer, or cant understand the inidian taxi driver.

[lebuuu]

@aussieandproud - I KNOW he is not Indian seeing as I was hanging with him just a couple of days ago & he is the same nationality as me - ding ding, yup you're right. I'm not Indian.

Yeah, he does target white people. But ask yourself WHY? He's targetting "white" people and mocking the stereotypes they have of all "brown" people.

These are all stereotypes that all of us "brown" people know and recognise, hence we can laugh about it when he gets up and addresses these issues with humour.

[LDcruz]

@aussieandproud

lol the guy is most probably pakistani, which is pretty much the same damn thing anyway.

i agree though, this crap comedian should be sent back over to his caste system society where he will get shitted on for being really dark.

[lebuuu]

@LDcruz He's Bangladeshi.

jeeez didn't realise crap comedians won so many awards!

Shitted on for being dark? What a ridiculously arrogant, not to mention racist, thing to say.

[gangster2triggaz]

@LDcruz

i bet your mum wasnt saying that when he fucked her

[idSuperego]

@LDcruz It's not the same thing LDcruz, and I'm sure heaps of people would be offended by statements like that. India and Pakistan had a bloody (bloody as in, with a lot of blood) war over it, and Pakistan and Bangladesh had an even bloodier war over their different identities.

[u1sewa]

pray to god u never meet me.....i will fuck up ur face so bad that u will forget ur face

[TheRickastley3]

He's not Indian, he's Bangladeshi, which is funny because it's pretty much the most shittest nation on earth. They should solve their own problems before they accuse us of being racist. Fuken Muslims

[bengaliefreeaak]

@TheRickastley3 : Okk, idont know what your freaking problem is insulting bengladeshis this way (maybe you dont have any friends, maybe you have a freaking sucky life, idont know) but seriously you should go get a life before insulting us because no one freaking forced you to see this video at the first place & you are just writting these shit in here because you are scared and you feel safe wriiting shitt behind a freaking computer where no one knows who you freaking are ! go get a life loser !

[bengaliefreeaak]

@TheRickastley3 & by the way, not all bangladeshis are muslim ! because iam bangladeshi and iam hindu ! Freaking no life loser hiding behind a computer scared to face the world !

[BluThunder247]

@TheRickastley3 A bit hypocritical there! You just proved you are a racist! ignorance is bless! you sir need to be educated!

[whutps]

@TheRickastley3 " accuse of of being racist " , " fuken muslims" . . . . . . piss of ya daft cunt

[HildsTru]

This is brilliant!!.. they really find a way to communicate with a terrific sense of humour. Considering 8 out of 10 people in Australia don't know anything about Islam (except what they heard on the media). This is a terrific alternative to offer different perspective on the real Islam as a religion. Kudos!

[sebs82]

HAHAHAHHA this guy is gold!!!

[LDcruz]

i lolled at this...pure ignorance considering that mathematics was around WAYYYYYYYY before islam. to be blunt, when was the last time muslim civilization invented anything of note? 1300's? european civilzation has by far, contributed the most to modern civilization than any other.

[RaymondCorrigan]

@LDcruz

Counting was around before Arab civilisations (the first BTW, see Mesopotamia AKA "The cradle of civilisation.")

But counting is not math. Dogs can count.

Arabs invented the number 0, allowing big numbers, multiplication etc. They also invented the abacus(2500BC), algebra (800AD) and the scientific method (1021AD).

Islam stopped the progress though, same as Christianity.

Europe was lucky that Gutenberg invented the printing press allowing them to copy Greek civilisation and catch up.

[fafasafina]

@LDcruz

Although the concept of 'mathetmatics' existed, Muslim scholars formulated such mathematics as algebra, trigonomotry, spherical geometry and arithmetic that refined mathematics and made it into an actual thing. t's a very flippant comment to say that Islam has created nothing of note from the 1300s (to be precise, it's the 1600s) seeing as the Western civilisation is built on Islamic findings (if you don't believe me, read: What Islam Did For Us by Tim Wallace Murphy)

[fafasafina]

@LDcruz Western civilisation has taken so much through colonialism and the Muslim World, claiming it to be it's own findings, read 'White Man's Burden' by William Eastley, that'll give you perspective on what we're dealing with.

Culturally the 'West' would be nothing if not for the forces around that shaped it into what it is. I resent that people assume that the West is a beacon of enlightenment when it really only steals cultural traits and purports them as their own.

[LDcruz]

no one is placing the west as a beacon of light, but its absolute ludicrous to dismiss that the west is the major contributor to modern civilization. western contribution only a sandwich? try trains, planes, cars etc..? we don't even need to mention western scientific breakthroughs in both the fields of medicine and physics. before we even go on to west "stealing", maybe muslim arabs should stop trying to claim invention of firearms since thats clearly chinese.

[PaPPaE]

Keep representing Aamer!

[Kashifpk1988]

white peoples contribution to civilisation... breakfast cereal :)

[mungonpoo]

nooooo....the industrial revolution....your welcome haha

[Kashifpk1988]

Home and Away.

[nivosexy]

Season finale of what?

[Dboy7777]

How does being racist against Anglo Australians prove that they are racist?

[RaSaUsproductions]

lolo

[thejuicemedia]

hahah very very funny! and true. : /

[soobzy]

haha thats pretty funny. never heard of this guy

[bodyanti]

absolutely brilliant