Fake Buffy & Wrestling Figures Review | Ashens

[axelsteel21]

the guy you said is like andre the giant has ring gear similar to vince mcmahons in ring gear

[fireblazeinc]

12:19 TROLL FACE!!!

[wwedemon1]

THE BELT THAT COMES WITH THE SECOND FIGURE IN THE FIRST PACK IS THE ECW CHAMPIONSHIP BELT MADE BY JAKKS

[GayleJohannes7]

Don't talk to much just open it! :)

[nufclambo]

why on 5:02 was a lobster claw sticking violently out of her vigina

[antijelly]

"Rainbow made of vagazle kits" LOL

[Theamrajr218]

Me: I Like Wrestling

Company: shut Up

[lakepalmer]

Have you seen the Ben 10 knock off figures doing the rounds? The plastic is of such a nature, that it makes the stuff in Kinder eggs seem like off cuts from a Isambard Kingdom Brunel project. As poor as my Ben 10 knowledge is, I'm sure one of the changes he performs is not Simon Western

[Lawliet31101979]

thats a pluse rifle from aliens that tank figure was holding wtf

[markpain98]

the one at 11:50 with the red face paint, i found that figure at a local store in a pack of candy..... it was some weird deal

[TheRenoReviews]

I mean, "open tin, drop flamethrower"

[TheRenoReviews]

"drop tin" hahaha

[angelpichu1]

i HOPE they don't import things from your memory....

[stingwings]

I'm going to tell Sarah you said she's a horrible thing to touch.

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

Dear Ashens!

Try writing your autograph on tat you want to get rid of and sell it. It could work.

Who knows? Ebay bidding?

[HaxAras]

I Bet You Could Sell The Crap You Review To Make Some Money Back.

[moonlightkisu]

buffy the vampire chef! lol

[renovawolborg]

ashens. you should review rescue heroes toys

[renovawolborg]

whoa man, the power slayer figure looks..... interesting

[gabuks1]

you took it out of the mint package!!!@!#@!$#%

[hippajoker78]

lololololololololololololol!!!­!

[abk0100]

I now have a serious urge to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in the Cutie Honey outfit.

[TheOverlordPlayer]

Ashen, you wanted a word to describe that undescribeable guy and here you have:

Hyypiö

[cromano060]

@TheOverlordPlayer jep

[DylRicho]

LOL at the wrestler with the severed head! Is that actually how it's meant to look or is that an accident in the production process? :L

[mystryherman6]

m.r. fire crouch



[Lecon223]

in high school, i played bass for Tanaka Bear

[juderaymundcabahug]

This Episode almost killed me i coudnt stop laughing at the the wrestlers eyes

[Grkzr]

why do you open them :O

i bet those have collectors value

[coen123]

@Grkzr I don't think so! these figures cost a pound and would not sell on ebay for much.

[TheJediMan]

@coen123 I personally would be insane enough to actually WANT some of those, if just for the express purpose to throw them down a flight of stairs, on camera, for humorous purposes. And give them silly names like Dick McTwiddleswitch or something.

[eljaqui]

I'm pretty sure the Slayer weapons were from the old Toxic Crusaders line in the early 1990s, and those wrestling titles were defo knocked off from the Jakks Pacific moulds. The swines.

[Joebro5000]

I died when you said "This is what happens when you get punched in the face too may times.... with a steamroller"

[Sovvolf]

Powerslayer sounds like the name of a band metal band.

[Zk8et]

LOL they would make the girls figures with big tits

[RALTProductions]

WRESTLERS KNOCKOFFS I HAVE TONS OF THEM!

[NightbladeEagle]

He describes my thoughts about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[MoneyMakinMailman]

can you review real wrestlers lmfao 

[IamCoalfoot]

I want that mouse with the screen on the bottom. Because it's cool. Pointless and frankly wasteful, but cool.

[beatchef]

I have that same mouse and the screen is for going through different settings but the fact that it stays on the whole time you're using it is redundant

[ScorpionFan9908]

I looked into tanakas eyes and 2012 will be the end if the world

[nexusgiga]

the cutey honey thing is actually 90% acurate

[Makotousaki]

MOTHER FUCKER.

Thanks to you, I spat out a mouthful of Pepsi when you said "Flames drawn on her crotch."

[dvdmike007]

Funtastic remember it for you wholesale

[carter2go]

when i was a child i got a toy from the dollar store and the characters name was jack knoff

[bobbieorangeful]

OH GOD I SWEAR THE EYES MOVED!!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL

[captainpanic08]

Only awesome people like Buffy. It's true.

[CholoCPC]

The 2th and 4th of the "power slayers" may be partially stolen from the Darkstalkers arcade game (those vampire girls).

Oh, ans I bet Bear Grylls stole his name from Tanaka Bear :D

[Moog1337]

lobster claw on a stick LOL

[cidguy99]

I looked into Tank's eyes and saw my own death.

[xXsolar99Xx]

4:42 - 4:57

"That was actually better than the scripts of Doctor Who these days..."

Very true.....

[Fertro]

2:30 - inb4 all the Bronies go "OMFG ASHENS I A BRONY LOLOOL". To be fair, I am one.

[SaitanMar]

Just when I thought Poundland could no longer amaze me.

[Manoaureal]

There is a STOP vs SCUM wiki lol

[johnandrewthomas1981]

Dollar Tree has all the STOP vs SCUM figures. The boxes are impressive, and the amount of work put into story and what not stands out against the rest of the usual crap. Its a shame they are so poorly made.

[PS3gamerPRO1997]

2:50 you don't know where that's been!!!

[PS3gamerPRO1997]

Don't forget the fake Gears of War figures! :)

[DarkShadowAlec]

@r4rev Google bitch u jelly

[Lord1Doctor]

But I like the current Doctor Who scripts :c

[zxspecstar]

God it makes me so happy to see this crap getting the slating it deserves lol...keep it up mate we need more destroying of this stuff

[MegaNedward]

I found a fake gun with the battlefield 3 cover not he back and it so cheaply made it's really pixelated an the sight is mother but a bar not to plastic sticks, as hens you would ove it

[CCmachine]

That mouse is pointless. What were they thinking?

[anjirocool]

@CCmachine It's for changing all sorts of settings as far as tracking, changing what the extra buttons do, etc. without drivers on the PC

[NitroVII]

Tank's got an Aliens pulse rifle!

[rcflight13]

"Yes, I've completely re-written it and filled in details that weren't there"

Isn't that exactly what christians do with the bible?

[Narutoluv3rr]

cutie honey...hmmm



[FlirtyBobbi]

I dream of Power Slayer / World Champion cross-over episode. They would team up to stop SCUM from establishing political ideology in the streets.

[DianaLuntenSweden]

13:27 well, not REALLY headless... Nearly headless... Wait... If his name would be Nick...Nearly-Headless-Nick Ok, Harry Potter referance....

[Shr00mscross]

Buffy is an awesome show Buffy and Angel are both good shows. And David is a great actor to. 

[Boti951]

3:31 lol cracks me up

[TheBadcop69]

you seem to miss the obvious copyright infringement of the stop guns. their pusle rifles from james camerons Aliens. stop looks like a failed aliens toy line mixed in with a failed mad amx toy line.

[AerialChaos]

Belt.

[AdamWaitheHD]

meanwhile in Africa...

[homer4556]

if ashens ads are doing your head in click the like button.come on remove them and stop cashing in with youtube

[pocketiscool]

@homer4556 If youtube wanted to give you money for doing something like he does, I think you would do the same. If someone offers you money, youll take it. Be happy that Ashens is getting paid to make you smile.

[TheGreatMilad96]

@homer4556 download adblocker

[Haloguydev]

Ah, It's been so long since my browsers have worked, I've missed that voice.

[VenTaraki]

The gun "TANK" has is the M41-A PULSE RIFLE from the movie Aliens =D

[TheJAD12]

stop it with the 20 minute videos please :(

[benboo247]

@TheJAD12 Oh And I Guess You Would Like 1 Min Announcements Insted Of Reviews.

Hmm?

[kjw21411]

Dollar Tree has Stop vs. Scum figures! They don't have Skull Hawk or Cyclops yet, but they have Reco. Should I buy it and send it to Ashens? I might!

[LegocatMaster]

@kjw21411

Same here with my Dollar tree!

[DeeJaySiddall]

that wrestler is Sylvester Stallone

[Jesseversion1]

I make wrestling figure animations, please check them out :)

[hooliovoncoolio]

Need weapon? Why not Zoidberg?

[NotSoTipical]

13:17 different world champ belt also!

[BrakBoy]

The lobster claw is from that episode where she had to combat vampiric crustations!

[Dinobot2468]

i laughed so much at 12:34

[RevUpThatPudding]

started pissing myself when you said that guy was his brother until his head came off and nothing was ever the same again

[cartmanschili]

lol when ashens said lobster claw zoidberg clicked his claws

[lawnboyinthehood1980]

Look at those tits , why wouldnt you expect it to cum sticky? lol

[jazisnatural]

@lawnboyinthehood1980 was it just me or did she not have a shirt on lol what was she doing?

[every1lovesamush]

Tanks weapon at the end is a pulse rifle from an aliens action figure lol

[acemace3618]

What? I have that mouse!

[crazyty101]

and after the painful death, an eternity of the worst POP station games without stop

[0Frankthepimp0]

@crazyty101 all popstation games are the worst xD

[ZacksQuest]

@0Frankthepimp0 PLAY... THEM... ALL. Though I am not aware of that because I am not from the United Kingdoms.

[ElectricCicuslover]

Not to be rude Ashen but are you running out of things to review? ^^; I guess they don't make enough pop stations and junk to keep up lol. Great review as always C:

[FlamingShadowMat]

am I gonna be the first one to say that she looks topless while in the packaging

[polarhifly]

i havent laughed so hard from anything for a long time untill i watched your videos

[h0ratiopain]

ponies are not girly!

[kidsworldable]

@h0ratiopain Bronies unite!

[TGHstudio]

2:50 Thats what she said

[mattsmint]

5:33 thrush girl!

[blueluny]

Flambé!! lol

[OneTouch8700]

i like how they stole the belts for the wrestling figures from wwe figures

[Gnoekeos]

For what possible reason could anyone need a screen on the bottom of the mouse?!?!?! Why would any company spend money to do this? Was there a cheap surplus of tiny screens and the plastic of the mouse was molded incorrectly so there was a gaping hole that needed filling?

[darkidz24]

12 Days of Christmas Tats??

[HetaliaAxisPowersFan]

"we got another here where she has flames drawn on her crotch."

I think i died laughing at that XDDDD

[TheSPARTANJ13]

2:36 A nicely avoided opportunity to hate on bronies, Sir Ashens. We here in Equestria salute you.

[Fuperbooper]

Will you put the Power Slayer down? She's poking my eye out.

[Evnyofdeath]

Ashens, Tanaka is a Japanese name. Bear...well, Native American's sometimes take animal names for their names

[PalacioNegro65]

Smash them! Smash them with the hammer!!!!! NOW!

[tekhiun]

I would not touch a stick female action figure with big fake boobs made by a dodgy producer if I were you.

[Bruskieify]

Captain Jen Erik!

[halomaster9XPz]

Rainbow dash reference FTW!

[misturcheef]

Buffy the Vampire chef! Ashens tells women where they belong, in the kitchen! Women of youtube, please don't hurt me.....

[mickeymouse12678]

Virtual Boy reference FTW!

[arbremedia]

oh man, You made my day, with this episode ;D

[MrKoetsu]

Correct me if i am wrong, but doesn't the word POWER in "the POWER slayer"llok like Power Rangers Font?? that would be kinda funny...

[MrKoetsu]

@MrKoetsu oh and her weapon looks like ghost busters vacuum ;O

[Loop44]

The people who are stealing that cable are actually romanian gypsies.

[TeamBelmont91]

*Spots a link to Dr. Seuss` The Lorax movie trailer in related videos*

WAT.

[FinalMephiles]

To me the packaging design for the World Champion Wrestlers looks an awful lot like the design on a Wham bar.

[Dante2014YT]

08:14 He is the killer! How else did he get those flesh coloured shoes and socks?

[fyrep0w3r]

3:45 lets look at the face" *switches to 720p fullscreen*

eeeeeeh D:

[xyanide1986]

The rubbery feel is because she's actually wearing spray-on latex.

[KILLERONROAD]

Anyone else get the Lovecraft joke?

[sethmurderous]

12:40 Actually peed a little from laughing.



[MouseCheese2010]

wow, i actually had figures with those weapons. Can't remember which ones but I specifically remember that "lobster claw" o_O

[gipsyg27]

5:25

Ashens Sweared! :O

[gatsbysdead]

@gipsyg27 You're new here, aren't you? watch his MP4 review.

[gipsyg27]

@gatsbysdead actually no iv'e been watching sice 2007...

but i never saw this review Thanks :D

[anjirocool]

IGN dot com /articles/2011/12/12/ps-vita-g­ets-the-knock-off-treatment

[ILolAtYourDemise]

That was the most accurate description of Buffy i have ever heard.

[LeetHydrtalisk]

14:36 I know my future son's first and middle name now :).

[MacademicSE]

Hope you gona test the Angry Birds and P vs Z Pop-Station! bit (dot) ly/txhOnS Touch screen game on a Pop-station, how the hell is that gona work?!

Great work, keep it up :)

[psprog]

..awaiting this year's Christmas Tat...

all action figures are pants anyway..

;-)

[Awegot]

@Swfteh oh, it's not just you, I also feel that the comedy is declining, I think it's because of the one video s week. The doctor who LCD game one was so bad I couldn''t finish it :(

[Swfteh]

Is it just me, or are ashens' quality of videos, primarily bring the comedy aspect, declining quite a bit?

[MysticXombie]

@Swfteh I think just you cuz I was rofling this whole vid.

[TV0R11]

aaaaaaah! run away from the torpedo tits

[TheAltF4ToWin]

Chef Excellence in disguise? :O

[Dwavenhobble]

Its a sting rip off !!!!!!

[Dwavenhobble]

I think the first was Buffy the second was meant to be faith the third being highschool / original film

[Dwavenhobble]

"Better than the Dr who scripts" DR Ashens you really can't be suggesting that T Davis was a better writer than Moffat with T davis plot of monster comes / shows tries to take over the world with macguffan the Dr uses anti macguffan generator against them and saves the day

[RamboStu]

She's sticky, eh...

[farmanorl]

damn you, ashens! I saw and even bought a set of those horrible wrestlers when out christmas shopping; first thing I thought was "Ee-yup, those are going off to ashens". But thankyou for saving me from paying for postage.

[shinobizach89]

@9:20, its vince mcmahon

[bassinthehead]

funtastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[yuprulesing]

Ashen better wash his hands. Why is she so sticky with such big boobs? I think someone in the factory had some fun with it before it was put in the packaging :)

[PixelGenMedia]

Hi, Im /b/... and being an obese 14 year old living in my step mothers basement was my idea.

[lifeinsepia]

04:03 if she had long black hair it looks a bit like faith.

[cloud314231]

Some kinda raid?

oh wait, I stopped caring.



[joeottoson]

Battlin' Betty Crocker.

[artrocker65]

Hooray for Captain Generic!

[JerkedChickenfan]

"Raids killed 4chan"

-Moot, quoted for truth.

[R33Racer]

What happened to the "Cheapo!" quote at the start? I thought that was customary for these sorts of reviews.

[zxypher223]

@R33Racer He got these from ebay rather than Poundland or the 99p store so it's considered a normal review.

[R33Racer]

@zxypher223, Hmm fair point, although it's the same stule of stuff.

[whitefalcon79]

@R33Racer The "cheapo!" line is only used on the Poundland Special videos.

[R33Racer]

@whitefalcon79 That's exactly what zxypher said just worded different...

[jiggawoo]

isnt the steelseries screen so you can change the mouse profile or something like that ? underneath is the best place to put it so its not annoying.

[LikaLaruku]

Best worst wrestling figures EVER; recycled from no less than 3 different unrelated toys, facory reject heads, & fuckit paint jobs.

[LikaLaruku]

I've seen Cutey Honey & none of her costumes look like that. The one with the red tights is a bit like Morgan from Darkstalkers though.

[LikaLaruku]

No matter what angle you hold it at, the boobs look hilarious.