LINDSAY LOHAN LICKED! ... by angry anchorman

[Ovidius89]

great video quality there buddy

[loosifur]

this is a great video true but not news

[policamtv]

Vizit my channel. Is about radionic psionic psihotronic and telepathy. Subscribe. I subscribe back

[duck24x]

This guy is great! He's a regular Groundskeeper Willie! (Oops! Sorry. Not all Scots wear nothing under their kilts.) :)

[peaceandloveletsblow]

When I think about you I touch myself, very good news.

[LtSurge659]

lol Braveheart Wii

[usergently]

Nicole Ritchie wants to snork Keith Richard's ashes!...LMAO!

[anonvscos]

While I agree

so booooring

[daladykazan1]

I think you are great! I would love to see you on your own tv show!

[redhawkfreak]

rate it 5 pairs of lohan lesbian breasts

[findlay27]

I vote this SIX Lohan Rehab Relapses!

I'm scottish so I'm not new to your accent but in a wierd way, the way that you talk is sorta, 'in your face' mixed with all the irony in the world and it's really funny!

Your vids are pretty damn good! I've decided to subscribe to ya ok!

[afruitybasket]

1:50 love the eyebrows

[ibi828]

but what's news then????????? if everything is true but not news

[iiillusions]

Awsome! Lmao

[scottishbabe08]

Drunk bald bastard

[DeathBringer769]

He pauses too much when he talks for me.

[Nerobyrne]

Hmm...i would guess you have ann attention span of 2 seconds. Have fun with that XD

[DeathBringer769]

I watched the entire video, so one would think my brain could at least handle 3 minutes and 41 seconds. If you listen when he talks, he pauses after about every 3 or 4 words to add impact and to try and complement his style of humor. Just not a fan : /

[MacintoshMan]

that was fucking annoying.

[kmrade]

is not gay .. and i he is .. si the best gay ever :))

[youtubkicksass]

Your a drunk

[gdmiller26]

5 Lohan Rehab Relapsed. Love the bald bastard.

[mintydog06]

5 pairs of flaming trousers.

[forebona]

ill always give ya five day and good day day

[Oldscooltennis27]

LMAO Braveheart...Only available in Scotland

[tricyclesinskirts]

"IT'S MY FREEDOM! Oh, hi. We're playing Braveheart on Nintendo Wii."

[tricyclesinskirts]

eat................

[Aimy58]

I don't know where the woods are, I don't know what a bear is, and I don't comprehend the kind of basic digestive system that most mammals share.

LMAO.

[cheerthangfan122]

why one got one gauge thts going to annoy me

[realshiznit]

wine?

[WickedMan274]

5 Lohan Rehab Relapses

[allie4848]

dito

[TheSamkid]

GOD I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

I just about died laughing.

BUT NOT NEWS

[bigmam0]

omg your opinion is so fukin annoyin, shutup.

[pNUT208]

then don't watch it.

:P

[travisallenn]

and your opinion is gay like you and your family.

my opinion is that you should get cancer and die

=]

[SIDExOFAxBULLET]

Jealous that your not as cool as Mark?

[endercimener]

omg your lack of correct spelling is so "fukin" annoying SHUT UP DIKEAD

[0010110100]

classic as always "eat my freedom!"

[Aliof]

Entertaining, I am with you. Keep it up.

[kathicII]

Ron Paul > Gravity

[0inkpiggy]

THIS IS A GOOD VIDEO... BUT NOT NEWS

[TheJMachine]

you gained my viewership...

[iceteaguy]

Eat my freedom!

lol

[BavonniBardella]

quite attractive!

[HoldemPro09]

braveheart on the Wii, haha. Keep doing what you do man.

[TotalVelocity]

Good stuff

[Demonray01]

Funny and has intellect..nice combination. Great stuff..

[wannajive]

lol even though im pretty sure my dick would fall off from the STD's i would still like to get coked the fucked out and fuck lindsay lohan till that ass turns black and blue

[sitkabrownbear345]

i would 2 dude

[carey134]

"I'm Kent Brockman." Nope, Mark, you're a GOD!!

[Urbansister7]

tinkerbelle is retarded. I hope that dumb dog gets killed by Paris "Ooh it'd make a good, uh - coat - arm - thing"

[heavydny86]

LMFAO "pants on fire syndrom", fucking hillarious

[divwak]

hilarious

[XFLOST]

funny. ur awesome man!!!@

[bub111222]

do u have a real job?

[Lakasha]

I totally agree. Who the fcuk cares about all this crap they show in the news?! I'm glad I boycott TV!

[FreshMilk1]

is it just me or is the sun shining brighter in here :) *nods at his head*

[skateboarder19119]

hahahahaha lolololol

[frostbite1451]

how do people not think this is funny

[amazeman987654321]

hotso

[wellprunedcunt]

jesus christ you are so fucking boring

[wellprunedcunt]

you suck and your accent is gay

[davedaverson5000]

dont have a go at the guys accent! its not lke theres much he can do about that! dick! but yeah this is really boring and not that humerous

[wellprunedcunt]

lol, ok maybe not his accent, but his tone of voice is tedious and irritating, jesus christ, it should be illegal!

[Fynn2306]

It's called Scottish, ya moron.

[AlexStewart09]

lindsay lohan is hawt

5 stars just for showing that picture

lulz

[steamyhotlatin]

lEAVE LINDSAY, BRITNEY AND EVERY OTHER GIRL OUT THERE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES ALONE. THEY HAVE MONEY AND FAME, YOU HAVE YOU TUBE!!!!!

[Avalancheau]

Id rather be middle class unknown and intelligent, than a famous rich idiot.

[Frankiee88]

Agreed Avalanch :>

[adognamedsally]

yes, yes, yes, and yes.

[spankofnewyork]

boring...........go see spankofnewyork for a real laugh this dood makes me go to the bathroom ....

[adognamedsally]

dont watch then. and stop spewing your lame ass links. i cant stand it.

[paulstang]

make another beersandwich

[killerbat849]

fuck you

[nornu1337]

my mom actualy died....

[Machu4]

I've never heard "Fibby McLiarson" or "Pants on fire syndrom" ever before!

I'm going to have to use those if I ever need to argue with a three year old.

[deadsnake]

its decent

[xXxRyuxXxx]

you suck

[aimenhoodle]

Hahahaha! You rock.

[hoodiejames]

lol

harry potter

[Schelet]

i will come to your house tonight at 00.00 and kill your mother sister and cat! do not post those stupid chain whatever anymore

[hyugakarn]

sweet... ;D

[cc6809]

3 Lohan Rehab Relapses and 2 Paris Hilton Gets Out of Jail *stars* for this one Mark!

[danpow69]

i dont know why i stumbled on this fuckin shit, but what a wanker this guy is. what are you doing you bellend? sort your life out fella

[Whohasthisusername]

OR you need to shut up...true but not news!

[RcUltra]

YOUR FULL OF SHIT

[aluisious]

YORE AN ECKSELLANT SPELLIR

[viperkyle1]

He didn't spell anything wrong n00b

[aluisious]

LOL

Back to 2nd grade for you.

[r0ckst4rrrrr]

he kinda did he spelled YOU'RE as YOUR

[viperkyle1]

No he did not. He said Your full of shit as in he owned a pile of shit. He was saying he was full of shit because he coudnt have any more shit. He was not saying that the guy was made of shit and/or shit.

[aluisious]

You are fucking dumb as a rock. You have no god damn idea what you're talking about.

Keep digging asshole, so we can all have a good laugh at you.

[viperkyle1]

2nd Grade?  I now know im talking to "yanks" and i dont want to be arguing with them. Waste of time.

[williamzere]

he/she is probaly from the UK that's the way they spell it. Oh yea and you didn't spell your right or excellent or speller

[aluisious]

No, that isn't the way they spell it in the UK. He's just an illiterate moron.

Irony is lost on you.

[Domexpo]

ore, ore

FACT but nohte news

[bushfingers]

This is all true - but not news. Brilliant as always.

[PiratePuppetMelba]

I really like Ron Paul!

And I really like this video!

5/5

[johnhalo333]

ha love the bit at 1:50

[FlamingHomosexualCat]

lol yeah got me

[oldsamhaine]

Ron Paul 2008, What other choice is there? Really?

[eddiebtc]

Let's see, there's Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, and several other SANE politicians. Rudy G, John McCain, I could go on....

Did I say that there were alot of SANE politicians running for President?

[oldsamhaine]

You said it, but only a fool would believe it.

[ChillnAmoeba]

Or a rather very uninformed individual.

[matereymate]

hahahaha, you're too fucking funny.

[harpsaxbassman]

the digestive system is not basic

[xwb9447]

Food goes in, shite goes out.

[FafyrdGir]

Ron Paul WILL abolish gravity! YOU JUST WATCH, MR SCOTTY MCKILTERPANTS!

[anotherwannabesk8er]

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city im 1000 meilen away but girl tonight u look so pretty yes you do

[kekeudompa]

wat

[steal1993]

hahaha what a bad song

[unku]

lol

[sambolinacheesecake]

niiiiiiiiiiice......

[jaekent]

watch?v=3T34hzHJG2c

[kekeudompa]

didn't work

[kikkertakk]

braveheart on wii... only avible in scotland xD

[whykiki27]

i like these but not this one

[wtfiswrongwitya]

people here don't say bollocks mark. can i make a request that ya talk just a tad softer, just keep yer voice down a bit. or a wee bit if ya prefer. some of us have a throbing headache after watching these. think this must be my last one, even tho you i can't seem to stop myself like when someone says don't look and ya do anyhow.

[blaze941201]

nice

[Shuttle128]

Loved the bears comment! Cracked up quite a bit on that one.

[rogerely]

Ha, ha - is 7 thumbs down all you can give my other comment? Markday is a shitty asshole baby from 2 gay parents.

[tweety123girl]

true? is it true? i dont think so...but is it true?

[DealyRizazamatizazz]

Cock or coke whore? Either way it's true. I wanna learn all you know. You make life worth living, well to the fullest.

[nadae2]

looolllllzzzz!!!!! that was priceless man!5 lohan relapses it is!

[TheOnlyTyrael]

Oh, you got him there. You've completely invalidated his statements by insulting his mother. True, but not news.

[crazycatlady1313]

Horseman is that you ????

[toecutterr6]

Hoegaarden witterbier is the best!

[volvol1]

If elected Ron Paul promises to repeal gravity. True but not news!!!! This is funny. Keep up the good work.

[cloclo902003]

"Nasa astronauts enjoying hangovers that are out of this world" Super funny!

[Vaspasian]

do you reAlly tALK like thAAt?

[ONuallian]

The bit about the bear was pretty good.

[gspaulsson]

Och mon, wha' hae ye wi' a' the glaswegian faer a load o' Sassenachs wha' cannae ken a word o't?

[davidboobums]

sorry, but last time I checked we were in the united states. that language I dont understand and therfore makes me angry.

[gspaulsson]

Not understanding a language makes you angry? Weird. That was Glasgow dialect, about as close to standard English as Ebonics. I guess you don't like Scots or black folks. Anyway, I was talking to Mr Day.

[wsampa]

QUE MERDA É ESSA?!

[blueberryslurpee]

XDDD harry potter is a darth vader's son

[DisturbedAidan2]

lol I've played that Braveheart game.. It's awesome!

[wfk8wfk8]

Funny man

[jessebowser]

these videos are amazingly awsome.

[Viper6069]

Lol

[hartet021]

Although I don't completely understand this, it's still funny!

[fluffybunny937]

Braveheart on the nintendo Wii

[xnightkillerx]

Eat my Freedom! Oh, hi.

rofl.

[evebulloch]

Hahaha, Mark that's awesome.

[dukiedawg]

Aye, he's ney wanker but a good baheid Scot. Cheers, mate. May your Guiness never be empty and your wine flow free. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, DUDE!!!

[chuckNorrisaaaaa]

lu lu lu i've got some apples

lu lu lu you've got some too

[himikalka]

man youre the best youtube comedian ever . you have a unique style , KEEP DOING YOUR STUFF !!!! ITS AMAZING ! I LOVE IT !!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

[moreshutthehellup]

ron paul is the man.

[lilwestkid]

iluuuu

[champswimmer38]

u r not funny at all stop makeing videos dumb ass hole

[bflyte]

You're not intelligent. Stop making comments.

[Falts96]

your just a fucking moron you dumb shit ever thought that this isn't really a particular funny video what he is saying is true dumbass

[Syrus2006]

"Youtube video blogger uses gratuitious image of female in order to increase viewership. True but hardly news." XD And Braveheart on the Wii only availiable in Scotland. Nice one. XD

[hortence0freep]

Polar Bears don't shite in the woods.

[J4gg1T]

wut*

[J4gg1T]

wit exactly are bollucks?

[MVFipher]

I agree 95%. What I didn't agree with was Iraq... it's gone to hell, but the latest news on that says it's headed back on its way to purgatory.

[FuglyPunk]

and dont forget about the WMDs... they found them, they " know where they are "

[larrybird19]

nice, i just got bravehart from an import store, lol

[smokincigs]

NASA astronuts that enjoy out of this world hangovers! True, but not news. Funny ass line that made a suscriber out of me. True but not news, unless you really do care that they get to do what we want to.

[RAGEMARINE]

lmao brave heart for wii, available only in scotland, hahahahha lmao

[bigan2k7]

wt an arse im scottish

[Lucinante]

He's not even scottish, he just imitates the accent.

[waynerrudall]

So, what else is new [do I mean news] ?

[doomsam5]

this guys so funny

[Zoologist]

i really think ron paul is retarded! you have some damn good videos!