My Roomates are Jerks / WHO WANTS 20 BUCKS?!

[OxBigly2010]

What happened to your room mates when you got married and how did they take it?

[LostUntilTomorrow]

2:33 reminds me totally of my brother actually...

[lunio001]

awkward silence. lol

[holdenmkrotch]

You are the best cure for a hangover. Thanks!

[Jboatman98]

I kicked my mom to see if this was real

[eggboop101]

this is hilarious

[asocietyred]

ha ha ha

[greatmoves123]

I like it!

[babymommy23]

boring

[jasuschrist]

you like like adam sandler.

cool video !!

[sabresfn2661]

i think middle is diabetes commercial guy

[bassik123]

is that houdini on the right and hulk hogan on the left?

[kwpower29]

By the time this video ends a postage stamp will cost $20. Maybe you should do a video about the postal office. I like your I love tacos video. I made tacos this week and they were delicious. Beer and tacos. It's heavenly!

[PinkChicken]

I found 2 dollars in the toilet in the cubicle beside mine, I saw it drop from the person, I waited till she left the cubicle and waited a while more in case she would turn back, but other people came in and I wanted it so I slowly crouched down and reached under the stall divider and took it

[pichurit]

so... who's taken the $20?

[s3cretadmir3r]

you are suck a genius!

[SuperJitan]

so you're going to send the remainder of a twenty dollar note that you are going to use to pay for the postage of sending that same twenty dollar note. This will amount to some amount of change which will inevitably be compiled of various notes and coins which would cost more to post. But you've payed the postage for a single bill... THATS MATH I CAN'T EVEN DO!

[Tandy400]

Wow, Wilford Brimley is your room mate? I bow down to you. :O

[JaycobKay]

You are sure funny. I like your microphone too. And your roommates... look so hot. The old guy mostly. Not trying to be funny.

[coolrien]

Youtube is career?

carzy mikeface!

[vanawesome]

what??

[coolrien]

oh i was trying to make you laugh, but i don't think it work!

[vanawesome]

haha. Maybe not the first time but this one made me laugh! Hooray!

[vanawesome]

actually, "Carzy mikeface!" really IS funny. i'm gonna go by that name from now on!

[Irateiritis]

But what if you found a stamp as well...?

[Superman1281]

Every time I pick up twenty bucks off the street; I feel rich until I give it away to homeless person. I then realize I got a reality check slap in the face that I'm very poor. It does not pay being a superhero. All I get is a thank you Superman. I'm like thank this, but I cant do that. I fly home feeling broke. One more thing, the Daily planet salary sux.

[Necromagnus97]

I WANT TWENTY BUCKS!!

[cireck]

End credits Music!!!!

XD!!!

[everythingizcool2me]

LOL! That was hillarious! SUBSCRIBING!

[partylikeamaxx55]

i think that that pasta is going to go bad pretty soon well maby its like him it will never go bad or die

[scooter952]

hahahaha is that the diabetes meter guy behind hulk hogan? :P

[vanawesome]

you better believe it is.

[melbn]

DANNY DIAMOND IS A GUY id like to head butt into next week

[1010100906]

god damn. hulk is skinny here like in the good old days when he would battle the ultimate warrior

[withanoxgoad]

i had a dream about you. we were going to church together, to meet britney spears.

[vanawesome]

man that sounds like a killer time!  lets make it happen.

[babycc007]

You are SO funny!I subscribed...and theres a plus...ur fun to look at (ur cute) :DD

[babushkabuddha]

seriously lets run off to a deserted island together and make scott baio babies!!!!

[itsyourohio]

like seriously look at that spaghetti and that old guy in the middle, mmm like omg i was wondering where my suspenders went i forgot that i bought some because i like to be amish but i mnot so i mean when i really think about it dimatap is really good OMFG LIKE OMFGGG LIKE OMG SOME OLD LADY JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR IN THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE I GTG BYE

[vanawesome]

huh?

[MuttinHead]

This is quite possibly THE funniest channel on youtube EVER! I actually LOL'ed to the last 2 videos I watched.

[Rudenewt]

Dear Horizontally challenged comedic dude. You have amused me (somewhat) so I have decided to share with you the secret of the universe. Unfortunately this secret is so guarded, so mystifying and so powerful that only those truly destined for greatness can handle it. Those destined for greatness or those with $20 cash. You sir certainly fill one of those categories. Send the money to "I'm about to get 20 bucks smarter, Phoenix NM any zip will do".

[jaguar887]

It amazes me how good the Hulkster and Baio are looking these days. The fact that Baio can still go out in public sporting suspenders and be proud of it, says alot about his caracter. Brimley on the other hand....well lets face it, he's always been sort of a douche.

[mattlmorris]

So yeah... so obviously my video is too late. Still! You need to know what trouble you got me into.

[themajor56]

Dude! U ARE THE FUNNIEST EFFEN GUY ON UTUBE!

[sweetflavah]

i'm sorry but i love your roommates. hehe

[vanawesome]

haha. yah they're good people. They're starting to grow on me. :D

[citizenstand]

you don't really have those guys as roommates!

[vanawesome]

LOL. how dare you cast aspersions sir!

[claytonian]

I cast aspersions for no video followup yet!

[0604433c]

is it still on?

[Shyaporn]

Which Thursday were you referring to?

Hurry up you lazy goop, before I'm forced to actually visit Camazon or XXXodour for entertainment.

[vanawesome]

haha. i know i know. It will come tomorrow or a puppy dies. And damn it, i love puppies. My next vid, dedicated to puppies.

[im0mature]

Your segue-ditties are the best ever. lol

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks im0mature. Glad you like em.

[HiHelloTube]

lol. dude that shining thing was funny...

[kraznadar]

Oh man!!! How did I NOT see this before?! When does it close? And also, do you just use a webcam or do you have a real camcorder hooked up? I've gotta buy a new one and I kinda want what you have...

[vanawesome]

hey man, i use a panasonic dvx100. However, it's out of my possession now, so, i can't make the results video until i get it back, so, yes, it's still open. Get in your try! Quick!

[Bdup81]

Whats with the side parting Martin? sorry im a bit late dude just got back from holiday, rocking as always, are you going to eat that oatmill

[Shyaporn]

Oh yeah, well I don't have my COMPUTER right now, and I still manage to post comments on your video here!

Where's your Moses now?!?!

[WlLKO]

When is the deadline VanAwesomne?

[Shyaporn]

Where's my money?

[missy2j]

I enjoyed the transitional music.

[vanawesome]

thanks missy, the transitional music was a last minute addition to the vid!.

[chrisinmainz]

Cool deal, I just finished my video.

[vanawesome]

and it was an awesome video chris!  thanks. i love tacos!!!

[ReliableInsider]

funniest joke ever: George Bush

[pacermike]

Wow ReliableInsider, super lame G.W. jab. If you're gonna hit him, at least make it funny. Besides, this pool was non-political. Thanks for peeing in it.

[ReliableInsider]

Mike, we all understand what you guys are going through and we're sympathetic. I know it's hard. It's torture! LOL

[pacermike]

If I have to explain that someone's name as a punchline is a no-effort, lazy, cop-out of a joke as useless as a "5 DVD's for $1.99" spam comment then I guess we'll never see eye-to-eye here. All I'm saying is if you must stink up the place with politics then show some sort of effort or creativity at least. B.t.w., don't lump me in with any political party just because I thought your joke was weak and awkwardly forced into a non-political topic. I'm the first to laugh at Bush joke if it's funny.

[UncaDollas]

thanks dude

[vanawesome]

gotta go with pacemike here and hope that we could keep politics out of this. Unless it's the politics of dancing!? Because my dance moves health care plan is way better than your dance grooves health care plan.

[MBRHIndustries]

yea you gotta watch out for the diabedis.

I'm glad I subscribed to your channel, I'm about to crap with joyous laughter.

[vanawesome]

hahaha. Crap with joyous laughter. i'm glad to help keep you regular!

[treeguy007]

quality...great one as usual...more!

[vanawesome]

treeguy, its a slightly well known fact that i'm anti-tree. Now that you know this, i hope you still like the video.

[emanresusral]

It's so big! The microphone:)

[vanawesome]

that's what she s... oh..

[supered86]

excellent man! excellent.

[vanawesome]

hey thanks superred! always appreciate it!

[eastwood13]

I like pink tacos ;)

[petev1975]

I love the fact all your characters sound nothing like you!

Seriously though, you're definitely one of the funniest person on youtube.

All your fans appreciate the time and effort you put into your vids. The post production stuff must have taken you days to finish!

[vanawesome]

hahaha. yah, i spend the most time practicing my character acting voices.. hahaha. took me FOEVER to master Baio, once i mastered baio, the hulkster and Brimley came that much easier. haha. Thanks for the comment man. Really appreciate it. .

[MediocreFilms]

Damn you're good. Excuse me, I gotta go watch all yer videos now.

[vanawesome]

thanks MediocreFilms! You guys make some of the funniest stuff on the tubes! (my early stuff sucks, don't go watchin my early stuff. haha. )

[admiralnovia]

Don't go removing your early stuff, like a lot of people do on this site...I hate that.

Cheers :)

[vanawesome]

haha. i wont man, I know how much you love the boobies song.

[freshflip04]

to win this $20..i believe the long awaited return of a certain advertising dog of mine is the answer...

[vanawesome]

yes, bring him back!  NOW!

[infokemp]

Great vid, pleased to here of your windfall, have you checked out WILKO's new vid.

All the best infokemp.

[vanawesome]

yah, it's hilarious.

[WilsonSoupII]

Oh WOW!! HAHAHA

omg.. these are SO RETARDED!

I laughed so hard.... phew.... still coolin' down...

the whole Youtube shebang/watch?v=er4zU20y8kg

(sorry, it won't let me post links!)

God that was aweful.

[WilsonSoupII]

Dammit! I just had it all written out and it didn't load..

:[

I HATE MY LIFE!!!

AHHHHHHHH

[ironfonz]

whatever,if cummunity channel aka natalie post any comment I know shes getting the money...sucker

[therabbitslayer]

If I win(I can't...no cam) I would spend the money on a new Vanawesome T shirt and the rest...well...who am I kidding..its all going into my beer fund. Good to see a new vid!

[Carlyism]

Penis.

[Armwire22]

Man ! You should send the entire 20 ! That sounds like a ransom lol ! Ill send you 19 53 and the other 47 is like the victim pennies from the taliban or somethin !

[vanawesome]

forget it buddy! I'm not made of money!! haha.

[cristianarielpalma]

You know what? I've been thinking about this and it's not fare. You have to put some rules, man. What if I'm twenty dollars away from buying a video camera to make the best video response and win the twenty dollars? I feel that I don't stand a chance. It's sad. Life was so much better when Pluto was a planet...

[JustA11en]

Why aren't you wearing a face?!?!

[lduk]

I'm not gonna do A vid as 20 bucks is like 50p in England. For real tho its about £10 coz the currency is $2.1 to £1 lol.

[beefybee]

yah but LD, dude. that would be 10 weird looking L's from VANAWESOME. That's got to be worth like.. at least 80 bucks or so.

[cheatch]

that was my 20$, give it back

[beefybee]

sorry cheatch, i think a few people already used that joke. haha.

[ABLEE337]

love the music

[GimmeBWW]

Watch claytonian's vid. At first I thought he said he was gonna start off by felating his kitten.

[beefybee]

agreed, claytonian's vid is very very funny.

[festouverture]

hey tacos philosopher.

you should make a video of deep conversation between your roommates. cause they are kewl.

[vanawesome]

haha. thanks joanna.  There will be many adventures with me and the roomies in the future.

[Judofruit]

haha, - try to make one of the funniest guys on youtube laugh? This video has the potential to be the one with the best reponses in youtube history.

[seafury]

this is SO FUNNY! :D Especially the transitional music!!

[hollyhoodjoe123]

That was my 20 bucks you thief!!! Give it back!

Anyhow, it must be great being roommates with Hulk Hogan!

[WlLKO]

Cool Vlog !!!!

[eananpatterson]

F'ing brill video! Sent you a tube-mail regarding 20 bucks!

[BigFatCrossMack]

hey, what am I doing in this video. I didn't give you permission to use me in this video.

[vanawesome]

hey bfcrossmack, why don't you get a freaking job... hippie!

[falletron]

You ARE (van) awesome!

[Yakovich]

Wow 20 bucks US! Do you know how much that is in Aussie Dollars! I could buy me one of them classy prostitutes with that! You know... the ones with there own teeth!

[festouverture]

heheheh...

[vanawesome]

yes..... three "he's" that's extra good for you! haha.

[NietzscheNu]

Seated on the chair, behind the cam, headphones on...

Nothin' but Mic!

[princessFig]

its starting to look like Big Brother in your house...wonder who they wanna vote out!

[KiheiLawyer]

Dude, that's my 20 dollar bill. (Holding my hand over my eyes), its green with some other colors on it, it has some old guy on it, numbers. It is the same size as a dollar bill. GIVE IT BACK to me. I will be happy to pay overnight priority mail postage, plus shipping and handling.

[vanawesome]

dang, it's hard to argu with that. you identified it and everything. I"ll be sure to make sure whoever gets this 20 sends you a thank you card.

[ChannelReviews]

Awfully nice mic there....buddy. >_<

:P

[vanawesome]

yah you know you be likin the mic action. haha.

[hypothetisch]

what will you do if some one wins hwo lives outside the us?

[Rotarrius]

I was thinkin the same thing: i live in the UK so it'll take like a week to get here then when i change it at the bureu it'll only be like 50p* (*or sumthin) still worth it tho. : D

[vanawesome]

hah.  yah, totally still worth it.

[Kotarra]

Hey you. Thank once again for your great humor and great funny fake people(roomates?) Your a great person

funny You know what? i think that you should go on a date with one of your fans and flim it what do you think? lets see lisa do that. have a great day. kotarra

[tehhwhitefox]

Your video's make me giggle like a young girl.=]That's a good thing so keep it up...keep up the stuff that you do.

[curellasays]

the comment thing aint working!

[SugarPlumFairley]

i can see your comment!

[Pablo668]

Great Vid Mr Awesome.

[vanawesome]

my mom will be saddened to hear this.

[chubykirby]

send me the 20 dollars and i will make another contest 'who can make me laugh' with the remain $19.53 lol

[beefybee]

haha. then the winner of that could start a contest with the remaining $19.06.  And it could just go on and on. What an excellent source of laughter this 20 dollars will become.

[SugarPlumFairley]

hmmm, i'd like to sign up for round two of the 20 dollars journey of laugher. Let me know when this starts.

[Shyaporn]

A Haiku:

Twenty dollar bills

Float towards strippers' garters like

Blossoms to the earth.

[beefybee]

that was beautiful. Thank you.

[SugarPlumFairley]

that really was beautiful. Gorgeous Thank you for that.

[mightynezumi]

Can you post it to Japan?

If not... well... I may still make an effort, but the motivation will definitely be reduced. Perhaps by 10%, and that's a lot.

[vanawesome]

yes, i can send it to japan. I think there will be around 5 bucks left over or something. hah totally worth it.

[bwhahrhr]

contest entry: send me the 20 dollars or my cat get's it!

[beefybee]

If I recall correctly bwhahrhr, Van is partial to the puppies.

[bwhahrhr]

then I will summon my greenpeace and peta minions on him - its his fault that my cat got hurt then... :)

[vanawesome]

it's true i love puppies. But, that doesn't mean that i hate cats or wish them harm. However, bwhahrhr, i DO wish harm upon your cat, specifically. I am not sure why.

[lebam333]

You appear to be better looking today for some reason. I'm not saying that for 20 bucks.

[vanawesome]

why thank you lebam. I'm feeling rather hunky as well these days.

[ThatQuirkyGal]

I am really bad at names but I never forget those probers. Doctor visits always leaves permanence in my mind. ~Raven

[ThatQuirkyGal]

Why cant men multitask? Because there minds are going all day long, thinking about sex every few minutes that any other thoughts get in the way.

My joke by the way. ~Raven

[SugarPlumFairley]

to: ThatQuirkyGal, i dont get it... but, that's probably just because i'm thinking about boobs right now.

[ThatQuirkyGal]

LOL...

[maribelaldana]

Dude I Like Shy GuyS :) REALLY!

[missuscake]

Duh duh a challenge I am intimidated

[DocRusty]

I like this vid and your sexy friends, however, I am a multi-billionaire so am not tempted to perform for you like some kind of drunken sex monkey in order to win a paltry $20. Of course, if the Hulk was offering me cash, I would drop my trousers in an instant.

[missuscake]

Oh my goodness Rustyamania is runnin wild on you.

[vanawesome]

Rustymania is runnin wild all over the world sir. all over the freaking world!

[missuscake]

Would mcelectric Chair be Macho Man Randy Savage? If he is I hope he doesn't turn on Doc Rusty and split up the Mega Powers tag team.

[Kloxboy]

Holy monkey balls, that was funny. :D

[Sugartalker]

LOL! As always Van. Can I call ya Van? It'd be cool cuz people would like ask me, "hey! Have you seen Vanawesome videos?". And I'd be like, "Who Van? Yeah I know him. He even featured one of my vids". And they'd be like, "You're so lucky" and stuff.

Sincerely loved the vid Van!

[vanawesome]

it is true. Sugar talker and myself are great pals. He has amazing dance grooves.

[Sugartalker]

Thanks Van! I'm told that all the time. And dude you're good at special effects dude.

[hayleybowl]

cool video

[cristianarielpalma]

Good to see you making videos again. And about the 20 bucks, you should come clean and send me everything else that was on my wallet. Seriously, Joe.

[vanawesome]

haha. i will think about it. but i'm probably just going to keep yoru wallet.

[VirtualWiiality]

good to hear from you. I've been watching crappy drama and my penis has shrunked.

[jbrowne1702]

I really like your vids. This was maybe my favorite if just for getting Scott Baio, Hulkster and that guy from Dallas(?) in the same room. good job

[beefybee]

you're right jbrowne, Brimley was an excellent Addition to vans cast of players.

[hdotbrown]

If I win I'll pay YOU $20.

[vanawesome]

well crap this sounds like an amazing deal!

[mgphenom]

Dude, your mom went to college... and she joined a male fraternity.

good vid.. I will soon be ridiculed

[vanawesome]

my mom did not go to college actually. Yet she's done rather well for herself. go mom!