You'd probably have to blow a little dust and cobwebs off the nether regions... That vacant evil stare might have to remedied too. You'd probably have to get her liquored up on White Zin and play her some Steely Dan to get to 2nd base.
If she's single and a Christian Conservative, you have to assume she's a virgin... Just like Ann Coulter.
mykol... And then have sex with a man when you finally admid you're gay!
You know, I wasn't sure if Elliot Spitzer was a Democrat or Republican until I found out the prostitute he got caught with was a woman. Had he been a Republican, he would have been busted with a man or flirting with little boys!
Any Liberal woman I know would never even think about sleeping with anyone that shared such vile political positions as Republicans of late.
Oh yeah... One other thing, falling in "Love" with a Republican woman is like raising an attack dog... Convince your wife you really know how the world works and when someone actually has a valid counter point to what you say she jumps in and saves you from making an idiot out of yourself or getting your ass verbally handed to you by a real man!
I've seen it happen a million times!
You guys act all tough and macho, but look at all your gay role models in government & the church!
I thought the liberal/progressives were all pro gay? you are going to have to turn in your democrat party card for being a gay basher. I thought Gay role models were to be admired? and yet here you are attacking them
I'm not bashing any gays at all... If you like men, have sex with men... Just don't act all high and mighty and adopt a tenet that condemns homosexuality. It's the hypocrisy i'm illustrating here, not the act.
That's the part where you false conservatives ALWAYS get it wrong... We're not PRO-Gay, we're ANTI-Discriminitory. You're all afraid of the big bad gay's, but your party is riddled with them. You want to try and turn it around on us with "See! See! You're gay bashing!". Nope. That's the best you can do? Blame us for all your gayness? Just stop denying it!
Christian conservatives all swoon over a male god and his son and people wonder why so many of you are gay... Makes perfect sense to me.
nice to see a lib who is not afraid to stereotype and profile. now if only you would do that for the terrorists instead of other Americans. but I forget, you prefer terrorists to republicans.
you also see to have a few religion issues, but that is for another site. You will notice i didn't say anything about religion or gays until you brought up the cheep shots.
oh, well. it has been my experience that the person with the weakest argument is the first to resort to personal insults.
It makes sense to you because it is your thoughts projected on others as you think them. You have to leave your personal feelings out of analysis and just ask what is this.
Dustin, then I guess you missed out on this post that I made 3 days ago...
"I'm not bashing any gays at all... If you like men, have sex with men... Just don't act all high and mighty and adopt a tenet that condemns homosexuality. It's the hypocrisy i'm illustrating here, not the act."
This was a response to pwf making a crack about all Liberal women being gay.
I think you are confusing my sense of irony for radicalism. Are you sure you're a moderate? You have Republican research skills
Actually with so many conservative christians getting divorced, I'd have to think the contrary.
All your women are promised your dim-witted American dream and are let down when it turns out they've married whiny little boys that are obsessed with sports (men touching men) that can't locate the clitoris or provide a climax for anyone but themselves.
Maybe you should cut back on your internet bill since you're so frugal. Your just exposing yourself to public ridicule.
All in all fairly low on the joke quality scale, though very high on the single minded attacks, and off the charts on the sarcasm scale. I think if you relax and let the jokes tell themselves instead of forcing each one out you will have more success.
I watched five of your spots (6/6/08 - 6/20/08), and the humor seems more forced than natural. Humor is all about ti *beeep*
Jag... I couldn't agree more. The worst thing about this lame format is the incessant amount of cuts they make between "jokes". Can't this woman read 2 and a half minutes of jokes uninterrupted?
The green screen also looks totally amateur and the opening sequence looks like a bunch of stolen stock footage. Oh, and the theme song sounds like a rip off of the Daily Show's music.
Conservatives need to leave the humor to progressives. You guys stopped being funny after elementary school.
with so many complaints, I look forward to seeing your production soon. Let us know when the first webisode comes out, we will be sure to watch.
Or are all you're good for is complaining while better people do.
How many of your vids have 10's of thousands of hits? hmmmm?
none?
why? it sounds as if you are an expert at this. Please dazzle us with your brilliant attempt at a twice a week political web series. I'm sure for someone of your obvious abilities, it would be no trouble.
I don't claim expertise in making of videos, I only have been involved in one video production in my life, and that 20 years ago.
However, I am a fan of comedy, and able to recognize where I would make some adjustments to improve it. I have endeavored to make constructive criticism to show where I found the format here weaker than it could be.
My only attempt at humor was at the end to soften what otherwise could have been taken as attack, instead of the advice that I intended.
I've always watched something that pains me too, mostly it's Al Gore and his silly vocal technique talking about the weather or Obama talking to the sheep at rallies and then spamming them for endless contributions.
Unlike the sheeple "Conservative Christians" that file into church every Sunday and act like they really care about something other than money. You don't even have to get spammed to give money to a faceless god...
You just fall in line and worship your dirty old desert god.
We "Sheep" that are voting for Obama are actually voting for peace that Conservative Christians claim to promote.
Say... What type of soap do you use to wash blood off your hands?
voting for peace? what peace? the peace that will come when he withdraws American troops from Iraq and Afganastan? the same "peace" that came when American troops were withdrawn from Viet Nam? that peace?
so the deaths of over a million people constitutes peace to you?
So Iraq is a good idea that saved American & Iraqi lives? Do you even know how many Iraqis have been killed by this war I have opposed since before it even happened?
Most Iraqis want us out! Are we going to completely cripple their independence by being enablers?
Peace is not voting in idiots with business interests in foreign soil that want war for profit.
A just war would have been giving our all to kill or capture Bin Laden and exposing the Saudi's false allegiance to the US.
Our stature as a SUPERPOWER came about after WWII when we went out on a limb to protect nations that were threatened from external forces, mostly communism on the march. Today our role has changed being the old Soviet Union had disappeared, and we are now more involved in economic security. We get very little oil from the Middle East and none has flowed from Iraq to the US. We buy from the Saudis, also a target of Islamo-fascist terrorists. So your peace actually means no protection, thus wars.
Your stance only values the lives of American's on American soil. What about the troops that are spread so thin they are at the point of breaking? What about all the babies and children in Iraq that have been wiped out and maimed by carpet bombings? Keep worshiping the oil and ignoring the facts all you want. Islamic Extremists that hate us don't hate us personally, they hate our policies and the fact we prop up the despots that make their lives miserable. It's not rocket science.
what about Sadams rape and torture rooms? what about the mass graves? what about the beheadings and the torture by the terrorists? what about the car bombs that kill innocent children at bus stops?
You comdemn America as evil and yet are willing to completely overlook the evil inherent in the Islamic extremists? why is that? why are you willing to see the good in terrorists and only evil in Americans?
agreed pwf. Americans only see the evil in America, which they should, but they talk as if were so much worse than any other country. Bullshit. Other countries do terrible things. Its just a messed up world we live in, stop blaming it on us.
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I didn't condemn America or call it evil. If you recall Saddam was propped up by the Republican party. He was "our bastard". All I'm saying is that our policies have contributed heavily to arming and energizing terrorists. If you can't see that you are blind.
What about Osama Bin Laden? Or do you "Not think about him much" like Bush?
What about the mostly SAUDI hijackers from 9-11? Were they from Iraq?
The republican way of solving problems is to make more that will never be solved.
And the democrat way is to throw money at the problem. The mustard gas used to kill innocent curds by Saddam was given to him by Bill Clinton diplomacy. Its true, dont bash me, use the facts. 500 tons of mustard gas was removed from Iraq last week. The media does not report success. Maybe you should sleuth into the facts and not swallow the easy to find lies.
Is this supposed to be funny? What horrible delivery. Clearly this is simply a prop platform attempting to distribute one liners they hope will go viral. Desperate, embarrassing and boring.
This is uncomfortably like when Molly Shannon played that awful stand-up comic Jeannie Darcy, except without the self-awareness. LIBERALS SMOKE WEED AND DISOBEY THE RULES, AM I RIGHT LADIES? *laugh track*
She is certainly hotter than Hildabeast Clintoon or Michelle Obama. But since you are a lib I guess you only pop major wood by imagining yourself with Helen Thomas.
Wow, this just in, this dog faced bitch isn't funny! Why is it that all republican women look like drag queens? This ugly bitch and Anne Coulter are proof some nasty drag queen fucked a pitbull and proof, republican women where born. I was going to comment that all Spike Lee has done for black people is make other races feels like blacks are the most cry baby people on the face of the earth, but this whole ass nasty drag queen and her liter mate anne coulter is just much more interesting.
Spike Lee is just trying to get publicity!The movie eastwood made concentrated on those that raised the flag at Iwo Jima!My dad faught there, but i am not upset they didn't portray him!Come on Spike nad black people! Stop bein gso picky!I notice In Spikes movies there are not alot of white people! Whats with that Spike?If we as white people were as picky as you, you would cry racism!
let me explain to all of you:For the movie Flags For Our Fathers in fact, black Marines are seen. Spike and Clint need to stop acting like children and act like men because they are both right.
Why is it that liberals love making fun of conservatives, but when conservatives want to laugh at liberals they (liberals) blow a gasket? Saturday Night Live, Letterman, Olberman, and many others lampoon conservatives all the time. It's about time someone poked fun at the obvious silliness that some libs exemplify.
Some libs? Thats awesome, Here is funny, you assbags voted for a shit brained monkey named Bush twice you fucks! Now gas prices sky rockect, his family and his middle eastern buddies get super rich, millions suffer, Bush wipes his greasy ass with the constitution, FEMA and Haliburton build concentration camps, Oue national debt hits $500 Trillion, NO WMDs, american troops die everyday, our phone line are tapped... well wait.. ok thats NOT funny, so what exactly was funny again? Jokes on america!
This bitch would be funny, if she wasn't backing up a Amnista loving republican. Only republicans want illegal wetbacks in this country. Wonderful John McCain
Here we go AGAIN! another BLACK man getting upset because BLACKS were not included in something. NAACP = (no whites on it's board) BET = (yet if there was a WET, blacks would cry Racism!) FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH = (yet if there was a white history month BLACKS would cry racism!) Give me a Fricken break! Uhhhh Spike! I don't recall seeing any white people in your movie "Do The Right Thing" yet I'm sure white people live in New York?!? you must be RACIST! Negroes wake up!
Dude, are you smoking crack? Danny Aiello was among the most crucial characters of "Do The Right Thing" Have the sense to at least know what you're talking about before calling a director you obviously know nothing about a racist.
hey, you know what would be funnier than this? anything.
there are some people just NOT cut out for comedy and, this is the 3rd or 4th time I'm saying this, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
If you want to report news with a politically conservative spin, do that! more power to ya get a job at Fox News for all I care, just don't try to be funny about it!
Nice talent you have making these. It seems you can't perform one 2 second joke without having to switch to another cut.
That's less than amateurish. Seriously, you can't link more than 2 jokes together w/out needing a break? Is the entire office that lazy, that you all take smoke breaks after every joke?
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Wow, you suck! I was willing to endure the shitty "humor" because I thought you were going to take your top off. I'm sure it would have been disappointing anyway.
I don't like the fake laughs but I like some of the jokes and I certainly love the hysterical liberal reactions. They sure can dish it out but they can't take it.
Oh God - this is painfully unfunny - and what's with the fake laugh track and audience shots? I could appreciate a good conservative news parody - but this ain't it.
C'mon, cut her some slack. She speaks well to her audience and they find her funny. Jon Stewart creates intelligent humor for thinking people. This chick creates really simple comedy for... well you get the picture.
??.... First of all you could very well have a friend or family member who has left wing beliefs. Second of all this video has humor that appeals to people of right wing beliefs. Third of all you are not one to say what is or what is not funny because all people commenting here can detirmine all that for themselves since its all a matter of perspective. By the way I have left wing beliefs or liberal as you might say. Have I made this simple enough for you?
You lib's come here and run this down just because it makes fun of your candidates for a change. Boo Hoo! I do have one family member who has "left wing beliefs" and this goes over his simple head too. By your own hypocritical definition, you lib's don't have any right to come here annd proclaim what is not funny, but you do as if we care. As far as you being a lib, may I offer my condolences? What's it like going through life with a blindfold on?
In other words you have nothing to say concerning your blatant misreading of my comment. I assume you have nothing to counter my arguement except by attacking Clinton (who was not my main point). Being such an intelligent individual you seem to have alot of difficulty reading and understanding statements. If I am "ignorant"... Better to be ignorant than a fool. Good job on your arguements so far you said: you are right, I am wrong, with several insults in between. Real republicans have class.
Try making points in an intelligible manner next time. You made them so poorly. Besides, anyone who touts Clinton as being a "good president" when it's obvious he did nothing about terrorism, deserves to be chided. The Democrats themselves are so tired of the Clintons that they're willing to back an unelectable candidate. Of course Clinton would be as bad as Obama.
Well you can argue that point all you want but anyone paying close attention would be aware of what I was trying to say... so perhaps you read it poorly. I want to say I totally disagree with your points but if you wish I would be more than happy to hold a debate here on all the points previously mentioned (in our discussion). I thank you for finally making a response with non-derogatory remarks.
A liberal meltdown is 176 comments? Goddamn, you're easily entertained. Whatsamatter, Hannah Montana not on the Disney Channel tonight?
But seriously, we libs will be glad to keep you tv and internet monkeys amused. It keeps you off the streets, where other libs are pounding the pavement for Obama.
Can I get you another banana while you veg in front of your computer?
hmmm interesting. You fail to respect your own family simply because they have different political beliefs. Since you were very polite yourself let me suggest you visit a specialist about your reading problem. I said its all a matter of perspective. read that more than once and ask somebody what that means. Right wing people might also dislike the comedy. Example: There are jokes made about Clinton (a good President) I find them funny..get it... I cant make it any simpler for you!!
If you think old BJ Billy was a good president, then we have nothing more to discuss. His ignoring of the terrorist situation is why we're where we are today. Good God, you're ignorant.
Great one, Jodi! The parade of melting down liberals just gets bigger and bigger! I love how the truth hits a nerve with them. Loved the joke about Spike Lee, one of Hollywood's biggest "useful idiots".
These are so stupid that I wonder if is an intentional attempt by the Democratic party to show that republican "comedy" can not be funny no matter how hard you try.
? Well folks I would like to ask a quick favor from you. All you have to do is view my channel. I am attempting to become the person on youtube with the most channel views without a video. Thanks people.
Hey Jodi! More Pelosi jokes please!! Oh, that's right! She IS a joke and requires no embellishments. The joke is the liberals who actually voted her into office!
I'm not sure why so many crazy liberals actually watch this stuff if they don't think it's funny. I mean, I can understand watching republican presidential candidates and congressmen etc. and leaving your comments... but it's conservative comedy. Like common sense for irrational people. Just not your thing.
didn't you know. the libs aren't happy with anything that might shine the light of truth on them or theit beliefs. This show exposes them in a humerous way for the lefty loonys they are.
At least on these videos I don't have to look at the political comments. Just them saying how unfunny they find something they apparently were tricked in to watching.
From Wikipeida: In other parts of the world, which had little contact with German Nazism, the term "National Socialism" is sometimes used by parties that define themselves as socialist and patriotic, without being racist.
It doesn't surprise me that the only NSP you know is the Nazi one.
Whatever, dork. I hope for his sake that your father has passed on to where heros go when they die so he won't know what an a-hole his offspring turned out to be. All you seem to have time for is looking up others' on line profiles. You get a life.
Tell me about it! I totally agree. This shit would be funny, if it weren't so "right-winged" and involved a just a tiny bit of truth. But "truth" and "right-wing" just don't get along, so...
duhsac:2 the truth is that the left, in particular, Obama dont harmonize. One week Obama says he can no longer rounce pastor and does so 30 days later... 2) Obama illegally took campaign money from a foreign nation
- Iran and when busted, said he didnt know anything about it and then gave to poor (for positsive PR spin). 3) He is running as a black president but is also white. Why isnt he mentioning the other half... for political purposes.
It seems that you've selected what you want to believe and not believe about Obama. The fact is, Obama has never ran his campaign from a racial stand point. He speaks of and acknowledges both sides of his race when the topic is on the table. There is "0" proof of your accusations in regards to him taking monies from foreign nations. As for his pastor, there was no need to denounce him until his views became inconsistent with his own. Harmony? Thats all he talks about; are you deaf? Obama 08!
she said he took money from iran... how sad... and what the hell is 'rounce'? ok, just looked it up.
rounce, n. 1.The handle by which the bed of a hand press, holding the form of type, etc., is run in under the platen and out again; - sometimes applied to the whole apparatus by which the form is moved under the platen.
meh
biggerrerint 2 years ago
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nvstmntchic 3 years ago
i think she's hot.
i think that the funniest part is that after she tells a joke, she always pulls this face and this pose. it's funny.
channingrocksdahouse 3 years ago
All the flaming and bad mouthing aside...Is there anyone else here who thinks that chick is totally doable?
Kaingibson 3 years ago
You'd probably have to blow a little dust and cobwebs off the nether regions... That vacant evil stare might have to remedied too. You'd probably have to get her liquored up on White Zin and play her some Steely Dan to get to 2nd base.
If she's single and a Christian Conservative, you have to assume she's a virgin... Just like Ann Coulter.
deeppickle 3 years ago
so by your reasoning, every lib non- christian is a slut?
nice stero-typing.
I thought you progressive/liberals were above that. I thought only the evil republicans/conservatives treated people like that.
tisk-tisk
pwf2412 3 years ago
The old joke is you date a liberal for experience and marry a Republican for love.
mykol13v 3 years ago
lol, I need to remember that one. thanks
pwf2412 3 years ago
mykol... And then have sex with a man when you finally admid you're gay!
You know, I wasn't sure if Elliot Spitzer was a Democrat or Republican until I found out the prostitute he got caught with was a woman. Had he been a Republican, he would have been busted with a man or flirting with little boys!
Any Liberal woman I know would never even think about sleeping with anyone that shared such vile political positions as Republicans of late.
deeppickle 3 years ago
Oh yeah... One other thing, falling in "Love" with a Republican woman is like raising an attack dog... Convince your wife you really know how the world works and when someone actually has a valid counter point to what you say she jumps in and saves you from making an idiot out of yourself or getting your ass verbally handed to you by a real man!
I've seen it happen a million times!
You guys act all tough and macho, but look at all your gay role models in government & the church!
deeppickle 3 years ago
I thought the liberal/progressives were all pro gay? you are going to have to turn in your democrat party card for being a gay basher. I thought Gay role models were to be admired? and yet here you are attacking them
Tisk-tisk
pwf2412 3 years ago
I'm not bashing any gays at all... If you like men, have sex with men... Just don't act all high and mighty and adopt a tenet that condemns homosexuality. It's the hypocrisy i'm illustrating here, not the act.
deeppickle 3 years ago
That's the part where you false conservatives ALWAYS get it wrong... We're not PRO-Gay, we're ANTI-Discriminitory. You're all afraid of the big bad gay's, but your party is riddled with them. You want to try and turn it around on us with "See! See! You're gay bashing!". Nope. That's the best you can do? Blame us for all your gayness? Just stop denying it!
Christian conservatives all swoon over a male god and his son and people wonder why so many of you are gay... Makes perfect sense to me.
deeppickle 3 years ago
nice to see a lib who is not afraid to stereotype and profile. now if only you would do that for the terrorists instead of other Americans. but I forget, you prefer terrorists to republicans.
you also see to have a few religion issues, but that is for another site. You will notice i didn't say anything about religion or gays until you brought up the cheep shots.
oh, well. it has been my experience that the person with the weakest argument is the first to resort to personal insults.
:)
pwf2412 3 years ago
It makes sense to you because it is your thoughts projected on others as you think them. You have to leave your personal feelings out of analysis and just ask what is this.
mykol13v 3 years ago
ughh. Im a moderate and I like some liberal ideas but youre just a radical man. Way to generalize the entire Republican party as gays.
Dustin4494 3 years ago
Dustin, then I guess you missed out on this post that I made 3 days ago...
"I'm not bashing any gays at all... If you like men, have sex with men... Just don't act all high and mighty and adopt a tenet that condemns homosexuality. It's the hypocrisy i'm illustrating here, not the act."
This was a response to pwf making a crack about all Liberal women being gay.
I think you are confusing my sense of irony for radicalism. Are you sure you're a moderate? You have Republican research skills
deeppickle 3 years ago
that's because all the liberal women are sleeping with the other liberal women and moving to California to get married.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Actually with so many conservative christians getting divorced, I'd have to think the contrary.
All your women are promised your dim-witted American dream and are let down when it turns out they've married whiny little boys that are obsessed with sports (men touching men) that can't locate the clitoris or provide a climax for anyone but themselves.
Maybe you should cut back on your internet bill since you're so frugal. Your just exposing yourself to public ridicule.
deeppickle 3 years ago
Did I say slut? Is a slut the opposite of a virgin? When did I say evil too? I love this little soap opera you're writing.
deeppickle 3 years ago
All in all fairly low on the joke quality scale, though very high on the single minded attacks, and off the charts on the sarcasm scale. I think if you relax and let the jokes tell themselves instead of forcing each one out you will have more success.
I watched five of your spots (6/6/08 - 6/20/08), and the humor seems more forced than natural. Humor is all about ti *beeep*
Jaggling 3 years ago
Jag... I couldn't agree more. The worst thing about this lame format is the incessant amount of cuts they make between "jokes". Can't this woman read 2 and a half minutes of jokes uninterrupted?
The green screen also looks totally amateur and the opening sequence looks like a bunch of stolen stock footage. Oh, and the theme song sounds like a rip off of the Daily Show's music.
Conservatives need to leave the humor to progressives. You guys stopped being funny after elementary school.
deeppickle 3 years ago
with so many complaints, I look forward to seeing your production soon. Let us know when the first webisode comes out, we will be sure to watch.
Or are all you're good for is complaining while better people do.
How many of your vids have 10's of thousands of hits? hmmmm?
none?
why? it sounds as if you are an expert at this. Please dazzle us with your brilliant attempt at a twice a week political web series. I'm sure for someone of your obvious abilities, it would be no trouble.
pwf2412 3 years ago
I don't claim expertise in making of videos, I only have been involved in one video production in my life, and that 20 years ago.
However, I am a fan of comedy, and able to recognize where I would make some adjustments to improve it. I have endeavored to make constructive criticism to show where I found the format here weaker than it could be.
My only attempt at humor was at the end to soften what otherwise could have been taken as attack, instead of the advice that I intended.
Jaggling 3 years ago
I've always watched something that pains me too, mostly it's Al Gore and his silly vocal technique talking about the weather or Obama talking to the sheep at rallies and then spamming them for endless contributions.
mykol13v 3 years ago
Unlike the sheeple "Conservative Christians" that file into church every Sunday and act like they really care about something other than money. You don't even have to get spammed to give money to a faceless god...
You just fall in line and worship your dirty old desert god.
We "Sheep" that are voting for Obama are actually voting for peace that Conservative Christians claim to promote.
Say... What type of soap do you use to wash blood off your hands?
deeppickle 3 years ago
voting for peace? what peace? the peace that will come when he withdraws American troops from Iraq and Afganastan? the same "peace" that came when American troops were withdrawn from Viet Nam? that peace?
so the deaths of over a million people constitutes peace to you?
pwf2412 3 years ago
So Iraq is a good idea that saved American & Iraqi lives? Do you even know how many Iraqis have been killed by this war I have opposed since before it even happened?
Most Iraqis want us out! Are we going to completely cripple their independence by being enablers?
Peace is not voting in idiots with business interests in foreign soil that want war for profit.
A just war would have been giving our all to kill or capture Bin Laden and exposing the Saudi's false allegiance to the US.
deeppickle 3 years ago
i know far fewer Iraqis have been killed by americans then were killed by Sadam, but that seems to be ok with you. it is only America that is evil
pwf2412 3 years ago
also more of our soldiers died under Clinton wars that under Bush. Don't take my word for it, check it out.
sidguill 3 years ago 5
Our stature as a SUPERPOWER came about after WWII when we went out on a limb to protect nations that were threatened from external forces, mostly communism on the march. Today our role has changed being the old Soviet Union had disappeared, and we are now more involved in economic security. We get very little oil from the Middle East and none has flowed from Iraq to the US. We buy from the Saudis, also a target of Islamo-fascist terrorists. So your peace actually means no protection, thus wars.
mykol13v 3 years ago
Your stance only values the lives of American's on American soil. What about the troops that are spread so thin they are at the point of breaking? What about all the babies and children in Iraq that have been wiped out and maimed by carpet bombings? Keep worshiping the oil and ignoring the facts all you want. Islamic Extremists that hate us don't hate us personally, they hate our policies and the fact we prop up the despots that make their lives miserable. It's not rocket science.
deeppickle 3 years ago
what about Sadams rape and torture rooms? what about the mass graves? what about the beheadings and the torture by the terrorists? what about the car bombs that kill innocent children at bus stops?
You comdemn America as evil and yet are willing to completely overlook the evil inherent in the Islamic extremists? why is that? why are you willing to see the good in terrorists and only evil in Americans?
pwf2412 3 years ago
agreed pwf. Americans only see the evil in America, which they should, but they talk as if were so much worse than any other country. Bullshit. Other countries do terrible things. Its just a messed up world we live in, stop blaming it on us.
Dustin4494 3 years ago 3
thank you
pwf2412 3 years ago
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I didn't condemn America or call it evil. If you recall Saddam was propped up by the Republican party. He was "our bastard". All I'm saying is that our policies have contributed heavily to arming and energizing terrorists. If you can't see that you are blind.
What about Osama Bin Laden? Or do you "Not think about him much" like Bush?
What about the mostly SAUDI hijackers from 9-11? Were they from Iraq?
The republican way of solving problems is to make more that will never be solved.
deeppickle 3 years ago
And the democrat way is to throw money at the problem. The mustard gas used to kill innocent curds by Saddam was given to him by Bill Clinton diplomacy. Its true, dont bash me, use the facts. 500 tons of mustard gas was removed from Iraq last week. The media does not report success. Maybe you should sleuth into the facts and not swallow the easy to find lies.
Thebboss 3 years ago 3
dude, your logic=fail. listen to pwf2412, his logic has owned yours for about 4 pages so far.
Dustin4494 3 years ago 3
the positive reviews are obviously fake. this shit makes me crack up at how god awful it is.
18bites 3 years ago
I thought this was great - especially the Recount stuff. Really funny.
dsmoya31410 3 years ago
hilarious!
hollywood9000 3 years ago
LOL, great!
anjwicks 3 years ago
Oh no! Not another crappy, right-winged, Daily Show rip off with a laugh track!
RexMaximus 3 years ago
Is this supposed to be funny? What horrible delivery. Clearly this is simply a prop platform attempting to distribute one liners they hope will go viral. Desperate, embarrassing and boring.
captrustyA 3 years ago
ahha i laughed about the blitzer thing. i guys u guys are straight edeged
GetBunked5246 3 years ago
dude this shit isn't that funny.. the delivery, the monotone, everything, man... and btw i'm no straight edge, so don't be stereotypin'
mnm2freak 3 years ago
wow. is it me, or does she sound a little monotone? just, not good this one was.
wretchedSTONER 3 years ago
Wow, I didn't laugh, not once. That was terrible.
oppesdaman 3 years ago 2
what the fuck is this?
madpop17 3 years ago
Wow, canned laughter. Not funny. In fact, shit.
ParallaxPictures 3 years ago
yeh, the laugh track really made it less funny, and the fake smile at the end bugged me
ReeldealTube 3 years ago 2
if conservatives and liberals are so smart why dont they work together?
CdMinnich 3 years ago
Great Scott, Quickly! Get rid of all the Tropic Thunder trailers before Spike Lee and Clint Eastwood see em'
M3T4LH34D812 3 years ago
Listen. Dennis Miller is funny. P.J. O'Rourke is funny. They're to the right. So are you. But you're not funny.
abf26 3 years ago
Cuse Liberals are racist
TouchinClothGirl 3 years ago
if conservatives and liberals are so smart why dont they work together?
CdMinnich 3 years ago
LOL - not for the vid this is crap - but I know the guy at 1:23 lol
NotSuchAn 3 years ago
Conservatives suck at comedy.
GeezerLopez 3 years ago
This is uncomfortably like when Molly Shannon played that awful stand-up comic Jeannie Darcy, except without the self-awareness. LIBERALS SMOKE WEED AND DISOBEY THE RULES, AM I RIGHT LADIES? *laugh track*
misterbizzones 3 years ago
"She is not even that hot."
She is certainly hotter than Hildabeast Clintoon or Michelle Obama. But since you are a lib I guess you only pop major wood by imagining yourself with Helen Thomas.
bogtrotter52 3 years ago
or Janet Reno
penetr8r1 3 years ago
Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama are a whole lot older than her....don't look at older woman like that.
Try the Clinton daughters or Obama Girl, they're hotter (to a guy).
sixpinkcat 3 years ago
lol, ouch, that was harsh. i can't imagine ANYONE with Helen Thomas, ughhh
pwf2412 3 years ago
I check these out all the time simply to read comments by liberals going absolutely NUTS. They really hate being made fun of.
bogtrotter52 3 years ago
It's not that they hate being made fun of, it's that this isn't really that funny.
abf26 3 years ago
Wow, this just in, this dog faced bitch isn't funny! Why is it that all republican women look like drag queens? This ugly bitch and Anne Coulter are proof some nasty drag queen fucked a pitbull and proof, republican women where born. I was going to comment that all Spike Lee has done for black people is make other races feels like blacks are the most cry baby people on the face of the earth, but this whole ass nasty drag queen and her liter mate anne coulter is just much more interesting.
catchandcrush 3 years ago
Spike Lee is just trying to get publicity!The movie eastwood made concentrated on those that raised the flag at Iwo Jima!My dad faught there, but i am not upset they didn't portray him!Come on Spike nad black people! Stop bein gso picky!I notice In Spikes movies there are not alot of white people! Whats with that Spike?If we as white people were as picky as you, you would cry racism!
djaxxx51 3 years ago
let me explain to all of you:For the movie Flags For Our Fathers in fact, black Marines are seen. Spike and Clint need to stop acting like children and act like men because they are both right.
jescrow 3 years ago
now that is very stpid.....
jeevanjot52 3 years ago
Why is it that liberals love making fun of conservatives, but when conservatives want to laugh at liberals they (liberals) blow a gasket? Saturday Night Live, Letterman, Olberman, and many others lampoon conservatives all the time. It's about time someone poked fun at the obvious silliness that some libs exemplify.
gnosis4 3 years ago
Some libs? Thats awesome, Here is funny, you assbags voted for a shit brained monkey named Bush twice you fucks! Now gas prices sky rockect, his family and his middle eastern buddies get super rich, millions suffer, Bush wipes his greasy ass with the constitution, FEMA and Haliburton build concentration camps, Oue national debt hits $500 Trillion, NO WMDs, american troops die everyday, our phone line are tapped... well wait.. ok thats NOT funny, so what exactly was funny again? Jokes on america!
catchandcrush 3 years ago 2
No delivery. Who wrote this crap, 2000 monkeys and a typewriter. It is just not funny. She is not even that hot.
knight1wolf 3 years ago
when I was in USA several times some negroes asked me if I wanted to fight, I have never seen them before I was just walking by.
Is that racism ? I never watched BET.
Si, el spike lee tiene cara de bobo ! You should not even watch do the right thing nor white man can´t jump ( that sounds stupid !)
What does it mean NAACP ?
Greatings and kisses from Mexico
DeutschlandElvis 3 years ago
This bitch would be funny, if she wasn't backing up a Amnista loving republican. Only republicans want illegal wetbacks in this country. Wonderful John McCain
harbing3r 3 years ago
This cuntservative broad is absolutely boring. Someone wakes me when it starts to get funny. She shouldn't quit her day job.
librophile 3 years ago
Here we go AGAIN! another BLACK man getting upset because BLACKS were not included in something. NAACP = (no whites on it's board) BET = (yet if there was a WET, blacks would cry Racism!) FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH = (yet if there was a white history month BLACKS would cry racism!) Give me a Fricken break! Uhhhh Spike! I don't recall seeing any white people in your movie "Do The Right Thing" yet I'm sure white people live in New York?!? you must be RACIST! Negroes wake up!
PULUSIBAGOOMBA 3 years ago
Dude, are you smoking crack? Danny Aiello was among the most crucial characters of "Do The Right Thing" Have the sense to at least know what you're talking about before calling a director you obviously know nothing about a racist.
andrianid 3 years ago
spike lee is an idiot
CDTMILLER 3 years ago
Spike Lee feels he's intelligent but he's not.
rogermoore27 3 years ago
race slurs at obama, are the in thing now, huh?
face it, obama is a better choice then that McCain bloke.
SCARREDMIND 3 years ago
hey, you know what would be funnier than this? anything.
there are some people just NOT cut out for comedy and, this is the 3rd or 4th time I'm saying this, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
If you want to report news with a politically conservative spin, do that! more power to ya get a job at Fox News for all I care, just don't try to be funny about it!
THEONLYmes323 3 years ago
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
GeezerLopez 3 years ago
GeezerLopez "THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!"
gnosis4 "THIS IS VERY FUNNY!!!"
gnosis4 3 years ago
This is was awful, How can anyone think this is funny? The jokes may have had potential but the delivery was awful
johnmcntsh 3 years ago
Nice talent you have making these. It seems you can't perform one 2 second joke without having to switch to another cut.
That's less than amateurish. Seriously, you can't link more than 2 jokes together w/out needing a break? Is the entire office that lazy, that you all take smoke breaks after every joke?
marvisinsane 3 years ago
funny how you look pissed after every joke...you one tide up hefer.
buminberkeley 3 years ago
Humor for Bush fans that love the death count from his war. Super. Stand proud Republican zombies. go YOU.
looksee71 3 years ago
I bet your tits are fake as well.
riceandpeas1 3 years ago
horrible... republican bitch
lpknocko 3 years ago
i KNOW most stupid is the write way to say it i was tryingto say that this is shit so ya
cenuticket 3 years ago
this is not even funny like a rip off of the daily show
hamsternumber90 3 years ago
stupid...
0621sammy 3 years ago
That was great keep up the good work, Hugo chavez fans hate it it must be good.
arkivx1 3 years ago 2
conservative trash
zzfour 3 years ago
lame lame lame.
spectre1234 3 years ago
yes yes yes
upabittoolate 3 years ago
this was the most stupidest gayest shit i ever seen
cenuticket 3 years ago
Did you just say "most stupidest"? Wow. The conservatives rest their case.
pimpdalyrical 3 years ago
That was just bad. Political ideologies aside, it was poorly produced and simply not funny.
zmiles23 3 years ago
This and humor are far, far away from each other
oswaldtherabbit 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Recount may have fewer ratings........but your not funny so your rating is lower than recount.
VookiesKill 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Wow, you suck! I was willing to endure the shitty "humor" because I thought you were going to take your top off. I'm sure it would have been disappointing anyway.
raulcleary 3 years ago
I don't like the fake laughs but I like some of the jokes and I certainly love the hysterical liberal reactions. They sure can dish it out but they can't take it.
mego73 3 years ago 4
It's just like the Daily Show without all that humor and relevancy baggage.
Galactus78 3 years ago
This is seriously, seriously unfunny. I have no problems with the actual content, it's just...not funny. It's almost embarrassing to watch.
AceTracer 3 years ago
I agree with AceTracer. I often enjoy conservative jokes and punditry, but this show needs to up the writing.
Watching it made me throw up in my mouth a little.
RayWilliamJohnson 3 years ago
Yeah, not being an extremist fanatic like others who commented before me. I have to agree. They could have done better with this episode.
None of the jokes made me laugh this time. But, most of their past work I've seen, are great to watch.
If they think this episode succeeded, they are sadly wrong, and a fanatic of themselves.
Jodi is a great host though - I love her voice. And, she even knows how to sell the horrible bad jokes ;)
PS - 3 1/2 stars, should say something.
nativethoughts 3 years ago
Well it is the best we have.
FreeAgain2 3 years ago
I kept waiting for The Onion logo to come on or something, is this for real? What's with the laugh track? I mean, seriously?
AceTracer 3 years ago
I like her style... She knocks the leftist out of the park... Go Girl!
berkin1014 3 years ago
LAME BIG TIME
hoaxcrank 3 years ago
Hatred isn't funny.
maxmangel 3 years ago
this is so lame
enjoipandas 3 years ago 3
Ok forget the liberal, and republican stuff, basicaly this is too simple humor to be funny. Well to me anyway....
HT1313 3 years ago
Gawd. This is fucking wretched.
Are all Republicans this unfunny? Christ, no wonder only liberals make movies and tv shows.
cletusalreetus 3 years ago 7
haha...all too true
rollinmitchell1 3 years ago
Oh God - this is painfully unfunny - and what's with the fake laugh track and audience shots? I could appreciate a good conservative news parody - but this ain't it.
mattkilleen 3 years ago 5
Wow, the lame attempt at humor in this series is so bad. SO BAD!!!!!
SSJRagnarok 3 years ago
I haven't seen you socialists this angry since you learned Senator Byrd served in the West Virginia klan for years! Ok, bad example.
zupf 3 years ago 2
Wait... did NewsBusted mistake a picture of Wii remotes for one of TV remotes? Ugh. And they claim liberals are out of touch...
ichormosquito 3 years ago
God, who cares? its a damn remote.
gallmart 3 years ago
weekend update copier
ockid95 3 years ago
god this is not funny at all.
ascottmcd 3 years ago
C'mon, cut her some slack. She speaks well to her audience and they find her funny. Jon Stewart creates intelligent humor for thinking people. This chick creates really simple comedy for... well you get the picture.
chapelphil 3 years ago
It's too bad that all of this goes over your simple liberal head because it's really pretty funny.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
??.... First of all you could very well have a friend or family member who has left wing beliefs. Second of all this video has humor that appeals to people of right wing beliefs. Third of all you are not one to say what is or what is not funny because all people commenting here can detirmine all that for themselves since its all a matter of perspective. By the way I have left wing beliefs or liberal as you might say. Have I made this simple enough for you?
Shqiptari37 3 years ago
You lib's come here and run this down just because it makes fun of your candidates for a change. Boo Hoo! I do have one family member who has "left wing beliefs" and this goes over his simple head too. By your own hypocritical definition, you lib's don't have any right to come here annd proclaim what is not funny, but you do as if we care. As far as you being a lib, may I offer my condolences? What's it like going through life with a blindfold on?
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
We're not boohooing, dickhead. No whining about it. You got every right to watch this crap. And we've got every right to tell you it sucks.
mortshelby 3 years ago
And I have every right to tell you that I think lib's are idiots. So I don't care about you opinions. You're wrong about everything to begin with.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
In other words you have nothing to say concerning your blatant misreading of my comment. I assume you have nothing to counter my arguement except by attacking Clinton (who was not my main point). Being such an intelligent individual you seem to have alot of difficulty reading and understanding statements. If I am "ignorant"... Better to be ignorant than a fool. Good job on your arguements so far you said: you are right, I am wrong, with several insults in between. Real republicans have class.
Shqiptari37 3 years ago
Try making points in an intelligible manner next time. You made them so poorly. Besides, anyone who touts Clinton as being a "good president" when it's obvious he did nothing about terrorism, deserves to be chided. The Democrats themselves are so tired of the Clintons that they're willing to back an unelectable candidate. Of course Clinton would be as bad as Obama.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
Well you can argue that point all you want but anyone paying close attention would be aware of what I was trying to say... so perhaps you read it poorly. I want to say I totally disagree with your points but if you wish I would be more than happy to hold a debate here on all the points previously mentioned (in our discussion). I thank you for finally making a response with non-derogatory remarks.
Shqiptari37 3 years ago
Obviously you care about my opinions, Trekkie geek. You keep writing to me.
Kind of obsessive huh?
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
No, I just enjoy watching liberals melt down. You're making for some fine entertainment.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
A liberal meltdown is 176 comments? Goddamn, you're easily entertained. Whatsamatter, Hannah Montana not on the Disney Channel tonight?
But seriously, we libs will be glad to keep you tv and internet monkeys amused. It keeps you off the streets, where other libs are pounding the pavement for Obama.
Can I get you another banana while you veg in front of your computer?
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
hmmm interesting. You fail to respect your own family simply because they have different political beliefs. Since you were very polite yourself let me suggest you visit a specialist about your reading problem. I said its all a matter of perspective. read that more than once and ask somebody what that means. Right wing people might also dislike the comedy. Example: There are jokes made about Clinton (a good President) I find them funny..get it... I cant make it any simpler for you!!
Shqiptari37 3 years ago
If you think old BJ Billy was a good president, then we have nothing more to discuss. His ignoring of the terrorist situation is why we're where we are today. Good God, you're ignorant.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
Republicans = sychophants
with emphasis on the "Psycho"
vermelho1955 3 years ago
Great one, Jodi! The parade of melting down liberals just gets bigger and bigger! I love how the truth hits a nerve with them. Loved the joke about Spike Lee, one of Hollywood's biggest "useful idiots".
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 2
Don't forget the first Garfield- lol.
ef1983 3 years ago
LEAVE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!! They are lying to you. Bring the troops home and terror will come to American soil. DEMOCRATS LIE!!!
daniel32nicolosi 3 years ago
Someone who makes sence, thank you.
socer777 3 years ago
just be glad my friend that you are not in the democratic party. Holy Crap they are delusional bunch of people.
daniel32nicolosi 3 years ago
These are so stupid that I wonder if is an intentional attempt by the Democratic party to show that republican "comedy" can not be funny no matter how hard you try.
marxmith 3 years ago
? Well folks I would like to ask a quick favor from you. All you have to do is view my channel. I am attempting to become the person on youtube with the most channel views without a video. Thanks people.
VCUlover 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Where can I find this cunt to choke some intelligence into her?
verworn 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
republican asshole.
likeytube 3 years ago
rock on Jodi!
waltmanxp 3 years ago
1 star
corgizx 3 years ago
Hey Jodi! More Pelosi jokes please!! Oh, that's right! She IS a joke and requires no embellishments. The joke is the liberals who actually voted her into office!
skwiddjergensen 3 years ago 2
Not Newsbusted's best, still my favorite channel on youtube though!
alexofsyrr 3 years ago
the fake laughs after every sentence make this show annoying, plus it's not even funny
nikzaring 3 years ago
I'm not sure why so many crazy liberals actually watch this stuff if they don't think it's funny. I mean, I can understand watching republican presidential candidates and congressmen etc. and leaving your comments... but it's conservative comedy. Like common sense for irrational people. Just not your thing.
ptricky15 3 years ago 4
didn't you know. the libs aren't happy with anything that might shine the light of truth on them or theit beliefs. This show exposes them in a humerous way for the lefty loonys they are.
pwf2412 3 years ago 6
At least on these videos I don't have to look at the political comments. Just them saying how unfunny they find something they apparently were tricked in to watching.
ptricky15 3 years ago
I already know I'm a leftist loony, you fucking moron. I don't need reminders.
I watch this stuff to be reminded how superior I am to you.
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
Zo Cletus vhy dont you taken yer Master Race crap to yer next National SOCIALIST Party Meeting, ya?!!!!
smiley530 3 years ago
Well, you ignorant right wing idiot, I can't do that because Socialists aren't into Master Race crap. Nazis are.
That's different philosophies.
Why don't you watch something besides Fox. Maybe you'll learn all about how the world works.
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
The "National Socialist Party" was the Nazi party in Germany. He was calling you a Nazi, dim bulb.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
From Wikipeida: In other parts of the world, which had little contact with German Nazism, the term "National Socialism" is sometimes used by parties that define themselves as socialist and patriotic, without being racist.
It doesn't surprise me that the only NSP you know is the Nazi one.
mortshelby 3 years ago
My father fought the Nazis. Shove it, bub.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
You daddy fought the Nazis so you could sit around vegging watching Star Trek and Disney at 44?
Jesus, get a life.
And my daddy fought the Nazis too. First wave at Normandy. What war have you been in, tv boy?
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
Whatever, dork. I hope for his sake that your father has passed on to where heros go when they die so he won't know what an a-hole his offspring turned out to be. All you seem to have time for is looking up others' on line profiles. You get a life.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago
"Whatever?" You appear to be dodging now. I asked you a question,Captain Kirk. What branch of the military did you serve in?
All us liberals are just hanging on your answer.....
cletusalreetus 3 years ago
These people are two bars away from being Nazis.
sixpinkcat 3 years ago
Tell me about it! I totally agree. This shit would be funny, if it weren't so "right-winged" and involved a just a tiny bit of truth. But "truth" and "right-wing" just don't get along, so...
dubsac2 3 years ago
duhsac:2 the truth is that the left, in particular, Obama dont harmonize. One week Obama says he can no longer rounce pastor and does so 30 days later... 2) Obama illegally took campaign money from a foreign nation
- Iran and when busted, said he didnt know anything about it and then gave to poor (for positsive PR spin). 3) He is running as a black president but is also white. Why isnt he mentioning the other half... for political purposes.
Firewoman1000 3 years ago
It seems that you've selected what you want to believe and not believe about Obama. The fact is, Obama has never ran his campaign from a racial stand point. He speaks of and acknowledges both sides of his race when the topic is on the table. There is "0" proof of your accusations in regards to him taking monies from foreign nations. As for his pastor, there was no need to denounce him until his views became inconsistent with his own. Harmony? Thats all he talks about; are you deaf? Obama 08!
dubsac2 3 years ago
she said he took money from iran... how sad... and what the hell is 'rounce'? ok, just looked it up.
rounce, n. 1.The handle by which the bed of a hand press, holding the form of type, etc., is run in under the platen and out again; - sometimes applied to the whole apparatus by which the form is moved under the platen.
18bites 3 years ago
Could say the same about left wing delusionals...
PrimusAquila 3 years ago
humor is funny only when it contains a grain of truth, this is definitely not funny.
vermelho1955 3 years ago
in that case, this stuff is freakin hilarious. which it is anyway.
pwf2412 3 years ago
why aren't these jokes funny?
upabittoolate 3 years ago
this is humor?
anilantony1234 3 years ago
forced laughter, bad timing, yawn.
pwwsun 3 years ago
OMG, brilliant show. Who said conservative cant be funny? This is the best show ever.
davidred15 3 years ago 2
You are probably as boring as this shit
darksiete 3 years ago