you should know that nobody wants to be fat and someone might eat the same amount you do but their metabolism rate is double slower than you. that, if you know it cant be changed, you should not say that fat is stupid or ridiculous cause it's not the character of the person's problem but what lies in the person's body.
you know what is funny it is ok for a woman to complain about our penis size but if we complain that their breasts are too small we are pigs like WTF??
Nothing is more unattractive on a girl than when they have their bones popping out. its disgusting and they look ill. You look ill in this video and you are to sucked in by society, sort yourself out and be your own person.
Clothing makers just don't care much for you eh? Shirts for narrow shoulders, pants for short hips, and they make up numbers for your clothes. What else? And yes, sizing is stupid.
Also... Sirens are the national anthem around here.
Ok ladies and hoes. To mostly the white girls. Im half asian/half mexican and am here to say we do not have small dicks!! Proof well check my video. Then talk freaking white bitches
As a hetero male, I can say, without doubt, that size does NOT matter. You've gotta look at the whole person. What good is a huge pair o tits is she's as ugly as punch, or has a big arse aswell. Some girls have a sexy way about them, without a big chest endoument, whereas other's have a big pair o hangers, but fuck all else goin for them. So....
Ya but breasts don't factor into satisfying sex. A man with a small schlong doesn't have the girth or length to create enough friction and satisfy the women.
my bf has 5.5 inch length and 5 inch girth and Im statisfied.
theres a tall friend of mine who couldnt deal with that size because she has a wider vagina. shed need girth around 6 inch at least which is probably bit difficult to find.. each person is build different, the key for this problem is just to statisfy your partner in a different way. For example her last boyfriend bought one of these penis sleeves and she was very happy with it and he liked it too.
Size does NOT matter. Theres a bird who works in the local deli, who has a big cleavage, but nothing else. No looks, no personality, no sexy way about her. And guess what, she wouldnt get a date in a fruit market. I mean, the tide wouldnt even take this bird out. So so much for size mattering
Why did you watch it for that long then? Was somebody making you? No, I don't think so. Fatuous comments like that are more of a waste of your time and mine.
@Eliseharris You only wasted 3 minutes of my life. The other 8 were entertaining and enlightening. Unfortunately, the 3 minutes were spread out in between the good stuff. I'd be enjoying your video for like 4 minutes and then BAM! a wasted minute. I don't really know what to do about that. Multitask maybe?
5" is the average and it takes about 7" for the average girl to be very satisfied. This is a problem since only 5% of men have the "ideal" penis. Women don't consider this usually when they take a peek at the bulge.
Sorry about this elise. Last comment about bozenaharvey a swear! But I think I am the one who appretiates life, and bozenaharvey is twisted, just look at his profile thingy... Any way bozenaharvey, if you want to ague, do it by mail, don't wanna spam Elise's lovely video any more :)
chrshr, I cannot understand a thing you write and probably haven't seen all of it in context, which makes you even harder to follow. Be absolutely assured that I have never addressed a single word to you except this dismissive missive & I will never do so again.
Oh sorry that wasn't clear, I was saying it to bozenaharvey. I must say though, I like girls who are size 14, with curves and bumbs in all the right places of cause XD... Oh and bozenaharvey, I have had simuler experiences then you sopposibly have, and I don't bring it up unless neccessery, so just do as Eliseharris does and cut your self... Oh that was realy evil... SORRY!
I'm like SO on the wrong site. Sometimes I'm grateful I've had such an INSANELY hard life, as it's made me really appreciate food and LIFE. I'm lucky I see it that way as others clearly choose to end up twisted.
Oh and don't come over all patronising with your "that is just basic". What is BASIC is that if you eat MORE than you need it's greediness, a form of disorder, and if you eat LESS than you NEED yet aren't in a third world famine- you have an eating disorder. It is a sick madness to want to lower your own strength. THAT is BASIC. Love and bunnies, Bo.(I have to leave town, so when i return, if you respond at all, I realise now that I'll have to hunt amongst millions of responses to find it.)
I don't want to argue with you, however it was you that started this. I am not saying anyone should eat less (or more), I am saying if you eat less than you need you WILL lose weight and more means weight gain. Though everybody has different needs obviously. There is no opinion in that statement hence the 'basic'. If your whole point was to make me stressed, job done.
You are disagreeing though, and for no sensible reason. I merely responded to YOUR words on YOUR video so how could I have "started this". As for stressing you? Grief. Unwell people may, perchance look to you for inspiation, so I offered pleasant, helpful reminders to keep strong for life and......oh I give up. All the best, Bo
I tried 10 on first. It fit better it turned out. Very odd. And these things are rarely all the same size in teh same places even if they have a label saying they are the same size.
Also, I am fairly bitter at times towards anyone with a mother who even talks to them, let alone gives free money to them. It's something I've worked on and it only hits me occasion these days. My mother tried to murder me when I was young and has me arrested if I try to visit. I gave up. We haven't spoken in decades. I'm glad you didn't spend it all at once on the latest pregnancy fashion.
It's all true. I'm sorry you assume that people with a similar history to yourself are valid, yet those with vastly different experiences are somehow trying to be confrontational. If the horrors described sound funny, it's only in hindsight. Just had a great holiday and returned to find this badinage has deteriorated to such a degree as to make me say, "Goodbye, and thanks for the Okra". Peace, love, eat your greens. Love Bo
Oh terribly sorry about last comment from me. Am tired and read the list upside down, believing you to have wiped all but comments aged 2 weeks. Good of you to reply. BUT I STILL SAY you are confusing NEED with GREED. No-one NEEDS a bunch of food that makes them big. Those people are being GREEDY for the sake of it. They actually need what makes them a nimble, strong, healthy size, in case an alligator leaps at them so they have the strength and speed to SHIFT SHARPISH!
Double disappointment.Shame on you. I hope my next look at the 'video comments' bit of my channel, will NOT lead me to find you've banished THIS comment too, so I'll be THRICE disappointed. Your Grandfather Buster Keaton and I go way back before you were born, he'd be gutted, (though he wouldn't show it), if he knew what a precious little madam you'd become. Only bum lickers for censorious Ms Elise! No discerning fair commentators who even credited your okra work! Pah!FOR SHAME!
I must add that I had been drinking for that post, so references to "ou" and "wold" and certainly, amybe" are no cultural references but actually drunken typo's(which means the writer lost all control of his fingers)but at least I was trying.
oh...oh......oh....(hang on can I get another in....oh!) elise....£50 is loads, ou can eat all you need, have sum left over to feed a 3rd wold family, buy all you need in gauzey lightweight blouses for £50. and amybe....maybe a flat cap to go with that all!
Gap in your consciousness, Gap in your brain, mind the Gap! Gap is evil. Yeah yeah ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz everyone knows not to read labels. I'm slim AND I EAT WHAT I NEED. You talk about education yet advocate eating LESS than you need. Have a meal to get some nutrients in your brain. This video is the workings of a self obsessive with an eating disorder.
It's put me off your excellent Okra work now that I know you get sent free money and are tedious.
And I am not advocating eating less than you need by any means if you weigh whta you want to weigh already - but there is no doubt at all that if you need/want to lose weight that is the only way to do it. If you use the exact amount you need you stay the same weight and more means you will put it on. That is just basic.
If you are overweight for your frame it means you are eating MORE than you need, so by eating LESS you will be eating what you REALLY need. As long as you are eating healthy stuff, not starving, it means youll be slim & fit for living. Basic. Only a strangely poorly person would want to be less than that.
OMG i do not belive what the world is comming to some people on here are so horrid if you dont have anything nice 2 say dont say anything at all this woman is grate and so what if shes trying 2 say shes think you upset because your not eh?
I know what you mean. It's just ridiculous. I was in Matalan some months ago and there was a top there labelled as a UK 0. It was too big on me. For my size I'm fairly well endowed - I'm generally around a UK 8. It's crazy.
If you'll come out of your self-centred daze for a moment you'll notice I was replying to someone else actually, but if you must take on EVERY PROBLEM in the world, - Elise, it's disgusting the way you killed off those Asian dolpins.
Why don't you save money on clothes and buy some paint for your walls? If you're trying to tell everyone that you're thin, then just come out and say it.
I bought a pair of jeans from urban out fitters that they said were size 14 and measured 32 (i think cm's , who knows). My size 12 jeans from H and M were 38 ,and in primark im a size 10. In short , I can relate. oh , i also have no idea what shoe size i am either...
crazy size stuff! I was always somewhere from size 10 to 14 tops, but I've been to shops where the size 16 wont fit over my hips or the size 10 falls off them. You're right, it's rubbish!
They tried giving celsius after fahrenheit in America for a number of years, to get people into metric, and finally just gave it up as pointless. Now they just tell you the temperature in fahrenheit, and know that we accept that as the REAL temperature.
But they sell soda by the liter now instead of by the quart, but that's ok since a liter is a little itsy bit more than a quart.
im a size 4/6 in u.s.....i live in the u.s. not the u.k. lol stand up i want to see if are the same size...and i love your clothes too...im actually wearing some leggings right now! lol
Elise, Love your style, but I see you have your first trainspotter comment - from dlinkd1624 - this is a litmus test for your posted videos, a bit like a road sign that has 'tourist route' against it - do you stay on the fast and easy road, or take the interesting one featuring caravans, discarded KitKat wrappers and 'Scenic View' Lay bys with overgrown hedges that obscure the view?
Can I subscribe as your official stalker please? You don't really need one I know, but you could say I followed you along Princes Street - you could then plug Jenners and perhaps get some freebies..anyway just a thought. If you tell me where you live I can then say in a sinister fashion 'I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE' - if you do please YouTube a streetmap and suggest the nearest bus stop. Oh damn this is too polite to be creepy...sorry
Yes, my flat in Camden was easy for her minders to find. I didn't realise such a mild mannered looking person could order such a mean punishment - it was being force-fed all that Chick Pea Surprise that really hurt - I'll never play the piano like I used to, boo-hoo
I think you should've stood up and shown us what size you are really. I agree that sizes are screwy, I have a size 6 (UK) jumper and then size 12 Jeans... bah.
I have that skirt :O It goes flarey near the bottom, yah? And well, size 1 will make you feel better about yourself x_x I bought a size 6 from George, and it was too big =| And everybody says I'm too thin >=| But I'm asian (Smaller frame) and 5'2 anyway. The rudeness xO
HAHAHAHA..click on the name of the guy who called her "dull". He has a page full of videos of frigking trains. Oh yeah, very "interesting".. Oh look...there goes the 11:17 to Waterloo, fancy that...
Bearded men holding notepads at train stations...please
She's probably more interesting than any woman you ever had. Just because she doesn't go "hihihihi" every 5 seconds, you think she's dull. It's called having a brain...you'll never know what it feels like.
She's totty for the thinking man...not your style, move along.
And here I was getting ready to send 50 pounds to my girl in UK. Now I know I must work harder and longer hours and send her more ;) Loved this vlog. Congrats on passing the 10 minute mark! - John Reagan
(continued-> ) One of my all-time favourite short films is a macabre little tale by Robert Morgan called The Cat With Hands. I'm afraid it will only increase tenfold the unearthly peculiarity suggested by your own cat, but it is both appropriate and really quite superb.
Oh yes - I saw it at a film festival a few years ago (at the Curzon, Soho) it was terrifying! The only film from that festival that had a lasting impact.
Hello; Firstly, sorry this comment is regarding an earlier video (namely Cat Hands), but I have only just found your channel [which I think is great, by the way (& hence subscribed)] and think you might find this of interest, so I wanted to make sure you saw it. (continues-> )
>.> I had a roommate years and years ago. She had her shoes lined up at the door. Sizes 1, 2, 4, and 7. @_@ I have been a size 10EEEE for like, well... ever really, since my feet stopped growing back when I was 13 or so.
Dull... sorry, but this needs some contrast too the "oh i love you" bull. no need. stop please? im going to die... all ur fans will slap me silly for this.
Hey, we're exactly the same height! Just a little under 5'6". I've always told people I was 5'6", but I'm actually 5'5-3/4" or just a bit more than that.
Thanks. Yes I know - I said as much in a reply to one of the earlier comments. That is the trouble with an uneditde, unscripted eleven minute talk when you are all on your own. Mistakes get made!
One quick question. are you doing the Fringe this year?... Because my friend has invited me up to Edinburgh and thought I might like to see you comedying it up
I am there between 4 and 13 - with shows on 5th to 10th and one on the 12th (and two extra ones on 6 and 10th). At most 15 minutes of stand up with some other people per show (MCing a few of them though)
who wanna see my big add me alexversace@hotmail.it on msn and see my video on youtube
msncamalex 6 months ago
hello michael take care of blanket
mattjonz222 7 months ago 4
if your size matter, try this " super-vir oil " personal experience..... just google it.
weightlossbasketball 7 months ago
Cant stand her British Accent, makes me want to kill myself
Just Shut up wasted a minute of my life,
Thanks, Dike
40596dk 8 months ago
somehow you look like michael jackson........!
royxsosx 11 months ago
micheala jackson
dragnarok1134 1 year ago
You got a long hip?
Larkvall 1 year ago
A girl talking about cloths and other trivial matters..... Thats unique.
Thank you Eliseharris. You have single handedly cured me of my attraction to british accents.
Zenjamin 1 year ago
@Zenjamin LOL
TheSniperr 1 year ago
you should know that nobody wants to be fat and someone might eat the same amount you do but their metabolism rate is double slower than you. that, if you know it cant be changed, you should not say that fat is stupid or ridiculous cause it's not the character of the person's problem but what lies in the person's body.
MyTeddySweety 1 year ago
i clicked on this video for some other reason. But ended up watching the whole thing pretty lass.
amulla86 1 year ago
LOOOOL at the people who watched this vid thinking you would talk about penis size.
darpachief 1 year ago
you look like micheal jackson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheFreemanuk 1 year ago
you know what is funny it is ok for a woman to complain about our penis size but if we complain that their breasts are too small we are pigs like WTF??
fairboy13 1 year ago
you measure in metric? maybe its different in england coz we measure in stones and pounds and inches and miles and metres
ForTheLoveOfNargles 1 year ago
Nothing is more unattractive on a girl than when they have their bones popping out. its disgusting and they look ill. You look ill in this video and you are to sucked in by society, sort yourself out and be your own person.
mattjonz222 1 year ago
its not the size that matters but the motion of ocean.
greenghost2008 1 year ago
like i said before your a nutcase and i like you for that
and your weight ant nothing i met people that shorter and wiegh alot more
from what i have seen your just fine unless you got huge kangels lol joking
funnytimeman 1 year ago
lol...can't stop laughing....Michael jackson with british accent
wss28210 1 year ago
Clothing makers just don't care much for you eh? Shirts for narrow shoulders, pants for short hips, and they make up numbers for your clothes. What else? And yes, sizing is stupid.
Also... Sirens are the national anthem around here.
SFLiminality 1 year ago
Um, for Americans, 50 pounds is about 76 dollars.
CommentorX 1 year ago
he is ALIVE !!!!!!! ALIVE!!!!!
carig12 2 years ago
she looks hot
oo00infinity00oo 2 years ago
@carig12 LOL I was thinking the same thing. I knew Michale Jackson was alive LOL.
kcosta010010011001 1 year ago
MICHEAL JACOKSON!
teejazzxweejazz 2 years ago 2
Spell much?
JimmyNails 2 years ago
@teejazzxweejazz ZOMG i was thinking exactly the same thing
(my thoughts: she looks kinda like a more convincing female michael jackson with better surgery)
FOXBL00D 2 years ago
MY FUCKING GOD... JACKO
smokinsteel 2 years ago
don't fret about the haters, you rock
Wolvenchaos 2 years ago
Thank you. I will try not to!
Eliseharris 2 years ago
hey try dance
maybe you are the next Michelle Jackson
;))
;)
jedini1987 2 years ago 3
haha
lmgdfao98 2 years ago
u look like michael jackson! change your look
rewards85 2 years ago 4
lmao @ the michael jackson comments lmfao
Bradrules775 2 years ago
Lol!!! I was just bout to say this chick looks like micheal jackson
accord271 2 years ago
Hey, michael, I thought you were dead!
sonofmanchu 2 years ago 3
i knew Micheal Jackson faked his death...why is he on U Tube making videos about penises
hellokitty7654321 2 years ago
omg michael your alive ahh thank god i could not handle losin kurt so ahhh relief
DRUMMERLORD95 2 years ago
Michael? You're alive!
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago 3
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Ok ladies and hoes. To mostly the white girls. Im half asian/half mexican and am here to say we do not have small dicks!! Proof well check my video. Then talk freaking white bitches
MrMeasureMe 2 years ago
RIP MJ
trilerkiler 2 years ago 2
looks like michael jackson
wolves167 2 years ago 17
lmao i was going to post the exact same thing word for word
drongovids 2 years ago
hahahahaahahahahaahahahahaah YEEES
trilerkiler 2 years ago
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A girl once said to me " wow youve got a really small organ" I replied " well its not used to playing in a fucking great big cathedral
gregthegooner 2 years ago
rest in peace michael jackson.
jacobtrego 2 years ago
As a hetero male, I can say, without doubt, that size does NOT matter. You've gotta look at the whole person. What good is a huge pair o tits is she's as ugly as punch, or has a big arse aswell. Some girls have a sexy way about them, without a big chest endoument, whereas other's have a big pair o hangers, but fuck all else goin for them. So....
ANTIDALLARD 2 years ago
Ya but breasts don't factor into satisfying sex. A man with a small schlong doesn't have the girth or length to create enough friction and satisfy the women.
stratelite 2 years ago
OK , well stick to the 5 nuckle shuffle, then.
ANTIDALLARD 2 years ago
I don't need to. I have a very satisfying penis.
stratelite 2 years ago
big penis is always a bonus...
my bf has 5.5 inch length and 5 inch girth and Im statisfied.
theres a tall friend of mine who couldnt deal with that size because she has a wider vagina. shed need girth around 6 inch at least which is probably bit difficult to find.. each person is build different, the key for this problem is just to statisfy your partner in a different way. For example her last boyfriend bought one of these penis sleeves and she was very happy with it and he liked it too.
axxerr 2 years ago 3
Size does NOT matter. Theres a bird who works in the local deli, who has a big cleavage, but nothing else. No looks, no personality, no sexy way about her. And guess what, she wouldnt get a date in a fruit market. I mean, the tide wouldnt even take this bird out. So so much for size mattering
ANTIDALLARD 2 years ago 3
Ran accross this somehow, I think you very pretty , love your eyes. Plz dont take this as forward lass.
Wade Davis
wadedavisproductions 2 years ago
What a load of tripe this video is!!!!
pisspoorzamor 2 years ago
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barnitabarnita 2 years ago
ugh im like 5.5 but im only 13!
oberg9577 2 years ago
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AngelGirl2758 2 years ago
You Just Wasted bout 10min of my life!
manubyth 2 years ago
Why did you watch it for that long then? Was somebody making you? No, I don't think so. Fatuous comments like that are more of a waste of your time and mine.
Eliseharris 2 years ago 2
@Eliseharris You only wasted 3 minutes of my life. The other 8 were entertaining and enlightening. Unfortunately, the 3 minutes were spread out in between the good stuff. I'd be enjoying your video for like 4 minutes and then BAM! a wasted minute. I don't really know what to do about that. Multitask maybe?
CommentorX 1 year ago
ey its michael jackson
flimdfff 3 years ago 33
llmao so true~!!!!!!
drumboyweezy 2 years ago
@flimdfff Lmao. She really does look like him. I wonder if she used to get stopped for autographs.
MegaWinnieGirl 1 year ago
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my dick is 14 inces and am 16 is that normal
crazybboy5 3 years ago
I have a tiny little dick. There I said it. Now everybody knows.
philbio66 3 years ago 6
nu uh! mines smaller!!!
2x4b96123 3 years ago
How small is "tiny"?
69salford69 3 years ago
4 - 5" erect. not much girth.
philbio66 3 years ago
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
69salford69 3 years ago
yes.
philbio66 3 years ago
From your experience, was it enjoyable for you AND them or was it just a waste of time?
Im 6" and very insecure about it
69salford69 3 years ago
Join thunder'splace, free and works
bbbbbbblob 2 years ago
Haha, why? Being insecure is pointless. If you have 6 inches, then work that shit with six inches. If you have 4 inches, work that shit with four.
SBTBGuru 2 years ago
Philboi66 stfu... 4-5' is not small that is average size.. You probably ae a virgin who plays World of Warcraft in your moms basement
KelferMookie 2 years ago 3
you're way off the mark yet still hilarious.
philbio66 2 years ago
5" is the average and it takes about 7" for the average girl to be very satisfied. This is a problem since only 5% of men have the "ideal" penis. Women don't consider this usually when they take a peek at the bulge.
stratelite 2 years ago
asswipe
ANTIDALLARD 2 years ago
Source for this bs?
mongorocker 2 years ago
U r Purty!!
Aaaand, I LOATHE VANITY SIZING!!!
Can not accurately set a goal size/weight
TOTALLY agree with the diet thing, lost 120 pounds in a year and a half that way.
(burn more calories than u consume and STAY AWAY FROM JUNK!!!!)
Wish my Mom wasn't so fat-happy-friendly and taught me how to eat right!!!!!!
Well, at least I'm alot thinner than I have ever been (even b4 my babies) unless they eff with the scales, too!!!
00101100 4 years ago
lol Now that would be an awesome vid to see. Elise Harris (the Peckham Ninja). Woohoo!!
Tetsude 4 years ago
Sorry about this elise. Last comment about bozenaharvey a swear! But I think I am the one who appretiates life, and bozenaharvey is twisted, just look at his profile thingy... Any way bozenaharvey, if you want to ague, do it by mail, don't wanna spam Elise's lovely video any more :)
chrshr 4 years ago
chrshr, I cannot understand a thing you write and probably haven't seen all of it in context, which makes you even harder to follow. Be absolutely assured that I have never addressed a single word to you except this dismissive missive & I will never do so again.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Oh sorry that wasn't clear, I was saying it to bozenaharvey. I must say though, I like girls who are size 14, with curves and bumbs in all the right places of cause XD... Oh and bozenaharvey, I have had simuler experiences then you sopposibly have, and I don't bring it up unless neccessery, so just do as Eliseharris does and cut your self... Oh that was realy evil... SORRY!
chrshr 4 years ago
I'm like SO on the wrong site. Sometimes I'm grateful I've had such an INSANELY hard life, as it's made me really appreciate food and LIFE. I'm lucky I see it that way as others clearly choose to end up twisted.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Oh and don't come over all patronising with your "that is just basic". What is BASIC is that if you eat MORE than you need it's greediness, a form of disorder, and if you eat LESS than you NEED yet aren't in a third world famine- you have an eating disorder. It is a sick madness to want to lower your own strength. THAT is BASIC. Love and bunnies, Bo.(I have to leave town, so when i return, if you respond at all, I realise now that I'll have to hunt amongst millions of responses to find it.)
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
I don't want to argue with you, however it was you that started this. I am not saying anyone should eat less (or more), I am saying if you eat less than you need you WILL lose weight and more means weight gain. Though everybody has different needs obviously. There is no opinion in that statement hence the 'basic'. If your whole point was to make me stressed, job done.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
You are disagreeing though, and for no sensible reason. I merely responded to YOUR words on YOUR video so how could I have "started this". As for stressing you? Grief. Unwell people may, perchance look to you for inspiation, so I offered pleasant, helpful reminders to keep strong for life and......oh I give up. All the best, Bo
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
If you'd tried on a size 12 top, which was too small, why would you then go and try on a 10?
LeiGhh93 4 years ago
I tried 10 on first. It fit better it turned out. Very odd. And these things are rarely all the same size in teh same places even if they have a label saying they are the same size.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Also, I am fairly bitter at times towards anyone with a mother who even talks to them, let alone gives free money to them. It's something I've worked on and it only hits me occasion these days. My mother tried to murder me when I was young and has me arrested if I try to visit. I gave up. We haven't spoken in decades. I'm glad you didn't spend it all at once on the latest pregnancy fashion.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
I am going to just assume you are being deliberately confrontational for comic effect. I hope I am right.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
It's all true. I'm sorry you assume that people with a similar history to yourself are valid, yet those with vastly different experiences are somehow trying to be confrontational. If the horrors described sound funny, it's only in hindsight. Just had a great holiday and returned to find this badinage has deteriorated to such a degree as to make me say, "Goodbye, and thanks for the Okra". Peace, love, eat your greens. Love Bo
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Oh terribly sorry about last comment from me. Am tired and read the list upside down, believing you to have wiped all but comments aged 2 weeks. Good of you to reply. BUT I STILL SAY you are confusing NEED with GREED. No-one NEEDS a bunch of food that makes them big. Those people are being GREEDY for the sake of it. They actually need what makes them a nimble, strong, healthy size, in case an alligator leaps at them so they have the strength and speed to SHIFT SHARPISH!
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Double disappointment.Shame on you. I hope my next look at the 'video comments' bit of my channel, will NOT lead me to find you've banished THIS comment too, so I'll be THRICE disappointed. Your Grandfather Buster Keaton and I go way back before you were born, he'd be gutted, (though he wouldn't show it), if he knew what a precious little madam you'd become. Only bum lickers for censorious Ms Elise! No discerning fair commentators who even credited your okra work! Pah!FOR SHAME!
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
I must add that I had been drinking for that post, so references to "ou" and "wold" and certainly, amybe" are no cultural references but actually drunken typo's(which means the writer lost all control of his fingers)but at least I was trying.
NapalmTheElf 4 years ago
oh...oh......oh....(hang on can I get another in....oh!) elise....£50 is loads, ou can eat all you need, have sum left over to feed a 3rd wold family, buy all you need in gauzey lightweight blouses for £50. and amybe....maybe a flat cap to go with that all!
NapalmTheElf 4 years ago
they do make them smaller so people are like oh yay i can fit into a size 6 woo im buying this so its just the shops making money.
XxmrsxwayxX 4 years ago
size 4 isnt really anorexic if youre just naturally slim you know.i have some size 4 stuff its not that bad
XxmrsxwayxX 4 years ago
isn't size 4 like anorexic which means u have a bmi of 18 or less which is just ridiculously Anorexia isn't hot it's disgusting
ledwidge2006 4 years ago
You like talking, dont you?
kajusz931 4 years ago
Gap in your consciousness, Gap in your brain, mind the Gap! Gap is evil. Yeah yeah ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz everyone knows not to read labels. I'm slim AND I EAT WHAT I NEED. You talk about education yet advocate eating LESS than you need. Have a meal to get some nutrients in your brain. This video is the workings of a self obsessive with an eating disorder.
It's put me off your excellent Okra work now that I know you get sent free money and are tedious.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
I don't get usually get sent money - my mum sent it to me because I haven't bought clothes in a very, very long time.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
And I am not advocating eating less than you need by any means if you weigh whta you want to weigh already - but there is no doubt at all that if you need/want to lose weight that is the only way to do it. If you use the exact amount you need you stay the same weight and more means you will put it on. That is just basic.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
If you are overweight for your frame it means you are eating MORE than you need, so by eating LESS you will be eating what you REALLY need. As long as you are eating healthy stuff, not starving, it means youll be slim & fit for living. Basic. Only a strangely poorly person would want to be less than that.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago 2
OMG i do not belive what the world is comming to some people on here are so horrid if you dont have anything nice 2 say dont say anything at all this woman is grate and so what if shes trying 2 say shes think you upset because your not eh?
your doing a grand job ellis xxxrichardxxxxx
shazhabeebee 4 years ago
I know what you mean. It's just ridiculous. I was in Matalan some months ago and there was a top there labelled as a UK 0. It was too big on me. For my size I'm fairly well endowed - I'm generally around a UK 8. It's crazy.
PointlessSeamless 4 years ago
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT if the clothes you buy are made by children? They are only little, GIVE EM A BREAK! They try their best in tough circumstances.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Yes, and it's clearly all my fault the clothing industry is crap.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
If you'll come out of your self-centred daze for a moment you'll notice I was replying to someone else actually, but if you must take on EVERY PROBLEM in the world, - Elise, it's disgusting the way you killed off those Asian dolpins.
bozenaharvey 4 years ago
Oh do shut up!
chrshr 4 years ago
u got jacksons nose lol
pawnstar9271 4 years ago
Why don't you save money on clothes and buy some paint for your walls? If you're trying to tell everyone that you're thin, then just come out and say it.
nobetternickname 4 years ago
wtf .. no
nudz2007 4 years ago
i dont have a clue why people are calling you micheal jackson cause you are pretty and DONT look tired :]
ABC123RAWR 4 years ago
Anorexia? Your thin. Not fat. So accept your thin sizes
ShePhoebz 4 years ago
omg...
It's prEYEmark!!!! How dare you!!!
x
cordayrox 4 years ago
yu chat complete sh*t
SexiiJessX 4 years ago
lol primark
chanel1213 4 years ago
marry me
edudbor 4 years ago
micheal jackson dil 6,500
pix9 4 years ago
I've never been able to grasp the logic behind female clothing sizes--informative and funny--cheers
Rhemasonador 4 years ago
omg u r micheal jackson
burtonbasher 4 years ago
omgosh.
i never know what size i am!!
i think im spose to be a 6/8 in english sizes...
but i have no clue, is topshop just big? or is that just me.
mostly im a 6 but..in america ha! no clue about that.
i hate metric!!its rubbish. although i dont really know stuff like inches either.
hopeless.
i dont think you look tired, ur very pretty.
how old are you, u look young.
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xTOBIheartsDEIDARAx 4 years ago
I bought a pair of jeans from urban out fitters that they said were size 14 and measured 32 (i think cm's , who knows). My size 12 jeans from H and M were 38 ,and in primark im a size 10. In short , I can relate. oh , i also have no idea what shoe size i am either...
oneglasstoomany 4 years ago
I agree with the metric stuff. You never know exactly what anything is. Metric is more accurate i believe.
SouthAmericanGuy 4 years ago
crazy size stuff! I was always somewhere from size 10 to 14 tops, but I've been to shops where the size 16 wont fit over my hips or the size 10 falls off them. You're right, it's rubbish!
samsarajade 4 years ago
They tried giving celsius after fahrenheit in America for a number of years, to get people into metric, and finally just gave it up as pointless. Now they just tell you the temperature in fahrenheit, and know that we accept that as the REAL temperature.
But they sell soda by the liter now instead of by the quart, but that's ok since a liter is a little itsy bit more than a quart.
whippedcreamshampoo 4 years ago
sermayesi en az 6,000 olmalıdır
pix9 4 years ago
YES the same 70s style clothes dont suit me either YEY im ot alone :P
emodylan 4 years ago
lol its pronouced like praimark.
xxx
DriffieldGirlsOnFilm 4 years ago
im a size 4/6 in u.s.....i live in the u.s. not the u.k. lol stand up i want to see if are the same size...and i love your clothes too...im actually wearing some leggings right now! lol
ThEvEgGiExxxooo 4 years ago
Elise, Love your style, but I see you have your first trainspotter comment - from dlinkd1624 - this is a litmus test for your posted videos, a bit like a road sign that has 'tourist route' against it - do you stay on the fast and easy road, or take the interesting one featuring caravans, discarded KitKat wrappers and 'Scenic View' Lay bys with overgrown hedges that obscure the view?
starlightoops 4 years ago
Can I subscribe as your official stalker please? You don't really need one I know, but you could say I followed you along Princes Street - you could then plug Jenners and perhaps get some freebies..anyway just a thought. If you tell me where you live I can then say in a sinister fashion 'I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE' - if you do please YouTube a streetmap and suggest the nearest bus stop. Oh damn this is too polite to be creepy...sorry
paddyseat45a 4 years ago
She knows where YOU live!
whippedcreamshampoo 4 years ago
Yes, my flat in Camden was easy for her minders to find. I didn't realise such a mild mannered looking person could order such a mean punishment - it was being force-fed all that Chick Pea Surprise that really hurt - I'll never play the piano like I used to, boo-hoo
paddyseat45a 4 years ago
NOBODY expects the Chick Pea Surprise!
--- Cardinal Richelieu
whippedcreamshampoo 4 years ago
kırmızı devlerin yüzey sıcaklıkları 5,000
pix9 4 years ago
I think you should've stood up and shown us what size you are really. I agree that sizes are screwy, I have a size 6 (UK) jumper and then size 12 Jeans... bah.
shotgunweddingxox 4 years ago
I am 5 feet 6 (nearly) and my measurements are 32 G (39 inches), 26, 36.
I think I carry most of my weight in my big shoulders and boobs and rather muscular legs!
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Actually 37-26-36 (just measured again)
Eliseharris 4 years ago
I have that skirt :O It goes flarey near the bottom, yah? And well, size 1 will make you feel better about yourself x_x I bought a size 6 from George, and it was too big =| And everybody says I'm too thin >=| But I'm asian (Smaller frame) and 5'2 anyway. The rudeness xO
SafyreX 4 years ago
Charming.
Profeshian 4 years ago
ortalama ağırlığı 4,000 gramdır
pix9 4 years ago
This woman is not less exciting than a Deltic diesel, whatever that means. Se u in Edinburgh Elise.
DLinkDI624 4 years ago
The jeans I'm wearing now are size 0. They're still a little too big for me too :/
That said, I am rather...um. Vertically challenged?
MichelleMew 4 years ago
No Primark is very good, unfortunately ._.
Good luck with the clothes. I spend that much on a single item...guess that's why I never uh, have any money to spend.
MichelleMew 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA..click on the name of the guy who called her "dull". He has a page full of videos of frigking trains. Oh yeah, very "interesting".. Oh look...there goes the 11:17 to Waterloo, fancy that...
Bearded men holding notepads at train stations...please
bismark6666 4 years ago
ortalama ağırlığı 3,000 gramdır
pix9 4 years ago
omg, how dull is this woman?
NOMAD8459 4 years ago
She's probably more interesting than any woman you ever had. Just because she doesn't go "hihihihi" every 5 seconds, you think she's dull. It's called having a brain...you'll never know what it feels like.
She's totty for the thinking man...not your style, move along.
bismark6666 4 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmm
NOMAD8459 4 years ago
i think you can be cheeky and ask your subscribers for 50p each :o) that'll get you LOPTS of clothes and veg !! :o) x
Applecart2000 4 years ago
I think if I did that I would quickly scare all of my subscribers away!
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Heh. I could be like the creepy preacher guy in Poltergeist 2!
Eliseharris 4 years ago
That was creepy, when you talked about sirens going past, I heard them going past my house >.<
Awesome vid as usual :D
Jilaen 4 years ago
lol u look fine the way u are
ash0o0o0 4 years ago
I think I might not be typing all the names this time. I tried at 600 and couldn't keep track!
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Thank You, Most certainly enjoyed this video Elsie.
magicbrainman 4 years ago
And here I was getting ready to send 50 pounds to my girl in UK. Now I know I must work harder and longer hours and send her more ;) Loved this vlog. Congrats on passing the 10 minute mark! - John Reagan
johnreagannumber1 4 years ago
(continued-> ) One of my all-time favourite short films is a macabre little tale by Robert Morgan called The Cat With Hands. I'm afraid it will only increase tenfold the unearthly peculiarity suggested by your own cat, but it is both appropriate and really quite superb.
htt@p:/@/w@ww.yo@utube@.co@m/wat@ch?v=PWbo@YCIUJfI
(remove @s)
ImpecuniousMax 4 years ago
Oh yes - I saw it at a film festival a few years ago (at the Curzon, Soho) it was terrifying! The only film from that festival that had a lasting impact.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Hello; Firstly, sorry this comment is regarding an earlier video (namely Cat Hands), but I have only just found your channel [which I think is great, by the way (& hence subscribed)] and think you might find this of interest, so I wanted to make sure you saw it. (continues-> )
ImpecuniousMax 4 years ago
as it turns out, turnips and clear soup are the surest ways to permanently alter your brain chemistry. knock 'em dead in edinburgh.
timmay000 4 years ago
>.> I had a roommate years and years ago. She had her shoes lined up at the door. Sizes 1, 2, 4, and 7. @_@ I have been a size 10EEEE for like, well... ever really, since my feet stopped growing back when I was 13 or so.
KeeperOfTheGood 4 years ago
Weight? Height? pretty clothes? (Your SO pretty just as you are)
FOSEEBOY 4 years ago
Dull... sorry, but this needs some contrast too the "oh i love you" bull. no need. stop please? im going to die... all ur fans will slap me silly for this.
GreenHawk01 4 years ago
woah take a cold shower u horny little basterd. she is only talking about her size!!!1
GreenHawk01 4 years ago
Hey, we're exactly the same height! Just a little under 5'6". I've always told people I was 5'6", but I'm actually 5'5-3/4" or just a bit more than that.
komikero 4 years ago
cold shower for you
GreenHawk01 4 years ago
Heh, I loved this monologue. Once again you proved yourself the master of the retracted declarative.
You're charming, wry, and funny, Elise. Listening to you, smiling is inevitable. :-)
Urgelt 4 years ago
cold shower for you
GreenHawk01 4 years ago
i saw ur title and thought: o.O =P
danny2051 4 years ago
9 stone?!!?!?
endoftheworldxd 4 years ago
omg i read ur mind before u said primark and when u were sayin get lots a close wit 50 quid i was thinkin primark
imburntfaceman 4 years ago
have you ever thought of going into fortune telling?... You sound like you have a real aptitude for it.
planetyes 4 years ago
There's a slight difference between Spoonerisms and malapropisms.
Spoonerism: the queer old dean (dear old Queen)
Malapropism: what are you incinerating? (insinuating)
SteveRamone0075 4 years ago
Thanks. Yes I know - I said as much in a reply to one of the earlier comments. That is the trouble with an uneditde, unscripted eleven minute talk when you are all on your own. Mistakes get made!
Eliseharris 4 years ago
One quick question. are you doing the Fringe this year?... Because my friend has invited me up to Edinburgh and thought I might like to see you comedying it up
planetyes 4 years ago
I am there between 4 and 13 - with shows on 5th to 10th and one on the 12th (and two extra ones on 6 and 10th). At most 15 minutes of stand up with some other people per show (MCing a few of them though)
Eliseharris 4 years ago
How will i find where yer working?.. i can find about the square route of sod all on show details for anyone.. I've never been before.
planetyes 4 years ago