Cracker - Eurotrash Girl

[276powerroad]

One of the best songs ever written! .

Keep up the good work!

Anders/Powerroad.

[WolfeBear]

All those years ago i heard this on my local NPR, never knew it was done by Cracker (is this the one who was known as Uncle Cracker?)

[n0ns3nse1]

@MrCherubhair1 Better, maybe. Richer, I doubt it. In less debt, definitely.

Also, the fact that you are able to rank hookers by country means you're probably a scumbag.

[MrCherubhair1]

@n0ns3nse1 No i'm not a scumbag, you obviously didn't read his comment, his comment was about hockers mine was in response.

[MJP474]

Awesome thanks::)>>>

[XxARTISTofWARxX]

Why is this attention whore on the left side of my screen?

[gwyntube]

I got a haircut from a old Italian dude today. That my friends, is about as far that you can travel to Europe after a wife and kid.

[unrusty]

@gwyntube I LOL at this!  So true.

[bmanhcb750]

VEVO sucks! What is it's purpose other than to annoy the hell out of my with the stupid adds!

[MsRachelElfezwaty]

@bmanhcb750 so that you can watch the songs for free ^.^

[bmanhcb750]

@MsRachelElfezwaty Let them charge.... then they wont have a website!

[Yinhuwuduan]

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[FrankieStryper]

TImeless, classic.....

[jasonjayindy]

why did they cut out the middle,and end of the song??  now i gotta go lQQk for the real version....

[Mistertbones]

Or you can get their Greatest Hits Redux to listen to a rerecorded version!

[paulvanwagner]

"not available on mobile" - f' me

[scrawnycrow]

We used to play this song every night at the bar we worked at, until Burger King bought the place out and razed it...great memories we had there.

[ToadisMcGoatis]

hollywood and L.A are bolth shitholes

[shufx]

And it's filmed in L.A. LOLz

[snoop12345ful]

12 dislike hahahah dumb people.

[Creigs9]

Isn't L.A. a shithole?

[bonesvette]

I chant "eurotrash" in between every song, at every Cracker show I have been to. And usually they point and veer from the playlist and point at me. It kinda upset my once goth french GF the first couple of times.

[RUPERTDOUGLAS90]

Lol euro trash (( europeans )) are so insecure and poor, just go visit london and you'll see how easy it is to get a euro trash hooker into bed Lol.

[nagyferofan]

@RUPERTDOUGLAS90 London's not in Europe. The English would like to think so, but England is an island. You don't capture the essence of real Europe there, trust me.

Secondly, does your smug American face think that an American hooker is harder to get into bed? Seriously, I'm not sure what drug you're on. At least European hookers know geography.

[BlueMonk25]

@nagyferofan hahaha...good one mate!

[nagyferofan]

@BlueMonk25 Thanks for the support. But... I'm a female... am I still a "mate?" XOXOXOXO

[BlueMonk25]

@nagyferofan well that really depends...doesnt it..haha.."mate"..haha

[menofthechemical96]

@nagyferofan yea but their teeth can be pretty fucked up. and they tend to be really hairy. and if i wanted to have sex with Sasquatch i would get a gorilla suit. screw your snotty british war losing ass.

[MrCherubhair1]

@nagyferofan Actually no, most english don't want to be part of europe so get fucked.

[eesak760]

@RUPERTDOUGLAS90

Maybe you've never been to Hollywood!

[MrCherubhair1]

@RUPERTDOUGLAS90 England and london isn't europe you dumb shit. Many european country's are richer then america, and american hookers are the worst, americans are the insecure and poor ones you fucking lame.

[takerdust]

30 second ad for 4 min video? Go to hell Vevo

[barrytoneable]

I saw Cracker last week in Santa Fe.They were GREAT!

[Lorten1986]

Johnny Hickman is the man.

[8696jesus]

Track number 69 on the Kerosene Hat album.

[marktwain4]

@8696jesus this shit cut too short...69 better!



[amileecopeland]

i get to see them tomorrow! whooo hoooo!

[hogula]

This is the coolest song in history.

[Julag987]

I was there too! Had a great time! Cracker rocks!

[fonetik4o8]

I just saw you guys in san jose music in the park! It was an amazing show, thanks for the music! I've never seen so many people so happy--especially middle-aged people still in their work uniforms just rockin out to this! It was awesome, thanks for bringing happiness to the people!

[malibuconv1968]

@fonetik4o8 i was there and would have gladly paid to see them! one of the best shows i've seen with such a good vibe.

[Fantome1989]

Eurotrash? Who says that besides the negro?

[starcrossedtattoo]

@Fantome1989

dick.

[Fantome1989]

@starcrossedtattoo I know I have a dick. It's a big one too.

[seahag1967]

Hereby dedicated to my hero LIsbeth Salander....

[TheNewestHorizon]

still searchin for my euro trash girl

[thejimmyzshow]

I'm not sure but it might be the coolest song ever laid down.

[markrob904]

Got a tattoo in Berlin

(and a case of the crabs).

A rose and a dagger

on the palm of my hand.

And I'll search the world over

for my angel in black.

Yeah, I'll search the world over

for a Eurotrash Girl.

[PenkemperK9]

Lol european women are so sleazy but I love it

[beinganangeltreon]

Im sure PF is just being cognitively rich yet Id just like it if it was like um, eurogoofgirl or eurogoosegirl (like silly goose) or even eurostraygirl

n I do lots of dumpsterdiving so Im pretty copacetic with actual trash

boston "eurotrash" was a deprecating name given eurotrustfunders that just partied n studied at the States

[steveboy20028]

funny that was actually a hidden track...

[SoCalDazed]

such a great song!

If you are ever at Mutt Lynch's on Newport Beach on a busy sat/sun,

and the jukebox is REALLY LOUD, and this comes on.....................

I played it !

[evolve991]

you would not believe how good this song sounds cranked up on a car stereo in the auto section at Walmart during midnight shift!!! LMAO It echoed so beautifully...even the dirty looks from the manager couldn't put a damper on my happiness!!!

[eightyfeettall]

@evolve991 LOL! Heck yeah! I love this song; it's one of my favorites. It's going to be in my new movie; I'm in the process of getting permission now.

[alicianator]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG

[brightredfish1219]

Just saw Cracker with Camper Van Beethoven Friday night (5/13/2011). Excellent show, and we were right in front. Johnny Hickman is great to watch on stage. He grinned through the whole show!

[sgtnull]

will be seeing Cracker doing Kerosene Hat and CVB doing Key Lime Pie this month in Houston.

[kolbpilot]

My favorite Cracker tune.

[elkin70]

@MasterSysop dude the songs about sleezy american women trying to look land act like fancy european women 

[MasterSysop]

@elkin70 really , becuase i heard it sung by drunk and sleazy european wemon at a wild skinny dipping party in hawaii! This song reminds me of some pretty good times!

[4flyersphan]

Nothing better music from the 90's. My kids have to listen to the shit on the radio.

[Keatz999co]

2:23- Britney Spears circa 2002?

[thongs2k8]

I wanna hear music not a advert! ahhh vevo soooo annoying!

[CassholePHX]

greatest hidden song

on all albums.

beside the other one

I ride my car!

[BloodShotNow]

@CassholePHX listen to I Am Anastasia, Wax Ecstatic, & Got to be a bore by Sponge they will blow your mind. INCREDIBLY UNDERATED band like Cracker.

[megadethklok66]

ok honestly ive never gone on here and put a thumbs down on a video do people do it just to be dicks

[lcb931023]

i love this song

[tubevzn]

fuck vevo

[kurtizzyflush]

@tubevzn Really hard up the chute with a white hot fireplace poker.

[celesta0915]

It is vevo

[KulaAShaker]

hey eurotrash girl..if your out there somewhere..come into my life

[turnipgreen17]

shut up VeVo

[RORER714z]

This tune makes my dick hard.

[KulaAShaker]

@RORER714z yeh.. what a cracker song to crack one off

[FantasyJB]

@RORER714z LMAOOOOOOOOO

[steved8878]

Why was this a hidden track on the CD? I was still in cassettes when Kerosene Hat dropped, so I didn't even have this song. Todd Snyder did the same shit with Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, buried the best song on the disc as a hidden track. Afraid of success maybe?

[kurtizzyflush]

@steved8878 Because they control the vertical and the horizontal and we don't.

[danthemanfresno2006]

The lead singer looks like the UFC fighter Mac Danzig.

[strummer204]

This has to be one of the best clean guitar tracks ever done; just the right amount of reverb; all sounds so good. Johnny is one great guitarist.

Damn good song to boot; I like the idea of it being on a loop while I waste away

[russellrosario]

vevo swallows

[420reign]

Classic Cracker, but what the hell is this edit? Half the song is missing! I object....

[captainLstern]

Man, I forgot all about this song......Heard it on New Years Eve 2011 while cleaning out my garage for a party.....Cranked this shit up as high as my old stereo could go...

My name is Stern and I miss my 90's music......

[salazarich]

jesus

[curej71]

cont'd. them out into the hall. I was feeling a little better, knocked on the door, BF answered, said wtf? I asked her for my fee, and all hell broke loose. That was long ago, and I still think about the sight of that MF trying to beat my ass. Fortunately I was in very good shape back then and could handle myself, campus police didn't think the BF broken jaw was very funny.Lesson learned, don't pass out, and get your fucking fee up front!!

[curej71]

This song reminds me of waking up in some girls dorm room at LSU with her panties on my face, and me with no clothes.Hungover like a mother, it took me 30 minutes to focus on the letter she wrote.It said that I had to get out before she got back with her BF.I had just got out of her room and took three steps trying to get my shoes on and button my pants.Her and BF rounded the corner, I nearly puked on him, and fell on her.Ohh shit, where the fuck are my car keys? Went back, she had thrown ....

[tunkamoose]

fine guitar and use of volume with the vox.

great lyrics!

[BrandonSneadBrooklyn]

When I'm hooked up to life support, just put this song on replay and I'll be all good.

[thramagen]

@BrandonSneadBrooklyn lol its a good song to die to i guess

[1967apple]

@BrandonSneadBrooklyn

Amen brother.

[jonsm114]

These guys rock...........



[MrStanlee9]

I love this band .They kick ass! I need me a EURO-TRASHED GIRL!!!!!!!

[skyehoyt1971]

I could drink with these guys. Maybe they could find me a Euro-Thrash Girl!!?

[510wtf]

machete on the drums!

[sfend002]

Awesome! Come to VA!

[smeeschultz]

Hugh meets Woody, and Rob Halford.

[flyby7a]

They can all be "MY EURO TRASH GIRLS" specially @ 2:08 WOW

[flyby7a]

IRONICALLY, CRACKER works at this saltine crackers factory.. The entire band.,.. THEY HATE IT.. We all given them grief how they used their group was called cracker and NOW THEY WORK IN THE CRACKER FACTORY...

[MyThrillKillKult]

cracker kicks fukin ass

[staypuft44]

looks like hugh hefner



[bubthunder]

There has never been a bad Cracker album. The hardest part is picking your favorite. Sign of a great band.

[vadge99]

KC Live free show tonight.... don't miss it

[kisuke1977]

Cracker kicks ass, especially live. I love catching one of their shows.

[homedepot20car]

such a bad show! Saw them open for the rev, man they made me snooze.

[JoeCool031619]

@homedepot20car Where did you see the? I seen them in Pittsburgh on 6/2 & I went to the bathroom & almost missed the whole show. 45 min tops. I went specifically to see Cracker & I wasn't too happy to say the least. My 1st cracker show & my last. Hey David, your band is not as big as you think. Get off your high horse. 25 yrs in & your still not headlining. Btw If he see that you posted anything negative about him he'll blast you & then block you so that you can't write back . Classy..

[polarbear1302]

@homedepot20car

Funny that you said that. When I saw them on 6/9, I loved them. To me, it couldn't have been a better show. But when Rev came on, I just couldn't get into it. Was really disappointed in that Rev show.

[riddick2798]

@polarbear1302 NIGGER

[riddick2798]

@homedepot20car your a cock smoker

go get a monkey to brick in your face cousin fucking white man

[LivesUnderABridge]

@homedepot20car

The Rev? If you mean that faggot from Avenged Sevenfold you've just lost. Life is no longer for you and I recommend you quit, in the most painful way possible.

If however you meant the Reverend Horton Heat then your opinion is somewhat valid, and while you lose points for not liking Cracker, you don't qualify as living scum.

[homedepot20car]

@LivesUnderABridge I mean Horton Heat. I dont even know who the other guy is. Jesus people take cracker so seriously.

[frodo2734]

I only had the tape version of Kerosene Hat in the 90s until I finally picked up the CD a few years ago. I felt like a schmuck having been such a big fan of these guys and waiting so many years to hear this song. Now it's one of my favorite ones of theirs to see live.

[14comedy]

haha woody harrelson

[theplanetjanet]

I know they sing, 'San Bernardino Boy' but can't find it on YouTube... Can anyone help me find it? THANKS :-)

[kittywuvsidvicious]

love this,.

[the1970steve]

Love it and all you. Please love me (even though I'm I'm a white Trash asshole) too. Cracker was the skizon with the bizwic And Virgin records are artless, soulless, capitalist bitches for dropping them from their label. Be communal to your fellow commenwealth, serve each others lives and don't feed the corporate greed that is feeding upon you. Love The Steve.

[saulchapa]

i just saw cracker at the waiting room in omaha ne. 02/25/10 they where very good i wish more a holes were there cause a hole make the world go round. viva cracker forever.

[bighamm1911]

I like van morrison bass lines too.

[32574]

hey L A county !!!!

 i 'now that place !!!

[livejaime]

Searched the world over n found nothing but junkies!!! Wanna be my sweet potato???

[braddyboy82]

Only if you let me your apple pie!

[the1970steve]

searched deep with in my soul and found nothing but another junkie!!! White trash and proud so I'll pour myself a tall. What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head or in my veins! I'm your sweet potato my cracker love! God I hope you're a girl!

[MONKSCASTLE]

i like this song ,

[anexia23]

This is a hilarious cover of the chicks on speed song.

[billroy67]

You've got it backwards,,,this song came out in 1994.

[anexia23]

I was being facetious.

[geblah187]

facetiousness is lost on the unwashed masses of youtube ...

[onthedraw]

I remember buying the CD and this song was a secret "hidden" track. So I thought it wasnt on the album. LOL

[cjwynes]

Yeah I think it was track 69. Tracks 20-68 and 70-85 and 87-98 or something like that had nothing. It was really annoying and stupid. Ahh, the early days of CD. I didn't realize this was on the album until I heard it in a record store about a year after the album came out.

[the1970steve]

Track 69 is a celebration of sexual. Well obviously I'm wasting my time missionary human. But I admit that when Dramarama chose to break up 'Steve is here' into 87 one second tracks that could not be down loaded to celebrate their brilliant song about me. I was pissed and verklempt at the same time. So fuck that which of nothing and go have some 69.

[TheHockeymandude13]

This is the first time i heard this song. It's okay i guess

[CurlyMoe94]

Still looking for mine.

[thatguygabe27]

great song and video. love the country sound and the buildup. makes me happy.

[shutdownthefed]

I would like a euro trash girl very much

[JewishVegan]

great band...really!

[highxxx]

Only the best machis steel guitar .

Keep the DERAM goin men

Cmon!

[panterita8]

...yeah i searched the world over.... for my angel in black..... :P

[TucsonMinador]

ah the memories!

[westlod]

he could be woody harrelson's brother....great band, kerosene hat is such a great c.d.

[BAGGERZEN]

One of the best "hidden" track songs ever. Its off of Kerosene Hat....MUST BE PLAYED AT 11!! : I

[Pureupbilloreilly]

love the bass

[jepser7]

I saw you at Bele Chere last weekend, YOU were the BEST BAND there. Thanks for playing!

[lowell191]

omg! best song ever!!

[lowell191]

OMG I LUV THIS SONG

[hasturhasturhastur]

Everything can be turned into a country song. :o)

[lowell191]

U THINK THIS IS A COUNTRY SONG?

[hasturhasturhastur]

It sure is. Real country like Mojo Nixon. Would fit right in.

[lowell191]

yeah, i can see where u r coming from.this rerally does sound like a country song. i love it.

[daalman]

Where's the 8 minute version???

[BONNIENSCOT]

It would have been nice to hear ALL of the song.

[loull287]

i swear this makes me think of kid rock haha dont ask... i kinda like the vid though

[PunkMartyr]

I heard this twice on the radio today. There is hope for the world.

[BBThames]

I heard it once here in Atlanta yesterday (Sat). It really made my day after a hard day of moving!

[zcarjosh]

Damn, that brings back some good memories.... :-)

[monkeygiggling]

What is an Eurotrash girl?

[IronSaucer]

your mother

[monkeygiggling]

Thanks for the answer

[IronSaucer]

hahah im just messing with u i really dont know

[panterita8]

haha

[Creigs9]

This is a song I never get tired of :)

[katnell01]

for some reason this reminds me of Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

[dx4ever321]

I am an old bastard......love this song!

[douglasmholland]

gonna see them in aug. down here in florida. don't now how mr. lowery can split his time between camper and cracker and never produce a stinker.

[JerseyGirl286]

saw them yesterday in NYC! f***ing cool show!!!

[lancers46]

I married,thence divorced a Eurotrash girl.

[TimmytheGeek2009]

I dedicate this to my Croatian friend...from her North American Scum... ;)

[jpmarich]

been looking for this song for a long time thanks

[ZeliOtt]

Great band ! Nice song

[SS0fficerHxC]

awesome song :) wish it was more popular though. really awesome song