When I committed my life to Jesus it wasn't in a group like what you talk about, you obviously haven't been around the right people or more likely you are just looking desperately for a reason not to believe so you watch a few fakes on tv and happily deside that thats what we are about, then maybe you go into a radical fundamentalist church or have a few biblically iliterate christian aquantances that you purposefully provoke and there you are, you sit back comfortable while hell awaits.
See...??? Favorite threat of HELL... I wonder where does that supposedly "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORS AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" apply? Quoted from the text you wrote, it's obvious you cant wait all of us non-believers to burn in hell forever...while you and other hypocrites sit comfortably in the Magical Palace of heaven watching.. That's the foremost reason I became Ex-Tian. Can't stand the Self-Righteousness in Xtian and Self-destruction of its teachings in my inquisitive mind.
A fundamentalist christian is someone who recognizes that they can't do this life on their own but have a viod in their lives, when exposed to the teachings of Christ, they see that they need Him in their lives, and you haters can think its a crutch if you want thats fine let me have the Jesus crutch and you can go it alone see how well you do on the judgement day, you won't have your little athiest friends to hold your hand, Jesus the one you mock will be the judge. Jesus is Lord.
You don't even know what you are talking about we don't turn purple for any reason, talk about bias and ignorance this video makes me laugh because the only people who seem to turn purple when someone doesn't agree are the unbelievers who can't tolerate someone who believes differently then they do you know the ones, they preach tolerance for those who believe differently but when put to the test they show their true colours, purple LOL, we are simply people who gave our hearts to Jesus.
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A person does not need hatred or any kind of phobia in order to acknowledge important differences between heterosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption and homosexual attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption. Even non-religious people know this.
Homosexual activists, with support from the media, have successfuly framed themselves as noble victims; it's an effective way to push a social agenda.
He also said my burden is easy and my yoke is light? What is easy or light about christianity? You go in and listen to some fool with a god complex babble crap and contradictions about how wicked you are and all the things you need to do to be accepted by god untill you mind turns to mush. They are broken records. you can alway spot a christian if you know thier book bacause they generaly sound like babbleing idiots. I personaly hope there is a god but if its the god they push then we are fucked
Then thing that I cant get past with the nuts called christian is how oposite they are from thier own book. For example thier jesus said the law is love god with all your heart and love youe neighbor as your self. So where does all the other stuff fit into this saying? do this dont do that this is evil thats wrong blah blah blah??? If you in a church for a few minutes the contradictions from thier book and the pastors mouth are evadent. This is hypocricy wich thier jesus warned them about. Crazy
All religions are literally man-made. Every syllable of the Bible and Koran etc etc is absolute bullshit. Anyone who believes there is a man in the sky who created the world in six days is psychologically unstable and should be given a wide berth. Fuck religion - an immoral, racist, childish, irrational fucking waste of everyone's time. Fucking grow up, morons! This is 2011 now. Check your calendar
A Christian follows Christ. An Evangelical just evangelizes and tend to lean very conservative. I.E. Abortion is murder, homosexuality is not in the plan of God for marriage. Do not lie, do not commit adultry, love your neighbor and stupid things like that. The Gay rights are already part of the social norms but to be accepted by all churches as being accepted by main stream churches is not going to happen because Marriage per se is a man and woman sacrament. Hook up but do not use God 4 it
@whippersnippingprick A better way is to criticize flaws of their religion. I did it in the most civilized way, and a Christian resorted to name calling and blocked me. :(
@whippersnippingprick And although I did criticize Christianity in the comments, not once did I say a negative thing to her personally. How so Christian like......
He/She kept deflecting everything I tried to say by making shit up too.
@m3talcorps3 It bores me when they call us out for the shit we say to them and call us hypocrites or censor/block us when we call them out for the shit they say to us. Putting others down makes fundamentalists feel powerful, and the fact they've got more people on their team makes them feel secure. However, hypocrisy is still a two way street, and the downside to their large numbers is that they've got more idiots driving down their side of the road than we do on our side. Suck shit Christfags.
#6 is what does it for me. Had I been brainwashed at an earlier age, maybe I'd get it, but they didn't get to me in time and I was able to develop an independent mind somehow. I actually feel like I'm at a disadvantage constantly having to question everything. It would be a lot easier just to accept something on faith alone.
This video made me laugh at something that usually makes me cry. So much cruelty has been inflicted by religious extremists who are frightened to think, frightened to question the dogma that enslaves them. They sacrifice morals for doctrines they don't even understand, deciding that the ends justify their cruel means.
"As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality." ~ Mohandas Gandhi
The Dalai Lama doesn't practice parts of Buddhism that have been disproven by science meaning even he is far more progressive than Christians. Great list...well done.
# 1 is almost absolutely correct when talking about Fundamentalists, though I'm not sure it applies to other faith traditions. As a Christian that knows scripture, history and theology better than the average three year old, it's easy to tell how ignorant people are when they open their mouth about such topics.
You know, I don't spend my time making videos on how YOU are wrong. So don't insult others simply because you believe that you're right. Even if you were 100% right, you're still ironically doing the same thing that you accuse Christian Fundamentalists of: acting like you're better than others simply because, again, you believe that you're right.
@ThePhantom135 allow me to correct you.. there is a difference in what we're saying as opposed to what christians say. We say that evolution is a plausible theory that IS subject to change when FACT changes.. religion does not say this, its not subject to scrutinization or any form of questioning.. whereas science changes according to its best knowledge! you cannot tell me that we're saying we're better than you?! we are saying that only with empirical proof, something is fact!
@ThePhantom135 Point of fact... We really don't give a damn about you're feelings or your own personal opinions with regards to matters of truth... If it's fact backed by concrete data, then it should be presented as such and to hell with your hurts and aches... There is absolutely no reason for us to hold back simply because of your sensitive natures...
@ThePhantom135 Wrong, You Bad! I give not one crap about what you believe, but your ilk perpetually blurble that if I would just open my heart your most loving, all-powerful, inerrant, eternal, unchanging Magical Sky Daddy will not torture me forever as vigorously as is Sky-Daddy possible. Oh, but it's not YOUR wish, it's Magic Sky Daddy's belief; you're just relaying the message.Oh, and all those other religions suck balls and well be sent to eternal torture by Sky Daddy of Love as well!
@ThePhantom135 Consequently,tiresome threats of burning,disembowelment,endless suffering,etc. do not endear your loving belief system to me,rather, I think that your beliefs reflect a vicious, xenophobic, genocidal, baby-killing, unfathomably evil mindset. Since I don't share these sadistic beliefs I AM better than your belief set and Magical Sky Daddy.At this point the"the bible is true cause god says so cause the bible says so cause god says so cause the bible says so cause god says so" starts
Im a Christian Fundamentalist.. and I dont believe Christianity is tolerant at all. It is however loving that the God you have sined against would even give you a chance to avoid Hell Fire.
@againstfundamentalis Nazism does not go hand in hand with religio. Hitler said to the church, leave the soul of the church to the church and the soul of Germany to me. The practiced the black arts and was not a Christian. The highest form of worship he knew was lifting up the German white race and getting the world to submit to him. That was his god. Your god is self and the glory of man. To me is it the God of the bible. He blesses those who follow His way. You are not forced to like AH
@chingaters I'll simply forget all politeness and nice being and tell you straight to your face, as you deserve: you are a liar! Hitler WAS a catholic, all his life's "work" was around catholic doctrine and hatred to Jews implanted in his sick mind by sick catholic hatred. He was actively supported by Vatican, and after the war thousands of his criminals escaped justice with help from Vatican. Even today, Hitler's soldier is a pope!
First of all Christian Scientist believe the universe is between 13.5 and 15 billion years old. The greatest things that have happened in the name of loving your neighbor has happened thru the Christian not the Atheist, Hindu, Muslim or Agnostic. Man made religions such as Naziism, Communism, etc have killed in the hundreds of millions. Get this straight Man kills not religion of love and peace. Good Christians feed and serve man to honor God. If they are not a blessing to man they are wrong
Talking to a christian is like talking to a fish. There is nothing there but glassy eyes. They open there mouth and down the rabbit hole we go. Delusion has griped it's claws to deep for reason to release them. They want to be Wonderland.
Will this fucking jesus-god fairy tail shit ever end?
I am an Atheist so I am told by christians that I am the evil imoral one. Where where all the jesus freaks when we were having the Health care debates? All the non believers I know wanted the single payer option.
And you're an angry anti-religious bigot if you paint every christian fundamentalist with the same brush, Also "fundamentalist" is a loaded term. The leftist media has brainwashed you if you think it means blowing up mosques and burning down montessori schools.
@fashklash excuse me for having my own opinions, and i know im "brainwashed" and all, but fundamentalist refers to people who actually believe and follow the religion, such as yourself. If you go to church, tithe, read bible and all that, your a fundamentalist. Not ONCE did it mention blowing up mosques and burning down schools, which can be attributed to extremists. Fundamentalists get the fundamentals of religion, extremists get all the details fundamentalists missed.
QUIT TRYING TO PROVE YOUR FUCKING RELIGIONS ON A VIDEO CHAT THAT IS NOT SUPPORTING YOUR RELIGION, GOD DAMN YOU FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS! (adrahaxxen, pzenki: both liars)
You can hate christians and be angry at God all you want but when people are about to be killed in a car crash or something else horrific they scream " dear God " .. strange when people who don't believe in God do such things as well as using his name in vain..sadly they will have to face the consequences of denying God and JESUS CHRIST. You can't run from God ... you will face him eventually.
@adrahaxxen Actually I don't scream "dear God" during those, I just try my best to prevent the accident, and if nothing else I'll try to survive. I will probably die without ever mentioning God, well with the exception if I suffer a painfully slow death then I'll be cussing a lot including the words God and Jesus. XD
Running from God is like playing tag with your imaginary friend. Pointless activity, except for small children.
Tolerating and loving are not the same thing. I've heard people speak in tongues before, but I have NEVER seen anyone rolling around on the floor doing it. My pastor doesn't even do it in public, he considers it so personal. And what if the .01% of praryers are the only ones not asking for a girl or money or a car for that person's own good? I don't think I'd consider myself fundamentalist, but I know that there are aethists who know more Bible than I do, and I'm going to try and change that.
@PZenki About your comment "And what if the .01% of praryers are the only ones not asking for a girl or money or a car" I can easily debunk that by saying that when I was a Christian NONE of my prayers were ever answered INCLUDING prayers for people to be healed, prayers for people's hearts to be opened, prayers for help when I (or a friend) was feeling totally alone and in real need, prayers for friends and family, etc. I was as much a christian as any in my day and your comment is laughable
@soundmindwar What I meant by that were selfish prayers, or prayers that were not sincerely prayed. I HAVE seen people be healed, and I HAVE seen a friend walk into a place depressed because her friend recently died, and come out hopeful and happy again. What if you walked up to your dad and asked for chocolate, and he responded by saying, "no, have an apple or brussel sprouts. They'll be good for you." Would you say that he completely ignnored you? I know these arguments never get anywhere.
@PZenki I know what you meant...ergo my reply with examples of times when it WASN'T that way and still no answer. As for your example about the chocolate vs healthy food. You miss the point there. When we pray it isn't that we get something just not exactly what we wanted. A more accurate example would be me asking for chocolate and having him yell, "LOVE ME NOW OR GO TO THE BASEMENT FOREVER!" and then walking away. Show me evidence of a prayer coming true and I'll believe you. has to be real
@soundmindwar I saw a girl get her ankle healed, but I didn't meet her or even know her name. It WAS NOT ON A STAGE. It was when there was no service going on, behind the sanctuary. I can't prove that that happened to you, unless you believe me. And it's more like God is saying "I love you" over and over, in deiiferent ways, and when you refuse him, you have to be punished because he told you exactly what would happen if you didn't listen to him, like a good father. I'll pray for you.
@PZenki define "healed" if it just hurt a little and then it hurt less...far from a mircale. If a bone was broken and instantly wasn't, then I'd agree with you that it was an "act of god" I am one that requires proof however. you said yourself you couldn't prove it to me and I've heard a million stories of healing that have no provable evidence...most are just people trying to tell "a better fish story" as it were.
@soundmindwar I didn't talk to her, but I'm pretty sure it was a sprained ankle. She had a bandage around it and came in on crutches. And if I were telling a "better fish story", I'd make it much more incredible.
Sorry to hijack the comments section of your video. I did enjoy this opportunity to throw a few thoughts to you. I think that you misunderstand what Fundamentalist Christianity is, because you are looking at the imperfect people and not at the perfect God. I don't think I'm good! I bet I'm a worse person than anyone else! But I have the great fortune of being in a relationship with the King of Kings, and I wish that you could join me. Ok I guess I'm done now haha fun video. go moviemaker.
1) This one isn't fair since I'm majoring in theology at a fundamentalist Christian Bible college. I have not yet met an atheist who knew more Bible stuff than me (there are probably some out there), but look, I am absolutely convinced that the Bible is completely dependable and true, and that it teaches that I need Jesus Christ to fulfill my purpose in being made by God, and to spend all of forever doing so. I have logical and structured reasons for believing this. Am I crazy?
2) I find this one quite random to be on a list of THA TOP 10. I was looking for more "angry person" stuff and less "stoopid purson" stuff. Nevertheless, if you knew God, you would understand that praying is not just asking Him for a bunch of stuff. It's trusting God to take care of everything I need and is also my communication with Him. And I would go for a much higher percentage... Like maybe mid-20s? I haven't kept track or anything. Prayer works, man. It rocks. Do try it sometime :D
3) Actually, I think you got the wrong Christian movement on that one. We fundamentalists think that those "miracle Christians" are as odd as the rest of you. I actually have never experienced such an event as a bunch of people pretending to be all lit up by something magical, but surely it must be fun. I like history. I don't prefer science. I really don't prefer physics, but none of that contradicts my fundamentalist Christian views,
4) Suppose you didn't realize you were walking into quicksand and I knew about it. How nice would it be of me to let you sink to your death? Listen, y'all should be HONORED that we fundamentalist Christians are trying to convince you that you need Jesus Christ to save you from your sins. I suppose you got me on this one, but come on, it's like as biased as a Wikipedia article! I'm sorry if you had a bad experience with a Christian fundamentalist, but I don't think we're that bad.
5) There seems to be this assumption going around that scientifical research has like figured out the exact year everything began, and it is undeniably like a gazillion years. Well I'm simply not satisfied with any "evidence" I've seen. I'm no expert, but how can you even prove how old something is? I would like to see more on this. And I'm not sure I understand the bronze age thing?
@austinmcrawford the bronze ege is refer to they period in time the cristianity began (sorry no speack inglish very good) and the pruves of how old are the world or the univers are dont whit raidio data there are a good videos made about that you can look.... and in any case there are lot of data tahat a less the earth is 4 billos years old
6) Assuming you don't literally mean laugh but are aiming more at scoff or express disapproval... I do think that Greek mythology is ridiculous and a nice story. The Bible, on the other hand, is the most dependable collection of documents ever written, and I think it's right. It's ok that you don't get the difference, but I just wish you could see that life without Jesus is empty and worthless when compared with knowing Him. Please go do some research on Bible textual criticism too.
7) Never heard that one before.... Christianity in its correct form is very peaceful and stuff, but if you shared my fundamentalist understanding of God, you would see that since everything belongs to Him, He can do what He wants to do with it. I totally admit it is quite tough reading the Old Testament and seeing a bit of genocide with the Canaanites there, but I'm pretty sure those Canaanites were quite into infanticide and just straight up bad stuff.
8) You don't get fundamentalism without FUN. I tend to not laugh at the polytheists though. I laugh at mormons sometimes (but not when they are around) OH AND other fundamentalist Christians are quite entertaining at times. As far as deep-freeze theology like the trinity goes, I don't expect you to understand or care about them if you aren't a Christian, like me. You should totally become one though.
9) Evolution is also going to place us as eventually coming from pre-biotic soup, and I know that. Sorry, but this one's a straw man. I understand you think my beliefs on the world's origin are whacked, but if I saw scientific proof against it, I think I would likely stop believing it. However, since there is no way to really scientifically prove how this place got started up, I'm not too worried about it.
So, basically, you think I'm a slobbering fool? Ok that's cool. But seriously, I do consider myself a very typical Christian fundamentalist, so let me try and help you improve your perception...
10) Everybody is making exclusive truth claims; even saying that truth is relative leaves out at least we Christian Fundamentalists, who really need to be correct in order for our lives to mean anything. But I usually don't freak out about anything like that.
Does anyone else think it's funny that the bible says "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword" Then has a carpenter that was killed by being nailed to a block of wood?
@popazz1 well he was a carpenter, or do you belive his father kept paying for his food until he was 30? Remeber he started to preach only at 30. he preached from 30 to 33, 3 years.
By the way, it was never clear to me how he survived these 3 years on the road? where the money was coming from to pay for his food and the food of his desciples. I guess they lived from donations?
@HessenDragoon Yeah, it was pretty funny, and I had a good laugh on it with some friends long time ago.
These days though I wonder why the hell was Jesus a carpenter? I would think being the son of God (or just God himself) would be a full time occupation. *shrug* Logic and religion don't mix as always.
You are a fundamentalist if you let the bible do your thinking for you instead of thinking for yiourself. It's the complete surrender of your mind and abject submission to the authority of your belief system.
instead of posting this video b/c you don't understand Christianity, all you have to do is ask God to help your unbelief. I pray for you it's obvious that you are trying to fill the empty void in your life by making up lies about what you don't understand.Lord you know this persons heart you know the hurt and the pain they have suffered heal whatever the pain is so that they may know you . to you lord be the glory in Jesus name Amen
The one thing that amuses me is when worldly people point the finger and say all Christians judge, but surely that's judging as well! Strange! Or ALL Christians are hypocrites, then they go and have their babies baptized or get married in churches - surely that's a massive dose of hypocrisy! OR they say ALL Christians are intolerant and then they call for the banning of Christianity - surely that's intolerance... Jesus IS King - you just haven't seen it yet ;)
@N00bcrunch3r So are people who aren't Christians! I would venture to say that EVERY human is hypocritical at one point or another (including Christians)! I guess Christians should be above reproach but we're still only human :)
I never claimed not to be a hypocrite, but hypocrisy is one of the things in life I hate the most. Abstain from hypocrisy as much as humanly possible, and I guarantee you, you won't make an idiot of yourself.
@N00bcrunch3r I know you didn't - I was just saying that I think everyone at one point in time are, but Christians tend to be labelled as hypocrites quite often and those who label them are sometimes bigger hypocrites, themselves! Hypocrisy does suck somewhat - it's just realising what is hypocritical and what isn't for some people ;)
Except for numbers 1-3 - I'm a fundamentalist Christian - whooo hoooo and PROUD of it! It's great to hear/read these kind of things - I love finding out what others think about Christians! Mainly bad things, but you forget all the good Christians have done through the ages - here in the UK Christians did phenominal good things and still do - why focus on the bad? Worldings do really rotten things too so dont judge!
The forces of darkness are out to twist the word of God by taking it out of context, building a false case against God by misrepresenting what it says. This is nothing new , It's been here the whole time, it's a wicked spirit out to deceive the masses and bring doubt to God's word. Try to open you eyes and see the truth - God loves you and wants you to turn away from sin and evil. These people misrepresenting Gods word have an agenda - they hate God and anything that has to do with God - beware.
They will claim God is evil for punishing evil - they say its wicked to put a stop to wickedness. They claim God likes killing babies yet they won't speak out against the 4500 abortions done every day in the USA. They try to act like sin is okay and sin is freedom and anyone that speaks out against wickedness is out to take your freedom - which makes no sense. Sin causes many problems in the world - millions are routinely breaking the commandments everyday - then they blame God for the problems!
@fernieboy100 Um, no, nice generalization. Death penalty is good. Abortions are good because the fetuses don't have memory or enough neural impulses for me to consider them a human being. We have no problem with people speaking out against what they think is wrong, but not when they shove it in your face and try to shut you up. God killed thousands. More people have killed people in the name of (Christian) God than Allah or any other god.
@mydogdaisy1212 Yes you are so right - false religion has caused a lot of bloodshed over the years. Jesus said the time is coming when he that kills you will think he is doing God a service - they do this because they do not know me or my father he said. So what you are saying defintely falls in line with scipture.
@fernieboy100 You are unbelievably ignorant, and your religion has blinded your sense of judgement. I hope (though i sincerely doubt) that you see sense some time in the future. Good day to you.
@FrankieSay Oh so what Frankie - we should live like the rest of the world and keep sinning and ignoring Gods word ? thats sounds very ignorant if you want to talk about ignorance. Ignoring God your creator is the ultimate in ignorance. You want me to have sense ? the fear of the lord is the beginning of all wisdom - so if you don't have the Fear of the lord you have no real wisdom - memorizing textbooks and encyclpopedias is not true wisdom. A fool has said in his heart " there is no God "
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 There'e lots of evidence but the chances are it won't be good enough for you if your heart is not ready to deal with the truth. Did you know that even when Jesus did miracle after miracle and even raised people from the dead - and he himself even he rose fron the dead - still it was not enough proof for some people because the problem was they did not want to turn away from sin - so they would doubt and make excuses - anything other than give up sin and get right with God
@fernieboy100 See, that is why many people find Christians so obnoxious. They arrogantly claim that those who do not share their beliefs must be inherently flawed in some way and that they (Christians) are better than everyone else because of this. The only way people can get along is if they treat each other with respect, and you most certainly do not, to others outside of your cult that is. What I meant was what evidence do you have that the bible is correct?
@fernieboy100 Right, you can take a book that was supposed to be inspired by an all-powerful and all-knowing God out on context. You would think he would just have them write a book that would mean the same thing throughout all generations. Maybe he's really an idiot or a lazy ass.
im a christian but i thought this was funny. This is why christians have a bad rep. And luckily there are alot of christians who aren't religious like this, and focus more with communicating to God and having a personal relationship with him, rather than how "dumb and lost" people are for not believing. Dont group us all together PLEASE! Because id hate to be thought of like this.
@Adrielband Do you hate for people to think of you like this because you are worried about what men think of you ? what about what God thinks about you ? what is more important ? People ARE lost if they don't beleive - that is all through the bible - you have to make a choice - either the world and all it has to offer - or obey God and see what results from that - you can't serve two masters - don't be afraid to warn people - God wants us to warn people - but we should balance it with love
LOL this was great, oh though the Whoopie Goldburg song from sister act woulda been more fitting. just a small critiqu, it was funny i did like it :] and for some of the christians it does say funamentalist not all christians. it is acknowledged that some christians are changing the belife so its more tolerable then the orginal its just a bit of humor
@palerider1313 religious people changing their belifs after what suits them are not only hypocrites, they´re also the dumbest of them all. If you feel you can change the "word of god" than you dont really belive, so what kind of horses ass does it then take to keep beliving in something you dont belive in!? mindbogling..
@GDOBSSOR- youre right. "God" didnt kill allvthe babies. He just killed the non Jewish ones. And what "All loving and all Tolerant God" would order that to happen? Or innocnt women, children and men? Or entire ethnic groups? oh wait that would be a small and petty god that has to strike fear into people so he could be worshipped and praised.
Thousands of hours of research has been done on brainwashing , indoctrination mind control techniques and u spouted off UR definition of a cult with no research nothing BETTER LOOK UP THIS ITS ONLINE AND IN TONS OF BOOKS. THE states is an oligarchy is what all seeing eye means on pyramid on one dollar bill. The elite control the sheeple which is what base of pyramid is Thru cults like the church the school lie K-12 TV and media WAKE UP
hen I found Tarot cards and recognized them as the Path of the Fool to the Sage an initiation process as in the book Tarot symbolism I knew were from Egyptian tombs I recognized them ie reincarnation. The church told me I'd go to hell it was them I knew they were fuck piece of shit liars who burned millions of people at staké
I'm so glad the United States Constitution protects us from ur cult. Every cult uses fear cause Fear=control=power ie hell. Every cult uses black and white thinking. Every cult uses cultspeak and all say we have the truth and everyone else on planet is evil or stupid lol lol lol. Is hundreds of gods and religions u want to be in a cult fine I'm just glad is controls on stupidity. GO TO THE BOOKSTORE. DAMM
@GDOBSSOR every cult has a holy book and a leader they call Daddy. They all ask for money. Tithing. They tell u u can only be with and screw other cult members.ie. Equally yoked. If ur job told u u could only screw and be with those at job ud hire an Attorney. Prayer=waiting is not problem solving. All cults use guilt. Ie SIN. There is 15 criteria to be a cult ask any psychiatrist. CHRISTIANITY FITS ALL 15 ITS A CULT WAKE THE FUCK UP
2: I have more that 0.01% of my prayers answered. A lot more.
1: Maybe. I'm still learning. But God so loved the World that He gave His only Begotten Son that Whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. - John 3.16
6: It's what we believe. Why else would a man call himself the Son of God, knowing full well he was going to die a painful death, unless he really was the Son of God?
5: I don't dispute proof. But maybe they both have some truth.
4: I have Atheist and Agnostic friends who are good people, and the thought of them burning in hell... Horrible. I don't know exactly what hell is like but I prefer to simply think of it as a place without God.
8: Well, again, this is a democracy people can believe what they want. However I don't believe in separate Gods here. I believe in a God who came down to earth in human form, and then was resurrected in the form of the Holy Spirit.
7: I have read alot about Islam. I think any Muslim (or Christian) who does anything like an honour killing or ANYTHING like that isn't acting as God intended, full stop. God alone has the right to judge. He did not slaughter ALL the babies in Egypt but anyway.
10: In a democracy you have the right to freedom of religion. It means you can hold any beliefs without other people telling you what to believe and you can tell other people about your religion and encourage them but you can't force it on them.
9: I've always struggled with this. If the bible was inspired by God, then creation must have some truth, although evolution definitely has some proof too. Maybe they both have some truth?
I am a christian. But I certaintly not intolerant of any other religion, I am a universalist believing that all religions lead to God and that if you are a good person you go to heaven. I believe in evolution and the big bang...and yes I believe in the trinity and the idea of a virgin birth but I don't laugh at other peoples ideas. I am also a lesbian so fundamentalists really don't like me.
Really good video. Christianity is a cult with millions of sheeple following along as good indoctrinated crazy mind controlled slaves do. Very hard to convince a cult member he's in a cult even when u show them Christianity fits all 15 criteria needed to be a cult. Said and sick
iv been spammed at least twice by the same Fundametalistic D##K,
why is it these stupid funda-metal peope, always seem to Bomb abortion clinics, and not Bomb Churches and and do in, Musslims, and it says NO WERE IN THE BIBLE ABOUT ABORTION BEING BAD, OR EVEN, A SO CALLED GOD HAVING A PROBLEM WITH IT, IT SAYS NO WERE AT ALL.
0.01% sounds like an incredibly low success rate for prayers being answered. I would expect a lot of prayers to come true through chance or human effort, others to be about things we can't immediately determine (saving someone's soul), and others to not come true. How did they get a number so low? Were they praying for jelly beans to fall from the sky?
I am Christian. However, I am not a fundamentalist. I am not upset to think people belong to other religons, I do not think marriage should only be between a women and man (in other words, I'm pro gay marriage), I have no problem with people believing in evolution or the big bang theory.
response to #1 reason. calling yourself a christian doesn't mean you know a lot about Christianity, it just means you believe in god. (Christianity is not a religion it is a relationship with god.)
@SixFootEightTao It's not Christianity unless it includes Christ. A lot of people believe in God, whether they're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or unaffiliated with any church. Christianity is more specific than merely believing God exists. I think you're talking about deism.
the eternal problem of religion is that there's no proof. You can't prove it's true nor false...However if you believe all the miracles that occur in all of the holy books...how can you believe that God is a creature that condemns all non-believers to eternal hell, who kills, who orders you to kill, who allows grotesque atrocities to occur....I don't quite believe that that is what the Creator, Supernatural all knowing God has intended for this world...if it is..is it worth worshipping him then?
The burden of proof lies on religion. If you claim something is real, you must follow the scientific method to prove its existence. And no, the arguments, "He created the world/us," or "Hes all around us," are not valid arguments.
@sarashitzu I don't think religion is bad, but when people large part of some evangelical cult it gets out of control. Hell is not real by the way.
Willsuitt1 4 weeks ago
@sarashitzu I may be going to hell... But your hell does not scare me... I have family reunions.
Burntshmallow 1 month ago
@Burntshmallow LOL...haahhahaaa...that's so true for me too...
TheShiors 3 weeks ago
When I committed my life to Jesus it wasn't in a group like what you talk about, you obviously haven't been around the right people or more likely you are just looking desperately for a reason not to believe so you watch a few fakes on tv and happily deside that thats what we are about, then maybe you go into a radical fundamentalist church or have a few biblically iliterate christian aquantances that you purposefully provoke and there you are, you sit back comfortable while hell awaits.
sarashitzu 1 month ago
See...??? Favorite threat of HELL... I wonder where does that supposedly "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBORS AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF" apply? Quoted from the text you wrote, it's obvious you cant wait all of us non-believers to burn in hell forever...while you and other hypocrites sit comfortably in the Magical Palace of heaven watching.. That's the foremost reason I became Ex-Tian. Can't stand the Self-Righteousness in Xtian and Self-destruction of its teachings in my inquisitive mind.
TheShiors 3 weeks ago
A fundamentalist christian is someone who recognizes that they can't do this life on their own but have a viod in their lives, when exposed to the teachings of Christ, they see that they need Him in their lives, and you haters can think its a crutch if you want thats fine let me have the Jesus crutch and you can go it alone see how well you do on the judgement day, you won't have your little athiest friends to hold your hand, Jesus the one you mock will be the judge. Jesus is Lord.
sarashitzu 1 month ago
You don't even know what you are talking about we don't turn purple for any reason, talk about bias and ignorance this video makes me laugh because the only people who seem to turn purple when someone doesn't agree are the unbelievers who can't tolerate someone who believes differently then they do you know the ones, they preach tolerance for those who believe differently but when put to the test they show their true colours, purple LOL, we are simply people who gave our hearts to Jesus.
sarashitzu 1 month ago
"A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject"
--Winston Churchill
tstruss912 2 months ago
The funniest argument I've heard from a christian for the world being more than 6,000 years old is that god created the world with age.
At some point, they surely must realise how ridiculous they sound.
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lightandbeautiful 3 months ago
He also said my burden is easy and my yoke is light? What is easy or light about christianity? You go in and listen to some fool with a god complex babble crap and contradictions about how wicked you are and all the things you need to do to be accepted by god untill you mind turns to mush. They are broken records. you can alway spot a christian if you know thier book bacause they generaly sound like babbleing idiots. I personaly hope there is a god but if its the god they push then we are fucked
MrConstitutionlvr 3 months ago
Then thing that I cant get past with the nuts called christian is how oposite they are from thier own book. For example thier jesus said the law is love god with all your heart and love youe neighbor as your self. So where does all the other stuff fit into this saying? do this dont do that this is evil thats wrong blah blah blah??? If you in a church for a few minutes the contradictions from thier book and the pastors mouth are evadent. This is hypocricy wich thier jesus warned them about. Crazy
MrConstitutionlvr 3 months ago
All religions are literally man-made. Every syllable of the Bible and Koran etc etc is absolute bullshit. Anyone who believes there is a man in the sky who created the world in six days is psychologically unstable and should be given a wide berth. Fuck religion - an immoral, racist, childish, irrational fucking waste of everyone's time. Fucking grow up, morons! This is 2011 now. Check your calendar
StigJensen123 3 months ago
@StigJensen123 Too bloody true..I always say I believe in Odin and if you think thats childish then you know what normal ppl think of your god/jesus.
megaj1964 3 months ago
t5he best part is the description "If you're easily offended thats a shame"
robman8855 3 months ago
A Christian follows Christ. An Evangelical just evangelizes and tend to lean very conservative. I.E. Abortion is murder, homosexuality is not in the plan of God for marriage. Do not lie, do not commit adultry, love your neighbor and stupid things like that. The Gay rights are already part of the social norms but to be accepted by all churches as being accepted by main stream churches is not going to happen because Marriage per se is a man and woman sacrament. Hook up but do not use God 4 it
chingaters 3 months ago
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1. go to any christian related video with 665 comments (skip to 3) or less
2. wait for the 665th comment
3. type up "666th COMMENT!" and hit enter
4. ???
5. PROFIT
whippersnippingprick 4 months ago 4
@whippersnippingprick A better way is to criticize flaws of their religion. I did it in the most civilized way, and a Christian resorted to name calling and blocked me. :(
m3talcorps3 3 months ago
@m3talcorps3 What a pussy.
whippersnippingprick 3 months ago
@whippersnippingprick And although I did criticize Christianity in the comments, not once did I say a negative thing to her personally. How so Christian like......
He/She kept deflecting everything I tried to say by making shit up too.
m3talcorps3 3 months ago
@m3talcorps3 It bores me when they call us out for the shit we say to them and call us hypocrites or censor/block us when we call them out for the shit they say to us. Putting others down makes fundamentalists feel powerful, and the fact they've got more people on their team makes them feel secure. However, hypocrisy is still a two way street, and the downside to their large numbers is that they've got more idiots driving down their side of the road than we do on our side. Suck shit Christfags.
whippersnippingprick 3 months ago
I'm Christian, and number one is from what I notice. Very rampant.
If people studied Church history and biblical history.
Many many issues, like Gay rights, wouldn't be a problem.
I can' live a lie and exist like these evangilists, the very word conjures up images of forced fake smiles and character.
And a twisting of the personality and being, it's sick, perverted, and something I am disgusted in.
I will stay with my belief in God, there is no way in hell I'm being an evangelical Christian.
SixFootTallMidget 4 months ago
Outstanding video!
mikefromwa 4 months ago
#6 is what does it for me. Had I been brainwashed at an earlier age, maybe I'd get it, but they didn't get to me in time and I was able to develop an independent mind somehow. I actually feel like I'm at a disadvantage constantly having to question everything. It would be a lot easier just to accept something on faith alone.
reymatt76 4 months ago
@reymatt76 I can't have faith in religion, God sure why not, Jesus? Yeah why not.
People and their interpretations of biblical text with an obvious preconceived bias?
No.
Why the hell is it that I have to sift through all this shit just to find my zone in all of this.
SixFootTallMidget 4 months ago
@SixFootTallMidget I'm sorry, I don't understand your comment. It doesn't make any sense. Can you please clarify what you are trying to say?
reymatt76 4 months ago
@reymatt76 I think he's just trying to say he's Christian.
Thelordisgayandmerry 4 months ago
@Thelordisgayandmerry What it said to me was "Ignore me, I'm drunk and I wont' remember this tomorrow morning anyway."
reymatt76 4 months ago
@reymatt76 Could be.
Thelordisgayandmerry 4 months ago
awsome vid.. nailed every single one of their hypocracy
scorand 4 months ago
number 1, possibly the best reason.
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donfishmaster 4 months ago
@donfishmaster Lol the bible is real cuz god says so cuz the bible says so lol I laffed hard
OpethIsTheBestBand 4 months ago
You forgot reason 11: If your mentally insane
moocows111111 4 months ago
This video made me laugh at something that usually makes me cry. So much cruelty has been inflicted by religious extremists who are frightened to think, frightened to question the dogma that enslaves them. They sacrifice morals for doctrines they don't even understand, deciding that the ends justify their cruel means.
"As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality." ~ Mohandas Gandhi
eastariel 5 months ago 6
Number 3 made me laugh my ass off!
Solarwinds122 5 months ago
The Dalai Lama doesn't practice parts of Buddhism that have been disproven by science meaning even he is far more progressive than Christians. Great list...well done.
cpkelley 5 months ago
# 1 is almost absolutely correct when talking about Fundamentalists, though I'm not sure it applies to other faith traditions. As a Christian that knows scripture, history and theology better than the average three year old, it's easy to tell how ignorant people are when they open their mouth about such topics.
xorn96 5 months ago
OUCH! on number 3.
xorn96 5 months ago
You know, I don't spend my time making videos on how YOU are wrong. So don't insult others simply because you believe that you're right. Even if you were 100% right, you're still ironically doing the same thing that you accuse Christian Fundamentalists of: acting like you're better than others simply because, again, you believe that you're right.
ThePhantom135 5 months ago
@ThePhantom135 allow me to correct you.. there is a difference in what we're saying as opposed to what christians say. We say that evolution is a plausible theory that IS subject to change when FACT changes.. religion does not say this, its not subject to scrutinization or any form of questioning.. whereas science changes according to its best knowledge! you cannot tell me that we're saying we're better than you?! we are saying that only with empirical proof, something is fact!
SonyU10i 5 months ago
@ThePhantom135 Point of fact... We really don't give a damn about you're feelings or your own personal opinions with regards to matters of truth... If it's fact backed by concrete data, then it should be presented as such and to hell with your hurts and aches... There is absolutely no reason for us to hold back simply because of your sensitive natures...
champjklccmk 5 months ago
@ThePhantom135 Wrong, You Bad! I give not one crap about what you believe, but your ilk perpetually blurble that if I would just open my heart your most loving, all-powerful, inerrant, eternal, unchanging Magical Sky Daddy will not torture me forever as vigorously as is Sky-Daddy possible. Oh, but it's not YOUR wish, it's Magic Sky Daddy's belief; you're just relaying the message.Oh, and all those other religions suck balls and well be sent to eternal torture by Sky Daddy of Love as well!
donfishmaster 5 months ago
@ThePhantom135 Consequently,tiresome threats of burning,disembowelment,endless suffering,etc. do not endear your loving belief system to me,rather, I think that your beliefs reflect a vicious, xenophobic, genocidal, baby-killing, unfathomably evil mindset. Since I don't share these sadistic beliefs I AM better than your belief set and Magical Sky Daddy.At this point the"the bible is true cause god says so cause the bible says so cause god says so cause the bible says so cause god says so" starts
donfishmaster 5 months ago
Hilarious! I'm sub'in up.
lc237 5 months ago
Im a Christian Fundamentalist.. and I dont believe Christianity is tolerant at all. It is however loving that the God you have sined against would even give you a chance to avoid Hell Fire.
WorthDieing4 6 months ago
@WorthDieing4 According to Harold Camping's homepage may 21'Th were the last day anyone could convert to or step into Christianity.
BTW Harold Camping after having suffered a stroke are now receiving intensive rehabilitation based on that evil science :)
jipersson 5 months ago
@againstfundamentalis Nazism does not go hand in hand with religio. Hitler said to the church, leave the soul of the church to the church and the soul of Germany to me. The practiced the black arts and was not a Christian. The highest form of worship he knew was lifting up the German white race and getting the world to submit to him. That was his god. Your god is self and the glory of man. To me is it the God of the bible. He blesses those who follow His way. You are not forced to like AH
chingaters 6 months ago
@chingaters I'll simply forget all politeness and nice being and tell you straight to your face, as you deserve: you are a liar! Hitler WAS a catholic, all his life's "work" was around catholic doctrine and hatred to Jews implanted in his sick mind by sick catholic hatred. He was actively supported by Vatican, and after the war thousands of his criminals escaped justice with help from Vatican. Even today, Hitler's soldier is a pope!
PanicusVulgaris 4 months ago
I'm in love who ever made this.
frogpollen 6 months ago
First of all Christian Scientist believe the universe is between 13.5 and 15 billion years old. The greatest things that have happened in the name of loving your neighbor has happened thru the Christian not the Atheist, Hindu, Muslim or Agnostic. Man made religions such as Naziism, Communism, etc have killed in the hundreds of millions. Get this straight Man kills not religion of love and peace. Good Christians feed and serve man to honor God. If they are not a blessing to man they are wrong
chingaters 6 months ago
This is a great video. Great points and makes people laugh. Good stuff.
SuperMrAtheist 6 months ago
It's not only humour - it makes very good points also. This is exactly what the problem is with religion. Absurdness.
aboyborninjune 6 months ago
Talking to a christian is like talking to a fish. There is nothing there but glassy eyes. They open there mouth and down the rabbit hole we go. Delusion has griped it's claws to deep for reason to release them. They want to be Wonderland.
scotttebben 6 months ago
Will this fucking jesus-god fairy tail shit ever end?
I am an Atheist so I am told by christians that I am the evil imoral one. Where where all the jesus freaks when we were having the Health care debates? All the non believers I know wanted the single payer option.
scotttebben 6 months ago
@scotttebben HEAR HEAR, SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE!!! :D
SickMouth 6 months ago
And you're an angry anti-religious bigot if you paint every christian fundamentalist with the same brush, Also "fundamentalist" is a loaded term. The leftist media has brainwashed you if you think it means blowing up mosques and burning down montessori schools.
fashklash 6 months ago
@fashklash excuse me for having my own opinions, and i know im "brainwashed" and all, but fundamentalist refers to people who actually believe and follow the religion, such as yourself. If you go to church, tithe, read bible and all that, your a fundamentalist. Not ONCE did it mention blowing up mosques and burning down schools, which can be attributed to extremists. Fundamentalists get the fundamentals of religion, extremists get all the details fundamentalists missed.
psychedellic420 6 months ago
QUIT TRYING TO PROVE YOUR FUCKING RELIGIONS ON A VIDEO CHAT THAT IS NOT SUPPORTING YOUR RELIGION, GOD DAMN YOU FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS! (adrahaxxen, pzenki: both liars)
OrogDeMalfur 6 months ago
@OrogDeMalfur This person would not have put up this video if they didn't want arguments. Quit your trolling. I'm no scholar, but I'm not lying.
PZenki 6 months ago
@PZenki no, this video is a joke, its for laughing, not argueing
OrogDeMalfur 6 months ago
snigger!
trailerfitter2 6 months ago
Can you say, "Straw Man"?
ranhound 6 months ago
You're right. How is it possible to run from what doesn't exist?
WrathofGobae 7 months ago
You can hate christians and be angry at God all you want but when people are about to be killed in a car crash or something else horrific they scream " dear God " .. strange when people who don't believe in God do such things as well as using his name in vain..sadly they will have to face the consequences of denying God and JESUS CHRIST. You can't run from God ... you will face him eventually.
adrahaxxen 7 months ago
@adrahaxxen Actually I don't scream "dear God" during those, I just try my best to prevent the accident, and if nothing else I'll try to survive. I will probably die without ever mentioning God, well with the exception if I suffer a painfully slow death then I'll be cussing a lot including the words God and Jesus. XD
Running from God is like playing tag with your imaginary friend. Pointless activity, except for small children.
Neosaigo 7 months ago
Tolerating and loving are not the same thing. I've heard people speak in tongues before, but I have NEVER seen anyone rolling around on the floor doing it. My pastor doesn't even do it in public, he considers it so personal. And what if the .01% of praryers are the only ones not asking for a girl or money or a car for that person's own good? I don't think I'd consider myself fundamentalist, but I know that there are aethists who know more Bible than I do, and I'm going to try and change that.
PZenki 7 months ago
@PZenki About your comment "And what if the .01% of praryers are the only ones not asking for a girl or money or a car" I can easily debunk that by saying that when I was a Christian NONE of my prayers were ever answered INCLUDING prayers for people to be healed, prayers for people's hearts to be opened, prayers for help when I (or a friend) was feeling totally alone and in real need, prayers for friends and family, etc. I was as much a christian as any in my day and your comment is laughable
soundmindwar 7 months ago
@soundmindwar What I meant by that were selfish prayers, or prayers that were not sincerely prayed. I HAVE seen people be healed, and I HAVE seen a friend walk into a place depressed because her friend recently died, and come out hopeful and happy again. What if you walked up to your dad and asked for chocolate, and he responded by saying, "no, have an apple or brussel sprouts. They'll be good for you." Would you say that he completely ignnored you? I know these arguments never get anywhere.
PZenki 7 months ago
@PZenki I know what you meant...ergo my reply with examples of times when it WASN'T that way and still no answer. As for your example about the chocolate vs healthy food. You miss the point there. When we pray it isn't that we get something just not exactly what we wanted. A more accurate example would be me asking for chocolate and having him yell, "LOVE ME NOW OR GO TO THE BASEMENT FOREVER!" and then walking away. Show me evidence of a prayer coming true and I'll believe you. has to be real
soundmindwar 7 months ago
@soundmindwar I saw a girl get her ankle healed, but I didn't meet her or even know her name. It WAS NOT ON A STAGE. It was when there was no service going on, behind the sanctuary. I can't prove that that happened to you, unless you believe me. And it's more like God is saying "I love you" over and over, in deiiferent ways, and when you refuse him, you have to be punished because he told you exactly what would happen if you didn't listen to him, like a good father. I'll pray for you.
PZenki 6 months ago
@PZenki define "healed" if it just hurt a little and then it hurt less...far from a mircale. If a bone was broken and instantly wasn't, then I'd agree with you that it was an "act of god" I am one that requires proof however. you said yourself you couldn't prove it to me and I've heard a million stories of healing that have no provable evidence...most are just people trying to tell "a better fish story" as it were.
soundmindwar 6 months ago
@soundmindwar I didn't talk to her, but I'm pretty sure it was a sprained ankle. She had a bandage around it and came in on crutches. And if I were telling a "better fish story", I'd make it much more incredible.
PZenki 6 months ago
I'm a Christian. I found this hilarious. *clicks like and adds to favorites*
liebeistschonxD 7 months ago
Just spot-on! And if people ARE offended,that's not a shame,that's a bonus,lol.
popazz1 7 months ago
Sorry to hijack the comments section of your video. I did enjoy this opportunity to throw a few thoughts to you. I think that you misunderstand what Fundamentalist Christianity is, because you are looking at the imperfect people and not at the perfect God. I don't think I'm good! I bet I'm a worse person than anyone else! But I have the great fortune of being in a relationship with the King of Kings, and I wish that you could join me. Ok I guess I'm done now haha fun video. go moviemaker.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
1) This one isn't fair since I'm majoring in theology at a fundamentalist Christian Bible college. I have not yet met an atheist who knew more Bible stuff than me (there are probably some out there), but look, I am absolutely convinced that the Bible is completely dependable and true, and that it teaches that I need Jesus Christ to fulfill my purpose in being made by God, and to spend all of forever doing so. I have logical and structured reasons for believing this. Am I crazy?
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
2) I find this one quite random to be on a list of THA TOP 10. I was looking for more "angry person" stuff and less "stoopid purson" stuff. Nevertheless, if you knew God, you would understand that praying is not just asking Him for a bunch of stuff. It's trusting God to take care of everything I need and is also my communication with Him. And I would go for a much higher percentage... Like maybe mid-20s? I haven't kept track or anything. Prayer works, man. It rocks. Do try it sometime :D
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
3) Actually, I think you got the wrong Christian movement on that one. We fundamentalists think that those "miracle Christians" are as odd as the rest of you. I actually have never experienced such an event as a bunch of people pretending to be all lit up by something magical, but surely it must be fun. I like history. I don't prefer science. I really don't prefer physics, but none of that contradicts my fundamentalist Christian views,
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
4) Suppose you didn't realize you were walking into quicksand and I knew about it. How nice would it be of me to let you sink to your death? Listen, y'all should be HONORED that we fundamentalist Christians are trying to convince you that you need Jesus Christ to save you from your sins. I suppose you got me on this one, but come on, it's like as biased as a Wikipedia article! I'm sorry if you had a bad experience with a Christian fundamentalist, but I don't think we're that bad.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
5) There seems to be this assumption going around that scientifical research has like figured out the exact year everything began, and it is undeniably like a gazillion years. Well I'm simply not satisfied with any "evidence" I've seen. I'm no expert, but how can you even prove how old something is? I would like to see more on this. And I'm not sure I understand the bronze age thing?
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
@austinmcrawford the bronze ege is refer to they period in time the cristianity began (sorry no speack inglish very good) and the pruves of how old are the world or the univers are dont whit raidio data there are a good videos made about that you can look.... and in any case there are lot of data tahat a less the earth is 4 billos years old
m3ndoza1 7 months ago
6) Assuming you don't literally mean laugh but are aiming more at scoff or express disapproval... I do think that Greek mythology is ridiculous and a nice story. The Bible, on the other hand, is the most dependable collection of documents ever written, and I think it's right. It's ok that you don't get the difference, but I just wish you could see that life without Jesus is empty and worthless when compared with knowing Him. Please go do some research on Bible textual criticism too.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
7) Never heard that one before.... Christianity in its correct form is very peaceful and stuff, but if you shared my fundamentalist understanding of God, you would see that since everything belongs to Him, He can do what He wants to do with it. I totally admit it is quite tough reading the Old Testament and seeing a bit of genocide with the Canaanites there, but I'm pretty sure those Canaanites were quite into infanticide and just straight up bad stuff.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
8) You don't get fundamentalism without FUN. I tend to not laugh at the polytheists though. I laugh at mormons sometimes (but not when they are around) OH AND other fundamentalist Christians are quite entertaining at times. As far as deep-freeze theology like the trinity goes, I don't expect you to understand or care about them if you aren't a Christian, like me. You should totally become one though.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
9) Evolution is also going to place us as eventually coming from pre-biotic soup, and I know that. Sorry, but this one's a straw man. I understand you think my beliefs on the world's origin are whacked, but if I saw scientific proof against it, I think I would likely stop believing it. However, since there is no way to really scientifically prove how this place got started up, I'm not too worried about it.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
@austinmcrawford are you talking about scientific proof against evolution?
dillondownie 7 months ago
So, basically, you think I'm a slobbering fool? Ok that's cool. But seriously, I do consider myself a very typical Christian fundamentalist, so let me try and help you improve your perception...
10) Everybody is making exclusive truth claims; even saying that truth is relative leaves out at least we Christian Fundamentalists, who really need to be correct in order for our lives to mean anything. But I usually don't freak out about anything like that.
austinmcrawford 7 months ago
So all Christians are fundamentalists? I don't think so.
as11188888 7 months ago
@teronty
uhhh yeah basically the whole thing is true, but of course you would deny it lol
TheAtheistTaco 8 months ago
Number 4 for the win!
ILUV412 8 months ago
Does anyone else think it's funny that the bible says "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword" Then has a carpenter that was killed by being nailed to a block of wood?
HessenDragoon 8 months ago 39
@HessenDragoon ,
that would be funny except Jesus wasn't actually a carpenter.That was Joseph,his earthly father! Still,the irony is still funny!
popazz1 7 months ago
@popazz1 well he was a carpenter, or do you belive his father kept paying for his food until he was 30? Remeber he started to preach only at 30. he preached from 30 to 33, 3 years.
By the way, it was never clear to me how he survived these 3 years on the road? where the money was coming from to pay for his food and the food of his desciples. I guess they lived from donations?
donnomar 7 months ago
@donnomar ,
Whatever you say!
popazz1 7 months ago
@HessenDragoon Yeah, it was pretty funny, and I had a good laugh on it with some friends long time ago.
These days though I wonder why the hell was Jesus a carpenter? I would think being the son of God (or just God himself) would be a full time occupation. *shrug* Logic and religion don't mix as always.
Neosaigo 7 months ago
@HessenDragoon
Dude...
That was one of the best ones I've heard in a long time.
Thank you, you just made my day.
^_^
ydyammo 5 months ago
@HessenDragoon I never thought about it that way, but that's an AWESOME Irony!
Lordboogar 5 months ago
@HessenDragoon More of just ironic. But yeah that is kinda strange isn't it?
SNAKESOAP117 4 months ago
@HessenDragoon I read this and couldn't stop giggling all afternoon.Brilliant..LMFAO.
megaj1964 3 months ago
You are a fundamentalist if you let the bible do your thinking for you instead of thinking for yiourself. It's the complete surrender of your mind and abject submission to the authority of your belief system.
socksumi 8 months ago
Like. Favorite. Thank you.
steve4ha 8 months ago
I found it funny and true but does it mean am not a really christian (well that what all my other christian friends will tell me mehhh)
Exli3r 8 months ago
#3 is the most hilarious one, and pretty damn true too.
m3talcorps3 8 months ago
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Christians have forgotten how good it really is to have god love you.
For instance, incest is really really bad - unless it's our heavenly father doing it.
I for one always delight in having god sneak into my room late at night, to fondle me for a while and then shove his godly cock up my arse.
So we must remember at all times, just how much god really does love us.
Amen.
callmeshane303 8 months ago
instead of posting this video b/c you don't understand Christianity, all you have to do is ask God to help your unbelief. I pray for you it's obvious that you are trying to fill the empty void in your life by making up lies about what you don't understand.Lord you know this persons heart you know the hurt and the pain they have suffered heal whatever the pain is so that they may know you . to you lord be the glory in Jesus name Amen
teronty 8 months ago
@teronty Can you expalin the Jewish belief behind the creation account please, not the Christain one. After all, it was a Jewish belief. Cheers.
RealJesusforAtheists 8 months ago
I love it, It's time for religious nuts to leave America to the intelligent, rational beings. Seriously enough already
IMAGINE5677 8 months ago
Christian fundamentalists are not the problem, the fundamentals if Christianity are the problem...
VILeonidasV 9 months ago
It's pretty much God versus satan here
mrtimxy 9 months ago
@mrtimxy its pretty much stupidity vs ... no brains in ur head.
Unknnnnn 8 months ago
@Unknnnnn I know you must be on satan's side.
mrtimxy 8 months ago
@mrtimxy who's stan?
Unknnnnn 8 months ago
@Unknnnnn guess people with rotten brains in their heads.
mrtimxy 8 months ago
@mrtimxy clearly the most effective argument against religion is - "/care?"
Unknnnnn 8 months ago
The one thing that amuses me is when worldly people point the finger and say all Christians judge, but surely that's judging as well! Strange! Or ALL Christians are hypocrites, then they go and have their babies baptized or get married in churches - surely that's a massive dose of hypocrisy! OR they say ALL Christians are intolerant and then they call for the banning of Christianity - surely that's intolerance... Jesus IS King - you just haven't seen it yet ;)
rhyfelwrDuw 9 months ago
@rhyfelwrDuw
Not all Christians are hypocritical or superstitious, but a good hunk of them are!
N00bcrunch3r 9 months ago
@N00bcrunch3r So are people who aren't Christians! I would venture to say that EVERY human is hypocritical at one point or another (including Christians)! I guess Christians should be above reproach but we're still only human :)
rhyfelwrDuw 9 months ago
@rhyfelwrDuw
I never claimed not to be a hypocrite, but hypocrisy is one of the things in life I hate the most. Abstain from hypocrisy as much as humanly possible, and I guarantee you, you won't make an idiot of yourself.
N00bcrunch3r 9 months ago
@N00bcrunch3r I know you didn't - I was just saying that I think everyone at one point in time are, but Christians tend to be labelled as hypocrites quite often and those who label them are sometimes bigger hypocrites, themselves! Hypocrisy does suck somewhat - it's just realising what is hypocritical and what isn't for some people ;)
rhyfelwrDuw 9 months ago
Except for numbers 1-3 - I'm a fundamentalist Christian - whooo hoooo and PROUD of it! It's great to hear/read these kind of things - I love finding out what others think about Christians! Mainly bad things, but you forget all the good Christians have done through the ages - here in the UK Christians did phenominal good things and still do - why focus on the bad? Worldings do really rotten things too so dont judge!
rhyfelwrDuw 9 months ago
The forces of darkness are out to twist the word of God by taking it out of context, building a false case against God by misrepresenting what it says. This is nothing new , It's been here the whole time, it's a wicked spirit out to deceive the masses and bring doubt to God's word. Try to open you eyes and see the truth - God loves you and wants you to turn away from sin and evil. These people misrepresenting Gods word have an agenda - they hate God and anything that has to do with God - beware.
fernieboy100 10 months ago
They will claim God is evil for punishing evil - they say its wicked to put a stop to wickedness. They claim God likes killing babies yet they won't speak out against the 4500 abortions done every day in the USA. They try to act like sin is okay and sin is freedom and anyone that speaks out against wickedness is out to take your freedom - which makes no sense. Sin causes many problems in the world - millions are routinely breaking the commandments everyday - then they blame God for the problems!
fernieboy100 10 months ago
@fernieboy100 Um, no, nice generalization. Death penalty is good. Abortions are good because the fetuses don't have memory or enough neural impulses for me to consider them a human being. We have no problem with people speaking out against what they think is wrong, but not when they shove it in your face and try to shut you up. God killed thousands. More people have killed people in the name of (Christian) God than Allah or any other god.
mydogdaisy1212 10 months ago
@mydogdaisy1212 Yes you are so right - false religion has caused a lot of bloodshed over the years. Jesus said the time is coming when he that kills you will think he is doing God a service - they do this because they do not know me or my father he said. So what you are saying defintely falls in line with scipture.
fernieboy100 9 months ago
@fernieboy100 You are unbelievably ignorant, and your religion has blinded your sense of judgement. I hope (though i sincerely doubt) that you see sense some time in the future. Good day to you.
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 9 months ago
@FrankieSay Oh so what Frankie - we should live like the rest of the world and keep sinning and ignoring Gods word ? thats sounds very ignorant if you want to talk about ignorance. Ignoring God your creator is the ultimate in ignorance. You want me to have sense ? the fear of the lord is the beginning of all wisdom - so if you don't have the Fear of the lord you have no real wisdom - memorizing textbooks and encyclpopedias is not true wisdom. A fool has said in his heart " there is no God "
fernieboy100 9 months ago
@fernieboy100 Ok then. What evidence do you have to substantiate these claims?
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 9 months ago
@FrankieSayRelaxxx1 There'e lots of evidence but the chances are it won't be good enough for you if your heart is not ready to deal with the truth. Did you know that even when Jesus did miracle after miracle and even raised people from the dead - and he himself even he rose fron the dead - still it was not enough proof for some people because the problem was they did not want to turn away from sin - so they would doubt and make excuses - anything other than give up sin and get right with God
fernieboy100 9 months ago
@fernieboy100 See, that is why many people find Christians so obnoxious. They arrogantly claim that those who do not share their beliefs must be inherently flawed in some way and that they (Christians) are better than everyone else because of this. The only way people can get along is if they treat each other with respect, and you most certainly do not, to others outside of your cult that is. What I meant was what evidence do you have that the bible is correct?
FrankieSayRelaxxx1 9 months ago
@fernieboy100 Right, you can take a book that was supposed to be inspired by an all-powerful and all-knowing God out on context. You would think he would just have them write a book that would mean the same thing throughout all generations. Maybe he's really an idiot or a lazy ass.
mydogdaisy1212 10 months ago
Now I have the sudden urge to watch Sister Act.
ImACuteGeek 10 months ago
great vid. wish i wasnt stoned and didnt have to pause it to read cause of how quick it moves tho..
two0sixTay 10 months ago
im a christian but i thought this was funny. This is why christians have a bad rep. And luckily there are alot of christians who aren't religious like this, and focus more with communicating to God and having a personal relationship with him, rather than how "dumb and lost" people are for not believing. Dont group us all together PLEASE! Because id hate to be thought of like this.
Adrielband 10 months ago
@Adrielband Do you hate for people to think of you like this because you are worried about what men think of you ? what about what God thinks about you ? what is more important ? People ARE lost if they don't beleive - that is all through the bible - you have to make a choice - either the world and all it has to offer - or obey God and see what results from that - you can't serve two masters - don't be afraid to warn people - God wants us to warn people - but we should balance it with love
fernieboy100 9 months ago
LOL this was great, oh though the Whoopie Goldburg song from sister act woulda been more fitting. just a small critiqu, it was funny i did like it :] and for some of the christians it does say funamentalist not all christians. it is acknowledged that some christians are changing the belife so its more tolerable then the orginal its just a bit of humor
palerider1313 10 months ago
@palerider1313 religious people changing their belifs after what suits them are not only hypocrites, they´re also the dumbest of them all. If you feel you can change the "word of god" than you dont really belive, so what kind of horses ass does it then take to keep beliving in something you dont belive in!? mindbogling..
antibulletdodger101 10 months ago
Add this:
You're A Chritian Fundamentalist if.......
10 people who were killed by Satan shows how evil Satan is but you ignore 2,038,344 people who were killed by God (in Bible!!).
2Pains1Love 10 months ago 17
@2Pains1Love
Satan killed like 14 people in the Bible...with God's permission, of course!
N00bcrunch3r 9 months ago
@GDOBSSOR- youre right. "God" didnt kill allvthe babies. He just killed the non Jewish ones. And what "All loving and all Tolerant God" would order that to happen? Or innocnt women, children and men? Or entire ethnic groups? oh wait that would be a small and petty god that has to strike fear into people so he could be worshipped and praised.
tantomali 10 months ago
Thousands of hours of research has been done on brainwashing , indoctrination mind control techniques and u spouted off UR definition of a cult with no research nothing BETTER LOOK UP THIS ITS ONLINE AND IN TONS OF BOOKS. THE states is an oligarchy is what all seeing eye means on pyramid on one dollar bill. The elite control the sheeple which is what base of pyramid is Thru cults like the church the school lie K-12 TV and media WAKE UP
janityy 10 months ago
hen I found Tarot cards and recognized them as the Path of the Fool to the Sage an initiation process as in the book Tarot symbolism I knew were from Egyptian tombs I recognized them ie reincarnation. The church told me I'd go to hell it was them I knew they were fuck piece of shit liars who burned millions of people at staké
janityy 10 months ago
I'm so glad the United States Constitution protects us from ur cult. Every cult uses fear cause Fear=control=power ie hell. Every cult uses black and white thinking. Every cult uses cultspeak and all say we have the truth and everyone else on planet is evil or stupid lol lol lol. Is hundreds of gods and religions u want to be in a cult fine I'm just glad is controls on stupidity. GO TO THE BOOKSTORE. DAMM
janityy 10 months ago
@GDOBSSOR every cult has a holy book and a leader they call Daddy. They all ask for money. Tithing. They tell u u can only be with and screw other cult members.ie. Equally yoked. If ur job told u u could only screw and be with those at job ud hire an Attorney. Prayer=waiting is not problem solving. All cults use guilt. Ie SIN. There is 15 criteria to be a cult ask any psychiatrist. CHRISTIANITY FITS ALL 15 ITS A CULT WAKE THE FUCK UP
janityy 10 months ago
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2: I have more that 0.01% of my prayers answered. A lot more.
1: Maybe. I'm still learning. But God so loved the World that He gave His only Begotten Son that Whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. - John 3.16
I get the joke, but I just had to answer this.
GDOBSSOR 10 months ago
6: It's what we believe. Why else would a man call himself the Son of God, knowing full well he was going to die a painful death, unless he really was the Son of God?
5: I don't dispute proof. But maybe they both have some truth.
4: I have Atheist and Agnostic friends who are good people, and the thought of them burning in hell... Horrible. I don't know exactly what hell is like but I prefer to simply think of it as a place without God.
3: It's not a question of science. I believe.
GDOBSSOR 10 months ago
8: Well, again, this is a democracy people can believe what they want. However I don't believe in separate Gods here. I believe in a God who came down to earth in human form, and then was resurrected in the form of the Holy Spirit.
7: I have read alot about Islam. I think any Muslim (or Christian) who does anything like an honour killing or ANYTHING like that isn't acting as God intended, full stop. God alone has the right to judge. He did not slaughter ALL the babies in Egypt but anyway.
GDOBSSOR 10 months ago
I had to reply to this vid.
10: In a democracy you have the right to freedom of religion. It means you can hold any beliefs without other people telling you what to believe and you can tell other people about your religion and encourage them but you can't force it on them.
9: I've always struggled with this. If the bible was inspired by God, then creation must have some truth, although evolution definitely has some proof too. Maybe they both have some truth?
GDOBSSOR 10 months ago
I am a christian. But I certaintly not intolerant of any other religion, I am a universalist believing that all religions lead to God and that if you are a good person you go to heaven. I believe in evolution and the big bang...and yes I believe in the trinity and the idea of a virgin birth but I don't laugh at other peoples ideas. I am also a lesbian so fundamentalists really don't like me.
514lindy 10 months ago
@514lindy based on what you are saying your not a biblical christian
fernieboy100 10 months ago
@fernieboy100 No. I actually believe that you can learn more about certain parts of the Bible if you take it metaphorically :)
514lindy 10 months ago
Really good video. Christianity is a cult with millions of sheeple following along as good indoctrinated crazy mind controlled slaves do. Very hard to convince a cult member he's in a cult even when u show them Christianity fits all 15 criteria needed to be a cult. Said and sick
janityy 10 months ago
@janityy You live in a democracy, it's the price you pay - people have the right to be whatever religion they want. You don't have to have one.
But the mainstream churches are not cults.
Do they imprison members? No.
Do they harm members? Very few people abuse positions of trust, it also happens in workplaces, schools, etc. The large majority don't.
Do they take all your money? No.
Have they been around for only a short time? No.
Do they have one sole person who leads the church? No.
GDOBSSOR 10 months ago
Quite appropriate.
socksumi 10 months ago
Thank you for putting things in perspective. Great job.
bdyan53 10 months ago
iv been spammed at least twice by the same Fundametalistic D##K,
why is it these stupid funda-metal peope, always seem to Bomb abortion clinics, and not Bomb Churches and and do in, Musslims, and it says NO WERE IN THE BIBLE ABOUT ABORTION BEING BAD, OR EVEN, A SO CALLED GOD HAVING A PROBLEM WITH IT, IT SAYS NO WERE AT ALL.
realnameunknown2011 11 months ago
0.01% sounds like an incredibly low success rate for prayers being answered. I would expect a lot of prayers to come true through chance or human effort, others to be about things we can't immediately determine (saving someone's soul), and others to not come true. How did they get a number so low? Were they praying for jelly beans to fall from the sky?
qwexas 11 months ago
@SixFootEightTao
So Jews and Muslims are 'Christians'?
taicleis 11 months ago
number one is the best by far.
Cheers Christine
christinepeace 11 months ago
I think the Earth's slightly younger than this video says, but that's only because some scientists have done re evaluations of the data.
pineapplepenumbra 11 months ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA This made my day!!! Nice going XDDDD <333
COLLEGESTUDENT343 11 months ago
I am Christian. However, I am not a fundamentalist. I am not upset to think people belong to other religons, I do not think marriage should only be between a women and man (in other words, I'm pro gay marriage), I have no problem with people believing in evolution or the big bang theory.
AverageWizard100 11 months ago
response to #1 reason. calling yourself a christian doesn't mean you know a lot about Christianity, it just means you believe in god. (Christianity is not a religion it is a relationship with god.)
SixFootEightTao 11 months ago
@SixFootEightTao It's not Christianity unless it includes Christ. A lot of people believe in God, whether they're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or unaffiliated with any church. Christianity is more specific than merely believing God exists. I think you're talking about deism.
qwexas 11 months ago
the eternal problem of religion is that there's no proof. You can't prove it's true nor false...However if you believe all the miracles that occur in all of the holy books...how can you believe that God is a creature that condemns all non-believers to eternal hell, who kills, who orders you to kill, who allows grotesque atrocities to occur....I don't quite believe that that is what the Creator, Supernatural all knowing God has intended for this world...if it is..is it worth worshipping him then?
ag15ui11na19ldo80 11 months ago
haha!!
maryann799 11 months ago
Number Three : that's what religion is all about...duhhh
melodel2 11 months ago
In response to the last 3 mentioned, OH SNAP!
RandomBS88 11 months ago
The burden of proof lies on religion. If you claim something is real, you must follow the scientific method to prove its existence. And no, the arguments, "He created the world/us," or "Hes all around us," are not valid arguments.
tantomali 1 year ago
wow thanks for posting this is hilarious and so true
bravesfan111 1 year ago
sounds like to me some one who is taking his misconceived ideas of jehovahs witnesses out and venting
mpatten91 1 year ago