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  • the whole episode is on netflix haha

  • that girl has to be on E's her eye's are huge!!

  • @JayHam20 Those eyes will haunt me

  • imo scientology isn't anymore dum then any other religion

  • that chicks eyes are creepy as fuck

  • @daitouzai they are WAY to open

  • Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet >:(

  • that was a great episode

  • Hey is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?

  • Tom Cruise fucks his uncle all day long.

  • Isaac heyes is dead..

  • Dude screw u Tom cruise

    And screw u chef dude

    If u assess can't live with it then u can suck my balls

    To chef

    U have watched the show make fun of other religions, races, and people for years

    And when they make an episode dissing it belief that most people find crappy u quit

    U r a giant pussy

  • Tom Cruise, I have lost my respect for you. Russell Crowe, you have won my respect.

  • Scientology is a joke

  • that bitch in the video clearly wants to score points for selling the book she is publishing on scientology, this are all cheap acts done by people who have nothing to loose and have absolutely no social stature

  • @sasaragi2 "that bitch in the video clearly wants to score points for selling the book...have absolutely no social stature" Dude...what the f**k are you talking about? You're bitching because she's on air selling a book? Uhh..didn't Hubbard go on air to sell Dianetics? And where are you getting "social stature" from..does that phrase even exist in English? Are you saying she's too short to be on TV, or that we're too hunchbacked to read? Are you, like, Malaysian, or just retarded?

  • Tom cruise never blocked the show , what evidence does the media have,nothing ,this is clearly gossip hungry media-bashing and stupid fools too bored out of their shallow lives, egging it on

  • The sound i so after, seven minutes is take¨n from my life. But I must say... the social board should take the wife and kid from his tyrannic terror

  • Trey & Matt = BIGGEST BOSSES THAT EVER LIVED!!

  • DAD! TOM CRUISE IS HIDING IN THE CLOSET!

  • Issac Hayes was great but it was hugely hypocritical of him to quit. According to him its fun to make fun of other religions until they make fun of yours apparently.

  • I just hope Tom Cruise realises what an oversensitive gay baby he's made himself out to be. Scientologists need to get over themselves or the ridicule will continue.

    And yeah, Isaac Hayes will be missed and he was a great guy, but it was hugely hypocritical of him to quit the show over this.

  • Oh Isaac, oh dear Isaac, how silly were you...

  • the last punch line of the episode is that the church sues watever they dont like. so what they do after the episode aired? sue! punch line given!

  • Tom Cruise is only one of many stars, hollywood can always find someone else, Stuff him and his ridiculous church,let someone with a brain take over his roles.They should of called his bluff and let him cut off his own nose to spite his face, the MI franchise does not need him to promote it,it will succede anyway.The simple fact is he need the movie parts to make a living.

  • My friend's mom works in the movie business and she knows for a fact that Tom Cruise is gay. I don't have a problem with gay poeple, but I think it's pathetic to be as defensive about it as he is. And just for the record, he is as much as a douche bag as everyone says in person.

  • Haha Chef. It's okay for them to make fun of other religions, but when they make fun of yours That's just crossing the line!

    Thanks for proving Trey and Matt right. This is like how they have Jesus getting crapped on in one episode, but then if they show Muhammad they get death threats.

  • Hey... is That Fudge Packer Tom Cruise?

  • Isaac Hayes had no issues with every other religion and THING in existence being mocked or made fun of by south park but the second that it involves something he's into he has a bitch fit and quits the show. People are such sensitive babies these days. "WAHHH a cartoon made fun of something I am into and I'm too immature to not let what other people say effect my life!"

    Fuck chef the show is so much better without him and tom cruise is a queer homo

  • I loved how Tom Cruise played his real self in Tropic Thunder!! It was hilaaaaarious!!!

  • Tom cruise is the biggest douche in the fuckin' universe

  • All that Tom Cruise did was bring more attention to South Park. I did not see that episode of South Park until Tom Cruise started making a big deal about it-that's when I went looking for it. Lots of people felt the same because now that episode is all over the internet.

    P.S.-If you have not sen it, go see it now. It reveals Scientology's biggest secret. It is hilarious.

  • @TheJoseph4774 at first i thought they just said that was the truth... but it's real... XD

  • OK FUCKING CHEF GO AND LEAVE U WERE NEVER FUNNY ANYWAY AND FUCK YOU FOR MOCKING EVERY OTHER RELIGION BUT WHEN YOURS IS MOCKED U STUB YOUR TOE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING HIPOCRIT AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY TONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mission impossible 3 was crap

  • That's not why Isaac Hayes left south park, he left because after he suffered a stoke he wasn't the same person.

  • @dolfan1389 the stroke could of been part of the reason why he left, but he did say he was upset that south park took shots at celebs religion. he didnt seem to have a problem with it until that made fun of scientology tho 

  • Tom Cruise is a spectacular actor until you realize that hes crazy.

  • what a pussy. Tom, face it. You're a dick! No one important likes you.

  • God her fucking eyes are like wide eyes in the elder scrolls IV shivering isles expansion ahahahahaahhahaahaha

  • Sup guise! I've just made a site where you can watch full episodes!!

    SP the movie, documentary and all episodes including Season 15!

    straemingblog.blogspot.com

    Thumbs up if you just saw the new episode, 15x11"broadway bro down"!

    That guy you are talking about was Isaac Hayes and he died before the Jersey Shore episode aired.

    Fucking do you your research next time. Also, you don't know about his mental condition and why he joined scientology.

    Srsly, fuck you.

  • this is xenu.I will return on dec 21st 2012.anticipate my arrival.

  • I was just standing here, when Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why would Tom Cruise lock himself in the closet. Nobody had no answers, so I pulled out my GUN!!! Someone Tell me Why Tom Cruise before I cap this bitch.

  • Daaaaad Tom cruse won't come out of the closet hahahahahahA xD

  • Janet is an Alien

  • Haha, I love SP's response to his crap XD 'the million year war for earth has just begun' lol :L That's just epic!

  • i love this woman eyes, she can hypnotise me

  • Mr.Cruise come out of the closet.........Come out of the closet mr cuise

  • Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.

  • @PivotB3stZ tom cruise will sue your ASS!!!

  • @KonstantinosMin That's not the only thing he'll try and do with my ass...

  • @PivotB3stZ And he won't come out of the closet

  • @PivotB3stZ touche...touche....

  • south park got thier own back in the 100 n 201 episodes

  • heaven forbid that we should ask people who leave a religious organization why they don't like it anymore

  • does that lady have chewing tobacco in her mouth, or a dental apparatus?

  • never fight south park, they will rape you!!!

  • Scientology Is An Excuse For Tom Cruise's Gayness

  • VICTORY TO THE PARK OF SOUTH

  • tom cruise = the most highly overrated actor EVER. No question

  • @ibedoinwork21 He's a total polesmoker...

  • @ibedoinwork21 Well you and 48 other people are idiots, no question about that. Just because the guy believes in something that's considered taboo doesn't mean he's an overrated actor. That's a really stupid statement considering the fact of the slew of half assed actors we have in Hollywood today.

  • @KidMagnum Okay first off way to start off the persuasive action with an insult, and two I don't judge it off of him being a broad minded and easily swayed person i judge it off of taste and well..what i see and he really isn't special, much like any others out there as you stated i mean simply because he hasn't made serious dents..mission impossible was dumb all around, a few good men was nicholson carrying and rain man..two words dustin hoffman..risky business? jerry maguire? thanks but nahh

  • @ibedoinwork21 It can't be considered an insult if it's true...hell, i'd consider it more of a compliment than anything else. If you don't like Tom Cruise than that's fine, but to call him overrated is seriously...just, not very logical. Plenty of other actors are overrated (Ben Affleck comes to mind immediately followed by Jack Black) and to be considered overrated is when people talk about their "Next big movie" when every movie they've been in either sucked or broke even.

  • @KidMagnum That is why the joke is good because the truth is just hilarious the fact he not only believes in that nonsense but how seriously he obviously takes himself, but I suppose you make valid points. Personally, I don't really care for Tom Cruise as an actor. I think acting alongside Nicholson and Hoffman may overshadow him, but also alongside Demi Moore makes him look good.

  • @ibedoinwork21 and thats the way to say "thank you" to man who saved the world numerous of times??? >:(

  • Tom Cruise is a NUTCASE

  • I hate Tom Cruise anyone who complains about southpark must pay

  • Now I'm starting to get angry so I pull out my gun!!!!

    R Kelly in that episode was funny

  • The Muslim part refering to episodes 200 and 201

  • Leave it to Muslims, Tom Cruise, and other fudge packers to bitch about episodes

  • That's why they canned his ass after this

  • Tom Cruise is only angry cause he's tiny, weak, brainwashed, and evil. Take those things away and he will be an amazing guy

  • tom cruise uve always been a joke south park just made u funny u fudge packer

  • So the black guy that voices chef is also a scientologists?? What the fuck is happening with this world

  • Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer.

  • 2:20 shit my pants

  • ♪tom cruise needs stop it nd come the hell out closet SO I PULL OUT MY GUUUN♪

  • I guess he bought the Brooklyn bridge.

  • Scientology must understand that they have dissent in their church and for a reason. Exerting total control of their congregants and even the press raises question about their attitude and practices. Every dissent has their own story, and Rolling Stone has every right to interview them because of the right to free press. By the way, does Scientology has something to hide? Also why call Scientology a "church" when they honor Xenu rather than Jesus Christ like real churches do?

  • Scientology is the farthest thing away from being a believer in any type of god even farther away from atheist is from being a believer in any type of god because atheist use reason not to believe in god (not saying I am one ) but Scientology believes in aliens !? Both of Scientology and being atheist is wrong but at least they have a reason

  • @buckslayer2113 how ignorant of you. how do you see that as wrong?

  • anonymous are n00bs.

  • dang haha well thats funny only if they would have showed tht episode once more i think the ovie mi3 would hav made it to the big screen insted or going straight to dvd lol

  • Mission Impossible 4:

    Tom Cruise tries to see what's on top of the fridge

  • hmmm Mission Impossible 3 or South Park.............GTFO Cruise

  • Scientology = Sum Illuminati Alien Cult...Global Scam

  • dude chef lit a monk on fire in an episode...but whatever I guess hes chillin' with lord xenu somewhere in space, rip

  • Idiot fascist sciencologists don't realise they have only brought more publicity to the show. And that fascist Isaac Hayes is just a pathetic sick joke. You know I used to like his music. The big baby can suck my salty balls now.

  • @zapkvr ..not "IS"...WAS he is deceased guy! lol

  • South Park bashed Catholicism, Baptism, Atheism, Mormons, and just about everything else. Did they get pissed abou it? No. Only the pansy Scientologists did. They deserve to be made fun of if they can't take a joke.

  • @bthebest23 Sci-fag. Go burn yourself in the money your shit cult makes

    WE ARE LEGION

  • @bthebest23 u r gay dude!

  • scientology is fking retarded

  • lol scientology is so dumb

  • oh wah im tom cruise and i have sand in my vagina because south park made fun of me and my religion! one thing that i have learned from kyle is that its comedy. everything is ok or nothing is. so cruise get the sand outta ur vagina and deal with it. look at cartman. he says racist stuff all the time but no one cares because we kno trey and matt are kidding so why make this big of a deal. please if u have been seriously offended by south park please let me kno.

  • i wanna punch tom cruise so hard, this shit would make my day

  • Scientology is gay

  • I luv how Isaac Hayes, Tom Cruise, n the church Scientology were ok w/ South Park making fun of other religions n other serious thingz, bit yet wen it comez to their religion they make a big deal bout it... They need to grow up n realize it waz jst a joke nothin more... N South Park RULEZ!

  • @TheTristan4343 Exactly all scientologist are all hypocrites!

  • Its kinda funny how a bunch of pissed off scientologists demaned this episode be pulled for making fun of scientology which didn't happen but when pissed off Muslims send death threats for just showing Muhammad, 3 episodes were pulled off of SP studios and netflix.

  • @recon500 It wasnt the creators of South Park who pulle the Muslim episodes. Comedy Central pussed out when the death threats came in from what was believed to be an extremist group. Matt and Trey both called Comedy Central pussies for cancelling them.

    

  • @al3x1103 I never said they pulled the episodes off

  • FUDGE PACKER!!!!!

  • odd...i saw this episode on CC like 2 weeks ago lol

  • fuck tom cruise and fuck isaac hayes!!!! lunatic cry ass bitches

  • so whats the deal with tom crusic and south park

  • OH MY GOD, JANET REITMAN HAS HUGE EYES!!! and are they serious?? I saw that episode on television about 20 times.

  • Scientology is another nazi kind of megalomaniac just for riches club... Sad for freedom of speech...

  • It's funny how their reaction proved the point at the end of the episode.

  • the guy who played chef didnt mind them making fun of: Christianity, Muslums, Jews, Blacks,Jersey shore and mexicans.

  • @spyrodude12 Well you know they asked the fascist Hayes about that and he had no comeback. I can't beleive anyone could be that stupid.

  • @spyrodude12 I like how u added in jersey shore as if its a religion hahaha

  • @spyrodude12 very well said bro !!!!!!

  • @spyrodude12 didnt he quit over it?

  • @spyrodude12 hes dead show some respect

  • @spyrodude12 Issac Hayes :'( i miss you

  • @spyrodude12 fkn scientology.. brainwashes people

  • Tom Cruise..what an douchebag

  • south park is the best show ever.

    -tom curise get out of the closet, no. Im a failure.

  • ... God I love South Park.

    And hell, this Lady(2:15) creeps me out. These eyes are weird as shit.

  • dad tom cruise wont come out of the closet

  • 2:18 she gives me nightmares

  • @JTKatz07 KILL HER WITH FIRE!!!

  • @JTKatz07 how?

  • what a fuckin pussy really if you make as much money as tom does and you cant take some show making fun of you and use some scientoligy for an excuse you deserve to be made fun of fuckin greedy jew!! lmao

  • thank god im a athiest...but even i did believe in something....scientoligy i would never be apart of that garbage....tom cruise...stop being a wet blanket...first a water gun...and than south park...deal with it....take it like a man like most stars do when there parodied on south park...ur just a bitch of a wet blanket...deep down...u know ur a virgin

  • if ur a stupid nutthead to believe in such crap u deserve to be humiliated like crap everyday!!!!

  • GOOD GOD, does Janet reitman have some huge fuckin eyes or is it just me

  • @Nixom1334 she looks like she IS possessed by one of those aliens!

  • tom cruise has a vagina where his balls are supposed to be

  • @TheEXpothead he is a hermaphrodite and fu*#$ himself

  • @TheEXpothead Actually he has flowers where his vagina is supposed to be.

  • what a giant vagina

  • Tom Cruise is a fag. lol

  • scientology is not an religion, it´s voodoo for pussies.

  • @tommyMirror LMAO!

  • Damn that is one scary looking bitch @2.20

  • Remind me again why people even watch Tom Cruise movies any more?

  • Hey, Tom Cruise ! Do you like fish sticks ? :D

  • issac hayes still made amazing music

  • 2:16 OMG! Whats up with her eyes???! im scared =(

  • scientology is such a joke come on and they are more a joke after trying closing stuff like this

  • @IHeartKimP He probably didn't take it personally; but was pressured to leave by other scientologists.

  • scientology is not a religion, it is a cult

  • @NLAnonymous What a groundbreaking observation : |

  • @dasbakon lol, innit? guess I'll send my resume to the space-project?

  • tom cruise is half-brother of justin bieber

  • God bless South Park! I'm glad it has been on tv for so long, we need it in this day and age.

  • RIP common sense ._.

  • if tom cruise was not famous and just a regular person no one would have cared

  • Scientology is for people who want to be bums. :)

  • @DecisiveGames Like OMG LYKE RLY?  YOU BETTER INFORM THE NEWS ABOUT THIS! I'M SURE ALOT OF PPL DIDN'T KNOW HE DIED IN 2008 D:

  • I went to school with a guy that talks like her

  • haha very good

  • it shounds like they all have lishps.

  • all religions are cults, nuts and waste of time!

  • But remember kids, Scientology is better than every other religion. In fact Isaac Hayes was on South Park, so Scientology is better than blacks, jews, gays, asians, and everything else he had NO PROBLEM being involved in bashing! Hahaha

    Tom Cruise isn't mad about scientology being made fun of, hes mad cause they put HIM in the episode!

  • Thats so fucking funny! The voice of Chef left because of that episode, after making fun of everyone for years, ONE goddamn episode offends HIS personal beliefs, so he becomes a pussy and just leaves!

    Tom Cruise, on the other hand, is just Tom Cruise. That explains it. LOL

  • damn that bitch got some big eyes

    

  • Scientology is stupid anyways. "Let us take your money and tell you some stupid story then you can believe it or walk away either way give us money".

  • Isaac hayes is stupid. According to him its ok to make fun of every other religion but not his.

  • I NOW HATE TOM CRUISE..the ONLY reason why he got all pissed off is because Whatever Matt & Trey say is ABSOLUTLEY true...HE KNOWS IT..i now have no respect for tom....I think it's bull crap that he even ATTEMPTED to do this...SOUTH PARK IS KICK ASS NO MATTER WHAT! THIS is why matt and trey are my idols and insipiration in my life...THEY DON'T LET SHIT LIKE THIS SLOW/STOP THEM FROM DOING what they do BEST.if people don't like SP too bad! :p lol..rant over. .....

  • Isaac Hayes thought mocking religion was going too far....when they started mocking HIS RELIGION. LOL! He didn't have a problem with it when it was just Jews and Christians being made fun of.

  • I agree. Tom is a huge galactic pussy, but he has been sucked into something he knows nothing about. How can we help him?

  • Tom Cruise= RETARD

  • Trey Parker and Matt Stone are amazing to come up with ideas for South Park. I wonder if they have list of who to rip on next?

  • Way to be a winey bitch Tom...

  • oooo so thaats why chef was killed off and then came back as a robot to "make love to the kids assholes" in that one episode

  • Tom is a nut job. Enough said.

  • @OCCatholicDude yeah..plus lately all he does is pack fudge

  • Scientology is the MOST REATARDED "religion"(cult) ever!!!!

  • Come back Chef, don't be a weenie... we miss you!

  • @ClintonEWilson Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr. (August 20, 1942 – August 10, 2008)

  • @ClintonEWilson Chef is dead...but he was a scilon so maybe came back as Suri Cruise.