Above the Influence- "I smoked weed and nobody died"

[hockeyx593]

whenever i smoke weed I'm higher than the influence, therefore i am above the influence

[sshro]

ill take my chances out there too. right after I smoke this fatty

[redarmyturk3]

i love watching all these anti drug commercials especially the ones about pot, their all such complete bullshit ffs they had a 10 year old doin cocaine in one of these and a bunch of preteens who cant handle pot

[rozz2656]

when im high the last thing i want to do is nothing i love going out baked

[TheCityLightz]

11 hours sleeping yeah sure

[HippieDude1414]

wow. this commercial. im almost more convinced to go toke up with my bros right now

[KBARZMUSIC]

he is going to a movie theater lol. yeah ok. youre not high

[1994AlmostSkater]

I just thought of the Rick James Chappelle's show skit "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGUH, FUCK YO COUCH!"

[1994AlmostSkater]

Or you and Pete can go into your closets, find those old nerf guns you had when you were 6, and play THAT shit for 11 hours

[lancevance884422]

Jimbo4814 best comment ever and so true stoned adventures are the shit

[Jimbo4815]

when i smoke weed i go on freakin ADVENTURES...........but then i took an arrow to the knee.....cause my dumbass high friend had a crossbow.........

[symen13]

/watch?v=k2JR6qRBrCU

[ImmaBeastatPvP]

Hey man, if petes got chips then im good taking your spot on his couch..

[TheChrisBruno]

I want his some of his pot my stuff only last like two hours

[fumarumjavolto]

How can i get some of this weed?

11 hours relaxing!

[BcBranflakes]

I fucking smoked and went skiing holy shit it was so fun fuck Petes couch

[ThisKidWearsPants]

@BcBranflakes hahaha fuck petes couch

[mitchelltjiii]

I fucking go bowling and get bitches when I smoke, and I get an even higher score. I use weed to help me understand phyics and I was one of the two only sophomores to get an A in the class, which is meant for seniors. Legalize!

[PapeNinja]

lol why cant he get high and go into public lol i do it all the time why he gotta sit and do nothing lol

[MrCarbolitic]

So who's down to pack a bowl at pete's he has killer bud keeps u blown for 11 hours

[TheMerrow3]

O.D.

[rodkimble11]

hahahah how is this sopose to make someone not wanna smoke weed, its saying nothin bad comes from it hahahah

[Mugzy619]

So where might this friend of yours, Pete, live?

[themodmancarl]

i like how being high last for a few hours not 11

[TGsasuke5655]

lmfao I got high and sat on my friends couch... just not for 11 fucking hours I wanna know what the fuck they were smoking!

[ThePoorShogun]

you can do everything high

[theDudeAbides1100]

this dude got baked on the couch, then went out. smoke and bail.

[TKGoat]

I can go to movies high.

[koolaidhogster]

I hope they had something to eat next to that couch

[MrMikeManboob]

totally off. im high everytime i go to the movies

[ManiacThePyro]

c u @ pete's?

[xXGAMING101Xx]

11 hours what type of weed are they smoking? the high only lastes for me like 1 or 2 hours

[grungenerd]

your weed must have been laced with heroin lol ps this video is proof that the people that make these commercials dont know what the fuck there talking about

[Metalhead1365]

I still do all this stuff, but being high makes it better. XD

[CoffeyEdits]

11 hours ? Where do you get this shit :D

[graves916]

He got high then went to the movies to do some MORE SITTING!!!!!

[MrJanitore]

@graves916 LOL I KNOW RITE? xD

[stopglobalswarming]

Where is the spoof video, bet it's funny.

[JTKatz07]

Must be one soft ass couch I would've made my way to the bed 8th hour

[mrslave5544]

Wtf kind of weed do u smoke idk about you but weed gets me outside and makes things funnier and makes me happy and hungry

[witewolf88]

You know what's really fun to do? Smoke weed and watch these commercials just to spite the government

[BenelB]

BS 11 HOURS!!! even if you smoked a fat 5 paper completely green joint by yourself you probably wont be high for more than 3 hours, 4 if it was some really good shit (im talking as good as the shit snoop smokes), id like to see an honest anti weed ad for once... oh wait, if it was honest itd be a pro weed ad,

world would be a better place if they had ads telling people not to drink alcohol, but smoke weed instead

[123phadji]

....... all the anti weed comercial are halrious but this one just sucked balls!!! it sucked so bad im actualy commenting on it...

[imthegreatonealex]

how the fuck are u on somebody coach a 11 hours?!?!

[420ModernDayHippie]

this makes no sense

[triplehfan13071]

why can't you do both?

[HOTFRI3S]

why didnt you just get fuckin ripped and start playing xbox thats what i do so u start feelin like your in the game while listening to gangster rap

[MrDjl4]

Since when can you not play bball on weed? Doesn't weed improve your jump shot?

[MilkChan]

so is the message that we should take our chances with heroin?

[123BenThere]

I'd sit on Pete's couch for 11 hours too if it really does teleport like that...

[officerbarbrady12]

Where can i get this kind of weed? I wanna blaze for 11 hours.

[Jerkycrane]

first i was horrified about weed when i watched these commercials now i laugh and think of the stupid government we live with :P

[Lighterman01]

So if you smoke pot you can't ice skate... television makes alot of sense

[socc22]

11 HOURS?!?! Imma need a quarter for that! ... wait! whose too high to go to the movie theatre?

[mundanewarrior]

If you and two friends sit on a couch for 11 hours and do nothing, not even watch a movie, play video games or talk (and doing all of those things can take up to 7 or 8 hours tops), then you've got more serious problems than a drug habit.

[TeMexican11]

Ive been stoned as fuck driving down the lane and ice skating with girls...its awsome...as is chilling on the couch all day...this commercial fails

[msrussell1992]

11 hours! I'll have what they're having.

[alexale207]

11 hours?

[bballjulien]

no eventhough all these ads are ridiculous this one at least has the decency to not mislead impressionable kids into thinking weeds the devil. where are the anti alcohol ads?

[AirForce576]

So this ad is saying that doing activities outside is deadlier than weed? They just totally contradicted themselves. Fucking dumbasses.

[chazzlazer]

so first its a deadly drug and now it makes you to lazy. you know they say a lot of crackheads are bipolar.

[jacksonjDell]

weed gets me out of the house, we hike, wakeboard, snowboard, play soccer, bike, etc, all wile burning up before

[BigStevens72]

you guys got me all i do is sit on petes couch, O hey Obama also sat on petes couch all day along with montel williams and steve jobs (RIP)

[cahivx]

Pete, looks like a spot opened up on your couch, mind if I chill for the next 11 hours?

[conanthedeciever]

smoke weed everyday all day.

[TheFuckYou214]

11hours?? Holy fuck, who is his dealer?

[lowaces]

BUT IF YOU GO OUTSIDE THE TERRORISTS WILL GET YOU

[michaelmorris95]

who the fuck just smokes weed and sits..... like seriously the only time i do that is when its at night

[BloodyPenguinn]

they spend all this money on anti weed commercials and these DARE programs and these websites and videos.... when weeds like as lethal as a cup of coffee... sick bastards are brain washed how can you feel good about your self knowing your promoteing bullshit lies.

[MaxtheGrande]

you know I think its funny above the influence does tons of commercials on cannabis but none on the hard drugs... ironic for a drug that kills no one huh?

[chickenmaster66]

11 hours? that must some hardcore shit

[1dontlook2]

@chickenmaster66 lmfao! good one xD

[NESfangirl]

i actually really wanna be on pete's couch right now

[navalavajava]

Right now, im waay above the influence. ps i still do all of the things mentioned in the video...high

[cobalt12011]

petes couch looks chill as fuck

[mgenduso]

the one flaw with this video, some people smoke weed like that guy, and do just what he did. they DO THINGS! go figure right?

[A7Xdemon22]

ahhahahahhahahahhahahahhah nah people when you get high you sit on the couch for like 5 hrs yea but then yor buzz wares off and you make brownies 420 NEEDS your help make it legal don't buy in to bull shit ok no watch a tabacco advertisement lol political douche bags



[prisonplaneter]

the weed brownies that i eat last the whole day xD

[Tazzarinaa]

Smoking weed IS bad for you. Only because of the smoke though, invest in a vaporizer instead. Weed itself doesn't hurt anything, there's plenty of successful people out there who use Marijuana. Just know when to be sober and handle your business and when it's appropriate to get lifted and you're straight

[greenpinkyellow]

I can see all the grammatical errors of these overachieving stoners, and I'm high as fuck right now.

[zbatterman]

I'd rather sit on pete's couch all day

[pex320]

i love to do all those things high! from the couch to the bikes haha

im gonna go take a hit of my bubbler

[mileyandtwilight4eva]

i smoke weed.

I am a ballet dancer and also a swimmer.

I dont sit on the couch and do nothing all day..

[Anonymous1226]

That is exactly how marijuana makes you feel. Like doing nothing. People who have to use a mind altering drug to get excitement in life are messed up.

[Nehpz]

@Anonymous1226 Those are only indicas, sativas are uplifting and energetic. Indicas are mainly for pain, Sativas for anxiety and or depression. I prefer Sativas myself, indicas are only good for nighttime usage. Your WELCOME!

[daflyingkiwifilms]

@Anonymous1226

I smoke weed and I'm a sophomore caption of the Lacrosse team, I do something social every weekend, and I work out every day. I also plan on running a marathon next December. Weed does not make you lazy. Although lazy people like to blame their laziness on weed and Doritos. it is a false stereotype that stoners are lazy.

[modestmou5e]

@Anonymous1226 speak for yourself dipshit. Me and my friends do all kinds of active stuff when we're high. Basketball, football, whatever. You're messed up for judging other people based on knowledge you don't have. Maybe we don't HAVE to use it to get excitement, but we choose to. Oh yeah I got a college degree smoking weed (and I can tell you don't have one by your comment) so I am smarter than you how does that feel?

[themi90]

Thats a reckless motherfucker if you ask me.

[personwhosnowboards]

I smoked weed and i climbed a mountain. fuck all this bullshit!!

[mhfdadsfryi]

above the influence is such a joke

[PepeSilvia08]

I smoked weed. Nobody died. But I did get a new couch

[WolleytheMonster]

oh stfu i get high hiking in the mountains. YEP nthing happening up here lmao what a waste of tax money

[oochakawaya]

if you smoke weed you can do all those things high or not high, it's non addictive

[ledzeppelinrools]

i bet above the influence is sponsored by alcohol and prescription drug companies, in the same way that partnership for a drug free america is.

[ledzeppelinrools]

i drank legal alcohol, and the kid that i hit with my car died. i smoked weed, nobody died, nobody od'd in heroin, i made friends, had fun, and generally improved my quality of life. funny how if you were to show this comment to a person who knew nothing about either alcohol or weed this comment and asked them which one was illegal, they would say alcohol.

[mdunct]

Haha! Move over Pete!

[darthwomper]

i lost my virginity while i was high. can't be that bad

[HistoryLubber]

When are these people going to make the alcohol version of this? Alcohol makes weed look infantile.

[squidsaresquids]

Danggggggg I wish I had Pete's magic couch....

[smhosier]

ill take my chances out there, while I'm high LOL

[BcBranflakes]

Woah did Pete find like a pound of weed in his magical couch got anymore Pete I want some of that shit haha these commercials are pathetic

[aadeebindy]

How does this explain all the people who do those thing AND smoke weed?

[TheLegendBegins]

typical anti-weed propaganda... first they make it seem like it's the most dangerous thing is the world, then when facts come out about cannabis being just about the safest thing you can do. they still demonize it, now when i hear "above the influence" I'm just going to think yeah I'm above the influence of these confirmed liars they won't fool me anymore with their unbacked propaganda. btw youtube needs a dictionary update it thought "unbacked" wasn't a word, heck it even did that to "youtube".

[mgenduso]

@TheLegendBegins I enjoy Marijuana. I smoke it. But if ALL you do is smoke weed, like I did in the past. It's a waste. Too much of anything is bad for you man. If you're a productive member of society, and smoke weed, all the power to ya.

[xNeveiL]

@TheLegendBegins its not youtube that says whats not a word its your internet browser .. (:

[cothrantyson1]

dude, you were high for 11 HOURS? Dude, WHERE THE FUCK IS PETE

[CatAveryThe]

I rarely just sit on my couch when I get stoned. I go on high adventures and nature walks.

[PokerorDie]

It's funny how I bought into these videos when I was a kid, now I smoke weed.

[123BenThere]

The game is called 'Keep the Likes and Dislike Bar Even.....or Die'

[SSJpickle]

11 hour couchlock? Sign me up

[nysh35]

when im high i like to go to the mall and blast my music real loud CALL ME RECKLESS :D

[Bacherello]

I wish I was high for 11 hours.

[thevgman]

That dude is going to the movies. I would love to smoke and go to the movies. These commercials are bullshit BTW

[PapeNinja]

lol he set on petes couch for 11 hours???? god damn thats some good weed lol

[MGBell512]

this is probably the best above the influence commercial because they didnt lie too much in it. they just havent heard of pregamming

[mrbattlenet]

Whats dangerous about going to the movies?

[pandasaremellow]

if anything my parents WANT me to stay in one place safe. doing nothing. till im 86. not taking a shot dying out there in the real world

hmm petes couch sounds pretty fun right now

[KingofHearts67]

What the hell are they smoking? Wen me and my friends smoke we go walk around in the wilderness and enjoy nature, or we sit around talking about stuff, no one just sits there and does absolutely nothing, that's a waste of weed, this commercial is such bullshit

[TheMConnection]

Who wants to be really go out there anyways??!! BORING

They should have instead showed reasons not to go out.

[gigiky]

You know most kids in high school spend their weekends with their friends sitting on their asses anyway, weed or no weed. Weed just makes it more fun. And the commercial said it, it's the safest thing in the world! :)

[j926mercer]

does pete have weed?

[VoLaTiLeKRIS]

he's going to watch a movie, if i was him i'd get high before to make lloooooaaaaads better

[Schlongster69]

Lol its 2-4 hours for a high from nice weed but damn barely any drugs last 11 hours except acid.

[KairuHakubi]

Sounds good to me man. That's the american way. Sit at your computer, stay out of trouble. Improve your mind, not your worthless body.

[Debatingdude]

My highs last for an hour/hour and a half. Hook me up with that shit. Lmao this is hilarious

[isurfnak3d]

Michael Phelps smoked weed and nobody died...and he also got 7 Olympic golds in the process

[NEDinACTION]

is it only me, or is this encouragement to smoke?

[Vicentembm15]

Who's high lasts for 11 hours anyway? And who says you have I be sitting on a couch when you smoke? You can go ice skating, go to the movies, go hiking, you can do whatever you want. This is a stupid commercial

[Capturemycard]

See petes couch took them to all those places and they didnt even have to budge thats dank as fawkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[knavic]

@Capturemycard LOL Petes magic couch!!!

[TheFrigginAwesome]

fuck, whenever i smoke, i go out in the woods, take a walk and just kinda interact with mother nature, and that must have been some heavy shit if you are chillin in your couch for 11 hours, goddamn, the people in these commercials have no idea what their talking about, you must have a pretty pathetic life if all you do is sit all day, a sad, shallow life

[commentking8]

should of called tap tap on that spot cause its mine now

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

if i was Pete i would slap the fuck out of him for talking about my couch like that

[knavic]

@JAKETHEGREAT11100 lmao dude, shits funny

[ytn0mn3b]

pete's couch looks pretty DAM comfy.



[ctoedtman]

are you fucking kidding me? fucking stupid commercial

[DesertTurtle760]

As long as pete has munchies I'm fine with sitting there 11 hours!

[skittlehappymatt]

Sure, it's fun now, but wait until Pete brings some cocaine to the couch. You'll be right back where you were, sir!

[FmFracing117]

11 hours on Petes couch? Sounds like a fuckin blast to me!!!!

[Tweeder46]

i never wnt to do anything when im sober lol when im high is when i wanna go do stuff

[spitfuck777]

i didnt know being lazy with your friends was deadly... plus wen im high i like to go out and do shit. not sit on petes couch. thats boring.

[Voyage908]

hey yo pete can i come kick it?

[VoLaTiLeKRIS]

Yeah! Sesh on Pete's couch!!

[91markster]

eleven hours!! is this dude getting his shit striaght up from mexican drug cartels or something

[Soundwasteland]

Weed don't last that long by a shot usually about two to three hours for me. Bullshit commercial I wanna chill when high for a little while whats wrong with that. Lets make an anti TV commercial that says get the fuck outside, oh wait this commercial is ironic because its ON TV IN A HOUSE. USA of course.

[Stargezea]

petes couch man.... its the smartest thing you can do

[GetSome29347]

i mean aside the 11 hours thing, this is probably the most realistic anti drug add ever.......but fuck that kid....I'm goin' to Pete's

[aylasdfghjkl]

What weed did he have that lasted ELEVEN HOURS?? Share!!!

[GREENandYELLOW80]

hahah all those things he listed are ten times better if your high

[TheBluntMan22]

@GREENandYELLOW80 omg brah , soooo ture !

[BarcodeDRL]

What the fuck is Pete smoking! I want some of that shit!

[DGKstoners420]

You can still go ice skating, play basketball, have sex with dine bitches, and even play games when your high. I got high and helped my brother build a house.

[WowzaBoyz]

11 hours? Pete's got dat fire sahn!!!

[FreeLegitBoarding]

amen spencer!

[sniper0diper]

but a weed high only lasts 2- 3 hours. not 11

[notinbutbiscits]

@sniper0diper actually it can go up to 8 hours depending on how and how much was smoked but typically you are right

[IronMan50780]

@sniper0diper I thought he was talking about heroine when he said that

[maam31]

pete got up to use the bathroom and i got laid...

[DonkeyPunchForLunch]

11 HOURS??

Pete you stingy mother fucker where do you get your shit cuz I want some.

[ClauseofCannabis]

Wait, what the fuck? They smoked weed and were STONED FOR 11 HOURS?

What the SHIT are you smoking, space weed?

[MPSecare]

I smoked weed and got a degree in computer science. 

[321pieguy]

petes couch looks pretty damn awesome to me if it can teleport to all of those places

[taylorbran123]

these commercials are starting to contradict themselves the more i click on the suggestions.

[dmxbmw0000]

i don't know what about you? but after a damn hard week at school or work.

i would gladly get stoned for 11 hours on Pete's couch.

[JMort95]

i will smoke weed everyday and while i operate heavy machinery becuase of this ad.

[JMort95]

haha i surf, skate, snowboard, play basktball, fight, drink, go to class, and cruise around when im high. thats more outdoor things than most people who never smoked. and 12??? weed high last like 30 mins

[CertainlyHeisenberg]

above the ignorance...check it out