I Make Babies Cry!

[Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh]

losing popularity huh

[Michelle1997Jette]

My friend girlfriend just had a baby today and she is 14, pregnant since 13.

[lilfili123]

lol

[TheEasyGuitarTabs]

dude, maybe you dont know, but EVERYONE knows you, hoping you beat justin beaver :D

[xLavenderBlossomx]

@TheEasyGuitarTabs it's bieber dumbass

[officereagle]

What do you know! I'm one of the first commenters in awhile.

Btw, this episode kinda sucked. He reminded me of my younger (and fairly annoying) brother

[lyulf0]

cool i'm the first one to comment in 3 months. (yes i know its retarded but i'm just making fun of the post below me....)

[KimberleyASamuels]

cool, im the first one to comment this month

[warboss3000]

Frenchies Fault!

-ACCUSING FINGER!!!-

Nawww... I don't know anything about that, considering it is like a year old now.

Still. How the fuck did they not see eachother?, don't the subs have like the most advanced sensors ever?!. Either they were drunk... Or something else.

[tomorama123]

Hahaha miss carolina 'and the Iraq' :)

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

Dude, those chicks that watch this are HOT

[Leafinthewind07]

i went to seaworld lol

[wootwoot5454]

Is it bad that when the baby started to cry i started laughing... ALOT

[irndeath]

"company policy"

[Leethellama]

Iron Man 2 got Olivia Munn :D

[RLbitClassica]

Awesome show, your my first youtube subscription (never felt the need to subscribe before)

[ubercanucksfan]

At least he got some

[timtam450677]

i noe a chick who had sex when she was 9

[keysersoze0bisto]

@timtam450677 and she gave birth to you aged 10?

[weridrach]

Dude every time ur iphone dings in ur videos i look at mine and look like an idiot lol

[KickButtUnggoy]

He just started a new story about the ambulances. He just doesn't (or couldn't that time) do a segue from Ironman 2/heroes to fat people's ambulances.

[Dracomalfoychat]

when i was born my dad was 15 and my mom was 18

[NightManiacs]

whores

[dadburnde]

you live in Atlanta

sweet

[KnowItAllNick]

gay

[Shr00mscross]

Lol, Hayden Pantiaire lol Pantie!..Phil!

[audreyedmiston]

great times great

[MermaidAbbey]

I miss the monkey...

[furbiesmustdie]

I'm 17. I'm Australian. I weigh 45kg. I eat nothing but meat, dairy and seafood. How the fuck does that work?

[Sordatos]

Wait until u past 21....Then youll see

I was like u , I got 22 and BAM: almost like it happen all my pant became too thigh .

[TheJohannuh]

your funny :)

[lesleycchao]

oooooooooohhhh....snap

[Massas8967]

yah.. nice stealing from another video.. and it was "i'm the daddy, and if im not fuck you all ill still be there"

[ExDeeMusic]

Kids these days are completely different from when i was a kid XD

When i was 13 i was running around with plastic guns and swords playing cops and robbers XD

I didn't even know what sex was when i was 13!

But i know a 14 year old that has probably had more sex than anyone i know.

Kids today are fucking strange man, but you gotta love um XD

[Papawowmac]

Jimmy rigging it? Im pretty sure its nigger rigging it. A TRUE RACIST WOULD BE TOO SCARED TO USE THE N WORD. BELIEVE IT!

[NeelamScissorhands]

you are the american michael mcintyre..

[SharpSho0ter99]

lol 15 year old girl / douch bag lol...

15 and 8 guys. well that baby is either gonna fall out or slide out like a slip n slide. Hotdog down a hallway lol so gross

[TheSickHumanBeing]

woah o_o

the girl is a slut and the man is SEXUALLY CONFUSED D: jk lol

but the girl is a slut.

do people know what they are doing to themselves emotionally when they are fucking/getting pregnant/becoming a father at 13 years old? NOT GOOD THINGS.

and this is a 13 year old herself speaking.

[msstupidcommenter09]

oh lil homie gettin it in....smh

[TheGrove101]

you have an iphone! :p

[xbigpumpx]

i swear to GOD the way this guy is talking makes me getting a BAAAD hedache

[LiveLaughLove6487]

Holy crap...that desk is amazing...5 of me could use it and not bump elbows..its pretty

[bloffwaffel]

crap that is a nice desk

[Satori1800]

BLOFFWAFFEL Hi) thinking same thing

jd

[LittleDeeDee]

soft

[Drummaboy100]

JUST PUT A RUBBER ON IT NEXT TIME

[GuitarzzFtw]

Or at least snickers wrapper :D

[Drummaboy100]

nice 1up

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Hahahaha wtf? lmao

[yeaggermiester]

did he seriously steal a shopping cart?

[TheKrazy9292]

Hurray for SeaWorld! :D

[chetissweet]

when you got that email on your phone i checked my phone, my ipod and my mac, lmfao

i feel stupid now.

[Llawliet246]

Tell you the truth, the odds of two nuclear subs running into each other on the Atlantic are a LOT more likely than abiogenesis and certainly more likely than evolution itself. Just saying... make of that statement what you will.

[meesterguitarmaster]

Rich bastard -.-

[PlaceFirst]

hate lack of monkey!

[spitfire1203x]

Agree my fine youtuber.

[BeatlesFan32]

that intro makes me wanna stab a kitten

[thetasteepa2]

I don't think you're fat at all.

(p.s. your glasses are sexy.)

[Fireguy10880]

I think it would be way more fun to have sex on an air hocky table

[xbigntastyx]

hell ya im trying that shit!

thanks for the idea man!

[orianiscool]

holy fuckin' shit. 8 when you hit puberty? I highly doubt it, but hey, weird shit happens. so i'm not gonna bitch about it. haha.

[YNONAS]

I dont know how I came across your videos but I think your strange, in a funny way.........ROFL

[Neumie7]

dude, omg, have ou ever seen the movie She's To Young? same shit, excpet POSSIBLY sluttier and involing syphalis (i know thats spelled wrong, but im to lazy to look up the spelling). end result of watching that movie: the Syph is my new favorite disease

[Twbviper]

That iPhone E-Mail notification at :11 is driving me crazy. It's especially bad because I'm on an iPod Touch, so I checked Mail.app three different times.

[kober777]

what a pile of wank!

[roycelovesjenny]

Wtf? Fucking lol

[DiabloDelMer1]

i think the girl that had the baby at the age of 15 kinda... a slut. im guessing she was blond.

[ZethSlayer]

I'm 14 and not a virgin O_O

[XxToxicSharpiexX]

phil im thirteen and yeah times are diffrent now. We kinda know more then backthen was. Heck, we don't go over and have pillow fights!wtf!! lol but phil's awesome so whatevr.

[ukoo7]

fuck me in the mouth the man with the baby crying is my fucking 3rd cuzzin fuck him in da mouth i sorry i love yu youtube and sxephil

[beobear08]

nick / maury lol

[msstupidcommenter09]

DAMNNNNN. TAHT GRL A HOE1

JUS SAYIN

[Zapior27]

thats sad a 13 year old boy did it and im 14 and havent even had a girl friend......D:

[pmrhound]

ur not alone. dont feel bad. just saying

[Rnamod]

Dayum son.....

Did you see what she looked like though? At least you apparently have standards.

[rodkill100200]

im 15 and not planning on having a girlfriend till im 18

[anacondabites]

F u talk 2much

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

..some of the guys from rooster teeth saw scarlet in comic con..

[Lyaera]

Aww. Babies are sooo cute when they cry though. xD.

[RODRIGUEZ101884]

the baby is like

"oh no! I have to live with these fuckers!!!!"  LMAO

[LukeCharlesO]

jewish isnt a race

[BDT8]

it is

[00Mandingo00]

I'm a Jew. it's not a race. Race is a genetic distinction (Negroid, Mongoloid, Caucasoid). There is no "Jewisoid" :)

[Tomtenisse12]

its a religion :)

[FrightendFox]

Same. But totally srs. And when I'm depressed. Silly Bitch makes me smile.

[TheYouSphere]

Perhaps those teenage pregnancies happened just as much before but the Internet wasn't as popular and the stories never went past the little communities.

[shecantdance]

Hahaha! That same thing happened to my nieghbour. Except his gf only cheated on him with two guys and a girl not seven guys. He was 13 too. Kinda sad.

[SawTrevorBox]

im not jewish but you are really racist

[thehawk1018]

Ah publix he lives in miami so di some times

[Convile]

I suppose it's not really a big deal... but can we clarify something? that picture ... of the CHIMP... is NOT a monkey. is there any chance we'd not call it a monkey?

[spiderpig2z9]

The youngest parents were 8 and 9.

[orianiscool]

how would that even work? most kids don't hit real puberty until they're like 11 or 12.

[HonestDarkBeauty]

no, i hit puberty when i was in 3rd grade soooooo im 100% positve i wasnt 11 or 12 in 3rd grade, and its impossible because im in middle school!!!!

[jtwomey101]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh snap

[Spiritan3mz]

sounds more like the slut of the day.

[lifeislaughing]

blablablabla......

[JazzMan5000]

hey is he talking Alfie the 13 year old dad who wasnt really the dad over here in England cos he like lives round the corner from me, HILARIOUS!!

[melojordans]

he says that,,thats the point

[dedebug1]

then stop watching his videos....

[nothingjr]

Then don't watch his videos.

[clipimac6]

I wish you would go fuck off and die. LOL!

[CitrusToad]

:D i can't believe were now fatter than america cuz i don't know any fat aussies.

and in america there is like a macdonalds every street.

but i guess the population ratio counts. luv the blog. :D

[elisuwe]

okay phill im a great fan im from england and the reason our sub crashed into the french one is because they are so undetectable pratictly invisible ....

[flyingmonkey456]

what's the noise at 4:05?

[Lexuz08]

i really dont like those glasses.. =/

[MrLastlived]

it began to echo at the end

[ellotoast14]

old intro was better

[jboogie2192]

Of course Phil has all the views from young girls.. I'm not a pedophile.. :P Haha I joke I joke I kid I kid.

[BryanBeatsYouAll]

It turns out you can have sex on a foosball table, but ONE it's not enjoyable and TWO they make you buy it. Company Policy.

:O

[Flap93]

lol he farted at 4:03

[wahdass]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO..yeeee i just took it in

ahahaha phil

fkin sick videos tho..theyre sickkkkkkk

[bmb007]

look like ur son

[raina824]

PUBLIXXXXX!!!! YAAAAY!

[parkerpnut]

no more monkey :(

[piggythepug91]

i like the monkey :(

[Jayisawesome9734]

at 0:09 Phil's mail notifier went off and i thought it was mine

[redsoxlover325]

me 2

[sportsfann69]

who doesnt have a crush on hadine panittire

[wubbieyoufatty]

exactly haha(:

[oomnickuF]

its not DBOTD its SOTD

[calmvschaos2]

why are there no girls like that where i live?

im kidding but come on, it seems like only certain places have the nice things dont they?

[graceXgartey]

woahhhhh you were in atlanta????

i live there!

whos cheerleaders were those

[yoshypoo]

U ROCK 5 STARS :D

[betty1928]

Your videos make my day.  You are absolutely adorable and hilarious.

[Taamaraa7]

wtf ?

[oiLLuSi0NZzo]

lol i almost cried when you said "they will make you buy it"

[phillywigs]

you must have felt like such a nerd after that Australia diss... if it ever deserves to be called that.

[arnaquq]

*yawns* ur boring

[ExianProductions]

boring boring boring HA! I SAID IT THREE TIMES AS MANY TIMES AS YOU DID OOOOOOH!!

[enmimindrunk]

i miss publix :_p

[TheAnnaShowUk]

Ive met SJ!!! she was learning to ride a horse!

[ricecrispethangs]

get to the fuckin point

[runescape1888]

Your mom.

[Nannahe]

HAHAHAHAH the 'yo country' joke cracked me up

[princesslara123]

that baby is sooooo cute

[DiscoOnArrival]

Hahahaha.

Ohhhhhh.......snap.

:)

[Appledude500]

LOL i think i gonna make t-shirt that says "I MAKE BABIES CRY"

[acclaims]

fon

[TattooToad16]

Lack of monkey

[cluberda1]

I think sxephil really is sexy! HEH...I'd do him...lol

[XxGonixXFAN]

Douche bag of the day

[RuthMurder]

I've seen a pic of the 13 year old boy, he looks like my five year old nephew (yeah, I'm 14 and have a nephew)

I'm tired of all these kids trying to grow up so they start drinking at 14, smoking at 10, doing pot at 8, and then having kids 16 and below. It's sad really...innocence is gone from the world, and everyones watching from their tvs just in awe not doing shit about it.

-Alex

[videos4uman]

my mate is 14 and he has a nephew older than him!

[MihaZ]

Are you your OWN GRANDFATHER AS WELL?!?!?!

[sync380]

cool, and where do you work; walmart?

[dos195]

What???

[sync380]

huh what im retarded and dont realize comments dont link half the time on youtube. jackass

[Appledude500]

old folks had little fun huh?

[BenFranklinIsSexy]

woo, atlanta!

[Machibex]

Playing video games and other boy stuff is Homo-Erotic!?!?!

[rchammer90]

he probably meant the pillow fighting and sleeping over

[robi5555]

LOLLLL

[WChockeydude7]

HEROES OWNS!!

[LitterboxDiorama]

i3 yr old boy with 15 yr old girl is unusal?......you're kidding me

[SkateBoardDan]

Please Dont Rap!!

[beckeyknowsbest]

are yuo a dady?????

[amandak879]

im a 13 year old girl good thing im not like that.

[honorableninjas]

wtf at 13 sheesh kids these days where world going to =/

[1990iesKIDZ]

my god i absolutely love you!

you videos are hilarious, loving the fuBball part. teehee

keep the good videos a rolling :)

xxxx

[EskimoKiss31]

u r so cute

[djgannon4]

The whole "fast talking blogger " talking shit about cleb's without takin a breath is gone outta fashion. They all sound the same and der all sayin the same thing. Get a life sxephel.

[AlisonLP96]

o come on that was a little harsh

[beckeyknowsbest]

thats not nice.... i lvoe phill.. okay nto loveee. but i liek him hes hilsrious... your a douche nozzle, ha yeah i said it.... douche nozzle... WA BAMB

[djgannon4]

A douche nozzle.. eh...Thats a gud1..Not..But at least a douche nozzle is a useful thing..Unlike Mr Phill...Ah no he not dat bad.. He just not very original..Is he?