the voice of the anti Christ this is God this is Christianity A good messenger of od takes nothing with him but his water bread robe and word of god and go forth and spread the word not leave your million dollar home get into a limo and drive to the air port get into a privet plane fly to meetings and spread some word mixing church and state together then go to a studio and promote war and Greed i could go on and on but anti Christ messenger says it all he has lots of gold to pay hell with
This is the guy that said a Nuclear war would bring back the second coming of Christ when he was running for president. Also I believe Daddy got him out from serving in Korea. Then he has enough guts to call Liberals anti-Military. Pat makes great talk but his nothing more but the Devil in sheep clothing the ridiculous Christian right buy into his snake oil. That is because people like him are masters in Manipulating Christian's and Twisting Jesus true teachings.
Though I agree about the not hassling, I completely disagree about the 'Make yourself as fun and pretty as possible'. That's so wrong. If your man is flirty with other women, then I say clod shoulder. And that's it. U_U
Well...at least he's speaking the truth. Some wives think it's ok to stay home, get fat and stop wearing makeup just because ur "married". If he wanted a lazy horse he wouldve married one. Stop hassling the man!!
@Qborn81 So what do you say to the men who don't care how they look to their wives, who stop treating their wives with love and regard for their feelings and thoughts? What about the men who cheat on their gorgeous wives who keep in shape and treat their husbands well? Do you still blame the wives then?
@jfkjrlover I would say stop bein a golddigger and get with someone who is up to par..only reason a great lookin woman gets with a fat guy or ugly lookin dude is for security and because she can hold him by the balls.." I can't leave her because I'll nvr get anyone close to how fine she is, so I'll put up with her nagging"... And that's all I have to say about that. That's the bottom line cause stone cold says do!
@Qborn81 You seam to have a very limited knowledge about women, and people in general, what you have to understand is that while money and looks apparently is what it is all about for you, most of us actually fall in love with someone's personality. That being said, some women like chubby men just like some men like chubby women.
Christians Believe that Jesus the son of Mary died for their sins!
So a Christian can commit atrocities like killing, and rape, and just say you believe in Jesus and you'll be saved? Is that justice? does that sounds like a JUST God to you? I see where Hitler got the idea to terminate Jews.
Christians believe that Jesus is (God ) and that he died and got berried for three days and three nights,
In this case who was in charge of the universe and creation while he was dead? think about it.
this is coming from a 16 year old male so what do i know, but If you need to make yourself look better so that your husband won't cheat on you, do you really think he deserves you? its obvious he doesnt care about the relationship more than his own sexual desires, its probably not someone worth being with in my opinion
@Kite208 Arafat ran a religious state of which he was a member. Stalin was an atheist but abstaining from a religion is quite different than having one. Your move douche.
@Kite208@Kite208 The message is to kill the enemy. If this is not the case then why did Yasser Arafat quote this exact passage from the Quran when telling the Palestinian people to kill the jews? "Have no mercy on the Jews anywhere in any country fight them wherever you are and kill them wherever you shall find them". -Arafat (watch?v=s7YdAhkRO88). No need to reply because you've just been owned.
Most of the time Pat gives decent answers. A few of the times he is way off. This is one of them. An absolutely TERRIBLE answer. You would think this was Bill Maher talking. "Oh c'mon please, he's just playin', heh heh heh. Don't hassle him. Don't hound him. Just make yourself look as hot as you can, heh heh heh."
Also shocking was how Pat COMPLETELY left out the Bible, God and Jesus in this reply. A 100% reply from the flesh and therefore no wonder it was so horrible.
@morkelsamuel yeah he's a luciferian. and the people who follow his words instead of jesus are also luciferians. those who turn away from these creeps and turn to christ are christians.
Pat is right. Women should make themselves look attractive, partly to keep them from cheating. That is kind of how it works. People love forgetting that we actually do think a lot about a person's appearance.
@jfkjrlover Someone who is sexually attracted to corpses. Given that our screen name says you are JFK Jr.'s lover, and JFKJr. is dead, and you are the dead guy's lover, I think that makes you one. Clever? Not compared to you.
@DrQuijano Jokes on you, dickhole. I don't give a shit about the guy other than thinking he's handsome. I just wanted to come up with a screen name quick and chose the first one I thought of. In any case, your wife (if you actually have one) is a very unfortunate soul to have you as a husband. No debate about that; it's a fact. Now fuck off.
@Kite208 Typical islamic bullshit, KILL,KILL,KILL. After all that's what your good at! You TOWELHEADS have never contributed anything to humanity, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes or any natural disasters, you FUCKS give nothing and help no one. It all about you. WHO were the first ones on the scene after Pakistan got leveled by an earthquake, the FUCKING USA. Russia attacks Afghanistan, we helped them out, but not rebuild, why not help your brothers? As for your reward, a nice HAM DINNER.
@jpowers55 You are a complete MORON. If you have a wife I hope she she reads your comment and cuts your dick off and dumps your stupid ass. You sexist fuck!
What do the scriptures say? Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting; but a women who fears the Lord is to be praised. Proverbs 31:30. The chapter starting at verse 10 actually describes what a truly beautiful woman is!
There was nothing about their ages, how he looked, how she looked, if he was ALWAYS a flirt. etc. If they're old (Robertson's audience) c'mon old guys are just flirts. But he just assumed it's the woman not looking good. But then if she gets all pretty and something happens like she's raped it'll be because she looked too pretty! Always the woman's fault.
Pat is right on this one. If your in a relationship you have to play the game, man or woman. That's just life. dudes - workout and dress nice and chicks - workout and dress nice. period. If a dude is flirting then he's not getting something at home, simple. chicks do the same shit and so it goes.
Pat's teaching the gospel of the new Christian Men's Movement "The Promise Keepers." They keep the promise to bring their women back to a more pure time when women didn't need education or birth control. PK teaches them to keep their wives busy with homeschool, bible study, gardening and housework. They go to marriage retreats and seminars where they learn that the woman is "the weaker vessel" and wants and needs to be protected - women who are shielded by their husbands give sex well & often.
@patriciaredstone Well men get sex and women don't have to work full time and run the household and drive kids everywhere they want. Are we actually living better now when you consider work life balence?
@zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 God condemned the man to till the soil until the end of his days. God condemned the woman to have pain in childbirth till the end of her days. But the woman has ALWAYS done both. She tills the soil AND she has the larger burden of the family. It has never been any different. So your observations about contemporary culture are moot.
@patriciaredstone They are unable to now, look at any data you like more and more children are not given the care they need. When women "tilled the field" ( I wasin't talking THAT long ago) they were with their kids and teaching them life lessons. You can't outsource values!
Christianity was a few hundred years ago what Islam is now
Basically religions that ruled with the sword
After countless wars, Christianity has died down for the most part, and you will never hear about Christians killing people anymore because they are not Christian
But Islam is still going strong and practices this
Pat Robertson is right if you do not want your husband to flirt and/or cheat wax your mustache, quit dressing like a slob and stop bitching at your husband. Pat is just telling the truth so all you hairy and overweight woman need to quit bitching and start taking care of your selves and you will see a 180 degree turn in how your man acts toward you. TYT is a PC pussy!
@willyswear Why waste your time on that guy if when your 70 and up he will leave you. Naw Im cool without him, ill find a better guy. The longer you play with pusses the closer to dying alone.And for some that is a good life style....only when your rich, more power to them.
After eve bit the apple and took humanity out of eternal paradise, many of the world's social ills have been caused by such hateful ideologies as feminism and other radical leftist fascism. If a man cheats on the woman, it is the woman's fault for either not being attractive enough, or not being available enough.
LOL! So the guy should go out and get an STD from some hoochie because he's tired of the safe, clean, dedicated woman that is his wife. If he wanna chase tail so bad, why not divorce the wife, man up and pay alimony and then go stick and stir any short skirt still interested. I mean, sure they'll most likely turn him down after they find that he's broke from alimony and possibly child support, but he should've thought of that before he said "I do" in the first place.
Robertson is just setting up excuses for the next time some conservative hypocrite gets caught fucking around on his wife with some hooker or rent boy. It's amazing how many disgusting people gain fame and fortune in this world.
@LordSnow69 Robertson certainly isn't a freemason nor any type of prophet, he's just another deranged prejudice holier-than-thou money-loving fundie who pimps out Jesus for his cash & ego.
@coolman9999uk That is a great answer. Although I get the feeling that Mr. Pat will be more sensitive to the plight of the "hard working" husband and not the " whore and " jezebel" of a wife.
"A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." (NIV, 1 Timothy 2:11-12)
"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (KJV, Genesis 3:16)
@audadvnc That is Old Testament stuff, emphasis on OLD. WE are suppose to be in the new dispensation of grace or rather being taught by the New Testament.
@frellthat I love how ppl interpret a book that's been translated so many times without a grain of salt. That verse was saying that if you cannot resist something when you are in the presence of it, you should try to prevent being around that influence. It can apply to not just adultery, but drugs, crime, gambling, bad habits etc. If you gamble a lot, you shouldn't go to the casino. If you think about cheating, you shouldn't go to a strip joint. Pretty simple. Common sense if you ask me.
I love how people make up whatever interpretation allows them to believe in what they want to believe. How did you arrive at that conclusion? Jesus said, if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your hand causes you to sin, chop it off. Words like that were taken literally in first-century Palestine, they were not figurative or metaphorical in any way.
@frellthat You sure those are the exact words; what meaning they held at that time? I'm guessing no since the bible has been translated many times. If we need to disambiguate simple things Shakespear said IN ENGLISH then to think a book compiled of many different books, by different people in a different language in a different culture& time should be taken directly today is rather irrational. You'll find many cultures applied smiler techniques before or w/o Jesus preaching/encouraging such.
@staceyannc Jesus himself says in the New Testament that he has not come to REPLACE the old Law, but to ENFORCE it. Every time you Christians claim the Old Testament no longer applies, you sin against your own God.
@megamarsvin You completely misinterpreted that if you actually read your bible and understood it. Matthew 5:17-48 (New Living Translation) "Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to accomplish their purpose." In addition to the contexts of the new testament, he is saying that the Old Covenant is fulfilled through him, the New Covenant, which basically is simplified to "love people, love god".
@Yashendwirh That's partly true, and there you lay your finger exactly on the sore spot of the whole idea of religious truth. The texts are so old and so open to interpretation that they can (and have) been used to justify or condemn just about anything.
@megamarsvin Pretty much yeah xD It's sad to admit, but people can corrupt anything if just said in the right context, taken out of context or put into just the right inflection. Politics likes to exercise these techniques heavily.
And to continue (I only have the Revised Standard Version): "For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
That seems to clarify the issue of whether The Law is still in force.
@tctheunbeliever Oh yes. I own some hotel bible, but I cross reference through the different bibles available on the internet just in case. Maybe it's just my take or understanding of it, but Jesus was a humanitarian and at the time, the 10 commandments seemed to be the most successful way to encourage other people to also be more humanitarian, though Jesus delivered it in a different or more convenient way.
@megamarsvin Never said the OLD Testament does not apply. And don't say YOU Christians. I've always been taught never to generalize a population of people based on one, two or a thousand. There are areas in the new testament that states that we are under a new dispensation of grace.
God gave some command specific to certain people ie. Abrahams descendants were to be circumcised. When it came to animal sacrifice G*D gave us Hebrews 10:1-18
@megamarsvin YASHENDWIRH said it perfectly. And please don't generalize a whole religion " you people" by one, two , or even a thousand that you may know. Some commands were given to specific people. G*D commanded Abraham to have his descendants circumcise, The old testament had animal sacrifice however in the new Hebrews 10:1-18 stated why this law is no longer practiced.
@staceyannc - except Timothy is definitely New Testament, originally credited to St. Paul. He wrote other male-centric stuff (such as 1 Corinthians 7) that held sway over Church doctrine to this day.
@audadvnc Wasn't 1 Timothy 2: 1-15 was the bible not talking about instructions on worshipping. Go back and read that scripture from the first verse down.
Looking at this great,great,great, great,great gramp, noone should ask him anything;his prune aint been in honey n 100 yrs, if ever.He is 2 b laughed at, never serious:him just too old!
I actually disagree with Cenk here. Robertson isn't completely in the right here either, but there's some truth to what he says.
A healthy relationship can often take place in the form of cat/mouse pursuit. If the wife, or husband, stops pestering the other for "flirting" and maybe makes themselves more "valuable" (often achieved simply by not caring and somewhat stepping back) the "mouse" will sense the withdrawal and move into "Cat" mode.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe Pat is right!.. maybe she's a sloppy lady that never puts out. And if he's always been a flirt then why did she marry the guy in the first place?
Pat Robertson is just a moron and should be put away for his own good as well as everybody else..this is the stupidest answer ..sounds like he is speaking from experience
When will people disturbed by Islam realize that Christianity really isn't much better. It is by keeping religious fucknuts like Pat and the underwear bomber on the fringes that we preserve human rights, especially those of women and children.
Christianity infringes upon the rights of children because their parents force this nonsense upon them. It strikes me as inflicting trauma on them. Children are only scared of the Bogeyman(Satan) because their parents teach them about him & tell them to be very afraid & go to church so he won't get them & burn them for forever & ever.
@Trustisaliability LoL. The point is that parents teach their children to be afraid of the Bogeyman, just like they do Satan. I find it hilarious that because you choose to believe in nonsense, I have to sit here & actually distinguish between Satan & the Bogeyman, when I deliberately related the two to make a point. You wanna feel even dumber? Look into Santa Claus & Black Peter, because I'm sure you don't realize Santa used to run around with Satan on a leash!
I've never been taught about th Bogyman, nor to fear Satan. Hate and fear are not the basis of Christianity.
As for you calling me "dumb" for believing in "nonsense", why don't you prove to me that it is "nonsense", just because you call it nonsense doesn't make it so.
"I have experienced God, I have felt his presence in worship."
What the Hell does that mean, exactly? All you're doing is feeling some kind of silly giddiness because you feel like you're being a good little boy. I could sit here & pound out random letters on the keyboard with my fists while making monkey noises & still be making more sense than you are here.
@Trustisaliability You know, the mind is a wonderful thing. It can be trained to heal the body simply by thinking it. It can believe that a placebo actually can cure all. It also can be taught that there's an old guy floating on cloud in the sky.
Surely because *you* feel 'him' 'he' must be real, right? If I said I felt magical unicorns all around me that told me to love everyone would you think I were crazy, or telling the truth? Probably would say crazy, but for your belief it must be real.
Yes, we are "obsessed" with rights. It's just part of our culture. And as much as I love London and many other things your nation has to offer, I wouldn't trade my culture for yours for anything. Our ancestors broke with your country for a reason - those funny little "rights" you're so blithely dismissing. So feel free not to immigrate, my friend, and we'll stay put, too.
@Bill1275w Sura II-180: "And kill them wherever ye shall find them, and eject them from whatever place they have ejected you; for civil discord is worse than carnage...Such the reward of the infidels." Verbatim from the Koran, find me in scripture where it spells out to its followers to kill non-believers. Christianity is bad, but Islam takes it to another level.
CHristianity is better in practice only because it has evolved with modern moral societies and has gone along with the shifting zeitgeist. Islam is just hundreds of years behind CHristianity.
In Islamic countries, the dude would be raping those girls and calling them whores because they don't cover their faces, not just flirting with them.
@supowit Also because Christainity has watered down its religious beliefs and turns a blind eye more to their scripture such as slavery & the oppression of women.
@charms71 Been to the region already, MP1 Divo, Engineering Dept, USS Nassau, Phibron 2, 5th Fleet, in support of 24 MEU Your turn Jeebusite. Maybe your majic sadomasochistic hippie carpenter can fly you there on his back.
@Bill1275w I have already seen your intellect capacity and even worse i know something about u. It's funny how u demonstrate the masculinity of your duty, patriotism, and heroism from the back of a computer under anonymity.
Your brain deficient resume doesn't impress the likes of me.
"I can tell from the fact that you're writing a letter to me, that you're niether cooking in the kitchen or barefoot and pregnant. It is obvious as to why your husband is talking to other women. He wants to trade up. So, do what all good christian women do... Sit down, shut up and don't question your Husband."
Look, I think some double-standards are understandable, but this one is eh... not OK. Being a guy myself, what he suggests as appropriate would be maybe interesting for a day (for jokes), but it's obviously retarded. The double-standard would be blaring louder than a red firetruck. If a husband knew her wife was a big flirt, would he get the advice that he needs to "stop being so naggy and go work out for once?" Hell no.
Even if you look at another man you committed adultery in your heart and must be regarded as a whore and...oh wait, it's man? Don't you dare question his actions! You are his property and it is your responsibility to please him! Any failure to do so and you are a failure as a human being!
@niriop A woman who is a man's wife isn't his property. She is her own person. A woman will probably try to do anything to please their husband. They ARE NOT a failure of a human being if they don't please the husband (or boyfriend) in a way they want to be "pleased". >:(
He's just doing a mock up of what Pat is basically saying to the woman who wrote for advice. niriop was imitating Pat to show how fucked up his advice was.
This is an official announcement - Pat Robinson does not speak for Christians - we know he is an idiot too.
rosebeeh 2 months ago
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME ABOUT THE DISLIKES?! WHO THE F*CK GOES TO PAT FOR ADVICE!
DeadCaseyJones 2 months ago
Oh, I see. Robertson thinks that fidelity should be conditional, depending on the wife's appearance.
Fundies fear strong, self respecting women.
RipTheSystem33 2 months ago
lol, I thought the family value types were really into... family values. Guess not. haha
VanessaTexasGal 2 months ago
What a dick. He's implying it's the woman's duty to keep her husband's faith by being an subordinate sex doll? Why is this man famous again?
rungiraffe8 4 months ago
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His face makes me sick.
twinkie13st 5 months ago
the voice of the anti Christ this is God this is Christianity A good messenger of od takes nothing with him but his water bread robe and word of god and go forth and spread the word not leave your million dollar home get into a limo and drive to the air port get into a privet plane fly to meetings and spread some word mixing church and state together then go to a studio and promote war and Greed i could go on and on but anti Christ messenger says it all he has lots of gold to pay hell with
MrJackmehoff1964 7 months ago
This is the guy that said a Nuclear war would bring back the second coming of Christ when he was running for president. Also I believe Daddy got him out from serving in Korea. Then he has enough guts to call Liberals anti-Military. Pat makes great talk but his nothing more but the Devil in sheep clothing the ridiculous Christian right buy into his snake oil. That is because people like him are masters in Manipulating Christian's and Twisting Jesus true teachings.
MegaELECTRICEYE 7 months ago
This advice won't do any good, MOST Christian-Rightists are inbred and UGLY as they are stupid and have issues with anger and booze
leegeorgeson 7 months ago
So He's basically saying stop being suspicious, and turn into a slut.
That's truly the Christian Way I suppose.
bbman10pwns 8 months ago
Pat is right though!
mysticsicness 8 months ago
pat robertson can suck my dick
Daisy4Loka 8 months ago
LISTEN TO ME!!
why would you ask such a question to a reverend? Huh?
shittyfagg 9 months ago
Typical Pat...blame it on the woman
LMA629 10 months ago
@morkelsamuel dude calm down hes a cool guy
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amalsee 1 year ago
Though I agree about the not hassling, I completely disagree about the 'Make yourself as fun and pretty as possible'. That's so wrong. If your man is flirty with other women, then I say clod shoulder. And that's it. U_U
kirabook 1 year ago
Well...at least he's speaking the truth. Some wives think it's ok to stay home, get fat and stop wearing makeup just because ur "married". If he wanted a lazy horse he wouldve married one. Stop hassling the man!!
Qborn81 1 year ago
@Qborn81 So what do you say to the men who don't care how they look to their wives, who stop treating their wives with love and regard for their feelings and thoughts? What about the men who cheat on their gorgeous wives who keep in shape and treat their husbands well? Do you still blame the wives then?
jfkjrlover 1 year ago
@jfkjrlover I would say stop bein a golddigger and get with someone who is up to par..only reason a great lookin woman gets with a fat guy or ugly lookin dude is for security and because she can hold him by the balls.." I can't leave her because I'll nvr get anyone close to how fine she is, so I'll put up with her nagging"... And that's all I have to say about that. That's the bottom line cause stone cold says do!
Qborn81 1 year ago
@Qborn81 You seam to have a very limited knowledge about women, and people in general, what you have to understand is that while money and looks apparently is what it is all about for you, most of us actually fall in love with someone's personality. That being said, some women like chubby men just like some men like chubby women.
Venefica82 1 year ago
its like rob pattinson but flipped
hahaha2792 1 year ago
This is incredibly funny.
likecrunchyness 1 year ago
For once i agree with him.
JetpackNinjaDinosaur 1 year ago
i think he's getting too old to be giving advice, on television
EnforcedCrowd 1 year ago
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Christians Believe that Jesus the son of Mary died for their sins!
So a Christian can commit atrocities like killing, and rape, and just say you believe in Jesus and you'll be saved? Is that justice? does that sounds like a JUST God to you? I see where Hitler got the idea to terminate Jews.
Christians believe that Jesus is (God ) and that he died and got berried for three days and three nights,
In this case who was in charge of the universe and creation while he was dead? think about it.
muslimdawah01 1 year ago
@SupremePenguinTone hahahahaha great response =)
Aidooosh 1 year ago
this is coming from a 16 year old male so what do i know, but If you need to make yourself look better so that your husband won't cheat on you, do you really think he deserves you? its obvious he doesnt care about the relationship more than his own sexual desires, its probably not someone worth being with in my opinion
HOBOconspiracy27 1 year ago 21
@Kite208 Arafat ran a religious state of which he was a member. Stalin was an atheist but abstaining from a religion is quite different than having one. Your move douche.
209809367 1 year ago
@Kite208 @Kite208 The message is to kill the enemy. If this is not the case then why did Yasser Arafat quote this exact passage from the Quran when telling the Palestinian people to kill the jews? "Have no mercy on the Jews anywhere in any country fight them wherever you are and kill them wherever you shall find them". -Arafat (watch?v=s7YdAhkRO88). No need to reply because you've just been owned.
209809367 1 year ago
Most of the time Pat gives decent answers. A few of the times he is way off. This is one of them. An absolutely TERRIBLE answer. You would think this was Bill Maher talking. "Oh c'mon please, he's just playin', heh heh heh. Don't hassle him. Don't hound him. Just make yourself look as hot as you can, heh heh heh."
Also shocking was how Pat COMPLETELY left out the Bible, God and Jesus in this reply. A 100% reply from the flesh and therefore no wonder it was so horrible.
Ziffel67 1 year ago
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@Ziffel67
You're a dumb ass.
mecher3k 1 year ago
@morkelsamuel yeah he's a luciferian. and the people who follow his words instead of jesus are also luciferians. those who turn away from these creeps and turn to christ are christians.
failblorg 1 year ago
If women want to stop their husband from cheating. How about a blowjob every day?
jxsilicon9 1 year ago
Pat is right. Women should make themselves look attractive, partly to keep them from cheating. That is kind of how it works. People love forgetting that we actually do think a lot about a person's appearance.
frankgrimes17 1 year ago
Married man of 5 years: Pat is actually right. If my wife took care of herself as she used to when she was my GF I wouldn't flirt with anyone else.
DrQuijano 1 year ago
@DrQuijano Wow, you're poor wife deserves so much better than you. Thank GOD you aint my husband!
jfkjrlover 1 year ago
@jfkjrlover If there was a god I would agree with you! I mean, who would want to marry some necrophillic nympho like yourself!
DrQuijano 1 year ago
@DrQuijano Do you even know what a necrophiliac is, idiot? Really clever, aren't you?
jfkjrlover 1 year ago
@jfkjrlover Someone who is sexually attracted to corpses. Given that our screen name says you are JFK Jr.'s lover, and JFKJr. is dead, and you are the dead guy's lover, I think that makes you one. Clever? Not compared to you.
DrQuijano 1 year ago
@DrQuijano Jokes on you, dickhole. I don't give a shit about the guy other than thinking he's handsome. I just wanted to come up with a screen name quick and chose the first one I thought of. In any case, your wife (if you actually have one) is a very unfortunate soul to have you as a husband. No debate about that; it's a fact. Now fuck off.
jfkjrlover 1 year ago
wait...that was bad advice?
elmirasahar 1 year ago
@Kite208 Typical islamic bullshit, KILL,KILL,KILL. After all that's what your good at! You TOWELHEADS have never contributed anything to humanity, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes or any natural disasters, you FUCKS give nothing and help no one. It all about you. WHO were the first ones on the scene after Pakistan got leveled by an earthquake, the FUCKING USA. Russia attacks Afghanistan, we helped them out, but not rebuild, why not help your brothers? As for your reward, a nice HAM DINNER.
gateman42 1 year ago
Pat Robertson must be a playa!
EFISHANT 1 year ago
I actually agree with Pat on this one.
jpowers55 1 year ago
@jpowers55 You are a complete MORON. If you have a wife I hope she she reads your comment and cuts your dick off and dumps your stupid ass. You sexist fuck!
gateman42 1 year ago
Pat Robertson's answer was secular and ridiculous
hookemhornmom 1 year ago
What do the scriptures say? Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting; but a women who fears the Lord is to be praised. Proverbs 31:30. The chapter starting at verse 10 actually describes what a truly beautiful woman is!
hookemhornmom 1 year ago
thats awesome advice
wallen1986 1 year ago
There was nothing about their ages, how he looked, how she looked, if he was ALWAYS a flirt. etc. If they're old (Robertson's audience) c'mon old guys are just flirts. But he just assumed it's the woman not looking good. But then if she gets all pretty and something happens like she's raped it'll be because she looked too pretty! Always the woman's fault.
DelusionalAngel 1 year ago
Pat, jesus fucking christ, shut the fuck up
MyExtraordinaryEdge 1 year ago 3
Pat is right on this one. If your in a relationship you have to play the game, man or woman. That's just life. dudes - workout and dress nice and chicks - workout and dress nice. period. If a dude is flirting then he's not getting something at home, simple. chicks do the same shit and so it goes.
madrokka 1 year ago
Pat's teaching the gospel of the new Christian Men's Movement "The Promise Keepers." They keep the promise to bring their women back to a more pure time when women didn't need education or birth control. PK teaches them to keep their wives busy with homeschool, bible study, gardening and housework. They go to marriage retreats and seminars where they learn that the woman is "the weaker vessel" and wants and needs to be protected - women who are shielded by their husbands give sex well & often.
patriciaredstone 1 year ago
@patriciaredstone Well men get sex and women don't have to work full time and run the household and drive kids everywhere they want. Are we actually living better now when you consider work life balence?
zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 1 year ago
@zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 God condemned the man to till the soil until the end of his days. God condemned the woman to have pain in childbirth till the end of her days. But the woman has ALWAYS done both. She tills the soil AND she has the larger burden of the family. It has never been any different. So your observations about contemporary culture are moot.
patriciaredstone 1 year ago
@patriciaredstone They are unable to now, look at any data you like more and more children are not given the care they need. When women "tilled the field" ( I wasin't talking THAT long ago) they were with their kids and teaching them life lessons. You can't outsource values!
zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 1 year ago
LOL - Wow. Just wow.
Ardenwolfe 1 year ago
@Kite208 It's Sura II 191. Though your comment is exemplary.
209809367 1 year ago
there is no end to the idiocy that is Pat Robertson.
zknix20 1 year ago
@morkelsamuel wow...i didnt notice that...good observation
charms71 1 year ago
Christianity was a few hundred years ago what Islam is now
Basically religions that ruled with the sword
After countless wars, Christianity has died down for the most part, and you will never hear about Christians killing people anymore because they are not Christian
But Islam is still going strong and practices this
MyPasswordIsUserName 1 year ago
pat robinson
AshleyUhmazing 1 year ago
im Christin but this guy make Christianity look like a joke
AshleyUhmazing 1 year ago
Sounds like Pat is an old school Pimp :) "Bitches better keep yo self up, or I be cruisin"
:P
Joxman2k 1 year ago 46
@Joxman2k - lmao lol
Mach2411 7 months ago
@Mach2411
I'm surprised Pat hasn't come out with a Christian Rap CD called "My Bitches be Religious Hoes"
:)
:P
Joxman2k 7 months ago
Pat Robertson is right if you do not want your husband to flirt and/or cheat wax your mustache, quit dressing like a slob and stop bitching at your husband. Pat is just telling the truth so all you hairy and overweight woman need to quit bitching and start taking care of your selves and you will see a 180 degree turn in how your man acts toward you. TYT is a PC pussy!
willyswear 1 year ago
@willyswear Why waste your time on that guy if when your 70 and up he will leave you. Naw Im cool without him, ill find a better guy. The longer you play with pusses the closer to dying alone.And for some that is a good life style....only when your rich, more power to them.
HeirOfGlee 1 year ago
It's very clear the Bible was written by good old macho men. Everyone else has to be 10 passes behind or handing from a noose :(
Chibithy 1 year ago
I don't give a shit what he says, my wife would give me a black eye for flirting with another chick!
odom602 1 year ago
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lol nice advice.
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TheKnowledgeEater 1 year ago
The Christian mindset is never wrong....
spartacandream 1 year ago
@spartacandream
Not if you can twist the theology just right...
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago
@tctheunbeliever
As you can do with mein kamf.
Though its sad that people still actually believe this crap.
spartacandream 1 year ago
Hey Pat, why don't you man up to make you more fuckable for your wife?
samiam2088 1 year ago
So according to pat Robertson, a woman like Hallie Berry wasn't hot enough cause her ex-husband screwed around on her.
kwatson813 1 year ago 2
WhyTF do they ask HIM about relationships??!!! tht's like the worst thing they can do.. wow american media keeps surpricing me.. ^^
BellaMusical 1 year ago
WhyTF do they ask HIM about relationships??!!! tht's like the worst thing they can do.. wow american media keeps surpricing me.. ^^
BellaMusical 1 year ago
It's amazing to me that people look at this guys as some sort of demigod.
WesSideCali 1 year ago
obviously it is always the fault of the woman, that's why we used to burn witches,..for turning on men
genie0390 1 year ago
Pat also predicted that millions will die in 2009. Well, that didn't pan out either.
626718 1 year ago
You're not attractive enough, and not outgoing enough. And you hassle him! True Story!
Koss42 1 year ago
After eve bit the apple and took humanity out of eternal paradise, many of the world's social ills have been caused by such hateful ideologies as feminism and other radical leftist fascism. If a man cheats on the woman, it is the woman's fault for either not being attractive enough, or not being available enough.
tehant1liberal 1 year ago
@tehant1liberal
LOL! So the guy should go out and get an STD from some hoochie because he's tired of the safe, clean, dedicated woman that is his wife. If he wanna chase tail so bad, why not divorce the wife, man up and pay alimony and then go stick and stir any short skirt still interested. I mean, sure they'll most likely turn him down after they find that he's broke from alimony and possibly child support, but he should've thought of that before he said "I do" in the first place.
vcdaniels 1 year ago
This judeo christian got the answer to everything .
The only ones bigger assholes than he , are the ones believe him .
007feedback 1 year ago
It's official: Pat Robertson is a major backslider.
IG2HI 1 year ago
A devil in a christian costume.
dwiggles1 1 year ago
Robertson is just setting up excuses for the next time some conservative hypocrite gets caught fucking around on his wife with some hooker or rent boy. It's amazing how many disgusting people gain fame and fortune in this world.
fightforyourrights9 1 year ago
Pat Robertson is in no way a representative of a simple, Jesus-loving, Bible believing Christian. Robertson is a freemason and a false prophet.
LordSnow69 1 year ago
@LordSnow69 Robertson certainly isn't a freemason nor any type of prophet, he's just another deranged prejudice holier-than-thou money-loving fundie who pimps out Jesus for his cash & ego.
kiwisunshine5233 1 year ago
@kiwisunshine5233 Exactly, on both accounts.
Koss42 1 year ago
Hopefully, Pat will be suckin' Jerry's cock and gettin' fucked in the ass by Jacko in Hell real soon.
kurd55 1 year ago
WOW! I finally agree with Pat Robertson....Someone call hell...is it froze over?
GWDPREZ07 1 year ago 2
Love this channel. Are you married?
Atheistatheart1 1 year ago
Some guy needs to call in on his show with the exact same question in a few weeks about his wife. Then lets compare the answers!! :D
coolman9999uk 1 year ago 22
@coolman9999uk That is a great answer. Although I get the feeling that Mr. Pat will be more sensitive to the plight of the "hard working" husband and not the " whore and " jezebel" of a wife.
staceyannc 1 year ago
Wince!!!!!
KCKatheist 1 year ago
Pat's right in line with his mythology:
"A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." (NIV, 1 Timothy 2:11-12)
"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (KJV, Genesis 3:16)
audadvnc 1 year ago
@audadvnc That is Old Testament stuff, emphasis on OLD. WE are suppose to be in the new dispensation of grace or rather being taught by the New Testament.
staceyannc 1 year ago
@staceyannc
Yeah, the New Testament version of sexual ethics... where, according to Jesus, if your eye should sin, you need to rip it out. Have fun with that.
frellthat 1 year ago
@frellthat I love how ppl interpret a book that's been translated so many times without a grain of salt. That verse was saying that if you cannot resist something when you are in the presence of it, you should try to prevent being around that influence. It can apply to not just adultery, but drugs, crime, gambling, bad habits etc. If you gamble a lot, you shouldn't go to the casino. If you think about cheating, you shouldn't go to a strip joint. Pretty simple. Common sense if you ask me.
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
@Yashendwirh
I love how people make up whatever interpretation allows them to believe in what they want to believe. How did you arrive at that conclusion? Jesus said, if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your hand causes you to sin, chop it off. Words like that were taken literally in first-century Palestine, they were not figurative or metaphorical in any way.
frellthat 1 year ago
@frellthat You sure those are the exact words; what meaning they held at that time? I'm guessing no since the bible has been translated many times. If we need to disambiguate simple things Shakespear said IN ENGLISH then to think a book compiled of many different books, by different people in a different language in a different culture& time should be taken directly today is rather irrational. You'll find many cultures applied smiler techniques before or w/o Jesus preaching/encouraging such.
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
@staceyannc Jesus himself says in the New Testament that he has not come to REPLACE the old Law, but to ENFORCE it. Every time you Christians claim the Old Testament no longer applies, you sin against your own God.
megamarsvin 1 year ago
@megamarsvin You completely misinterpreted that if you actually read your bible and understood it. Matthew 5:17-48 (New Living Translation) "Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to accomplish their purpose." In addition to the contexts of the new testament, he is saying that the Old Covenant is fulfilled through him, the New Covenant, which basically is simplified to "love people, love god".
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
@Yashendwirh That's partly true, and there you lay your finger exactly on the sore spot of the whole idea of religious truth. The texts are so old and so open to interpretation that they can (and have) been used to justify or condemn just about anything.
megamarsvin 1 year ago
@megamarsvin Pretty much yeah xD It's sad to admit, but people can corrupt anything if just said in the right context, taken out of context or put into just the right inflection. Politics likes to exercise these techniques heavily.
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
@Yashendwirh
And to continue (I only have the Revised Standard Version): "For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
That seems to clarify the issue of whether The Law is still in force.
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago
@tctheunbeliever Oh yes. I own some hotel bible, but I cross reference through the different bibles available on the internet just in case. Maybe it's just my take or understanding of it, but Jesus was a humanitarian and at the time, the 10 commandments seemed to be the most successful way to encourage other people to also be more humanitarian, though Jesus delivered it in a different or more convenient way.
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
@megamarsvin Never said the OLD Testament does not apply. And don't say YOU Christians. I've always been taught never to generalize a population of people based on one, two or a thousand. There are areas in the new testament that states that we are under a new dispensation of grace.
God gave some command specific to certain people ie. Abrahams descendants were to be circumcised. When it came to animal sacrifice G*D gave us Hebrews 10:1-18
staceyannc 1 year ago
@megamarsvin YASHENDWIRH said it perfectly. And please don't generalize a whole religion " you people" by one, two , or even a thousand that you may know. Some commands were given to specific people. G*D commanded Abraham to have his descendants circumcise, The old testament had animal sacrifice however in the new Hebrews 10:1-18 stated why this law is no longer practiced.
staceyannc 1 year ago
@staceyannc - except Timothy is definitely New Testament, originally credited to St. Paul. He wrote other male-centric stuff (such as 1 Corinthians 7) that held sway over Church doctrine to this day.
audadvnc 1 year ago
@audadvnc Wasn't 1 Timothy 2: 1-15 was the bible not talking about instructions on worshipping. Go back and read that scripture from the first verse down.
staceyannc 1 year ago
Looking at this great,great,great, great,great gramp, noone should ask him anything;his prune aint been in honey n 100 yrs, if ever.He is 2 b laughed at, never serious:him just too old!
LadySePe 1 year ago
This guy is ridiculous! That's probably what he's doing.
Beautiful women are cheat on too...
SilentedSpirit 1 year ago
I'd love it if he was like "and a blow job every morning to seal the deal."
LoryLandskipper 1 year ago
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I actually disagree with Cenk here. Robertson isn't completely in the right here either, but there's some truth to what he says.
A healthy relationship can often take place in the form of cat/mouse pursuit. If the wife, or husband, stops pestering the other for "flirting" and maybe makes themselves more "valuable" (often achieved simply by not caring and somewhat stepping back) the "mouse" will sense the withdrawal and move into "Cat" mode.
bluenytefalls 1 year ago
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bluenytefalls 1 year ago
I have heard this advise given many times by other people.
RobbyPaulPerson 1 year ago
pat roberston made me think robert pattinson from twilight
Cietru 1 year ago
@Cietru
Both equally as horrible
JerkyChid 1 year ago
I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe Pat is right!.. maybe she's a sloppy lady that never puts out. And if he's always been a flirt then why did she marry the guy in the first place?
lestliness 1 year ago
@lestliness Maybe he didn't inspire her to be hot.
ibwilliamsi 1 year ago
@ibwilliamsi especially when he has a bear gut and a five oclock shadow. xD
Yashendwirh 1 year ago
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bluenytefalls 1 year ago
This christian crap is so great. Such fucked up assholes. S
StyngRay1 1 year ago
What a pig!
VampireGotAIDS 1 year ago
finally pat says something right!
paragshah2112 1 year ago
"Let's go do the other thing".
Just what is Pat suggesting?
tybrady64 1 year ago 2
LOL! Conservative mentality is sad.
LtShock 1 year ago
Thats pretty funny and great advice if you ask me.
poopaholictar 1 year ago
Pat Robertson is just a moron and should be put away for his own good as well as everybody else..this is the stupidest answer ..sounds like he is speaking from experience
xadam2dudex 1 year ago
When will people disturbed by Islam realize that Christianity really isn't much better. It is by keeping religious fucknuts like Pat and the underwear bomber on the fringes that we preserve human rights, especially those of women and children.
Bill1275w 1 year ago 44
@Bill1275w
Then people get so many "rights" that society deteriorates totally.
I'm all for people choosing whether or not to believe and equal rights etc, but there must be limits.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability Yeah, and society is going so great right now. There is a limit...Don't impimge on anyone else's rights.
Bill1275w 1 year ago
@Bill1275w
You Americans are so obsessed with your "rights".
We don't have all these " rights" here and we are fine.
If you want to sin that is your problem but there are limits to what should be tolerated.
If you must be gay then do so quietly.
If you choose Atheism don't bully those who have chosen religion.
I also fail to see how Christianity infringes the rights of Women or Children.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
Christianity infringes upon the rights of children because their parents force this nonsense upon them. It strikes me as inflicting trauma on them. Children are only scared of the Bogeyman(Satan) because their parents teach them about him & tell them to be very afraid & go to church so he won't get them & burn them for forever & ever.
odetoinsolence 1 year ago 2
@odetoinsolence
1st I take offense at you labeling my religion as "nonsense".
2nd it is no way forced (or at least was not on me)
3rd By law everyone must learn about ALL the major world religions AND Atheism AND Evolution even in faith schools.
4th Since you have no proof to disprove Satan labeling him as the "Bogeyman" is ridiculous.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
Go ahead and take offense, it's still true
CyberTorked 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability LoL. The point is that parents teach their children to be afraid of the Bogeyman, just like they do Satan. I find it hilarious that because you choose to believe in nonsense, I have to sit here & actually distinguish between Satan & the Bogeyman, when I deliberately related the two to make a point. You wanna feel even dumber? Look into Santa Claus & Black Peter, because I'm sure you don't realize Santa used to run around with Satan on a leash!
odetoinsolence 1 year ago
@odetoinsolence
I've never been taught about th Bogyman, nor to fear Satan. Hate and fear are not the basis of Christianity.
As for you calling me "dumb" for believing in "nonsense", why don't you prove to me that it is "nonsense", just because you call it nonsense doesn't make it so.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
It's not nonsense because I call it nonsense; it's nonsense because it simply is nonsense. Santa Claus isn't real, man.
odetoinsolence 1 year ago
@odetoinsolence
The only "nonsense" is your argument.
I have experienced God, I have felt his presence in worship. I can justify my argument.
Whereas you are just spouting the word "nonsense" without providing any justification.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
"I have experienced God, I have felt his presence in worship."
What the Hell does that mean, exactly? All you're doing is feeling some kind of silly giddiness because you feel like you're being a good little boy. I could sit here & pound out random letters on the keyboard with my fists while making monkey noises & still be making more sense than you are here.
odetoinsolence 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability You know, the mind is a wonderful thing. It can be trained to heal the body simply by thinking it. It can believe that a placebo actually can cure all. It also can be taught that there's an old guy floating on cloud in the sky.
Surely because *you* feel 'him' 'he' must be real, right? If I said I felt magical unicorns all around me that told me to love everyone would you think I were crazy, or telling the truth? Probably would say crazy, but for your belief it must be real.
kokabeel 1 year ago 2
@kokabeel
I can only justify my beliefs to myself, i can not explain them to others.
I would think you were crazy but equally I would accept your right to hold that belief.
Trustisaliability 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
The real question is: Why do you think kokabeel is any crazier than you are? You know unicorns are mentioned in the Bible as well? LoL.
odetoinsolence 1 year ago
@Trustisaliability
Santa Claus = God! Stop worshipping Santa Claus, man.
odetoinsolence 1 year ago
Yes, we are "obsessed" with rights. It's just part of our culture. And as much as I love London and many other things your nation has to offer, I wouldn't trade my culture for yours for anything. Our ancestors broke with your country for a reason - those funny little "rights" you're so blithely dismissing. So feel free not to immigrate, my friend, and we'll stay put, too.
EyeLean5280 1 year ago
@Bill1275w Sura II-180: "And kill them wherever ye shall find them, and eject them from whatever place they have ejected you; for civil discord is worse than carnage...Such the reward of the infidels." Verbatim from the Koran, find me in scripture where it spells out to its followers to kill non-believers. Christianity is bad, but Islam takes it to another level.
209809367 1 year ago
@Bill1275w Exactly. It seems that only we (non-religious folks) are the only ones who seem to get it.
gir908922 1 year ago
@Bill1275w
CHristianity is better in practice only because it has evolved with modern moral societies and has gone along with the shifting zeitgeist. Islam is just hundreds of years behind CHristianity.
In Islamic countries, the dude would be raping those girls and calling them whores because they don't cover their faces, not just flirting with them.
supowit 1 year ago
@supowit Also because Christainity has watered down its religious beliefs and turns a blind eye more to their scripture such as slavery & the oppression of women.
kiwisunshine5233 1 year ago
@Bill1275w take a trip to Afghanistan and see the difference
charms71 1 year ago
@charms71 Been to the region already, MP1 Divo, Engineering Dept, USS Nassau, Phibron 2, 5th Fleet, in support of 24 MEU Your turn Jeebusite. Maybe your majic sadomasochistic hippie carpenter can fly you there on his back.
Bill1275w 1 year ago
@Bill1275w I have already seen your intellect capacity and even worse i know something about u. It's funny how u demonstrate the masculinity of your duty, patriotism, and heroism from the back of a computer under anonymity.
Your brain deficient resume doesn't impress the likes of me.
Dumb cowboy
charms71 1 year ago
Look good and shut up. nice advice.
dude12nothin 1 year ago
LMAO @ "he's not gonna cheat on you he's just playin" LMAOO
Boogathegreat 1 year ago 2
"I can tell from the fact that you're writing a letter to me, that you're niether cooking in the kitchen or barefoot and pregnant. It is obvious as to why your husband is talking to other women. He wants to trade up. So, do what all good christian women do... Sit down, shut up and don't question your Husband."
Signed, Pat Robertson.
sc0pl355 1 year ago 7
@sc0pl355 hahaha that made me laugh in work :P
TheLambentDrudge 1 year ago
Look, I think some double-standards are understandable, but this one is eh... not OK. Being a guy myself, what he suggests as appropriate would be maybe interesting for a day (for jokes), but it's obviously retarded. The double-standard would be blaring louder than a red firetruck. If a husband knew her wife was a big flirt, would he get the advice that he needs to "stop being so naggy and go work out for once?" Hell no.
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 1 year ago
Even if you look at another man you committed adultery in your heart and must be regarded as a whore and...oh wait, it's man? Don't you dare question his actions! You are his property and it is your responsibility to please him! Any failure to do so and you are a failure as a human being!
niriop 1 year ago 43
@niriop WELL SAID! lmao
BimoNR 1 year ago
@niriop A woman who is a man's wife isn't his property. She is her own person. A woman will probably try to do anything to please their husband. They ARE NOT a failure of a human being if they don't please the husband (or boyfriend) in a way they want to be "pleased". >:(
RRBvampgrl 1 year ago
@RRBvampgrl
He's just doing a mock up of what Pat is basically saying to the woman who wrote for advice. niriop was imitating Pat to show how fucked up his advice was.
Gamegirl22 1 year ago
stfu, byatch, and makes me more sammiches
megagagnon1 1 year ago
Well at least he's right that she's never gonna stop the guy from flirting, but telling her to look better is just a dick-headed thing to sau.
By the way, why is HE giving relationship advice? What would he know about beauty and sex?
SeBakasam 1 year ago
lol I wonder if a man who's wife was a flirt would get the same advice! I doubt it.
imaginelolalola 1 year ago