Top 10 Funniest Portal Lines

[ajhoffman11]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh, whats in here? wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[NascarDriver3]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[banjokazzoiefan]

No, props to my favorite Linkin Park song at the end :)

[backstabber1574]

2+2 is pfpfpfpfppfpfpfpf 10.

[NEScRETRO]

ahahahah! "and i was like "goodbye!" and you were like "NOWAYYY" that was fun". lmfao. that's my favorite too.

[reploid123]

remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit..........................Y­OU LOLED

[RitsuTheCreeper]

TWO PLUS TWO IS...(scritch scritch) TEN.

[dragonsandwich12]

Linking park!

[AutumnFox15]

Omg, this video is WIN!! :D

[Picelda1]

Glados = epic WIN

Linkin Park = Epic Win

This video suceeded ^^

[TheSonicSpoofer]

PORTAL 3 F**K YEA!!!

[Allikatsosweet85]

@TheSonicSpoofer i wish ....:P

[Solemntears]

theeerreeee reeeeaaaalllyy waaaaaaaaas a caaaaaaaaakeeee.

=D

[RashTopCompruter]

O.o when GLaDOS screamed, I literally jumped up from my seat.

[Solemntears]

@RashTopCompruter you mean when she said 'weeeeeeeee' or when the cuiosity core was dumped into the incinerator?

[katkat828]

There really was a cake.

[superjoseph98]

Oohhh what is in here aaaahhhhhh

[kissingmexx]

UHOH SOMBODY CUT THE CAKE O.O!!!

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

#1

"SPACE"

[infectedkoozer]

..And you were like....NOOO WAAYYYY.. Hahahha

[Ratizmal]

my favorite has always been 1

weeeeell there's annother one, but it's not here.

it is the on e that's like: "The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked [mumbled] cake."

I like it becuase it sounds like: "The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

[aahk909]

2+2=..........................­......10?!?!?



[Ratizmal]

@aahk909 in base 4!

[Leishmaniasisably]

my favorite was number 10 in base 3.

[pokefan3333]

Wait, first GLaDOS kindly takes the time to remind you the Companion Cube "Will never threaten to stab you, and in fact can not speak.If it does, disregard it's advice."(SPOILER!) In Portal 2, she fizzles a Companion Cube, (I think)and says :"Aww I think that one was about to say I love you."GLaDOS is being contradictive,no?

[Guigui13parent]

NO WAY

[diventox]

The number one is exaclty the good one!

[ADRENELINEDUDE]

My two best friends: Curiosity Core, Companion Cube.

[jpdavie123]

good choice of song at the end

[XeindiorulezFTW]

You're not smart! You're not a scientist! You're not a doctor! You're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?

[johncena123687]

6 the best is 6

[phineassprouse2]

GLaDOS is by far the funniest character in videogame history.

[CEClanTK]

@phineassprouse2 Wheatley is way funnier

[funkygirlkathryn]

haha i love the one

"remember the time when i was all like

im going to kill u

and u were like

no way

and i was all like

i only pretended to murder u"

haha

[hackers09fr]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!Bzzzzttt­...xD

[GameAddict101CL1]

YES GO LINKIN PARK

[MeltingCORE2]

When she says "to me"... O.O Shit, we're screwed.

[Deatheater7887]

The Turrents are funnier than GLaDOS

[TheHollyleaf]

And you were like no way lol my fav

[nickdrex124]

4lol

[TheFreedomcheese]

u 4got becus im a potato

[Shadowthedgehog1]

There was a comment where she said they are commited to your safety and giving supporting advice - the advice: don't touch the floor, it'll kill you.

[cindyloser]

[...] and you were like NO WAAAAAAAAY XD

[UberAstroDog]

4x4=12

[jakeycool8899]

@UberAstroDog x = 0.75

[PuggleRox1014]

@kraka99 I knew it was them!!! Omg I love them!!!

[SWAT200POLICE]

OH WHAT IS IN HERE AHHHHHHH

*FUCK YOU!!!*

[SWAT200POLICE]

2 + 2 = *PEOPLE SOUND* 10 XD

[SWAT200POLICE]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

[Assassinator6267]

I don't know if this includes portal 2 but if it does, where is "How are you, because i'm a potato"

[XxFreexRiidERxX]

NOBODY'S LISTNI- oh wait it's a portal vid. :D

[krakka99]

ending song is Linkin Park-Nobody's Listening :D good song

[arvydc45]

second wasnt glados

[TheGodlikeBlock]

no heluuuuuuuuuu?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­??

[KS1398]

ohhhhhh whats in here~?

[yankeesniper57]

"Nooo Wayyyy"

[SuperMartin255]

song please ?



[mickiblay1]

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye." and you like "No way!" and I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you~ :3" . . . . That was great. . .

[spuddsstudios]

1.)OHHHH! WHATS IN HERE?

2.)AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Best lines

[videoNOOB321]

you cut the cake but i cut the cheese! owned.

[CosplayCreators]

2+2 is ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffff ...10

[TheYO064]

Rename to "Top 10 Funniest GLaDOS Portal Lines". There are some that are much funnier imo.

"SPAAAAAAAAAAACE! SPAAAAAAAAAACE! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!" -Space core

"I'm different." -"Different" turret

"The square root of rope is string." -Fact core

[codysimpsonlvrgirl12]

@TheYO064 those are in portal 2

[TheYO064]

@codysimpsonlvrgirl12

When I read the title, I assumed that they meant both Portal 1 and Portal 2.

[Bawmish]

you should have put the part where she says "HELLOOOOO" That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

[AnimaxRules]

meh! game

[1edbassmasterfan1]

oooohh what's in here? aaaaaaaaahhh!

[davidmaximized]

2+2 actually is 10 in Base 4 since the numbers in base 4 are: 0,1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,etc. So, in that number sequence, 2+2=10

[jonahsoulthorn]

@davidmaximized 2+2 = 4 idiot!

[davidmaximized]

@jonahsoulthorn Did you read any of the explanation that I posted??? Normally 2+2 does equal 4, but not in base 4. Base 4 consists of the numbers: 0,1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,22,2­3,etc... So start with 2, then go 2 more, which is 10. If I were to say 3+2 in Base 5, the numbers in that system would be 1,2,3,4,10,11,12,13,etc... thus, 3+3 in Base 5 is 11. Bases can get pretty complicated...

[nmcvicker03]

@davidmaximized Win!!! Please take a bow after that.

[PBatsChamp428]

@davidmaximized OK this mind-fucked me for a sec but i think i got it now, in base 7, 2 + 5 would come to 10?

[davidmaximized]

@PBatsChamp428 Correct!

[HAYDNBBH]

@davidmaximized I dont get it ?

[davidmaximized]

@HAYDNBBH I can't really explain it any more. I suggest possible searching "Rules for base numbers"

[sept1ne]

@HAYDNBBH We use a base 10 system, so we have the digits 0 to 9. After 9 we put a 1 before the digits to represent the extra 10. For example, thirteen is 13 because we have one ten (the 1 represents one base) and another three.

If the base is 4, we only use the numbers from 0 to 3, and to represent anything higher you need to use a second digit again. so 13 would instead be 1*4 + 3 which is 7.

So 2 + 2 would be 4, which is 1*4 + 0, so 10.

[Danieldx22]

@sept1ne cool thx for the info

[eimazd]

@davidmaximized I would suppose that's why she quickly appends her "2+2=10" with "IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE!"

[zfrtable]

@davidmaximized Tbh the answer is 42

[Solemntears]

@zfrtable you don't know how right you are. . . lol

[XkissesXandXbulletsX]

@zfrtable The answer has always been 42 [THHGTTG]

[basiallo]

i suppose this is only glados lines, but my favorite is cave johnson's "when life gives you lemons" line.

these are all really funny, though. :)



[codysimpsonlvrgirl12]

@basiallo those are portal 2!!!! the uploader means portal 1 lines!!!!!!!1

[Seascapers]

2+2................10 BZZTYV K

[Th3Australian1]

the cake is a lie

[CashewHazard17]

THERE REALLY WAS A CAKE.

[punkibrouster]

@CashewHazard17 Yeah, there really was a cake... But you didn't eat it now did ya? THE CAKE IS STILL A LIE.

[ShanduMafia91]

Linkin Park - Nobody's listening is the song

[CrazyPinkypie]

when i first played this game, and i had to throw my compassion cube in to the fire IM LIKE OH HELL NO THE IS MINE BEOOTTCCHHH!

[sparkledorksbff]

What is the ending song?! I have a feeling I know the band, but not the song.

[rudy424]

@sparkledorksbff isn't it linkin park? sure sounds like it

[sparkledorksbff]

@rudy424 That's what I thought, but I didn't know for sure.

[rainbowumbreon10]

Imma write on my math test 2+2=10

[iROBIERIVERA]

@rainbowumbreon10 your still doin that kind of math? lol jk

[jonahsoulthorn]

portal 2 funniest line #1 CATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECATCHMECA­TCHMECATCHME!!! (wheatley)

[jakecrowley6]

Oh no, somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you but the cut it anyway. LOL

[DarkTheHedgehog117]

some of these remind me of tht girl robot from wally

[rvbhigajumba]

There reeeeeeaaaaallllyy wwwaaass a caaaakkkkeee

Omg glados

[IronInforcersecond]

0:36 I ROFLed when I heard it

[outforsushi]

Glados have been renamed to Siri

[Bodhi8721996]

2+2= *static* 10

Rofl

[2012ilove]

The cake is a lie!!!!

[BlakPalisadeOfficial]

2. is the best lmao

[darkria4]

Oooh, what's in heeeere? :3

[Pyronical122]

2+2 actually does equal 10 in base 4... In base 4 you can only have up to 3 in one place. So 2+2 would be 10

[TruthTeller365]

when did GLaDOS say "there really was a cake"?

[Skorpi00007]

@TruthTeller365 At the end when you destroyed her, it's her last sentence in Portal

[DoubleFoxTail]

Surprised "HULLO, That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" wasn't here, but other than that, nice list C:

[SuperMagmortar11]

I think the 2nd was was the finniest,but amazing list.

[Dromeracer94]

What LP song at the end?

[cheyxlove]

@Dromeracer94 Nobody's Listening

[SkullCandyBLN]

"Honestly it's not deadly at all... to MMEEEE" O_O

[manboi98]

and u was like "no way" (deep voice)

[raqmarotemar17]

I LOVE GLaDOS !! :D

[12Hypershadow]

1:13 is the best part :P lol

[tbgwen]

"weeeeeeee" "Static spaz attack"

[cheesepuffs53]

But You Forgot SPACE!!!

[lolisan123]

@cheesepuffs53 thats in portal 2

[cheesepuffs53]

@lolisan123 Still!!

[xxNailFirexx]

lol "2+2 is (static) 10...in base 4! I'm fine!" nice catch there

[bugenhagenish]

Maybe its some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it .

[LeeJay07701]

"Falling on the test floor may result in an unsatisfactory mark on your permanent record - followed by death."

[MrTommoboy]

0:54 dubstep?

[xDejahx]

"Helloouu" That was you. That's how dumb you sound

That was one of my favorites too lol

[NyanTeto]

WEEEEEEEE.

[WarriorFoxfur]

THERE REALLY WAS A CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!! >:U

[MrAMJohnsen]

song @ end?

[dooooodman7]

I love how my favorite quote was number 1 :D

[Naymy]

1) ...Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record - followed by death.

2) At the end of the experiment, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

3) All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they may be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues. No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!

[EPR89]

Maybe you should marry that thing, since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WON'T LET YOU!!! ... There. How does that feel?

[Zarthga]

@EPR89 That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.

[deadlycreature101]

@Zarthga i can't beleive he didn't put that it was funny

[CaveatFauxPas]

LP song at the end = thumbs up

[wwwlegozone]

best one was: this test may take a while you may start to feel light headed from dehydration feel free to pass out - we would like to remind you the coompanion cube will not speak or threaten to stab you

[24videowatcher]

I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS

[Savagekiller0]

2+2 is................10... in base 4. I'm fine!

[augusta005]

what the the title of the song in the end credit?

[travis3115]

and you were like *deep voice tut* NO WAY I lol'd

[PureAlcatraz]

1:13 for the best quote in video

[AprilPeach101]

and you were all like NO WAY

[k8eful]

1:16 She sounded like Gir :3

[CyanideSpirit]

You [ subject name here! ] must be the pride of [ subject name here! ]

[Portal2Rulez]

Stupid engineer #1: "Hey, I have an idea! Let's give an AI a neurotoxin generator!" Stupid engineer #2: "Oh, totally! Also, don't forget about the anger core! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? I mean, it's not like she's going to try to kill us or anything! While we're at it, we should giver her rocket turrets completely controlled by herself!" Stupid engineer #1: "Great idea! Let's get started."

[TheGamingOnion]

NO WAY!

[oSNE4Ko]

Noo body's listening !!! Such a funny game

[jpflextel]

Why the gay music at the end?

[NOTsoGUITARpro]

reminds me of gir.

[CariagaXIII]

no body is listening yeah

[iTehHolli]

'And then I was all, we pretended to murder you,

That was greatt :D'

[knucklehand]

Two plus two is... ten...

In base four, I'm fine!

That's one of my favorites. #1 too.

[xerxerxex]

Hal-9000 would have fallen in love.

[GloaBlade]

Where's "Speedy thing goes in... Speedy thing comes out!"

[pichachusan360]

2+2 is *SSSHHUSSSSSHUSSSSSSSSH* 10

[bruce00ja7xrobgoblin]

@pichachusan360 in base 4 im fine!

[bruce00ja7xrobgoblin]

"Unbelievable you [subject name here] must be the pride of [subject home town here]" makes me laugh every time I play portal xD

[thecoolmew]

I thought that 1 would be: Stop now and CAKE will be served immediately.

[shmo395]

And you were like, "NOO WAAAY"

[hatsunemikulove76]

VISTA IS A VIRUS!

[lupusdrh]

"Do you smell something burning?"

[equiinom]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee-@!#!$!#$!#"

"Ohhh, what's in heeeeeeere? AAAAHHHHH!!!"

LMAO

[latinoalex5]

83 people will get the deadly neurotoxins.

[11reactor]

NOOOO WAAAAY!!

[ommeh49]

1. due to mandatory maintenance, the approriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable. it has been replaced with live-fire course designed to military androids. the enrichment chamber apologice of the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck. 2. enrichment center is committed to well being of all participants. cake and recounseling will be available in the conclusion of the test. 3. the enrichment center reminds you that the android hell is a real place where ud be sent

[TheLochax]

1:15 is epic WIN NUM, 1

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is *hurrdurrhurrdurr* *ten* IN BASE FOUR! I'M FIIIINE!

[TheAshleyAngst]

xDD i love how cool "vista" was in 2008

SSOOO three years ago

[Jadyn1112]

"NO WAY (Deep Voice)"

XD

[WSLMinecraft]

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when that platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "Goodbye." and you were like, "No way!" and then I was all, "We pretended we were going to muder you!"? That was great.

[Fanggirl99]

this is what you should have put on number 2:

GLaDOS:Whats your point anyway? Survival? Well, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I've got your brain scanned and backed up just in case something terrible happens to you. Don't belive me? Here I'll put you on: HEELLOOWW! Thats you! Thats how dumb you sound! You're not smart, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?

[UltimachuRAWKS]

"Theeeeere reeeeeaallly waaaaaas a caaaaaaakeeee :'("

[lilmissluwho]

you shoulda put speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. lol :)

[bluewave118]

you should of put

glados: someday we wil remember this and laugh and laugh and laugh

well i will anyway

you might not be able to look back

[darkfur18]

didn't we have some fun though? remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!'. and i was all like 'we pretended we were going to murder you'?

that was great...

[mademofly]

1:14 she sounds like gir XD

[BlueBadazzeled]

LINKIN PARK FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN BITCHES

[andrerock5]

You think you doing some damage? 2+2 is *hurr durr hurr durr* 10 ._.

[eeveelutiondude31]

GLaDOS is hilarious

[shadowofzanix]

Number 2 is cruel. Why could you make fun of that poor curiosity sphere dieing. You are sick.