Ellen's Monologue - Stuff Ellen Likes

[Gwill3363]

You're a star, Janye!

[mysticalarrow1]

Where Tony D:

[sha8808]

I could watch her clips all day, she truly has a natural gift for making people happy

[vibekeholmquist]

hahahaha no wonder couples are not having sex! :) oh my gosh I love her so much! :)

[maharley27]

I can never watch a video and not laugh. I love her!

[missgraceoc]

what is the little tune at the begging

[stephanieaslanidis]

I want ellen to adopt me.

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

4 minutes. Kidz Bop killed it.

[SR031989]

The thing I love about Ellen is that she never gets tired of her audience. It's every day show and she loves them every time :)

[christophedetiege]

@SR031989 and she stays exited time over time, not like letterman or oprah who are just used to it

[Mvanderzwalmen]

damn i forgot, not supposed to drink while watching ellen lol

love her <3

[takingachanceful]

YAYYYY JANIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WeasleyIsOurKing93]

She shows the chris matthews thing as much as she can. lol.

[emilejunior]

i just love her! and if u joined all these short monologues from every episode before she dances, you will come out with maybe 6 hours of a full well performed stand up performances, which it's weirdly to be the same stand up performance(s) she did years ago! mostly the same jokes!!

[kendy4]

I love her but im glad the whole KAAAA is over, it was getting to be too much

[ikram2323]

she's soo cute, love how the jeans look on her :)

[SkyCabin6]

Hosing is indeed fun. Especially when it's aimed at that guy Steve from down the street I REALLY hate

[NeverAshcroft]

i miss Kaaaa!

[TIMxVDxSTEEN]

@NeverAshcroft 0:33  1:01

xD

[TheRichGirl14]

why wasnt tony the DJ @ 4:54 ???

[ARMYGirlfriendHOOAH]

Im a girl and I got to admit..i would marry Ellen in a heartbeat. I love her!

[AARTaylorSwift]

@ARMYGirlfriendHOOAH u do kno she's a lesbian rite??

[ARMYGirlfriendHOOAH]

@AARTaylorSwift Yes i am aware of that

[catdogfishy]

I guess I hate pizza. I wish I liked it though but I barely eat anything. All I'm doing is eating strawberries, slurping noodles, eating chicken Alfredo, and crunching on cucumbers. I like pepperoni though.

[DJLunasf]

That's not Tony the DJ, it's the old one. Tony is currently the DJ.

[kooly32]

Isn't it ironic that almost all of ellen's audience members are women?? (; Hahaha!

[MirandaAugust64]

Aaaaaw she forgot to say the most important thinggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zanderhoti]

what's the dj's name ?

[moviegal6000]

@zanderhoti Tony. we love tony.

[liebemusik95]

@zanderhoti his name is Tony :)

[YokelHero]

@zanderhoti Joe Mama.

[YokelHero]

@zanderhoti That's Striker.

[XDmiksterXD]

ellen is just really amazing. she never makes me sleep.

[mizemotion]

Love da Ellen n da DJ hahahaha

[haydensd]

I want to thank everyone who post ellen shows on youtube. I'm italian, and unfortunately I can't watch her on my television....

And thank you for your love for pizza :)

[Bethhart46]

Janyy!! Woooh haha

[PSatoxford]

What's the music at the beginning? 'Just have a little love today' or something ? ?

[lenaraviolin]

She is the best! )

[mj4evern1]

just wondering ; is there someone who doesnt love pizza ?

[MrHenryCat]

@mj4evern1 me

[mj4evern1]

@MrHenryCat Good to meet you ^^

[MrHenryCat]

@mj4evern1 actually... i've had pizza for the past 3 days. I'm starting to like it.

[wntw319]

Jack Daniels got lots of applause

[zacharyljkja]

In the early 1980s she began to tour nationally, being named Showtime's Funniest Person in America in 1982

[linh3024]

i love ellen. She's so cute and funny. Love her

[RuthieJey]

Does she not Love Portia?

[Davezification]

Those are lucky flowers! HAHA

[Davezification]

Those are lucky flowers! HAHA

[Lienweethetnietmeer]

she dances kinda funny but that's just how she is =D

[Leonie123xD]

She loves Pizza? I thought she's vegan???

[krodmabobber99]

her and portia have a personal chef that makes anything they want for them just vegan style. she still has lots of normal food, just with other ingredients.

[Muaaaaaa]

u don't necessary have to put cheese nor salami on pizza u know. VEGAN PIZZAS ARE THE BEST! :)))

[BlueberryxShine]

vegan pizza?

[ILUVNY1994]

@iLazy vegans don't eat cheese.

[linette1995]

no. cheese is from a cow. she is a vegan. no animal products at all. :)

[xiaolintraditional90]

Isn't she vegan? she can't eat pizza anymore.

[ILUVNY1994]

@xiaolintraditional90 she eats vegan pizza. there's an episode where a chef came on and made it...

[luluzweistein]

what is the picture at 2:35 ????????

[JackieLovesKC]

I Love her xD Shes so freaking funny !

[guernica172]

WAT ??? no !!! i cant believe you !!! you are definately lying !!! is she really a lesbian ???

omfg... grow up.... first.. everybody knows that.... and who cares ????

[siguent]

duh...

[polo5566]

@guernica172 nobody cares Ellen is a lesbian or not. I don't care. The fact is we all love Ellen. She rocks!!

[luciferdy]

wow! Jack Daniels! Ellen rocks..She is amazing ;)

[ClaudiaLynch]

I love Jack Nicholson and Jack Daniels too!! XD lol

[behabtwa]

she is so adorable. just watching her dancing and the way she's enjoying it, made my day... :)

[68870]

I know what you mean she always cheers me up no matter how stressed out or low im feeling lol Love her she gorgeous. And Jack Daniels is the best!!!! hehe

[Wubley]

She plays that song alot

[MEEVizm]

i wonder if Portia ever gets jealous about Ellen dancing with some of those women! :)

[Buschix3]

well..I'm jealous of Portia, so... :D

they're a wonderful couple!  ♥

[CandyYum96]

I love how ellen can always bring her monologues down to dancing.. LOL no matter what the subject is!

[LucyLawlessRawks]

Ellen just rawks my world mate :P

[taraali3]

I LOVE PIZZA TOO !

[DaUndDort]

you're not alone :D

[taby2cat]

another one of my favorite is Ellen!!! top of the list.

[vivthegreat]

aw, she mentioned a million things starting with P and no Portia? lol.

[actionjoejoe]

there is another monologue where she says she loves her "Porsche" and its obvious she means Portia, but I don't remember the name of the monologue...

[kryptobanana]

The Las Vegas one says that she never goes to las vegas without her portia and shows a picture of a porsche...haha

[kymxx3]

i LOVE her taste in music! and herself of course ;)

[MUSTSEEVID]

i love ellen oh one of my favorite things.

[RKOcena16]

ellen must love that song, shes danced to it on like 4 different shows.

not that im complaining, its a good song =]

[saki2g]

I love to dance too!!! (and pizza) haha who doesn´t? oh! and I love your show!!!! you´re great!!!!!!

[123451234512345]

my sister doesn't she don't eat pizza no matter what wierd right :)

ellen rock

[saudade5]

Hahaha a Ellen le gusta la papaya... No way!!! hahahaha

[StoneColdWhat]

her lines right before the dances are great.

[Sorrowfree]

I want to learn to dance like her.

[TheWhimsicalX]

Hey, It's 4 minutes~

She likes the hard-beat songs, doesn't she?

[backagain962]

ugh, i hate polka! but jack daniels...jkjk

[WOWISTHEWORLDKNOW]

LOL yeah i did not noteus you like to dance

[emi90210]

I´ve only seen parts of the show, on youtube, so I ask: does she ALWAYS dance on the show? I´m noy critizising, I just wander.

She is too funny and spontaneous, I find

[MrsFrisk]

yep, she always do it...its kinda a trademark thing..

[tomboyishgal]

yea. she does. very very often.

[evuxss]

I love the way ho she sits :D

[zenathty]

love ellen and portia...great show always!!! makes me smile all the time!!

[OomeBien]

wht i love most???? of coz ellen n portia..heheheh love them!

[mjelbert]

I love Ellen, too! She is so awesome!

[bea4884]

I love ellen!!!!!!!!!!

[BUTTONBICHON]

rosie used to be like ellen 10 yrs ago

[CelineDionFan4life]

the best looking 50 year old I have ever seen, and the funniest by hella far <3

[mantsuwtlove]

you are so damn right!! can´t say that  better!! Ellen rokcs 4 EVER!!

[mizemotion]

@CelineDionFan4life wow lol dats awesome... :D 

[PlectrumUser]

@CelineDionFan4life Damn, your comment is like three years old and still toprated. xD Anyway, I had no idea she was over 50. She looks great! (Not saying 50 year olds doesn't look great ;) )

[Voulvoulvoul]

I love anyone who loves Ellen lol

[EllenLDegeneres]

haha thats what i say!!!

[katyperrymalsiaFAN91]

@EllenLDegeneres ellen is my hero... =)

[chau175]

@Voulvoulvoul lol