Headzup: Norm Coleman Says God Wants Him To Be Senator

[urantiruslan]

good one

[jtamagnini]

whats so wrong about jews ?!?!

i dont get it

can someone explain? well

[xj2yzz]

God doesnt want another disgusting jew.

[skrason]

God, if he exists, probably isn't a bigot, like you.

[xj2yzz]

Im an anti-Semite and bigot.

[DRdisaster007]

He's a Jew! mmmmmmmm dam why did i vote for him

[xj2yzz]

dont know?

[bart11114]

Ok I'm part Jewish and I find your comment to be offensive. and you do know that Al Franken is Jewish, right?

[xj2yzz]

Thats not my problem.

[jimmycapp29]

Its about time Coleman! You lost and you finally admitted to it! You Lost and held up our country for only 6 months you loser! 60 seats and we move forward.

Thanks Coleman! You fucking fuck!

[PFWoody488]

Losing to Al Franken.

That's gotta hurt.

Hey Normie:

Looooossseeeeerrr!

[pep103]

Norm your a loser.When you die your tombstone will say "I'M A LOSER, I LOST TO AL FRANKEN". GET OVER IT.

[ivankaman21]

If God wanted Al Gore to beat Bush 43 than why din't God have more people vote for A Gore.

[jst2k09]

60 seats!!! Fuck you GOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ivankaman21]

I'm glad the news guy said senator imstead of sir.

[obamawalker]

That was a good one.

[bart11114]

The Legacy of Norm Coleman

Loosing to a wrestler for Governor. Getting a free pass during the first run for the U.S. Senate by the incumbent dying a week before election day. And loosing to a Comedian for reelection in the Senate.

Wow! What a pathetic legacy!!

[hawkswin49]

Norm Coleman...I know its hard to lose but you did...please go away already and let the people of Minnesota have their voices represented in the Senate (obviously not by you).

[scu1ptures]

LOL...now thats what i call IRONIC! !

Norm Coleman losing his job to a comedian..!!

a politician who is so bad at his job..that he's a comedian..

loses his seat to a comedian who wants to be a politician..

LOL..

[dcamaggots]

Franken won, Mr Coleman, you lost, live with it. You are also now officially an unwanted nobody, so you'll just have to live with that as well.

[MrTabby5000]

@dcamaggots

Bullcrap al franken lost .

[dcamaggots]

@MrTabby5000

No he didn't, and those in charge seem to think he didn't as well.

[01xavier]

I find it interesting that Senator Coleman initially accused Al Franken of obstructing the process. Now that Coleman no longer has the most votes, he is so concerned about disenfranchised voters and demans repeated recounts. The terms of the recount plan have been met and the results are in. Norm it is time for you to concede the election. If you are still so concerned about the voting process, then apply your free time to ensure fair elections everywhere.

[sparky3dogs]

only in america can people with money overturn,overruleand turn justice upside down,ihope i am rich someday,

[1unitedireland]

sparky3dogs, people with money can do it in Britain too.

[Mutedvox]

my dead grandmother told me that god told her that Norm Coleman was, quote "full of shit and I never said that" unquote.

[w9j15g]

Coleman is a SORE LOSER!

[leo6stringer]

The (Unbelievably Assholish ) Last Ditch Effort of every GOP NEOTARD = USE THE GOD CARD ! They just don't get it !

They still think " If I throw the God Card out , Everyone will want me to win.

Scary Sara Palin did this recently with a back hand slap to the McCain people

That ended up sounding scary at dumb the same time.

The GOP just can't accept that the USA is finally starting to change (except in the BB states) So many 20/35 yr olds today see Organized Religion as a Big Farce !

[thebestman200699]

norm coleman saying, "god wants me to serve" = i smoked way to much weed. far out man.

[51516]

CLASSIC

[bart11114]

"God wants me to serve"

Hmm didn't George W. Bush say something similar to this? This just proves that Norm Coleman is as idiotic as George W. Bush and a bunch of other things do too.

[historyvideos101]

Pssst... Hey Norm! You lost.

[railwayman]

Norm Coleman is a classic turn-coat, two-faced, chickenhawk!

[bmjxtreme]

jajajajajaja god wants me to be senato ,god want me suing

[chinacat22]

lol

[chinacat22]

God wants Ann Coulter to suck my dick, but where is she? God, you fail!

[MKB2814]

Why put your dick through that kind of torture?

[dizzymasekela]

Al Franken's gonna be the next Senator from MN and Coleman's going to prison. I hope Coleman's corrupt, pretty-boy ass gets raped - a lot.

Jennifer Brunner for Ohio Senator 2010!!!

[Dacadvid]

From the looks of this video, it looks as though God has some common sense, even if His supporters don't. Why does the Religious Right boast of following an all knowing God, and then back know nothing politicians?

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

amen!

[micsc50]

Coleman won the race not Frankin. Frankin is trying to steal the election.

[undiesinabunch]

Frankin spelled "Franken" got a mandatory recount because the race was so close. Coleman called Franken a "douchebag" (in so many words) for not conceding the election. Now that the count is close in Franken's favor Coleman should take his own advice and concede instead of telling his religious right constituency that "God told me he wants me to serve."

[micsc50]

God told him that FRANKEN was a fuckin cheat.

[undiesinabunch]

Sounds like you and Coleman are talkin' to the same God.

[micsc50]

Coleman won the election. I know it ,God knows, it everybody knows it even Franken knows it. The problem is Franken is stealing it and everybody knows it but you brain dead liberals.

[lenegal77]

Micsc, your party is dead. Very dead.  Don't put God in the middle of your insane ranting.

Your party bled seats the last two elections. There is a reason. Your party is out of touch, out of their minds, and out of time. Coleman is an ass. Do you not read the news? Your party is in its death throes unless it moves into the mainstream. So what does it do? Move farther to the Reight.

Whacko

[micsc50]

The republican party is alive and well. We are sitting back and watching you fools commit suicide. The porkulus bill is going to sink your party. Remember one thing if your dead brain will permit it. Obama and the democRAT party own the economy. There is no Bush to blame now Obama signed the porkulus and when he did that was the beginning of the end for the democRAT party.

[lenegal77]

I guess you have your head up your ass. Use google. Google, 'Republican party is dead.

Just because you are a wingnut, most of America has moved to the middle. It is your party that is commiting suicide. But then again, if you don't read, you don't know.

Obama's ratings are still high. And most of us know who destroyed this economy. Most of us dont trust your party any more.

Your party drove up the deficit to multi trillions and then blew up the economy. And we would trust you because

[micsc50]

Obamas ratings are dropping as fast as the stock market. The democRATs caused the banking crisis with the community reinvestment act. Forcing banks to loan money to unqualified borrowers .Get your head out of Obama's ass you idiot. What Obama is doing will sink us into a depression. You can't stop recession with ear marks and pork barrel spending. IT WON"T WORK!!

[medabotsoundwave]

so if the democrats signed the stimulus bill, according to what you said, it is GOING to sink the democratic party? then why say it was the begginning of the end? I do think obama can't fix the economy in 4 years. FDR, a great mind he was, only solved it in 3 terms. Obama can only serve 2 terms, 8 years, opposed to FDR's 12 years in office. So far, what Obama is saying, we're hopeless until i do more things to get us out of the rut we're in. He needs to invoke MORE positivity, NOT negativity.

[micsc50]

Obama is destroying the economy. The stock market is losing ground everyday. Obama's huge spending bill is going to finish us off. Also his press conferences with his CRISIS message is making the market fall even more. What does the word CRISIS do to restore confidence? Even Bill Clinton told him to calm down the negativity.Obama needs to look at what FDR did to cause the great depression because he is doing the exact same thing SPENDING. The government can't spend us out of a recession.

[Captain42x]

micsc50,

I agree that saying CRISIS is not helping things, but I would remind you that the housing bubble began to grow as far back as Clinton's administration, and all the way through Bush's 8 years as well.

Both Bush and Obama agree that massive spending is needed. It is also what got us out of the Great Depression...

[micsc50]

Carters community reinvestment act expanded by Clinton and Reno was the beginning of the mortgage crisis. Bush warned congress 9 times it fell on deaf ears. Barney Frank assuring Bush Fannie and Freddie were stable. That was a lie!

[micsc50]

FDR sunk us into a depression from a recession with his spending . It took a world war and 10 yrs. to get us out of that one. You want to see another one? Obama should be cutting business taxes and capital gains not spending money we don't have on pork. OBAMA'S PORKULAS IS A JOKE! Its designed to grow government not private sector jobs. You want more government. They are the ones fucking the country up.

[Captain42x]

Hmm.. I don't know where you were taught US history, but in A.P. USH, which I took in High School, I was specifically shown quite a bit of evidence indicating that FDR's programs were incredibly helpful, and in fact the only dip in the indicators occurred when he cut back a few programs.

[micsc50]

How did it help when it lasted ten years and took a world war to get us out of it. FDR's new deal put us into a depression. Obama's reckless spending bill is likely to do the same.

[Captain42x]

micsc50, please consider carefully what you are saying.

Tell me, *WHY* did WW2 end the depression?

Simple. It was a MASSIVE spending bill. Instead of building roads, we built bombs, and employed MILLIONS of Americans at defense contractors doing so.

How did WW2 end the depression? Magic? Luck? Accident?

No, it was a massive government led spending boom, financed almost completely by the U.S. government, which purchased the weapons that the citizens were making.

[micsc50]

Obama's massive spending is mostly pork NOT JOBS. Is studying marsh mice in San Francisco creating jobs? If so how many? How about honey bee insurance? We need private sector jobs not more bureaucracy. Government jobs cost taxpayers. Building roads creates temporary jobs or shall we say construction work that mostly mexicans are doing now . How about real jobs that last in factories. How about making steel and aluminum? Lets build some Nuclear power plants. NO !!!!!!! FUCK A DEMOC"RAT" BASTARD

[Captain42x]

Yes, both of those things create Jobs for environmental researchers. Of course, I suppose a Republican wouldn't consider those 'real' jobs.

[micsc50]

I bet if you take a close look into that project you will find its either a relative or a friend of Nancy (miss America) Pilosi will be the primary recipient of that money. And I am positive there will be a kick back to the queen.

[Captain42x]

Thanks for changing the subject micsc50. Unfortunately, the bill will in fact create Jobs, in the environmental sector and in other sectors. This does not guarantee its success, but it is a positive first step.

[micsc50]

The Japanese tried this 8 years ago and guess what? It did not work. Obama and the democRATs own this bill. There were no republicans allowed in the room when this bill was put together. If it fails Obama and the DemocRAT party have bought the farm. That means one thing you bastards can forget about power for a long time. GOOD LUCK!

[Captain42x]

Well micsc50, since you seem to know soo much better than I what is best for the economy, what is your suggestion to fix the problem?

[micsc50]

They should pass only bills that stimulate private sector jobs. The pork can wait for better times. Eliminate the capital gains tax and lower taxes on families and individuals. Create tax holidays. Lower taxes on business right away.Their stock market will start moving upward just on the word of it. I really believe Obama and the democRATs want to put us into a depression to expand the federal government and their power. This whole stimulus is more about expansion of government than anything.

[Captain42x]

Let the government be expanded!

Did you know that during the massive economic prosperity after World War II - The greatest growth period in our history - The tax rate on the richest citizens was over 80%.

Nowadays the economy is faltering, and the tax rate on the same bracket is 30% - loopholes.

If high taxes are such a problem, micsc50, then why did they work so darned well in the 50's?

[micsc50]

Were there a lot of rich people back in those days? Think about it. There are thousands of them in this country now. The rich are the ones buying cars, second and third homes and that stimulates the economy. If you over tax the rich they quit spending.This has been proven to be harmful to the economy. Let the people and businesses keep more of their money and they spend it and that is a stimulate to the economy. One of the first Adm. to find that out was JFK's a democRAT.

[Captain42x]

but micsc50, this would produce a downward spiral! For one thing, education levels would decrease because of less Government funding for public education. This would lead to fewer rich people.

Also, I don't have the stats on how many rich people there were back then, but since the Economy was booming at its fastest rate ever, It is safe to assume that there were plenty.

[micsc50]

A strong economy produces increased tax revenue. When rich people buy lot of cars and boats the most of property tax on the car and boat goes to public education in my state. Education is hurting because of the lack of car sales in this bad economy.

[Captain42x]

But micsc50, property taxes *can't* go towards public schools if they have just been cut or reduced by Republicans!

[micsc50]

I live in a predominantly republican state and no one has cut property taxes.

[Captain42x]

Well in my town all taxes get cut because voters keep failing the budgets for high taxes.

More importantly, what is the difference between cutting property tax and cutting income tax? In Either case, rich people would have more taxable material, and would have their spending ability limited.

[micsc50]

Rich people don't pay income tax. They alreadty have the money. People getting pay checks pay income tax.

[Captain42x]

A CEO, making money, pays income tax.

[micsc50]

I would say so. A rich man that does not work would not pay income tax. He would probably pay what they call capital gains tax on his investments. That's what I am talking about. Do you have something against CEOs? Do you believe that CEOs are EVIL? Do you believe that the government has the right to take money from people that earn it and give it to people that won't work? Do you believe in capitalism or do you believe America should be socialist?

[Captain42x]

I can't recall saying that CEOs are evil. They just have more money and thus, in my opinion should be taxed higher.

I support a socialist financial system. In the wake of the current financial crisis, which was precipitated directly by the lack of regulation, you must see that pure capitalism, where the government stays completely out, just doesn't work as advertised.

[micsc50]

You are wrong capitalism does not work because of political interference. You think the banks loan money to unqualified borrowers for the fun of it? The banks were regulated by the government. Fannie and Freddie the nations biggest underwriter of home loans were forced to expand mortgage loans to moderate to low income people or face the wrath of Janet Reno and the Clinton Adm. This was called the community reinvestment act started by the Carter Adm. and expanded by the Clinton Adm.

[Captain42x]

and misc, the exact purpose of those acts was to lessen government regulation. Are you seriously pretending that the government forced banks to sell bad loans?

[madest]

you need to become a better person. I suggest putting your country before your party would be a good place to start.

[micsc50]

You and Franken needs to be a better people . He is a thief how about you are you helping him???.

[madest]

I don't live in Minnesota. They're clearly more confused than Florida.

[swapert22]

This guy seems like he's mentally retarded

[HEYBUDD]

So you believe in fairy's, but not in God?

Hmmmm....interesting.

[ORACLE063]

God is a fairy.

[gymer15]

God doesen't listen to people in minnesota or  it would be a little warmer there.

[Tuthill99]

FUCK off, i love minnesota weather

and i also voted for franken!

[undiesinabunch]

That's not very Minnesota nice.

[KennBurch]

Or...it could be that Minnesota is cold BECAUSE God listens to Minnesotans.

Just sayin'

[gymer15]

Yea, they prey for a frozen wastland every fall and there prayers are always answered.

[InTylerWeTrust84]

Maybe the best reasons he shouldnt be get into office is because he hears voices and is delusional. People who say they talk to god are either lying or crazy. When you talk to god you're superstitious. When god talks to you, you're insane.

[DarthVenomAizen]

why does he use god for his own personal gain?

[undiesinabunch]

It worked for George W. Bush didn't it?

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

yes it did and the Christians did not even know they were being played.

[undiesinabunch]

They're gullible enough to believe that if they follow the rules of the right sect of the right religion they'll get a big reward in the next life.

[undiesinabunch]

Why wouldn't those same people believe George W. Bush, Skull and Bones secret society member and grandson of Prescott Bush who funded the rise of Adolf Hitler is the man to vote for when he now claims to abstain from alcohol after being an alcoholic and is married to a former pot dealer who are now both "born-again" Christians which is the best kind of Christian according to Protestant television evangelists and evangelical churches nationwide who tell their mega-congregations who to vote for.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

the church buildings that the evangelicals built are still "mega" but lately their congregations haven't been so mega. What have you heard from Pat Robinson lately other than his TV begga-thones? All the young that flocked to those people woke up and walked away.

[undiesinabunch]

Attendance numbers at America's megachurches continues to grow, and at very fast rates, according to the latest research on the country's largest churches.

Source:

Report Tracks Megachurch Growth, Changes [Google] 9/13/08

In these tough times I'd think religious people would lean on God harder than they did in a healthy economy so my guess is that business is booming for religion in general and magachurches in particular since this now 5 month old report.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

this "study is based on a national study of America's roughly 1,200 megachurches with approximately one third returning a usable response." It was published in "The Christian Post."

Common sense tells you if these "megachurches" are doing so well that more than 1 out 3 would have returned a "usable response."

What is a usable response? If you are looking for a certain outcome, you only use the data that will give you that outcome.

Please, wakeup!

[undiesinabunch]

Why ride my arse? I don't give a sh_t about religion. You asked if I knew about mega-church trends ... I did a 10 second Google search and gave you the first thing I found.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

you brought up the subject and back your argument with a "10 second Google."

Who's the ARSE?

[undiesinabunch]

You are. I wasn't backing up my argument. I was doing you a fucking favor by looking up mega-church trends which you asked me about. I'm sorry if the first thing that came up didn't match your assumption. Next time do your own search and quit being a prick.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

that's right, I am, therefore, will you please stop trying so hard to stick your head up it!

[MKB2814]

Why does Norm Coleman hate Democracy?

[undiesinabunch]

Is this a parody of a Norm Coleman attack ad against Al Franken? I loved the one where he repeatedly accused Al of profanity when my favorite Norm Coleman quote from when he ran for student senate and opined in the school newspaper that his fellow students should vote for him because he knew that 'these conservative kids don't fuck or get high like we do ..." Norm now also opposes the legalization of marijuana. And BTW Al didn't use Norm's quote in an answer to Norms profanity attack on Al.

[mycommentsalwaystrue]

fuck minnesota

[pointandshoot757]

wow... your a real patriot.

if you were a real patriot, you would say "FUCK ILLINOIS"

[undiesinabunch]

you're

[blasphimus]

your not a real patriot if you don't say "fuck minnesota" honestly, have you been there? It sucks.

[undiesinabunch]

you're

[pointandshoot757]

No.

I live in Illinois.

There's a bit too much controversial shit here. Chicago is the only good thing about Illinois.

[Tuthill99]

FUCK YOU

[nordahl154]

i live in minnesota, and honestly it does suck (atleast winter weather and populated cities, and the boring farmlands)

summers are fucking awesome ;)

so beautiful

[KennBurch]

So, he was supposed to say "Fuck Minnesota HONESTLY"?

What would that mean, exactly?

[undiesinabunch]

Fortunately we have a paper trail to our election unlike some of the Diebold hacker-friendly states.

[JealousInquiry]

I will literally make a fake ID saying my name is God and move to minisotta and go back in time to make a laughing stock out of him.

[AmericanPie37]

God's not even registered to vote in the state of Minnesota!! Awesome!

[njb444]

Grand

Obstructionist

Party

[ORACLE063]

Like the Dems are any better??? They started the federal reserve. The true cause of our problems.

[undiesinabunch]

Both parties are so predatory that they got together to exclude 3rd parties by starting the Commission on Presidential Debates in 1987 when the League of Women Voters wouldn't let Bush and Dukakis dictate the debate. The 15% polling requirement to get into the debates is triple the 5% threshold needed to receive public election funds. Corporate controlled polls ask if you like A or B but don't ask about C or D.

Source:

Commission On Presidential Debates:

The Illusion Of Legitimacy [Google]

[goscubasteve]

Next up, Coleman sues god for backing out of a deal?

[pointandshoot757]

In case you were stoned election night, Norm Coleman won that night. There was a recount and Stewart Smally (aka AL Franken) mysteriously started to get more votes.

[avalsonline]

it was not mysterious. they were counting the absentee ballots

[pointandshoot757]

Yeah, but if you didn't notice, they only counted the DEMOCRATIC absentee ballots, and not the republican absentees.

odd, don't you think?

[avalsonline]

um, no. there were 931 wrongly rejected balots counted. both franken and coleman agreed for those ballots to be counted. 481 went to franken, 301 to coleman, 147 were either for other candidates, overvote or undervotes. the recount pannel consisted of 5 people. one was a democrat, 2 were republicans, one was an independent, and one was elected in a nonpartisan election.

[avalsonline]

what? no smart reply? no more lies you can spout anonymously in the internet? it helps if you know what you are talking about. otherwise you end up looking like a jack ass

[Plutonwolf]

Or a Neo-Conservative, they are so much alike I keep getting them mixed up. Aren't the Neos the ones that are too stubborn to learn? Or is that the jack asses? See! It is so confusing!

[KennBurch]

There aren't enough votes to elect Coleman. Norm knows he lost. YOU know he lost. Why keep this going when you know it's futile?

[Davenergy]

Well now that's weird, cause God told me to shoot this guy!