How was your first time?

[Damnedsoul53]

eww why would she want that rude slob

[ASEKD]

my first time was in the movie theater and my dumb bitch cried -_-

[solange0001]

@ASEKD So....she was a dumb bitch because she wasn't ready? Hmm.....

[matttylove]

fuck shawnda

[SweetJaneofGoth]

Like I wuz at a party and was really drunk. Some girls came along and said "let's make her one of us" So my first wuz a lesbian threesome gangbang and I'm still with Maggs. Sumtimes we have a threesome with a guys and Maggs helps by going down on me to make me cum while I'm being fucked. My parents never suspected that I'm gay cuz I'm a little angel.

[Dada8282]

ewww a crackhead what if she had diseases uh ??uhhhh???

[queensupreme2]

FROM A CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[Onegurrrlrev]

The husband is so LOUD, interruptive and perverse. But I really like the wife. She's nice.

[puffy212]

ROTFL! wow really fatman? LOL like seriously? a CRACKHEAD?! dawm, smh *gets up, walks away*

[xoxocandice17xoxo]

"you was fucking fucking fucking"

LMAO, whooo that shit made me LAUGH SOOO HARD

[rawr4mebby]

I was 14 with my current boyfriend and he couldn't get it in. Tried a month later. For me? Eh. Nothing to brag about. He came and jumped across my bed lol.

[avrilsohot009]

My first time was with my girlfriend, I had just turned 16. She was 17. We were in my room, in the dark at like 1 or 2am and we just decided to go all the way.

My first time was good. Thankfully.

[MC00315]

fat man scoop lmao!!!!!!

[jeffreynguyen1993]

lol, if that crackhead is out there, thanks! haha

[Onegurrrlrev]

@jeffreynguyen1993 real respectful saying that when your wife is there. :p

[uiwi]

From a CRACKHEAD B LOL!! Damn nigga u wild as a ma'fucker!!

[young25swag]

i was 14 and i had nooooo clue wtf i was doin'. but SHE did!!! LMAO

[brucenatelee]

I know this is wrong, but now I'm wishing that my area had crackheads...

[young25swag]

lmao!!! crack heads do alot more than just give virgins head. u do not want that in your neighborhood. TRUST ME!!

[slickslipslimey]

ctfu wow crackheads

[pello777]

Yeah tell him like it is Bro, Crackheads can mess up a whole neighborhood.

[interpolluter29]

Shaunda is like, "If you even think about writing a book about this, we aren't staying together. I'm sorry." Hehe!

[musicwrest]

rotflmaooooo!!! crackhead daymnnn

[wirzizak]

PCH long beach hotel. my sexual experiance .i paid a bich to suck my dick and eat my asshole.that was 5 years ago and im still STD free baby!

[LBLOONEY69]

haha that hotel is tha shit =D 5 blocks from my house =D

[noneedchick]

you guys are hilarious

[PureImagination88]

I told myself plenty of times to try to remember the moment but now it's hard to remember it completely.

[tubby1969]

I first time: 2 minuts and I got the herps. no joke

[brucenatelee]

STDs is no joke man. But to be honest, I think there's a cure for what most people believe there isn't one for. Who knows what tests they've done, or how often?

[Dada8282]

HHA SO FUNNNYxD

[luvsavvydepp]

your welcome!

[keonte900]

lmfao man a crack head!?!?

[Doeboy555]

lmao crack head

[bo0ogeyWoman]

mine was something to forget! lmao but i guess practice makes perfect...

[Bak3dB3an]

loool! that man is insane, Scoop you funny!

"If that crack head is watching, hey Thanks"

LMAO!

[mosweetT]

Love you guys!

[PlayboyDaSexSymbol]

i love the end hilarious 5 stars

[LittleBittaSinnin]

hey.... thanks.

rofl!

[nHisImage]

LOLOL! Scoop is too funny!

[juiceegapeach]

LOL...that's a damn shame! hahaha

[bimbo1700]

My first blow was a crack head too go Scoop

[00Pablo01]

looooooooool

[SFREEMUSIC]

ive seen some thick ass crack heads.. so dont assume skinny, dirty and stinky crackheads we see on tv..... I feel you Scoop, never done it before , but I feel you...

[MoNayToOU]

LMAO ... Scoop is too hilarious !

[Peachis911]

kinda painful rather forget it all togethwer I was 19 my first time

[Peachis911]

from a crack head you could have gotten aids thank God you didn't and yes you can get aids getting head because if she has sours in her more or if her gums bleed it can effect you I asked my doctor jus to make sure that's what he told me

[Efferts]

I was a teen & a quick lay at prom on a yacht. She told me to shaddup & look pretty..

I finished with stained slacks & sharp pain in the pelvis.

[biofear101]

head from a crackhead lmao

[michtenn16]

loooool

[Nefitara]

It's a day I'll never forget!.. besides being painful it was good.

[skystat23]

1st time i fucked it was with a girl i knew 6 hours adn i never saw her again but the nut was good

[bigjayboogie]

my first time I got busted...kind of...her aunt walked in on us right as it was getting really good....

[Tenebrae1979]

I beginning to worry about when I'll get a NEXT time :)

[rogermoore27]

My first experience was with my right hand under the sheets. Maybe that's why I'm a right-hander....

[nitrousboy0311]

:D Me too...

[chopemup2]

LOL!!! triff

[ElitistPretzelEater]

Wasnt really anything special. On his sisters couch because he was already wearing a condom. We were joking around about how I didnt have a toothbrush, but he had a mint condom.

Anyways, it didnt hurt or anything. Didnt feel good, but it didnt hurt. I remember just laying there thinking, Ok, so Im having sex. This is interesting.

[bigboss2015]

"if that crackhead is out there....thanks!" LOL!!!!

[Alphacat]

what meds hes on? lol hes OFF his meds lol

you two are hilarious

[Kevinjamesprojects]

He's lying.

[animechic25]

who lies about getting head from a crackhead? its not like its hard...besides i would be embarresed to admit some shit like that.

[lroybanks410]

lmfao look at scoop face when shanda talking bout her first time...I feel you scoop

[CuRLyPLaYz]

my first tyme was in the backseat of a 95' honda civic. .

[opp811]

LMFAO

i love your husband hes soooo funny the crackhead thank you aat the end, omg you kill me

[106harlem232]

That church is still there. Now everytime I pass it, I will no longer think about God. LOL!

They now have a police unit,parked on that corner because of shootings. So I don't think that crack head is out there anymore.LOL!

[HipHopJun]

Lol Shanda is one hot piece of ass.

[Soulnik]

Scoop, you got a killer memory!

[alphaking32]

LMAO. Head from Crackhead.

[robertantonnyc]

Y'all are funny. Nothing wrong with enjoying sex immensely. lol

[jrcomic02]

First Bitchez lol j/k but on da real do dis couple is AWESOME!!