گزارش هایی كه هیچوقت از تلویزیون جمهوری اسلامی پخش نشد

[llpanterll]

chera be eslam fosh midin? khob farhange 2500 saleye shma hamine dige. agab munde yani shi? hala shoma khodetuno az hame behtar midunin. un gozareshgarhaye bi sharaf ham khodeshun mardomo maskhare mikonan

[MegaHana25]

vayyyyyyyyyy delam mordammmmmmmmmm

[esteghlali9]

vijdan dashte bashin

[polokhor]

Nemidoonim bekhandim yaa gerye konim.

[khoharo]

b baghah me dan

[PersianPimp31]

shashidam be mohammad wa ale mohammad

[6payam]

hahaha seda sima khodesho loo dad az har kas ke mosahebe mikonan beheshun yad midan ke daghighan chi began nang be JE ke hame jore mardom ro ajir mikone

[Batanem]

:)) ajab!



[Byron10301]

27 khordad, 22 bahman-e!

[amelis17]

Bayad baraye tamadone ARIYAI sogvari kard!!!!!!!

[duxluver]

4:48 , goh bokhor

[kasra20giv1]

فرار امام ته چاه بیاد همه ی مارا نجات بده

هرکجا که اسلام و حکومت اسلامی پاشو بزاره همین آشو همین کاسه است باید کشور را از شر اسلام رهانید

[liongirl1985]

وای به کجا رسیدیم که دو کلام نمی تونیم حرف بزنیم! وای بر ما!و

[TheWinter1999]

khob bokoneh?

[z84r60]

faghat viiiijdan dashte bashim va shahr dare abali ham khob bekone looool so cute albate on avali ke mige nemidonstan eshtebah kardan shoma bebakhshin ham kheyli bahal bod

[Persian1Godess]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ayyyy delam

[SefrBistoYek]

its not funny at all.......

[reza4975]

@SefrBistoYek Its funny its just that your not fucking right i guess you cant help it i bet you never laugh in your fucking life! and sorry for the swearing forgive me.

[SefrBistoYek]

@reza4975 I laugh on ignorant people like you- but what about you have you ever cried for the terrible situation of people living in the subburb of Tehran.???have you ever seen people too poor to eat/wear in Iran???if you have seen, youd better dont tease but cry.OZGAL the best name 4 u man :)))))))its more funny

[reza4975]

@SefrBistoYek First of all ozgal is more meaning to you because you dont have to cry all the time some times you got to laugh you shit islam bitch and yeah you think i only laugh them i am hoping that they get better but we just cant help it can we???

[SefrBistoYek]

@reza4975 DUDE excuse me yes i think i am myself an ozgal but "to kaz mehnate digaran bighami.....nashayad ke namat nahand adami...." CAZ "bani adam aazaye yekdigarand ke dar afarinesh ze yek goharand"In holy quran God sayes "dont tease each other" in Islam we learn to be peoples a sort of( pain killer).....you have problem with whom? me? Islam? poor people? or what ?..........

[SefrBistoYek]

5:12

[kaniaskan]

kerm tu kus madart hay xaen xwfrush madar jnda kafr mutlaq kerm tu kus madar linen stalen tffff

[kiairan1982]

man haj yadolah satoori hastam, mardooouuum bayad veeeejdan dashteh bashan...

[namiomani]

Vijjjjjjjjdan dashta bashan

[RE5613]

nice

[jikjikpampam]

on 6.00 the guy is holding his beard toward god?

[benjamin9047]

the last one was awsome xD



[jija0909]

ghorboone irania beram 

[iranrose2002]

man nemifahmam hala hei fosh bedid hei fosh bedid. ba in fosha be koja residid. kiro zamin gir kardid.hamashoon soro moro gonde neshastan oon bala kakeshoonam nemigaze ke amsale shoma darid beheshoon fosh midid. nemidoonam bayad che kar kard manam mesle shoma. vali midonam ba harf be jayi nemiresim.

[elsagirl3000]

hey don't be mean. they are not super educated. it's not their fault.

[arman2pac]

man faghat moondam khabar negara chejoori khandashun nemigire

[feafn]

vayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 5:55

khelie bahaleeeeeeeeeeee

[davudpersian]

haj yedollahe satoriiiiiiii man asheghetam.. ahahah ba shoraha bayad vizhdan dashte bashan

[2000sahel]

nazi in pesare khili ghashang mikhond

[futile1981]

5:11 o daryabin...

[DarkDante08]

cheghadar bad bakhtim.

[unknown2022]

age ahmadinejad vaghean raay avorde 100% raaye in doostane aziz boode ke too vid bahashoon sohbat mikonan

[SassanianPrince]

Heife Kir ke man bekonam to kos Islam.

[persiabande]

eival damet garmmmmmmmmm

looooooooooooool

[00PersianLady00]

on pesare ke mikhoone 5:32

man asheghe in ahangam o deram hey dombalesh migardam

kesi midoone esme ahange chie ?? plz give me a message age doonestin :D :D mersi felan

[persiabande]

fekr konam male danial hastesh albate age eshtebah nakonam

[LoveJBandDemi]

uun marde ba vijdan az hamee bahal taree:)):))

[lennon7100]

lol

[ivietalism]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Valkyrie761]

The guy at 5:49 spoke only the truth...

[padeshahiran]

kiro to koseh jomhuri islami

[persian0girl]

2:00 harchi mige nemifahme yaroo=))=)) vay khodassss!!!! pirezaneam ke taheshe=))

[3852065]

5:59 yaroo rish a sho gerefte to dastesh :))

[arashkerman]

in ablah khabarnegar be che haghi bichareh ro maskhreh mekoneh?!!(megeh abesh dir pazeh?!!)bisheor ahmagh nmefahmeh ke yek bicharay ke mahi120toman hoghogh megireh vaghty dorbin tv ksafat shoma ro mebineh fekr mekoneh ke khoda omdeh bhesh komak koneh,!!khodsho gom mekoneh!!!!!

[TheGreatCyrus100]

3:26  viijdan...viijdan...

[naughtygirll91]

khak bar sare shohare:Dvaiii mordam az khande

[arminalizadehnia]

5:12 . . . hahahah shoharet kojast? shoharam talagh dad khar koseh!!! hahaa ghabreh babash baranesbat > man doost daram yeshab beshinam faghat ba in pirezan begam bekhandam . damet garm video't takkeh be khakeh

[KillerZO6]

mige Khak bar sar ya khar kosseh? vali kheily bahale.

[persianqu33n]

vay shohare khodas

[20sahar]

akhe in pesar naze kiye sedat enghadr ghashange, ghorbone sedash beram man. talent dare waghean. afarin kuchulu

[oner112]

in adamha hame ja hastan, tuye in film golchin shodan, dar zemn nesfeshun adamhaye mamooliand ke be zabane sadehye khodeshun daran harf mizanan! chize mozheki ham nemigan! mishe khandid vali name melate kheng monasebeshun nist.

[Parisa1000]

zanaye maro mardayo maro lokhteshoon kardand :))))

[bluesoulboy22]

abesh dirpaze!!! lol

[Alireza666]

2:15 migan harfe hagho bayad az dahane bache shenid bezoor yaro mikhad harfe dorogho bezare dahane bache ke ta tasmime cobra (Iran school 3rd grade) bishtar nakhonde... nefrato ..heeye nefrato ... ;)

[B3ndozZz3r]

kheili bahal bood. haz kardam. bache he ke mikhoond ro bayad kalash ro khoord kard.

[ghashraf]

shahrdare abali khoob bokonehh!!! lol

[FardinFaryadTv]

hahahah dametan garm lol

[chaghar]

the small kid is so annoying. just wanna slap him

[fariborzzak]

funny

[arezoazadi]

بیخود نیست که وضعمون این شده، بابا با این ملت خنگ حقشون همین حکومت وحشی و عقب افتاده است، به قول معروف: هر ملتی لایق همانچیزیست که بر او میگذرد!!! واقعا متاسفم ...

[007fistanswer]

mikhai begi to jozve in melat nisti?

[elhampers]

affarin.rast migin.

age hameye in polhaii kle sarfe aslahe va keshvarhaye dige mishe be mobareze ba bisavadi miraft in rooza be saremoon nemiomad

[MitanniEagle]

lol

[Irani1350]

Ta waghti ke ma mardom inghadr bisawad, shoot, khaayemal_pardon_ hastim bayad az in badtar ham bekeshim.

[007fistanswer]

vaghean vaghean mardom cheghadr vazeh va sarih khodeshuno moarefi mikonan

in alfaz ro be hame nemishe elgha kard

[arsalankhafan]

ey khoda be dadeton berese... bishtar delam gereft ta inke bekhandam... maha insare donya darim az khoshi bala miarim onvaght ina....

[millyUT]

-"ruze akhare mahe ramezan kaye?"

-"e.. aide fetr."

LMFAO!!!!! XDXDXDXD

[zolozan]

Khob bokone

[BooBooshi]

aabesh dir pazeee. loooool

[behradpit]

وطن يعني دويدن در پي نان

وطن يعني کمک کردن به لبنان

وطن يعني عرب را چاق کردن

معلم هاي خود را داغ کردن

وطن يعني نبود تايد و شامپو

وطن يعني رييس جمهور هالو

وطن يعني صف نون و صف شير

وطن يعني همش درگير و درگير

وطن يعني همين آئينه دق

وطن يعني خلايق هرچه لايق !

[rojgreen]

@behradpit

akheyy nagoo khalayegh harche layegh ma khodaish mardome khoobo mehrabooni darim,vali ba baghiyash movafegham.

[ivietalism]

vay pesar mordam az khande damet garm =))) Muhahaha :))

[travelermarkopolo]

Eyvall gozareshgare kheili sheytoone!

[sirvan1360]

aya dalile hemaqate ayn badbaxta mazhabeshan nist????

[persianqu33n]

5.12 omg i laughed so hard

[ENGINE0]

akharish khodast. hame ina ke hastan khaharo zano bache haye ma hastan, hahahahhahahahaah

[timazpete]

viiiiiiiiigdan

[bahman1962]

in khabar negaarha mardom ra dast miandzand chon zooreshoon be dolat nemireseh

[arian40]

jarian e in bache he ke mariz bod khabide bod ro takht chie ??? daghigheye 4:22 man nagreftam,,

[Sasan233]

dasht ba khodesh var miraft!

[roozbeh12]

@Sasan233 loooooooooool kiresh ba aklil soranj sakhte shode bood?

[amooballer]

@Sasan233 هاهاهاها هاهاهاها

[NobelMan1000]

@Sasan233 chera kos m igi, tasadof karde

[2009bita]

@arian40  man ham nagereftam vaghean

[MrADEL84]

@arian40 Goftam Ke bachash tekon nemikhore , Dastesh dasht tekon mikhord

[ssiasattari]

dustan in mozu mitune khandedar bashe,

vali dar assl narahat konandast.

amma ye chizi ro faramush nakonid (un kassani ke kharej az IRAN ro nadidan) va un inke dar keshvarhaye dige ham kheili ziade in ro nemigam ke bekham in Video ro tojih konam.

tu in Video sen o sal dar budan in tarafiharo chi migid 20 24 ...35.. sale tu gozareshashon neshun dadan

ke nemidunan masalan paytakhte keshvareshun kodum shahre va ....

albateh midunam momkene bavar nakonid.

zendeh bad IRAN va iranie mihanduste vaghei

[karlgustaviii]

inja haman PERSIA hast! hala hey boro begoo I AM FROM PERSIA!

[amirhosseinel]

whats wrong with the guy at 0:28?

[livingeasi]

Man az aval khodamo control kardam ziyad nakhandam, vali akhare video az khande terekidam. 07:06"Zano bacheye man inja nistan, vali hameye inayi ke injan fargh nemikone, zano bacheye ma hastan"

[resumetilit]

اون پسره صداش خوب بود!

[zebelemahal]

خداوکیلی خودتون قضاوت کنید ملتی که از اقشاری مختلف شبیه این افراد تشکیل شده باشد وضعیتی بهتر از این میتواند داشته باشد؟ولواینکه برای هدایت آنان همه دنیا هم بسیج عمومی شوند .تازه به فارسی زبان بودن و تمدن دیرینه مان نیز می نازیم.

[Cosmos0]

2:40 "Dige' nakhand". 4:57 the guy is WHISTLING!

[ghaz83]

ziad narahat nakon khodesho, tuye Americam az in khenga ziade

[SOHRABIRAN]

vaghti shakhseyat va shooreh gozareshgaran in basheh mikhay az mardomeh binava keh hamisheh zireh setameh hameh bodand va ba nameh mazhab harkari bahashon mikastand kardand cheh entezari misheh dasht..migim mardom bisavad va moghaser nistand keh intor barkhord mikonand ...shoma chi aghayoneh ba savad,,,baba hameh chiz toyeh in sarzamineh aryayi az beyn rafteh,,,dastet ghalam besheh ey mazhab. zendeh bad IRAN VA IRANI

[jigili2008]

vaaaay eyvall =))

Daghighe 6:18 TooOOoope =)))))

[bettyjoon3]

minute 3:00 khodasssssss!

[IRANDOKHT2020]

khob bokoneeeeeeeeeee mordam az khande

[satsugigaoka]

shayad bazi ha nemidoonan,ishtibah kardan kholase bebakhsid...he he he

[Sasan233]

your welcome NI99MA

[NI99MA]

jayi ka nabayad neshone na mahram bedin nadin ay dokhtara nasihate in madaro gosh bedin:D

nakardan dige age mikardan ke ye kari mikardan:D

shahrdare ab ali khob bokone:D

baghiye hol nashan nadan:D

ghabre babaye shohar:D

shoharam haftei ye bar miad khone :D nemidoni kojas??!!:D

dar kol kheyli bahal bood thanks Sasan233

[zibabahadori]

faghat veejdaan dashte bashan !

[Darachay]

nemitoonan ghavam becharoonan!

[hacktivism]

لعنت به کسایی که ایران رو به این روز انداختن

[yolemmein]

5:03 ha ha mige yaroo hol shod raft daad!

[mehdiostad]

ba in hame nabeghe , bad migan chera ahmadinejad rayis jomhooreh!!!

[humppppa]

Yeki mese ina dar haghe khodeshoon zolm mikonan age ahmadi nejad Presidenteshoon nabashe!!!

[achacha29]

heheheeh Abash dir pazeh,vaghan motasafam

[farhad0019]

gav gav charon

[RAMssassin]

haha akharie bahale... aghayoon rayat nemikonan hey mian mizanan too khanooma o miran!oops

[bowyIndaHouse]

Rofl video , vaghean ke kose naneye akhoonda :).

[alpheqwe]

4:55 the thing

[mubbq]

khaili bahal bood oon pirzane terekoon SHOHAR KOJA BOOD KHAHAR KOSDE lol

[u2222222222222222]

icone khandeye deraazkesh!!!

[tofriendship]

کس ننه آدم دروغ گو/ خارکسده اگه این مصاحبه ها پخش نشده پس چطوری این هارو گیر آوردی؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

این مصاحبه ها به عنوان برنامه طنز از شبکه 5 پخش میشد

[yolemmein]

آره همشونو نشون داد مثل اون خانومه که گفت آقایون میزنن تو خانوما! یا اون که داشت قر میداد موقع سجده! یا اون که داشت برای یارو دیکته می کرد که چجوری دروغ بگه در مورد راهپیمایی. می هم موافقم کس ننه آدم دروغگو و آدم احمق.

[parsa121]

lol! SHOHAR KOJA BOOD BABA, GHABRE BABAYE SHOHAR!LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Persian274]

u have to be careful when u r using the verb ( kon ) in farsi

[khashaa597]

fagat viiiiijdan dashte bashan....lol

[armogino23]

bishtareshoon turkan

[toopmoop]

hahahahahaahahaha

kheyli bahal bood .......

[mosisazi]

hahahahahaha kheyli bahal bod hahahahah

[ghalaat]

Rubish

[ehsankarimi8]

bachee kocolloe chegadar sedayee ghashangee dasth :( man omidvaram ke ayandehyeh va zendegeyee khoobee dashtee bashee dar iran. ehsasee keylle bade ke bebeeneee 2 yee donya chegadar be edalatee hast :( eyyyyyyyy koda

[Ostadamir]

mordam az khande

[Ostadamir]

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

khoadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Terekidam az khande

[okjuhytf]

yani akhere sooti bodaaa.terekidam az khande

[shahedvrm]

اگر 27 خرداد، 20 بهمن باشه، 20 خرداد ميشه كي؟

[jawidiran1976]

hamwatan-o doost-e aziz sasan233 merci baray-e in video-ye ghashang.faghr-e farhangi hamin ast ke shoma ba in video neshan dade-i!!!!!

[ajibe123]

albate doste aziz in video faghat neshan dahandeye faghre farhangi nist,,neshon dahandeye dorogh,haye tv jomhori eslami va nefrate mardom ham az nezam ast

[pedramdoobs]

na khodaieee entezar darid ba in melate ghaioor va ziba ma be koja beresim

[ASHA999999]

waaaaaaay! aan keshvar kaar ziyaad daarad! Badbakhtim baraaye aabaadaanye aan sarzamine gand va poosideh shodeh Taaziane gande islam!

Az porshokoohiye enghelabe gande islami shokoohesh rafteh shekvash baraaye maa moondeh!!

[ezrayeel]

eyvall khili bahal bod

[dastehkhar]

CHe osgolaii hastan ina :))

[rallbon1357]

khodaayishaaaa,, badan migan ke ahmadijejad cheraa raees joomhoore maast?! be in mellat oonam zyaadye....

[PersiansUnited]

yeki hole shod dad vali baghiye nadaran bedan!!!

LOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

[soltaniye]

خیالتون راحت باشه اگه هیچ کاری مسوولین نظام بلد نباشند عوضش کردن و به گا دادن رو خوبه خوب بلد اند مطمئن باش خوب می کنند !!! ههههههههه

[efreeteh57]

yeki hole shod dad vali baghiye nadaran bedan...hahahahaha

[payameJnik]

خليي جالب است زيرا نشان مي دهد ما چه اندازه بي سواد و ابله در ايران داريم. بيخود نيست که آخوندها در ايران حاکم هستند. بسيار گلچين جالبي بود.

[2anewday]

fagat minute 2:03 HAHA

[amir5631]

ey val baba kheili bahal bood .....!